Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-17045460-20130831145421/@comment-2141339-20130917014448

Riften Guard 1: Did you hear what I said to that adventurer that passed through?

Riften Guard 2: Oh, ja, ze joke about ze arrow in ze foot?

Riften Guard 1: Yes. I always tell them I used to be an adventurer like them, but I took an arrow in the knee. Those adventurers always think I said to, but no, I said in!

Riften Guard 2: Ja, those adventurers are always stupid.

A distress horn begins to blow from a guard tower to the South, prompting the two guards to look towards the source of the noise.

Riften Guard 1: Is that, Draugr?!