User blog comment:Mr Stickman/Q&A Time with Mr Stickman vol. 2/@comment-4808313-20120221181604/@comment-4808313-20120222181227

Your effort and drive are admirable, if also slightly, and dare I say enthusiastically, unfocused. I award you points for exceeding the given requirements and suggestions of the question in the structure of your answer. However, I must also consequently withhold points in response to your ultimate answer to the question. A Jet, while arguably the most 'sweet' aircraft in many cases, does not precisely qualify as a Dirigible. Your answer of "a Jet", however appropriately sweet an answer it may have been had I asked a question of ever-so-slightly-different wording, does not award you any points at all in this exercise.

I award you 40 out of a possible 100 points, as well as a slightly educational resource in the form of this link "http://www.airships.net/dirigible", which is of course redeemable at your nearest Internet Browser which you may engage at your leisure. I might also add a hearty "there there" followed by a "You did a tip-top job" with a slightly more optimistic "You'll surely do absolutely wonderfully next time, eh?"

Thank you for your most gracious participation, and I, in all honesty, look forward to our next session.

P.s. As an aside, the answer of "Politician", as so generously offered by our witty-and-yet-annonymous contributor, would have, of course, awarded you with a bonus of approximately 20 points. While drastically and terribly much more incorrect than your own answer of "Jet", there is something to be said for light-heartedness, isn't there? Very witty indeed. :)