Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16621739-20131117093245/@comment-24735981-20140626162937

I would be the Daedric Prince of Falling Objects and Hoe Judgement.

There would be rolling hills of plaid, with different kitchen appliances embedded halfway in the earth. You would occasionally see someone crushed by a falling llama tied to a refrigerator. In the centre would be my castle-like courthouse, and laying before it would be the hoe pit, where condemned hoes await their scheduled hanging.