User blog:The Milkman/Bellum

With the civil war raging in Skyrim, I know it may be difficult to pick sides. Fear not confused warriors, below is a list of pros and cons to aid you in you misguided bloodlust. If you any questions, objections, or interjections, sound off in the comment section.

We Are Legion

 * Let's face it. If the Empire doesn't win, the Thalmor will, and they are total dicks.
 * The Legion has much better armour. The Stormcloak cuirass looks like the guard uniforms seen in towns. Personally, I would much rather look like a Roman legionnaire than some homeless guy who took an arrow to the knee. If you're gonna win a war, do it in style.
 * Michael Hogan is leading the Legion.
 * They did apologise for almost cutting off your head. That means something right?
 * Talos was kind of a johnny come lately to the whole divines thing anyway.
 * Nords are kind of racist.

Fight the Power!

 * Apologies be damned! They tried to cut off your head!
 * Imperials are faithless.
 * Skyrim belongs to the Nords, according to every Nord bandit I have ever fought.
 * Ulfric is kind of badass. His voice is so awesome, it kills people.
 * Talos cures diseases. You don't want to piss of Talos.
 * The Legion tortures people. Either that, or Helgen has some freaky S&M dungeons.