Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5675031-20130120025330/@comment-6143109-20130128054415

"Oh yeah!" he said..."You're that vampire everyone was going to help me kill, but wussed out... I've been looking for you mate."

The brave warrior sat down before the vampire...

"Before I slay you..." he said slowly. "Do you know if there's a pub around  here? I could murder a pint!"

Morvarth looked at him and replied...