Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-85.165.222.20-20130412232319/@comment-16047389-20131015202946

Dovahsebrom wrote: Dark Jeto wrote: Count Creeper373 wrote: Dovahsebrom wrote: It would be kind of cruel to tip the one cow that exists in Skyrim over and over. No!

There are two! Then clearly what we must do is train one cow how to tip the other one over for our amusement. We could always just teach the cows how to tip themselves. No. We must teach one cow sadism, so that it may draw joy from the act of constantly inconveniencing his fellow bovine.