Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24640703-20141023025505/@comment-24640703-20141029204457

Hank.j.Wimbleton wrote: (  I did....why ? ) (Because of the repeating unassociated pronouns that pretty much filled your posts on the last thread and now this one too. That's why the reasonable doubt if that heads-up was read. Or the simple rule/guideline mentioned with it, which had already been mentioned before, besides being highlighted... on the OP. Although some of the phrases are pretty funny, think ... Who's "her" (valok) ? Or whose "moma"or "boi" or "underage lemon" are they? Haven't you noticed myself or others "saving" previous phrases like this, by turning them into quotes, or otherwise? This shouldnt be like writing someone's crazy surreal personal diary, but instead like writing a crazy surreal story that could happen in a crazy surreal TES universe. Get da peektshe?)

The dancing merchant showed someone a shrivelled little cockerel of DOOM.

My underage alcoholic lemon, tired of thoughtless drinking, ate moonsugar and died because it had contracted a horrible disease called "this sucks".

"This sucks" sucks much as this sucker can suck suckable things of thinking suckiness. Sucking sucks a lot, especially when you're quoting Krosis, who was tired of sucking things. Titus Mede likes to dance with mead and drink with Elven women who are male, and titan meat.

Dancing is a capital crime according to the Jarl who touches merchants on the nose and hates dancing the fish sticks!!! He wants to put his dukaan in her valok, but he didn't.

Mazal the Nerevarin killed some people after playing "five-a-side" football and five nights at yo dada.

Maga had Dwemer sandwiches to sell for thirty farts