Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5675031-20130120025330/@comment-6143109-20130213154847

And so ended the reign on Usher... which ushered in the 6th era... even though the 5th era had only been a few days long...

The people decided that their divine overlord, and master Paranoidsam should choose Usher's successor...

For many days and nights they preyed that The Paranoid One would choose someone good... they preyed that he would banish Justin Bieber to Oblivion.

Then He spoke to the people...

"My minions... I have decided who will reign over thee... Your new Emperor shall be... him!"

The Paranoid God pointed his finger at a town guard.

"My divine arrow hath struck thee on thy humble knee, thous ist truely blessed... what ist thy name?"

"Errr... Brian" said the guard.

"Arrise Sir Brian, ruler of all Tamriel, keeper of the sacred arrow in the knee..."