Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5675031-20130120025330/@comment-6143109-20130128172610

Phoned Talos, who knew Chuck Norris from back in the good old days when they used to hang out in the Imperial city, have a few beers, talk football and other crap.

Talos said to Mara, "Tell Akatosh to go easy on the sun, or I'll tell Chuck... And by the way, Chuck wanted me to tell you he thinks you're hot."

Mara replied...