Board Thread:Oblivion/@comment-10104661-20140214213438/@comment-10104661-20140410023919

This should be my last one for now.

Story number five: The Acrobat

I'm sure you've seen the Black Horse Courier horses running around, correct? They're really fast and often hard to catch up to. So I thought, "okay, challenge accepted!" So I proceed to chase her down on my significantly slower horse and learn her path, cornering her a few times along the way. So I collect copies of the Courier, just like normally. Then one day I tried this, weird things happened. I talked to the rider, when all of a sudden she starts rolling around in her saddle very slowly as if she was doing somersaults in slow motion while sitting down. Her hands remained in a position as if she were holding reins the whole time, even when her body was flipped the other way. Also, she kept trying to look me in the eyes and got some weird head positions in while rolling around. I swear this lady should have broken her neck, but no. She had some serious SKILL. It's settled. Sheogorath has taken over the world.