User blog comment:The Milkman/Life Lessons From Skyrim, Part II/@comment-2007196-20121113184437

"Dogs have to bark every five seconds, lest you forget that they are in fact dogs." Because they might be a very small horse in disguise. On another note: Flowers weigh 33% of a pound.

Draugr drop Black-Briar Mead. (Where do they even get that? Is there some sort of delivery man who drops modern artefacts into ancient tombs?)

Chickens will snitch on you, just like horses and Cows.

The Couriers have no guild, or home base of operations, and as a result, are too poor to afford clothes.

No one is required to eat to survive, and eating food will instantly close minor wounds.

Darkness impairs no one's vision, except for those with dragon souls. Exception: the object in the darkness is squatting.