Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-3471274-20130606153913/@comment-37396404-20191102214113

yo okay so here me out here.

What if Vulthuryol was just, like, really really tired and so he went into the cave and just said "yeah yknow what this seems like a good place to hibernate for 400 years." But then, he only sleeps for 399 years and 11 months until the dragonborn comes along, like an alarm clock that's gone off 1 month too early, and wakes him up. Big man Vully then swoops down to find out who woke him up, sees it's this shouting lunatic who thought it'd be funny to "ding the big glowy orb lmao" and decides to kill him for interrupting Dragon Nap Time. However, he's too groggy from having being woken up early, so he's too tired to fly for extended periods of time, and as a result the Dragonborn kills him, and the last thing the dragon thinks is "I never got to finish that damn nap" while the Dova does a fortnite dance over the dragonborn's body because he installed a mod for it.