Board Thread:Online Discussion/@comment-24472360-20140302225434

Okay, since everything on ESO is canon (I'm serious, look it up!), let's say that ESO needs more players, active players, so Bethesda in all their genius decides to announce that '''whoever gets to become Emperor will be featured in The Elder Scrolls VI. '''

Now, I want you, the reader, to think up of the most HILARIOUS possible names for an Emperor and remember, whatever happens there, is CANON.

Here's the simple format you have to follow:  ** The [FACTION NAME] has captured all of Cyrodiil! A [RACE], their champion, now sits on the Ruby Throne as their Emperor! He shall now be known as Emperor [RIDICULOUSUSERNAME] **

For example:  ** The Aldmeri Dominion has captured all of Cyrodiil! A [Nord], their champion, now sits on the Ruby Throne as their Emperor! He shall now be known as Emperor [xXxJARLBLAZEITFAGGOTIMBALLINxXx] **

Come on, TES Wiki! Most creative name shall win an (imaginary) golden cookie! 