Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-11398314-20130812233524/@comment-19365920-20141211025746

After hearing the loud crash, the green, sucker mouthed, atenna headed, bulbous blue-eyed, cyan alien folk arose from their pit homes on masser.

"I am greedo!" One introduces.

The nord he asks immediately murders him.

"Why did you do that, jerk?" says another man.

"He shot at me first."

"What? How did he miss?"

"Umm, he didn't shoot first?"

"Then you're a jerk"

"Uggh, nevermind. Name's George. George Lucas."

At the sound of this, hundreds of angry fans arose from the pile under various banners such as, "Crystal Skull sucks!" and "I liked the puppet band better!"