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Wanna evaluate mine? (This was the one I posted all the way back in 2013, with some modifications. I am 202.156 after all. I combined the posts and )

I am a OP vampire lord before this.

1. Study for years until I achieve CHIM (easy part)

2. Cure my weakness to sunlight and flames. Massively increase my power levels. Remember for every step, I have absolute power.

3. I will betray Ulfric and throw him into prison. Galmar has to die. Capture Elenwen and put her in the same cell as Ulfric. Give them an iron dagger.

4. After the "great entertainment", I will pardon all legates, legionnaires and stormcloaks, converting them to my cause of high king!

5. Recruit the college of winterhold to start teaching magic to a select group of (1000?) top soldiers, who will be given a full set of daedric armor, a daedric sword, a daedric bow and a daedric shield (many poor dremora will die). The thieves guild will train them to sneak and all of their stuff will be enchanted. They shall be a secret police.

6. Train the common soldiers with magic as well. give them better armor and weapons

7. Research dwemer tech and create all sorts of sciences from them

8. Improve the tax system, so people like Nazeem have to pay more. All jarls found to be corrupted will be executed summarily by the secret police. New jarls that are uncorrupt and loyal will be employed.

9. Odahviing will be my housecarl and Paarthurnax will be my steward. CHIM them into godlike fake Akatoshs

10. Befriend the dragons (all of them). Convince them to fight for me. Use the secret police and dragons to enforce a no discrimination thing. Let argonians into windhelm and improve the grey quater. Rolff and some others have to die...

11. Send Paarthurnax to high rock and hammerfell to create alliances. Eventually combine these 3 countries into one powerful country and train more soldiers. Crush the old empire...

12. Make an alliance with morrowind through diplomacy. Convince Valenwood and Elyswere to split from the AD (not hard, they will be intelligent to see that I am a benevolent ruler who has achieved a no discrimination policy)

13. Rebuild numidium

14. Crush the summerset isles. High elves will be treated as normal people, except for the thalmor, who will all be executed on spot.

15. Help the argonians improve black marsh and make them like the new state. Slowly convince them to join up.

16. Recreate the empire as a new state of tamriel. Train many more soldiers and teach people and dragons how to storm call.

17. Research into even more dwemer tech, start tech research, begin the 5th era with me as king of the empire. Make modern technologies out of steam and go industrial revolution.

18. Progress even further into the future with technology and now there are planes, bombs, guns, smartphones and computers.

19. Rolling thunder akavir (storm call+bombs). They are now part of the new world. (Could have just destroyed them with CHIM but nevermind)

20. Conquer mundus, like a boss. Unite the world illuminati style.

21. Make the secret police into vampires. Cure all their weaknesses

22. Marry Serana and teach her CHIM

23. Have a vampire son with Serana. Teach him well and help him learn CHIM. He will administer the civil side of things while I do my final bit of plan.

24. Use future tech, absorb the heart of lorkhan and eye of magnus powers. Share the powers with Serana and my vampire son. Undergo apotheosis.

25. Mantle and absorb Anu while Serana mantles and absorbs Padomay.

26. Create a new religion with me as the GOD KING!

27. Siphon the powers of all the Aedra into my vampire kid to make him the second god king.

28. Fight a trillion year war against the daedra and destroy all of them.

29. Ascend out of the aurbis and become infinity itself.

30. I will also CHIM all the beastfolk away and breed man and mer into a master race, then fill the world with infinite power and all sorts of new materials.

31. Then I will summon the second god king back out of the aurbis and watch the world fall into chaos and war as the member of the new master race fight over virtual macguffins, because I can!!!!

32. Come back to mundus for family vacation when I feel like it.

(Remember, CHIM makes every step a wee bit easier. The whole post is meant a a big joke, though.)