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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SENSE YOUR STUPIDITY, ALL OF YOU!

I AM MEHRUNES DAGON, DAEDRIC PRINCE OF REVOLUTION!

I HAVE BEEN PLANNING WITH MY MINIONS FOR AN ENTIRE ERA. SOON THE EMPIRE WILL BE DESTROYED, THE DOMINION WILL LIE IN RUINS, AND EVERY NORD WILL BE IN SOVNGARDE! WE DAEDRA WILL WEAR CLOAKS MADE OF KHAJIIT PELTS, AND OUR WIVES WILL HAVE HANDBAGS MADE OF ARGONIAN SKIN!!

THE BRETONS AND REDGUARDS' SOULS WILL BE DEVOURED, AND THE ORCS AND DUNMER WILL BE SKINNED ALIVE.

GENERAL WHITACUS, A SPECIAL TREAT IS IN STORE FOR YOU. WE SHALL THROW YOU INTO A PIT OF CHAURUS, AND WATCH YOU SUFFER FROM THEIR FOUL POISON, BUT THE PAIN WILL LAST FOREVER, AS YOU WILL BE RESURRECTED EVERY TIME YOU DIE!