Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-5320677-20140202210954/@comment-5320677-20140225023931

"Well he wasn't a very good pirate, he once tried to capture a ship with some corn as a weapon and replaced his entire crew with tophat wearing watermelons...he also once tried to conquer all of Tamriel with a chicken named Barry and an old man with a snaggletooth and a glass eye.."