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UselessArgonianMage wrote: Update from Zenimax (Not really):

- TESO will have a daily fee of only £40!

- DLC announced! From day 1 you will be able to purchase Horse Armour from only £100!

- Buy a season pass for only £100,000,000 and get all 2 Horse Armour DLCs for free!

- Pre-order the Ultimate Extra Collector's edition and get the Imperial race! Let it remind you of Zenimax's corporate empire!

-Boobies!

- Orcs are banned from mega-server.

- Mega-server announced to hold an amazing 10 players!

- 2 New alliances! Join the Alliance and Horde today!

- Play Station + and Xbox live required for all players. (Even PC players for some reason?

sounds about right.