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So Faendal commited auto-erotic suicide with the stench of the spraying milkshake coming out of Varmina's big ass. Ass which was attacked by insane-rodent-mounting smelly chickens sent by Hermaeus and Miraak WHILE loving each other with toys that Aela was bringing them. When done with that, Hermaeus went to play snap while dining with Dagon and the actual living hairs from WITHIN a dwarf that belongs to Sheogorath (who else). Alduin the World-Eater's dinner, though, was none other than his own sentient turd. The MadGod's dinner? Why a living Khajit, ofcourse. While providing his cheesy foreskin to Ancano for his dinner, who got angry because it turned to fire in his mouth as Vaermina was mocking him. Then a humble and multitalented Daedra is introduced, right before... the entity... is summoned.

Any sane reader would shake before turning the page in our story. Let's show them why.