User blog:L'kimu/Skyrim, life lessons

if skyrim was real;


 * racism is prevalent amongst whi... i mean Nords


 * you may support an empire who tried killing you without a fair trial or a racist who, if you're not a Nord, would rather throw your people back where they came from.


 * you can some how be eternally bound to multiple daedre (a werewolf must hunt with hircine forever and if said werewolf becomes a nightingale they must also protect nocturnal for ever, etc.)


 * placing a bucket on someone's head stops them from seeing you steal, because they won't actually take the bucket off. must be cozy.


 * guards know you have joined the dark brotherhood, and most of your personal information. how do you know i fancy a bow if all i equip in the city is a sword?


 * most people get shot in the knee, while their cousins are off fighting dragons and they psychically know someone stole your sweet roll.


 * giants, mammoths and bears are all effective against dragons.


 * mi'aq the lair doesn't really lie that much.


 * you're the dragon born and personally saved every last living creatures soul, yet some people are too busy to talk to you.


 * there are many other, slightly more important regions, like cyrodiil, yet you're magically blocked from going there.


 * no one (cough*stormcloaks*cough) seems to want to assault the thalmor head on, instead of whining about them and the talos ban.