Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-17045460-20130831145421/@comment-23299334-20130925012912

(its not an ancient its nordic carved as in dragonborn dlc)

thorras was on the road to windhelm at day and at night he told bearheart storieas about great atmora and ysgramor and how bravely the ancient nords took mereth from the snow elves and called it skyrim and of thormund and his great sheild that crashed 40 elven skulls and how he took the shield from the sea-ghost.

one night thorras went past a cabin an saw a khajiit staring at him through the window.

thorras: bearheart, you see that khajiit staring at me through the window? i bet they are cooking skooma in that cabin, lets stop these cats from destroying the good people of skyrim.

bearheart:*growl

thorras walks through the door and put his axe next to the khajiit neck and said in a mean tone: what are you doing here cat! you like to posion good working men with your dawm skooma? (thorras did not like khajiit, because one time a khajiit bandit chief stole two horses from thorras)

khajiit:  Z'shal  is not a skooma dealer,  Z'shal  live here with his friends. now put that rusty axe away from  Z'shal neck,nord! (the axe was not rusty  Z'shal just wanted to insult thorras)

thorras: not just any nord you see, i am thorras scaled-eagle bane of the south and thane of the pale and whiterun hold. you should talk with more respect next time you see a man with expencive armor like mine. (thorras talked down to  Z'shal because he thought that maybe there is a small chance that  Z'shal took the sheild and thorras wont be needing to travel all the way to summerset but his life is not as easy as you might think)

(now i wait to uberheroism to response)