Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25350022-20191228005246/@comment-30743945-20191231154316

But they didn't find an actual dragon priest. Because the both of them have been turned into Gopnik Slavs, they kidnapped Vladimir Putin, who secretly calls himself "Sergei the Dragon Priest" - a powerful Gopnik high priesg who wears dark blue Adidas tracksuits, driving a black Lada that constantly played the USSR national anthem on hardbass, with 3 white stripes stickered onto the car's roof and bonnet. They offered "Sergei" to Molag Bal and...