Board Thread:Oblivion/@comment-10104661-20140214213438/@comment-10104661-20140319225843

Well, it doesn't look like anyone's been posting their strange happenings, so I guess I'll share one more.

Story number four: In the Barracks

I was sneaking through the guard barracks trying to steal each variation of guard armor, when I see a reeeeaaaalllly long, flat, dark-colored thing basically stretching from one end of the room to the other at a declining angle. Stealthily, I sneak around the guards and follow the weird thing and try to find its source. Up on a shelf, I see this thing is attached to what looked like half of a leather chest piece. By the nine, why did the guards have a set of melting leather armor? I'm serious, it looked like it was MELTING. If Skooma isn't to blame for all the weird things that happen to me in Oblivion, I think I may be asked to start worshipping Sheogorath soon. Oh, well. At least I get lots of free CHEESE!!!