Letter from the Necromancers

Notice
In the letter below, you will find variables instead of the names and places shown in game. For a more comfortable reading, they have been replaced with {...}.

Content
My Dear, Dear {...}, Sorry for this inelegant but expediential means of communication. Our enemies have made quite a mess of your, well, shall we say, not-quite-but-almost snow white life. As much as we respect and admire thievery, as you did not commit these particular honors, we think it best that you expose the true architect to the eyes and nooses of the admiring public. The person with whom it would be most efficacious for you to speak is {...}, a {...} you may find lolling about {...}. You will probably not find {her/him} the friendliest of persons. After all, {she/he} is the witness who saw you at {...}'s, stealing the {...}. Nevertheless, with a little effort, you might gain some information from the encounter. Good luck, my dear. There is surely nothing more tiresome than being accused of an act of wanton, diabolic avarice for which you are uncharacteristically innocent. -- The Necromancers