User blog comment:G0LD3NF1RE/Dawnguard encounters issues with Playstation/@comment-5471717-20120902154531

I imagine the Sony rep coming into Beth's studio.

"So, what's the problem?"

"Uhh... Well, the entire game runs at 6 FPS when the Plugin is installed, and Females are talking with Male voices, and vice versa."

" *laughs* Are you kidding me?! THIS is your problem?"

"Well, yeah. Can you fix it?"

"Can I fix it? Damn right I can fix it!"

-Sony rep recodes entire plugin, works flawlessly-

"Wow! How did you do that?"

"I've been practicing with your Creation Kit. You should hire some modders out there, they could do your programmer's jobs blindfolded."

"We'll consider it. How much do we owe you?"

Sony Rep gets a serious face.

"Imma need about Tree Fiddy."