User blog:Madman97/You know what really grinds my Wabbajack's? Aerin.

Hello fellow Madmen, tis I, the Madman of the 97th degree, Lord of the Rant. And I am here to discuss a particularly personal topic. In my days s a great hero, I longed for companionship. For Love! I could have any women I wanted, so long as I dd a menial task for her. I could have Lydia, but nah, too easy. I sacrificed her to Boethia. I couldn't think of anyone else to sacrifice. If only the adoring fan was in the game....Ah wait, Cicero posed as the Adoring Fan didn't he? Well, it was too late to go back now. Besides, I did the quest way before I did the dark brotherhood. Anyway, I could have that Black Briar Alchemist chick. She was pretty hot. But nah, her mother was B****. So my eyes rested on Mjoll the Lioness. She was a fine Nordic lady. So I took her as my wife. Lovely woman.

I moved her out with me to Hjalmarch Hall or Hallmark Hall or whatever it's called, where we live happily with my steward, wagon driver who insists on sitting in his wagon all day, my two children, and my bard, who is also kind of hot. All is well.

Until this guy showed up. He is the bane of my existence, no seriously, this guy annoys me more than Nazeem or Braith, or all the children in this game for that matter, and that's saying something. He stalks my wife, watches us sleep, never shuts the F*** up about the state of RIften and how cool Mjoll is. Who is this horrendous perso which I hate> Aerin. Ugh! EVen the mere mention of his name sparks the utmost ranting rage inside of me. Seriously, I have spent hours trying to figure out a way to kill this dude and not get caught by Mjoll. The only thing I can do is pretend the dummy downstairs is him. It's even worse when a glitch happened and my wife is now incapable of wearing clothes, so she is naked the entire time, and Aerin just follows her around and sits at the side of our bed, staring at my wife's moneymaker. Dude, GTFO!!!

Now let me tell you a story kids, gather around. I got a tale for you. It's about Aerin and Mjoll. So this is hands down the strangest thing I have ever done in Skyrim and always shall be. I was hanging out with the companions and I took a job that had me go to my house. When I saw the locaton, I thought, someone was fighting in my house?! I rushed to the house, hoping the family was alright. I went into my huse and, get this, my wife was the one who was causing the trouble. So I was forced to beat my naked wife in front of my crying children while that punk Aerin cheered us on...WTF dude? I thought you liked Mjoll, and now you're cheering me on to beat her? OMG, I wonder if Aerin is really a sadistic pedophile who gets sexual kicks out of beating women! Oh my AKATOSH, GTFO! GTFO! Hide yo Kids! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO....WHATEVER ELSE YOU HAE THA AERIN CAN GET A SEXUAL KICK OUT OF! Seriously, this is by far my most hated character in this game! Why can't Bethesda make an option to tell him to get lost! Seriosly, I'm up to my neck with homicidal rage whenever I see this twerp.

(Sigh) Well, there you have it folks. And you will probably be seeing many more character rants before we are through with series. Good day. I said good day!