Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-14011542-20131009214425/@comment-26440657-20150606061652

My Khajiit named Vallendusk was a devoted worshipper of The Skooma Cat. She used skooma 24/7 since she was a small kitten and have never been sober since. One day during a Skooma Cat festival, Vallendusk was partying with her friends high on skooma when she passed out... When Vallendusk woke up she was tied up and was on a carriage headed to Helgen about to be beheaded. Vallendusk, being tied up and held captive without any skooma available became sober for the first time in decades with the most epic hangover to ever be experienced by a mortal, she had no memory at all of her entire life and had no clue on why she was arrested and about to be executed. Luckily a dragon attacked and she managed to escape and that's the start of her quest to retrace her steps and find her long lost memories. In the midst of her adventures she met Sheogorath inside the mind of Pelagius the 3rd and discovered her true Identity... Sheogorath had revealed that Vallendusk was a Thane of all holds, Harbinger of the companions, Archmage of the college of winterhold, Guild master of the thieves guild, the legendary Dragonborn etc. etc. Vallendusk was INSANE and now she had found her true friend Pelagius and her one true God, Sheogorath the Skooma Cat... Now Vallendusk is currently on the rampage to kill all dragons with the belief that she can "puff the magic dragon"...