Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-10906938-20130812195234/@comment-11296535-20130813022435

Connor poured the hot water on the captain. He woke up suddenly.

COnnor: Where is it?

Captain: What?

Connor: The corpse generator raiser thing.

Captain: I don' know whut ye talkin' 'bout.

Connor unsheathed his sword.

Captain: Okay, it's undergroond!

Connor: How do we get down there?

Captain: Steps... turn left, then right. Can't miss 'em. So you'll let me go right?

Connor: ...No.

Connor picks up an axe and buries it in his skull.

Connor: Let's go.