Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16047389-20131113192401/@comment-9062114-20131210163244

Dark Jeto wrote: I am Matilda, the Sexy Sload b1tch Centurion that murdered our fabulous iguana merchant, who ate Julien Mcmackey mack Sr. Stop You hammer faced son of idiots! Woah, orcs are So cute and sexy Balls between taint and Sacks of acid.

“Berries explode poop violently odd like Lady Gaga when eating raw antlers with poptarts gas” said Confusion Junior. The Fifteenth Baconmonger is boss of Horkers. Khajiit steaks are awesome, but smells like dirty pussy magnet.

“Mitt Balls roughly squeezed through my bladder and finger tips, ate tasty fish-like salesmen,  gast-Traveled through (yet hated by) the Stormcloak’s love snow, and hated poptarts, liars, and equality. Psych!” said, Batman.

Painiscupcake is MAIQBORN, because reasons are irrelevant towards fishcakes. Paste is nasty. Pickle Seller loves poop very much. Reptile trolls wikis and snakes. Invasive Trucks Carrying Doomsday theories exploded gonorrhea in Curitiba violently with slimy whimy and disgusting limey extract from the birds. Reproductive experiments hate during Christmas night be wrong or pleasurable. And then, it became apparent that he was weird. Suddenly, explosive rainbows digested glowing zombies flew Oozing whipped chocolate across Talos’ virgin. Cupcakes are crazy good.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is Yoda and Steve's worst parable about intercourse videogames. An Explosive d*ck entered someone's snake. Bathroom door was opening Canned Food with d*cks in a soup full of worms. An intergalactic spaceworm F*cked a duck scientist with millions of hydrophilic nerds that love Slartibartfast gas of Uranus. As Arthur pulled the flashlight out of the Falmer, he dislikes bloody sweetroll Neymar. Valerica fucks Harkon and Serana with Vingalmo, but Serana loves nords and Magrathians special Zoidberg sauce of south Australia, which is awesome.

Ornstein is badass and Neymar ran into the ass of Alduin. Talos is a cool guy, but is God of War. But he is a bitch. Also he says “Hi. I am boss of Lordran.”  The Weird dunmer robot from Black future entered the room of sticks and sexual fish, but only if Ninjas kill bacteria. Galactus likes to eat dragonborns roughly with massive spoons and mediocre sporks. Fishysalesman was my lover hagraven person who loved asses, muffins, and penises. However, Akuma didn't think Ryu was Nerevarine of Cyrodiil. Atlas cried because president Cat despises the dead. Reptile fucked himself hard and saved Dovahkiin from his claw at midnight when M'aiq the Liar had special bacon, and eggs are sexually transmitted diseases, and Kim Vivec of Apple Sauce is delicious. However, Aboriginal Monkey Man was 360. But, Galactus ate paste from cupcakes, and Bilbo Baggins killed Vader Skorge with mustard  juice in Africa and Curitiba when Bob  the Destroyer of Google was Gandalf's favourite prostitute from Oblivion. Crisis was the Mann who ate water balloons, and who caused this incident. Macklemore gazed into  galactus`s wormhole in a laundromat which Mans1ay3r ate with General Galactus´s Banana.

It's.... one of the greatest things I've ever read.