Board Thread:Lore Discussion/@comment-8931766-20130515212016/@comment-68.58.192.115-20130809040207

PsijicThief wrote: Okay, hold on. . . I can justify this. (clears throught, puts on smart-looking glasses, holds closed book close to chest in order to give scholarly appearance)

So vampires are generally characterized as being wonderfully beautiful creatures. They have a certain amount of charm and charisma built into their deformed and mutated genetic code. What this means for the average vampire is that they have an inherint amount of "fashion sense" and have a desire to look better. Think of male vampires as Metrosexuals, if you will. They are strong, they are determined, they are sensible, but they know what's up when it comes to clothing and cooking and such. Female vampires would be more akin to the modern business woman or female industry leaders, or perhaps athletes.

So in short, vampires have such large shoe collections because you need to have a pair of shoes for every situation and for every outfit. It's just the vampiric style, these days!

I believe you have seen far too many Anne Rice movies. Nosferatu would have never stooped down to wearing skinny jeans and getting pedicures..