Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3293219-20140927193312/@comment-3293219-20141001214250

"Urgh... Well, there was this book that came out a few years ago, you might've heard of it... It was some trashy romance novel about a noble girl who gets kidnapped by a bandit and rather than fucking her, slitting her throat, emptying her pockets and then leaving her corpse to rot on the road, like most people I worked with would do, they run away together and have some bullshit romantic love story." The Dunmer explained, shaking his head in despair.

"So, a load of dumb, noble bitches thought that it would be a great idea to go out and look for an irresistable kidnapper of their own. Sadly, what they didn't realise is that most... Fuck it, all of us are ugly, smelly, foul mouthed, illiterate, stab-happy, rapists who would sooner eat you alive than say 'hello.'

So, a lot of bandits made a lot of ransom money that year, including myself." He chuckled, rocking from side ot side, with a grin.

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Perhaps they all committed suicide... I wouldn't blame them... He thought, to keep his own spirits up but Covin knew that something was wrong. This was a city, one of the busiest, most important cities in Tamriel, there should be people all over the streets.