Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-5320677-20140518233406/@comment-5583506-20140531000933

Valkyrie shoved with all her strength her back against the iron doors with a loud slam.

"The rotten bastards may not be able to break through this now", she grunted and repayed a shove from the other side of the door, "but it is only a matter of time before their number grows, and then they will come stomping in through these gates like a drunken dragon that hasn't got laid in a month!"

Where did I ever come up with such a stupid parable?