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It was Tiber having another drunken rage! Reman cyrodiil awakes from his crypt a draugr of ancient power! His akaviri friends awake as taesceci draugr (zombie snake men!).

The Daedric lawyer comes in and sues the dragonborn. He is shouted back to 69 coldharbor lane, Pen 15 district (the palace of molag bal!) as his physical manifestation was destroyed. Molag Bal, his dad, curses him for being a wuss and his mom Vaermina grounds him (and stops giving him allowance) for failing to kill a dragonborn even with his (more than Talos and Akatosh added together) powers and his invulnerable to sun vampire lord form.

Meanwhile, our skeever hero finds the mace of molag bal, hits Tiber and soul traps him! The black star he used, however, was an imitation made in black marsh's poorest districts by snow elves enslaved by redguards and exploded in his face, dealing 95 shock damage.

Caius wakes up a a MALE daughter of coldharbor (cause Molag bal was very drunk that night after he witnessed Vaermina having an affair with Sanguine, not aware that it was sheogorath's masquerade night and he actually witnessed mephala and hermaeus mora in costumes. He really did not know what he was doing), stuck in a ornate coffin. He is currently buried under 1 metre of soil somewhere in morrowind