Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-174.255.135.143-20180214014758

Wow, before I had read the actual theory of how the falmer had a war with the dwarves, my theory was that the dwarves had celebrated their victiry over the snow elves and had an enormous feast, where every dwarf on the planet attended (save Yagrum). The dwarves were stupid enough to allow the falmer to cook, so the falmer poisoned the food, killing all of the dwarves, and then the falmer ate the dwarves. 