User blog comment:Saratje/The Great Paarthurnax Conspiracy/@comment-4502503-20120420014541

You sir deserve a cookie, limitless money forever, your own pet polar bear, the ability to shout, no math, a free version of every next gen console, the choice of becoming a werewolf (or vampire if you're into that), a transforming camaro named bumblebee, and every single Skyrim DLC now!!