Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-12599067-20130928060857/@comment-16473632-20130929052403

Me : " Enough is enough i've had it with this motherfucking Shit in this Motherfucking Conversation, I'm telling the COPS"

COP : " Trouble, kinsman?""

Me : "Someone wants to KILL me "

COP : " Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me."

Me : " Sir someone wants me dead right now........"

COP : "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll."

Me : "Please can you speak this up with Hadron"

COP : "Trouble?"

Me : " Its not that offend you but let me talks to other cops"

Other COP :  "Staying safe, I hope."

Me  : " OOOh thank good....., someone's trying to kill me and i need to solve this problem"

Other COP : "Seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. CURVED. Swords."

Me : -_-