User:BathtubBarracuda

Hello!
Greetings! I'm BathtubBarracuda. I'm an American with an addiction to Bethesda games and sleep; I also suffer from chronic procrastination. I currently own Skyrim and Oblivion, but I haven't played Oblivion in ages. I like to roleplay a lot in open-word games; In survival games, I tend to be a trader, selling and buying wares across the world. In fantasy games, I like to use the bow and sword to slay my enemies. I don't have much else to say here. Hope you like me!

Followers
I am referring to followers available in Skyrim.

My Vanilla follower is Cicero. He's the best. I don't use vanilla followers that often, but Cicero's mindless mumbles and giggles are just so cool for me.

My modded follower is Inigo, a K'hajiit with a rich backstory involving the Dragonborn that has thousands of lines of dialogue. Pretty cool stuff.

Imperials or Stormcloaks?
Imperials. I like to play as a Nord more often than not, but let's be honest here: Ulfric's kind of a douche. He's a huge racist towards Dark Elves and Argonians, he murdered High King Torryg for greed, and he uses Talos primarily for recruiting purposes. Adding on to the murder thing, dialogue from Torryg himself, his wife, Elisif the Fair, Ulfric, and Hold Guards, Ulfric used the voice to weaken Torryg, whereupon he ran him through with a sword. The fact that he used the Voice to his advantage when Torryg couldn't evidences how much of an ass he is. Might I add that with the Stormcloak rebellion done and dealt with, the Imperial Empire can recover and eventually wage war with the Thalmor; Might I remind you that the Empire only gave in to the Thalmor because they were heavily weakened.

I hate the Thalmor. With a passion.

Favorite and Least Favorite Races
FAVORITE

1) Nord

2) K'hajiit

3) Bosmer aka Wood Elf

LEAST FAVORITE

1) Altmer aka High Elf

I really haven't a problem with the other races. If the damn K'hajiit would chill with the narcotics, then I feel like they'd be respected more.