Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-5320677-20140908195201/@comment-5583506-20140908225256

"Or maybe you are all just terrified that Rashka may be slitting the throat of his cellmate when you are not looking?" shouted Rashka after him. "That would indeed look bad in your register!"

When he didn't get a respond, he sat down by the wall pouting.

"Hmph!" he muttered "They could at least have brought Khajiit a nice female to keep him warm. A pretty girl with ample bosom. Like that Luna girl in the dining room. By the Moons, what a piece! What a treasure! To let a woman like that go around unoccupied should be considered a crime if anything!" He sighed. "Too bad she will end up dead tomorrow. Meh, circle of life."

He looked around his cell and just recently realised that he had been talking to himself. But when he heard a squeak from somewhere in his cell and became of the curious family of rats staring at him from beneath the bunk bed, he smiled.

"So, my furry little friends", he began. "Let Khajiit tell you the wondrous tale of a naughty Argonian female and a broomstick. Make sure to cover your ears, this is gonna get messy!"