Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-9062114-20131105030334/@comment-19365920-20131222004506

Redneck Republican woke up in the dungeons. He had been captured by the guards while he was asleep. He tried everything possible but couldn't escape. A few minutes late the guards swung by and threw a body into his cell. It was Maven.

"You think I care about this #@$%#?"

"No, but you care about the stench" the guard replied

As the guards closed the gate, Redneck Republican charges out and tackles onto the fence. The fence breaks and he and the guard fall down to the first floor of the dungeons. Redneck Republican pounds the guard until the other guard jumps down with his sword. Redneck grabs the other guard's sword and parries an attack. Suddenly 2 more guards appeared to take him down. One had a bow, which he fired. It landed square in his arm. Redneck impaled the guard he had been fighting, quick took his keys and ducked a swing of a sword. He threw the bowman to one side and kept running. Suddenly a guard ran him through from behind. He had been hiding behind a corner. Redneck began to cough up blood and then he died.

Meanwhile the repubbie's mage ducked behind a corner and waited a while. After some time a group of guards stepped out of the barracks and exploded on the well placed fire rune. The mage took their things and left 4 naked bodies. He was returning to base through a secret entrance. When the entrance opened a guard ran out and stabbe the wizard. He was dead. Not too long after thatthe guard who stabbed the mage was pierced by an arrow in the chest...