User blog:Nousername642/Well now I've got some advice for you, little buddy.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips***s. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this stupid s***, silly s***, stupid s***... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. (Learn to swim. 3x) Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to beeeeeeeee.

(Aenima, By Tool)