Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16047389-20140530161337/@comment-24640703-20140624021202

If I may, again, offer a personal list of highlights:

  "Sheogorath's beard shouldn't grow onto Jyggalag!" So THAT's where jyggs has been hiding.

"That's all he got for fondling Ballin's beard, which caused Riverwood to blow up for fun." This thread has repeatedly taught us that we really fancy beards and RiverBOOM.

"He was dead serious about Shlongfonso, the famous juggler." Guess what he juggles with.

"Cheese Louise and grease Denise eased creases, these pieces, and Liz pleased delicatessen. (BEST SENTENCE EVER)." Whole-heartedly agree, Miraak :)

"Sheogoroath ventured beyond Aetherius, shlongstepping on sweetrolls." His trademark strut/dance, it is canon.

"Then the Emperor was eaten by Mannimarco, king of Sweetroll Shlongs." Y'all thought it was of worms huh? Ha!

"“Honestly, I don't like Pelagius's beard, he smells like potatoes in cream cheese… Tantalizing!” sang Belethor." We all fap for potatoes in cream cheese. Or for Pelagius' beard.

"My spear pierces Nirn and exaserbatingly unleashes MISTERSHLONGALONGAAAAA upon you!" Not even unleashing all of Oblivion itself compares! It is canon.

"Even Sheogorath cannot comprehend this bastardised thread." I doubt that :)

"“Fishy stakes!” Swaggaroth shouted." Anything that someone with that name shouts is epic.

"A daedra bickered and cried, then foxtrotted away to a cheese maker's toaster cock-a-shlonga-doo-dah." We all must now picture an endless loop of a mighty scary daedra crying while foxtrotting on a toaster and singing cock-a-shlonga-doo-dah.

"He gently slept against someone's schnaps, although the Daedra balls'd up the job." Lol what does that mean I dont even...

"Mrs Shlongalonga slithered the snake into a portal to Oblivion! She is a bull! Deal with it or DIE PIE! But her humongous nose hairs grew muffins." Epic introduction of Mr S's bovine better-half, with a common nasal side effect from also being UNLEASHED UPON NIRN!

I would say that these threads are right up Uncle Sheo's alley (infact, these are the kind of stories that his worshippers dream of... awake) and we did not disappoint him. Madness and cheese and all :)