Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24267938-20130817215422/@comment-7079580-20130820130506

Lydia rode seperate from the knight and her father, hoping to clear her head. suddenly, a scarred orc ran up to her, smiling.

After a few moments, he said to her..

"You've got a real bounce to your chest!"

"Oh, please. I'm embarrassed!"

and, with that, Lydia drew her longsword and beheaded the orc.