Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5614539-20141125073726/@comment-24902649-20141129083841

Granted. Your head explodes from the knowledge of the terrors that lurk just beneath the taut membranes of reality, patiently waiting for eternities until they might worm their way through a tear in space-time, bursting forth to consume all you love and hold dear.

I wish for thinner thighs in thirty days.