Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-11276487-20130727174715/@comment-14222126-20130803063501

Legate Alexandros wrote: Too big to fit in the house...

Who said you would be living in a house? You'd most probably be roughing it on some secluded sub-zero mountain pass, with human and other remains for company.

Bar that, you cannot possibly want to assign human qualities and human values to dragons. You are most probably going to have to take what you get and be content to live as sorts of a slave to your dragons will. I know some people think that master/slave relationships are hot, but once the honeymoon is over your really going to start to wonder what the hell have I gotten myself into. And even if sex was remotely possible, who said that the dragon would be interested in mounting your scrawny *ss in the first place?

I think in most cases, a long distance relationship would definitely be preferable.