User blog comment:6 Xero 9/What fighting style do you prefer?/@comment-4957147-20120417001820

i don't fight, i just type in the consol commands "chuck_norris" and all i see is the flash of a light ginger beard, the screams and cries of dragons, high hrothgar collapses, the very elder scrolls themselves cower in fear, alduin's soul is absorbed and all of sovengard looks down in pure shock. then, then the screen goes black and my character wakes up moments later in a shack, a permanent shoe mark on his chest, from a round-house kick no doubt, and a note in my inventory reading "everyone gets one, sincerly~ Chuck." i then cry my self to sleep.