User:KINMUNE/chatlog/20180506

host 1: I guess whoever asked this didn't pay much attention during their high school biology classes host 2: Wait they covered that in high school biology? We dissected frogs in my class, not fuck 'em. I mean the teacher might of, he was kind of a lonely guy. *switches to southern accent* But I mean how could you blame him, 'em frogs just floating in 'em jars looking all sexy and nekkid violets are violet Neil deGrasse Tyson should sometimes stay quiet Cows have udders Gay lovers find out they are brothers women won't go shirtless to protect themselves they leave you affectionless we need to brandish our axes in solviet russia no comrades pay taxes http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:1012755 Indeed player.addspell 301462a
 * 09:34:18: RenzXVI: I am now downloading MOnsters Inc 1 & 2. What have you done, Ashley!?
 * 09:39:24: RenzXVI: Wait what, Monsters Inc is from 2001? And the sequel is 2013? I didn't know part 1 was that old.
 * 09:39:44: RenzXVI: 12 years gap lol
 * 10:01:28: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i didn't know there was a sequel
 * 10:01:59: RenzXVI: Wait, what? Didn't you say what you were watching yesterday was Monsters University?
 * 10:02:04: RenzXVI: That is the sequel.
 * 10:03:04: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that's a prequel
 * 10:03:12: RenzXVI: Oh.
 * 10:03:18: RenzXVI: Yeah, forgot.
 * 10:03:28: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: sequels happen after the original movie, prequels happen before
 * 10:03:44: RenzXVI: I know what they are. I just totally don't remember anything about them ovie.
 * 10:03:54: RenzXVI: Which is why I wanna see the two.
 * 10:04:06: RenzXVI: BUt thanks for reminding me, I guess I'll watch MOnsters Univ first.
 * 10:12:22: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: ello o/ :D
 * 10:29:02: RenzXVI: There needs to be a monsters inc sequel!!
 * 10:30:27: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: like a non-prequel one?
 * 10:30:37: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: aren't they making one?
 * 10:30:49: RenzXVI: They are!?
 * 10:30:52: RenzXVI: Prove it!
 * 10:30:53: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: not to my knowledge
 * 10:30:56: RenzXVI: Prove it now
 * 10:31:03: RenzXVI: They aren't?
 * 10:31:12: RenzXVI: Prove it, link something that tells me there's gonna be nothing.
 * 10:36:18: RenzXVI: What? https://www.ebay.com/itm/Best-Snail-Slime-Mucin-Extract-Face-Serum-Skin-Care-Mucus-Cream-Slug-Gel-/171300013872
 * 10:38:13: RenzXVI: So if you think touching snails is gross, you buy snail juice extract in a bottle so you can smear it all over your face without touching an actual snail...
 * 10:38:18: RenzXVI: But whyyy
 * 10:39:35: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that just sounds gross
 * 10:40:22: RenzXVI: I am sure it's more fun to have cute snails on your face. Why milk the snail juice to smear on your face? Just have your pet snails show their love on your face.
 * 10:46:24: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: eew D:
 * 11:02:57: RenzXVI: It's fascinating when snails bubble when salted.
 * 11:03:01: RenzXVI: It's mean though
 * 11:03:22: RenzXVI: And you can't forget about it when cooking, you need to salt them after they are cooked.
 * 11:03:35: RenzXVI: Or it just turns into soup.
 * 11:03:47: RenzXVI: Unless you actually want snail soup.
 * 11:04:20: RenzXVI: hmm.
 * 11:04:22: RenzXVI: Brb dinner
 * 11:28:03: ImperialCityGuard: Ok then. 👌
 * 11:31:00: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
 * 11:31:18: ImperialCityGuard: Hi
 * 11:35:02: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what's up?
 * 11:35:41: ImperialCityGuard: Not much
 * 11:39:40: ImperialCityGuard: You?
 * 11:54:29: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nm, listening to some music
 * 11:55:38: ImperialCityGuard: Noice
 * 13:29:28: RenzXVI: Now gonana watch Monster University.
 * 13:29:32: RenzXVI: gonna*
 * 13:30:28: RenzXVI: That was like what you call a Gorilla eating a Banana. Gonana
 * 13:33:06: RenzXVI: Why the hell are people reacting to this so late? http://community.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:1419393 I made that thing back in March and Aramithius is the only one that replied because I literally showed it to him. Then now 3 people have magically commented within 12 hours for some reason.
 * 13:37:40: RenzXVI: All these kiddie monsters are cute.
 * 13:37:51: RenzXVI: If you were a monster, how many eyes do you wanna have?
 * 14:09:22: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: 16
 * 14:09:29: RenzXVI: Lol
 * 14:09:33: RenzXVI: but that's my number
 * 14:09:44: RenzXVI: You perverted thief!
 * 14:10:10: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol
 * 14:17:27: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: what is your element?
 * 14:17:30: ImperialCityGuard: Surprise
 * 14:17:34: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: ello o/ :3
 * 14:17:52: ImperialCityGuard: Hi :3
 * 14:17:59: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I have mastered the art of bag style
 * 14:18:03: ImperialCityGuard: 2 thank you very much lol
 * 14:18:12: RenzXVI: Is ICG the new Voltron?
 * 14:18:14: ImperialCityGuard: I would not want more than 2 eyes
 * 14:18:23: ImperialCityGuard: I'm voltron?
 * 14:18:25: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: the original bag benders were the electrics fans
 * 14:18:42: ImperialCityGuard: Bag style?
 * 14:18:53: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: yes
 * 14:19:03: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: mainly plastic bags
 * 14:19:08: ImperialCityGuard: What kind of bag?
 * 14:19:11: ImperialCityGuard: Teabag?
 * 14:19:24: ImperialCityGuard: Oh lol
 * 14:19:44: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I not yet mastered tea bag style
 * 14:19:59: ImperialCityGuard: Try practicing squats
 * 14:20:06: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: oki
 * 14:20:10: ImperialCityGuard: So what does that style entail lol
 * 14:20:11: RenzXVI: Sass Squats
 * 14:20:12: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: what is your element?
 * 14:20:17: ImperialCityGuard: Element?
 * 14:20:20: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: yes
 * 14:20:24: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: mine is bags
 * 14:20:38: ImperialCityGuard: How the hekk am I supposed to know
 * 14:21:27: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: think! reflect on your most inner self. what is the thing you do most?
 * 14:21:48: ImperialCityGuard: Fight stuff I suppose
 * 14:21:58: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: hmm but that's your job
 * 14:22:07: ImperialCityGuard: Exactly
 * 14:22:12: ImperialCityGuard: Hmm
 * 14:22:14: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: think of something you do randomly, without control
 * 14:22:38: ImperialCityGuard: Start playing the trumpet
 * 14:22:51: ImperialCityGuard: And dancing like an idiot lol
 * 14:22:59: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: xD
 * 14:23:06: ImperialCityGuard: Both usually at once
 * 14:23:10: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: maybe clowning style?
 * 14:23:34: ImperialCityGuard: Nobody ever expects a clown with a sword
 * 14:23:42: ImperialCityGuard: Actually, they probably do
 * 14:24:06: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: xD
 * 14:24:15: ImperialCityGuard: Thing is though like you said lol
 * 14:24:21: ImperialCityGuard: Fighting is my job
 * 14:24:35: ImperialCityGuard: But I'd do it if it wasn't anyway
 * 14:24:56: ImperialCityGuard: I'd spend my time doing what the CoC does all the time
 * 14:25:19: ImperialCityGuard: Wander cyrodiil, do dumb shit and fight things lol
 * 14:25:30: ImperialCityGuard: with a hint of 🎺
 * 14:26:15: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol
 * 14:26:16: ImperialCityGuard: They'd call me the Imperial Dootnnaire
 * 14:27:13: ImperialCityGuard: My trumpet skills would be known throughout the land
 * 14:27:36: ImperialCityGuard: Gods would ask me to doot for them lol
 * 14:28:01: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I spend most of my time on my mountain, meditating in the wind, visualizing the bag, be the bag!
 * 14:28:47: ImperialCityGuard: Listen carefully and you'd hear me doing this:
 * 14:28:50: ImperialCityGuard: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg
 * 14:28:52: KINMUNE: Doot - E1M1 [Knee-Deep in the Doot]
 * 14:29:16: ImperialCityGuard: My doots are so powerful they can travel dimensions and end up there lol
 * 14:29:37: ImperialCityGuard: Don't ask how I can trumpet so fast
 * 14:29:42: ImperialCityGuard: It's a secret
 * 14:29:56: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: xD
 * 14:31:14: ImperialCityGuard: What I wouldn't do to get me a set o this
 * 14:31:17: ImperialCityGuard: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Imperial_Watch_Armor
 * 14:32:05: ImperialCityGuard: Then I would actually get noticed lol
 * 14:33:01: ImperialCityGuard: Hey fin
 * 14:33:15: ImperialCityGuard: I have a joke worthy of you lol (definitely)
 * 14:33:29: RenzXVI: Toe Jam!
 * 14:33:30: ImperialCityGuard: Where do religious Russians to to pray?
 * 14:33:31: RenzXVI: Baum tss
 * 14:33:33: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol
 * 14:33:37: ImperialCityGuard: The Mosc-ow
 * 14:33:40: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: xD
 * 14:33:48: ImperialCityGuard: Go* dam auto
 * 14:34:00: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: how is that worthy of me?
 * 14:34:05: ImperialCityGuard: I lied
 * 14:34:09: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: xD
 * 14:34:49: ImperialCityGuard: You give us a joke then lol
 * 14:35:17: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: yo mom xD
 * 14:35:39: ImperialCityGuard: .-.
 * 14:35:42: ImperialCityGuard: I have no mother
 * 14:35:56: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: :o
 * 14:36:18: ImperialCityGuard: Wat
 * 14:36:22: ImperialCityGuard: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
 * 14:36:25: KINMUNE: Dschinghis Khan - Moskau 1979
 * 14:36:52: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: oh I do have a joke
 * 14:37:14: ImperialCityGuard: Dam kinmune's a fast bot
 * 14:37:25: RenzXVI: Is it your future son?
 * 14:37:32: ImperialCityGuard: Lets hear it lol
 * 14:37:43: ImperialCityGuard: Oi
 * 14:38:01: ImperialCityGuard: I have no dam family
 * 14:39:08: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: someone asked on a radioshow can a human get an animal pregnant
 * 14:39:18: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: this is the best thing ever xD
 * 14:40:13: RenzXVI: Lame. Get a fermented frog pregnant?
 * 14:40:19: RenzXVI: The punch line doesn't make sense.
 * 14:40:32: ImperialCityGuard: Well it's not a conventional joke I guess but it's pretty good lol
 * 14:41:20: ImperialCityGuard: Hey fin
 * 14:41:25: RenzXVI: It became a necrophilia joke. :p
 * 14:41:25: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red
 * 14:41:29: ImperialCityGuard: Violets are blue
 * 14:41:34: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: xD
 * 14:41:37: ImperialCityGuard: Wait I ducked up lol
 * 14:41:37: RenzXVI: Because he did them after they were dissected and in the jars.
 * 14:41:44: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red
 * 14:41:50: ImperialCityGuard: Cows have udders
 * 14:42:01: ImperialCityGuard: Gay lovers find out they are brothers
 * 14:42:19: RenzXVI: Doesn't make sense either.
 * 14:42:31: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red
 * 14:42:36: ImperialCityGuard: Give me some limes
 * 14:42:50: ImperialCityGuard: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times
 * 14:43:11: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red
 * 14:43:15: ImperialCityGuard: I don't believe it
 * 14:43:27: ImperialCityGuard: Lost language found, but no one can read it
 * 14:43:35: RenzXVI: Why are you even leaving out the violets are blue part? The poem has 4 lines.
 * 14:43:47: ImperialCityGuard: Violets are blue
 * 14:43:49: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: roses are red
 * 14:43:50: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red
 * 14:43:51: RenzXVI: You could replace them but why remove them.
 * 14:44:27: RenzXVI: No, that's 3 lines.
 * 14:44:29: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red
 * 14:44:34: ImperialCityGuard: Presents need wrapping
 * 14:44:38: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: no
 * 14:44:45: ImperialCityGuard: Watching the friends intro without clapping
 * 14:44:56: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: Roses are red
 * 14:44:58: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: 4
 * 14:45:15: RenzXVI: You totally cheated that one out.
 * 14:45:26: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red
 * 14:45:31: ImperialCityGuard: Arsenal scored first
 * 14:45:50: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: also neither after or masturbastion rhyme with red
 * 14:45:57: RenzXVI: ONe line split in two doesn't count 2.
 * 14:46:03: ImperialCityGuard: I was proud to stretch 27 loom bands round my willy
 * 14:46:08: ImperialCityGuard: Then my bellend burst
 * 14:46:50: ImperialCityGuard: No wait I like this one
 * 14:46:52: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: sometimes the read the last 2 lines as 1
 * 14:46:56: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red
 * 14:46:57: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: it still counts as 2
 * 14:47:09: ImperialCityGuard: Violets are blue
 * 14:47:13: ImperialCityGuard: You can't enter heaven
 * 14:47:21: ImperialCityGuard: Unless Jesus enters you
 * 14:47:44: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are
 * 14:47:46: ImperialCityGuard: Fak
 * 14:47:51: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red
 * 14:47:57: ImperialCityGuard: Girls are from Venus
 * 14:48:09: ImperialCityGuard: We need to talk about voldemort's penis
 * 14:48:26: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red
 * 14:48:31: ImperialCityGuard: I drive a blue car
 * 14:48:34: ImperialCityGuard: Headless body
 * 14:48:38: ImperialCityGuard: In topless bar
 * 14:48:41: RenzXVI: You are inconsistently doing 3 lines, sometimes 4. but I guess those are always 4 to someone like Finelia so it's fine.
 * 14:49:01: ImperialCityGuard: Oi
 * 14:49:09: ImperialCityGuard: Das not noice
 * 14:49:33: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red
 * 14:49:37: ImperialCityGuard: Violets are tender
 * 14:50:12: ImperialCityGuard: church reverend pictured with crisps on his nipples during 4-day cocaine and ketamine-fuelled bender
 * 14:50:18: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: you see jesus is like a protective shell for your soul, otherwise when you go to heaven you burn up on impact
 * 14:50:48: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red
 * 14:50:49: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: now that's the definitely cheating
 * 14:50:56: ImperialCityGuard: The sun is a star
 * 14:50:58: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I was already iffy on the topless bar
 * 14:51:26: ImperialCityGuard: Man who ripped another man's heart out and ate it to prove he wasn't gay admits he went too far
 * 14:51:43: ImperialCityGuard: What don't like topless bars?
 * 14:52:05: ImperialCityGuard: It's because you're a woman isn't it
 * 14:52:15: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red
 * 14:52:19: ImperialCityGuard: Life isn't fun
 * 14:52:35: ImperialCityGuard: I stuck 9 creme eggs up my bum
 * 14:54:02: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: xD
 * 14:54:11: ImperialCityGuard: I mean come on
 * 14:54:29: ImperialCityGuard: It's fine when I take my shirt off but if you do it everyone loses their shit
 * 14:54:40: ImperialCityGuard: Goddamit gender ideas
 * 14:54:48: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: i'm so disappointed in this meme, there's no good USSR ones, just that fucking joke writes you crap, really funny and original
 * 14:55:49: ImperialCityGuard: I don't see why women have to keep their shirts on but I don't
 * 14:56:16: ImperialCityGuard: Roses are red, green is good luck.
 * 14:56:36: ImperialCityGuard: Used to give a damn, but neva gave a fuck
 * 14:56:49: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol
 * 14:57:09: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: because they want to protect their upper bodies from you
 * 14:57:24: ImperialCityGuard: I mean goddamn if I asked you to remove clothes I'd be killed
 * 14:57:34: ImperialCityGuard: If you asked me to I'd have to
 * 14:57:41: ImperialCityGuard: I hate my life
 * 14:59:57: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: roses are red
 * 15:00:45: ImperialCityGuard: And that's why I I'm going to kill myself in the dumbest way possible
 * 15:00:47: ImperialCityGuard: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RXDI1tIzuNM
 * 15:00:51: KINMUNE: Squidward chokes on a fork for 10 hours
 * 15:02:10: ImperialCityGuard: If I can't get affections I must die lol
 * 15:02:10: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: roses are red
 * 15:02:16: ImperialCityGuard: I have failed at life
 * 15:04:55: ImperialCityGuard: Nobody loves me lol
 * 15:06:17: ImperialCityGuard: (Prepare for memey daft rant)
 * 15:06:37: ImperialCityGuard: I'm just another faceless guard dammit
 * 15:06:46: ImperialCityGuard: I ain't special
 * 15:07:02: ImperialCityGuard: Nobody cares about my arse
 * 15:07:10: ImperialCityGuard: Nobody loves meh
 * 15:08:01: ImperialCityGuard: lol
 * 15:11:11: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: indeed nobody loves meh, try being happy
 * 15:11:12: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: http://prntscr.com/jefg0f
 * 15:13:03: ImperialCityGuard: Course people love you lol
 * 15:13:09: ImperialCityGuard: you rule everything
 * 15:13:13: ImperialCityGuard: I'm not so lucky
 * 15:13:26: ImperialCityGuard: Nobody even knew I had a name
 * 15:15:08: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: nah people hate me cuz I'm a bitch but people are weak
 * 15:16:10: ImperialCityGuard: I dont hate you lol
 * 15:16:26: ImperialCityGuard: And I like to think I'm not weak thank you
 * 15:16:35: ImperialCityGuard: If I can do one thing it's fight
 * 15:16:59: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: good :3
 * 15:17:57: ImperialCityGuard: But I don't get to do anything fighting for the emperor
 * 15:18:04: ImperialCityGuard: I'd rather right for someone else
 * 15:18:20: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: then quit
 * 15:18:44: ImperialCityGuard: Don't suppose you're hiring lol
 * 15:19:50: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: well nah the requirements include traveling between planes so
 * 15:20:20: ImperialCityGuard: Remember my trumpet?
 * 15:20:39: ImperialCityGuard: I forgot to mention I stole it from sheogorath
 * 15:20:56: ImperialCityGuard: That's why it can doot through universes
 * 15:21:06: ImperialCityGuard: It's a magic trumpet
 * 15:21:30: ImperialCityGuard: How do you think I fast travel?
 * 15:22:05: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol nice
 * 15:22:31: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: ig that does it then
 * 15:22:44: ImperialCityGuard: Lol if I dooted hard enough I could probably do that for you
 * 15:22:57: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: you will need to die ofcourse first but I will make sure to transport your trumpet here
 * 15:23:22: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: and then you shall get training and some awesome gear and you're good to go
 * 15:23:42: ImperialCityGuard: Ooh, ooh can I jump off that mountain?
 * 15:23:49: ImperialCityGuard: I forgot what it's called lol
 * 15:24:07: ImperialCityGuard: The one everyone pushes the adoring fan off lol
 * 15:26:52: ImperialCityGuard: Damnit Magnus remember you twat
 * 15:27:57: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol whatever you want
 * 15:28:35: ImperialCityGuard: Dive rock that's it!
 * 15:28:46: ImperialCityGuard: I'm going to go jump off dive rock
 * 15:28:52: ImperialCityGuard: Just a moment
 * 15:29:06: ImperialCityGuard: My trumpet's just on the floor there
 * 15:29:16: ImperialCityGuard: One moment
 * 15:30:43: KINMUNE: Hello there, ImperialCityGuard!
 * 15:30:57: RenzXVI: Brb noodles
 * 15:31:13: ImperialCityGuard: *rather quite dead I must say*
 * 15:36:46: KINMUNE: Hello there, High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia!
 * 15:37:26: ImperialCityGuard: *,like he's pretty damn dead*
 * 15:38:07: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: (yes)
 * 15:40:51: ImperialCityGuard: *seriously he makes dead look alive*
 * 15:42:35: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: nice
 * 15:42:46: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I have a raging homo in my closet
 * 15:42:59: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: should I let him out?
 * 15:43:09: ImperialCityGuard: *I get he's not as dead as this guy*
 * 15:43:14: ImperialCityGuard: Bet*
 * 15:43:37: ImperialCityGuard: *does he want to come out*
 * 15:44:23: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: yeh he's pretty angry I locked him in a closet
 * 15:45:38: ImperialCityGuard: *is he a predator?*
 * 15:47:04: ImperialCityGuard: *I say put him in a labyrinth of closets*
 * 15:49:52: ImperialCityGuard: *or is that too harsh*
 * 16:02:00: ImperialCityGuard: *I think it'd be fitting*
 * 16:13:18: ImperialCityGuard: *don't you agree?*
 * 16:36:13: KINMUNE: Hello there, The Crusader of Truth!
 * 16:36:25: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 16:37:38: ImperialCityGuard: Hi man
 * 16:40:17: The Crusader of Truth: What's up?
 * 16:40:38: ImperialCityGuard: Well I'm dead
 * 16:42:53: KINMUNE: Hello there, RenzXVI!
 * 16:43:32: The Crusader of Truth: y tho
 * 16:48:14: ImperialCityGuard: Because
 * 16:48:20: ImperialCityGuard: Fin told me to
 * 17:01:08: ImperialCityGuard: don't ask why
 * 17:40:08: ImperialCityGuard: Hey crus
 * 17:41:03: ImperialCityGuard: Fin?
 * 17:41:10: ImperialCityGuard: Damn they ded
 * 17:41:19: ImperialCityGuard: Not big soup rice
 * 17:41:28: The Crusader of Truth: Nah Im not dea
 * 17:41:29: The Crusader of Truth: d
 * 17:41:42: ImperialCityGuard: Oh kool
 * 17:41:56: ImperialCityGuard: I'm just wondering where fin went lol
 * 17:42:09: The Crusader of Truth: I murdered her
 * 17:42:15: ImperialCityGuard: As for you, wassup? You probably have something interesting to tell lol
 * 17:42:20: ImperialCityGuard: O shit
 * 17:42:27: ImperialCityGuard: No dam u
 * 17:43:09: ImperialCityGuard: why u do dis
 * 17:43:17: The Crusader of Truth: Murder is fun
 * 17:44:17: ImperialCityGuard: Yea but why fin
 * 17:44:27: ImperialCityGuard: She was cool man
 * 17:46:12: ImperialCityGuard: Fer fak sake
 * 17:46:48: ImperialCityGuard: I reckon I'm gonna replay oblivion as an imperial guard lol
 * 17:47:08: The Crusader of Truth: But why was she cool tho
 * 17:47:43: ImperialCityGuard: Because
 * 17:47:44: The Crusader of Truth: Her body temperature is the same as everyone's else's (kappa)
 * 17:48:06: ImperialCityGuard: O you son
 * 17:48:07: ImperialCityGuard: Of
 * 17:48:08: ImperialCityGuard: A
 * 17:48:14: ImperialCityGuard: Altmer
 * 17:48:40: The Crusader of Truth: *an
 * 17:50:28: ImperialCityGuard: Oh gaddamit
 * 17:51:36: The Crusader of Truth: *god
 * 17:51:56: The Crusader of Truth: Just because I murdered her doesn't mean your grammar died too (kappa)
 * 17:52:56: ImperialCityGuard: My grammar died during the oblivion crisis
 * 17:53:08: ImperialCityGuard: She is my grammar
 * 17:53:52: The Crusader of Truth: Sounds like of like a horrible love story
 * 17:54:24: ImperialCityGuard: Oh God no
 * 17:54:34: ImperialCityGuard: She would hate me for that lol
 * 17:58:54: KINMUNE: Hello there, Nekyn Alb!
 * 17:58:56: Nekyn Alb: o/
 * 17:58:58: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 17:59:20: The Crusader of Truth: How's the German? (kappa)
 * 17:59:57: ImperialCityGuard: Sheisse
 * 18:00:55: Nekyn Alb: Ze German is gut
 * 18:01:05: Nekyn Alb: *Scheiße
 * 18:01:21: ImperialCityGuard: Yea ik I can't type dat
 * 18:01:32: Nekyn Alb: Then *Scheisse
 * 18:01:53: ImperialCityGuard: Yea misspell lol
 * 18:04:24: The Crusader of Truth: I swear Bethesda tries to do so much news to try to get me to kill myself doing these updates
 * 18:04:52: The Crusader of Truth: There's like 10 different news topics for the update in the last week
 * 18:05:39: ImperialCityGuard: Lol
 * 18:07:04: The Crusader of Truth: Hey Nehkyen, can I ask for a favor?
 * 18:07:21: Nekyn Alb: Sure
 * 18:07:25: The Crusader of Truth: yey
 * 18:08:10: The Crusader of Truth: Okay so, I know there was an editor who did a ton of stuff towards the start of the week, but for some reason my computer can't handle loading 5,000 RC edits. Can you load up to Monday and see who it was?
 * 18:08:38: The Crusader of Truth: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RecentChanges?limit=5000 Should work
 * 18:09:23: Nekyn Alb: I'll try
 * 18:09:40: The Crusader of Truth: You better (kappa)
 * 18:12:31: Nekyn Alb: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/User:FrisyN
 * 18:13:12: The Crusader of Truth: Oh heck it was Frisy
 * 18:13:14: The Crusader of Truth: Awesome thanks
 * 18:13:39: Nekyn Alb: np
 * 18:16:26: The Crusader of Truth: Hey guys, I doubt any of y'all do, but do any of you guys play Fire Emblem?
 * 18:17:09: ImperialCityGuard: Used to
 * 18:17:35: The Crusader of Truth: Is it possible I can take Fire Emblem Heros and murder the people who made summonings
 * 18:17:45: ImperialCityGuard: No
 * 18:17:46: ImperialCityGuard: I
 * 18:17:53: ImperialCityGuard: Think that's a bad idea
 * 18:18:04: The Crusader of Truth: How
 * 18:18:18: The Crusader of Truth: I want Lyn
 * 18:18:22: The Crusader of Truth: But they wont give me her
 * 18:18:43: The Crusader of Truth: They made a /green/ archer Lyn, and I must have it
 * 18:29:49: ImperialCityGuard: How long has fin bin afk? Lol
 * 18:30:03: The Crusader of Truth: I told you, I murdered her man
 * 18:30:05: The Crusader of Truth: Late weekly update:
 * 18:33:55: ImperialCityGuard: Y tho
 * 18:35:05: The Crusader of Truth: I told you, murder is fun
 * 18:37:45: Nekyn Alb: She wasn't green
 * 18:37:59: ImperialCityGuard: But y moida
 * 18:38:45: The Crusader of Truth: She wasn't a green archer, she had to die
 * 18:41:00: ImperialCityGuard: But y she wa kool
 * 18:48:21: ImperialCityGuard: U mean boi
 * 19:06:45: KINMUNE: Hello there, Robloxismycity!
 * 19:06:53: Robloxismycity: guys what is the command to turn into vampire lord
 * 19:06:58: Robloxismycity: I know I'm an idiot
 * 19:08:00: The Crusader of Truth: Hi and probably not really
 * 19:08:07: The Crusader of Truth: One second and I'll look, I'm not sure if there is one
 * 19:08:13: Nekyn Alb: >Robloxismycity
 * 19:08:34: Nekyn Alb: player.addspell and the effect's ID?
 * 19:09:27: The Crusader of Truth: Does individual spells, not the lord itself
 * 19:10:59: The Crusader of Truth: Actually no, you're right
 * 19:11:16: The Crusader of Truth: Player.addspell 300283b
 * 19:11:23: The Crusader of Truth: Both of those
 * 19:31:43: The Crusader of Truth: Im out o/
 * 19:43:02: ImperialCityGuard: Why is fin still here lol
 * 19:43:09: ImperialCityGuard: She's been afk for hours
 * 19:43:48: Nekyn Alb: Magic
 * 19:44:07: ImperialCityGuard: At least you're here
 * 20:04:58: ImperialCityGuard: *le sigh*
 * 20:24:21: ImperialCityGuard: Cannot fi
 * 20:24:29: ImperialCityGuard: Lol
 * 20:24:44: ImperialCityGuard: Dammit fin
 * 20:26:37: Nekyn Alb: "le" is a dead and damned meme
 * 20:39:24: KINMUNE: Hello there, Vaporwave Demon!
 * 20:39:34: Vaporwave Demon: Hello.
 * 20:39:48: RenzXVI: hi
 * 20:40:50: Vaporwave Demon: I need a skull... Trying to summon a Dremora in the Atronach Forge.
 * 20:41:32: Vaporwave Demon: Any ideas where I can find one?
 * 20:42:14: RenzXVI: Did you see the article?
 * 20:42:20: RenzXVI: Skull
 * 21:01:50: KINMUNE: Hello there, The Beautiful Princess Ashley!
 * 21:15:27: Nekyn Alb: Hey
 * 21:17:06: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
 * 21:17:12: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what's up?
 * 21:18:48: Nekyn Alb: Trying to understand physics I never learnt to talk about Ayleids from the future
 * 21:19:02: Nekyn Alb: and for you?
 * 21:19:40: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: just had some BBQ with my parents, sister and grandma
 * 21:25:34: RenzXVI: I am trying to gain points on reddit. It's annoying that some subreddits require you to have certain points (aka "karma") before you can post images etc. But funnily enough, I posted some cat pics and stuff and I've been racking in the points. LOL
 * 21:25:48: RenzXVI: I should've done that first.
 * 21:27:06: Nekyn Alb: BBQ is great
 * 21:27:22: Nekyn Alb: Post on me_irl
 * 21:27:25: Nekyn Alb: anything
 * 21:27:30: Nekyn Alb: They upvote any trash
 * 21:27:47: Nekyn Alb: not sure if they count Owlturd as cheating
 * 21:27:59: Nekyn Alb: or 2me4irl
 * 21:28:03: ImperialCityGuard: Argh
 * 21:28:06: RenzXVI: I don't wanna be that desperate.
 * 21:28:16: Nekyn Alb: Post nudes to gonewild
 * 21:28:19: RenzXVI: And the cat pic I posted was a legit cat pic I took myself.
 * 21:28:28: ImperialCityGuard: The isles man
 * 21:28:34: ImperialCityGuard: The isles
 * 21:28:42: RenzXVI: Except it was from 8 years ago or something, not recent at all. LOL
 * 21:29:21: Nekyn Alb: you need to take cat pics with a 8k resolution tho
 * 21:29:25: Nekyn Alb: like everyone does
 * 21:29:59: ImperialCityGuard: The damn isles
 * 21:30:08: RenzXVI: lol
 * 21:30:49: RenzXVI: If I had an 8k camera, I'd probably taking pics of ants or bacteria...
 * 21:30:53: ImperialCityGuard: why
 * 21:31:01: ImperialCityGuard: Das nayusty
 * 21:31:03: RenzXVI: Because HD
 * 21:31:08: RenzXVI: Ultra HD
 * 21:31:18: Nekyn Alb: HHD
 * 21:31:25: Nekyn Alb: Higher High Definition
 * 21:31:48: ImperialCityGuard: Highest High Definition
 * 21:32:10: RenzXVI: There's never a highest
 * 21:32:17: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: HHHD
 * 21:32:24: Nekyn Alb: Tell that to Snoop Dogg
 * 21:32:30: RenzXVI: LOL
 * 21:32:38: RenzXVI: I take it back
 * 21:33:00: ImperialCityGuard: That was good
 * 21:37:13: ImperialCityGuard: O
 * 21:39:09: ImperialCityGuard: Dam
 * 22:43:06: ImperialCityGuard: All alone lol
 * 23:55:30: ImperialCityGuard: Welp
 * 23:55:33: ImperialCityGuard: Just me
 * 23:55:43: ImperialCityGuard: And KINMUNE but eh