Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-10197675-20131208215432/@comment-3293219-20131208224400

Eilonwyn wrote: (lol y'know for some reason I always carry a copy of The Lusty Argonian maid on my characters in Oblivion, and the frist thing I thought when Skyrim was announced was "Sweet! I can't wait to see if they added more to The Lusty Argonian maid!" I'm weird I know :P *anticipating Bologras next move* Edit: Derp it's Maid Emm not Made -.-) (I had to strip off infront of the author of that book (long story).)

"You're a monster!"

"Kill it!"

The first of the heroes swung their sword at the orc, Bologra knew that no one had to die here.

They were puny, a few bloody noses, broken bones and dislocated shoulders was enough to send them running like the 'heroes' they really were.

Bologra just backhanded the hero, sending him spinning like a dancer, falling to the floor with a thud.

"Oh, c'mon! At least put up a fight!"

The second hero ran in and Bologra thumped him on the head, causing him to stagger and fall to the floor.

"C'mon guys, I'm a warrior, not a bully!" Bologra taunted, "how am I supposed to gain a reputation if you pussies go down in one hit?"

The leader stepped forward, "You've taken your last victim!" He cried, not yet making the obvious deduction that Bologra was clearly not smart enough to have pulled this massacre off.