User:CynicalEarth

"This dude's a girl?"

- Creation of the Girls' Club motto "What? Where is my dry humoured bitch-friend? Where are you hiding him!?"

- I.R.S

\m/O1s£@u±D£±N£1g£\m/ ( Awaken the somneling demon )

Highlight
"Exhibit A. You're better than most."

- Uncle Sheo


 * Being declared the Wiki's most trigger-happy Chat Mod
 * Aiding in the promotion of PLP
 * Earning first place in an RP/Adventure hybrid called "Play Test" created by Jakie Boy
 * Creating the motto of the Girls' Club, this Wiki's only valid club, and inspiring that of the Walrus Club
 * Participating in a widely successful RP named "Undead Tamriel", as well as its sequels
 * Co-founding a Wiki titled Metal Central
 * Tutoring Jar of Jars on founding one's own wiki
 * Nominating SAVW and following promotion
 * Providing evidence in the extensive sock-puppeting of Jygglypuff
 * Earning 80+ nicknames
 * Writing the 940,000th edit
 * Helping Our Rising Star beat PLP's supports record
 * Receiving a sweetroll from Uncle Sheo for being equally as hysterical as straight-forward
 * Being compared to Brynjolf  by CERMLERN for saying "aye" often and being "laid-back". Aye.

Nicknames
"Keep it up, and you might just get as many nicknames as our snowbird, here."

- YuAM

I do have a few of those. Some were written next to my username, above.
 * Snowwalker (UAM)


 * Bird made of Snow with Numbers Around His Name (UAM, II)


 * Big Bird (myself)
 * Ghetto-Bird (Somebody)
 * Snowminus Prime (UAM, III)
 * Daedric Prince of Snow and Heavy Metal (UAM, IV)
 * Snowmeister (Fishy)
 * Snowgul (Flug)
 * Uncle Birdie (Fishy, II)
 * SnowB (TombRaiser)
 * Songbird (Celest)
 * Snowball (Shawn)
 * Lovebird (Ketick)
 * Oddbird (Dkjaycee)
 * Kev-Dawg (Civi)
 * Snowbard (EJ)
 * SNERBURRD (Camlorn)
 * Snowviet (Tsukasa)
 * Snowtreace (Tsukasa, II)
 * Snowaholic (Soviet)
 * Artibird (myself)
 * Snowaggedon (Soviet, II)
 * Snowbro (Billy, I)
 * Snauw (Billy, II)
 * Snovahkiin (Billy, III)
 * Snodo Baggins (Billy, IV)
 * Snowpez (Billy, V)
 * Snowking (Dkjaycee, II)
 * Snowdrift (Camlorn, II)
 * Snowvern (Ketick, II)
 * Snowcane (Billy, VI)
 * Snowvarine (Ketick, III)
 * LurkBird (PLP)
 * Snowblower (Tsukasa, III)
 * Snowjob (Tsukasa, IV)
 * Ugh... that guy. (Goldflame)
 * AdsBird (PLP, II)
 * Jaun Shnaw (Man o' Steak)
 * Onii-Chan (LyraHeartsring)
 * Le Québecois (Brandon)
 * Frosty (Faustis)
 * Snøfug (Nelthro)
 * Mr. Freeze (Sky Above)
 * Papa Snow #badboy (Sienna)
 * Angelina Snowlie (Billy, VII)
 * Frostbite (Faustis, II)
 * Little Bunny Foo Foo (2V-Vanity)
 * Snerry (Sienna, II)
 * Dumbass (Sienna, III)
 * Snow bb (Sienna, IV)
 * Snowmad (Sienna, V)
 * Fus Snow Dah (Sienna, VI)
 * Stormsnowk (Sienna, VII)
 * Snow, Snow, Snow your boat! (Sienna's record-breaker)
 * Snowfidant (Sienna's aegis)
 * 789Smeowcat987 (Shades)
 * Kevin the Demented Snow Bird (Zipper)
 * Kevvybird (Ketick, IV)
 * Kevin Canuck (Zipper, II)
 * ZoSnow (2V-Vanity, III)
 * Edgard Allen Snow (2V-Vanity, III)
 * Marilyn Monsnow (2V-Vanity, IV)
 * NIX AVIAN / NIX (SeanHowler)
 * Status Snowta (2V-Vanity, V)
 * A Terrible Snowtion (^, VI)
 * In favour of this Snowtion, say aye (^, VII)
 * Snownos, God of Time (^, VIII)
 * Snowing Punches (^, IX)
 * Fo Snow Bro (^, X)
 * Hand Snowtion (^, XI)
 * Counting Snows (^, XII)
 * ScareSnow (^, XIII)
 * Cheap SnowSticks (^, XIV)
 * SnowHawk (^, XV)
 * Snow Pop (^, XVI)
 * You Snow Girl (^, XVII)
 * Get it on the Down Snow (^, XVIII)
 * SnowFo (^, XIX)
 * Snoan of Ark (^, XX)
 * Snogo Stick (^, XXI)
 * Snowton Blaster (^, XXII)
 * Four Leaf Snowver (^, XXIII)
 * Snowver Cleveland (^, XXIV)
 * Pirate's Snowve (^, XXV)
 * Snowie (A long overdue name on this list from Noctie)

I may add more... for now, I haz guts 88!

Best Friends
If you can read your name here, feel special. You've just accomplished something that can't be written on a curriculum vitea. Losers.


 * My seductive, trouble-making, drop-dead gorgeous Asian spouse
 * Our local party girl whose favourite past-time consists of editing my userpage
 * My little sister who is now apparently the Chat Queen, even though half the chat were declared Chat Divines before she even had an account
 * Our local... something, really. We aren't sure what, yet, but theorists agree he's human. Possibly
 * My main British Metalhead who can lay models wearing sweatpants
 * My brother-in-arm, stalker, #1 fanboy, secret admirer and one-man tea party
 * Mister President of the United States of Enclaverica and Big MT fanboy

Also, sometimes Nocturnal likes to type things in places for no reason. Maybe she just did that. Who knows? c: