Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-12599067-20141127202735/@comment-12599067-20141229054927

The guard gave Conall a quick once-over and turned back to Kasra, then cleared his throat and seemed to straighten himself, making himself a little taller and more impressive.

"Well, you'd be happy to know that Solitude is the safest city in all of Skyrim," the guard answered, sounding quite proud with himself. "We're all very well conditioned. Keeps us all strong and ready for whatever happens."

"Keep it in your pants, Sigmund," the other guard, who sat by the gate, reminded him.

"Get your mind out of the gutter, Agnarr," Sigmund snapped back, to which Agnarr snorted in answer. Sigmund seemed to glare at him for a moment, then turned back to Kasra and Conall. "As I was saying. The city's perfectly safe, and it'll stay that way with strong folks such as myself and my friend here to keep the streets free of trouble. So as long as you don't start any, you're welcome in the city," the guard said in a statement that was seemingly directed more towards Conall than Kasra before he stepped aside, allowing them to pass.