The Lusty Argonian Maid

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Morrowind

 * Vivec City, found on the body of Crassius Curio

Oblivion

 * Anvil, in Heinrich Oaken-Hull's House.
 * Bliss, close to the entrance gate.
 * Cheydinhal, the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary. Ocheeva owns a copy.
 * Deepscorn Hollow, next to the bed of the Dark Minion.
 * Gweden Farm, basement in the sleeping area.
 * Imperial City, found on the body of Gaston Tussaud.
 * Imperial City Waterfront by the Pirates
 * Leyawiin in Southern Books.

Skyrim
she gives the Good SUCC
 * The College of Winterhold Arcaneum, in a stack of books (it may be hard to find)
 * Driftshade Refuge, on a bookshelf
 * Fort Dawnguard, next to some potions and a bedroll.
 * Honningbrew Meadery, next to the bed in the loft floor (Volume 2).
 * Lucky Lorenz's Shack, a crushed house across the river from the Abandoned Prison. Next to the body of Lucky Lorenz.
 * Morthal, Highmoon Hall Underneath Joric's bed.
 * Riften, Haelga's Bunkhouse, left of the altar of Dibella on the bedstand in Haelga's room (both volumes).
 * Riften, Riftweald Manor, found within the basement. Also on the desk near the bust of the Gray Fox.
 * Winterhold Jarl's Longhouse, in a room on the second floor.

Dragonborn

 * Apocrypha, as a drop from Seekers.
 * Benkongerike in Solstheim in the Great Hall. On the right, inside a hut, there is a pile of both works. (13 of V1, 6 of V2)
 * Skaal Village, Baldor Iron-Shaper's House, under his bed

Volume 1
Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail


 * Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto


 * Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail


 * I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto


 * So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail


 * You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto


 * Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail


 * I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto


 * Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail


 * But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto


 * Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

Volume 2
Note: Volume 2 was added in '

Act VII, Scene II, Continued

Lifts-Her-Tail


 * My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

Crantius Colto


 * This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

Lifts-Her-Tail


 * If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

Crantius Colto


 * Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.

Lifts-Her-Tail


 * You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?

Crantius Colto


 * Of course.

Lifts-Her-Tail


 * But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.

Crantius Colto


 * Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.

Lifts-Her-Tail


 * Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!

Crantius Colto


 * Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT VII, SCENE II

Trivia

 * In and, this appeared as a single book, however in  it appears as two separate volumes: Volume 1, Volume 2.
 * In, Nelacar would make a reference to this book if a persuasion attempt on his was failed during The Black Star.
 * In the add-on there is a (quest item) book called Lusty Argonian Maid Folio, which contains both Volume I and Volume II.
 * Because both volumes of "The Lusty Argonian Maid" appear in, Crassius Curio is a "would-be" author of this literary work. According to research, "The Lusty Argonian Maid" has its origins in a long line of tales told by traveling bards.

Appearances


Die muntere Argonier-Maid La Vogliosa Cameriera Argoniana Chutliwa Argoniańska Pokojówka Похотливая аргонианская дева