Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-11276487-20130729162631/@comment-19365920-20150126121928

1) Proclaim myself alpha male of Skyrim and have my castrated guards kill anybody who says otherwise.

2) Set up castrated assassin guilds throughout Skyrim to kill whomever I wish to kill.

3) Kill dark brotherhood because they have too much capability to steal the females of Skyrim and/or kill me. Speaking of which, kill Maven too. And the thieves guild. I'll just make up laws to charge these guys under like, "Having a black sacrament circle" and "Tending bars without a liscense."

4) Abandon the reach until my guards and assassins have sufficiently genocided the forsworn.

5) Take unattractive women to pregnancy camp to raise a new generation of castraguards.