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I would be the Daedric Prince of Peace, Fun, Luxury, Joy and Parties.

Name: Aer

Form: A strong man who's 8 feet tall and has two great shiny white wings, he's also wearing a sparkling armor made from a white metal that can break even the most powerful Daedric weapons and artifacts, and has an epic looking mask made from that same metal (that he wears only if he leaves his realm).

My Servants: Dremora (In the borders of my realm), Pixies (the servants who tend to me and my guests).

My Realm would be named: The Higher Grounds.

My Realm would be a place where death, evil, sadness, boredom and conflict are non-existant (a sort of pacification field will cover the whole realm and even the most evil beings will cast their bad nature aside), a place where people are always happy and having fun in an endless party, dancing and listening to their favorite music, eating and drinking heavenly foods and drinks, play their favorite games and sports, doing all kind of extreme actions without worrying about dying, and getting high on inoffensive drugs, and also where men and woman would have sex with each other or with any of my male and female Pixies (who are 1000 times cleaner and sexier than all mortal women/men) whenever, wherever and as long as they want to (Once they enter my realm, the libido of mortals/daedra is 100 times more powerful than in mortal planes).

I would live in my luxurious top notch royal castle, with my female servants, and I would invite my mortal champions and the Daedric Princes to party with me there every day.

The other Daedric Princes would love my realm (especially Sanguine and Sheogorath) and come over frequently to my castle in order to drown their sorrow, cast their rivalries and conflicts between each other aside and forget their failures in invading Nirn or torturing mortals, and to know what's it like to have fun.