User blog comment:The Milkman/Skyrim Titbits/@comment-5399524-20130212064812

For spears, imagine just riding down the road on Shadowmere when suddenly that battle-born with the nice pimped out horse comes casually roll--er trotting down the other way. He cracks a joke making all his wenches in the carrage...I dunno are they giggle or something. You know he ain't dissin' Shadowmere but instead of murdering him you freakin' joust! Yeah knock his rich, bling covered azz to the ground than hitch up his carrage and ride of with his bitchs all while he's on the ground in shame, and ya know bleeding out too. That spear went in kinda deep, and there's no doctors in Skyrim while you've got 100 Restoration...He dissed your mount so he dies. I want horseback battles and jousting, I don't know what all that was so...yeah, and I know you woulden't use spears for jousting but so what? Oh and the ability to create White Horker Waffles. How would a horker fit in a waffle you ask? WITH DARK MAGIC! and a dash of nutmeg. CHOCOLATE CHIP CHICKEN!