Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5320677-20130611205437/@comment-23371555-20131001022415

Sheogorath Daedric Prince of Madness wrote: Oh trust me im the real deal ya see lad i got this strange device created by the dwemer found in blackreach that lets me acess this thing here called the internet which was apprently made by the dwemer to store info have long distance conversations without running out of paper and many other things its really a wonder I CAN EVEN ORDER CHEESE WITH IT! I KNEW IT! Imposter! Defiler! Desecrator! Sane person! A true Daedric Prince of Madness does not bow to mortals by using their technology! That is why I have created M.O.U.R. (Machine of Utter Randomness) to access this witchcraft called the Internet the Sload conjured up.

You! Yes, you, my good (sorry, bad) sir, have tarnished my name beyond recognition! After I skip RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPE with the entrails of the man who rapes hamsters, I will take back my Wabbajack from his corpse and turn you into a delicious four-course cheese dinner!

And yes, Babathewoodelf, after I take back my title, there will be CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! FOR EVERYONE!