Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-11276487-20130729162631/@comment-24735981-20140630015022

I would order Skyrim's labor force to paint the terrain polka dot. In addition, I would order the gates to be opened to the dragons, just for fun. Invading bandits would be caught and hanged publicly. The bodies would be placed in a giant bowl, and blended. The next volley of pillagers would be forced to drink this before hanged.

The Embassy would not be openly challenged, but they WOULD receive some hard ass hate mail every week. The stragglers would be secretly kidnapped, tortured for fun, and forced to fight their brethren for promised salvation, of which I would take back at the last minute. Ulfric would also be executed, because why not? And all racist hags will be beaten mercilessly by an imposing orc cult.

Utopia at its finest.