User blog comment:The Milkman/Twitter Responses: Bethesda Still Having Issues/@comment-76.253.167.133-20121014010334/@comment-3492791-20121014230217

No, let me explain it to you.

Microsoft hired the Sasquatch to try to muscle Bethesda out of siding with Sony, but Beth are really aliens, so they banished the Sasquatch the the center of the earth where the molemen live, but the molemen sent Sasquatch forward in time to fight the future Sony that had been taken over by the Illumanati, they were in the future, but they were from the past, but then they had a fight and Sasquatch went back in time to the land before time to stop the fish from ever getting out of the water and evolving into humans that would create, high interest home loans!