Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-3076045-20130112202304/@comment-6336669-20130811061353

What if his legs were legs, and they knew they were legs, but his evil spleen exploded and gave birth to Martin Septim, who then proceeded to take over Cyrodiil through the use of his mighty swag, destroying all the sweetroll bakeries, sending Tamriel, and all of Nirn in to a panic, allowing evil cults to take advantage of the chaos and summon the lord of Destruction, once more starting the cycle of death, having Martin die to save the world, and 200 years later, in a new age, another dragonborn rises from the unknown, intent to save the world once more from the evil clutches of Alduin, travelling to the highest mountain, through the Reach's foothills, in to Sovengarde, and then going to save the world again from the evil Vampire Harkon, and his plan to shut out the sun, travelling through another dimension once more, and discovering the remainders of a once ruling-race of elves, only to destroy Harkon as a vampire, or a vampire hunter, and moving on to Solstheim to defeat the evil Miraak and his plan to rule the world using the Thu'um, only to be thwarted by the righteous New Dragonborn, who travels through more dimensions and meets Daedra, and unearths lost secrets from the ashes, all to save the world, as is his place on Alduin's Wall, but he were to find the Staff of Chaos in a later time, to end up sending himself back in time to where he was once captured by mistake in a trap meant for the Rebel, Murderous Ulfric Stormcloak, to repeat his journey once more?

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