Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16047389-20131209221845/@comment-202.156.8.9-20131213121554

Luckily, don't drops the soap has enxchanged his lycantropy for vampirism, stepping in and saving Nazeem, but he missed his vampiric grip and ended flinging Nazeem into the Thalmor guards, who beat up Nazeem even more (Don't drops the soap also decided that enough is enough, after witnessing what happened to Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, so he decides to be straight).

(to keep track, so far, Nazeem is fit as a fiddle, except he has only his right (crushed) ball (hanging there cause the Kahvozein's fang slipped and destroyed his scrotum), half a crushed d**k (cause the dagger evicerated half, but it was kicked again and again), 1 finger (his right middle one) and a whole host of bruises)