Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16047389-20140623151848/@comment-24640703-20140707194624

As usual, permit me to offer some personal highlights of our work:

"Balgruuf ordered his bitches to do money." You know them.

"Hadvar ate Delphine with vengeance ,dark venegance." Oh Mr venegance, you're so dark.

"Venegance will touch your privates while eating Hilde and a nipplefish." Oh Mr venegance, you're so dark.

"Nipplefish eggs are nippletasticly! However, Dolphine is also a flipping Nipplefish. She actually nippled Jeremy enthusiastically." Did I mention a strange nipple odyssey on this thread?

"Their milkshakes bring all the falmer to Oblivion, causing Ulfric to rub Dolphine up with an apple pie." And they're like, it's better than Sheo's, you damn right, it's better than pie.

"So how did they rub themselves when eating Jeremy Fisher?: Lorkhan gets his pissed gopher pissed." It's the only reason why people rub themselves when cannibalizing on Nirn. It is canon. Besides, anything Lorkhan does > anything else.

"Ysolda lost gophers to Meridia, Daedric Prostitute of Douchebaggery Bacon." Had me some of that this morning. Got me a Louis Vuitton tattoo by lunchtime.

"Pickle! Creepy pickle eaters eat unusual pickle sandwiches that pickles pick from Pickleword." Poetry.

"Suddenly, Riverwood didn't burn!" And like a black pearl, 1 out of 100 sentences actually honours the whole point of this particular thread hehe.

"Pineapples burned Riverwood Trader, until Sweetroll Bretons questioned their shlongsteppin existence?" Sweetroll Bretons shlongsteppin, and life suddenly makes sense.

"Guards guard Ballin's gourds…Mistershlongalonga Vanshlongalongashlangashlongalongereraga gourds!" Beautiful deja vu.

"Kings from Atmora died, due to MoragShlong eating nipplefish violently." Hehe none is out of the MoragShlong's reach, when they EAT! (And thus ends the strange nipple odyssey.)

On to the next one, ladies and germs.