User:KINMUNE/chatlog/20180115

Pork intestines: https://i.imgur.com/oECqZIn.jpg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food) https://i.imgur.com/JseMnSI.jpg With the cow eyes revealed: https://i.imgur.com/m9bp6ym.png http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/recipes/sizzling-pork-sisig-2008389 >rainbow trout https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food) so then I linked him a one day old chick: https://i.imgur.com/CYGs8aG.jpg >Send bobs and vagene The context of his message was purely rooted in your minimodding >I am 14 >I like fights >I like guns >If I insult you once, big deal, it'll happen again ShawnCognitionCP The living part of the egg is the yolk. Since "Egg" itself means the entirety, you can not say it is alive because it claims *all* is alive. this does count as spam, people have been kicked for what youre doing before Ive already given you a warning, so please try and cease" < just what I sent killah argument Crus, your use of periods is inconsistent. You've been using punctuation more often than usual, but you still don't always punctuate. Why is that? 5:55 The Crusader of Truth I'm lazy 5:55 Zoder .. but only for certain sentences. 5:55 ShawnCognitionCP He's periodically lazy She loved me But then she didn't" Romantic tragedy Approximately one chance in 60,000"
 * 00:14:55: The Beartooth: Goodnight ya feckers
 * 00:15:13: Zoder: Night Bear.
 * 00:26:41: The Crusader of Truth: RIP chat
 * 00:27:31: Zoder: Truly.
 * 00:34:50: RenzXVI: I vastly underestimated how much popcorn I poured into the pot, now I have 2 huge bins full of it. XD
 * 00:36:18: Zoder: I thought your diet consisted of rice and.. that's it.
 * 00:36:27: Zoder: I'll add corn to the list.
 * 00:36:31: RenzXVI: And noodles.
 * 00:36:39: Zoder: Oh, of course, how could I forget?
 * 00:36:57: Zoder: So you eat rice, corn (preferably popped), rice, and fudgecakes.
 * 00:36:59: Zoder: What do you drink?
 * 00:37:16: Zoder: .. I said rice twice.
 * 00:37:20: Qahnaarin1997: Hello, AES
 * 00:37:26: RenzXVI: I used to be a caffeine junkie.
 * 00:37:28: Qahnaarin1997: Been a while since you were here.
 * 00:37:53: RenzXVI: Qahnaarin1997, you missed the 45 sockpuppet troll.
 * 00:38:01: Qahnaarin1997: What?
 * 00:38:01: Zoder: It was amazing.
 * 00:38:05: Qahnaarin1997: What happened?
 * 00:38:12: RenzXVI: On announcements on slack.
 * 00:38:32: Qahnaarin1997: checking slack now
 * 00:38:39: Qahnaarin1997: I just got home from work lol
 * 01:00:33: KINMUNE: Hello there, Morrigan101!
 * 01:00:37: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 01:00:48: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
 * 01:00:57: The Crusader of Truth: yo
 * 01:00:58: Qahnaarin1997: DId you see my photo in discord?
 * 01:03:10: Morrigan101: hi
 * 01:03:39: The Crusader of Truth: Yes, it was gay
 * 01:05:36: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
 * 01:05:44: Qahnaarin1997: My Tacos and burritos comment
 * 01:05:52: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
 * 01:05:54: KINMUNE: Luis Fonsi - Despacito ft. Daddy Yankee
 * 01:22:33: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 01:30:43: Qahnaarin1997: foo
 * 01:31:18: The Crusader of Truth: foof
 * 01:31:29: RenzXVI: Poodle
 * 01:31:31: The Crusader of Truth: That's sharp.™
 * 01:31:49: Qahnaarin1997: Spagoodle
 * 01:48:37: The Crusader of Truth: ...
 * 01:48:47: Zoder: ..?
 * 01:48:54: The Crusader of Truth: "Still simple™"
 * 01:48:58: Zoder: (Y)
 * 01:49:19: Zoder: My profile just said "Simple™" earlier so after I changed it, I added "Still simple™"
 * 01:49:26: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 01:49:40: The Crusader of Truth: I was busy making this sexy man http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Assatlit_Assudnilamat
 * 01:49:42: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 01:49:52: Zoder: I originally added "Simple™" because I disliked all the coding I had done on it previously, and I literally couldn't think of a n y t h i n g to replace it all, so.. that happened.
 * 01:50:19: The Crusader of Truth: That's sharp.
 * 01:50:39: Zoder: Do you know what the quote I added to my profile is from, Crus?
 * 01:50:52: The Crusader of Truth: Animal Farm.
 * 01:50:56: Zoder: oof
 * 01:51:06: The Crusader of Truth: At least, I think it is
 * 01:51:10: Zoder: You're correct.
 * 01:51:13: The Crusader of Truth: Ay
 * 01:51:21: The Crusader of Truth: I read Animal Farm once on my free time
 * 01:51:45: The Crusader of Truth: Ironically enough, when I changed schools to Virginia, they required reading it in 10th grade, the same 'grade' I read it
 * 01:52:01: The Crusader of Truth: Granted, I was going college English in 10th grade too sooo
 * 01:52:12: Zoder: Ah.
 * 01:52:31: Zoder: RIP Boxer.
 * 01:52:40: Zoder: The best horse there ever was.
 * 01:53:09: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 01:54:34: The Crusader of Truth: I probably should take the time to read it again, come to think of it
 * 01:55:09: The Crusader of Truth: It's an amazing piece of writing
 * 01:55:35: Zoder: It really is.
 * 01:56:03: Zoder: I like to refer back to Boxer when I'm feeling kind of lost, because he always said "I will work harder".
 * 01:56:21: Zoder: Something about those 4 littles words is empowering.
 * 01:57:01: The Crusader of Truth: I couldn't draw the same inspiration
 * 01:57:07: The Crusader of Truth: His entire life was basically wasted
 * 02:00:28: Zoder: True.
 * 02:02:22: The Crusader of Truth: If I ever want courage or inspiration, I remember the fact that I've had nights where the only thing that have kept me company are my own demons, and I'm still alive, and that's usually enough
 * 02:03:06: Zoder: I'm not sure how to argue that. I don't think I can. His life was wasted. I think I find his words empowering because even though he fought for a lost cause, he still fought. Even if I did work that ended up meaning nothing, I am proud that I took the time to do the work.
 * 02:03:37: Zoder: I would rather fight and die than do nothing and watch everyone burn without me.
 * 02:04:26: KINMUNE: Hello there, Testydragon!
 * 02:04:28: The Crusader of Truth: Fair point
 * 02:04:29: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 02:06:29: The Crusader of Truth: I think I'm going to go play my game for a bit. If someone needs me, please ping me. (setting it to my full username)
 * 02:06:37: Testydragon: I saw Paddington 2 a few hours ago with some friends. Made me feel good.
 * 02:07:14: Testydragon: Then I looked on Rotten Tomatoes and saw it had a 100%
 * 02:07:34: Testydragon: I was like ‘The movie’s good, but 100%?’
 * 02:07:42: Testydragon: Whaaa
 * 02:07:54: Zoder: I like that profile picture more than the older one, Test.
 * 02:08:19: Zoder: I've been considering changing my profile picture, but I'm not sure to what. My current picture doesn't actually represent anything, I just like the art.
 * 02:08:28: RenzXVI: I think the last time I saw a film with a friend was Captain America: The Winter Soldier, I treated my friend to the film because he was so depressed from almost burning down the room he was renting. :p
 * 02:08:35: Zoder: Part of me just wants to change my picture to a black square (Y0
 * 02:08:38: Zoder: (Y)*
 * 02:09:08: RenzXVI: Testydragon, critic reviews don't work the same as audience reviews.
 * 02:09:35: RenzXVI: My tastes often tie better with critic reviews, but whenever I watch, I always see it from perspectives of both.
 * 02:10:21: Testydragon: I like to look at a film in a critic’s eye, but I also look at it through the perspective of just pure enjoyment.
 * 02:11:11: Testydragon: That’s why I like films like Pacific Rim; yeah, from a critically standpoint it’s just okay, but from a level of pure enjoyment, it’s awesome.
 * 02:12:06: Testydragon: Zode, I literally only changed it to make a back in black joke and I just haven’t changed it back for some reason
 * 02:12:25: RenzXVI: Action films are often exempted from story, many of them are just non-stop adrenaline fueled mayhem which is highly enjoyable but is pretty mindless in story.
 * 02:13:01: Testydragon: Yeah, that is true
 * 02:14:02: Testydragon: Pacific Rim is an example of the action movie formula done right. Transformers is an example of it done wrong.
 * 02:14:44: RenzXVI: Watch Ak-Nyeo (The Villainess), a Korean film that has a female lead but is more brutal than John Wick, Taken, The Equalizer etc combined.
 * 02:14:59: Testydragon: Damn, that’s a lot of brutallity
 * 02:15:14: RenzXVI: Transformers isn't always wrong, it's hit and miss, but yeah, more often miss.
 * 02:15:25: RenzXVI: Only 1 and 3 are good.
 * 02:15:30: Testydragon: I’m gonna go change my profile pic, BRB
 * 02:16:54: KINMUNE: Hello there, DreamSoulshine!
 * 02:17:26: Zoder: Oh.
 * 02:17:26: DreamSoulshine: Bye, Kinmune.
 * 02:17:42: Zoder: I genuinely linked that pfp, but oh well.
 * 02:17:46: Zoder: liked* not linked
 * 02:17:51: RenzXVI: I've seen a lot of horrible films, even the silliest b movies, but surprisingly, the worst film ever IMO is Jupiter Ascending which is directed by the Wachowski Brothers and is a high budget sci-fi film supposed to be the next Matrix.
 * 02:18:12: RenzXVI: It's worse than Suicide Squad.
 * 02:24:25: Testydragon: I think Jupiter Ascending is the worst film, but I definitely think it’s bad.
 * 02:24:50: RenzXVI: I could criticize every single scene and every aspect of it.
 * 02:24:59: Testydragon: *I don’t think
 * 02:25:10: RenzXVI: The dialogue, the casting, the story, the pacing, the editing.
 * 02:25:18: RenzXVI: ONly the CGI is good.
 * 02:25:41: Testydragon: I mean, it’s horrible, but I wouldn’t go as far to say it the worst film of all time.
 * 02:25:49: RenzXVI: It is for me.
 * 02:26:07: RenzXVI: I was so frustrated while watching it.
 * 02:26:29: Testydragon: I don’t think I really have a ‘worst film of all time’.
 * 02:26:43: RenzXVI: And then when it was finally over, I realized every question I had was never going to be answered, almost everything that happened was redundant.
 * 02:27:59: RenzXVI: They were making that golden telescope look like it plays an important part in the story, same with the father, and how the girl is named after Jupiter, all of it is not relevant to the story at all. Even the intimidating goth cops were only shown twice in the film when you'd expect them to be the main antagonists.
 * 02:28:40: RenzXVI: They had tons of different alien races in every scene and none even had any dialogue, 90% of what you'd see in the film is just there for decoration.
 * 02:28:48: Testydragon: I’m not disagreeing that it’s bad, I just think there’s worst films out there.
 * 02:29:11: RenzXVI: If you use that logic then of course that's true.
 * 02:29:34: RenzXVI: I am just saying it's the worst I've watched IMO. I've never had that much complaints in a film before.
 * 02:29:58: Testydragon: Yeah, I was really disappointed how they had all these alien species, and only like two of them were relevant.
 * 02:30:02: RenzXVI: I could even go though the dialogue in every single scene.
 * 02:30:06: RenzXVI: through*
 * 02:30:37: RenzXVI: Talking about queen bees and stuff, wasn't really relevant.
 * 02:30:57: Testydragon: Heck, nothing in the film was really relevant.
 * 02:31:34: Testydragon: And how the story was about her getting kidnapped three times, WTF?
 * 02:31:41: RenzXVI: And the dog hybrid guy's main goal is to have robot wings? That doesn't really make sense and the wings were so slow compared to his epic boots that can do almost everything.
 * 02:31:55: RenzXVI: Yeah lol, her life is practically cinderella too.
 * 02:32:12: RenzXVI: She cleans the toilet for her new family.
 * 02:32:27: RenzXVI: Then she had to do paperwork for her royal bloodline. LOL
 * 02:32:27: Testydragon: And how those weird lizard-bird things were just the usual expendable minions
 * 02:32:45: Testydragon: Like, what if one of them was a side character?
 * 02:33:12: Testydragon: Or, what if any of the other aliens were side characters?
 * 02:33:21: RenzXVI: Near the end, they had to crash the wedding using Gundam robot suits. XD
 * 02:33:34: RenzXVI: ONly in one scene.
 * 02:33:48: RenzXVI: And it happened to be Jupiter, only a coincidence related to the main star's name.
 * 02:34:11: Testydragon: Yeah, LOL. Those would have been pretty fucking useful in a lot of earlier situations.
 * 02:35:01: RenzXVI: Suicide Squad had a lot of similar problems but Jupiter Ascending had way more. BOth films just added everything they could think of in the film even if it wasn't really part of the story.
 * 02:35:03: Testydragon: It’s just... so bad.
 * 02:35:27: Testydragon: Like, both had so much potential, and they blew it away
 * 02:35:53: RenzXVI: It's like a Japanese commercial, there's so many things happening but nothing makes sense. XD
 * 02:36:56: Testydragon: Have you seen the ad for the first Super Smash Bros? It’s hilarious.
 * 02:37:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup
 * 02:37:43: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: they're just walking and then they randomly start fighting
 * 02:38:32: RenzXVI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7m1GY31wUI
 * 02:38:34: KINMUNE: Top 10 Weirdest Japanese Commercials
 * 02:39:11: Testydragon: They’re just frolicking through the meadows, when outta no where, Mario kicks Yoshi, and it’s just... wow.
 * 02:41:55: Zoder: The first Apple commercial for the Mac was weird.
 * 02:42:38: RenzXVI: MTv's commercials when it was still cool back in the 90s were weird and awesome.
 * 02:43:25: RenzXVI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqhTgZ1E6J8 Ashley, can you find even one commercial that you could explain? XD
 * 02:43:28: KINMUNE: Weird, Funny & Cool Japanese Commercials #1
 * 02:43:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i don't watch commercials
 * 02:44:02: RenzXVI: O_o
 * 02:44:14: RenzXVI: But you live in the place with the best commercials.
 * 02:44:58: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: they're still commercials
 * 02:45:31: Zoder: I understand the second one in that video. I think.
 * 02:45:50: RenzXVI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqhTgZ1E6J8
 * 02:45:52: KINMUNE: Weird, Funny & Cool Japanese Commercials #1
 * 02:46:21: RenzXVI: I love the eat like snake one.
 * 02:47:38: RenzXVI: Ashley would like the one after the subway cat... ;)
 * 02:47:53: RenzXVI: At like 4:02
 * 02:48:40: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup
 * 02:49:03: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: almost kissing cute japanese girls? sign me up
 * 02:49:26: RenzXVI: Wow, the one at 4:32
 * 02:52:38: Zoder: .. was that Arnold Schwarzenegger?
 * 02:52:50: RenzXVI: Yeah
 * 02:53:11: Zoder: And before that was another famous actor that I forget the name of.
 * 02:53:43: RenzXVI: They have a milk seafood flavored noodles. O_o
 * 02:54:05: Zoder: "Unhinge your jaaawwwawahaw"
 * 02:56:43: RenzXVI: Part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmYVfyqzu4Y
 * 02:56:46: KINMUNE: Weird, Funny & Cool Japanese Commercials #2
 * 03:00:41: RenzXVI: They even have weird pencil lead commercials.
 * 03:02:50: RenzXVI: Ashley, are Japanese very silly to talk to? I can't imagine them not being childish if they grow up with everything being this weird.
 * 03:03:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: they're pretty normal people
 * 03:03:16: RenzXVI: That's interesting.
 * 03:03:27: RenzXVI: It's like everything they do/have can turn into a meme.
 * 03:04:05: RenzXVI: Maybe they're people who never get embarrassed doing dumb crap. XD
 * 03:04:50: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that's definitely true
 * 03:05:29: RenzXVI: So you don't see them doing weird stuff during their daily routines?
 * 03:06:12: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i occasionally see people randomly dancing out in public
 * 03:06:25: RenzXVI: Lol
 * 03:06:52: RenzXVI: I take it back, if I ever live in some other country, maybe it's better in Japan.
 * 03:29:40: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: japan is definitely a good country to live
 * 03:29:47: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: unfortunately, i have to leave soon
 * 03:31:33: Josetrujillo: sap fuckers
 * 03:31:45: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nm, playing smash bros
 * 03:31:47: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: you?
 * 03:31:55: Josetrujillo: gonna play war thunder i think
 * 03:32:04: Josetrujillo: time to use the german fist
 * 03:32:14: The Crusader of Truth: German fist (kappa)
 * 03:32:54: Josetrujillo: Welp, a 150mm shell flying to you, its basically, hitler's power Kappa
 * 03:33:40: Josetrujillo: its so german,it makes crus to get out
 * 03:34:55: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: how does that sentence make sense?
 * 03:35:53: Zoder: I've been saving a snowball in my freezer for two years so I could release it back into the wild. It finally snowed today, so I'm considering releasing it, but it's as hard as a brick. I'd be chunking a giant ball of solid ice into the woods.
 * 03:36:03: Josetrujillo: dont have to have sense, just need to be german
 * 03:36:28: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol zoder
 * 03:36:36: Josetrujillo: Get a cannon and then you can do the russian woodchopping
 * 03:37:32: Zoder: If only I had access to a cannon.
 * 03:38:11: Qahnaarin1997: Zod
 * 03:38:17: Zoder: Hello Qah.
 * 03:38:18: Josetrujillo: with one or those air cannons, you can do the same
 * 03:38:21: Qahnaarin1997: I may be able to help with that
 * 03:38:24: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
 * 03:38:25: Zoder: Ooh?
 * 03:38:47: Qahnaarin1997: I know someone with a fireable civil war replicate cannon
 * 03:39:17: Zoder: Will it fire a huge piece of ice at least 20 feet?
 * 03:39:28: Qahnaarin1997: Maybe?
 * 03:39:33: Qahnaarin1997: I am not sure.
 * 03:39:37: Zoder: One way to find out.
 * 03:42:11: The Crusader of Truth: Silly laptop
 * 03:42:15: The Crusader of Truth: Crashing is for drunks
 * 03:43:25: Zoder: Qah is going to try to get my access to a cannon so I launch a piece of frozen snow I've been saving for two years into the woods because it snowed a lot today and my original intent of freezing the snowball was to rerelease it eventually.
 * 03:43:36: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 03:43:50: Kora Stormblade: hye
 * 03:43:51: Zoder: me* not my
 * 03:44:38: The Crusader of Truth: Ayy Kora, guess who got banned today
 * 03:44:45: The Crusader of Truth: @Zoder oshit
 * 03:44:48: Zoder: Oh, I put the date on the bag. March 12th, 2015. Older than I thought.
 * 03:45:20: The Crusader of Truth: oshit
 * 03:45:32: The Crusader of Truth: Be sure to film it on camera
 * 03:45:34: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: pretty much everyone who was in chat during yesterday's trolling was banned
 * 03:45:41: The Crusader of Truth: "Wild human releases pet snowball into the wild"
 * 03:46:18: The Crusader of Truth: Correction, me, you, and anyone who was an alt or looked remotely like one
 * 03:46:40: The Crusader of Truth: ....We should have banned Nathan xD
 * 03:46:41: Zoder: I didn't even think of filming it. It's supposed to snow more in the morning, so I think I'll do it then. It's too dark to do it now.
 * 03:46:46: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
 * 03:47:52: The Crusader of Truth: That's only the 4th time I've been banned here
 * 03:48:05: The Crusader of Truth: I should just leave lmao
 * 03:48:09: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
 * 03:48:10: The Crusader of Truth: @Zoder no plz film
 * 03:48:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i can now no longer say i've never been banned
 * 03:48:30: The Crusader of Truth: Well
 * 03:48:38: The Crusader of Truth: In 2015 I got IP banned by Atv
 * 03:48:39: Qahnaarin1997: Reeeee
 * 03:48:42: The Crusader of Truth: Reeee
 * 03:48:46: The Crusader of Truth: Mistake, though
 * 03:48:53: The Crusader of Truth: Then Flightmare legitimately banned me
 * 03:49:01: The Crusader of Truth: The this happened
 * 03:49:08: Qahnaarin1997: oshit
 * 03:49:11: Zoder: I will film it, but I'll have better lighting tomorrow.
 * 03:49:11: Qahnaarin1997: it reeeee'd
 * 03:49:12: The Crusader of Truth: Then technically I was banned again by my IP
 * 03:49:38: Kora Stormblade: wait crus you got banned
 * 03:49:42: The Crusader of Truth: Yes
 * 03:49:50: Kora Stormblade: why
 * 03:49:54: The Crusader of Truth: Cat Master banned me by mistake
 * 03:49:57: Qahnaarin1997: The Sieg Heil on /d
 * 03:50:03: Kora Stormblade: ripp
 * 03:50:04: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i got banned too
 * 03:50:09: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi fin
 * 03:50:10: The Crusader of Truth: We had 50 alts come in here yesterday Kora
 * 03:50:10: Qahnaarin1997: Or White Pride wiki wide thing
 * 03:50:12: Kora Stormblade: lmao poor guy
 * 03:50:13: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 03:50:16: Kora Stormblade: yea i saw some
 * 03:50:21: Kora Stormblade: i was asleep part
 * 03:50:49: The Crusader of Truth: Tbh at first I got really worried about the IP ban
 * 03:51:00: The Crusader of Truth: Because that's the same thing that Sajuuk claimed happened to him
 * 03:51:49: The Crusader of Truth: But then I noticed the IP ban was linked to my account xD
 * 03:51:49: Kora Stormblade: eh i mean you didnt make alts or anything
 * 03:51:57: Kora Stormblade: and the situation with saj was just too coincidental
 * 03:52:16: The Crusader of Truth: Yea tru
 * 03:52:36: The Crusader of Truth: Oh btw while I remember you're supposed to keep the thing on your profile
 * 03:52:47: The Crusader of Truth: I think you're supposed to have staffnav too idk
 * 03:53:50: The Crusader of Truth: @Zoder Is that why you thought of Animal Farm, "Snowball"?
 * 03:54:17: Zoder: Actually no, but interesting catch.
 * 03:54:19: Kora Stormblade: omfg snapchat keeps crashingh
 * 03:54:29: Zoder: I was organizing my stuff and stumbled across a really old copy of Animal Farm.
 * 03:57:41: The Crusader of Truth: oshit
 * 03:57:51: The Crusader of Truth: I just got an official challenge by Atv
 * 03:58:45: Zoder: What sort of challenge?
 * 03:59:09: The Crusader of Truth: A challenge to reach 50K edits before he reaches 100K
 * 03:59:45: The Crusader of Truth: An almost fair race
 * 04:00:36: Zoder: He's got a 3,000 edit lead on you though.
 * 04:01:24: Zoder: That's not a bad gap I guess, but it ensures you'd have to work a little harder to win.
 * 04:01:42: RenzXVI: I am back, I ate fern salad with rice.
 * 04:01:44: The Crusader of Truth: Yee
 * 04:02:02: The Crusader of Truth: Zoder, I plan on closing that gap pretty quickly (kappa)
 * 04:02:03: Zoder: I'll add salad (specifically fern) to the list of things you eat, Renz.
 * 04:02:12: Zoder: I don't doubt that, Crus.
 * 04:02:15: RenzXVI: What, is fern another weird thing?
 * 04:02:27: Zoder: "I ate fern salad with rice"
 * 04:02:32: The Crusader of Truth: ///A challenger has appeared///
 * 04:03:00: The Crusader of Truth: I'm going to take this way too seriously
 * 04:03:01: Zoder: I've never heard of fern salad before, Renz, but maybe I'm just secluded.
 * 04:03:16: RenzXVI: Non-Asians wouldn't know what food was even if they starve to death in front of it. XD
 * 04:03:19: The Crusader of Truth: He even offered a game if I win. Granted, I'm doing it just to be better (kappa)
 * 04:03:51: Zoder: That's the spirit, Crus.
 * 04:04:28: Zoder: And you're right Renz. My palette is pretty simple. I'll die before I understand how people eat sushi.
 * 04:05:12: The Crusader of Truth: ...I'm way too competitive
 * 04:05:13: RenzXVI: Sushi is pretty simple.
 * 04:05:20: RenzXVI: I'll show you our street food. XD
 * 04:05:53: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
 * 04:06:02: Qahnaarin1997: Wanna watch me play PUBG
 * 04:06:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: sushi is one of the best dishes out there
 * 04:06:17: Qahnaarin1997: You might see me get shot, a lot.
 * 04:06:35: Zoder: I can't do sushi. Whatsoever.
 * 04:06:40: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: of course, barbarians who eat with forks wouldn't understand that
 * 04:06:52: Qahnaarin1997: I eat Asian food with a fork
 * 04:07:01: Zoder: It's not the way sushi is eaten, it's that sushi is.. sushi.
 * 04:07:03: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: barbarian
 * 04:07:03: Qahnaarin1997: Because fuck your customs I'm American
 * 04:07:11: RenzXVI: Zoder: https://i.imgur.com/jJmlFkT.jpg You see the crispy fried fish, the shrimp and the crabs? What if I told you that you don't throw anything away, you eat them as is.
 * 04:07:14: Qahnaarin1997: Also, chopsticks are retarded
 * 04:08:06: Zoder: The shrimp and the crabs look delicious. I bet the fish are good too.
 * 04:08:15: RenzXVI: You eat the shells.
 * 04:08:21: Zoder: oof
 * 04:08:41: The Crusader of Truth: Qah is a true American
 * 04:08:47: The Crusader of Truth: "fuck you I'm American"
 * 04:09:09: Zoder: That's.. interesting. I'd try it, Renz.
 * 04:09:33: RenzXVI: Here's solidified pig blood being grilled https://i.imgur.com/hsT7bUy.jpg
 * 04:09:55: Zoder: Woah.
 * 04:10:04: RenzXVI: Chicken intestines: https://i.imgur.com/bjDgH9R.jpg
 * 04:10:07: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: oh I joined here xD
 * 04:10:11: Zoder: My tiny taste buds just exploded.
 * 04:10:14: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: ello Ash o/ :3
 * 04:10:39: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I love blood :3
 * 04:11:01: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i'll eat most things, but i draw the line at intestines
 * 04:11:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that's just too gross for me
 * 04:11:11: RenzXVI: This is the most popular for foreigners to dare to eat:
 * 04:11:16: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: the pork ones look kinda delicious tho
 * 04:11:19: RenzXVI: What about that Ashley?
 * 04:11:20: Zoder: The chicken intestines are kind of a turn off, but the pig's blood and intestines look good. I'm not sure I'd actually eat either, but they at least look appetizing.
 * 04:11:27: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ew
 * 04:11:57: Zoder: .. people eat unborn birds?
 * 04:12:12: RenzXVI: What about born ones? http://www.lemanger.fr/en/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Day-old-chicks-snack-720x469.jpg
 * 04:12:27: Zoder: "snack"
 * 04:12:41: RenzXVI: ONe day old hatchlings
 * 04:12:45: Zoder: Who eats newborn birds as a snack?
 * 04:12:56: RenzXVI: People who know what food is. XD
 * 04:13:04: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: xD
 * 04:13:26: RenzXVI: WHy discriminate chickens with age?
 * 04:13:41: The Crusader of Truth: That would be racist
 * 04:13:43: Zoder: I'll stick to my artificially flavored Goldfish®, thank you.
 * 04:14:19: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I'm eating pancake :3 made it myself
 * 04:15:49: Qahnaarin1997: I somehow managed to get stuck in PUBG
 * 04:15:51: Qahnaarin1997: Glitch
 * 04:16:11: The Crusader of Truth: Zoder, your dad did say always get you a wife who can cook ;) (kappa)
 * 04:16:39: Zoder: oof
 * 04:17:21: RenzXVI: Here's some Congee:
 * 04:17:28: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: you really should get someone who can cook though
 * 04:17:39: The Crusader of Truth: Or
 * 04:17:41: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: cooking is a basic life skill. everyone should be able to.
 * 04:17:45: Zoder: I guess that means anyone but you, right Crus? Why, with your soup cake and all.
 * 04:17:47: The Crusader of Truth: Guys can cook for theirselves
 * 04:17:54: The Crusader of Truth: Zoder plz
 * 04:18:01: The Crusader of Truth: *should cook
 * 04:18:34: The Crusader of Truth: Granted I'm a nice hypocrite since I can't cook nothing but a steak xD
 * 04:18:40: Zoder: I can cook pretty well, actually. I don't invest much time in it, but I should try to cook more often. I'm not cooking one day old birds though.
 * 04:18:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol same crus
 * 04:18:44: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: wife? :o
 * 04:19:31: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I already have a husband who happens to have a big german sausage :3
 * 04:19:48: Zoder: Okay, "pretty well" is an overstatement. I can cook fundamental items and a few other dishes, but nothing extravagant.
 * 04:20:08: The Crusader of Truth: Fin why
 * 04:20:14: Zoder: Fin why indeed.
 * 04:20:28: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: xD
 * 04:20:32: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
 * 04:20:37: The Crusader of Truth: Crus
 * 04:20:39: Qahnaarin1997: I am in the storm taking damage
 * 04:20:43: Qahnaarin1997: 40 people left
 * 04:20:43: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: literal sausage is good. metaphorical sausage is bad.
 * 04:20:48: Qahnaarin1997: and I have healing items
 * 04:20:50: The Crusader of Truth: I'm always in the storm
 * 04:20:53: Qahnaarin1997: This is great lol
 * 04:21:02: RenzXVI: My most favorite dish requires a pig's face:
 * 04:21:24: The Crusader of Truth: >soy sauce
 * 04:22:05: The Crusader of Truth: Maybe it's just because I can't cook but I hate soy sauce
 * 04:22:17: RenzXVI: Then don't use it, use fish sauce.
 * 04:22:45: RenzXVI: Or whatever else salty thing you want to make an alternative.
 * 04:22:50: The Crusader of Truth: True
 * 04:23:00: The Crusader of Truth: I tried making my own hibachi pasta
 * 04:23:05: RenzXVI: The sweat of a hundred virgins.
 * 04:23:07: The Crusader of Truth: I got sick for two days
 * 04:23:15: RenzXVI: LOL
 * 04:23:17: The Crusader of Truth: @Renz you mean my sweat then? (kappa)
 * 04:23:30: RenzXVI: There's a hundred of you? My God!
 * 04:23:36: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: why is the Herma-Mora's Champion's profile link broken
 * 04:23:43: Qahnaarin1997: I got 33 for doing absolutely nothing
 * 04:23:46: The Crusader of Truth: I'll just have to find one of my exes
 * 04:23:49: RenzXVI: ANyone with an apostrophe in the name does.
 * 04:23:51: The Crusader of Truth: They count for 100 people
 * 04:24:01: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: ic
 * 04:24:11: The Crusader of Truth: Or a Beluga whale
 * 04:24:18: RenzXVI: Ralvz always had that problem, Finelia.
 * 04:24:19: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i apparently forgot to pay my gas bill the past 4 months, so they came to my door and asked me the money upfront
 * 04:24:28: RenzXVI: lol
 * 04:24:38: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: xD
 * 04:24:44: The Crusader of Truth: Ashley
 * 04:24:46: The Crusader of Truth: 4 months
 * 04:24:49: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup
 * 04:24:57: RenzXVI: Why did they not disconnect you?
 * 04:24:58: The Crusader of Truth: What did you expect, you had no bills? xD
 * 04:25:04: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I love soy sauce :3
 * 04:25:09: The Crusader of Truth: Fin plz
 * 04:25:21: The Crusader of Truth: You're | this | close from me banning you just because xD
 * 04:25:27: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol xD
 * 04:25:35: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 04:25:39: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: they kept sending me reminders, but i was always like"i'll do it later" and then i forgot about it
 * 04:25:45: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 04:25:46: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: it goes great in noodle soup
 * 04:25:46: RenzXVI: lol
 * 04:26:49: ShawnCognitionCP: Soy sauce is good with calamari
 * 04:26:59: The Crusader of Truth: imma ban all of you
 * 04:27:03: The Crusader of Truth: soy sauce is evil
 * 04:27:06: RenzXVI: I like calamari in spiced vinegar.
 * 04:27:39: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: soy sauce is essential to make sushi taste good
 * 04:27:53: RenzXVI: With wasabi
 * 04:28:12: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: wasabi is non-essential
 * 04:28:13: Zoder: I've never been a big fan of soy sauce. I don't like many sauces at all, come to think of it.
 * 04:28:15: ShawnCognitionCP: Tuna sushi is the only sea food I've ever disliked
 * 04:28:27: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: tuna sushi is love
 * 04:28:30: The Crusader of Truth: That's sharp.™
 * 04:28:57: ShawnCognitionCP: Tuna sushi actually made me lose braincells from how hard I considered cutting my tongue off
 * 04:29:06: RenzXVI: I dunno what types of sushi I've tried but I was at a Japanese eat-all-you-can buffet once and I tried every type they had and I was fine with all of it.
 * 04:29:31: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: sushi doesn't need soy sauce if you flavor the rice enough
 * 04:30:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: anyway i gtg
 * 04:30:12: Zoder: I can't stand sushi whatsoever.
 * 04:30:15: The Crusader of Truth: The only sushi I've ever tried is "rainbow sushi," which was avocado, pacific tuna (or something like that), Salmon, and rice and something else
 * 04:30:16: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 04:30:17: Zoder: Cya Ash.
 * 04:30:19: The Crusader of Truth: The texture was horrid
 * 04:30:23: The Crusader of Truth: The taste was horrid
 * 04:30:27: The Crusader of Truth: It was fucking HORID
 * 04:30:32: The Crusader of Truth: ..r*
 * 04:30:35: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: it's been so long since I've made it last I forget what spices you use in sushi
 * 04:30:37: ShawnCognitionCP: I don't have an issue with literally any texture
 * 04:30:44: ShawnCognitionCP: It's purely flavor which bothers me
 * 04:30:57: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: avocado D:
 * 04:30:57: RenzXVI: I hate avocado.
 * 04:31:10: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I love the salmon ones
 * 04:31:25: The Crusader of Truth: Salmon is one of the best foods ever
 * 04:31:33: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: yeh
 * 04:31:33: The Crusader of Truth: Salmon and Rainbow Trout
 * 04:31:39: The Crusader of Truth: ...what is it with me and rainbows suddenly
 * 04:31:49: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: especially cold smoked and salted salmon, I don't like cooked fish tho
 * 04:31:52: The Crusader of Truth: >rainbow sushi
 * 04:32:01: ShawnCognitionCP: I generally love fish.
 * 04:32:14: The Crusader of Truth: Fish in general are okay
 * 04:32:30: The Crusader of Truth: Rainbow Trout, Tuna and Salmon are amazing
 * 04:32:36: ShawnCognitionCP: I agree
 * 04:32:38: ShawnCognitionCP: Fully
 * 04:32:51: ShawnCognitionCP: Lobster and snow crab are fucking sex
 * 04:32:57: The Crusader of Truth: lamo
 * 04:32:59: The Crusader of Truth: *lmao
 * 04:33:01: RenzXVI: Shawn, I showed them this and Zoder couldn't believe that people ate an unborn chick:
 * 04:33:01: ShawnCognitionCP: lamo
 * 04:33:04: ShawnCognitionCP: what species is that
 * 04:33:20: ShawnCognitionCP: I hear Balut is actually quite good
 * 04:33:23: ShawnCognitionCP: I'd 100% eat it
 * 04:33:29: The Crusader of Truth: "A Pacific Lamo was caught today"
 * 04:33:37: The Crusader of Truth: wb o/
 * 04:33:45: Zoder: Had to reload.
 * 04:33:52: Zoder: Did my response about texture go through? I doubt it did.
 * 04:33:59: ShawnCognitionCP: No
 * 04:34:01: The Crusader of Truth: I want to try crab again, the only times I've tried crab it was bad
 * 04:34:02: The Crusader of Truth: And no
 * 04:34:04: Zoder: Figures.
 * 04:34:10: ShawnCognitionCP: Crab dipped in a butter sauce
 * 04:34:20: The Crusader of Truth: But, I know crab is amazing because everyone says it is
 * 04:34:32: Zoder: Same Crus. I've either had poor real crab or crappy fake crab.
 * 04:34:33: RenzXVI: I like it when people who don't know how to eat large crabs are trying to for the first time.
 * 04:34:43: RenzXVI: They need crushers and mallets and whatever.
 * 04:34:44: The Crusader of Truth: Oh gosh
 * 04:34:49: RenzXVI: I just use teeth.
 * 04:34:58: The Crusader of Truth: Yeah, eating crab for the first time is hard
 * 04:34:58: ShawnCognitionCP: That's because you live in a third world country
 * 04:35:02: The Crusader of Truth: ^
 * 04:35:05: The Crusader of Truth: rekt
 * 04:35:18: RenzXVI: No, you eat it like a fancy bear grylls.
 * 04:35:34: The Crusader of Truth: We are fancy Bear Grylls
 * 04:36:44: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDCNJdeM9PE
 * 04:36:48: KINMUNE: Ted Bear - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
 * 04:36:48: The Crusader of Truth: (related)
 * 04:36:52: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I tried crab sushi, it was pretty meh
 * 04:37:23: The Crusader of Truth: Fin only likes sausage
 * 04:37:31: ShawnCognitionCP: oof
 * 04:37:41: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 04:37:45: RenzXVI: Sausage sushi? What?
 * 04:37:56: ShawnCognitionCP: sausage sushi
 * 04:38:02: ShawnCognitionCP: my new pornogrind band name
 * 04:38:09: RenzXVI: lol
 * 04:38:10: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: :o that would be amazing
 * 04:38:16: RenzXVI: O_o
 * 04:38:23: ShawnCognitionCP: sausage is already rolled
 * 04:38:27: RenzXVI: Raw sausages in your mouth. XD
 * 04:38:31: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: xD
 * 04:38:34: ShawnCognitionCP: you'd literally be putting fucking sausage, raw, in rice
 * 04:38:50: ShawnCognitionCP: braunschweiger is good and is a raw sausage of minced pork
 * 04:38:59: The Crusader of Truth: ah fuck
 * 04:39:00: ShawnCognitionCP: Germans use raw sausages quite a lot
 * 04:39:21: The Crusader of Truth: I wanted to look for that one video where that new jersy man screams fucking sausages
 * 04:39:22: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: sister sausage is the best raw sausage ;3
 * 04:39:28: The Crusader of Truth: So I google "fucking sausages"
 * 04:39:34: ShawnCognitionCP: hahahaha
 * 04:39:38: The Crusader of Truth: I didn't think that through
 * 04:39:52: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: xD
 * 04:40:25: ShawnCognitionCP: crusader https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpDmklLFXVc
 * 04:40:27: KINMUNE: Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away
 * 04:40:27: RenzXVI: This be Crus https://i.imgur.com/xnEj9IM.jpg
 * 04:40:51: The Crusader of Truth: Wait
 * 04:40:58: The Crusader of Truth: >Uploaded Jan 23rd
 * 04:41:08: ShawnCognitionCP: what is this fucking baseline
 * 04:41:09: ShawnCognitionCP: these lyrics
 * 04:41:12: ShawnCognitionCP: art
 * 04:42:03: Zoder: I can't imagine volunteering to be pelted with raw hotdogs.
 * 04:42:25: The Crusader of Truth: I have somehow already seen this video
 * 04:42:29: RenzXVI: You haven't done that before? XD
 * 04:42:34: The Crusader of Truth: And I don't want to remember how
 * 04:42:41: Zoder: Am I missing out, Renz?
 * 04:42:59: RenzXVI: Ask your momma.
 * 04:43:04: Zoder: oof
 * 04:43:43: The Crusader of Truth: o O f
 * 04:44:43: The Crusader of Truth: Shawn, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
 * 04:44:46: KINMUNE: I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
 * 04:44:47: The Crusader of Truth: Really horrible song
 * 04:44:54: The Crusader of Truth: But funny too
 * 04:44:56: ShawnCognitionCP: OOF
 * 04:45:03: ShawnCognitionCP: I remember that shit song
 * 04:46:25: The Crusader of Truth: I ain't one to argue with a good thing /// She could be my wife //// That good? /// The best 30 seconds of my life
 * 04:47:54: The Crusader of Truth: Shawn, you want yet another horrid song?
 * 04:48:05: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIGQArdu7Qc
 * 04:48:08: KINMUNE: Mickey Avalon - My Dick W/ Lyrics
 * 04:48:15: Zoder: Wait. Crus, is February 4th your real birthday?
 * 04:48:17: ShawnCognitionCP: Mickey Avalon is trash in general
 * 04:48:40: The Crusader of Truth: Yes
 * 04:48:45: Zoder: Interesting.
 * 04:49:01: The Crusader of Truth: You rite Shawn
 * 04:52:00: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 04:52:07: The Crusader of Truth: I forgot I left food out on the counter
 * 04:52:10: The Crusader of Truth: Need to go cook brb
 * 04:52:43: RenzXVI: Cook something with soy sauce.
 * 04:55:27: Qahnaarin1997: >Be Colt 45
 * 04:55:31: Qahnaarin1997: Wait
 * 04:55:34: Qahnaarin1997: nvm
 * 05:00:18: The Crusader of Truth: Zoder
 * 05:00:28: The Crusader of Truth: You know that cake I made yesterday
 * 05:00:33: Zoder: Yeah?
 * 05:00:45: The Crusader of Truth: I was hungry waiting for my food to cook and now the thing is literally fucking amazing
 * 05:00:59: The Crusader of Truth: I ate like a 4th of the damn cake lmao
 * 05:01:08: Zoder: Hmm.
 * 05:01:25: Zoder: Where did you have it stored?
 * 05:01:36: RenzXVI: I now actually hope Zoder is female and lives near Crusader.
 * 05:01:47: ShawnCognitionCP: what
 * 05:01:54: RenzXVI: XD
 * 05:02:00: Zoder: oof
 * 05:02:04: RenzXVI: I like teasing them.
 * 05:02:27: Qahnaarin1997: I am genuinely starting to think they're in some kind of long distance relationship
 * 05:02:29: RenzXVI: Zoder is one or several of the 52 genders.
 * 05:02:33: The Crusader of Truth: @Renz wot
 * 05:02:34: RenzXVI: LOL
 * 05:02:43: Qahnaarin1997: Renz
 * 05:02:47: ShawnCognitionCP: people that refuse to state their gender are always male
 * 05:02:51: Qahnaarin1997: No, Zoder can't be
 * 05:02:54: The Crusader of Truth: @Qah Are you jealous since I broke up with you? (kappa)
 * 05:02:54: ShawnCognitionCP: females that want to remain unknown say they're male
 * 05:02:56: ShawnCognitionCP: brb
 * 05:02:59: Qahnaarin1997: No
 * 05:03:04: Qahnaarin1997: We were never together
 * 05:03:11: The Crusader of Truth: Ah huh
 * 05:03:21: The Crusader of Truth: (x) Doubt
 * 05:03:22: RenzXVI: Zoder can still become female. ;)
 * 05:03:40: Qahnaarin1997: I am sorry if you thought you were with me. Just shows how delusional you are.
 * 05:03:44: Zoder: Interesting you say that, Shawn.
 * 05:04:12: Qahnaarin1997: *Gets ready to have Crus banned for having a relationship in TESChat*
 * 05:04:22: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 05:04:23: ShawnCognitionCP: no more trannies reeeee
 * 05:04:30: Qahnaarin1997: Lol
 * 05:04:34: The Crusader of Truth: REE
 * 05:04:45: Qahnaarin1997: >Crus = Meertkat 2.0
 * 05:04:56: Qahnaarin1997: Cruskat
 * 05:05:22: The Crusader of Truth: Wot
 * 05:06:02: Qahnaarin1997: Crus, just remember if it doesn't work out with Zod that dead girls don't say no
 * 05:06:19: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 05:06:20: Zoder: Hmm.
 * 05:06:32: The Crusader of Truth: I hide so much pain behind that emote
 * 05:06:38: Qahnaarin1997: Lol
 * 05:06:40: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sg-9gDPvpU
 * 05:06:42: KINMUNE: Dead Girls Dont Say No - Gut
 * 05:06:48: Qahnaarin1997: There it is
 * 05:07:03: Qahnaarin1997: Hello (kappa) my old friend
 * 05:08:07: The Crusader of Truth: http://prntscr.com/i0jtr0
 * 05:08:53: Qahnaarin1997: What the fuck?
 * 05:09:29: Qahnaarin1997: That is the most Southern shit I've seen
 * 05:12:01: RenzXVI: brb
 * 05:15:44: The Crusader of Truth: Holy fuck
 * 05:16:04: The Crusader of Truth: My entire fucking life is a lie
 * 05:16:22: The Crusader of Truth: I live basically at a farm right
 * 05:16:34: The Crusader of Truth: And I raise chickens
 * 05:16:52: The Crusader of Truth: I'm a fucking chicken tender
 * 05:17:12: Zoder: Wow.
 * 05:17:19: The Crusader of Truth: ///You are what you eat///
 * 05:17:42: The Crusader of Truth: I can't handle this anymore
 * 05:19:12: Zoder: Speaking of lies, I'd like to take a moment to disprove Shawn. After some deliberation, I'm going to abandon my neutrality. I actually am female, and I have never claimed to be male. Your assumption isn't //always// true, Shawn. It's common for females to claim to be male online, but that isn't always the case.
 * 05:19:55: ShawnCognitionCP: I mean
 * 05:19:58: ShawnCognitionCP: It was a shitpost
 * 05:20:05: ShawnCognitionCP: But okay, take it literally
 * 05:20:09: The Crusader of Truth: That's sharp.™
 * 05:20:30: Zoder: There wasn't much room for interpretation, it sounded literal.
 * 05:21:15: ShawnCognitionCP: You could say //your assumption wasn't right//
 * 05:22:09: Zoder: Isn't that what I said?
 * 05:23:26: ShawnCognitionCP: You said mine wasn't specifically. It included my name and was a directed statement. I returned it.
 * 05:23:34: The Crusader of Truth: Aw fuck
 * 05:23:37: The Crusader of Truth: http://prntscr.com/i0jxnq
 * 05:25:42: Zoder: Saying "your assumption wasn't right" would also indicate you. Yes, it was directed toward you because you were the one who made the statement. Am I missing something here?
 * 05:26:08: ShawnCognitionCP: And when I said it, it was directed towards you.
 * 05:26:19: ShawnCognitionCP: It is I, saying "your assumption wasn't right".
 * 05:26:38: ShawnCognitionCP: You have to be quite daft to miss this
 * 05:26:58: Zoder: oof
 * 05:27:03: The Crusader of Truth: y'all plz
 * 05:27:05: The Crusader of Truth: be nice
 * 05:27:09: Zoder: You're right, I messed that up. My apologies.
 * 05:27:16: ShawnCognitionCP: You said it directed to me, I then repeated it directed towards you when you had made a wrong assumption after accusing me of one.
 * 05:27:21: ShawnCognitionCP: Still missing something?
 * 05:27:23: The Crusader of Truth: there's more than enough spaghetti for the family table
 * 05:27:30: ShawnCognitionCP: someone toucha my spaghet
 * 05:27:35: The Crusader of Truth: Yes
 * 05:27:44: Zoder: Not anymore, thanks.
 * 05:27:50: The Crusader of Truth: It was that white thot upstairs in your bed
 * 05:27:55: The Crusader of Truth: Go kill her
 * 05:28:07: ShawnCognitionCP: lol implying they aren't dead before I bed
 * 05:28:16: The Crusader of Truth: plz no
 * 05:30:44: RenzXVI: Wow, someone turned female while I was gone.
 * 05:31:00: RenzXVI: I am losing my charm...
 * 05:31:14: ShawnCognitionCP: oof
 * 05:31:15: Zoder: Wait, you had charm? I didn't know.
 * 05:31:35: RenzXVI: You were listing my favorite food...
 * 05:31:37: Kora Stormblade: w0w eDgY
 * 05:31:44: RenzXVI: Kora is alive? O_o
 * 05:31:51: RenzXVI: You've been here non-stop for like 2 days
 * 05:32:02: The Crusader of Truth: (x) Doubt
 * 05:32:04: Kora Stormblade: yuhh
 * 05:32:21: Kora Stormblade: i dont remember when i joined but it was prob only a few hours ago fam
 * 05:32:30: Kora Stormblade: so like two half days
 * 05:33:34: Kora Stormblade: rip kilt chat srry fams
 * 05:34:13: RenzXVI: Shawn, is Destroy all Monsters a different timeline? There's suddenly a larva mothra.
 * 05:34:19: Kora Stormblade: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/361994879187812352/402334174804967424/djRxYzk.png
 * 05:34:36: ShawnCognitionCP: 90% of Godzilla films are sequels to old Godzilla movies and ignore the ones between them
 * 05:35:29: RenzXVI: Oh
 * 05:35:32: Qahnaarin1997: https://pics.me.me/is-absorutery-crazy-for-this-one-kids-boys-size-30143099.png
 * 05:35:46: RenzXVI: Wow, I want that shirt.
 * 05:35:48: Kora Stormblade: hottest jew in the oven
 * 05:36:42: Qahnaarin1997: >Indian kid
 * 05:37:41: The Crusader of Truth: Qah
 * 05:37:49: Qahnaarin1997: Nibba
 * 05:38:07: The Crusader of Truth: Did you hear about one indian guy who reportedly had a heart attack after getting a picture of a girl's boobs
 * 05:38:37: RenzXVI: is that a call center joke?
 * 05:39:41: Qahnaarin1997: Those must have been some great bobs
 * 05:40:12: RenzXVI: Firm spongey bobs
 * 05:40:17: KINMUNE: Hello there, Werehusky!
 * 05:40:22: ShawnCognitionCP: >firm spongey
 * 05:40:26: Werehusky: herro
 * 05:40:26: ShawnCognitionCP: 1. Oof
 * 05:40:28: ShawnCognitionCP: 2. What
 * 05:40:31: ShawnCognitionCP: 3. Seriously what
 * 05:40:35: Werehusky: what
 * 05:40:44: Kora Stormblade: o hi lol
 * 05:40:56: ShawnCognitionCP: Are you a furry?
 * 05:41:02: Qahnaarin1997: Here we go
 * 05:41:03: Werehusky: no
 * 05:41:05: Werehusky: no i am not
 * 05:41:06: ShawnCognitionCP: Luck be a lady
 * 05:41:15: ShawnCognitionCP: Good
 * 05:41:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Welcome
 * 05:41:26: RenzXVI: I was just making a spongebob pun. XD
 * 05:41:36: Werehusky: i never understood furries tbh
 * 05:42:00: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 05:42:04: ShawnCognitionCP: Anyone attracted to anything but a 100% human partner is subhuman and not worth respect
 * 05:42:11: Kora Stormblade: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/394231616332890122/402331931334803466/586834971cb4a.jpeg?width=486&height=559
 * 05:42:21: Kora Stormblade: what bout this tho
 * 05:42:21: Werehusky: even when aliens come?
 * 05:42:29: Werehusky: if it were possible to breed with them?
 * 05:42:35: Werehusky: :thinking:
 * 05:42:42: Kora Stormblade: nah fam thatd be prety gay
 * 05:42:51: ShawnCognitionCP: It wouldn't be
 * 05:42:57: ShawnCognitionCP: Ever
 * 05:43:02: ShawnCognitionCP: It is a logical impossibility
 * 05:43:04: Werehusky: hell theres an entire race of people where thats literally their origins storu
 * 05:43:06: Werehusky: story
 * 05:43:11: Werehusky: although its more like splicing
 * 05:43:16: Kora Stormblade: o wot
 * 05:43:17: Qahnaarin1997: Kra
 * 05:43:18: Werehusky: based on how they described it
 * 05:43:20: Qahnaarin1997: Kora*
 * 05:43:22: Qahnaarin1997: U thot
 * 05:43:24: Qahnaarin1997: U be gone
 * 05:43:26: Kora Stormblade: hh
 * 05:43:36: Werehusky: basically, they thought they were made by celestial beings to be made as a slave race
 * 05:43:37: ShawnCognitionCP: Animals must be in the same genus to interbreed
 * 05:43:37: RenzXVI: You believe in their stories?
 * 05:43:38: Werehusky: to mine gold
 * 05:43:50: ShawnCognitionCP: That's Sumeria
 * 05:43:56: Werehusky: by splicing their dna onto cavemen
 * 05:43:56: ShawnCognitionCP: The Annunaki
 * 05:44:04: Werehusky: they didnt use these terms
 * 05:44:08: Werehusky: but thats basically it
 * 05:44:09: ShawnCognitionCP: They did
 * 05:44:14: Werehusky: they said dna splicing?
 * 05:44:18: ShawnCognitionCP: Annunaki is literally a Sumerian word
 * 05:44:22: ShawnCognitionCP: I thought you meant the terms I used
 * 05:44:25: Werehusky: no
 * 05:44:33: Werehusky: but yeah
 * 05:44:43: Werehusky: basically, its very interesting stuff
 * 05:44:49: Werehusky: clinical births would be possible
 * 05:44:55: Werehusky: if they were similar
 * 05:44:59: Werehusky: to enough of an extent
 * 05:45:06: ShawnCognitionCP: It wouldn't
 * 05:45:09: Werehusky: however, 2 percent of a difference in dna gives us monkeys
 * 05:45:11: ShawnCognitionCP: Again, they have to be part of the same genus
 * 05:45:15: Werehusky: and?
 * 05:45:17: ShawnCognitionCP: ergo of almost perfectly same dna
 * 05:45:23: Werehusky: if theyre carbon based life forms
 * 05:45:25: ShawnCognitionCP: Which is not going to reoccur between alien species
 * 05:45:30: ShawnCognitionCP: All life we know is carbon based
 * 05:45:30: Werehusky: from a very similar planet to earth
 * 05:45:33: ShawnCognitionCP: Can you fuck a plant?
 * 05:45:36: ShawnCognitionCP: Werehusky
 * 05:45:38: ShawnCognitionCP: For that to occur
 * 05:45:48: ShawnCognitionCP: Every single particle must have done the same exact things
 * 05:45:49: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
 * 05:45:52: Werehusky: yes
 * 05:45:54: Werehusky: i know this
 * 05:45:56: ShawnCognitionCP: It must have a history perfectly like Earths
 * 05:46:00: Werehusky: but its not *impossible*
 * 05:46:01: Qahnaarin1997: We're going to take what Shawn said out of context
 * 05:46:01: ShawnCognitionCP: This is a mathematical impossibility
 * 05:46:05: The Crusader of Truth: Qah
 * 05:46:05: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes, it is
 * 05:46:07: Werehusky: how so
 * 05:46:21: Qahnaarin1997: "Can you fuck a plant?" ~ Shawn (2018)
 * 05:46:23: ShawnCognitionCP: The likelihood of it is so low calling it a virtual impossibility is painful
 * 05:46:29: Werehusky: so
 * 05:46:33: Werehusky: its not impossible
 * 05:46:43: ShawnCognitionCP: It is logically and mathematically never going to occur
 * 05:46:45: Werehusky: its absurdly low
 * 05:46:46: Werehusky: but
 * 05:46:51: Werehusky: its still theoretically, possible
 * 05:46:51: ShawnCognitionCP: Beyond absurd
 * 05:47:10: Werehusky: i mean youre right
 * 05:47:15: Werehusky: its not gonna realistically happen
 * 05:47:19: ShawnCognitionCP: It's more likely that the universe will cease to exist in a second purely because it ceases to exist
 * 05:47:26: Werehusky: but are lions and tigers the same genus
 * 05:47:29: Werehusky: im legit asking
 * 05:47:34: RenzXVI: Werehusky even if we are talking about theoretical stuff, likely still outranks unlikely.
 * 05:47:40: Werehusky: yes
 * 05:47:56: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes
 * 05:48:03: ShawnCognitionCP: Both Lions and Tigers are in the same genus
 * 05:48:04: ShawnCognitionCP: Panthera
 * 05:48:08: Werehusky: also, if the universe becomes big enough wont space stretch to the point an exact replica of earth will be clones
 * 05:48:10: Werehusky: cloned*
 * 05:48:14: ShawnCognitionCP: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panthera
 * 05:48:20: Werehusky: isnt there a theory about that
 * 05:48:23: ShawnCognitionCP: Interbreeding must always be within the same genus
 * 05:48:24: ShawnCognitionCP: There is
 * 05:48:31: ShawnCognitionCP: But I'm including likelihood we'd *meet*
 * 05:48:36: Werehusky: yeah
 * 05:48:41: ShawnCognitionCP: Not their existence an uncalculable distance away
 * 05:48:52: Werehusky: yeah i see that
 * 05:48:56: ShawnCognitionCP: Given infinite scale, everything that is possible has happened, will happened, and is happening
 * 05:48:58: The Crusader of Truth: Shawn
 * 05:49:01: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes?
 * 05:49:02: The Crusader of Truth: Check Discord
 * 05:49:04: The Crusader of Truth: Now xD
 * 05:49:07: Werehusky: especially with infinite universes
 * 05:49:17: ShawnCognitionCP: get your head in the game
 * 05:49:26: The Crusader of Truth: o o f
 * 05:49:41: RenzXVI: I have popcorn and energy drinks and Destroy all Monsters is playing but I am ending up watching this chat instead...
 * 05:49:51: Werehusky: but yeah, if anyone here has played mega man legends, it has an interesting premise
 * 05:50:03: The Crusader of Truth: Qah
 * 05:50:09: Qahnaarin1997: Nibba
 * 05:50:13: The Crusader of Truth: Can I send you something disturbing (kappa)
 * 05:50:14: Werehusky: humans made genetically deminuitive versions of them
 * 05:50:17: Werehusky: themselves
 * 05:50:20: Werehusky: altering their dna
 * 05:50:26: Qahnaarin1997: You're going to anyways
 * 05:50:30: Werehusky: making a new race of humans they named carbons
 * 05:50:41: The Crusader of Truth: I'll take that as a yes
 * 05:50:43: RenzXVI: Werehusky, that type of story is very common.
 * 05:50:45: Werehusky: its very interesting
 * 05:50:48: Werehusky: well
 * 05:51:02: RenzXVI: Especially in films.
 * 05:51:05: Werehusky: humanity did so primarily because, they were going extinct
 * 05:51:15: Werehusky: and they couldnt survive on their homeworld
 * 05:51:26: Werehusky: so they made successors who could
 * 05:51:26: The Crusader of Truth: "Shawn: Get your head in the game"
 * 05:51:32: RenzXVI: Watch Prometheus.
 * 05:51:34: Werehusky: and they are us
 * 05:51:37: Werehusky: literally us
 * 05:51:43: Zoder: oof
 * 05:51:43: Werehusky: the prehistoric humans
 * 05:51:47: Werehusky: like
 * 05:51:48: Werehusky: you and me
 * 05:51:52: Werehusky: made carbon
 * 05:51:54: Werehusky: carbons*
 * 05:52:01: Zoder: Highschool Musical jokes never cease to amaze me.
 * 05:52:20: Zoder: What game is that again, Werehusky?
 * 05:52:33: Werehusky: like ive yet to see another fiction outside of that where basically humanity as we know it irl, actually made the current modern race
 * 05:52:38: Werehusky: and its mega man legends
 * 05:52:41: The Crusader of Truth: 1 of 3 options are happening here
 * 05:52:56: The Crusader of Truth: 1) Qah is dying, 2) Qah hasn't opened it, 3) Qah is pissed
 * 05:52:57: RenzXVI: I've played all megaman up to X4, I think.
 * 05:53:06: The Crusader of Truth: Oh look a new PM from Qah
 * 05:53:08: Werehusky: i like network transmission
 * 05:53:13: Qahnaarin1997: REEEEE
 * 05:53:37: ShawnCognitionCP: "ooh look a penny"
 * 05:53:40: The Crusader of Truth: Qah is getting his head into the game
 * 05:53:50: Qahnaarin1997: God damnit Shawn
 * 05:54:08: Qahnaarin1997: >What would you do for a Klondike bar?
 * 05:54:15: The Crusader of Truth: no
 * 05:54:19: ShawnCognitionCP: damn scuba diving got real
 * 05:54:28: Qahnaarin1997: Hahahahah
 * 05:54:30: Kora Stormblade: i havent had a klondike bar in years they sound pretty good
 * 05:54:37: Qahnaarin1997: Ok
 * 05:54:39: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
 * 05:54:41: RenzXVI: I have no clue if I ever had any.
 * 05:54:41: Qahnaarin1997: Send it to Kora
 * 05:54:44: The Crusader of Truth: Qah
 * 05:54:46: RenzXVI: They no common here.
 * 05:54:46: The Crusader of Truth: Kora
 * 05:54:50: Kora Stormblade: whay
 * 05:54:52: The Crusader of Truth: Permission to give you nightmares?
 * 05:54:52: Kora Stormblade: what
 * 05:54:59: Kora Stormblade: why
 * 05:55:08: Qahnaarin1997: For the Klondike bar
 * 05:55:09: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 05:55:19: ShawnCognitionCP: He failed to pull out so he's going to have a one-on-one with his seed to convince it to slither back out
 * 05:55:42: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 05:55:46: Kora Stormblade: ey guys
 * 05:55:50: Kora Stormblade: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/394231616332890122/402339186578948103/2L2Uvjf.jpg
 * 05:56:00: ShawnCognitionCP: Yeah
 * 05:56:03: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 05:56:08: ShawnCognitionCP: that's the worst thing with a woman and a cactus shared here
 * 05:56:11: Kora Stormblade: throwbacks
 * 05:56:38: ShawnCognitionCP: Cactus didlo is as much a part of our history as Jigsaw4 and Niggerpedia
 * 05:56:41: The Crusader of Truth: 5 minutes into cactus and chill and she starts walking to the bathtub
 * 05:56:51: Werehusky: is it ok if i make another account
 * 05:56:54: ShawnCognitionCP: No
 * 05:56:55: Werehusky: and you ban this one
 * 05:56:59: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes
 * 05:57:00: Werehusky: ok
 * 05:57:03: The Crusader of Truth: We'd have to ban it yeah
 * 05:57:03: Werehusky: because
 * 05:57:05: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 05:57:08: Werehusky: i want a new username
 * 05:57:15: Werehusky: so
 * 05:57:15: ShawnCognitionCP: You can change your username one time
 * 05:57:18: Werehusky: i know
 * 05:57:26: Werehusky: thats why im making a new acc
 * 05:57:28: Werehusky: :P
 * 05:57:37: The Crusader of Truth: Just let me know the username ahead of time on the account you're on please
 * 05:57:38: Qahnaarin1997: Then we ban this account
 * 05:57:41: Werehusky: so go ahead
 * 05:57:44: Werehusky: ill let you know its me
 * 05:57:51: Werehusky: Its gonna be FakeMan.exe
 * 05:58:03: ShawnCognitionCP: oof
 * 05:58:03: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
 * 05:58:06: Qahnaarin1997: Your link
 * 05:58:07: Kora Stormblade: y
 * 05:58:11: Kora Stormblade: that name is much worse
 * 05:58:16: Qahnaarin1997: "Oooh a piece of candy"
 * 05:58:17: ShawnCognitionCP: .exe
 * 05:58:25: Werehusky: whats wrong wiht it
 * 05:58:37: ShawnCognitionCP: Needlessly edgy
 * 05:58:47: Werehusky: its a reference to battle network
 * 05:59:20: The Crusader of Truth: Were, you can go ahead and change your account, I've banned the one you're on
 * 05:59:29: Werehusky: ok
 * 05:59:33: The Crusader of Truth: I did it on main so thats why you're not kicked out
 * 06:00:27: KINMUNE: Hello there, FakeMan.exe!
 * 06:00:32: FakeMan.exe: there we go
 * 06:00:33: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 06:00:42: Qahnaarin1997: Crus https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9a/a7/3f/9aa73f41cb34a51eb4ce591efe0d3db0--third-memes.jpg
 * 06:00:56: The Crusader of Truth: Qah
 * 06:00:58: The Crusader of Truth: Delete that
 * 06:01:03: The Crusader of Truth: And never talk to me again
 * 06:01:17: Qahnaarin1997: Look whose talking
 * 06:01:25: Qahnaarin1997: You admitted to having furry porn
 * 06:01:27: The Crusader of Truth: *who's
 * 06:01:35: The Crusader of Truth: And no, I don't have furry porn
 * 06:01:47: Qahnaarin1997: >Furry cancer
 * 06:01:52: The Crusader of Truth: "I have ///access/// to furry porn"
 * 06:01:54: Qahnaarin1997: You said you had that last night
 * 06:02:10: The Crusader of Truth: I did say cancer actually, but I don't have it saved on my computer
 * 06:02:14: The Crusader of Truth: It's on a discord server
 * 06:02:18: Qahnaarin1997: Which more than likely means it's on your PC
 * 06:02:27: The Crusader of Truth: They keep it in a degenerate channel
 * 06:02:36: The Crusader of Truth: Qah plz
 * 06:02:39: Qahnaarin1997: Then why are you in that server
 * 06:02:51: The Crusader of Truth: Because they also post the edgy stuff I show you guys
 * 06:02:52: FakeMan.exe: you keep mentioning a discord server
 * 06:03:11: The Crusader of Truth: Yes
 * 06:03:21: FakeMan.exe: may i join?
 * 06:03:27: Qahnaarin1997: It just filled up
 * 06:03:29: Qahnaarin1997: Sorry
 * 06:03:33: The Crusader of Truth: The one with all this cancer? Wtf not
 * 06:03:38: FakeMan.exe: lol
 * 06:04:12: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
 * 06:04:17: Qahnaarin1997: I found something
 * 06:04:37: The Crusader of Truth: https://discord.gg/6ssgyWj
 * 06:04:57: The Crusader of Truth: NSFW in NSFW channels, you have to accept to see it though so I'm not exactly breaking rules at leas
 * 06:04:58: The Crusader of Truth: t
 * 06:05:19: The Crusader of Truth: Qah why
 * 06:05:33: ShawnCognitionCP: Who's server
 * 06:05:34: Qahnaarin1997: Dindu nuffin
 * 06:05:59: Qahnaarin1997: You just gave Shawn access lol
 * 06:06:14: The Crusader of Truth: Kind of on purpose, if he wants to look he can lmao
 * 06:06:28: Ejol: o/
 * 06:06:34: ShawnCognitionCP: Give me permission to message in NSFW_Degenerate
 * 06:06:35: ShawnCognitionCP: Also
 * 06:06:35: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 06:06:37: ShawnCognitionCP: Who's server
 * 06:06:39: ShawnCognitionCP: and why does it exist
 * 06:06:48: The Crusader of Truth: I can't give you permission, Shawn
 * 06:07:07: The Crusader of Truth: And it's some edgy meme account youtuber's server
 * 06:07:15: The Crusader of Truth: Kinda gay but eh
 * 06:07:17: Ejol: lol
 * 06:07:19: The Crusader of Truth: 13K people
 * 06:07:42: ShawnCognitionCP: Bunch of virgins looking at hentai
 * 06:07:44: ShawnCognitionCP: Not interested
 * 06:08:59: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 06:09:20: The Crusader of Truth: You gotta dig through the trash to find the gold
 * 06:13:14: The Crusader of Truth: RIP chat
 * 06:13:23: The Crusader of Truth: It's as dead as Kora's will to live
 * 06:13:33: Kora Stormblade: ayyy
 * 06:15:52: Kora Stormblade: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/394231616332890122/402331259243593728/Fb04cwR.jpg
 * 06:16:09: Kora Stormblade: spingebpb\\
 * 06:16:17: Kora Stormblade: he gettem weird af
 * 06:16:17: The Crusader of Truth: wtf did you get that cancer lmao
 * 06:16:22: Kora Stormblade: discord
 * 06:16:34: Kora Stormblade: i wonder what episode its from
 * 06:16:37: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlom58cdyzs
 * 06:16:39: KINMUNE: Septic Flesh - Persepolis
 * 06:20:29: The Crusader of Truth: RIP chat
 * 06:20:36: Ejol: indeed
 * 06:20:40: The Crusader of Truth: Someone ping me if I
 * 06:20:50: The Crusader of Truth: 'm needed, I'm going to go play my game
 * 06:20:55: RenzXVI: Shawn, try this, closest band I like to Septic FLesh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNi1oLlG2Hw
 * 06:20:56: KINMUNE: HOLLENTHON - Son of Perdition
 * 06:21:26: ShawnCognitionCP: Video seems unfitting so far
 * 06:21:46: RenzXVI: Yes, it really is.
 * 06:21:49: RenzXVI: Lol
 * 06:22:13: Zoder: https://prnt.sc/i0kcla Renz, how often do you eat this?
 * 06:22:39: ShawnCognitionCP: "Symphonic/Folk/Melodic Death Metal"
 * 06:22:40: RenzXVI: Never seen that.
 * 06:23:23: RenzXVI: Hollenthon sorta changes a lot per album or even songs but just maintains an overall sound.
 * 06:27:12: RenzXVI: IIRC this was Hollenthon's most popular album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtznUh8ZBgg
 * 06:27:15: KINMUNE: Hollenthon  With Vilest Of Worms To Dwell 2001 full album
 * 06:27:19: RenzXVI: Can't remember which I like the most anymore.
 * 06:33:15: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgOn9VP9Gtk
 * 06:33:16: KINMUNE: Hypocrisy - Eraser (The Arrival)
 * 06:44:20: Qahnaarin1997: Hey Kora
 * 06:44:26: Kora Stormblade: hi
 * 06:44:57: RenzXVI: hi
 * 06:55:54: ShawnCognitionCP: http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1515966927517.webm
 * 08:09:33: KINMUNE: Hello there, Corzo of Kakariko!
 * 08:09:38: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
 * 08:12:30: Corzo of Kakariko: o/
 * 08:13:34: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what's up?
 * 08:15:37: Corzo of Kakariko: not much
 * 08:19:55: The Crusader of Truth: RIP Chat
 * 08:22:43: The Crusader of Truth: Imma finish checking this edit then go to bed
 * 08:23:11: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: gn
 * 08:25:41: The Crusader of Truth: Okay, done, goodnight o/
 * 08:45:41: Zoder: oof
 * 08:46:14: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ?
 * 08:46:49: Zoder: I came up with a great insult but Crus already left.
 * 08:47:01: Zoder: I got back on just so I could use my amazing wit.
 * 08:47:29: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: you can insult me if you want
 * 08:52:17: Zoder: Sorry, wifi was being weird.
 * 08:52:23: Zoder: Have you ever raised chickens?
 * 08:52:28: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: no
 * 08:52:31: Zoder: Because if not, my insult won't work.
 * 08:52:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: crus has raised chickens?
 * 08:53:22: Zoder: He owns chickens currently, yes.
 * 08:53:44: Zoder: He also has cats, dogs, a donkey, and.. I think that's it.
 * 08:54:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: never knew
 * 08:54:42: Zoder: "You're a chicken tender who desperately needs to get on Tinder. And that, ladies and gents, is how you hit them where it's tender."
 * 08:54:45: Zoder: That's my insult.
 * 08:54:49: Zoder: I put it on his wall.
 * 08:56:22: Zoder: .. are you amazed?
 * 08:56:57: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: no, just amazing
 * 08:57:21: Zoder: Good enough.
 * 08:57:29: Zoder: Well, my mission is complete. Goodnight.
 * 08:57:34: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: gn
 * 11:05:01: RenzXVI: hi
 * 11:05:21: RenzXVI: Hello chat babes. XD
 * 11:09:45: Thonira: Where?
 * 11:11:30: RenzXVI: Aww, there aren't any again? :(
 * 11:12:32: Thonira: Nope, still no chat babes
 * 11:23:59: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: didn't realise i left this open
 * 11:24:40: RenzXVI: Why, what were you doing?
 * 11:25:52: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: eating
 * 11:25:59: RenzXVI: Yeah, that was my guess.
 * 11:26:12: RenzXVI: I had fern salad again but this time with crispy meatballs.
 * 11:26:20: RenzXVI: And rice, of course.
 * 11:26:51: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i had noodles with tofu and stuff
 * 11:27:31: RenzXVI: Cool.
 * 11:27:40: RenzXVI: Have you ever tried fried noodles with bean sprouts?
 * 11:31:12: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: no
 * 11:31:20: RenzXVI: O_o
 * 11:31:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: is it good?
 * 11:31:27: RenzXVI: You waste your time in Asia, lol.
 * 11:31:57: RenzXVI: Yeah, and there are other types of fried noodles.
 * 11:32:52: RenzXVI: I really wanna try that milk seafood noodles I saw on the Jap commercials vid I watched.
 * 11:33:15: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i guess the commercial worked then
 * 11:33:41: RenzXVI: LOl
 * 11:33:52: RenzXVI: Doesn't mean it makes any sense though.
 * 11:34:00: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it doesn't have to
 * 11:34:09: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it got you to want to try the product
 * 11:34:17: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that's what commercials are about
 * 11:34:24: RenzXVI: Necause the product itself is very weird.
 * 11:34:29: RenzXVI: Because*
 * 11:35:56: RenzXVI: I actually don't remember the commercial at all.
 * 11:38:28: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it doesn't matter whether you remember the commercial. it matters whether you remember the product
 * 11:40:52: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: anyway, i'm off to play morrowind for a bit
 * 11:44:16: RenzXVI: Ok
 * 12:25:22: The Beartooth: So lonely so very lonely
 * 15:21:06: KINMUNE: Hello there, Cakeboss123!
 * 15:50:39: KINMUNE: Hello there, Littlenug16!
 * 15:50:43: Littlenug16: hiiii al
 * 15:50:47: Littlenug16: all
 * 18:13:14: Zoder: Ouch. Painfully empty.
 * 18:17:42: Zoder: Hello Nek.
 * 18:17:56: Nekyn Alb: Hi there
 * 18:25:34: Zoder: Hello Qah.
 * 18:25:57: Nekyn Alb: Hey
 * 18:26:06: Pelinal Whitestrake: Hello
 * 18:26:27: Qahnaarin1997: Hello Zod
 * 18:26:28: Qahnaarin1997: Hey AES
 * 18:27:19: Qahnaarin1997: Zod I have screenshots of my PUBG glitch lol
 * 18:27:28: Zoder: Oooh.
 * 18:27:49: Qahnaarin1997: I was literally stuck in the ground and was horrible outside the circle
 * 18:28:09: Qahnaarin1997: But I had bandages so I survived longer than I normally would lol
 * 18:29:01: Zoder: Stuck in the ground?
 * 18:29:09: Qahnaarin1997: Glitched yep
 * 18:29:20: Qahnaarin1997: Half my body was in it lol
 * 18:29:37: Zoder: Ouch.
 * 18:29:41: Zoder: Screenshots?
 * 18:30:08: Qahnaarin1997: I'll send some later
 * 18:30:14: Qahnaarin1997: Playing ME2 right now
 * 18:30:29: Zoder: When are you not playing ME2?
 * 18:30:50: Qahnaarin1997: When I am playing PUBG or The WItcher 3
 * 18:30:55: Zoder: Pf.
 * 18:30:55: Qahnaarin1997: Or other games r at work
 * 18:31:00: Zoder: Fair enough.
 * 18:31:20: Zoder: Hello Crus.
 * 18:31:31: Qahnaarin1997: I have a lot of games on my PC, Zob
 * 18:31:34: Qahnaarin1997: Zod*
 * 18:31:36: Pelinal Whitestrake: ME2 is good
 * 18:31:38: Zoder: Zob.
 * 18:31:40: Pelinal Whitestrake: Witcher 3 is superb
 * 18:31:42: Pelinal Whitestrake: PUBG is gay
 * 18:31:43: Qahnaarin1997: I even have the original Fallouts
 * 18:31:53: Pelinal Whitestrake: Have you played them Qahnaarin
 * 18:32:04: Zoder: I had the same question.
 * 18:32:12: Qahnaarin1997: Bought them a few days ago and have been doing other things
 * 18:32:19: Qahnaarin1997: I plan to, though.
 * 18:32:24: Qahnaarin1997: Probably sometime this week
 * 18:32:31: The Crusader of Truth: oof late o/
 * 18:32:51: Nekyn Alb: Crussuint o//
 * 18:32:55: Nekyn Alb: * o/
 * 18:32:56: Qahnaarin1997: Pelinal, I am able to run The Witcher 3 at max res with all graphic settings to ultra and at 60FPS
 * 18:33:00: Qahnaarin1997: It's amazing
 * 18:33:13: Zoder: Damn.
 * 18:33:28: Qahnaarin1997: I have some great screenshots from that
 * 18:33:44: Pelinal Whitestrake: TW3 is a geniuelly beautiful game
 * 18:34:05: Qahnaarin1997: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1268442623
 * 18:34:05: Pelinal Whitestrake: It's mind boggling how FO4 and TW3 were released in the same year and yet are miles apart from each other in pretty much every category
 * 18:34:10: Pelinal Whitestrake: Story, graphics, mechanics, etc.
 * 18:34:25: Qahnaarin1997: Take a look, Pelinal.
 * 18:34:36: Zoder: We got around 2 feet of snow last night and now my dream of releasing a 2015 snowball seems farfetched.
 * 18:34:52: Pelinal Whitestrake: I saw it Qahnaarin
 * 18:34:53: Pelinal Whitestrake: Looks good
 * 18:35:16: The Crusader of Truth: 2 Feet?
 * 18:35:25: Zoder: I've never played TW3, but I have played FO4. I almost immediately returned it.
 * 18:35:40: Qahnaarin1997: What are your thoughts on the Bloody Baron, Pelinal?
 * 18:35:59: Pelinal Whitestrake: Incredible character with equally incredible plot ends
 * 18:36:04: Pelinal Whitestrake: You probably know what I refer to
 * 18:36:31: Qahnaarin1997: Yes
 * 18:37:08: Qahnaarin1997: What about the Hearts of Stone and Blood and Wine DLCs?
 * 18:37:16: Pelinal Whitestrake: Roach decided to follow her reputation on the very first hour I played TW3 https://i.imgur.com/UZohpRy.jpg
 * 18:37:48: The Crusader of Truth: Zoder that TP hurts
 * 18:37:59: Pelinal Whitestrake: I haven't played either yet Qahnaarin
 * 18:38:58: Zoder: I left chat around 1 and got back on at 3 just so I could post the insult, Crus.
 * 18:39:08: Qahnaarin1997: Damn
 * 18:39:11: Qahnaarin1997: Both are great
 * 18:39:20: Qahnaarin1997: Have fun with the toad prince tho
 * 18:39:25: Pelinal Whitestrake: I've heard so
 * 18:39:32: Pelinal Whitestrake: I just don't have the time these days
 * 18:39:47: Qahnaarin1997: Fair enough.
 * 18:40:28: Qahnaarin1997: Did you ever use Witcher gear?
 * 18:40:37: Qahnaarin1997: Like the Wolven and Ursine sets?
 * 18:41:12: Zoder: "the insult" sounds like a movie title or something. That* insult sounds better.
 * 18:42:15: Zoder: It came to me in the middle of the night and I could not let it go. I knew I'd forget it in the morning, so when you had already left chat, your TP was the next best thing. Are you amazed?
 * 18:43:01: The Crusader of Truth: I'll just have to create a Tinder profile calling myself a chicken tender now
 * 18:43:17: Qahnaarin1997: Pelinal, did you ever do that contract in Oxenfurt where you get drunk and fight that lesser vampire?
 * 18:43:42: Zoder: Maybe you'll meet fellow farmers. When you got out to dinner, you can discuss chicken tending.
 * 18:43:48: Zoder: go* not got
 * 18:44:30: The Crusader of Truth: ...
 * 18:44:38: The Crusader of Truth: Farmers Only account
 * 18:44:44: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 18:45:26: Zoder: Hello Kora.
 * 18:49:31: Zoder: "FarmersOnly.com: City folks just don't get it."
 * 18:58:50: The Crusader of Truth: That site is just as bad as "Black folks meet" and "Christian Mingle"
 * 18:58:54: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 18:59:36: Pelinal Whitestrake: Sorry Qahnaaarin, had to go
 * 18:59:38: Pelinal Whitestrake: Yes I did
 * 18:59:57: Zoder: It really is Crus.
 * 18:59:59: Zoder: Hello Test.
 * 19:00:26: Zoder: I'm not sure how to feel about eHarmony.
 * 19:00:36: The Crusader of Truth: I forgot about that site
 * 19:00:46: The Crusader of Truth: Granted, didn't want to remember it either
 * 19:01:08: The Crusader of Truth: To me, the concept of a dating website is just stupid
 * 19:01:13: Testydragon: I wouldn’t try dating sites
 * 19:01:29: Zoder: Agreed.
 * 19:01:44: Zoder: For people as desperate as Crus though, dating sites are necessary.
 * 19:01:50: The Crusader of Truth: o
 * 19:01:53: Testydragon: Maybe it’s because I’m all for meeting someone IRL, or maybe I just don’t like the concept.
 * 19:02:22: The Crusader of Truth: I don't like the concept
 * 19:02:43: The Crusader of Truth: Anyone can lie about who they are. But the internet lets you take it a whole step further
 * 19:03:04: Testydragon: Exactly
 * 19:03:30: The Crusader of Truth: Ugh I should probably clean
 * 19:03:37: The Crusader of Truth: Then I need to write the weekly update
 * 19:03:56: Testydragon: Sounds like being a mod sucks
 * 19:04:09: The Crusader of Truth: No, not really
 * 19:04:29: The Crusader of Truth: Just the weekly update was something I was asked to do this morning, and I don't like releasing it late lol
 * 19:04:44: Testydragon: Ah
 * 19:05:02: Zoder: I don't like dating sites for several reasons. They generally don't work, they have no scientific background for matching you with people (it might as well just be random guessing), matching with someone based on your likes and dislikes doesn't always mean a sturdy relationship, the possibility you're going to meet some creep is high, and the fact the sites exist discourages people from going out to try to meet people and be social.
 * 19:05:18: Zoder: Agh, slow reply. Internet is (N) at the moment.
 * 19:05:23: The Crusader of Truth: ^good reply thi
 * 19:05:25: The Crusader of Truth: ..tho
 * 19:05:40: The Crusader of Truth: @Testy Granted, I can understand why I can be asked to do an update late so I'm not upset at anyone or anything
 * 19:06:52: Testydragon: I understand
 * 19:06:56: Zoder: At least 'good reply thi' rhymes.
 * 19:07:16: The Crusader of Truth: @Zoder There was one man who kept finding the same person on the internet who was a 50 year old man
 * 19:07:25: Zoder: oof
 * 19:07:47: The Crusader of Truth: And obviously, they were posing as a 20ish year old female
 * 19:07:49: The Crusader of Truth: So much oof
 * 19:08:05: The Crusader of Truth: Ok imma brb
 * 19:08:08: Zoder: Overwhelming amounts of oof.
 * 19:11:29: Testydragon: Yesterday I went to the movies with three of my friends. One of them is this girl who’s pretty unpopular and has low self-esteem and was like ‘Thanks for inviting me, not a lot of people do’, and in my mind I was like ‘Why does this make my crush on you even bigger?’
 * 19:12:01: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 19:12:27: The Crusader of Truth: I've never been invited to anything. Haven't honestly even cared to try to be.
 * 19:12:32: Zoder: Did you say something smooth?
 * 19:12:47: The Crusader of Truth: Oh yeah you gotta say something smooth (kappa)
 * 19:13:01: Testydragon: Uh, I just went like, ‘No problem’
 * 19:13:06: Zoder: Aside from birthday parties, I haven't been invited to anything either.
 * 19:13:10: The Crusader of Truth: O o f
 * 19:13:23: Zoder: That was a complete waste of a great time to send signals, Test.
 * 19:13:45: The Crusader of Truth: ^
 * 19:14:13: The Crusader of Truth: At the very least something like "Of course, anything for you" would have worked better
 * 19:14:20: Zoder: Opportunities to compliment your crush don't arrises all the time. Keep an eye out.
 * 19:14:29: Zoder: arrise*
 * 19:14:45: Testydragon: I’m very awkward, okay? Besides, I don’t want to creep her out.
 * 19:14:56: The Crusader of Truth: *archive
 * 19:15:12: Zoder: You wouldn't creep her out by saying what Crus suggested. It doesn't have to be overwhelming. Something subtle but sweet.
 * 19:15:18: The Crusader of Truth: ^
 * 19:15:28: The Crusader of Truth: Subtle but sweet is the best way to go
 * 19:15:31: Testydragon: Yeah, but anything subtle from me can be creepy.
 * 19:15:43: The Crusader of Truth: ...why am I giving relationship advice. I hate relationships
 * 19:16:10: Testydragon: I don’t know why, I think it’s just that I look like a pervy geek.
 * 19:16:24: Zoder: Prove your image otherwise, then.
 * 19:16:32: Zoder: Open doors, be polite, offer her some popcorn.
 * 19:17:05: Testydragon: Alright, I’ll try
 * 19:17:05: The Crusader of Truth: Or ask her for a lap dance and see what happens (kappa)
 * 19:17:11: The Crusader of Truth: jk, horrible idea, don't do that
 * 19:17:26: Zoder: oof
 * 19:17:39: Testydragon: Uh... Crus, I wouldn’t have even tried that LOL
 * 19:18:12: Zoder: I'd notice things like if you offered me popcorn but didn't offer any to anyone else, Test. Little things like that catch my attention, and since she sounds awkward, she probably will too.
 * 19:18:22: The Crusader of Truth: If you try that you're either extremely stupid or you look fucking fantastic, or the person you're asking is completely stupid
 * 19:18:28: The Crusader of Truth: @My idea that is
 * 19:18:50: Zoder: I wonder how she would react.
 * 19:19:00: Testydragon: She’d run away
 * 19:19:15: Zoder: Would she work up the courage to kick you where it's sensitive, would she run away screaming, would she freeze, would she accept your proposal?
 * 19:19:18: The Crusader of Truth: Considering I've asked that before to someone and they did it, I can confirm the most likely answer is they are extremely stupid
 * 19:19:42: Testydragon: She’d just run
 * 19:19:51: Zoder: wait crus
 * 19:19:56: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 19:20:02: Testydragon: You’ve had a lap dance?
 * 19:20:05: Zoder: You've asked someone to give you a lap dance, and they accepted?
 * 19:20:12: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 19:20:16: Zoder: o o f
 * 19:20:20: Zoder: Stop being so cryptic.
 * 19:20:44: The Crusader of Truth: I was being sarcastic too, probably the worst part. I didn't want one.
 * 19:20:55: Zoder: Did you still receive one?
 * 19:21:11: The Crusader of Truth: Yeah
 * 19:21:24: Zoder: o O f
 * 19:21:34: Zoder: I don't understand.
 * 19:21:40: The Crusader of Truth: I'm good at subtle hints, but I'm bad at directly stating what I want
 * 19:21:54: Testydragon: I’m good at neither
 * 19:22:03: The Crusader of Truth: Also she was borderline completely stupi
 * 19:22:06: The Crusader of Truth: *stupid
 * 19:22:18: Testydragon: I’m just good at being awkwardly nice
 * 19:22:18: Zoder: I'm good at pretending I don't care about anyone at all
 * 19:22:21: The Crusader of Truth: And a bit of a thot, lol
 * 19:22:25: Zoder: .*
 * 19:22:47: The Crusader of Truth: @Testy sometimes it's best to be awkwardly nice
 * 19:22:52: Zoder: ^
 * 19:22:57: Testydragon: Well, I’m gonna play some Dragon Age: Inquisition. See you guys later.
 * 19:23:01: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 19:23:05: Zoder: Have fun.
 * 19:23:13: Zoder: Work on some pickup lines while you play.
 * 19:24:03: The Crusader of Truth: I remember one time this Hispanic senor looked up at me and said "You know (my name), I've always imagined you getting some thick sexy Brazilian girl some day"
 * 19:24:21: The Crusader of Truth: I think the awkwardness nearly killed me
 * 19:24:36: Zoder: I..
 * 19:24:44: Zoder: What is wrong with North Carolina?
 * 19:24:54: The Crusader of Truth: You want a list?
 * 19:24:58: Zoder: Please.
 * 19:25:06: The Crusader of Truth: Lets see
 * 19:26:46: Zoder: This must be a really long list.
 * 19:28:15: The Crusader of Truth: 1) We're extremely poor 2) Most of our work force are Hispanic, at least here 3) Much of the state is rural and still based on old ideological ideas such as racism 4) Going off of that, there is a huge racial divide between blacks and whites socially, since they all hate each other 5) The few businesses that open are either taxed out of existence or are robbed out of existence 6) The schools are absolutely horrible (we had a fucking 26% pass rate one year, and another 80% of the 7th grade class failed the school year) 7) The only substantial job here is farming, and farmers are still usually pelted in debt 8) This place doesn't have enough sweet tea
 * 19:29:50: Zoder: https://prnt.sc/i0v7yf
 * 19:30:46: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjwAucpiC6Q
 * 19:30:49: KINMUNE: Jason Aldean - Big Green Tractor
 * 19:30:53: The Crusader of Truth: *Big Yellow and Red School Bus
 * 19:31:45: Zoder: Pretty much.
 * 19:32:44: The Crusader of Truth: Random but ever watch Gravity Falls?
 * 19:33:02: Zoder: Yes, I have.
 * 19:33:26: The Crusader of Truth: Question what did you think about Dipper and Wendy
 * 19:34:32: Zoder: You could have just added a question mark instead of typing "question".
 * 19:34:56: Zoder: Anyway, I prefer Dipper. Wendy is too.. excitable. I could never be as bubbly as she is.
 * 19:35:07: The Crusader of Truth: Do you dare question my questioning
 * 19:35:30: Zoder: Dipper tries a little too hard, as do I, and he's a little more awkward with his actions.
 * 19:35:46: Zoder: Yes, I dare question you daring to question me daring to question your questioning.
 * 19:36:02: The Crusader of Truth: What did you think about the whole part where he was trying to date her?
 * 19:36:21: Zoder: oof
 * 19:36:26: Zoder: I didn't know that happened.
 * 19:36:57: Zoder: I haven't watched too much of Gravity Falls.
 * 19:37:01: Zoder: But aren't they0
 * 19:37:04: Zoder: -*
 * 19:37:40: Zoder: w a i t
 * 19:37:41: Zoder: mm
 * 19:37:53: Zoder: I just completely mixed Mable and Wendy up.
 * 19:38:46: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 19:38:54: Zoder: Wendy* is chill. Mable is too excitable. Dipper is also chill.
 * 19:39:55: The Crusader of Truth: Oh, you haven't watched the whole thing?
 * 19:40:18: Zoder: I felt bad for Dipper every time he got awkward around Wendy. It isn't really viewed as socially acceptable for a younger guy to like an older girl. If Wendy had been younger and Dipper had been older, it would have been different.
 * 19:40:27: Zoder: I've watched quite a few episodes, but not all of them.
 * 19:40:58: Zoder: My brain is being a bitch this morning. Sorry, the names Wendy and Mable blurred in my mind and I got confused.
 * 19:41:02: The Crusader of Truth: I'm still really upset there's not a squeal
 * 19:41:06: The Crusader of Truth: And no you're fine
 * 19:41:53: The Crusader of Truth: Mostly because somebody made the comment that Wendy could have put "I love you too" in ultraviolet ink on the letter at the end of the show and I realized that is actually possible
 * 19:42:37: Zoder: oof
 * 19:43:10: The Crusader of Truth: I mean, it's a little obvious the only reason they didn't date was their age range
 * 19:43:21: Zoder: Right.
 * 19:43:38: The Crusader of Truth: And granted, I agree, that would have been creepy, but I'm still upset
 * 19:44:24: Zoder: It was kind of a forbidden romance scenario.
 * 19:44:48: The Crusader of Truth: And I hate it because of that
 * 19:45:27: The Crusader of Truth: Fuck I should be doing the update shouldn't I
 * 19:45:28: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 19:46:57: Zoder: In their 20-30's, the age difference wouldn't have mattered.
 * 19:47:00: Zoder: Agh, wifi.
 * 19:47:29: Zoder: I should be collecting excerpts from Plutarch and Appian.
 * 19:47:37: Zoder: There are always things we //should// be doing.
 * 19:48:41: The Crusader of Truth: True.
 * 19:48:53: The Crusader of Truth: Speaking of that, I completely forgot I need to send SAT scores todat.
 * 19:48:55: The Crusader of Truth: *today
 * 19:49:28: Zoder: Now you have unforgotten.
 * 19:51:00: The Crusader of Truth: Today is only the deadline.
 * 19:57:17: Zoder: I am going to drown my router in the snow until it pleads for mercy.
 * 19:59:32: Zoder: What are you going to do today?
 * 20:02:27: Corzo of Kakariko: Surprise Buttsecks!
 * 20:03:09: Nekyn Alb: No
 * 20:03:22: Zoder: I support the notion of no.
 * 20:05:06: Corzo of Kakariko: damn
 * 20:05:52: Corzo of Kakariko: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WH0ZxvF9Nw
 * 20:05:53: KINMUNE: There's an Otter on My Arm
 * 20:05:55: Corzo of Kakariko: this made me happy
 * 20:23:26: The Crusader of Truth: @Zoder The same as yesterday, and tomorrow
 * 20:23:50: Zoder: Can I guess?
 * 20:23:58: Zoder: Breathe and then contemplate why you're bothering to breathe.
 * 20:24:17: The Crusader of Truth: That's most of it
 * 20:24:21: Zoder: Your everyday routine.
 * 20:24:28: Zoder: What did I miss?
 * 20:26:53: The Crusader of Truth: Me cooking bacon along with cleaning the kitchen
 * 20:26:59: Zoder: oof
 * 20:27:15: Zoder: How often do you eat bacon?
 * 20:27:25: Zoder: You've talked about bacon at least twice in the past few days.
 * 20:27:34: The Crusader of Truth: Considering that was the only thing in the house to eat, I had no choice
 * 20:27:53: The Crusader of Truth: I would have much rather had something like garden peas and mashed potatoes
 * 20:28:03: Zoder: Mmm.
 * 20:28:15: Zoder: >finds bacon
 * 20:28:18: Zoder: >looks for something else
 * 20:28:26: Zoder: >finds strawberry preserves
 * 20:28:29: Zoder: >returns to bacon reluctantly
 * 20:29:44: The Crusader of Truth: We do have 3 jars of offbrand Strawberry preserves
 * 20:29:52: The Crusader of Truth: And it's nothing short of evil
 * 20:30:35: Zoder: I was doing a callback to when you called yourself a disgusting fuck for accidentally eating strawberry preserves.
 * 20:31:16: The Crusader of Truth: I wasn't wrong
 * 20:31:30: Zoder: If I recall correctly, you thought it was jam.
 * 20:31:34: Zoder: .. you were wrong.
 * 20:31:48: The Crusader of Truth: Now that, I was wrong about
 * 20:32:06: The Crusader of Truth: Well time to write the update
 * 20:32:13: Zoder: Have fun.
 * 20:32:48: The Crusader of Truth: Do I ever have fun?
 * 20:34:14: Zoder: Not that I'm aware of, no.
 * 20:34:55: Zoder: I don't think you enjoy a single thing you do, come to think of it.
 * 20:36:10: The Crusader of Truth: You learn more about me every single day
 * 20:36:50: The Crusader of Truth: There are only a few things I truly hate, and even fewer things I truly enjoy
 * 20:36:59: Zoder: Anything remotely fun + TCoT = suddenly not fun
 * 20:37:24: The Crusader of Truth: Poison plus water is still poisonous
 * 20:38:10: Zoder: I dislike most things, hate a select few things, like even less few things, and enjoy an even smaller few things.
 * 20:38:22: Zoder: an even smaller amount of*
 * 20:39:53: Zoder: Crus, how do you feel about amusement parks?
 * 20:40:04: The Crusader of Truth: Meh
 * 20:40:10: Zoder: What about the rides?
 * 20:40:14: Zoder: Rollercoasters, in particular.
 * 20:40:28: The Crusader of Truth: Happiness is temporary. Rollercoasters are a part of that temporary.
 * 20:40:38: Zoder: (Y) Good taste.
 * 20:41:26: Zoder: I just had an idea.
 * 20:41:34: The Crusader of Truth: Pain is also temporary. So is the horror of rollercoasters.
 * 20:41:37: The Crusader of Truth: Yes?
 * 20:41:43: Zoder: When I release my snowball today, I'm going to get a new snowball and freeze that until the next heavy snow, then repeat.
 * 20:41:48: Zoder: It's going to be a new tradition.
 * 20:42:03: The Crusader of Truth: Why not start a snowball family?
 * 20:42:08: Zoder: !
 * 20:42:25: Zoder: Because then the snowball family will be happier than my family, and I can't have that.
 * 20:42:37: Zoder: I must only have one snowball at a time so that the snowball is not happier than I.
 * 20:42:44: The Crusader of Truth: But the snowball is already happier than you are.
 * 20:42:49: Zoder: .. damn.
 * 20:43:37: Zoder: What if I make the snowball in the shape of a person, then break it's legs?
 * 20:43:42: Zoder: Will it still be happier?
 * 20:43:46: The Crusader of Truth: Yes.
 * 20:43:58: Zoder: w h y
 * 20:44:04: Zoder: What if I break it's arms, too?
 * 20:44:14: The Crusader of Truth: Because it has had, and it has lost, it is like the spider who saw the breeze.
 * 20:44:28: Zoder: n o
 * 20:44:29: Zoder: That's not fair.
 * 20:44:46: Zoder: I am sentient. It's literally a ball of ice. How can a ball of ice be happier than I am?
 * 20:45:03: The Crusader of Truth: Because the ball of ice doesn't experience pain and suffering.
 * 20:45:13: Zoder: Oh, that makes sense.
 * 20:45:34: Zoder: It also doesn't experience great joy, but neither do I. Since I do experience pain and suffering and the snowball doesn't, it is, by default, happier.
 * 20:46:32: Zoder: Damn you, snowball, and all the things you don't love.
 * 20:46:53: The Crusader of Truth: A drop of poison is stronger than a drop of liquor.
 * 20:49:24: The Crusader of Truth: I feel like I should be a philosopher sometimes.
 * 20:50:00: Zoder: You could major in philosophy.
 * 20:50:17: Zoder: I (think) you can minor in philosophy at certain places as well.
 * 20:51:34: The Crusader of Truth: I don't really need to. If I needed philosophy information, I could probably keep the degrees I want and bribe a Freshman for $50 to copy his notes.
 * 20:51:59: Zoder: That works too.
 * 20:52:03: The Crusader of Truth: After all, it doesn't take a degree to publish a book. It just show you know what you're doing.
 * 20:52:21: The Crusader of Truth: If you already mostly know what you're doing, why spend that much money?
 * 20:53:16: Zoder: oof
 * 20:53:37: Corzo of Kakariko: i can haz hugs?
 * 20:53:43: Zoder: Because statistics are becoming everything. It's almost impossible to get a good job without higher education nowadays.
 * 20:54:14: Zoder: It doesn't matter if you know what you're doing, you'll be hired based on the documentation of what you know- aka a degree.
 * 20:54:17: The Crusader of Truth: But if all you want to do is write philosophical books?
 * 20:54:37: The Crusader of Truth: I wouldn't need a degree to self publish.
 * 20:54:47: The Crusader of Truth: Corzo, KINMUNE does hugs.
 * 20:54:52: The Crusader of Truth: /me hugs KINMUNE
 * 20:54:53: KINMUNE: Thank you (blush)
 * 20:55:00: Zoder: Right, but you'd be more respected and probably earn more if you had a degree to back up your information.
 * 20:55:14: The Crusader of Truth: Eh, true.
 * 20:55:30: Zoder: That doesn't mean you can't self publish though. In fact, I encourage you to, if that's something you're interested in doing.
 * 20:55:36: Corzo of Kakariko: so guys, how we all doin
 * 20:55:45: Zoder: Poorly. You?
 * 20:55:46: Nekyn Alb: There is a popular German author who is actually just a forest keeper dude, he writes about how trees communicate and some philosophical topics connected to that
 * 20:55:58: The Crusader of Truth: Nekyn wot
 * 20:56:10: The Crusader of Truth: What's his name lmao
 * 20:56:10: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 20:56:13: Kora Stormblade: crus
 * 20:56:14: Kora Stormblade: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Chim-El_Adabal:_A_Ballad
 * 20:56:24: The Crusader of Truth: The original post was on Reddit, Kora
 * 20:56:31: Kora Stormblade: strange lol
 * 20:56:31: The Crusader of Truth: one sec
 * 20:56:36: Kora Stormblade: no its fine
 * 20:56:48: The Crusader of Truth: Oh okay
 * 20:57:08: Corzo of Kakariko: i want skyrim on the swith
 * 20:57:10: Corzo of Kakariko: switch
 * 20:57:30: The Crusader of Truth: Why?
 * 20:57:37: ShawnCognitionCP: Skyrim on the Switch is subpar
 * 20:57:42: The Crusader of Truth: It just supports Bethesda making Skyrim on yet another console
 * 20:57:45: ShawnCognitionCP: It's a port of the 360/Ps3 version
 * 20:57:49: ShawnCognitionCP: Not even Special Edition
 * 20:57:57: ShawnCognitionCP: Or the original PC version
 * 20:58:26: Nekyn Alb: Peter Wohlleben @Crus I think his popular book is translated into other languages, if you want to read it. It's not really big science or philosophy tho
 * 20:58:49: Zoder: Interesting.
 * 20:59:17: The Crusader of Truth: It doesn't hurt to read a popular book.
 * 20:59:22: ShawnCognitionCP: Aren't his books pretty much Disney style WHAT IF TREES COULD FEEL THO?
 * 20:59:30: The Beartooth: It hurts Chewbacca tho
 * 20:59:33: Nekyn Alb: yeh
 * 20:59:40: The Crusader of Truth: Shawn caps plz
 * 20:59:48: The Beartooth: Ban him
 * 20:59:51: ShawnCognitionCP: Crusader faggotry plz
 * 20:59:57: The Crusader of Truth: Niba
 * 21:00:01: The Crusader of Truth: Minimodding plz
 * 21:00:04: Nekyn Alb: I heard they are still enjoyable
 * 21:00:09: ShawnCognitionCP: He's irish
 * 21:00:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Don't use too much syllables on him
 * 21:01:07: The Beartooth: He wasnt talking to me dumbass
 * 21:01:20: The Beartooth: Oh wait
 * 21:01:24: The Beartooth: Yeah he was
 * 21:01:27: The Beartooth: I think
 * 21:01:29: The Beartooth: Oh fucm
 * 21:01:30: The Crusader of Truth: Was I?
 * 21:01:32: ShawnCognitionCP: Retard
 * 21:01:37: The Beartooth: Run nigga run
 * 21:01:42: Zoder: It may never be known.
 * 21:01:42: The Beartooth: Thats you Shawn
 * 21:01:46: The Crusader of Truth: Or could I have been talking to both of you? (kappa)
 * 21:01:51: The Beartooth: Oof
 * 21:01:54: ShawnCognitionCP: >he wasn't talking to me dumbass
 * 21:02:03: ShawnCognitionCP: >the context of his message was purely rooted in your request to ban me
 * 21:02:23: ShawnCognitionCP: >anyone that can comprehend basic conversation can see this
 * 21:02:38: Nekyn Alb: "Crusader faggotry plz" could be a joke about this
 * 21:02:39: The Beartooth: The context of his message was purely rooted in your minimodding
 * 21:02:53: ShawnCognitionCP: I didn't minimod
 * 21:02:57: The Crusader of Truth: @Shawn @Bear http://prntscr.com/i0wqrm
 * 21:03:05: Zoder: "Do tree societies have second-class citizens just like human societies?"
 * 21:03:07: ShawnCognitionCP: Minimod is acting like a mod or requesting mod punishment
 * 21:03:12: ShawnCognitionCP: Of which I did neither
 * 21:03:16: Nekyn Alb: "Crusader faggotry plz"
 * 21:03:21: ShawnCognitionCP: That's not mimimodding
 * 21:03:24: ShawnCognitionCP: I called him a faggot
 * 21:03:31: The Crusader of Truth: I was in fact referring to both of you
 * 21:03:33: ShawnCognitionCP: In no way relates to enforcement of the rules
 * 21:03:36: The Crusader of Truth: The difference is, I was joking.
 * 21:03:40: Nekyn Alb: Being a fag is against social rules
 * 21:03:47: ShawnCognitionCP: Explain how calling you a faggot is minimodding, Crusader?
 * 21:03:55: ShawnCognitionCP: Or are you just as retarded as Beartooth right now?
 * 21:04:00: The Crusader of Truth: Shawn
 * 21:04:05: The Crusader of Truth: "The difference is, I was joking."
 * 21:04:10: ShawnCognitionCP: Jokes must be rooted in some sort of truthful context.
 * 21:04:18: ShawnCognitionCP: Or, purposefully against the truth.
 * 21:04:19: Nekyn Alb: No they don't
 * 21:04:27: Nekyn Alb: there you go
 * 21:04:29: ShawnCognitionCP: A joke must have context to be called a joke.
 * 21:04:46: The Crusader of Truth: Yeah, I told you to stop caps and you told me top stop being a faggot.
 * 21:04:47: ShawnCognitionCP: It's humor relative to a situation or idea.
 * 21:04:49: The Crusader of Truth: *stop
 * 21:04:54: ShawnCognitionCP: Crus.
 * 21:04:59: ShawnCognitionCP: Bear was referring to the minimod statement.
 * 21:05:02: The Crusader of Truth: Then I /jokingly/ told you to not do that for minimodding
 * 21:05:19: ShawnCognitionCP: And he stated it was a serious use against me, while his use is the only serious use.
 * 21:05:31: Nekyn Alb: wot
 * 21:05:36: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 21:05:46: ShawnCognitionCP: Thus, I was accused of genuine minimodding on his part with your message as the context and base.
 * 21:06:02: ShawnCognitionCP: The Beartooth
 * 21:06:07: The Crusader of Truth: Wot
 * 21:06:09: The Crusader of Truth: Shawn plz
 * 21:06:20: The Crusader of Truth: The only thing you did was caps and you know that as well as I do
 * 21:06:24: ShawnCognitionCP: I am aware.
 * 21:06:42: ShawnCognitionCP: I am referring to the fact beartooth thought you unironically convinced me of minimodding, and then did it himself.
 * 21:06:58: ShawnCognitionCP: Regardless of the fact the closest thing to minimodding was himself.
 * 21:07:04: ShawnCognitionCP: /t
 * 21:08:26: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 21:09:21: ShawnCognitionCP: I repeat that the issue was that beartooth assumed your statement was both full fact and applied to me in a serious manner.
 * 21:09:32: The Crusader of Truth: Bear is Irish, what do you expect?
 * 21:09:53: ShawnCognitionCP: He's also
 * 21:09:56: The Crusader of Truth: It's the internet. It doesn't matter in the end.
 * 21:10:03: ShawnCognitionCP: Aware
 * 21:10:18: The Crusader of Truth: http://prntscr.com/i0wu9t (kappa)
 * 21:10:31: ShawnCognitionCP: Stop being a faggot
 * 21:10:35: The Crusader of Truth: no u
 * 21:10:38: ShawnCognitionCP: reeeeeeeeee
 * 21:11:23: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XkU893wCUw
 * 21:11:25: KINMUNE: Eagles - Heartache Tonight
 * 21:11:48: The Beartooth: Eagles are Muslims
 * 21:12:29: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxRrH70pViU
 * 21:12:31: KINMUNE: The Who - Pinball Wizard
 * 21:12:40: The Beartooth: Who are the who?
 * 21:12:47: The Beartooth: Only joking I know who they are
 * 21:12:50: The Crusader of Truth: The who are who the who are.
 * 21:13:11: The Crusader of Truth: Who are you to ask who the who is to you?
 * 21:14:07: The Beartooth: Who the who are are who you are who you who to who to be
 * 21:14:11: The Beartooth: Who who
 * 21:15:16: ShawnCognitionCP: nazareth hair of the dog
 * 21:15:19: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyXz6eMCj2k
 * 21:15:21: The Beartooth: https://youtu.be/j2IyX5LXGyg
 * 21:15:21: KINMUNE: Nazareth - Hair of the Dog
 * 21:15:22: ShawnCognitionCP: Copy/paste failure
 * 21:15:24: KINMUNE: Airbourne - Runnin' Wild [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
 * 21:15:30: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 21:15:37: The Beartooth: Mine was
 * 21:15:41: The Beartooth: The airbourne one
 * 21:16:27: The Beartooth: Lemmy Kilmester is in the Runnin Wild videi
 * 21:16:30: ShawnCognitionCP: Airbourne is watered down Motorhead + ACDC influence
 * 21:16:42: ShawnCognitionCP: I got my Motorhead shirt the day before Lemmy died
 * 21:16:42: ShawnCognitionCP: rip
 * 21:17:48: The Beartooth: I got my motorhead t shirt two days after Eddie Clarke died
 * 21:18:00: The Beartooth: Now the whole of Motörhead is dead
 * 21:18:12: The Beartooth: And God has went home
 * 21:18:20: The Beartooth: Lemmy is God
 * 21:18:25: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0rgmNPWYxs
 * 21:18:28: KINMUNE: Motörhead - Deaf forever
 * 21:19:06: The Beartooth: Ace of Spades is a good song
 * 21:19:15: The Beartooth: Motorhead is a good one too
 * 21:19:41: The Beartooth: Motorhead was their first song and Lemmy's last song with Hawkwind or whatever they called
 * 21:23:53: The Beartooth: R.I.P. Dolores O Riordan, lead singer of the Cranberries
 * 21:23:57: The Beartooth: https://youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts
 * 21:24:00: KINMUNE: The Cranberries - Zombie
 * 21:37:09: The Crusader of Truth: RIP chat
 * 21:37:21: Nekyn Alb: RAP chat
 * 21:37:25: The Crusader of Truth: I go and write the update for a bit and it dies just like that
 * 21:37:28: The Crusader of Truth: RAP Chat ayy
 * 21:37:43: Nekyn Alb: bitch cunt rhyme
 * 21:37:50: The Beartooth: Mthrfckr
 * 21:38:14: Zoder: You should take up poetry, Nek.
 * 21:38:21: The Beartooth: Dy mthrfckr
 * 21:38:25: The Beartooth: Dy
 * 21:38:36: The Crusader of Truth: Why be a poet when you can rap?
 * 21:38:38: Nekyn Alb: I'm the highest disciple of Genghis Swan
 * 21:38:51: Zoder: Write poetry, and then rap said poetry.
 * 21:38:55: The Crusader of Truth: ayy
 * 21:38:59: The Beartooth: Why be a rapper when you can rock?
 * 21:39:04: Nekyn Alb: he taught me everything I know about poetry of all kinds
 * 21:39:08: ShawnCognitionCP: Let's form a rap group
 * 21:39:14: Nekyn Alb: Why would I want to be a stone
 * 21:39:15: The Beartooth: Fuck you
 * 21:39:17: The Crusader of Truth: /Roses are red/Violets are blue/I've got a gun/Give me your money or I'll shoot you/
 * 21:39:24: The Beartooth: Roses are red
 * 21:39:27: ShawnCognitionCP: No Celtic swine are allowed
 * 21:39:29: The Beartooth: Violets are blue
 * 21:39:31: Zoder: Wow Crus, you've got a future.
 * 21:39:32: ShawnCognitionCP: Only those of Aryan bloodlines
 * 21:39:34: Nekyn Alb: /nigga bruh gucci/
 * 21:39:36: The Beartooth: Harambe is not dead
 * 21:39:41: ShawnCognitionCP: Italians, Germans, Saxons, ect
 * 21:39:44: The Crusader of Truth: Gucci gucci gucci
 * 21:39:50: The Crusader of Truth: gucci gucci
 * 21:39:51: The Beartooth: Shawn
 * 21:39:53: The Crusader of Truth: gucci
 * 21:39:58: The Beartooth: Youre name is Irish
 * 21:40:06: The Beartooth: Dy mthrfckr
 * 21:40:13: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 21:40:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes, meaning Gift from God.
 * 21:40:23: Nekyn Alb: only american bitches need to be censored
 * 21:40:26: ShawnCognitionCP: There exists such thing as name modernization.
 * 21:40:36: The Beartooth: Well
 * 21:40:38: ShawnCognitionCP: Names haven't been isolated by area since globalization first became a recognized event.
 * 21:40:42: Nekyn Alb: Gucci is the modernization
 * 21:40:53: The Beartooth: You would be a disgrace to Ireland anyways
 * 21:40:58: ShawnCognitionCP: Lol okay
 * 21:41:06: ShawnCognitionCP: Literally Scotland but worse
 * 21:41:12: Nekyn Alb: ayyy
 * 21:41:14: The Beartooth: You are alreay a disgrace to humanity
 * 21:41:18: The Beartooth: Alreadt
 * 21:41:23: The Beartooth: Already
 * 21:41:23: ShawnCognitionCP: Lol
 * 21:41:26: Nekyn Alb: try again
 * 21:41:35: Nekyn Alb: please
 * 21:41:37: The Beartooth: I did it you fucking Nazi
 * 21:41:44: Nekyn Alb: it's still wrong
 * 21:41:52: The Crusader of Truth: Nekyn is a proud Nazi tho
 * 21:41:56: Nekyn Alb: Indeed
 * 21:42:01: The Crusader of Truth: ^see>
 * 21:42:04: The Crusader of Truth: *?
 * 21:42:07: The Beartooth: God save the Queen
 * 21:42:07: Nekyn Alb: Heil und Gesundheit dir
 * 21:42:12: The Beartooth: Her fascist regime
 * 21:42:24: ShawnCognitionCP: >I'm a proud Irish Nationalist
 * 21:42:27: ShawnCognitionCP: >Hates Nationalists
 * 21:42:28: ShawnCognitionCP: ?????]
 * 21:42:35: The Beartooth: -Sex Pistols quote
 * 21:42:45: ShawnCognitionCP: If you're an Irish Nationalist you're already fairly close to Nazism.
 * 21:42:57: The Beartooth: Nazis are left wing
 * 21:43:00: ShawnCognitionCP: what
 * 21:43:06: ShawnCognitionCP: They're upper-mid shifted right
 * 21:43:15: The Beartooth: National Socialists
 * 21:43:18: The Beartooth: Nazis
 * 21:43:20: ShawnCognitionCP: National Socialism is not Socialism
 * 21:43:26: Nekyn Alb: Nationalsozialisten!
 * 21:43:35: The Beartooth: Get a life Shawn
 * 21:43:36: ShawnCognitionCP: National Socialism has some of the most right wing views there
 * 21:43:45: ShawnCognitionCP: >says get a life when corrected
 * 21:43:47: ShawnCognitionCP: Hahaha
 * 21:45:43: Nekyn Alb: My cat won't cuddle with me
 * 21:45:45: Nekyn Alb: I'm sad
 * 21:45:54: Nekyn Alb: It hurt my very soul
 * 21:45:59: Nekyn Alb: Is this love?
 * 21:46:03: Nekyn Alb: Poetry right there
 * 21:46:06: The Crusader of Truth: One sided love
 * 21:46:15: Nekyn Alb: tru
 * 21:46:33: Nekyn Alb: She walked on a hot top plate today
 * 21:46:42: Nekyn Alb: so maybe she's just too stupid for love
 * 21:46:43: The Beartooth: Shawn
 * 21:46:55: Nekyn Alb: Komkast o/
 * 21:47:00: Kora Stormblade: hello o.
 * 21:47:02: The Beartooth: O/
 * 21:47:09: ShawnCognitionCP: I'd also like to stress that Aryan is not specifically a "Nazi" term. It was propagandized with the false ideal Aryan was German and Scandinavian blood of select genes for a master race.
 * 21:47:16: ShawnCognitionCP: In reality, Aryan = Indo-Iranian.
 * 21:47:23: ShawnCognitionCP: The majority of Northern and Western Europe.
 * 21:47:29: Nekyn Alb: just refer to the Discord convo
 * 21:47:31: The Beartooth: When I reached Iraq
 * 21:47:33: The Beartooth: I ran
 * 21:47:39: The Beartooth: Ha ha ha
 * 21:47:40: Nekyn Alb: Is Iraq like CHIM
 * 21:47:45: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 21:47:46: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes
 * 21:47:54: Zoder: Don
 * 21:47:56: Zoder: oof
 * 21:47:58: The Beartooth: Iraq is qari spelt backwards
 * 21:48:04: The Beartooth: Qari is Indian
 * 21:48:10: The Beartooth: Indians own Iraq
 * 21:48:26: The Crusader of Truth: Penis is penis spelled penis with the letters of penis in it
 * 21:48:26: Nekyn Alb: Indians don't own the shit they put on the street
 * 21:48:57: Zoder: I missed my opportunity to talk about cats.
 * 21:49:01: Nekyn Alb: update: cat still won't cuddle with me
 * 21:49:04: Zoder: !
 * 21:49:05: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 21:49:07: Nekyn Alb: here it is again
 * 21:49:12: ShawnCognitionCP: Canines are objectively superior to felines
 * 21:49:20: Nekyn Alb: B E G O N E
 * 21:49:22: Zoder: My cat won't cuddle with me either.
 * 21:49:25: The Crusader of Truth: T H O T
 * 21:49:38: ShawnCognitionCP: You can apply objective worth to life in sapience and sentience.
 * 21:49:42: ShawnCognitionCP: Canines are more sapient.
 * 21:49:46: ShawnCognitionCP: Thus, superior.
 * 21:49:51: Nekyn Alb: I like cats more tho
 * 21:50:00: The Beartooth: Did you eat a dictionary Shawn?
 * 21:50:01: Zoder: I only receive affection when she: 1) is kneading on a blanket and I squeeze in and take advantage of it or 2) she's in heat. The latter is not fun.
 * 21:50:21: ShawnCognitionCP: >did you eat a dictionary
 * 21:50:22: The Crusader of Truth: I only receive affection when
 * 21:50:24: The Crusader of Truth: Oh wait
 * 21:50:26: ShawnCognitionCP: >three syllable words
 * 21:50:27: ShawnCognitionCP: Kek
 * 21:50:54: The Beartooth: You probably ate it because you were too retarded to see it wasnt tide pods
 * 21:50:57: Nekyn Alb: They are superior in the sense that you don't need to do shit with them but wiggle a string or throw anything
 * 21:51:29: ShawnCognitionCP: Beartooth trying too hard to be edgy deserves quoted
 * 21:51:34: Zoder: My other cat has become prone to going outdoors. He is now a grump and refuses to give me any attention unless he's asking for Temptations.
 * 21:51:43: ShawnCognitionCP: I can just hear the Five Finger Death Punch playing on an open Youtube tab of his
 * 21:51:51: Nekyn Alb: I'll tempt him (kappa)
 * 21:52:02: ShawnCognitionCP: oof
 * 21:52:31: Zoder: Cursed wifi.
 * 21:52:41: ShawnCognitionCP: internet speed begon
 * 21:52:47: ShawnCognitionCP: not begone btw
 * 21:52:55: ShawnCognitionCP: be*go*n
 * 21:52:56: Nekyn Alb: My cat escaped four days after I got it (wasn't supposed to go out) and returned a week later
 * 21:53:04: ShawnCognitionCP: New word
 * 21:53:08: ShawnCognitionCP: Synonyms include begone
 * 21:53:15: Nekyn Alb: begogo power rangers
 * 21:53:17: Kora Stormblade: begone thot
 * 21:53:41: Corzo of Kakariko: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eogJ8tkx730
 * 21:53:42: Corzo of Kakariko: awww
 * 21:53:43: KINMUNE: Drilling a hole in a living Egg... to save it
 * 21:53:44: Kora Stormblade: o hey it worked
 * 21:53:49: Zoder: I //will// drown my router in the snow until it pleads for mercy. I //will//.
 * 21:53:57: Corzo of Kakariko: listen to the first part
 * 21:54:08: Corzo of Kakariko: the emu in the egg is responding to his whistling
 * 21:54:12: Nekyn Alb: Does it main Hanzo or what?
 * 21:54:29: Nekyn Alb: emu eggs have the hardest shells
 * 21:54:40: Corzo of Kakariko: yes
 * 21:54:42: Corzo of Kakariko: they do
 * 21:54:44: Nekyn Alb: a stark contrast to emo shells
 * 21:54:47: Corzo of Kakariko: lol
 * 21:55:09: Corzo of Kakariko: is it weird that i once had a pet armadillo
 * 21:55:10: Zoder: "in a living Egg"
 * 21:55:13: Corzo of Kakariko: yes
 * 21:55:27: Corzo of Kakariko: the bird could not hatch on its own
 * 21:55:32: Nekyn Alb: will the egg be able to walk on its own one day?
 * 21:55:36: Corzo of Kakariko: so he drilled a careful hole in it so it could breathe
 * 21:55:37: Corzo of Kakariko: well
 * 21:55:37: Corzo of Kakariko: tbf
 * 21:55:39: Corzo of Kakariko: the egg
 * 21:55:42: Nekyn Alb: how do eggs feed? Photosynthesis?
 * 21:55:44: Corzo of Kakariko: is a living thig technically
 * 21:55:53: Corzo of Kakariko: at least at certains tages
 * 21:55:58: ShawnCognitionCP: The egg is not a living thing at all.
 * 21:56:00: Corzo of Kakariko: its the body
 * 21:56:04: Corzo of Kakariko: that contains a cell
 * 21:56:04: Nekyn Alb: what
 * 21:56:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Developing animal is the living thing.
 * 21:56:18: Nekyn Alb: eggs are bird torsos, TIL
 * 21:56:19: Corzo of Kakariko: youre telling me that the egg yoke, a litral cell
 * 21:56:25: ShawnCognitionCP: Egg yolk
 * 21:56:26: Corzo of Kakariko: is not a living thing or organic material
 * 21:56:28: ShawnCognitionCP: Not the literal shell
 * 21:56:31: Kora Stormblade: ^
 * 21:56:36: Nekyn Alb: ^
 * 21:56:36: Corzo of Kakariko: im talking about th egg
 * 21:56:40: ShawnCognitionCP: No
 * 21:56:41: Corzo of Kakariko: the yoke is part of the gg
 * 21:56:42: Corzo of Kakariko: lmao
 * 21:56:45: ShawnCognitionCP: You're talking about the egg yolk
 * 21:56:52: Corzo of Kakariko: the yoke is part of the gg
 * 21:56:53: Corzo of Kakariko: egg
 * 21:56:56: Kora Stormblade: yes and saying egg includes everything like the shell
 * 21:57:05: ShawnCognitionCP: The contained material within the egg, connected to the shell by nutrient systems
 * 21:57:17: ShawnCognitionCP: The egg itself is the shell meant to protect the inner holdings.
 * 21:57:35: Corzo of Kakariko: i mean, the inside are also parts of it
 * 21:57:57: Corzo of Kakariko: much like a cell has organelles
 * 21:58:05: Corzo of Kakariko: the egg is at least, organic matieral
 * 21:58:14: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes
 * 21:58:28: Corzo of Kakariko: which contains living parts
 * 21:58:42: ShawnCognitionCP: Calcium carbonate b
 * 21:58:46: Corzo of Kakariko: the yoke is a part of the eggh
 * 21:59:00: Corzo of Kakariko: so technically, on the whole, the egg is alive
 * 21:59:17: Corzo of Kakariko: im just rationalizing what this guy is saying in the title
 * 21:59:20: ShawnCognitionCP: No, if you want to count it all under the blanket term Egg, you can say the contents of the egg are alive.
 * 21:59:29: Corzo of Kakariko: the contents come from the egg
 * 21:59:33: ShawnCognitionCP: The eggshell remains a protective shell with no systems within it.
 * 21:59:36: Corzo of Kakariko: the egg isnt JUST the shell
 * 21:59:43: Corzo of Kakariko: its also the contents
 * 21:59:47: ShawnCognitionCP: Hence
 * 21:59:49: ShawnCognitionCP: Blanket term
 * 21:59:55: ShawnCognitionCP: and hence my previous message
 * 21:59:59: Corzo of Kakariko: yes, or you could just say
 * 22:00:03: Corzo of Kakariko: the egg is alive
 * 22:00:09: Corzo of Kakariko: certainly the eggshell isnt
 * 22:00:14: Corzo of Kakariko: in the same way our bones arent
 * 22:00:14: ShawnCognitionCP: The egg counts all parts, from shell to yolk- thus, the egg isn't alive.
 * 22:00:20: Corzo of Kakariko: so we arent alive
 * 22:00:26: ShawnCognitionCP: Specific portions of the egg are alive.
 * 22:00:31: Corzo of Kakariko: so we arent alive
 * 22:00:35: The Beartooth: The white is the sperm
 * 22:00:36: Corzo of Kakariko: under a blanket term
 * 22:00:41: ShawnCognitionCP: Logical fallacy
 * 22:00:44: Kora Stormblade: >let me repeat myself maybe ill make sense then
 * 22:00:48: Corzo of Kakariko: our bones arent alive
 * 22:00:52: ShawnCognitionCP: False equivalency
 * 22:00:56: Kora Stormblade: ^
 * 22:00:57: The Beartooth: Our bones are sperm
 * 22:01:03: ShawnCognitionCP: 1. Bones contain marrow and are a system of a living creature
 * 22:01:06: Kora Stormblade: our bones also contain marrow
 * 22:01:08: Corzo of Kakariko: do you even know what he means @kora
 * 22:01:09: Kora Stormblade: yea what shawn said
 * 22:01:12: Kora Stormblade: yea lol
 * 22:01:12: ShawnCognitionCP: 2. Eggs are not a system, the eggshell lacks any system but a nutrient providing one
 * 22:01:18: The Beartooth: Eggs are sperm
 * 22:01:19: ShawnCognitionCP: 3. The yolk itself has those systems
 * 22:01:22: Corzo of Kakariko: so it has a system
 * 22:01:24: ShawnCognitionCP: Eggs aren't sperm hahaha
 * 22:01:27: ShawnCognitionCP: Eggs are fertilized by sperm
 * 22:01:30: Corzo of Kakariko: ^
 * 22:01:32: The Beartooth: I know
 * 22:01:38: ShawnCognitionCP: So why did you say something that stupid?
 * 22:01:42: Corzo of Kakariko: hes memeing
 * 22:01:48: The Beartooth: Because I am fucking stupid
 * 22:01:49: Corzo of Kakariko: if you read what he said earlier
 * 22:01:53: Corzo of Kakariko: he said that bones were sperm
 * 22:02:02: ShawnCognitionCP: Bad shitposts
 * 22:02:06: ShawnCognitionCP: 1/10
 * 22:02:19: Kora Stormblade: imma give it a .5 tbh'
 * 22:02:34: Corzo of Kakariko: under a blanket term, humans are not alive
 * 22:02:36: ShawnCognitionCP: False
 * 22:02:37: Corzo of Kakariko: or rather
 * 22:02:38: ShawnCognitionCP: I explained why
 * 22:02:42: ShawnCognitionCP: Either grasp it or don't
 * 22:02:42: Corzo of Kakariko: we have parts that arent alive
 * 22:02:44: Corzo of Kakariko: i do
 * 22:02:45: Corzo of Kakariko: lol
 * 22:02:48: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes, we have parts that aren't alive.
 * 22:02:55: Kora Stormblade: "Describing a situation where there is a logical and apparent equivalence, but when in fact there is none. A common way for this fallacy to be perpetuated is one shared trait between two subjects is assumed to show equivalence, especially the order of magnitude, when equivalence is not necessarily the logical result."
 * 22:02:57: Corzo of Kakariko: so we arent alive by your logic
 * 22:03:02: The Beartooth: Under a blanket
 * 22:03:02: Nekyn Alb: penises are sperm
 * 22:03:04: ShawnCognitionCP: You completely misunderstood
 * 22:03:08: The Beartooth: I am alive
 * 22:03:18: The Beartooth: Sperm are not sperm
 * 22:03:21: Kora Stormblade: kek
 * 22:03:21: The Beartooth: They perms
 * 22:03:25: ShawnCognitionCP: Corzo
 * 22:03:30: ShawnCognitionCP: A better analogy is saying your clothing is alive
 * 22:03:30: The Beartooth: Sperm wear perms
 * 22:03:33: Corzo of Kakariko: i mean there is a similarity or two between them
 * 22:03:35: ShawnCognitionCP: It's made of organic material
 * 22:03:39: ShawnCognitionCP: It's a shell around a living thing
 * 22:03:40: Kora Stormblade: if you continue being super random without context btw it does count as spam if you do it enough
 * 22:03:40: The Beartooth: Holy shit
 * 22:03:42: Kora Stormblade: just a heads up
 * 22:03:43: ShawnCognitionCP: It's protecting a living thing
 * 22:03:49: The Beartooth: My pants are alive
 * 22:03:49: Corzo of Kakariko: the shell si yes
 * 22:03:50: Corzo of Kakariko: is
 * 22:03:54: Corzo of Kakariko: but the egg isnt just the shell
 * 22:04:04: Corzo of Kakariko: it also refers to the contents
 * 22:04:11: ShawnCognitionCP: The living part of the egg is the yolk. Since "Egg" itself means the entirety, you can not say it is alive because it claims *all* is alive.
 * 22:04:17: Corzo of Kakariko: thats like saying that the contents of the contents of something are alive
 * 22:04:23: The Beartooth: Eggs are chickens in disguise
 * 22:04:35: Corzo of Kakariko: so humans arent alive
 * 22:04:36: Corzo of Kakariko: lol
 * 22:04:39: Kora Stormblade: An egg is the organic vessel containing the zygote in which an animal embryo develops until it can survive on its own; at which point the animal hatches.
 * 22:04:40: ShawnCognitionCP: You're retarded
 * 22:04:43: Corzo of Kakariko: no
 * 22:04:44: Nekyn Alb: are
 * 22:04:46: Kora Stormblade: >egg is the organic //vessel//
 * 22:04:49: ShawnCognitionCP: Not pandering to this topic any longer
 * 22:04:49: Corzo of Kakariko: im jus pointing out the flaw in yur logic
 * 22:04:51: Nekyn Alb: are you melted with your clothes
 * 22:04:55: ShawnCognitionCP: You aren't
 * 22:04:57: Corzo of Kakariko: i am
 * 22:05:01: Nekyn Alb: no u
 * 22:05:01: Corzo of Kakariko: grasp it or dont
 * 22:05:06: ShawnCognitionCP: You're failing to grasp what Kora and I are flawlessly explaining.
 * 22:05:06: Corzo of Kakariko: :)
 * 22:05:09: The Beartooth: Eggsess
 * 22:05:10: Kora Stormblade: corzo just stop lmao
 * 22:05:13: Nekyn Alb: you can grasp me anytime u want
 * 22:05:14: Corzo of Kakariko: you are very wrong
 * 22:05:14: Corzo of Kakariko: lol
 * 22:05:22: Corzo of Kakariko: also dont call me retarded
 * 22:05:29: The Beartooth: Wrong is right if its left
 * 22:05:32: ShawnCognitionCP: Don't be retarded
 * 22:05:35: Corzo of Kakariko: im not
 * 22:05:35: The Beartooth: I am
 * 22:05:42: The Beartooth: (Kappa)
 * 22:06:00: Corzo of Kakariko: if you cant see what im saying
 * 22:06:00: Nekyn Alb: everyone here is retarded
 * 22:06:04: Corzo of Kakariko: you are the retarded one
 * 22:06:11: Kora Stormblade: omfg
 * 22:06:14: Nekyn Alb: except me because I'm aryan mastahrace
 * 22:06:14: ShawnCognitionCP: I can see what you're saying, it's just an uneducated point of view.
 * 22:06:15: The Beartooth: Because we have up syndrome
 * 22:06:16: Kora Stormblade: a literal no u
 * 22:06:20: Corzo of Kakariko: because that exact same ogic can be applied to a human
 * 22:06:23: Corzo of Kakariko: logic
 * 22:06:26: The Beartooth: Ogic
 * 22:06:27: ShawnCognitionCP: It can't
 * 22:06:30: Corzo of Kakariko: it can
 * 22:06:31: Corzo of Kakariko: lol
 * 22:06:34: The Beartooth: Dat ogic the
 * 22:06:37: ShawnCognitionCP: Your analogy is a logical fallacy under false equivalence
 * 22:06:41: The Beartooth: Woaj
 * 22:06:43: The Beartooth: Woah
 * 22:06:45: ShawnCognitionCP: The egg is an organic vessel containing a living yolk
 * 22:06:55: Corzo of Kakariko: 5:04
 * 22:06:57: The Beartooth: Egs ar fur eeting
 * 22:07:01: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes
 * 22:07:02: Nekyn Alb: Shawn is using bigly words
 * 22:07:03: ShawnCognitionCP: I repeat
 * 22:07:04: Corzo of Kakariko: if it were stated the same way
 * 22:07:12: Corzo of Kakariko: it would refer to humans or anything else as well
 * 22:07:13: ShawnCognitionCP: The skeletal system is a system of a living creature
 * 22:07:14: The Beartooth: Egs are ovals
 * 22:07:21: ShawnCognitionCP: an Eggshell is not a system of a living creature
 * 22:07:24: ShawnCognitionCP: It is a vessel
 * 22:07:26: The Beartooth: It a shel
 * 22:07:29: Corzo of Kakariko: but the bones themselves are not alive
 * 22:07:31: ShawnCognitionCP: It's like saying your blanket is alive because it contains you.
 * 22:07:36: Nekyn Alb: like a cryochamber
 * 22:07:38: ShawnCognitionCP: They are a system.
 * 22:07:43: ShawnCognitionCP: Such as the nervous system.
 * 22:07:44: Corzo of Kakariko: the blanket isnt a part of me though
 * 22:07:46: The Beartooth: The bons have boners
 * 22:07:51: ShawnCognitionCP: Neither is the egg.
 * 22:08:02: Corzo of Kakariko: the contents are a part of the egg
 * 22:08:04: The Beartooth: Blankets are part of me
 * 22:08:04: ShawnCognitionCP: The egg contains and is connected by thin membrane which is easily breakable.
 * 22:08:08: Kora Stormblade: ^^
 * 22:08:14: The Beartooth: I am one with the bed
 * 22:08:19: ShawnCognitionCP: The membrane *exists* to break.
 * 22:08:21: Kora Stormblade: the bird can be grown without the egg itself
 * 22:08:24: ShawnCognitionCP: ^
 * 22:08:24: Corzo of Kakariko: and?
 * 22:08:29: Kora Stormblade: and what?
 * 22:08:33: The Beartooth: Egs are lit shit
 * 22:08:36: Corzo of Kakariko: i can grow a human in a petri dish
 * 22:08:36: ShawnCognitionCP: The egg isn't a part of the bird.
 * 22:08:46: ShawnCognitionCP: It is the vessel of the bird.
 * 22:08:47: Kora Stormblade: corzo just stop ffs lmao
 * 22:08:50: The Beartooth: The bird shits out an egg
 * 22:09:01: ShawnCognitionCP: Is the womb a part of your body while developing?
 * 22:09:05: Corzo of Kakariko: see, the instant i say something against you you tell me to stop
 * 22:09:05: Corzo of Kakariko: and yes
 * 22:09:09: The Beartooth: Shawn
 * 22:09:11: The Beartooth: I dunno
 * 22:09:14: ShawnCognitionCP: Should the womb eject from the female along with the infant?
 * 22:09:15: The Beartooth: I am not a woman
 * 22:09:22: Corzo of Kakariko: no?
 * 22:09:25: The Beartooth: Shawn that gross now
 * 22:09:27: Corzo of Kakariko: the womb is a fleshy sac
 * 22:09:28: ShawnCognitionCP: Because it's not a part of it.
 * 22:09:30: ShawnCognitionCP: It's a vessel.
 * 22:09:34: The Beartooth: Haha fleshy sac
 * 22:09:38: ShawnCognitionCP: It exists to hold it while it develops.
 * 22:09:42: ShawnCognitionCP: So does the egg.
 * 22:09:43: Nekyn Alb: it doesn't? I thought it would shoot out and open with a "tshhh", revealing the newborn
 * 22:09:55: Kora Stormblade: bear did you get my pms
 * 22:09:57: Corzo of Kakariko: but yeah
 * 22:09:59: ShawnCognitionCP: eject your womb onto my face like an organic tar mask
 * 22:10:00: Corzo of Kakariko: dont call me retarded
 * 22:10:09: Corzo of Kakariko: thats the shittiest insult there is
 * 22:10:11: Kora Stormblade: you called him it tho
 * 22:10:12: Kora Stormblade: so
 * 22:10:13: Kora Stormblade: /:
 * 22:10:16: Corzo of Kakariko: and only exists to show how dumb you are
 * 22:10:20: Kora Stormblade: lol
 * 22:10:22: Corzo of Kakariko: i used it to illustrate a point
 * 22:10:23: ShawnCognitionCP: kek
 * 22:10:44: Corzo of Kakariko: i was not seriously insulting him
 * 22:10:49: Kora Stormblade: illustrate a point, by basically ad hominem
 * 22:10:51: ShawnCognitionCP: Retarded is a genuine term which can be used to mean a learning disability.
 * 22:10:52: Kora Stormblade: so great
 * 22:10:55: ShawnCognitionCP: Not Ad Hominem.
 * 22:11:02: ShawnCognitionCP: "You're wrong, retard" = Insult
 * 22:11:03: Kora Stormblade: eh i thoiught it was when i read it
 * 22:11:08: ShawnCognitionCP: "You're wrong because you're retarded" = Ad Hominem
 * 22:11:13: Kora Stormblade: oh shit right
 * 22:11:14: The Beartooth: R wee stil tawking abowt egs?
 * 22:11:28: Kora Stormblade: bear did you read my pm
 * 22:11:31: Kora Stormblade: im about to kick you lol
 * 22:11:38: Kora Stormblade: so you probably should
 * 22:11:42: The Beartooth: Whats a pum?
 * 22:11:46: The Beartooth: Pm?
 * 22:11:53: Kora Stormblade: private message
 * 22:12:06: The Beartooth: How do I access that?
 * 22:12:20: Kora Stormblade: "bear if youre going to continue to be random i will likely have to kick, so just please stop
 * 22:12:32: ShawnCognitionCP: Click her username of the list of users to the right.
 * 22:12:36: Corzo of Kakariko: shawn, when you use things like flawless to describe your arguments it just comes accross as arrogant
 * 22:12:40: ShawnCognitionCP: The third option should be Private Message.
 * 22:12:54: Corzo of Kakariko: just making sure you know thats how it would be taken
 * 22:13:23: The Beartooth: Got it
 * 22:13:26: ShawnCognitionCP: Me? Arrogant?
 * 22:13:28: Kora Stormblade: alright
 * 22:13:28: The Beartooth: I cease now
 * 22:13:35: Corzo of Kakariko: yeah
 * 22:13:37: Kora Stormblade: o shit
 * 22:13:41: Corzo of Kakariko: its how it comes off
 * 22:13:48: ShawnCognitionCP: I want anything but to come across as arrogant. This is troubling news.
 * 22:13:59: Corzo of Kakariko: sarcasm?
 * 22:14:18: ShawnCognitionCP: whats a sarcasm
 * 22:14:18: Corzo of Kakariko: really?
 * 22:14:21: The Beartooth: I dunno. It seems awfully suspicious
 * 22:14:23: Corzo of Kakariko: jesus
 * 22:14:33: Corzo of Kakariko: see i hate trolls like this
 * 22:14:33: The Beartooth: I am
 * 22:14:39: Corzo of Kakariko: brings the entire human race down
 * 22:14:47: The Beartooth: Thats you mate
 * 22:14:53: Corzo of Kakariko: no
 * 22:14:54: Corzo of Kakariko: lol
 * 22:14:57: ShawnCognitionCP: A guy making a sarcastic remark on an online chat room brings the entire human race downwards.
 * 22:15:04: ShawnCognitionCP: Good priorities
 * 22:15:06: Corzo of Kakariko: yeah
 * 22:15:06: The Beartooth: Nah
 * 22:15:13: The Beartooth: Kim Jong Un does
 * 22:15:22: Corzo of Kakariko: one sec
 * 22:15:56: Kora Stormblade: oh he gon bring some f a c t s
 * 22:16:12: The Beartooth: 1. The human is an animal
 * 22:16:20: The Beartooth: 2. The eggs are edible
 * 22:16:29: The Beartooth: They ma facts where yours?
 * 22:18:00: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 22:18:07: The Beartooth: L'oof
 * 22:18:12: The Beartooth: French for eggs
 * 22:18:15: The Beartooth: L"
 * 22:18:32: The Beartooth: L'oeuf it is actually
 * 22:19:46: Corzo of Kakariko: back
 * 22:19:56: The Beartooth: Facts?
 * 22:20:11: Corzo of Kakariko: @kora, someone was at my door you asshole
 * 22:20:23: Corzo of Kakariko: FYA
 * 22:20:26: Corzo of Kakariko: FYI*
 * 22:20:32: The Beartooth: Was the facts at your door?
 * 22:20:34: The Beartooth: Were
 * 22:20:41: The Beartooth: FYA
 * 22:20:46: The Beartooth: (Laughing)
 * 22:20:52: Corzo of Kakariko: shut up bear
 * Kora Stormblade kicked Corzo of Kakariko
 * 22:21:05: The Beartooth: Lol
 * 22:21:13: Corzo of Kakariko: what was that for
 * 22:21:21: The Beartooth: For being a dick probs
 * 22:21:24: Kora Stormblade: Stop being salty af and aggressive or you'll be banned
 * 22:21:27: Corzo of Kakariko: he started it first
 * 22:21:30: Nekyn Alb: Crus, I found out that the Psijic Endeavor is written both with OU and O in texts
 * 22:21:31: Kora Stormblade: Doesnt matter
 * 22:21:33: The Beartooth: Wot?
 * 22:21:35: Corzo of Kakariko: and im not being salty
 * 22:21:43: Corzo of Kakariko: you know what? fuck it. go ahear
 * 22:21:43: Kora Stormblade: Then stop what youre doing, lol
 * 22:21:44: Nekyn Alb: >he started it first
 * 22:21:45: Corzo of Kakariko: ahead*
 * 22:21:56: Kora Stormblade: Nah, I'll leave you here for now
 * 22:22:05: The Beartooth: More fun that way
 * 22:22:07: Corzo of Kakariko: maybe you not make threats then
 * 22:22:20: Kora Stormblade: Its not really a threat if youre violating rules lol
 * 22:22:24: The Beartooth: She a fucking moderator dude
 * 22:22:26: Kora Stormblade: Im not going to ban cos you asked for one
 * 22:22:27: The Beartooth: Or is it he
 * 22:22:28: Corzo of Kakariko: so ban shanw
 * 22:22:30: Corzo of Kakariko: shawn
 * 22:22:31: ShawnCognitionCP: I started it by explaining basic biology
 * 22:22:31: Kora Stormblade: Im going to ban if you break rules
 * 22:22:34: ShawnCognitionCP: Kek
 * 22:22:36: Kora Stormblade: he hasnt done anything wrong so?
 * 22:22:36: Corzo of Kakariko: no
 * 22:22:44: Corzo of Kakariko: you started it by insulting my intelligence
 * 22:22:58: ShawnCognitionCP: Sounds like a victimless crime to me
 * 22:23:04: Kora Stormblade: so you did it back, and I let that all pass, and now youre being aggressive for no reason
 * 22:23:06: The Beartooth: His mind was murdered
 * 22:23:10: Corzo of Kakariko: no reason?
 * 22:23:11: Nekyn Alb: Shawn gets extra protection because he's still almost a toddler and he's too cute to be banned
 * 22:23:11: Corzo of Kakariko: lol
 * 22:23:12: Kora Stormblade: ie calling me an asshole and telling users to shut up
 * 22:23:29: Corzo of Kakariko: you fucking gave me a passing shot as i was leaving
 * 22:23:48: Kora Stormblade: By making a comment about facts lol
 * 22:23:49: Kora Stormblade: o k
 * 22:23:50: Corzo of Kakariko: and bear isnt helping the conversation
 * 22:23:58: Corzo of Kakariko: you were doing that to make me mad
 * 22:23:59: Corzo of Kakariko: lol
 * 22:24:00: ShawnCognitionCP: I get special treatment because I'm an artificial intelligence designed, programmed, and deployed by Flightmare to downtalk Crusader
 * 22:24:08: Corzo of Kakariko: "OH NOES HES GONNA BRING DA FAX"
 * 22:24:10: Kora Stormblade: I did that to make a humourous comment lol
 * 22:24:28: Corzo of Kakariko: suure
 * 22:24:35: The Beartooth: *sure
 * 22:24:50: Kora Stormblade: dont see why youre being so bent on this
 * 22:24:50: Nekyn Alb: brb
 * 22:24:56: The Beartooth: R u japanese,
 * 22:24:59: The Beartooth: ?
 * 22:26:12: The Beartooth: @Corzi
 * 22:26:15: The Beartooth: Cirzo
 * 22:26:23: The Beartooth: Corzo
 * 22:28:51: The Beartooth: https://youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts
 * 22:28:53: KINMUNE: The Cranberries - Zombie
 * 22:29:08: The Beartooth: Oh wait did I post this before?
 * 22:29:18: The Beartooth: I think I dif
 * 22:29:20: The Beartooth: Did
 * 22:29:26: Zoder: You did.
 * 22:29:44: The Beartooth: My memory is fucked
 * 22:31:22: The Beartooth: https://youtu.be/iX1UYd4r3Fw
 * 22:31:23: KINMUNE: Asphalt Ballet - hell's kitchen
 * 22:31:40: The Beartooth: These are fucking awesome rock band
 * 22:36:56: The Crusader of Truth: RIP geese
 * 22:37:13: The Crusader of Truth: I saw a flock of geese fly south but it's like 30 degrees outside
 * 22:38:49: Nekyn Alb: Flock the geese!
 * 22:39:07: The Crusader of Truth: Aw fuck
 * 22:39:10: The Crusader of Truth: I have school tomorrow
 * 22:42:43: Zoder: I don't.
 * 22:43:53: The Crusader of Truth: (angry)
 * 22:43:57: Zoder: The tables have turned, you insufferable bastard. You now must be jealous of me and my no school agenda.
 * 22:44:30: Zoder: I misused the word "agenda" but you get my point.
 * 22:45:44: Zoder: Or wait, did I misuse it?
 * 22:45:46: Zoder: Agh, whatever.
 * 22:46:04: Zoder: :)
 * 22:46:50: The Crusader of Truth: Welp, time to get a namechange to Insufferable Bastard
 * 22:47:21: Zoder: oof
 * 22:47:43: Zoder: You have to make a new account with the username "Insufferable Bastard" and your account with 30K+ edits must be deleted.
 * 22:47:45: Zoder: Feel my w r a t h.
 * 22:48:43: Zoder: Hello Test.
 * 22:48:50: Zoder: Quick, say something insulting to Crus.
 * 22:49:04: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 22:49:16: Zoder: .. and don't you dare say "something insulting to Crus"
 * 22:50:02: The Crusader of Truth: Look, you scared him away
 * 22:50:11: Zoder: That's not uncommon.
 * 22:50:15: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 22:50:36: KINMUNE: Hello there, Beauxregarde!
 * 22:51:04: Nekyn Alb: Hi
 * 22:51:12: Zoder: Hello there.
 * 22:51:13: Beauxregarde: Hey
 * 22:51:18: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 22:51:28: Beauxregarde: Hi
 * 22:52:41: Beauxregarde: How is everyone
 * 22:53:04: Zoder: There are so many words to describe how I am.
 * 22:53:08: Zoder: I'll settle with "not great"
 * 22:53:25: Beauxregarde: What's wrong?
 * 22:53:26: Zoder: You?
 * 22:53:32: Zoder: oof
 * 22:53:34: The Crusader of Truth: About as good as I normally am. Working on the weekly update.
 * 22:53:53: Beauxregarde: Nice
 * 22:54:08: The Crusader of Truth: yee
 * 22:55:03: Zoder: Crus, your use of periods is inconsistent. You've been using punctuation more often than usual, but you still don't always punctuate. Why is that?
 * 22:55:13: The Crusader of Truth: I'm lazy
 * 22:55:21: Zoder: .. but only for certain sentences.
 * 22:55:31: ShawnCognitionCP: He's periodically lazy
 * 22:55:32: The Crusader of Truth: Yes
 * 22:55:36: Zoder: Other sentences get the full treatment. That's sentence discrimination.
 * 22:55:41: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa).
 * 22:55:51: Zoder: oof
 * 22:56:12: The Crusader of Truth: Can we pause to appreciate what Shawn said?
 * 22:56:27: Zoder: I don't have words to appreciate what Shawn said.
 * 22:56:32: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 22:56:33: Zoder: What Shawn said was Godly and brilliant.
 * 22:56:57: Beauxregarde: Lmao
 * 22:59:31: The Beartooth: What did Shawn say that was so marvellous
 * 22:59:33: The Beartooth: ?
 * 22:59:40: ShawnCognitionCP: Zoder
 * 23:00:00: The Beartooth: Oh wow
 * 23:00:07: The Beartooth: That was amazing
 * 23:00:13: Zoder: Wasn't it?
 * 23:00:15: The Crusader of Truth: I mean, it's not wrong. xD
 * 23:00:17: The Beartooth: Sarcasm intended
 * 23:00:18: Zoder: I'm in awe.
 * 23:00:33: ShawnCognitionCP: I am literally superior to Christ.
 * 23:00:46: Zoder: We can make a religion out of this.
 * 23:00:50: The Beartooth: Did he just say
 * 23:00:54: The Beartooth: No
 * 23:00:56: The Beartooth: Why
 * 23:01:05: The Beartooth: Nobody beat Lemmy Kilmester
 * 23:01:08: The Beartooth: Nobody!
 * 23:01:27: ShawnCognitionCP: To say that being superior to Christ is being superior to Lemmy is to say that Lemmy himself is lesser than Christ.
 * 23:01:35: ShawnCognitionCP: This is false.
 * 23:02:56: The Beartooth: Lemmy is one Lemmy is all
 * 23:03:23: The Beartooth: You are Lemmy I am Lemmy he is Lemmy
 * 23:03:30: The Beartooth: Lemmy didnt die
 * 23:03:35: The Beartooth: God just went home
 * 23:03:49: ShawnCognitionCP: CHIM is achieved by realizing everyone is Lemmy yet retaining your individuality
 * 23:04:37: The Crusader of Truth: Weekly update is out: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:1000729
 * 23:04:58: Zoder: That somehow reminds me that I have to go release my snowball.
 * 23:05:02: Zoder: I forgot, agh.
 * 23:06:17: The Crusader of Truth: damnit kora
 * 23:06:22: The Crusader of Truth: stole my edit
 * 23:06:25: Kora Stormblade: yuh
 * 23:06:27: The Crusader of Truth: (angry)
 * 23:06:32: The Beartooth: Ban her
 * 23:06:55: The Beartooth: Or is she a him? Or is he a she?
 * 23:07:20: Zoder: Or is Kora Kora?
 * 23:07:52: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxLJcaGAlpU
 * 23:07:54: KINMUNE: Blind Guardian - War Of The Thrones
 * 23:09:21: The Beartooth: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
 * 23:10:04: The Beartooth: My life is as useless as the "G" in Lasagna
 * 23:10:50: The Crusader of Truth: Considering that meme is literally years old, yes
 * 23:12:12: The Beartooth: Wot?
 * 23:12:21: The Beartooth: Wot?!
 * 23:12:26: The Beartooth: That is a meme?
 * 23:12:32: The Crusader of Truth: Yes
 * 23:12:42: The Beartooth: Why is everything I create already a reality?
 * 23:12:44: The Crusader of Truth: A meme about as dead as any chance for you to be loved
 * 23:12:44: Zoder: I threw the snowball into the snow..
 * 23:12:47: The Beartooth: Damn.
 * 23:12:47: Zoder: .. and it sunk right down.
 * 23:12:49: The Beartooth: You.
 * 23:12:52: The Beartooth: Reality!
 * 23:12:56: Zoder: It's just a block of ice in the middle of everything now.
 * 23:13:03: The Beartooth: Crus
 * 23:13:06: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 23:13:09: Zoder: I put new snow into a plastic bag and then placed it in the freezer for next year.
 * 23:13:13: The Beartooth: I had a girlfriend once
 * 23:13:16: The Beartooth: She loved
 * 23:13:17: The Beartooth: Me
 * 23:13:18: The Crusader of Truth: /once/
 * 23:13:21: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 23:13:25: The Beartooth: But then she didnt
 * 23:13:25: The Crusader of Truth: /once/
 * 23:13:32: The Crusader of Truth: Can't say I blame her
 * 23:13:40: The Beartooth: Neithrr can I
 * 23:13:57: The Beartooth: She was 4.5 ft
 * 23:14:03: The Beartooth: She was groot
 * 23:14:03: Zoder: oof
 * 23:14:09: ShawnCognitionCP: "I had a girlfriend once
 * 23:14:54: The Beartooth: I know
 * 23:15:16: The Beartooth: Fuck it anyway its better being single
 * 23:15:20: The Crusader of Truth: I've dated an asshole and a Beluga whale
 * 23:15:27: Zoder: Why is everything Shawn does worth appreciating?
 * 23:15:27: The Crusader of Truth: I'm happy both of them are gone
 * 23:16:01: ShawnCognitionCP: Crusader, hopefully your experiences have forced you to accept the key tenant of human emotion
 * 23:16:02: The Beartooth: Was it a beluga whale asshole?
 * 23:16:03: ShawnCognitionCP: No fat chicks
 * 23:16:18: The Beartooth: I have an Elephant who thinks I am hot
 * 23:16:23: The Beartooth: Please kill me
 * 23:16:26: The Beartooth: Niw
 * 23:16:27: ShawnCognitionCP: /No fat chicks/
 * 23:16:31: ShawnCognitionCP: blubber begone
 * 23:16:37: The Beartooth: Begone
 * 23:16:41: The Beartooth: Elephant
 * 23:18:22: The Beartooth: Why is there a light in the fridge when eating food at night gives you nightmares?
 * 23:19:02: ShawnCognitionCP: That is false.
 * 23:19:18: ShawnCognitionCP: "Sleep and Food. According to Medline Plus, eating right before bed can increase your metabolism and increase your brain's overnight activity, leading to dreams and nightmares. Some substances such as alcohol and nicotine cause a lighter sleep and prevent REM sleep, which decreases dreaming." -Livestrong Report
 * 23:19:18: The Beartooth: Kill me now
 * 23:19:45: ShawnCognitionCP: It increases likelihood of dreaming in general, nightmare or not.
 * 23:19:50: ShawnCognitionCP: Also, it does mean /right/ before bed.
 * 23:19:58: ShawnCognitionCP: Within half an hour or so of sleep.
 * 23:20:19: The Beartooth: I will put vodka in the IV bags
 * 23:26:46: KINMUNE: Hello there, Hip to Be Square!
 * 23:27:10: The Beartooth: O/
 * 23:29:59: Zoder: Is being square a lifestyle now?
 * 23:31:29: The Beartooth: No
 * 23:31:43: The Beartooth: I am a circle
 * 23:32:53: The Crusader of Truth: The heck
 * 23:33:04: The Crusader of Truth: I qualify for a scholarship because I simply exist?
 * 23:33:29: The Crusader of Truth: What kind of dumbass wastes that kind of money lmao
 * 23:34:10: Kora Stormblade: apply for that scholarship ffs its free money
 * 23:34:38: The Crusader of Truth: nibba you bet I am
 * 23:34:54: Zoder: You've got to be better at existing than everyone else applying though.
 * 23:35:28: The Beartooth: Crus is shit at existing
 * 23:35:36: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 23:35:50: The Crusader of Truth: "Estimated Odds of Winning:
 * 23:35:54: The Crusader of Truth: oooof
 * 23:36:01: The Crusader of Truth: Well doesn't hurt to appl
 * 23:36:03: The Crusader of Truth: y
 * 23:38:18: The Beartooth: Yeah it does you lose your left ball
 * 23:41:29: The Crusader of Truth: Oshit
 * 23:41:42: The Crusader of Truth: This site says I qualify for a $100,000 scholarship
 * 23:41:49: The Crusader of Truth: I mean, I'm not going to that college
 * 23:41:50: The Crusader of Truth: But oshit
 * 23:42:44: Zoder: Oshit indeed.
 * 23:42:57: Kora Stormblade: tf that could pay for a house
 * 23:57:09: The Crusader of Truth: http://www.barbizonmodeling.com/scholarship-sweepstakes-official-rules
 * 23:57:31: The Beartooth: Spam
 * 23:57:42: The Crusader of Truth: You want a house, Kora? (kappa)
 * 23:58:21: Kora Stormblade: noice
 * 23:59:13: The Beartooth: Congrats! You won a one roomed mud hut in Namibia