Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16047389-20140513193708/@comment-24640703-20140530184550

If I may offer a personal capture of highlights:

"Oddly enough, Farengar loathed Balgruuf after they kissed goodbye." Interesting professional relationship.

''"In Atmora you'll freeze unless Farengar cuddles with everybody there." '' A philanthropist at heart.

"Shlongs preached Talos with bananas and swords, because Mistershlongalongas eat claymores." Gods yes, an example of MrS's almightiness.

"“Of he who eats himself, becomes Vampiric.”" Read and fkn take notes, Shakespeare.

"Ysgramor thanked Sheogorath for cheese and cheesy sweetrolls, but Mistershlongalonga McShlongson simply incinerated Ysgramor's pride with fire and Farengar's love for dragons." For sure a better love story than

"Enchanting sensual muffins are nothing compared to Alduin and Paarthurnax enchanting Mistah Farengar's Mistershlongalonga." NOTHING really compares to two sibling dragons enchanting an old man's Mistershlongalonga! It is known.

"Whiterun shat in unison a lot, while reggae music played in a palace. This made Aetherius declare unstable war on Farengar's hamster, because it bombed Nazeem and Cloud District." If I was mans1ay3r I'd make a 30second video for just this part

"Dragonsreach fell under Heimskr due to freaky-deaky Stormcloaks." It is canon.

"“Can this Daedric ass fart be a poisonous gift?” said Farengar, while licking Irileth's Shlongerman." Shlongerman, star of Shlonger: The Eight Penice illin.

"Spider penice-illin? Don't lie Balgruuf, or else you will do PIE me." Oh sweet sweet absolute nonsense.

Well done all :)