Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-10197675-20131208215432/@comment-24148289-20131213182917

"What the hell are you doing?" Vilvanil bellowed as his group looked confused. "Move, closer!!!!"

"We're gonna die, we're all gonna die!" The captain whimpered.

"Don't worry, I can see Windhelm in the distance, we can get the guards to help us." Tobias said very calmly.

"Guards? Helping? Are you out of your god damn mind?"

"I know it sounds strange, but when there's a bunch of Dark Elves attacking their city, they'll help. Now, somebody shoot Vilvanil! I won't stop until his head is on a pike!"

The war between the two groups continued to rage on as Windhelm was inches away.

"We're here! Move move come on! Guards, look. Dark Elves are attacking your city and us, they threatened to slaughter all of your people because they worshipped Talos!" Tobias lied, trying to get the guards to help.

"What? I will go get every single guard that the Stormcloak army has, these dark skinned pussies are no match for Ulfric Stormcloak!"

"Absolute lies...no matter. We'll slaughter all your people anyway. Everybody! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE" Vilvanil bellowed as his army of Dunmer swiftly started to attack the guards.

"Come on, everybody in their houses, we have a war with the Dunmer going on! Inside if you don't want to get killed! Guards, I need you out there killing every single one of those damn dark skinned sons and daughters of whores"

The guards started racing out to the docks, to fight the Dark Elves, only to find that they have overcome the guards outside and some had made it into the city. There were only a few guards left outside aswell as Tobias, Belwen and the boat crew fighting against the Dunmer.

"Vilvanil, I can see you hiding behind your army. Why don't you come here and fight me?" Tobias yelled whilst fighting off some Dunmer.

"Why do I need to? I have a powerful army already, conquering Windhelm for me when I didn't even intend to. After everyone is slaughtered, I will keep you captive, go to Solstheim and hang you in front of everyone, just like your little lizard friend."

"That was you? You killed Keerava? You son of a bitch! Your in for it now!"

"Hmph. You can try, come Tedril. We're going into the city, I want to get this over with.

"Yes, Vilvanil."

With that, they casually strolled into Windhelm with no trouble, as Tobias and Belwen fought off the last of the Dunmer.