Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16047389-20131209221845/@comment-202.156.8.10-20131214124823

Don't drops the soap saves Nazeem by grabbing on to him by the balls and the cliff (with the other hand), but Dovahkiin (The vampiric vampire hunter who is sun immune and a werewolf as well, who learned the art of wearing multiple rings and amulets) was distracted by Serana (who was wearing tavern clothes at that time) and dropped his (spare) sword over the cliff, slicing Don't drops the soap's arm off and sending Nazeeem spiralling into the abyss, a eerie argonian vampire hand clutching his right ball (the left is gone!)

(the brackets are for better understanding, but do not contribute in any way to the story)