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M'aiq screamed “Wow!” as he saw Alduin circling Applewatch with Dovahkin riding Shadowmere. Later, Nazir ordered some horkers to murder the Adoring Fan and his friend, who ate the Emporer's son named Titus Athrem. M'aiq, meanwhile, falls off the cliff. Mannimarco ate undead flesh mixed with mead and sugar. Count Cirion's herald told M'aiq “You smell like Mike”. Mike was smelly, thus his wife was also smelly. Serana traveled to fort Dawnguard with M'aiq the Liar, only to discover Chillrend laying on top of Northwatch Keep. Jinko and Pete died after drinking expired milk. M'aiq the Liar is a Liar because a person summoned Hermaeus Mora who blessed M'aiq with random junk bouts and junk ships with junk. He enjoyed having much of the junk junked in the south of Blackreach.

Then, a Dwarven machine smashed someone's valuable part. M'aiq was eating a sweetroll, whilist cleaning Balgruuf's pantry. Of all the bars in Elsweyr, Skyrim is full of hardy Nords that drink milk and mead. Bears bare the bard's responsibilities of bearing a barely visible barrier. The bowl made warm soup taste like cold soup. Later, M'aiq met Dovahkiin and Serana, who were feasting on sweetrolls near bears. Suddenly, a skooma dealer bares a fist full of wheat begging for flour mixed with moon and sugar, because he loved purple nirnroots. M’aiq was a cyan crayon colored Khajiit who smelled musky. The cow mooed, “Dawnstar trades  everyone's blacksmithing equipment for crafting calipers?” M’aiq hated Liars and capilers. Thus M'aiq pounced on them for being a nuisance.

Somebody urged Ulfric to kidnap M’aiq by luring him with calipers into the Tomb of Ysgramor. Ulfric tried then to play hit the Khajiit, but M’aiq cried for twelve weeks straight, stopping Ulfric and his plan. Ulfic raged at M’aiq the liar thus causing Ulfric to throw up while falling down. Teldryn killed an angry big Ulfric Stormcloak's Horker on Sweetrolls-and-Tree-Sap Island. Teldryn Sero heard M'aiq scream something rude while the Nords danced on Sanguine's finger. People are eating fish, because fish don't dance with bears’ kitties. Werebears attacked Galmar while he was napping in Fort Dawnguard.

Ebony Blade appeared to M’aiq who forcibly ate himself with some friends. Mephala died and met M'aiq who cooked a horker with dried children moonsugar. Barbara likes rescuing Solitude from sweetroll wielding Hargravens that pee skooma. Vehk violently raped Ayrenn. Swords are faster when you are eating horses with the boiled brains of hated bears. Jarl M'aiq the Liar sucks a toe of giant. Thonar hated Thongvar, because he destroyed things like M'iaq's dolly which bestowed, upon a Daedric Prince, sloth telepathy. Ysgramor hates Squim, but loves cookies with snot. Dovahkiin shouted at M'iaq the High Elf Destroyer.