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Hamsterlampglade wrote: Welcome to the Cult of Sheogorath.

to join you must pass the Trials of Madness which incldues: A duel against several Cheese Daedra, Succesfully complete the Path Of Madness, a deadly journey involving the prince himself, Experience cheese fever (I'll leave that open to interprataiton make it as wacky and stupid as possible), and succsesfully forge a set of The Mad Gods Armor including The Mad Gods Blade and The Mad Gods Bow. A set of Cult Robes will be provided upon acceptance including a punch card to The Cheese Emporium in Solitude. The Cult of Sheogorath is not responsible for lost limbs, heads, cheese, or spiritual embodiment of evil Cheese Daedra

Thank You for joining I melt down the cheese daedra, using them as nacho cheese, I go through the path of Madness encountering many cheese related things, such as a Janitor that attempts to steal mine so I kill him, after contracting cheese fever, I drank mead and attack the Elder cheese bandit and I am ultimately convinced that herma Mora is trying to cook Trevor the Apple, I kill the pie of  oppression and I then forge The Madgods armor, blade, and bow.