Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-27783182-20131221200431/@comment-3293219-20131222200310

(Alright, I'll get to work on that... while you wait, here's an amusing extract from my life in Skyrim: So I took Maurice Jondrelle to that Kynereth place...

The guy refused to take any weapons or armour, didn't talk to me about battle tactics, wouldn't wait and worst of all, he walked at a snail's pace!

Anyway, we had two routes to take. 1. A place full of hazards but it was a flat path. 2. A plact that required swimming but there were no enemies (because the area was thick with legionaries.)

So we went the second route, (because he had no weapons or armour) and got up to the river. Unfortunately, Maurice Jondrelle picked this moment to tell me that he has no intention of swimming across a river...

So I Fus Ro Dah'd him off the edge and he ended up in the river anyway, that'll teach that fussy pleb!

Anjaway, we ended up getting stuck, because the stubborn bastard kept swimming to the wrong side of the river, so I had to keep Fus Ro Dahing him in an effort to get him on the right side. Eventually I said 'sack this' and fast travelled to the other route. After barely missing a dragon that was circling around our heads (Marice Moss was distracted by a dragon fly) we barely made it to the Kynereth place.

By now, I'm just looking for an excuse to paste this guy, I didn't think he would be this much trouble. We made our way through and I chose the 'cut my way through the roots' route and after cutting through the first three routes, he stopped me and called me a barbarian and told me that he had an alternative route in mind. So I asked him, what his plan was and he told me to let the tree that I was trying to save die, so that we could plant another tree in it's place.

So... anyway, last I saw of him, he was bouncing down the grove. I didn't look where he landed when I Fus Ro Dah'd him but I'm sure that his gods will save him...


 * breaks into an evil laugh*)