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The Akuma of Skyrim really likes Jarl Balgruuf the Greater. However, Dovahkiin doesn't like him like he loves Ulfric. Balgruuf later kissed the sword Chillrend, which was pissed at Ulfric for being discarded from Windhelm. Farengar was being secretive, when he jumped over the hooker Nazeem and punched Lydia. She kicked Nazeem's thorax so hard, it exploded into Oblivion. Skooma is Balgruuf's favorite drug in Whiterun, and Obamney. The love of Mara couldn't continue within the Jarl of Whiterun because his students betrayed his juice. Useless Housecarl is not pleasing potatoes roughly with his Wabbajack sack. Nazeem wandered onto the Jarl's courtmage Faranger, and ate a giant’s toe with cheese bread, and of course he liked it. High Elves get high frequently with Walt Extract from stinky fish from Carlotta's sewer of waste lands. Fallout Ten is boring. Jarl Smith was in jail for exterminating Proventus.

Balgruuf was the greatest swordsman to compete and win immunity from the eviction of Serana. Dovahkiin Mikhail loves food, but dislikes Balgruuf's apple because reasons and more reasons. Balgruuf is the gay Jarl of Whiterun, and he likes to tickle the innkeeper's hand. Babette loved Farengar so she planned for Balgruuf to breakdance radically with her ass. Santa has shit on kids like Braith, who call Balgruuf a “Grinch”. Galmar Stone-Fist hates Faranger Secret-Fire because he fucks little puppies intensely with a spoon machine. The spoons from Oblivion had been surgically weakened by Michael the Kirkbride of Bethesda.

Whiterun was sexier than Jarl Skald, and Skald decided to eat Whiterun. Balgruuf attacked Skald the Devourer of Whiterun and Dragonsreach. Nelkir took Dagny from Jorrvaskr. He tried to throw a fish up her ass was ripe with his. Regrettably, Balgruuf ate little annoying puppies from Soul Calibur. Humble Daedric orphans were f*cked by Pickles, because Farengar is Balgruuf's court wizard of Oz. Skyrim was pissed at Morrowind because Neloth blew Whiterun up and vandalized Torygg´s palace. Ulfric fucked Elenwen because he was using enhanced love potions. Dwemer created a replicated clone of Tiber Septim. Balgruuf birthed a horker with gonorrhea to jump over the moons along with Lydia. The tiny sword of Balgruuf’s virginity stabbed Program Alpha. Balgruuf instantly sent Nazeem to rot in Oblivion for irrational behavior misconduct. Balgruuf ate many pies made from Hagraven Juice. Jarls and Dragonborns joined the butt buddies and attack Balgruuf from behind. Moments after, the Greybeards obliterated Balgruuf's children into the butt buddies’ class. Ninjas raided Balgruuf's dresser and stole a sweetroll because he loves cakes made of cheese wheels. Chun of Lee is actually a clone of Balgruuf's Grandma named Somalia X-23 Prototype 88.