User blog comment:JAlbor/Wikia at E3 2012/@comment-4976111-20120522190141/@comment-192.117.108.61-20120525211807

FROM THE CREATORS OF "SWEETROLLS" AND "MMMM... DONUTS", COMES A NEW JUNKY FOOD! "SWEATROLLS"!

50% SWEET ROLLS, 50% SWEAT, 100% JUNKY DONUT SWEET ROLL OF SWEATINESS!

Now in stores.

Disclaimer: If you eat this, you may die.