Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16047389-20131209221845

I'm bored again, and Nazeem has gotten away with his hubris for way too long! Let's come up with a tale of how Nazeem's life suddenly went to hell. Each post will get one sentence to tell how Nazeem's life continues to go from bad to worse.

Rules:

- Each new addition must be a continuation from the last one.

- Nazeem cannot die. We want to draw out his suffering as long as possible.

- Try not to go over the top with physical injuries. There's only so much one can do when Nazeem was burned to a pile of ashes by a passing Dragon.

Here's an example:

(First Post)

Nazeem was walking up the stairs to the Cloud District, when he fell down a flight of stairs.

(Second Post)

Upon reaching the bottom, he was kicked in the face by Lars Battle-Born, who wasn't watching where he was running.

(Third post)

After getting up, Nazeem was immediately suplexed by the Dragonborn and broke two of his teeth.

We'll start off with this... 