Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-8209010-20130702234430/@comment-17045460-20130703034743

Idlar: What a fine day in Solitude!

Thief: Give me your gold you filthy Nord!

Nord: I'd rather die!

The Thief is about to stab the Nord when Idlar stabs the Thief's back.

Thief: Arghhh!

Idlar: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say in your defense?

Thief: I say, kill you!

The Thief stabs Idlar's arm.

Idlar: Agh!

Idlar was then knocked out unconscious.

Nord: Hey Imperial, you ok? Thank you for trying to save me, here have 500 Septims for your bravery.