Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-92.5.14.194-20131026082705/@comment-46.245.144.82-20131202135456

202.156.8.10 wrote: 46.245.144.82 wrote: lol if there was a skyrim tv show i could imagin the intro:

dovhakiin : Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the Dragonborn of a land called Skyrim

In west cyrodill born and raised On the Arena where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some arrows outside of the walls When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in skyrim"

I whistled for a carrige and when it came near the License plate said "priesoners " and had a imperial solider in the front seat If anything I could say that this carriage was rare But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to skyrim!

I pulled up to a village  about seven or eight And I yelled to the guardy "Yo, homes theres a dragon !" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the dragonborn of skyrim !

-thatdudewiththegun I don't think this is gonna work unless Dovahkiin is a redguard with Nazir's voice. the dragonborn of skyrim

starring nazir as dovhakiin and samuel jackson as ralof : DRAGONF*CKER I SAID DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B1TCH!!!

-thatdudewiththegun