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Hank.j.Wimbleton wrote: (..uhm...i does that mean i have to make sense by telling who the peolpe are ? ) of molag bals Dunmer (Well yeah sort of that. For example if you had instead written (his dukaan)"in their valok" or something, it would be implied that you were referring to the merchants that had just been mentioned, so that would be enough to fit. Or "in Amaranth's valok" or whatever. If you were writing an absurd story that could happen in TES universe, you wouldn't just drop some random unassociated "her" there, or start phrases with "my cat pooped", unless you'd find a way to somehow make that fit that nature of the crazy story. if you have that in mind everything will follow. Oh and again, watch out for three words only)

The dancing merchant showed someone a shrivelled little cockerel of DOOM.

My underage alcoholic lemon, tired of thoughtless drinking, ate moonsugar and died because it had contracted a horrible disease called "this sucks".

"This sucks" sucks much as this sucker can suck suckable things of thinking suckiness. Sucking sucks a lot, especially when you're quoting Krosis, who was tired of sucking things. Titus Mede likes to dance with mead and drink with Elven women who are male, and titan meat.

Dancing is a capital crime according to the Jarl who touches merchants on the nose and hates dancing the fish sticks!!! He wants to put his dukaan in her valok, but he didn't.

Mazal the Nerevarin killed some people after playing "five-a-side" football and five nights at yo dadda

Maga had Dwemer sandwiches to sell for thirty flatulences of molag bals Dunmer cultist after he danced the chicken pot pie dance