Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5538938-20130131173903/@comment-6143109-20130212031217

Sam decided it was time to hang up his battleaxe and settle down... He'd fought, men, mer, vampires, dragons and daedra... Now he wanted to relax a little, play some golf, put a band together... that sort of thing

He had a few regrets... he wished he'd never adopted those two bratts from the orphanage, scrounging bastards.

And if only he hadn't sold the Mace of Molag Bal so he could buy beer...