Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-11296535-20130821005732/@comment-24.141.169.133-20130913195349

FishySalesman wrote: Engage in small talk, become the best of friends, and when he's comfortable with you, ask about his wife. NO! -_________________-

ASK ABOOT HIRS WERF, KIL HIRM ANG HIRS CILD THERN AET TEH 2 OF THERM, THEN SHEET ERN EROWW ERN YOER NE, THERN GERGLE YOER ERBERLLS OUT ERND THERN AET THERN THEN BERN YOERSELF THEN CERME BERKK ERS ERLDUIN, DERSTERY ERLL OF TERMREILR THEN CHERSE YOUR TERIL ARERUND!!!

Translation:

ASK ABOOT HIS WIFE, KILL HIM AND HIS CHILD THEN EAT THE 2 OF THEM, THEN SHOOT AN ARROW IN YOUR KNEE, THEN GORGE YOUR EYEBALLS OUT AND THEN EAT THEM THEN BURN YOUR SELF THEN COME BACK AS ALDUIN, DESTROY ALL OF TAMREIL THEN CHASE YOUR OWN TAIL AROUND!!!

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