Board Thread:Lore Discussion/@comment-13417807-20130726023954/@comment-12654584-20130809060819

Twigman55 wrote:

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith And I was 'round when the Empire Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Titus Signed the treaty and sealed the empire's fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around Solitude When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the Tullius and his ministers Jarl Elisif screamed in vain I rode a carriage Held a general's rank When the Imperials raged And the bodies stank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for 4 years For the gods they worship I shouted out, "Who killed the Blades?" When after all It was The Aldmeri Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for Thalmor Who get killed before they reached the Embassy Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game Just as every guard is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Dragonborn Cause I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, um yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down Woo, who Oh yeah, get on down Oh yeah Oh yeah! Tell me baby, what's my name Tell me honey, can ya guess my name Tell me baby, what's my name I tell you one time, you're to blame Ooo, who Ooo, who Ooo, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Oh, yeah What's me name Tell me, baby, what's my name Tell me, sweetie, what's my name Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Ooo, who, who Oh, yeah Sympathy for the Devil Elder Scrolls style XD That was awesome, but may I ask why you posted it here, of all places?