Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-70.95.190.91-20130601231232

Everyone loves the Dunmer and they have been the Butt of many jokes. So post your best Dunmer Joke here! Here are a few I made.

A young Dunmer sorceress signed up with a nord merchant carrying goods from mournhold to riften. During the first week of travel many of the young nords guards attempted to flirt with her but all got the same response; "how old are you?" ,she would ask. Most were in their twenties and upon hearing this she would largely ignore them. One night as they neared riften they heard noise coming from her tent. Rushing to see who had finally bed her, they found her with the old seargent. "How could you?", they shouted at the sergeant to which She jumps and screams "it's not my fault he said he was 50!"

Two matron Dunmer are arguing in a cornerclub about which species make the best slaves. "Nords are the best, they have great stamina and don't wear out to easily" one stated. "No Argoinians are better, They are more easily controlled and have better dexterity" Missing out on most the conversation a passing lass states "well just don't try Khajits." Both turn to look at her with questioning stares. "What? I was coughing hairballs for a week!" 