Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3293219-20131213224841/@comment-24148289-20131218205353

(Been playing with Moist Towelette and his amazing moustache and messing shit up. Well, not really. I must have died about 3 times at Halted Stream Camp trying to get a friggin' shit damage sword for some pussy whose prick wife would leave him if he left the house. Just let her go man, she's a prick anyway! And then go after your sword, or die trying! Anyway, he got me to do it (like a pussy) so I went through it, killed everyone outside easy peasy lemon squeazy. I got inside, killed the bitch at the start, then I went where the mammoth was. Killed one bandit without a problem, the mage bandit runs into a corner like they do and starts to shoot me with electric stuff, that's all fine as I'm not taking much damage. Suddenly, some friggin' massive orc with a steel warhammer, comes out of NOWHERE and swings it at my god damn face. Luckily Moist Towelette is made out of gold (cuz he's a pimp) and his head didn't get squashed. I started to attack, doing a very small amount of damage I soon realized. He kept on swinging, and I was losing health faster than him. I thought to myself "Lemme drink a potion!" As soon as I was about to press O and go into that nice little menu, the big horrific piece of vomit grabs his warhammer and starts bloody headbutting me. HEADBUTTING ME. What sort of person headbutts someone with a warhammer? Anyway, I died, so I tried again. Died again. On the 3rd attempt, I eventually killed him, after drinking 10 potions. Got the bloody sword and left the orc naked. Moist Towelette is now a happy man.)