Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-6728953-20130403130100/@comment-768817-20130403213909

"Hey kids, I got you some Dragonbone daggers, the're better than Daedric."

"Then why do they look stupid?"

"Wha- What? Stupid? The're the best daggers in the game!"

"Then how come you said Daedric daggers were the best daggers in the game, last week?"

"They were. Now these are the best daggers in the game. Things happen!"

"What kinda things?"

"Vampire things."

"Daddy, what do vampires have to do with Dragonbone daggers?"

"......... They- They just do!.... Now, tell me, why don't you like the new daggers I got you?"

"These are all big and glow-y and spike-y and demon-y and stuff... And those are just puny and old."

"There not old! I just forged them last week!"

"Why are you never home?"

"Huh?"

"You're never home, you're always with that lady with the funny eyes."

"S- Serena?"

"Yeah.. Mommy says she's a 'F-loo-zie'."