Board Thread:Lore Discussion/@comment-10829373-20130630045402/@comment-11411681-20130630053029

Ahme, would you kindly SHUT YOUR FAT LITTLE TALK-HOLE?

HONESTLY NOW! I swear, it's bad enough that everytime I even dare to think to put on my curator's gloves, I've to deal with some snivelling little dog-earing mongrel nipping at my heels because their damn mothers didn't do us all the kindness of throwing them BOUND AND GAGGED INTO AN ICEY RIVER when their spawn proved to be wholly unable to grasp basic Labyrinth theory. But then you show your hydrocephalic infinite egress...black-box of a skull and I'm on the verge of BURNING IT ALL DOWN!

Ahem...

Anyway, I had absolutely no part in this asinine campaign of self-stroking promotion. It's that vile construct's doing, by Mauloch, The Seneschal. You know the one, ghostly, with a stork's face and clicking, clicking, clicking. The thing is mad and will likely kill all of us.

And I'll thank you to stay far away from my beard.

This was a man eager to finally read his PRICELESS Shonni-Etta,

over and out.