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The Ebony Warrior wakes up.

Ebony Warrior: My head… Why am I in Whiterun? I need the money to buy a horse! Z'shal you have to help me kill those bandits.

Z'shal: Fine, but I have the gold!

Ebony Warrior: No thanks.

The two went back to the Bandit Camp and they went inside.

Ebony Warrior: There's a bandit, let me get his attention.

Ebony Warrior: (Zul Mey Gut!) Hey Skeever Butt!

Bandit Outlaw: Who said that?

The Ebony Warrior runs up to the bandit.

Ebony Warrior: Taste this table!

The Ebony Warrior then smashes the Bandit's face on the table.

Z'shal: Epic

The two then snook up on the Bandit Chief.

Bandit Chief: That Ebony Warrior looked like a unico-

Z'shal then shot the Bandit Chief's forehead.

Z'shal: Hey bandits, look at the unicorn!

Dumb Bandits: Where? Oh hahaha our Chief is one! Hahahaha

Ebony Warrior: YOL… TOOR SHUL!

Z'shal: Z'shal likes fires.

The two then went back to Blue Palace.

Ebony Warrior: Milord, here's the Bandit Chief's head.

Thonro: Very good.

Hulgar: Here's the gold.

Ebony Warrior: Thanks.

The two then went traveling.

Ebony Warrior: Hey Z'shal want to go adventuring with me and where do you want to go?