Jornibret's Last Dance

Effects

 * Permanently increases the Light Armor skill

Morrowind

 * Bal Ur, Shrine (on the boody of Barri)
 * Skaal Village, Snedbrir the Smith (Bloodmoon)
 * Vivec, Curio Manor
 * Vivec, St. Olms Upper North-Two

Oblivion

 * In Bleak Flats Cave, on a wooden table in the southern area of the cave. (Near Erthor during the Skingrad Recommendation Mages Guild quest)
 * On Erthor's person after quest is finished (in the Mages Guild if he catches you trying to take it in his cave.

Skyrim

 * Autumnwatch Tower, on the top of the second tower that does not contain the Thu-um shout Marked For Death on a wooden container.
 * Korvanjund, clenched by a corpse, near the room containing the Jagged Crown.
 * Fort Neugrad in the library on a table.
 * Soljund's Sinkhole on a table

Content
Women's Verse 1:
 * Every winter season
 * Except for the reason
 * Of one war or another
 * (Really quite a bother),
 * The Queen of Rimmen and

her consort
 * Request their vassals

come and cavort.
 * On each and every ball,
 * The first man at the hall
 * Is Lord Ogin Jornibret of

Gaer
 * The Curse of all

Maidens Fair.


 * Women's Refrain:
 * Oh, dear ladies, beware.
 * Dearest, dearest ladies,

take care.
 * Though he's a very

handsome man,
 * If you dare to take his

handsome hand,
 * The nastly little spell will

be cast
 * And your first dance with

him will be the last.

Men's Verse I:
 * At this social event
 * Everyone who went

knew the bowes and stances
 * And steps to all the

dances.
 * The Queen of Rimmen and

her consort
 * Would order a trumpet's

wild report,
 * And there could be no

indecision As he revelers took position.
 * The First dance only

ladies, separate
 * Away from such men as

Lord Jornibret.

Men's Refrain:
 * Oh, dear fellows, explain.
 * Brothers, can you help

make it plain:
 * The man's been doing this

for years,
 * Leaving maidens fair in

tears
 * Before the final tune's

been blast.
 * And her first dance with

him will be the last.

Women's Verse II:
 * Lord Ogin Jornibret of

Gaer
 * Watched the ladies dance

on air
 * The loveliest in the realm.
 * A fellow in a [sic] ursine-hide

helm
 * Said, "The Queen of

Rimmen and her consort
 * Have put together quite a

sport.
 * Which lady fair do you

prefer?"
 * Lord Jornibret pointed,

"Her.
 * See that boso, bob and

weave.
 * Well-suited for me to love

and leave." Women's Refrain.

Men's Verse II:
 * The man in the mask of a

bear had left the Lord of Gaer
 * Before the ladies' dance

was ending.
 * Then a trumpet sounded,

portending That the Queen of Rimmen and her consort Called for the men to come to court.
 * Disdainful, passing over

all the rest,
 * Ogin approached she of

bobbing breast.
 * She was rejected, saved a

life of woe,
 * For a new maiden as fair

as snow. Men's Refrain.

Women's Verse III:
 * At the first note of the

band,
 * The beauty took Ogin's

hand.
 * She complimented his

stately carriage
 * Dancing to the tune about

the marriage
 * Of the Queen of Rimmen

and her consort.
 * It is very difficult indeed to

comport
 * With grace, neither falling

nor flailing,
 * Wearing ornate hide and

leather mailing
 * Dancing light as the

sweetest of dreams
 * Without a single squeak of

the seams. Women's Refrain.

Men's Verse III:
 * The rythms rose and fell
 * No one dancing could excel
 * With masculine grace and

synocopation,
 * Lord Jornibret even drew

admiration
 * From the Queen of

Rimmen and her consort.
 * Like a beauteous vessel

pulling into port, he silently slid, belying the leather's weight.
 * She whispered girlishly,

"The housr is late,
 * But I've never seen such

grace in hide armor."
 * It 'twas a pity he knew he

had to harm her. Men's Refrain

Women's Verse IV
 * The tune beat was furious
 * He began to be curious
 * Where had the maiden

been sequest'ed.
 * "Before this dance was

requested
 * By the consort and his

Queen of Rimmen
 * I didn't see you dance with

the women."
 * "My dress was torn as I

came to the dance,"
 * She said smiling in a voice

deep as a man's,
 * "My maids worked quickly

to repair, While I wore a suit of hide, a helm of a bear." Women's Refrain.

Appearances

 * The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
 * The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
 * The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim