Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-49.144.138.168-20130609045329/@comment-12323583-20131205192044

My favourites are when the Guards are Derps.

"If those WHITERUN Guards can take down a Dragon, so can we"- Said by a WHITERUN Guard in Riverwood.

"Destruction Magic's fine. Just don't go burning down any buildings"- Said by Guards when you have Frost Magic Equipped.

(I'll add more when I think of them)