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Orc named sue wrote: Oh there once was a hero named Mikael the Bard who came riding to whiterun from old Rorikstead...

And the braggart did swagger and brandished his blade as he told of both battles and gold he had made!

But then he went quiet, did Mikael the Bard, as he saw the sheild maiden __________ who said... (Insert shield maidens name on the blanks)

Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead now I think its high time that you lie down and bleed!

And then came clashing and slashing of steel as the brave lass __________ charged in full of zeal!

And Mikael the Bard was boastful no more... As his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!

(Depressingly, I memorized and can sing this song. That is why some of the lyrics may be wrong, I have no source that I am taking this from) Then he took an arrow to the knee XD