Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5424581-20130607111729/@comment-10516645-20130608093000

(a smoky, shadowy, black fire erupts from the ground, and someone steps out of the flames) "Hello friends. You've proved yourselves worthy and my master wishes for me to aid you in any way I can. I am Rover, servant of the daedric prince Nocturnal. Alas I have been cursed, driven mad and corrupted by that fiend Sheogorath. I am fine now, though I do not know when another fit of madness will occur. Notice my grammar is splendid now!" (Warning! Rover is prone to vanishing, sometimes at the worst times)