Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-3076045-20130112202304/@comment-6336669-20130815064251

What if.... Uriel VII allowed himself to die, seeing as he knew his time was nearing it's end, to throw the world in to chaos, to allow the Oblivion Gates to open, because he knew that if he did not choose to die, and potentially let the world come to an end if it were not for a single person, the entire UNIVERSE would IMPLODE on itself, to form anew the exact same universe, with the exact same people, but they each had a very small hair on the inside of their left buttock, allowing their "Wind" to have a slight rightward turn went exiting, combining the force of everyone "Blowing Wind" in the same direction, forcing the Dragonfire barriers to fall, only if enough force (Such as the Amulet of Kings not in the hands of a Septim) were to happen, restarting the exact same cycle in the current universe, which is made up of the OTHER UNIVERSE, where the exact same events happened, but with less body hair, effectively creating a paradox, due to the events that had reoccured, and so formed our world where we contemplate these things, where we hit the head of the nail, so to speak, so THE GODS THEMSELVES saw this and had to quickly divide by 0, to form back in to the original UNIVERSE, to give Uriel a second chance at killing himself to send the world in to a chaotic frenzy, or destroy it once again, to forever send the universi to a never ending cycle of death, body hair, and contemplation of our MINDS?