Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5675031-20130120025330/@comment-6968837-20130329123445

with thousands of eyes and huge tentacles that strangled my dremora lord minions! Then i remembered, Chuck Norris! I summoned him from the shivering isles who delivered a swift roundhouse kick to the grotesque mass of tentacles, mushing it into a fine paste. Then i grabbed the butt nugget fart of doom.. it was like staring into a star... but fish were flying around it... and i was the fish but they got eaten buy a wavy rainbow who had a hammer...