Board Thread:Lore Discussion/@comment-13417807-20130726023954/@comment-177.40.236.4-20150108010152

I freaking love the Altmer, and pretty much for all the reasons everybody else hates them. Playing as an arrogant, supremacist a**hole of a wizard is such a rewarding experience.

"What did you say, Orc? You'll skin me alive? Do you know who I am? I am Arch-Mage Devrano of Winterhold, you bastard! I've killed GODS, you cutpurse piece of cr*p! I've shed enough Orc blood to irrigate every farm in Tamriel for a DECADE! I will kill you, trap your soul on the Cairn and keep your corpse as a servant and a toy! I'll find the stronghold you came from and BURN IT TO THE GROUND! USING YOUR BLOOD AS FUEL!!!!!"

"What the hell's going on, Matt?"

"Nothing, Ma, just playing a bit - RUN! COWER IN FEAR! HOW DOES EXPERT ILLUSION TASTE, YOU FUR-CLAD SACK OF SH*T?"

"Sheesh..."