User blog:Zippertrain85/Top 10: Least favorite NPCs.

We all have them. Those NPCs we just hate. I know I have them. Since Skyrim came out people have been saying who they find the most annoying. So I'm going to make a top 10 list of my least favorite NPCs.

10: Brunwulf Free-Winter

I already went over some of the my opinions on Brunwulf in my Stormcloak blogs. It does annoy me, hearing him spew his propaganda and not being able to say anything about it. Everytime I pass him on the street he says something like "if Ulfric had his way, all the non-Nords would be shipped right out of Skyrim". And to be honest, I can't stand the "Ulfric is racist" argument.

9: Orthjolf

I wouldn't have minded him except for one quote I here him say a lot, "don't get in my way, and I won't tear your arms off. Simple, isn't it?". I'm a Dragonborn, you honestly think you can talk to me like that? The annoying thing is, if you lay a finger on any member of Castle Volkihar they ALL start attacking you. He even says this when you're the head of the court. I am his superior, he should NEVER talk to me in such a manner.

8: Maven Black-Briar

Does anyone like her? Seriously, anyone? She's a typical snobby rich person. It bad enough we have to deal with people like that in the real world, it's even worse in Skyrim. Also, why is there no mission to kill her? She's the reason Riften is so corrupt. Why do they not give us the chance to save the city from this old hag?

7: Arnbjorn

This guy is an arrogant douche. He acts like just because he's a Werewolf he's the most powerful thing in Skyrim since Alduin. At least that's the impression he gives me. He also is very rude, I'm part of your family now why do you not like me? I guess I just hate those wanna-be tough guy, jerks. And that's exactly what he is.

6: Nazeem

Nazeem is probably the most hated NPC in Skyrim. Almost everyone who played the game has been angered by his saying "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying, how course you don't". He's like Maven Black-Briar one of those rich snobs who think they can just talk down to you. Except unlike Maven, Nazeem is killable. To be honest, I think a lot of accounts in Skyrim have him dead.

5: Valerica

I actually thought Valerica would be cool. Serana made her out to be this intellegent, strong women. Yet she turned out to just be some annoying jerk. I worked really hard to find her and all she does is jump to conclusions about me. I can't even repeat what she said, her logic was so stupid. You couldn't even defend yourself in the Dialogue. All you could say is stuff like "I came for the scroll" or "Serana trusts me, why don't you?".

4: Idolf Battle-Born

The second you enter Whiterun you'll see him talking to Adrienne Avenicci, if you talk to him he'll ask you which side you're on, Gray-Mane or Battle-Born. If you pick Gray-Mane he'll hate you for life. Being a Stormcloaks I pciked Gray-Mane, now everytime I pass him he says "I should bash your face in for all you've done". You know how annoying it is to walk around the city and hear that?

3: Njada Stone-Arm

Similar to Arnbjorn she's another Guild NPC who hates you for some reason. She's just a whiny child who acts like a complete tool for no reason. Aren't the Companions supposed to be about honor & glory. Is their any honor in acting like a petty child? I certainly don't think so.

2: Serlund Law-Giver

Now we're getting to NPCs I really hate. First of all, he's a whiny crybaby. It's alright to be angry if your family doesn't respect your opinions. But it's ridiculous to act like everyone is out to get you. Everytime I pass him, he says stuff like "I can hear you laughing behind the back", I'm all for people being vocal about things that upset them, but being so paranoid you assume that from everyone you meet is kind of annoying. But the thing that REALLY pisses me off about him is his opinion on Ulfric. He claims all Ulfric wants is the throne. That wouldn't bother me if he gave evidence for this, but he doesn't. He literally has nothing to back up his claims. He just believes it for no actual reason. And that honestly pisses me off. He should be number one, but I know one NPC that is worse.

1: Olfina Gray-Mane

Most annoying NPC ever. If there is one thing that annoys me more then Imperials it's man-hating Feminists. And that's exactly what Olfina is. A pathetic female supremacist. I never understood why some women's rights activists hate men. Doesn't that kind of show you're not for equal rights? Because by definition equal rights is everyone having the same basic rights. Hating a group of people though is NOT equal rights. That's why I HATE Olfina Gray-Mane the most.

This is my list. If you disagree, or have some opinions of your own. Don't be afraid to share it in the comments. =)