Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24640703-20141011165306/@comment-24640703-20141012005659

"I like big nostrils and I cannot lie," said Vaermina, while sneezing milkshake through her badonkadonk. Which is Hara-Kiri to Faendal, known smell fetishist.

Once a big booty said, "I have a small booty hidden in my pink knickers with three sweetrolls that are burnt off my beautiful booty!"

The booty was annoyed by the smelly chickens who attacked her smexy ass with little force, with their crazy mouse minions of Hermaeus Mora and Miraak as they copulate in the brothels of Sanguine, where Aela works

(Alright. Just a few minor deviations from the rules, normal for a starting thread. So I've highlighted some key ones on the OP, like not posting more than 3 words, and copy/pasting the text, and allowing others to post before you do it again)