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Ulyssess, the daedric prince of Uselessness (I did that for the alliteration!)

Sphere: Uselessness, the wastes, the junk, the discarded

Realm: the Junkyard, where useless things of all kind are discarded (e.g. disenchanted stuff, your 100th daedric sword, argonian mages etc). Nothing lives in this mountain of trash

Summoning day: Any day you take out the trash. Offer an Argonian mage and he might just appear!

Appearance: Very old and emiciated Argonian in Master robes of destruction, taking a faded and broken illusion staff

Artifact: The sword of uselessness - a wooden sword enchanted with damage magicka and damage stamina 200 pts, magicka, stamina and health do not regenerate for 120 seconds if hit with this sword. It cannot be improved at a grindstone.

(Too many UAM references in this...)