Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-14027812-20131228064948/@comment-25151563-20141121033604

O there once was a bandit named who the hell cares

As he came riding from Markarth to the 7k stairs

And the bandit did swagger and brandish his blade

As he counts the loot from his last country raid

But then he went quiet the nobleman did

When the bandit swung a sword down on his head

"Oh, I talk and I lie and I drink all your mead

But you're not strong enough to cause me to bleed."

And the land quaked as the bandit gave heed

As he rode up and down on his sabrecat steed (It's a mod, try it)