Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-11990837-20130825165655/@comment-218.186.253.98-20131014093649

Lydia (a crappy poem)

Lydia, incarnate of irritation, thief of happiness

She better face the dragonbone sword

We shall end her reign or crappiness

She leaves the house in persistent messiness

Ignoring her thane's order's and word

Lydia, incarnate of irritation, thief of happiness

A follower of pure stupidity and infinite lousiness

Around her neck let's tie a cord

We shall end her reign or crappiness

She is really a pile of nastiness

Killing other followers, causing discord

Lydia, incarnate of irritation, thief of happiness

She loses her way easily, a state of brainlessness

Near a cliff, let's push her into the fjord

We shall end her reign or crappiness

Here we have a really useless nord

whose sole purpose is to disrupt concord

Lydia, incarnate of irritation, thief of happiness

We shall end her reign or crappiness

That's it. Never joined the bard's college. Seriously, really hate her cause she plain sucks. She dies like in one hit by a troll...