Board Thread:Oblivion/@comment-10104661-20140214213438/@comment-10104661-20140217235744

I have determined that unicorns have issues.

Story number three: Stable Fail

I really don't know why I did this in the first place, but I rode my unicorn on the top of the stable instead of in it, then dismounted. Everything was normal enough, aside from the unicorn on the roof, until a few seconds later. I suddenly fell straight down - through the building, and possibly through the ground. And then I couldn't move. But the weirdest thing was how everything around me looked like a really stretched out wood flooring texture, as in everything had a stripey texture with various shades of brownish color. I don't think I'll ever use skooma again.