User blog comment:Madman97/Rivalries: Me and Dave on the Ebonheart Pact and the Daggerfall Covenant/@comment-9062114-20131201045403/@comment-1600847-20131202191930

Wait, who brought up Ulfric? Not me.

Though his "Douchebag" status is a matter of opinion :P

Metaphorically, of course. It's clear he's not literally a female hygiene product.