Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-6941549-20130923203146/@comment-25146201-20130923205751

Give them the money and watch them walk away. Afterwards, jump on the back of the one with the knife and throttle him to death. To seem intimidating and to prevent the other one to even think about attacking, gouge out the first one's eyeballs and eat them. While the other watches in horror, throw the knife into his mouth. If you miss, jump on him and bite his neck until you penetrate his throat. Then rip out his trachea and esophagus for emphasis. Then take back your money and possibly any money they already had and act like you didn't do it.