Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-14027812-20130815122328/@comment-24700384-20140729095536

I killed Viinturuth at his spawn site. I looted the body, I absorbed the soul. He was bones when I left. Ever since, especially in winterhold, his fully skinned, dead, ragdoll body gets forcefully shot out of landscape elements, like being fired out of a brick wall across the courtyard. Lands in a heap, locals ignore it. Happens in open world too, like when he flew through a mammoth only to come to rest face first in their fire. Or when I investigated a shipwreck only to find him upside down wedged in the lowest floor underwater. Or the time he was seemingly blasted off the moon, and landed so fast next to me that I twitched my sticks violently in shock and fell off bards leap, the hard way.

I got ambushed by a very quiet bear one day. He growled when he was maybe 10m from my back,  at a full charge, and I had my bow out already. I slowed time, drew an arrow, and put it straight in his forehead. Needless to say he died. And then he started breakdancing.....After about 10 mins of dancing, he came to a stop in a headstand, not touching the ground, supported only by the arrow. I've been through that spot many times since, and he's still there in the exact same position.

In my very first playthrough, I gravitated twords warhammers, and married/made a follower of Lydia. The very first time i found a giants camp, I wanted to sneak around, but lydia bum rushed the Giant. Knowing i had to save her, I rushed in and threw a power attack at the giant......while at the same time, the giant was almost done trying to put lydia in orbit. I somehow managed to miss a giant with a freaking wathammer, and CRUSHED Lydia instead., just as the giant was stomping on her. Either tat stomp or my hammer pushed Lydia's torso into the ground, and left her arms sticking out of it. I decided to kill teh giant and worry later, but just as the giant died, Lydia summoned all her strength an burst forth from her erthen confines...so violently that I have yet to find her body, only the sword she was holding. we expect the rest of her to pass the voyager probe sometime next week. All i ever found was the Great sword  had her using.

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