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Stanley the Grapefruit, the Daedric Prince of Uselessness

His summon date is the 22nd of Heartfire

Realm: Uselesstopia a land full of Useless Mages, Argonian and Beyond!

Artifact: The Staff of Um... What? A staff that when used turns people into Gameboards

Appearence: A talking Grapefruit from Passwall

Minions: Useless Anonymous Mages prevents me from saying, As the UAM are very touchy on the subject