Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-11549959-20130824222916/@comment-24267938-20130831115635

"When I was 13 I accidentally brewed gonorrhea, hehe! Most of the townsfolk think it's the work of the gods! For an alchemist like myself, to create this gonorrhea from nothingness is.. Poetry!" *Walks away* *opens book* "Roses are red violets are blue, went to the pizzeria came back with gonorrhea."