Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-28739571-20170318204831/@comment-32014963-20180323125749

My Character Backstory.

Name: ??? The Thousand Faces Cannon destroyer

Race: ??? possibly Breton, Dunmer... nobody knows.

Age: About 500 years

Birthplace: Unknown

Backstory: He was a Noble Sorcerer who was thrown into prison by Jagar Tharn during the later years of the 3rd Era. In the Jail he met Ria Silmane and learn about the truth of Jagar Tharn, hence he spent 10 years gathering the broken pieces of the Staff of Chaos hidden across Tamriel before he finally restored the Staff of Chaos and killed Jagar Tharn in a direct confrontation saved Emperor Uriel Septim VII and became known as Eternal Champion

Due to game mechanics, Uriel Septim VII forgotten who he is during the events which led to the Warp in the West. After the events of TES II Daggerfall, he went to become The Apprentice and kicked Mehrunes Dagon's ass on top of Battlespire and became Nerevarine and went to Akavir for many years. He returned to Tamriel in a bad time during the Great War and during the time when the Aldmeri Dominion captured Imperial City. But by now, he is already an insanely OP guy yet the ignorant Naarifin thinks he can kill this guy who is literately a One Man-Army (100 Legions equivalent) of Ansei-Archmages. Cannon destroyer then broke Naarifin's clairvoyance crystal, robbed the Goldbrand from his Daedra bodyguard and use Goldbrand to lead the charge during Battle of Red Ring as a slap on the face to Naarifin.

After helping the Empire defeat the Aldmeri Dominion by destroying every advantages that the Empire scrubs cannot achieve on their own and being the one true reason why the Empire even survived the Great War The Cannon Destroyer seemingly vanished. That is because he has over a thousand different faces. Something as small and trivial as being Emperor or the Great War are no more than crybabies wailing and he was already sick and tired of the endless wailings from both sides.

To make matters worse, the wailings of the crybabies called Empire never ceased and the Thousand Faced Cannon Destroyer has become immune to it by now. "Blah blah blah, I can hear you but I choose not to listen."

His already God-Tier, CHIM level of Power was made even more OP when the Godheads in Bethesda decided to make TES V: Skyrim and introduced the Thu'um. Naturally, the Thousand Face Cannon Destroyer will become the most powerful Dragonborn ever. The Aedra, Daedric Prince of Exponentially better than you. His power and limits is to be "Exponentially better than you" no matter who you are.

If he is facing a Bandit, then he is exponentially stronger than the Bandit. If he is facing the entire Skyrim, then he is exponentially stronger than every force in Skyrim put together. If he is facing all the strongest beings in entire Elder Scrolls Universe put together, then he is exponentially stronger than combined might of all the strongest beings in entire Elder Scrolls Universe put together.

Even though he appears to have started a new journey as a noob in TESV: Skyrim, he is actually exponentially stronger than anything. But because he is too god damned op, he is bored and decided to play along despite knowing what will happen exactly.

During TESV: Skyrim people will noticed he can do really outlandish things such as eating 1000 cheese wheels, raw beefs, venisons and soups at terrifying speed. Sometimes, he can seemingly create anything from thin air, even people... this led to rumors saying that he has attained CHIM just like Tiber Septim.

Nonetheless, he has come a long way since he was called the Eternal Champion and transcended superficial things like the title of Dragonborn during the 4th Era. He choose to go with the storyline and finally killed Alduin, Harkon and Miraak with frightening ease, became Hermaeus Mora's new Champion but because this guy is going to be exponentially stronger than anyone or anything thrown his way. Hermaeus Mora is no different, after sizing this dude up, the Daedric Prince of Fates decided not to meddle with this guy or he might actually whack his way into Hermaeus Mora's realm and obliterate him since even in the Daedric Prince's realm, this guy is going to be exponentially stronger than him.

Way too dangerous, none of the Daedric Prince or Gods dare to screw with this guy too much knowing they have to come and act superior despite being scared Sh*tless by this dude because the Thousand Faces Cannon Destroyer is bored and wants them to amuse him with their antics. Hence once, the dude finish with the Daedric Princes quests, they will run away from the dude.

After finishing every Canon Quests in Skyrim, the guy discovered that the Empire and Stormcloaks babies are crying louder than ever. He finally got sick of the whining babies and decided to kill everyone in every city in Skyrim, use the CHIM power known as Quit game to leave Elder Scrolls and went to play another game where he can actually enjoy