Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-8209010-20130702234430/@comment-24489208-20130703044023

Bandit #1: "A scout I hired sent a report."

Waltuo: "What does it say?"

Bandit #1: "It says that 3 holds are taking arms against us sir."

Waltuo: "Well... How large is their army?"

Bandit #1: "All together, 250 men."

Waltuo: "And how many mercenaries were you able to hire?"

Bandit #1: "Uh, 5 sir."

Waltuo: "What did you say?"

Bandit #1: "I said we have an army of... 5, do not fret though. They are the very best and worth easily 10 men each while you have the prowess of 50 men."

Waltuo: "Well counting you that adds up to us having... 101 men. That still isn't enough!"

Bandit #1: "Oh... Well, I say they are the very best but I wasn't exactly truthful... They were the cheapest."

Waltuo: "Ok... Well... Ahem, the cheapest... Well #*@& *^[%]? $) !£@!"