Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29461586-20140320102002/@comment-25012303-20140409230431

Granted, but your wish is carried out by the mega hipster, who does the exact opposite of your request, granting you everything, plus three Nazeems.

I wish for the dingus with the pink spuds to have made use of the perfectly good shotgun and vat of grease that I left him.