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"What did you do with it?!" demanded the hunter to his friend.

"Do with what?"

"I left that haunch right here--went to get the salt and now it's gone! I told you I'm tired of your jokes!" the hunter pulled his knife.

"You're daft!" said the other. "I never touched it!" He reached for the wine. "Where's the wine?"

The sounds of their argument echoed up into the rocks, where a small, lithe figure relaxed against a boulder, tearing off chunks of meat with dainty white teeth and interspersing them with sips of wine. She smiled.