Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-10555401-20130719131054/@comment-23371555-20140709203320

Khaul Moon-Sword wrote: Out of every 20 acounts, I abondan 19 of them because they are too hard to level up.

I cried when i decided to leave my first acount to start anew.

I create altmer acounts for the express purpose of finding the bezt way to kill myself.So far, the best is using callof valor and having Hakon One-Eye fus-ro-da me off the top of the throat of the world.... and when I lqnded in the high hrothgar c ourtuard alive. I landed on a greybeard, making him kneel (he took the fall) and then Argneir fusro da'd me of the rest of the mountain. I survived, since I had 700 health (I meant for his suffering to go one forever) and landed beside a giant. I was teying to get up, but I was impaed on a spike, so the elf was stuck rag dolling on a spike. Then, the giant moon launced me, and ( I checked, I had 2 health) I landed in whiterun. Since I didnt load the cell by going through the gate, I kept falling, until eventually I teleported outside the whitrun gate. I was walking away, when I steped on a cart... and the collision killed me.

ed That...is freaking hilarious!