Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-16047389-20140226184337/@comment-24699244-20140517164406

Sir Mr. Pyromaniac The Third. wrote: Do as you are told mortal vessel! Take the tome to Tolfdir, but, as he is old and senile he will no doubt have misplaced his alembic, so to get in his good books find it beforehand, and perhaps ask our dear old friend, Urag if he's gotten to the Cloud District, then perhaps smash all the display cases, until you find a book titled "The Wabbajack" open it exactly to page 5, and proceed to slap Urag across the face using it's pages before shouting aloud to him "Read this! And all shall become clear. When you have read it, seek me out at the Cloud District and I shall reward you." should he do so, reward him by introducing him to dear old Don't-Drop-The-Soap, for his reward is, you guessed it, rape! This.