Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-11398314-20130812233524/@comment-19365920-20141211010517

(Roscrea was turned into a shirt earlier, but their people were rescued by obamney.)

Jerk steps out of his shuttle. He glares upon a huge mass of bodies, mostly dead, from all over tamriel, hurtling towards him on the moon of masser at hundreds of miles/kilometers an hour. Jerk sprints, but cannot escape and is near to being crushed when, suddenley, a dwarven metal disc shaped like a dome hurtles above him. the bodies are reflected by its white, indented surface. Jerk is saved, and the shield returns from the direction it came. A burly, leather armored skeever wields the mighty shield, Spellbreaker.

"Behold, mortal. I am Captain Skeeverica."

"I," says Jerk, "Am no mere mortal, for I have achieved CHIM."

"Your reaction time hasn't increased, clearly."

"Good point."



Captain Skeeverica

Race: Skeever

Appearance: Skeever face, less scars

Equipment: Spellbreaker minus bottom part

Backstory: After his master was killed, skeve rogers and his fellow skeevers were dying of withdrawl. Some burrowing chaurus wandered into their cave and ate the skeevers as they needed them. Luckily, Erik the Slayer was adventuring and destroyed the chauruses. He brought the skeevers back to a healer, who diagnosed them with withdrawl symptoms. The best the healer could do was recreate a more stable version of the original venomfang solution. She had to take the blood of a near death skeever after mercifully killing it and the rest died during experimentation. Skeve Rogers was the skeever lucky enough to survive, but, as it turns out, the venomfang solution is needed before the solution, based on experiments, and it has been lost. He was lucky enough to survive the destuction of tamriel by escaping to the top of the mountains during skyrim's nuking. He fought the thalmor in defense of the people of Skyrim pre-nuking.