Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24210732-20140829154540/@comment-14027812-20140829173139

Said user has been misusing his rolback rights to advocate the use of bans against the benevolent race pejoratively known as "trolls" and the freedom movement of the "vandals". Such a racist and outdated view on other beings places this user far below the average human, to the point where he has taken to call himself a pirate chimp. To remove this threat from our system would be to wipe clean a horrific stain from our imaculate database.