Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-178.167.187.236-20130614030201/@comment-8379337-20131027204109

The Unholy Matron has brought guidance, purpose.

I was lost, wandering aimlessly in a misty haze of disgust and loathing. But now, I am whole, and I once again know purpose!

You can find purpose, too! All you lost souls, wandering, with nothing to live for!

Simply kill your neighbor or perform the Black Sacrament, and a Dark Brotherhood representative should find their way to you, so you, too can redeem yourself!

Call 1-800-666-KILLA for your free information pamphlet!