Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5675031-20130120025330/@comment-6143109-20130130220659

Then it all went quiet... Sheogorath left to polish his helmet, leaving me, dragonborn and Colonel Sanders to lick our wounds.

It was then that I plucked up the courage to speak to Sanders...

"You know something Sanders..." I said nevously. "When I was a kid I used to think your name was 'Ken Tucky'..." Sanders looked at me darkly. "And I used to think you were Rolf Harris' twin brother..." I added.

Sanders slowly got to his feet, and walked over to me...

"If you ever call me Ken..." He said softly. "I swear I will twist your balls off..."