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Encyclopedia Sheogorathica, Book II, Cheese to Fishy Stick, Chapter thingymabob, Verses 3-24 and a bit

And the Dovahkiin did praise Sheogorath on High Hrothgar, saying "Oh Madgod, bless this thy Wabbajack, show that it may turn thy enemies unto tiny sweetrolls, in thy mercy.

And the Daedra did grin, and there was cheese for everyone (or maybe no one) and the nords did feast upon the sweetrolls, and lambs, and stoats, and anchovies, and sweetrolls, and bears, and fishy sticks, and argonians, and carp, and altmer, and sweetrolls...

And Haskill did say, "Skip a bit, my lord."

And Sheogorath did speak unto the Dovahkiin, saying "First, thou shalt point the Staff, and say the sacred words, "Ta, Come visit again! Or I'll pluck out your eyes!", then, shalt though count to three. three shalt be the number of thy counting, and the number of thy counting shalt be three. Thou shalt not count to four, nor only to two, accepting that though then proceedeth to three. Five is right out, and if thou proceedeth to five, thou shalt succeed. Or Fail. Or be Confused. Or terribly lacking in Good Judgement, in which case, out come the intestines.

When thou hast proceeded to three, then thou shalt let rip with the energies of the Wabbajack, and it shall Move Mountains. And Mount Movements.

Amen.

And the Dovahkiin did bow down before the glory of Sheogarath. Then did Paarthunax approach him, and he spake thusly: "What the Krosis does Amen mean?"