User blog:Rukathesoldier/The great chat adventure

"princess pelly! go to your corner!" Ruka shouted at the man wearing a dress

"no! i am tsu's slave not yours!" PLP replied

a crash is heard in the other room. "what was that?" PLP and Ruka said in unison

they go to the other room and find owen breaking all the corners with a sledgehammer "i prefer circles" he said

tsu walks into the room. PLP runs over to her and kisses her feet.

Ruka puts on a tiny purple hat.

"rule 1: no feet kissing" Ruka yells at PLP

"no one follows your rules" tsu says

"damn" Ruka says

PLP leaves the room. "i have to go" he says.

"no! i order you to stay and make me brazilian coffee!" tsu says

PLP stays just long enough to make the coffee. PLP leaves the room. "see you guys later...or tomorrow...or never" he says

while all this was happening owen had been building a circular room in which to mastur-meditate.

once it was built he locked himself inside and strange sounds were heard coming from the small room.

after a while owen comes out of the room and destroys more corners.

a sith walks into the room and when owen sees him he says "a sith approaches" and grabs a nearby lightsaber

"..." Ruka says

jyggalag walks in and sees the sith and owen fighting.

"that's not weird at all" jyggy says

fishysalesman walks into the room "-90 sanity" he remarks upon seeing owen fight the sith

"indeed" Ruka says

the fight goes on for many hours and it is quite entertaining. unfortunately it has an anti-climactic end.

the sith leaves the room.

tsu leaves the room to go find the one known as snowbird.