Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-23371555-20131001055248/@comment-11766885-20131014160034

... As Conan enters the Palace of Kings he is met by the most sickening of sights. Ulfric's entire court drinking, dancing and doing worse things with Skeever prostitutes. The large snowberry that is his brain rattles and has a cunning plan. He promply grabs a skeever takes her away, then kills and skins the poor creature. He makes his way to Ulfric and tempts him to his bedroom, by using a tail swinging technique he learnt from an old Khajiit girlfriend. Dropping a cure potion into his mead, Conan manages to explain the loss of the Horker reinforcements to Ulfric. Conan runs from the court as Ulfic looses his temper. Sanguine is going to pay, twice he used animals for disguises, he felt like some kind of animal cross dresser....