Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-6069202-20130702232407/@comment-17045460-20130708114051

Torik: Fus Ro Dah!

Felldir: You know the Thu'um?

Torik: I practiced too.

Elenwen: Guards!

Thalmor: Ya Ga Ba Ta Ta! (Thalmor battle noise xD.)

Torik: Eat my fist!

Torik then throws the Thalmor's face onto his fist and shouts the other Thalmor downstairs.

Elenwen: I'm trapped again!

Felldir: You are, now come with us, or we have to ki-

Elenwen then casts a powerful incinerate spell and we exploded into the walls.

Elenwen: See you later Nords!

Elenwen then gets on the deck of the ship and steers it into the ocean.

Tullius: What are you doing?

Elenwen: To sink us all!!!

Thalmor Captain: That's how we do it, evil.

Thalmor: Hahaha!

Torik then did a flip and got on the deck.

Elenwen: I'm sorry, you have to die.

Elenwen and Torik fought but she always made Torik flinch.

Elenwen: I'm out of magicka! Dammit!

Torik then punches her face and she goes unconscious.

Felldir and Torik: Fus Ro Dah!!!

Later at the execution block.

Captain Aldis: Elenwen, from Summerset Isle.

Captain Aldis: You make me sick

Elenwen then spits at his shoe.

Ahtar: Torik will do the honor of cutting your head off Elenwen.

Torik: Thanks.

Elenwen: I lived a good life, this is a mistake your making!

Torik then chopped off her head. It rolled down and they kept it as display in the Blue Palace.

Felldir: Finally!

Thalmor: Now that she's finally gone we can be free!

Aldis: What?

Thalmor: We hated our jobs, we will go to the Summerset Isle. Well bye.

Thalmor Captain: On the ship.

Fjotra: Hey Torik and Felldir! I found out something, you guys are actually brothers…

180 Years later

Thonro: Hey Hulgar, what should we do?

Hulgar: Not sure, ask someone for a bounty on bandits?

THE END