Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5320677-20140119160918/@comment-46.245.144.82-20140119163458

I just started, and I am an "Imperial" as it is called.

I named him Verus, as I did with most of my games.

Anyways, I got through most of the questline, and decided to get a house.

So, I went to Solitude, and did a bunch of quests for the Jarl.

I got the house, and since I was rich, automatically got all the decorations and stuff.

So, I went to the house, and saw two mannequins. I got a sword, and started slashing them.

I had my character sleep until 9:00, since it was 10:00 pm, and when he woke up, the mannequins were nxt to him, and they opened their mouth, and they sucked me in.

I hurt and teased them, so they took me, and turned me into one.

Now, I stay in Proudspire Manor, and get slashed, punched, and bashed, all day, by the players. And we take their souls.

Have you ever wondered, why there is a face on the mannequins?

And are you still going to practice on that mannequin? Think about it......JUST KIDDING xD

-TDWTG