Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-7079580-20131116230832/@comment-14749621-20131218222619

Day 1

''Finally, the Tsaeci Council decided to fund my voyage to Tamriel ! I was so excited I decided to start writing in a diary ! I can't wait to start writing my book on Tamrielic anatomy...''

Day 7

''I'm on board. The ship already departed for Tamriel. I've talked to the captain and he said he was going to drop me near a Morrowind coast. I can already see everyone buying my book...''

Day 30

''It seems that I almost completed my book. By the Tsaeci gods, it was extremely quick, but I'm missing vital information on the Tamrielic reproductive system...''

Day 35

''I can't believe my brain...I've slept with a Dunmer women ! Even though I was taking notes, it was...surprisingly fun. But I need alot more information on their system. I'll have to sleep with womens of different races.''

Day 57

''Finally, I've slept with Elven women and simple women. I just need information on Khajiits and Argonians...''

Day 68

''After a thorough examination of the Argonian's reproductive system, I've found out that during penetration, it goes in surprisingly well...Do they secrete a natural lubricant ? I must know !''

Day 90

After sleeping a good 10 times with Argonian prostitutes of the Imperial City, I conclude that they indeed secrete a natural lubricant...

Day 150

The boat is near the beach, I'm ready to go back to Akavir !

Day 236

''Impure ? I'm "impure" !? How !? The Tsaeci Council accused me of heretical actions with Tamrielic women. I tried to explain I was just doing my job, but they didn't listen...''

Day 250

"I'm banned from Akavir. My boat is coming in one week to drop me in Tamriel. I have plenty of time to prepare...''

Day 350

''No...why...? It seems I'm stuck here forever now....''

(Those were just the interesting days. It explains Mons's sexual activeness and his race...)