User blog comment:The Milkman/What I learned from Skyrim/@comment-4644719-20111207204558

add to the list Food is too heavy, live on health potions Every plant and animal has some secret power you can distill into a powerful potion. Your soul is literally your flesh, as shown by the dragons becoming bones after you absorb the soul. Most people only know how to say about three sentences. After you level up from working out at the gym, you can choose to increase your intelligence. There is no such thing as dating, you are either single or married. Some people use E-Harmony, some people wear the Amulet of Mara. Children are invulnerable and cannot be stolen from. There are about five dogs in the entire world. Killing a chicken is punishable by death. Pickpocketing is punishable by death. Your wife doesn't mind not seeing you or knowing if you're still alive for months on end as you hunt for treasure without coming home. If you get caught by bandits, you can crouch in the dark for a few minutes and they'll forget about you. All wolves will try to kill you as soon as they notice you. There is magic. By completing random non critical tasks, many people will be obliged to follow you into horrible crypts full of monsters to carry all your loot, while not recieving a cut of the loot. Shopkeepers buy whatever crap you throw at them, regardless of whether they need it or not, without negotiating, without concern for whether they're giving you the last coin in the shop. By putting items into a forge, they instantly turn into usable gear. People don't mourn when a dragon kills their kin. You can wake someone up in the middle of a night and they will not only be instantly fully awake, they will be cheerful as always. Anyone with a sword could go diving into one of the many bandit dens or crypts and come out just fine with arms full of loot.

There's more, I'm sure