Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29461586-20150927002008/@comment-1188343-20160715122512

On the characters that I level Pickpocket with, I only do it for one reason: so I can get Perfect Touch and pickpocket Ondolemar's outfit right off his back, and then I can see him without the...uh...clothes getting in the way. Stupid reason, I know. Even though I have so many handsome Altmer characters, my heart still pounds whenever he walks past.

That actually sounds really bad, now that I put it down in type.