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The Dark Brotherhood Members Explained

Astrid: Someone you look up to, until she betrays you. How could you Astrid? ;_;

Veezara: Quiet. We don't hear a lot from him, but he was my Argonian assassin's best bro until death.

Babette: Scary-ass vampire child. Reminds me of "Children of the Corn".

Nazeem: Speaker/ contract giver. He's okay, but I'd like him better if he was helpful.

Lis: Pet spider. Did not help my arachnophobia much. Tried to send it to Oblivion, but then the other assassins got all pissed off at me.

Festus Krex: Grumpy old mage. Gave me a cool ring, but aside from that... meh.

Gabriella: The other mage. She stabbed a unicorn. She deserved to die.

Arbjorn: Werewolf and husband of Astrid. Doesn't like the color blue and calls me a "porkchop".

Cicero: Psychotic jester. Was sitting curled on the floor when I walked in and nearly tripped on him. He was like "Please don't kill me." And I was like, "He's so tiny and helpless...". I left his body burning in the fireplace.