Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5675031-20130120025330/@comment-4378227-20130123001752

...with a handful of corn pops! i bellowed a hardy laugh, and casually bludgeoned her with my dragon plate cod piece. victory assured, i approached her broken, frail body, ready to loot her black mage robes and iron dagger. but just as i reached down to strip her naked, a note fell out of her boot. seeing as how the mage was no longer a threat, i unfolded the note which read...