Board Thread:Lore Discussion/@comment-5424581-20130512121609/@comment-24489208-20130617233231

King of Skyrim wrote: LOL...

how about

"I'm as pretty as Sheogorath riding a tauntaun going into the White House while it's Chinese New Year and Obamas a Princess"... A little too long? Just a tad. Obama being a Princess sounds amazing though.