Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-11276487-20130713022934/@comment-24489208-20130918215957

Go to Clavicus Vile's realm, make a pact I will regret. Go to Molag Bal's realm, get raped. Go to Mehrune's realm, get tortured. Go to Herpes Mora's realm, learn so much I forget I got raped and tortured. Go to Peryite's realm, get diseased. Go to Nocturnal's realm, enjoy my time there but have Clavius Vile's pact come back to bite me. Go to Hircine's realm, run for my life. Go to Sanguine's realm, get pissed out of my face in a sea of mead. Go to Vaermina's realm, be so drunk that I don't even realise I'm supposed to be terrified. Go to Namira's realm, eat a funky tasting steak. Go to Boethiah's realm, start plotting where I should go next. Go to Malacath's realm, fall through some ash for a while. Go to Mephala's realm, ride a giant spider. Go to Sheogorath's realm, go mad for eating the cheese of cheesiness. Go to Azura's realm, see the most beautiful thing in the world and go blind. Go to the Soul Cairn, throw rocks at the Ideal Masters. Go home.

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