Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5675031-20130120025330/@comment-6085750-20130416151706

...Neloth, mini-Alvor and the spirit of Ysgramor told the dragonborn to stop, it wasn't a dream, he had just had a drinking competition with his old friend Sam and forgot half of what happened, after the three explained to him what he forgot and they set out to destroy Alduin who had forged an alliance with Darth Vader, Lord Voldemort and Sauron, then Sheogorath suddenly appeared and gave both factions a buffet of Cheese and wished them "Good luck in ripping out eachothers intestines!" resulting in a huge Four VS Four battle when suddenly...