User:Shirukunai

Yeah um o-o I've no clue what I'm doing. Oh well! *proceeds to make worst example of a profile ever*

Just who am I anyway?
I go by many names in the land of the Interwebs, but I am most commonly called Mae. (Nope, not my real name. Why Mae? That is a story in itself, involving a little-known MMORPG, a search for an unused character name, a guild, and the discovery of a surprise Me-twin who turned out to be totally awesome. But alas, it is too long, and I am too lazy to type it) I'm just your run-of-the-mill average nerd. I like gaming, but I am a bit particular with what games I enjoy. I'm also a bit limited to what games I am able to enjoy, as my laptop has unfortunately undergone a premature death that did not involve attacking samurai and a morphing ninja-laptop-princess, as it should have. I play Skyrim on an Xbox, and visit the wiki on my Kindle (touchscreen keyboards = rage inducing blah-ness x-X).

For all you nosey/curious people out there, my interests include but are not limited to: Skyrim, music, books, Japan, woodland creatures, non-woodland creatures, manga, anime, shiny stuff, random awesomeness, psychology, the Internet, Khajiit, and procrastination!

I also would like to note that I do have ADD, so although it is easier to keep mostly on topic with the typing and ability to read what I've said previously, my mind is likely thinking about something else entirely different. I have been known to get distracted by shiny things, anything that sparkles/glitters/shimmers, furry mammalian creatures, bright colors, etc.

My Skyrim Characters
1) a Breton Dawnguard warrior whose name I've long since forgotten, who was supposed to be all honor and sunshine and goodness, etc....I grew bored of her however.

2) an Imperial vampire by the name of Xernise, who was the total opposite of Miss Sunshine up there.  She has slain Harkon, Miraak, and a number of NPCs (whose names I've also forgotten) in service to Sithis and the Night Mother. Her favorite pastimes are killing, feeding, and walking around Skyrim with Serana, striking terror in the hearts of many.

3) And of course, my pride and joy, Khara'hii, the sneaky sniper thief Khajiit. She is the Supreme Lord and Ruler of All Thiev-...ehem *cough* ...I mean, the Thieves' Guild Guild Master. She has been blessed with the most adorable face to ever grace a mortal, and is a beautiful example of the awesomeness that is the Khajiit. She thoroughly enjoys sashaying around town, showing off her elegant tail and overall Khajiit-ness. She also enjoys long walks on the beach, exploring the wilds of Skyrim, and clawing off the face of every lowlife jerk that dares to insult and discriminate against other races (I'm looking at you, Ulfric >->).  Her partner-in-crime is her beloved Kharjo, and they both eagerly await the day that Khajiiti marriage is allowed in Skyrim. Her most hated person is that creep in Windhelm that goes around disturbing the peace in the Grey Quarter every night (darn his being marked as essential!). She dreams of marrying Kharjo and adopting a Khajiiti cub of their own, making that racist Windhelm creep die a slow and painful death, and ridding Skyrim of both discrimination and the Thalmor. Did I mention she's absolutely adorable? c: