User:Stygies VIII

The Horny Dovahkin is one of the lesser known names of the Dragonborn of legend. Having the soul and blood of a dragon, it is understandable that the sex drive would carry over as well. Though seldom heard among the more refined holds and halls of Skyrim, many a bard will recount the tales of when, after defeating yet another wyrm, would find her way into the nearest mead hall, down at least half a dozen bottles of Honningbrew, lead the hall in several renditions of "The Lusty Argronian", then physically take a man (or woman as per several accounts) of her choosing to her bed chamber for the night and not release them until well after sunrise the next day. No account exists as to what exactly transpired during these nightly encounters but such vocal and physical exertions were overheard, that it became common to say that a couple sojourning to the privacy of room would be soon, "fighting their dragon" among many an inn.