Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16621739-20131117093245/@comment-24849226-20140518182729

Vanshlongalongoslangashlongereraga, the daedric prince of bastardisation. His realm is The Recycle Bin.

Some say he stalks the lands, picking up on overused memes and then trying to find even worse ways of manipulating them into something only the insane, twisted and misguided members of internet forums find amusing.

Some say his neck smells of poorly cooked venison.

Some say he chooses to appear to mortals as a ten-foot-tall gold statue of Hadvar with the mechanics of a dwarven automaton, but every second word he says is just a compound of 'shlong'.

Some say the Khajiit confuse him with a game-breaking bug.

Some say he is entirely blunt and obvious and acts as the shadow of Mistershlongalonga, pulling out all the stops to create as insane a scenario as possible. He often commands Jarls, Counts and Manes to do his bidding, which usually results in some kind of pan-regional dance party where all the guards wear helmets, and only helmets.

Some say his real name is 'Jonathan'.

Some say, his favourite word could never possibly be potato.

It's like Akatosh and Alduin here to be honest, I don't know why I bothered, but also, huge kudos for immortalising the god that is shlong ;)