Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24489208-20130911221257/@comment-5320677-20131217224036

Granted you are crushed by cats

I wish for a duck, a duck so unique that nothing bad may befall me or it nor may anything crush me.

P.S. No copouts

P.P.S. I mean it

P.P.P.S. I will kill you if you do!

P.E.N.I.S. Seriously!!