The Lusty Argonian Maid

Summary

 * Full title: The Lusty Argonian Maid Act IV, Scene III, continued
 * Author: Crassius Curio (a character from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind)
 * Value: 19
 * Weight:1

Known Locations (Oblivion)

 * Leyawiin in Southern Books.
 * Imperial City, found on the body of Gaston Tussaud
 * Cheydinhal, the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary. Ocheeva owns a copy.
 * Deepscorn Hollow, next to the bed of the Dark Minion.
 * Gweden Farm, basement in the sleeping area.
 * Bliss, close to the entrance gate.
 * Imperial City Waterfront by the Pirates

Contents
Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here. Polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

Trivia

 * A book series with similar, but more graphic, content is Biography of Barenziah. However, this version of the book removes much of the mature content. The original book came from The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall under the title "The Real Barenziah".

Appearances

 * The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
 * The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion