User blog comment:Enda Kenny/Tamriel's Ultimate Fate : A Scholar's Insight/@comment-5020188-20130922212646

The games secret, third ending:

"Rather than side with either faction, the Dragonborn and the Blades sruck alone. One evening, Elenwen sat alone, on the edge of a cliff. Sneakily, the Dragonborn, armed with a single Wooden Sword, Impaled Elenwen through her butthole, and kicked her off the ciff. Putting on his swaggy sunglasses, the Dragonborn said "Talos guide you" and walked away, the Thalmor embassy exploding behind him. But the Dragonborn did not turn, for cool guys do not look at explosions. Smiling, the Dragonborn mounted his carriage, driven by Delphine and Esbern, and sat with his prostitutes as they drove back to Whiterun, where Balgruuf and his homies awaited.

Because War... War never changes."