User blog:Mr Stickman/Life Lessons with Mr Stickman vol. 2

Are you ready to learn more life lessons? Well, today I am here to share with you a few more things to help you out in this cruel cruel world. All of these lessons I have learned from experience. So, I would know.
 * 1) No matter how cute it looks, never try to to cuddle with a porcupine
 * 2) Always remember, that strange person mimicking everything you do behind the glass, is your reflection
 * 3) If anyone asks, the chicken came first
 * 4) If you are headed to an area where enemies are dressed the same way as your companion, make sure to change his/her clothes or you may end up hacking away at them mercilessly only to realize hours later that your companion is missing
 * 5) Don't set your hair on fire
 * 6) Reading stupid blog posts like this is a waste of time

(If you don't play Skyrim, you may not fully understand number 4.)

--Mr Stickman