User:CynicalEarth

Okay, I'll do a more 'traditional' profile before someone cuts my head off. My real name is not Snowbird and I certainly don't live in Nusquam (latin for 'nowhere'). How can a homeless person gain access to internet?

And no, I don't want an answer.

I'm actually a 19 years-old French Canadian who aspires to wield the pencil as his weapon and conquer the mysterious and innovative world that is an empty book. I shall swear an oath to the Reader's Confederancy and wield a feather in order to slay every blank sheet of paper I come across.

My hacks and slashes will be french, of course.

P.S - People seem to like asking me for advice. Not that I know why. People for whom I acted as advisor:

Jak299 (Love, Lust, Lost)

Mania Resident (A Chest of Ash)

Knight of Camlorn (Cult of the Fiery Talon)

I also created a few of these, as well:

Three-Card Bounty

A Sailor's Repose (abandonned)

Hero in the Darkness

Favourite Quotes

 * ´´Build your ennemy a golden bridge to retreat across.`` -James de Santa, GTA V.
 * ´´You must be young and stupid, in order to become old and wise.`` -popular Chinese saying
 * ´´You cannot kill what you did not create.`` -Corey Taylor
 * ´´You know you're screwed when masturbation loses its fun.`` -Billie Joe Armstrong
 * ´´A farmer who opens a store is never a merchant. He is simply a farmer turned merchant.`` -Sten, DA:O
 * ´´Freedom is not peace. It's an inviation to chaos.`` -Haythem Kenway, Assassin's Creed III
 * ­­´´I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky, but why, why, why can't it be, can't it be mine?`` -Eddie Vedder, Black