Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29461586-20140320102002

The new part for our thread.

You know the drill. Just pretend you are Clavicus Vile and ruin the person-above-you's wish.

Example:

P1: I wish for a vending machine

P2: Granted, but it falls and crushes you.

Take it from here!

I wish for an Ebony Sword. 