Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5424581-20130821014247/@comment-24489208-20130917000309

UAM Ending!

"Fool! Cannot escape your--

Fate to take advantage of these fantastic deals! Daedric Swords for only 1000 gold and on top of that, if you buy one Daedric Sword you will get another one for free! That's TWO Daedric Swords for only 1000 gold." It turns out it is a Dremora Merchant!

Hero: "Oh wow, that is a good deal."

Heroin which I forgot the name of: "And there's two, that's a matching pair!"

Hero: "Good thing for these fantastic deals!"

Dremora Merchant: "And that's not all, if you call now with a DAEDRIC IPHONE OF EVIL you get 2 sets of Daedric Armour, all for the original price of 1000 gold."

The Hero's and Heroin's heads explode.

THE END.