Board Thread:Lore Discussion/@comment-9601450-20131225183646/@comment-67.171.74.199-20140925165400

I FRAKKING KNOW ABOUT BOOBPLATES AND THEIR FRAKKING DANGERS. I FRAKKING KNOW THAT BOOBPLATES ARE NOT PRACTICAL.

Man, is this making me rage right now. I'm sorry to explode on you, but that felt extremely condescending, not to mention that most of the Skyrim female armors don't have boobplates.

What I am talking about is the MAJORITY of the Skyrim female armors.

. (an argument could be made for there being a small depression in the middle of the bulge there, but I'm feeling generous). .  (again, you could argue that there is a slight depression between the breasts but I'm feeling generous). . . . . . And pretty much any armor made of supple material, intended as padding and NOT solid protection, which includes most of the light armor selections (other than Glass and Elven which can frak directly off), would not have the problem of force redirection. (Obviously anything that bares the midriff is also Right Out, which is why I have a redesign of the Forsworn Armor lying about on a random piece of paper on my desk somewhere that actually does cover the midriff.)

I'm so sorry that I blamed you for how I felt when I read your post, but I really do know how armor works and I felt that you were condescending. Not to mention that "female armor in Skyrim" and "boobplate armor" are NOT synonymous and in fact the majority of the Skyrim female armors are actually practical, which I already told you.

Okay, that's not exactly the majority of armors, but it's a lot.

- WorshipsMeridia