Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24640703-20141011165306/@comment-24696651-20141013193226

"I like big nostrils and I cannot lie," said Vaermina, while sneezing milkshake through her badonkadonk. Which is Hara-Kiri to Faendal, known smell fetishist.

Once a big booty said, "I have a small booty hidden in my pink knickers with three sweetrolls that are burnt off my beautiful booty!" The booty was annoyed by the smelly chickens who attacked her smexy ass with little force, with their crazy mouse minions of Hermaeus Mora and Miraak as they copulate in the brothels of Sanguine, where Aela works.

The Daedra are flying in purple underwear of unlimited power in the dark depths of Sheogarath's left nostril hairs. The hairs within Sheo's dwarf called Haskiill strangled Molag Bal and ate dinner with Dagon and Hermaeus, who played snap.

Alduin tried to jump off cliffs near Nazeem's secret potato safe locker and he farted, a small turd of smelly death. The turd became a sentient dish with food on