User:Hadebrand The Bard

Hadebrand is my birth name, Hadebrand the Bard!

Slayer of dragons, and harasser of the Whiterun guard.

Many have met me, and few can forget

That I'm a person they see as a threat.

This is my page that you've been leafing through.

You may stay for a drink, or some barbecue.

If you're against me, you might as well be dead,

And you are, now that I've cut off your head.