Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-27783182-20140210215513/@comment-27783182-20140211225955

(YES!!! i'm done! finally! however, it's VERY long. i'll type that in.

"Who's fighting? the Chosen Ones. Vampires? Not even dire. They'll dice 'em like a knife, slicing right through a piece of cheese. Their weapons are deadlier than a social diesease. You won't believe your eyes, they're like overlords like mortal freeze. Swords, bows and axes, crossbows and staves. They are the hope of the men and mer, they are deadly, my brother, so run for cover! If you've got eyes, burning with cries, they will not fail in a free-roaming field of death, they'll end your breath, steal your wreath, bequeth your death, spread meth all over your body. They're not stopping 'til you are dead and i'll be in bed. In the name of the lords, they'll all be adored, you all get a taste of the head of their bolts. They're taking on hordes of enemies. With loads and loads of weaponry. Their legacy, odyssey, elegy, prophecy's written heavenly bodies and buried with every body that ever did bother to mess with them, deading them terribly, horribly, they're celebreties, honestly. You're a wannabe, they are prodigies. The suggestion that you're better than them being heroes? HAH! comedy. They are the chosen ones, being badasses like always. They're Unad Gein, you're way too fine for all of that badassary.

PHEW!!!)