Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3293219-20131213224841/@comment-24141785-20131216122123

Guard 2: We must find him!

Guard Captain: Search around. That shit-faced pussy asshole must be here somewhere.

Guard 3: Certainly sir.

The guards wander aimlessly around the forest trying to find the khajiit. One of them trips.

Guard 1: My knee!

Guard 2 & Guard 3: Guard johnson wandering in a forest. Then he breaks his k-n-e-e!

The guards started laughing like dementied children. Running around and bumping into trees.

(I think I've matched the nords stupidity... I mean, humans! When were humans ever supirior... Or even half as intelligent as elves! Elves rule over this plant! Elven are far more superior to you humans. I count myself among them.)