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Wolverine fur is delicious, but it has fleas to attack white Anglo-Saxon invaders from Mars. The sentinel counters are legitimate broken contraptions built on a mutant skeever bunny. General Tullius made cupcakes using mead. Diablo of Oblivion exterminated proceding cloned moving Balgruuf's mudcrabs. Sigurd had better mind her stomach, because she ate Balgruuf's throne. Balgruuf finally destroyed Dawnstar's pussy cat of Mordor.

Sauron of Dawnstar killed brushes and cleans toilets with Shadowfax deluxe edition. Nazeem then went broke from Skooma dealing with Klingons eating fresh Skooma abuse pills drastically. Nazeem then murdered chickens furiously in Apocrypha. Birds peck Olfrid Grey-Mane, because Nazeem loves gay people because of He. They finally had enough with Spongebob and Patrick. Therefore, Balgruuf kills Nazeem using bottles of children made Finally, Nazeem's brain smushed the Klingon brain with his kitten. Sheogorath hates CHEESE, because of Man. Bananas have a rich hostage who hated bacon sauce.

Dragonsreach houses float negative during frostfall. Kratos and Seth Rogen make pies with Taproots that taste like bubblegum with cabbages. Nazeem was infected with Chlamydia after eating rotten corpses. Wolf had eaten Nazeem's appendix,  because Balgruuf hates orange robots and fish. Skald then flies into Yokuda because he felt adventurous. Afterwards, he took a horker to Dragonsreach with Balgruuf's Steward. Markarth despises Raywilliamjohnson, because of the Pineapple Revolution Express. Balgruuf has gone swagging with Nazir, then Neloth for the ugliest dragon. The wereboar ate Ballin’ Balgruuf's platter, drank his children's whiskey, and absorbed their souls because he disliked them. Good thing anyone who saw Balgruuf's flat taffy treats smell like Cheese and Fried Horker brains that poop tomatoes. Balgruuf then spat chunks of cheese and baked Jarls. Daleks destroy everything that says “moo the cow”.

The dragon Odahviing  flies like emus of Gandalf. Gandalf the Black hates Balgruuf, and eats Daedra spleens flavored with barbecue. Whiterun is addicted to distilled skooma provided by a merchant who is a fish with experience points from earning Balgruuf's “Blessing of swagging hags named Bartholomew the Great Swagger”. Balgruuf likes cleansing Pickled Salesman with Dovahkiin's stinky pie. Giants clubbed Jarl Balgruuf in the toenail, left him a barrel made of sand and Dwarfs carrying Eyes of Falmer Spiders. Whiterun fell from 5000 miles into Oblivion and onto Siddgeir's Palace. Ballin’ Jarl Balgruuf is Swaggin’ like crazy, and jumping Gerdur for Ulfric's potatoes. Somewhere within muffins, which are a delicate scientific treat, who love appletarts sprinkled with sprinkles made of charcoal and chocolate mixed with glass. Mikhael the Awesome likes elderly toenails from Balgruuf’s grandmother from Morthal.

That Balgruuf is one Champion of drinking Awesomeness cream flavored with cheese paste made from gonorrhea Skooma.