Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-11398314-20130812233524/@comment-19365920-20140220133533

Overview: Skyrim and cyrodiil were nuked, the akavir exploded sue to toasters, morrowind was going crazy, high rock dropped dead, orsinium and hammerfell never really existed, there was never any ozone above valenwood so they died of cancer when the trees dissipated, islands were turned into shirts (the people were rescued by obamney), elseweyr overdosed, atmora was amputated due to frostbite, black marsh turned into a giant strip club and went bankrupt after making it rain. They sought financial support from cyrodiil but got leukemia instead, morrowind invented a machinegun, well, a crazy person IN morrowind did, he shot everybody there (except for the rp characters, thats against the rules), pokemon covered summerset which was split in two by a giant stripper pole, a civil war split northern summerset in two, south summerset froze, northwest summerset used pokemon and northeast summerset split in two after trying to use magic on northeast summerset.