Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-10555401-20130709124529/@comment-10555401-20130709132551

I REALLY FAILED!!! Sorry if my explanation the Ebony Warrior makes you want to jump off the throat of the world and get hit back up again by a giant, then slide into the mouth of  Paarthurnax who eats you then poops you out, which causes Calcemo to get interested in you saying that you are a 'Ancient form of Dwemer poo'. He adds you to his collection in his museum, BUT! then you are stolen by the thieves guild who add you to THEIR collection at on the shelf behind the Guild Master's desk. You stay there for 100 years until the Cistern fills up with the people of Riften's crap (i mean it is in a sewer so...) it is then eaten by a skeever who travels to the Red Mountain and falls into it. THE END