User blog:Sergeant Waffles/Getting up to speed

Okay, so i was absent for a little while while i was derping around on MEwiki. Who is this nefarious Jigsaw fellow, and what were his schemes to be a generally annoying jerk? I'd appreciate it if someone could bring me up to speed with the whole story.

And before the thought even crosses anybody's mind; ''' NO GODFORSAKEN FLAMEWARS!!! '''