Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-11276487-20130729162631/@comment-213.105.41.230-20150125095952

This will probably be the worst non-joke yet, but eh, who cares? (This was after the stormcloak side)

1. Allow the Kajieet (no idea how you spell the name) caravans and Argonians into the cities. Room will be made for the caravans and Argonian residences, by expanding cities.

2. Make a fair tax system. The poor pay less, and the the rich pay tons.

3. Destroy the Peanitus Occulus.

4. Enforce a new law: Any racial (i.e a nord attacks a dark elf) assaults or murders, will be punished severely.

5. Have an elite group of assasains/bodyguards at the ready to kill any treasonous Jarls or powerful bandits.

6. Have better living conditionsn for the elves.

7. Destroy the thalmor (no need to kill Elenwen, I already decapitated her). Have them all publicly executed and have the remains but in boxes, sending the hands and feet first, than the legs amd arms, then the chest and finally the head.

8. Allow vampirism, as long as you do not infect anybody un-willing to.

9. Allow worship of 'good' daedric lords, including Sanguine and Shegorath.

10. Destroy bandit camps and the forsworn camps.

11. Allow the killing of 'evil' dragons (i.e no killing of the dragons on the throat of the world)

12. Kill Nazeem. Have him slowly and painfully flogged while mocking him with that horrible, cruel voice and phrase he says. Than have his limbs cut off and thrown in the fire. Then finally cut his head off with a copper axe.

13. Let Argonians have proper jobs.

This is probably the worst one on here.