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Just then....THIS IS NOT CANON

A bard walked up to Assonhat and said in a rap song "Excuse me outlander, a word in your ear if I may...

Well met stranger, elated to make your aquaintance,

Now may I entertain you with some quotations over cadence?

You see I bear some rare, amazing information, and you look like someone who is used to strange situations,

There is a hidden portal, within the bards college, I went through it, an immortal, to impart knowlege,

About an otherworldly form of Redguard sonnet.

They took a thumping drum beat and said bars on it.

I wandered through Solitude, departed Haafingar, past Hjaalmarch, through the Reach east of Markarth.

I reached the Whiterun hold.

I preached in rhyme and told the people that the need to speak was higher than the price of gold.

Nothing can beat soul, not even sweet rolls.

I've got it locked like a pick stuck in a keyhole.

I leave you wee trolls wishing that you'd re-rolled,

By the Nine Divines, my rhyme's a sight to be-hold.

My freeholds are threefold. I rock the property chain, cause I'm the top freakin Thane, in this Monopoly game.

It's high time Skyrim had a new High King- and I like hike-ing its quite exiting.

My pen is mightier than swords, its the right choice.

They call me MF Thu'um when I use my voice.

With each rap my speechcraft keeps stacking, if you could see the graph you'd actually be laughing.

Like Jurgen Windcaller, my words'll bring more than mixing Skooma in an Orcish brigand's drink order.

And, so whether you drink Honningbrew or Black Briar, be sure that I'll smelt flows 'til all of Tamriel knows.

You should use the bars of the bard deep inside you, and til we meet again friend:

Talos guide you...

Talos guide you...