User blog comment:Deyvid Petteys/Elder Scrolls Online...On Your Xbox?/@comment-176.253.163.166-20130415152129

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Well it all started when chicken was a young boy, he was raised by a wealthy and loving family.

One day chicken walked in on his father playing poker and gambling and his father told him never to gamble, but chicken didnt listen and started to dream of his gambling days and as he got older his love for gambling continued to grow.

Then one day his father passed away but chicken only cared about the will for he wanted gambling money but his father left it all to his cousin (gorila) for he feared chicken would gamble it away.

So chicken snuck into his cousins house and threw a banana out the window, knowing gorila would jump after it, and he did.

The fall was so large he became a monkey pancake when he hit the floor (he died).

Chicken gained the money from his cousins will because he didnt know of his gambling problem.

Chicken spent day and night gambling with all his money but he was very bad and soon all his money disapeared and then chicken was left with nothing except a starving son.

Later his son died of starvation so the chicken was forced to go to co-operative funerel careto give his son a nice funeral and it seemed the co-op was across the road!

AND THATS WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD!