Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24267938-20130722114040/@comment-24489208-20130723232907

THAR BE TRAINS ABOOT! They were discovered recently in ______ and are of Dwemer make. There was a note or something on the train, it says THAR BE TRIALS ABOOT. And then it said THAR BE REWARDS ABOOT. But then a random man said "IT'S A TRAP!" but then another replied "NAR MAN, U BE TELLING LIES YO. LE'S HAVE THE EMPEROR SEND INVITATIONS ABOOT!" So they did, and the Emperor said "THAR BE TRAINS ABOOT." And they replied "YES." And the Emperor said "THAR BE INVITATIONS ABOOT!" Invitation:

THAR BE TRAINS, TRIALS AND REWARDS ABOOT.

Warning: Trials may result in:

DEATH, EXPLOSION, POISION, MADNESS ETC

P.S. Rewards include the trapped soul of Dwemer scientists and warriors as well as Blueprints, Weapons, Gold and NO TRAPS.