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Dargon arrives home and puts his daedric war-axes on his walll and his daedric bow (they are family artifacts). Dargon put the deeer meat on the table.

Dargon: Honey! are you home?

Telani: Yes i'm in the bedroom.

Dargon walks into the bedroom and finds Telani folding sheets.

Dargon: How was your day my love?

Telani: Good. I made a paralysis poison for your next hunt.

Dargon: Thanks (he takes the poison)

Telani: Which reminds me. To you bag any game?

Dargon: yeah a deer. Its on the table ready for cooking.

Telani: well then lets cook this deer!

(they cook the deer together, and have a romantic dinner. They even cracked open a bottle of Pawlicious Wine. That night they did, well lets just say 'Haelga Style')