Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-10578181-20140714191819/@comment-190.129.16.63-20140716192201

Miraak Obama wrote: As president of Tamriel, I will give everyone backrubs and free cookies/calamari. I would vote for you if you:

-lead the final war against the Aldmeri Dominion (and crush them all!!!))

-begin an expedition to Akavir and find the whereabouts of the Nerevarine

-give me another free copy of your mask and sword, as I've lost the first ones while overencumbered on aphocrypha

-persuade/bribe/intimidate Bethesda to develop an offline and 100% moddable version of The Elder Scrolls Online, or at least a bug-free version of Morrowind-Oblivion-Skyrim.

Sounds impossible??? Don't worry. You have my anonymous vote :P