User blog comment:The Milkman/Life Lessons From Skyrim, Part II/@comment-5650829-20121204194733/@comment-3444868-20130310142947

My charater, Hallbjørn, is the Dragonborn of legend who has defeated Alduin the World-Eater and mastered the art of Thu'um, Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Guild Master of the Thieves Guild, one of only three Nightingales, Harbinger of the Companions, a member of the Bards College, a Blades member (sort of, I haven't killed Parthy), a warrior of the Dawnguard, a warrior/captain/general of the Stormcloaks & slayer of General Tullius; they call me  Stormblade, Thane of all nine Holds, Champion of Boethiah, Clavicus Vile, Hermaeus Mora, Hircine (I'm also a Werewolf), Malacath, Mehrunes Dagon, Mephala, Meridia, Molag Bal, Peryite, Sanguine, and Sheogorath, and pretty much everything else badass. Guards think I'm just some loser and no one seems to connect the dots. I'm important damn it!!!