User:CynicalEarth

If you got the last one, watch your tone / 'Cause we got a gift for you an' it smells of chloroform / Call me on my cellphone when you're done wit' the foam / I know a guy who's a knight who's gonna drop by yo' home / Guess what'll happen then, you bitter old crone / You'll hit the floor an' he'll be off to roam / The fuck was in that brownie, it's got me feelin' jaune / I woke up layin' next to a pile o' salmon / A walkin', breathin' trench coat cut me a loan / I signed his papers, shook 'is hand and he took on the storm under another form / This guy's got rhymes like a Deathclaw an' he's motherfuckin' Camlorn

You ain't ever gonna get in his head / Try all you want, the light's always red / Drop in announced an' he'll make you visit his shed / Piss 'im off and you'll get turned into a shred (Repeat x2)

He's motherfuckin' Camlorn, baby / He's comin' in hot, you heard me / He's already shit-faced, tipin' the waitress like he's royalty / He'll hit this rave like he's Charlie Sheen / Snortin' coke, blowin' greens and flashin' 'is wheenie / Raidin' clubs an' makin' it rain like he's Charles P Scene / He ain't in with the posse, but he's got a card marked V.I.P / We always split the licks, so you better be ready to get some o' me / Amy Lee, Britney and Jenny Hale, ain't no chick that ain't shined his trophy / He's motherfuckin' Camlorm and he's here to jack your Mercedes

You ain't ever gonna get in his head / Try all you want, the light's always red / Drop in announced an' he'll make you visit his shed / Piss 'im off and you'll get turned into a shred (Repeat x2)

You ain't ever gonna get outta his head / Try all you want, he'll ride you 'til you're dead / Drop in announced and he'll lock you up / Call 'im KFC and he'll fuck you up

~ Kevvy J, Camlorn's Anthem ~


 * All verses and choruses refer to: User:Knight of Camlorn