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Rather wrote: TamrielSerialKiller wrote: I would invite Mudcrabs only. Mudcraps in bowties, not those lazy mudcraps from oblivion im talking bad ass mudcraps from morrowind back when mudcraps were awesome. The whole church filled with Mudcraps, in bowties.

After saying our voe's we would walk away from the altar while the other mudcraps would throw rice at us, that is until some1 hit Delilah (my Mudcrap wife) in the eye with a piece of rice. I would ofcourse have to challenge the mudcrap responsible to a dance off, i start doing some electric boogie moves, while the mudcrap in bowtie would do crazy breakdance spins on his shell, needless 2 say i would loose that dance off, cuz comeon spinning on ur shield givin me the finger is a bad ass move. I would obviously have to beat the mudcrap 2 death with my fists after the danceoff, that way restoring the lost honor of my bride Delilah. We would then proceed in normal wedding style and drink our brains out while spraying the church with diareaa, mudcraps spinning shooting fecal matter.

There will be a shrimp buffet Dafuq did I just Read? I'm pretty sure you read the works of the greatest wedding planner ever born.