Board Thread:Lore Discussion/@comment-13933531-20130730123100/@comment-5320677-20130730130115

Interesting theory... however I'm going to call my friend Phoenix Wright

"OBJECTION!!!!!!1!!!!!" thank you phoenix (: anyway the Dwemer decided they were done with us punk Nords and said "yo we be off dis' biznizzle fo'shizzle my hizzle'" and teleported off to another plane of exsistence where they invented Rap Music and the iPod thank you

(This was made purely for a stupid and hilarious answer.... I delievered one out of two I get a C- for the day):