User blog comment:Madman97/You know what really grinds my Wabbajack's? The Jarls./@comment-14222126-20130803223801

Actually I find them quite refreshing, and not too far removed from rulers in the real world. And believe me, they are by far not the worst.

Elagabalus of Rome let his hormones rule his governance, marrying and divorcing five women during his term as emperor. He also had multiple sexual relationships with men in a public, scandalizing the upper crust of Rome. All of these dirty deeds resulted in his assassination at the ripe old age of 18.

Osman II (13-years old), liked to practice archery with screaming prisoners as targets. He was caught trying to leave the country with the contents of its treasury, and sentenced to death.

Commodus cruelly slaughtered a horrific number of animals: he was rumored to have killed 100 lions in a single day, killed a helpless giraffe just for the hell of it, and decapitated a running ostrich with a specially-designed dart as a bizarre warning to his political opponents. After Commodus officially declared himself simultaneously the new Romulus and a god, the Senate had enough and had him strangled in his bath.