Board Thread:Morrowind/@comment-8674030-20131016174336/@comment-174.55.64.98-20140506070958

831: Prevent this thread from ever dying.

832: Read all 36 Lessons out loud to Vivec, pausing after each lesson to ask him if he understood the events of the book.

833: Contract Corprus Disease.

834: Do not cure Corprus Disease.

835: Become incredibly dumb and incredibly strong.

836: Realize every post about mods is entirely redundant because you have it for Xbox.

837: Buy Morrowind on Steam next time it goes on sale for $5 and fix those redundancies by completing them.

838: Realize there are many duplicate posts in this thread

839: Read an entire bookstore without buying a single book or being accused of stealing.

840: Secretly kill Fargoth and replace him, becoming his exact double and doing nothing but aimlessly wandering around Seyda Neen until the game's AI evolves to the point where it creates a new Nerevarine to continue the story, which also attempts to kill and replace Fargoth, leading to a never ending loop of Artificial Intelligence evolution that will one day inevitably result in your copy of Morrowind taking over the world.

-StraySheep13