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Morono convinced Hermaeus to try and kill the great Daedric ninja turtle from the pits of XXX_K1NkySW3G_XXX's toilet.

Elsa summoned a frosted gerbil chupacabra, but Ancano removed Kematu's curved sword because Talos had his underwear on a drooling Hist tree from Jhengstas secret thong collection.

Sheogorath had gonorrhoea cha cha cha and he went to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza over the weekend, to spread Fire on Foxy and the big Dumb Bonnie.

Chica the animatronic was turned into a roast animatronic by Chikatilo the cereal killer and Bubba the orsimer pornstar that had one sack in the arse.

Khajiit acne potions are sold by mentally-challenged Mane-gray who is grey of nostril sickness, which took Nazeem and Rolf five hundred years not to cure.

Tommy Wiseau's Thu'um makes him say "I, Duddits, fool!! " after meetin Zee and doing the Hokey Pokey inside Zhe Schnapps' porridge. He loves to poke XXX_K1NkySW3G_XXX's butt with one of Zee Capitans Minions. Then they go to Falkreath's dungeons and eat a sweetroll and cheese from a Hagraven's nest near the Fort of Bubba Fett after drinking megaskooma.

Camoran family incest is popular among horny argonians and skooma addicts because of the complementary gourmet ratatouille available to fetishists.

Irileth said "It was the thing that Nazeem ate from the cellar in honeybrew meadery: a 175 Nougat Brandy mixed with skeever's droppings and Forsworn briar hearths from nearby caves". At Dragonsreach, she ate a pebble but it turned hormonal and kinky, and she got potatoes and eagles