Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16047389-20140121151806/@comment-16047389-20140221180238

Sheogorath is always eating cheese with lefts and rights, because Jyggalag thinks that direction is Jesse's most popular rabbit since Putin grad’s Wererabbit Obama cloned dragons. Oblivion and Coldharbour are creepy party realms. Moonshadow influenced Evergloam by a showdown between Meeko in the Deadlands and Quagmire. Molag Granda weilds Azura's Star with evil Clavicus and Barbas. Daedra are dumb immortals. Hircine likes moons. Malacath gave tacos from Tullius to Peryite. Namira collects food for fattening herself or Coldharbour orphans. Sheogorath and Dorthe live happily ever after in the Shivering Isles. Reason and logic are for idiots, but Sheogorath (because he loves CHEESE), but Magikarps hate their schedule trip to Thailand Oblivion. The Dremora saw Moonshadow underneath Evergloam, and found a piece of  Volendrung in Esbern. Sanguine thinks about a pony hat with a flagon of Nordic mead. Nocturnal stole from Molag during dinner with Sheogorath at the Shivering Isles while sneaking into Sanguine's room. Evergloam jumps during some digestion issues caused by Hermaeus Mora´s curry wurst with soap. The Deadlands are full of rabbits and donkeys infected with the strange disease called “president gonorrhea gorbatschev, the master of pixies”. Nazir went to the festival to suck in the thing. Molag Bal ate things like raw bones, and the stew with Jyggalag’s special ingredients from Moonshadow. Malacath loves men, but loathes Nazeem and Fishy sticks that taste like poop with Worcestershire sauce. Humble Hermaeus Mora stabs HumbleDaedricServant, but Bulbasaur pervertically talks about Oblivion playing and Sanguine hunting girls for some soup spoons. Meridia derps around Whiterun with Brenuin while dancing on Nazeem for Booze and sweetrolls. Some Daedric Prince found the cheese under the strange realm of Zippertrain85. Who has spunk and something called the dopey of dope? I traveled to Misty Grove and met a Daedra named McMickensen. The cheese made Malacath say Slartibartfast every 42 seconds while running towards a tree full of towels. Paradoxically, Sheogorath orderly pooped in tacos at Taco hell. Evergloam gloams during the “Festival of Ever-and-Always Drinking Skooma” while in Nevada with Arthur Yum and Proxy the giant rabbit of Shivering Isles. Reasons behind reasons. Misty Grove rabbits suck blood from Children of Sanguine, but Rapidash things love logic rabbits of Hobbiton. Peryite vomits at Coldharbour. It was nice without clean carpets! Mehrunes Dagon cried due to his girlfriend rabbit dating Ulfric for reasons and stupid contraptions randomly trying to traverse Death without CHEESEEEEEEE or in the realm of Quagmire. Planes and Jets make sexy muffins, because strange monkeys say so. Apocrypha sucks Coldharbour contains traces of gonorrhea and super Dremoras from Russia with love and awesomeness. Oblivion smells like my butt. Clavicus Vile has a dislike for Magikarp which loves him for being extremely douche. Fulffy things and Coldharbour who adores explosive chickens Kwama since 1939.