Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-94.7.176.80-20130623190929/@comment-26269116-20150411150017

71.223.245.128 wrote: No no no! Thoose recipes are all wrong! You are supposed to take Luna moth wing dust and stir it with netch jelly then leave outside for 4 days. Then chop up a Giant's toe and boil it in frost spider venom with some serana blood. Next you dump all the ingredients in a barrel and leave outside for 8 days. Finally you boil 3 bottles of skooma, redwater sewage, taproot extract, giant's blood, and a hint of powdered Nighshade and Deathbell, dump all ingredients in an uncooked pie crust and bake it for 7 days! I call it CRYTUFTFYITJRRYRYRTUYTDYDTV because it gives you a delicious mini stroke with just a few months of savory coma mmmmmm savory coma! Anyways that's how I do it.

While this may be all well and good, but I truly think you substituted the baked pie portion out of laziness. After boiling everything down, you dump it in a prepared pit. The pit is coated with slime, in order to prevent seepage. Afterwards, the pit is covered with Stalhrim and allowed to ferment for exactly one year to the day. Then just put a pinch under the tongue, and away you go... Taken as prescribed allows the yielded contents to last exactly one year. Note: Over-fermenting can lead to death!