Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-49.144.138.168-20130609045329/@comment-122.108.82.110-20140401013822

One of the most simplest quotes: "Wait i know you?"

  "You know me? Well put up a drink, i am harbringer of the companions!

The guild master of the thiefs!

The listener of the dark brotherhood!

I am one of the leaders of the Dawnguard (Well in backstory, we are likely one of the commanders)!

I am a mother freaking werewolf f***ing Vampire Lord.

I am a leader in the Imperial Army (Imperial for Me)

I killed Ulrfic mother freaker and the damn bloody emperor.

And the Forsworn King!

I know many skills of combat, magic and seen things you many never see

I GOT SHOT IN THE ARROW OF 50 DAMN TIMES

I know over 100 spells

I have over 100 weapons in my pockets

I have many women who want to marry me

I served many of the dadrea lord including Molag, Noturcanl and god damn more, if sheograth the mad one

And i got a ring, a mace and a ebony sword for murdering people i love

I have over 10 Companions who serve me loarally.

I am the thane in various holds including this one

I have Dragonbone Armour and Dadareic weapons from the dangerous of fones.

I AM DOVAKIIN, DRAGONBORN WHO DEFEATED OVER FREA     KING 10 DRAGONS AND KNOW MANY SHOUTS AND MANY CONNECTIONS IN LIFE AND DEATH"

Now, do you know me?

'Umm... now get out of here. We just pay your fine... or something.'

'"Friend comes" Stop right there criminal scum,. "Dragonborn: Umm..." Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Pay-the-Court-A-fine or serve your sen-tence (Reference to the imperial guard song)'

"Umm, Jenkins. No.. don't..."

"What's wrong with you? Did someone steal your sweetroll"

Dragonborn: "Murder time"

By the way if you get of these references, you are awesome.