Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3528442-20190321190220/@comment-1998808-20190410054756

The Pale Lady: Welcome to the Palace of Infinite Reflections. A self-reeducation celebrity facility. Namaste.

Nazeem: Sounds spiritual! Ohh!

PL: It is SO fucking spiritual. First off. You'll get a hot gem massage. (Nazeem is massaged and screams as the temperature scorches him) Then, an exfoliating flower beatdown. (flowers from the ceiling slam into Nazeem) Popsicle face mask and peel (they expose Nazeem to whatever the hell this is). Room-temperature stone contusion. Vegetable reconaissance...And be cleansed with a glitter scrub and sparkle rinse.