User blog:The Milkman/What I learned from Skyrim

I have explored the vast land of Skyrim extensively, and I have come to ascertain a few things about this wild and wonderous wintery world.
 * The Nords at some point thought it was a good idea to bury their dead with weapons and armour.
 * Every shopkeeper in the world, regardless of what they actually sell, refer to their goods as tresures.
 * Only a renowned hero can purchase real estate.
 * Being a Thane is a just a fancy get out of jail free card.
 * Nobody ever bothers to move a Dragon carcass; it looks nice sitting in the middle of town.
 * The Bard's College only teaches 3-4 songs.
 * The Dragonborn is the only person in the world who can solve everyone's mundane problems.
 * Everyone is either too weak, lazy, or stupid to solve their own damn problems.
 * Married couples never have sex.
 * If you marry someone, they will force you to pay for the random items in her shop like anyone else. Said shop always make 200 coins every day.
 * Imperials are faithless.
 * Guards can tell what what you are skilled at just by looking at you.
 * You can block with a two-handed weapon, but can't block whilst wielding two weapons.
 * Being someone's friend means something.
 * Getting an arrow to the knee is a job requirement for being a guard.