Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-11442700-20131115130935/@comment-13518348-20131115194951

Draevan13 wrote: Were I Talos, I would go down to Tamriel, grab Mede and Ulfric, smack them both upside the head tell them what idiots they are.

"The Dominion is laughing at you both right now. All you're doing is weakening humanity and making it easier for the Dominion when they invade again. THEY WANT YOU TO FIGHT EACH OTHER. So stop fighting, work together, and get ready for the Dominion's next attack. Oh, and Mede, go appologize to Hammerfell for stabbing them in the back. And Ulfric, stop turning a blind eye to the mistreatment of the Dunmer and Argonians of Windhelm. Calling persecution bad then allowing your Nords to persecute is extremely hypocritical. That is all."

Then I would leave.

LOL. This is the best thing I've read today.

(I know you said Talos but) Now I'm picturing my Dragonborn smacking Ulfric upside the head.