Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-14011542-20131009214425/@comment-121.220.52.197-20131114130319

Once upon a time in a land far far away named Valenwood there was a happy Wood Elf family. The Pappa's name was Arnoth and t, Phe mamma's name was lyna, these to Elves loved each other very much and decided to have a baby. After several failed attempts the two parents where about to give up until suddenly a Werevulture flew through the window and dropped a baby Wood Elf on the floor. The WereVulture then looked at the two parents and said "Take this child and raise him as thous own. but if thou revels to thy child its past bad things will happen so what ever thou does never ever say-" the WereVulture never finished its sentence because by then Arnoth had picked up his axe and chopped its bloody head off.

After a wonderful Vulture dinner the two parents decided to name the boy Phazza for what ever reason that came to mind. Phazza was a wired child growing up who costently talked about another world where people playyed there lives they where living right now and that this world was not real. he also talked about a place called the internet where people like to talk about there adventures within what he called a "game".

His parents worried for him so they took him to Healer who gave the boy drugs, the drugs fixxed the boy right up but they had a narsty side efect they turned his hair red! Phazza was shunned for being 'souless' as everyone called him, Phazza quickly learned how to use a bow to go on long hunts in the woods by himself where he would spent hours on end shooting and gutting animals just for the joy of killing. Phazza kept his cool until one day a exstremly raisist nord came into town. the Nord called Phazza horrible nasty names which hurt Phazzas feelings.

Phazza decided to put and end to this permently.

Phazza Ran of to the local magic store and 'borrowed' a flame spell after shooting and gutting he store owner. Phazza then went to the bar where the nord was staying flame spell in hand axe in the other, Phazza then went inside cut the nord up into tiny pices and burned the place to the ground.

Doibg this made Phazza tingle inside he felt... good so good he needed to do this more so he began a murder spree killing everyone in his home village if it was by Bow,axe or flame he did not spare anyone not even the unkillable children. by the time Phazza was finished he was covered in blood and ash. sure that people would come for him after what he had done he ran into the woods but nakked (he burned his clothes off ages ago).

Phazza spent years in the wil killing anyone or anytthing he sore as a threat.... He murdered untire towns making his way north in hunt for the race that had driven him over the edge of sanity.

but when he arived  in the land of Skyrim he was caught of gaurd in the nood taking a piss by an imperial ambush. he killed his fair share before they took him down tying him up and dumped him in a carrage.

As Phazza came to he found himself in Helgen surounded by 'prey' and in raggs. Jumping of the carrage he was soon asked by what would be his first Nord kill in the land of Skyrim who he was.

Phazza licked his lips before replying "Phazza.... the Deranged".