Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24640703-20141011165306/@comment-24530992-20141022134911

"I like big nostrils and I cannot lie," said Vaermina, while sneezing milkshake through her badonkadonk. Which is Hara-Kiri to Faendal, known smell fetishist.

Once a big booty said, "I have a small booty hidden in my pink knickers with three sweetrolls that are burnt off my beautiful booty!" The booty was annoyed by the smelly chickens who attacked her smexy ass with little force, with their crazy mouse minions of Hermaeus Mora and Miraak as they copulate in the brothels of Sanguine, where Aela works.

The Daedra are flying in purple underwear of unlimited power in the dark depths of Sheogarath's left nostril hairs. The hairs within Sheo's dwarf called Haskiill strangled Molag Bal and ate dinner with Dagon and Hermaeus, who played snap.

Alduin tried to jump off cliffs near Nazeem's secret potato safe locker and he farted, a small turd of smelly death. The turd became a sentient dish with food on Alduin's smelly plate.

Jhengsta the Khajit gengsta tried to eat mah boi tonight but old chap Sheogorath liked him so he ate Jhengsta. Big Booty Bitches in Mastodon's realm decided to fart on Joel Madden so Madden decided to ring Braith and tell her that the slut loves big hairy giants in the belly button.

"Mannimarco the gerbil had Yo mama in the trunk", said Vaermina to an angry Ancano while eating a spontaneously combustible piece of Sheogorath's cheese flavoured Muatra skin from Yo mama who she discombobulated.

Morono is a Humble Daedric Merchant from colovia and he works as a skooma dancer for the great house Redoran, and is the best Miraak impresator in all of Swagriel.