Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-14011542-20131003164902/@comment-25286356-20131019023042

Arquen appears, removes her robes, puts on simpson-themed pyjamas, plundges her dagger into a chicken's head and yells

´´Welcome to Black Hand Chicken, may I serve you?``

Then proceeds to mount a cow and ride it to the top of High Hrothgar before sticking a post-it on Arngeir's forehead about discounted Lucien Lachance Sandwiches.