User blog comment:The Milkman/Twitter Responses: Bethesda Still Having Issues/@comment-76.253.167.133-20121014010334/@comment-5280592-20121014233833

Guys, this is stupid. What really happened is the entire Middle East teamed up with India to legalize bacon made from alien polar bears. The OP was the mothership, Dawnguard was used to power the engines to defend Earth. Bill Clinton says we should have it within twelve years if we vote for him this year.