User blog comment:The Milkman/Phantasy Philosophy: Elder Scrolls/@comment-5280592-20120916154747/@comment-5280592-20120918193318

Warm blooded amphibians, that are bipedal and have tails, and lay eggs and have tits. Also, fuckin' feathers? Are they dinosaurs?

You do know you just described an anthromorphic platypus, right? Tack on some mutated feathers and you have Argonians.

Basically argonians are the batard children of a drunken experiment with a penguin and platypus.

Just for the record, no exidence exists of them laying eggs. For all we know they could reproduce like flies, starfish, or even like trees!*


 * I mention flies because I killed one, and it broke into a mess of maggots all over. If they reproduce in that fashion I must now go on a crusade to bludgeon every last Argonian I see to death; lest they get cut and bleed worms all over.