Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24085579-20140311184222/@comment-10104661-20140405175056

It would probably be Molag Bal. Asking for my soul. I'd open the door, see his face, yell "NOPE.", and slam the door shut.

However, if Hircine came along, I'd give him permission to turn me into some were-creature and hope he doesn't choose were-crab.