Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-11549959-20130824222916/@comment-2165692-20150730054712

Thalmor: "The Thalmor embassy welcomes you, follow me."


 * Starts walking until a splat is heard*

Thalmor: "Stop, we have a little problem."

Emperor: "A problem? What is it?"

Thalmor: "Well... Seems you stepped on Dootie."

Empeor looks down "WHAT?"

Thalmor: "Clearly that should not be here!" *Looks at goat* "Stupid dog."

Kid: "That's a goat.."

Thalmor: "SILENCE."

Empeor: "Do something about this."

Thalmor: "I was just doing my duty, sir. Wait. You stepped on my dootie."

Emperor looks at him

Thalmor: "Your lack of coordination has been noted. I suppose that's yours now."