Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16047389-20140513193708/@comment-16047389-20140530160955

''Farengar sat down, watching Odahving explode above Paarthurnax, while Alduin breathed fire upon Dragonsreach. Farengar's father adopted Serana into the Day Dreamer's Guild. Oddly enough, Farengar loathed Balgruuf after they kissed goodbye. “Why so serious?” Delphine wondered. Balgruuf and Farengar eat nirnroot and drink while sleeping or sleepwalking. Farengar lost his tomb because of Lydia and Miraak. However, Farengar's tombstone is desecrated all the time. “The milk drinkers are potatoes”, Farengar assumed. But he didn't eat them, until Namira ate Altmers. In Atmora you'll freeze unless Farengar cuddles with everybody there. Irileth used CHIM against Vivec when her sweetroll was burnt. ''

''Meanwhile, Farengar danced with Lydia inside just as he became Talos. Then he jogged up the stairs to do Nazeem a favor. Shlongs preached Talos with bananas and swords,  because Mistershlongalongas eat claymores. “Stop laughing at Balgruuf!” said Nazeem, while smoking pot. Farengar slapped Nazeem. “Of he who eats himself, becomes Vampiric.” Farengar assassinated Alduin, because he smiled. Ysgramor thanked Sheogorath for cheese and cheesy sweetrolls, but Mistershlongalonga McShlongson simply Incinerated Ysgramor's pride with fire and Farengar's love for dragons. Enchanting sensual muffins are nothing compared to Alduin and Paarthurnax enchanting Mistah Farengar's Mistershlongalonga. Whiterun shat in unison a lot, while reggae music played in a palace. This made Aetherius declare unstable war on Farengar's hamster, because it bombed Nazeem and Cloud District. ''

''Byakuya Kuchiki isn't real. Farengar isn't a Sweetroll Breton, which explains why he makes such sweetrolls with himself and Alduin while conjuring sweetrolls. They poisoned themselves with potions made by Farengar's sister, who loves killing puppies mercilessly with her massive fireballs, which are rumored to be fireballs painful towards puppies infected with infections. Finally, Farengar kicked his sister into Coldharbour. They were dancing enemies. All of them! Even Balgruuf danced with them after all that nonsense. Farengar and Jyggalag argued about Sweetroll High Elves from Sweetrollset Isles after scavenging shlongs. Spells and books are located at Dragonsreach. Sweetroll Falmer is a sweet. Farengar manslaughtered Ulfric with love. Tullius Cicero, the traitor, won somehow. Dragonsreach fell under Heimskr due to freaky-deaky Stormcloaks. “Can this Daedric ass fart be a poisonous gift?” said Farengar, while licking Irileth's Shlongerman. “Face it Irileth, my tongue hurts your cookie!” exclaimed Farengar with great power and dignity. Spider penice-illin? Don't lie Balgruuf, or else you will do PIE me. Farengar raged At Braith, because she violated my mother ,lovingly by candlelight with carrots. Mistershlongalonga married itself, because Sheogorath beat Vehk and Nazeem. Weird, doesn't the moon look like cheese because it's Healthy? Ysolda made Whiterun her flower flavored sleeping pills, that Farengar ate quickly.''