Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-10207438-20130806022708/@comment-23958911-20131015131012

I was making my way up to Black-Briar Lodge when one of the Black-Briar Mercenaries started running and swinging his greatsword around. I snuck closer to get a better look, thinking there must have been a bear, some vampires, bandits or something like that, but then I realised he was chasing a chicken. A second bandit then appeared, shouting & firing arrows at the poor bird. Fortunately he was a terrible shot & the chicken was pretty nippy, so it managed to keep out of harms way for quite a while, giving me quite an entertaining show before eventually being hacked down by the brave (*ahem*) sword-wielding merc.

I'm still trying to work out what the chicken had done to attract the wrath of the mercenary: Was it clucking a little to nonchalantly for his liking? Did it peck his steel-capped toe? Lay an egg in his helmet? Perhaps it was a werechick & had tried to peck his eyes out. Or were the mercs were just really hungry? Answers on a postcard please...