User:Miraak Obama

Hello, citizen!
Hi. I'm Miraak Obama. You should already know me. First off, I am Miraak's long lost adopted brother. I am the President of the United States of Apocrypha, if you must know. My best friend was Alduin, as we used to have tea every Sundas. But now, Konahrik, a fellow dragon priest, is my BFF. He was the one who killed Alduin. It turned out, every Sundas I was having tea with an insane Talos priest from Whiterun.

You know me... You just don't know it.
My real name, as all of you know, is James. My Polish (actual) name, however, is Jamzurek Kacper Ruszczyk (Jahmz-yer-eck Kas-pur Rus-gyeeke, with a soft g). I was born in a distant land...

Okay, not very distant, but from where I live it is. I was born in Krakow, Poland, with my faboo family, which consists of my mom, dad, and little sister. I moved like, every eighty years...

Kidding, that's not possible. After living in Poland for about 6 years, I moved to Australia, where I lived for 4 years. Needless to say, I loved that place, and I'm lucky to be able to visit there that often. After those fabulous four years, we moved yet again, this time to another continent. North 'Murica. The country, you ask? 'Murica. I love Murica, because it is nice... And stuff. Been living here for five years now, thus concluding I'm 15 years old.

I am an artist, musician, gamer, a man, and several more things.

I play an instrument, which is the cello. I've started in 6th grade, and I love it. So much that I wish to give up phys ed for the rest of my live. Wait, everyone could do without the outdoors. Theres a reason people built houses, y'know.

The, uh, Elder Scrolls and me...
It started off with Skyrim. My friends had it, and I was jealous. So I hated it. That was until I got it. Boy, I was wrong. Then, I got Oblivion goty edition for Xbox. All I can say is "FLYYIINNNN', FLYIN' IN THE SKYYYYY! CLIFF RACER FLIES SO HIIIGHHH, FLYYIINNN'"

Well, my favorite race should be obvious. Its Altmer. Just kidding, not a chance. It's Breton in case you didn't notice.

In thy holy The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, I sided with the Imperials. Because Michael Hogan, Balgruuf, and all that crap. In ESO, I am siding with the Daggerfall Covenant.

Why?

Because I am a Breton, and I shall stay Breton.

And also the fact that their representative in the trailers an ultra badass. I am an ESO Breton rogue guy wannabe/fanboy.

My Elder Scrolls characters consists of a bunch of interesting people..

Leotholdus- My very first and favorite TES character. He is a Breton Dragonborn [SKYRIM]

Davyn Sero- The younger Sadistic brother of Teldryn Sero. [SKYRIM]

Selene- Some Imperial chick or something. [SKYRIM]

Leotholdus- Ancestor to my Dovahkiin. [OBLIVION]

Nicknames
Mobama

Jams-Her-Throat

Pollockiin

mirik

Mir

Wakky

James

Leo

President of Apocrypha

Phony

Dupa

Mr. President

Jamzurek

MO

Jamz

My side of the Skyrim Civil war
I am neutral/Imperial. I was destined to join the Stormcloaks the first couple hours of my Skyrim Gameplay, but it quickly took a turn..

Here I am, Legate Leotholdus..

Wall of quotes
Feel free to leave a quote on this. Any spam will be shot and burned, and highly unecessary/inapproriate ones will suffer the same fate.

"feels like this chat is full of einsteins." ~NukaTurtle

" That is just like my Serana character marrying Serana" ~Alduin1996

" i...love pizza butzecks" ~Spidermanfromthe60s

"Likes-That-Tail gives pickle a nickel for letting him tickle his pickel for a nickel." ~LTT

"Fucking marshmallows taste like miracles." ~NukaTurtle

" I hunt with an ostrich. Beat that." ~Mannimarco the Worm King

"Assassinate an Emperor and get away with it. Go to jail for stealing a potato." High King Dragonborn (talk) 00:52, June 21, 2014 (UTC)Torygg

"I'm the real CHIM Shady so sit down, N'wah!" --CHIM Shady (talk) 19:36, July 5, 2014 (UTC)

"Heisenberg is the TRUE king of Westeros!" - Zippertrain85