Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5320677-20130611205437/@comment-5797598-20130706040246

I eat the cheese Daedra, Complete the path of madness, in the process i catch cheese fever (I was hallucinating of a world where Madness never existed, and nearly drove myself to suicide) I forge the mad guards armor, Also put these enchantments on it:

Bow - When shot at sun, turns it into a cheese.

Sword - When a enemy is killed, his inventory carrys up to 3 through 300 pieces of goat cheese.

Armor - Highest armor rating in the game, when hit, has a small chance of turning enemy into a sweetroll

Boots - Everytime you just, you do back flips and many other random acrobatics.

Gloves - All cheese tastes better, and restores your health by 100 points.

I made the armor out of Glass, Clay, leather, the hair//beard of a Grey Mane, Nazeems blood, And a piece of cheese.