Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16047389-20140707141359/@comment-24530992-20140723140529

("Ulfric made Galmar into a female using his shouts. Joe ate Alduin and Miraak's sweetrolls again, because reasons unknown to anyone." Wtf

"Nazeem, Galmar, and a chicken ate pidgeons for birthdays." Not inviting them to my birthday.

"Ysolda YOL'ed whilst yodeling show tunesb causing seismic waves." Just... w0t.

"Claus Gibblefrank undressed Balgruuf, and spanked Farengar so stop whining." k

"Tullius's breeches were wetted due to his potato dick." I'm done. Just.. Wtf.)