The Lusty Argonian Maid, A Song

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NOTE: A male/female duet, beginning with the male and alternating stanzas.

Crantius Colto is my name My lusty Argonian maid I've something here for you to clean Come burnish now my blade!

I'm Lifts-Her-Tail the maid, it's true A lusty Argonian maid But your task is just too much, good sir, I've never seen such a long blade!

Tut-tut, my dear, that's not what I hear, My lusty Argonian maid and Lady Colto's gone to Kvatch No need for you to be afraid

Nay, I am needed elsewhere, sir, Though your blade's so long and so hard I'm needed to tend the instrument large of a Sultry Argonian Bard.