Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-15330060-20140310065100/@comment-107.211.108.16-20141127065645

NinjaSmoothieRainbows wrote: If Neloth didn't take of that spell, would he be still watching? He's watching..Waiting..For the perfect strike to take you to a Mer-tastic time at Solstheim. A mer-tastic time? Nah, not if Neloth "I'm An Even Bigger Jerk Than Both Isran and Lord Ulfric Combined" of House Telvanni wants to take a multi-hit critical from my female DB's Dawnguard bandit husband's enchanted dragonbone battleaxe to the face.

...the only thing I'm okay with him seeing is everything outside of any room with a green double bed. [shifts eyes] My DB would like to be noticed for slaying Alduin, killing a whole lot of vampires and Revered Dragons, cleansing Skyrim of both the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves' Guild* and interrupting a lot of stupid arguments between Sofie and Alesan. As for the time when she used a Fury staff made with Neloth's enchanting table to kill Addvar, Greta and Lemkil so she could adopt Sissel and Svari...she's okay with that too. Neloth is probably worse considering that he's willing to cut peoples' hearts out and give them tentacle eyes to sate his own thirst for knowledge, so it's not like he has a right to judge. (Thank the gods I declined on the experiment quest.)

On the front lines though, it's not too terribly exciting to watch. Sneak, Dragonrend, snipe. Roll everywhere outside of walled holds and the bulwark. Sneak, snipe. Furrow arched brows and pull back lips into a grimace at the part where the Hero of Skyrim insults a Forsworn's primarily Destruction build as she tests her new anti-magic gear and setup. Roll eyes at dragonborn when she calls Taron Dreth a s'wit and a fetcher for trying to take her shiny pretty Aetherial Crown...while not being a Dunmer. Wonder where that lazy girl Varona is with his favorite poison tea.


 * Brynjolf with console and pressing the tilde key immediately after entering the Bee and Barb. Remember kids: "kill" doesn't work on him, so "damageav health 10000" him instead.