User:HolyTraitor

Welcome to Holy Wyvern!
Greetings, Lads and Lasses! No, I'm not a pirate... For god's sake! Anyways, welcome to my profile! I guess you're here to know more about me, eh? Well, take a seat, child, and hear the story i have to tell.

Who in the sweet heavens are you?!
Well, I am one crazy man. You can call me Holly, HolyWyvern, Holy Wyvern, Hollywood, Holy Wood and other things... I'm addicted to the Elder Scrolls games, Like Skyrim and Oblivion, And also other games, Like... Ehh... I have no idea, actually.

Anyways, I have a dream to be a famous youtuber gamer. I always like to refresh myself with some (actually, a lot. where i live is DAYUM hot!) water. If you want to learn more about me, you need to know one word... The word is...

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!
I'm the most addicted to cheese you'll ever meet. The only thing i eat in the Elder Scrolls games is the cheese. In real life, i eat cheese like crazy. GOTTA LOVA ALL CHEESE!!!

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Also, i worship Sheogorath. That is one of the many reasons i like cheese.