Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-23371555-20131001055248/@comment-23371555-20131003205656

Conan's Armpit wrote: I once turned Lydia into a space hampster called boo using the Wabbajack. I promptly put her into my pocket for easy travel. Totally forgot that she would change back into Lydia and was so annoyed that I reverse pickpocketed her and put a hand grenade in her breech's. Oh the humanity!!! Sanguine is quite annoyed that you lethally humiliated his favorite follower. Therefore, you will be transported outside Winterhold without any clothes, weapons, Sepims, and food or drink. Good day sir! And good luck.

Oh, and your image will be magically broadcasted to all other pranksters. For betting purposes.

(Conan's Armpit is teleported away and his happenings are displayed in a small portal .)

Who wants to bet their mead first?