User blog:DubiousPeddler/Fishy on: UAM on: Fishy on

So, some guy without yoloswag named Nyanletgoniandash-FishSymbol decided to critique my Fishy On: series! I'll show this chav what for! Please keep in mind that this is entirely serious, and every bit of it should considered seriously.

''Idea by Sky Within,Voice Above. Please keep in mind this is entirely a joke and not a single bit of it should be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form.''

Ha! Unswaggy fagit can't even come up with his own ideas! Kill urself plz.

''Ok, so this wise guy called FishMerchant started making this blog series, and I was like "PARODY IS MINE ONLY I CAN DO IT PLS SATIRE IS COPYRIGHT ME". So I decided, what better way to get revenge than totally not copying the idea of critically reviewing blogs from another user? So yeah, in his latest addition about World War 2, he starts like this:''

Loser got my name wrong! This English jag goes on to say that I copied him! Can you beleaf the nerf of this guy?! This guy then goes on to say some junk about WW 1.5.

'''There's a civil war going on in Skyrim right now, and stuffs going down. Here's a basic overview.'''

''Ha, what a joke! Skyrim's a video game for nerds! He must be a total nerd, amirite?''

PLZZ. Get an life fagit, I'm not a nerd! I put my fan merchandise on like everyone else: 1 tentacle at a time!

'''Once upon a time, a bunch of high elves got really jelly of Tie-bird September and decided to denounce him as a god. The nerds of Pierim got so flippin furious, that this guy named Ulfunk Sniffcoke got really stoned one night and decided to rebel with these famous words.'''

''Oh wow, just look at this. Tie-bird September? ROFL HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL, everyone knows it's spelt Tiber Vivec Muatra! Anyway, he starts talking about pie because he's fat, and then he makes the wittiest drug joke in the world.''

Kill urself plz. This guy lives in the 80's, everyone knows that the constituence of transendence in 1990 changed his name! The guy then says I'm fat. He's probably jealous cuz he doesn't have sexy manboobs.

"Teh rul off teh epire is ovar. Dem elfs ce'nt stahp us ferm warsheepping ar wermengering dety. We well stert bah kellin dah cowerd Hi Keng Turtwig! Lol, am sew stoned."

wot

Idiot is left speechless!

'''The next day, Ulfunk regained his senses and felt really bad for waging war against the Empire. He went outside to ask his general Gluemar Stoned-Face to call his men back. In his stoned condition, Gluemar just watched as elephants danced across Ulfunk's face and didnt here a word of Ulfunk's long apology speech. Glumar just nodded dumbly before going outside and ordering his men to gather theor weapons and prepare for war. Ulfunk decided things had already gone too far and went with the flow from there, naming his army the Sniffcokes because he's an egomaniac. He went to Solitude and marched into the Blue Palace, where he challenged High King Turtwig to a dance battle. Turtwig couldn't turn down the challenge since all his subjects were around, and accepted. Unluckily for Ulfunk, Turtwig had been a 3 time championship dancer and even won Skyrim Idol, for which he was crowned for. While Ulfunk was stuck doing the Carlton, Turtwig was performing 360 spins on his head.. Ulfunk was forced to cheat, he yelled at Turtwig. Just yelled at him right there and then. Turtwig got so scared, he ran outside, tripped over a ladybug, and died. The court was so angry at Ulfunk for cheating, they ran him out of town.'''

''So Fishy goes on to talk about the epic dance battle between Ulfunk and Turtwig, I can't argue with this bit, all of this happened in The Elder Scrolls II: Electric Boogaloo released for the Wii U as a sequel to Battlefield: Ghosts. I really wish I could make a joke here, but he's totally correct about every single detail.''

This guy thinks he knows his stuff? Everyone who's anyone knows it was a sequel to Halo: The Team's Fortress. Respect to my thug brotha for bein civil tho.

'''Ulfunk felt really guilty, and decided to flee Pierim for now. Unluckily for him, the emperor had already sent their top guy, General Lollius. Lollius played some sort of prank on Ulfunk near the border and captured him and his men, loling the whole time. Oh, some random guy named Lokir also got caught up as well. I can't think of anyone else of significance who was captured. Anyways, Lolius brought everyone to some random town.'''

''Is he even aware of what real life is? PFFT, I'M GUESSING NOT. Anyway, he talks about how Lokir the legend was captured with no one else important being there. HE SHOULD REALLY GET HIS FACTS STRAIGHT, [http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/User:M.Owen_LFC! Nils] was on that carriage too.''

U wot m8? Nils died in a fight with MyPrunes Dahon like six eras ago.

'''"Lol u gonna get decaped, n00b. lolololol." - Lollius.'''

'''Everyone was rounded up and was going to get killed, when some really tall Argonian with wings decided to burn everyone instead. Ulfunk and Lullius escaped and started killing eachother.'''

''So yeah, check this out, he doesn't even know what a dragon is, I mean seriously, everyone knows this, Smaug destroyed the town, SHE'S A DRAGON. Jeez, get your facts straight at least.''

Get ur facts straight. Oh wait, you can't get straight cuz ur an fagit! Smaug? Wrong franchisee buddy-boy. Smaug destroyed the halo in Mass Effect 4...

THE END!

'''I didn't do more since the story diverged at that point, sorry. Also, I'm lazy. Tell me if you want more, or this is getting really old and you think I'm a stupid idiot who should kill myself. Ta!'''

''Ha, so this blog was absolutely the worst thing I've ever seen, every bit of it was awful, he can't even spell anything. The writer should feel ashamed. I hate everything now. This is getting really old and Fishy is a stupid idiot who needs to kill himself.''

U fkin wit m8? I'll rek u, i sware on me mum. This guy thinks he's something cuz he can spell! Fite me at Pax bro.

Overall, I think I would go back to Mickey's Playhouse.