Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-23371555-20131001055248/@comment-23371555-20131007020348

Conan's Armpit wrote: ....Lydia and was so annoyed that I reverse pickpocketed her and put a hand grenade in her breech's. Oh the humanity!!! ''TheMindOfMadness .Sanguine is quite annoyed that you lethally humiliated his favorite follower. Therefore, you will be transported outside Winterhold without any clothes, weapons, Sepims, and food or drink. Good day sir! And good luck. ........''

... near Winterhold. Conan distracted a horker by dancing and got close enough to rip off it's tusk and impale it. He quickly ate some organ's, wrapped himself in the horker and equipped the tusk's as weapon's. He laughed darkly, Sanguine was gonna have to get up pretty early in the morning to out prank Conan, Heh,Heh,Heh. He wobble's his way toward Winterhold.

Meanwhile a nearby Hunter wipe's drool off his chin and nocks an arrow, biggest damn Horker he's ever seen ..... ..... back at the Misty Grove, Sanguine teleported every Horker in Skyrim to Conan and use his powers to make half the Horkers loyal to Conan and the other half out for his blood.

When the hunter saw the ensuing chaos, he fled towards home and had a nervous breakdown on the way. As for Conan, well.....