Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-11276487-20130914173837/@comment-202.156.8.15-20131029121503

To be really serious, I would invite all the dovs (I really like dragons), Paarthurnax can be the preacher, Odahviing can be the best man and Alduin can be the bridesmaid. They can sit through the ceremony at the Throat of the World. Also, I would invite the companions, the college and the thieves guild (not the DB, though). Not inviting the dawnguard and Vokihar vamps. If gods could be invited, guess I would invite Sheo to be the preacher instead. The rest can stay in oblivion. Blades will have to come, Dovahkiin insists

Definitely NOT going to invite: Molag Bal, Mehrunes Dagon, Sanguine, Clavicus Vile, Jyggalag.

Might invite : Meridia (she was nice enough to give dawnbreaker to a vampire)

It will progress like this: Odahviing shall have to honor to cut Nazeem's throat with a specially tempered Daedric dagger of paralysis and fear as Nazeem lies atop a skyforge replica on a metal block with the purple flames from the twilight sepulcher flame bowls. The blades (Delphinie and Esbern) will be tied up to posts. The blessed blood will be gargeled by Alduin, spat at the blades and he shall eat Nazeem's corpse as everyone drinks to a toast! Bound bows will be provided to shoot at the blades. Either Paarthurnax or Sheo shall say all the standard things later. In the end, everyone will line up at the makeshift altar and stab provided dwarven daggers into Nazeem.

And so the ceremony draws to a close, a typical sociopathic Dovahkiin party ends...