Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3293219-20140116231609/@comment-24123288-20140117232744

"Ma'am, are you going to buy anything? Or just stand there and look out the window? Cause I need to close up..." The shop owner sighed heavily, clearly frustrated at the Dunmer.

"Hm? Oh sorry!" Eilonwyn said with a small bow. "I was just talking to the Altmer in my head! Do you have any shirts that a guy would wear? My husband is in desperate need of a new one!"

The shopkeeper sighed again, trying to resist the urge to rub his eyes. "Ma'am, this is a weapons and armour shop. No shirts here!"

"But what about your shirt? Can I have that? I'll pay....1000 for it!"

''How many has she had? ''

The shopkeepers mood improved remarkably now. "Ma'am, for 1000 gold, I'd take my leather leggings off too!"

"You would? Cause I need some of those as well...Get to it then!"

''Think of the money...1000 drakes... ''

Silently, the shopkeeper complied and tossed his outfit at the Dunmer from across the counter.

"Thank you!" Eilonwyn giggled as she got changed. Right there. In the middle of the shop.

"Oh uhm...I don't have 1000 gold." She admitted, her tone growing serious as she raised her scythe at him. "Don't come after me!" Eilonwyn added, giggling sweetly again as she staggered out the door, and back to the inn, leaving the shopkeeper standing there in his small clothes, looking bewildered.

My gold...godsdamnit!