Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-15271256-20150220031452/@comment-15271256-20150508023446

Granted but he objects to being enslaved to you and instead forces you to sign 262.5 pages of bureaucratic forms giving him legal ownership of himself, while also forcing you to sleep within one foot of him every night, free deliveries of cooked venison three times a day, and only allows you to take a bath in his stomach (don't drop the soap!).

I wish Dragons and People could get along and make a new broadway musical.