User blog comment:Raven Giordano/Children/@comment-172.6.60.43-20130604220242

Bros, the children of Skyrim are f*cked up.

Example 1: My level 10 Imperial is wandering through Riverwood in full Imperial armor when a child appears.

Child: You're new around here, so I'll go easy on ya. But don't get on my bad side.

Me: Oh, you're 8 years old and your dad owns the inn? Tell me more about your battle skills.

Example 2: Same character.

Child: You look weak. I could take you any day.

Me: Right....

Example 3: My Argonian assassin in Dark Brotherhood Mage Robes.

Child: I wanna be an assassin, like you! OR Hey, you're cool. Wanna play tag?

Me: O_o