Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24489208-20130911221257

Blah blah blah blah, pretend you are Clavicus Vile and ruin the person-above-you's wish. E.g.:

Me: I wish for something.

You: Granted, but it smells like Lizards because you're useless.

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I thing you get the idea.

Start:

I wish for an Iron Sword. 