Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-11766885-20131022094732/@comment-202.156.8.15-20131027080942

Would you accept a cult of sheogorath?

Initiate: free cheese, eating cheese restores more HP

Acolyte: More cheese, can summon one exploding cheese a day (greater power)

Faithful, Even more cheese, a white phial style cheese that regenrates everyday that you can eat, summons 5 exploding cheeses instead.

Zealot: Lots of cheese a day, cheese=potion of extreme healing, cheese arrows (can eat as well as shoot). Summons a rain of exploding cheeses instead

Madman: Every enemy drops cheese, Cheese=potion of ultimate healing, cheese rain becomes lesser power, wabbajack has infinite charges. New greater power to make anything explode into a pile of cheese

I know alot of you want to join up if this existed, but it probably will not, so don't get your hopes up