User:KINMUNE/chatlog/20180107

http://dev.wikia.com/wiki/EditConflictAlert And then this too: http://dev.wikia.com/wiki/FindAndReplace http://community.wikia.com/wiki/User:RenzXVI/global.js http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:998234 But is I want to be the rock on which you'll build your church" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKYhi6Om5wg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjIu6ZoyUwg >immediately does "huge Y E E T" across 4 lines "The use of slurs to describe or insult a group based on race, physical handicap, religious preference, or sexual orientation is grounds for blocking, even if they are not directed towards a specific person or group presently on the Chat."
 * 00:02:18: The Crusader of Truth: @Atv Vandal
 * 00:02:57: Atvelonis: blocked
 * 00:03:03: RenzXVI: How the hell do /d mods survive the /d? I am the only /d mod on Terraria and it's getting worse each day. Then now some doofuses are talking about TES games on the Terraria /d. I am sending them to our /d. XD http://terraria.wikia.com/d/p/3100000000000117850/r/3087807785175611262
 * 00:03:39: The Crusader of Truth: Okie, I'll undo TES:VIP, didnt know if you were there
 * 00:04:02: The Crusader of Truth: " http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Hydra_Dildo "
 * 00:04:03: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 00:05:55: Qahnaarin1997: Renz, can I go to that /d to find de wei?
 * 00:06:02: RenzXVI: no
 * 00:06:03: Qahnaarin1997: Will it show me de wei?
 * 00:06:12: RenzXVI: And I just locked the dumb thread.
 * 00:06:23: Qahnaarin1997: I'm messing with you
 * 00:06:31: The Crusader of Truth: Qah, I tried to use it to find de wei
 * 00:06:50: RenzXVI: How about you be a /d mod there, The Crusader of Truth?
 * 00:06:51: RenzXVI: :p
 * 00:06:56: The Crusader of Truth: Bet
 * 00:12:09: KINMUNE: Hello there, Starkiller131!
 * 00:12:32: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 00:12:39: The Crusader of Truth: Star
 * 00:12:57: The Crusader of Truth: A user just created the page Hydra Dildo
 * 00:15:33: Qahnaarin1997: >You stick one head in another grows
 * 00:17:05: The Crusader of Truth: oshit (kappa)
 * 00:17:13: Qahnaarin1997: oshit (kappa)
 * 00:17:28: The Crusader of Truth: oshit (kappa)
 * 00:39:22: RenzXVI: I didn't get to see the spam, was too busy with that troll on the other wiki.
 * 00:42:48: Atvelonis: Just some immature vandal. Nothing unusual
 * 01:17:15: ImperialCityGuard: I'm not sure whether to be happy or disappointed that this is the first time I fully smithed and upgraded a daedric set lol
 * 01:18:31: RenzXVI: I don't like the look of Daedric.
 * 01:38:23: Zoder: Hello.
 * 01:40:55: Qahnaarin1997: o/
 * 01:40:59: Zoder: Hey Renz, I'd like to make something clear. I read the latest chat log (that's why they're there, afterall), and stumbled upon what you said to Crus earlier about me "professing my love". I'd like to clarify that your statement is a misrepresentation. I was explaining to Kora why I preferred Crus over most other users on the wiki. Yes, I generally like Crus more than a lot of other TESW users. I would also like to clarify that Shawn and I were not arguing over Crus, we were arguing over the fact that I said Crus was "quiet" and Shawn pointed out that community chats are for communication. "Professing my love" is a far fetched.
 * 01:41:25: Zoder: is far fetched*
 * 01:41:33: Qahnaarin1997: Well fuck you too
 * 01:41:36: Qahnaarin1997: jk
 * 01:41:47: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
 * 01:41:50: Zoder: Thank you for the wave.
 * 01:41:50: RenzXVI: I was just joking lol
 * 01:41:57: Qahnaarin1997: where is de queen
 * 01:42:03: Qahnaarin1997: De queen is gone.
 * 01:43:08: Zoder: My apologies, it didn't look like a joke to me. Then again, I don't joke often enough to properly identify a joke.
 * 01:43:40: RenzXVI: The Crusader of Truth identifies as a joke... Oh wait, it's actually his mother that identifies him as that.
 * 01:45:22: Zoder: Under "sex" on his birth certificate, it says "joke"
 * 01:46:05: The Crusader of Truth: I roast myself harder than this
 * 01:46:11: The Crusader of Truth: Y'all can do better than that
 * 01:46:23: The Crusader of Truth: Your roasts are a greater disappointment than I am
 * 01:46:41: RenzXVI: Nah, this isn't about roasting you, this month is dedicated to our love for you.
 * 01:47:21: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 01:48:23: RenzXVI: BTW Zoder, if you ever get in an argument with Shawn again, he won't ever stop from you telling him to, you could just not reply to him.
 * 01:49:07: ShawnCognitionCP: I stop when asked. I simply pointed out it was a backout.
 * 01:49:12: ShawnCognitionCP: The conversation then ceased.
 * 01:49:23: The Crusader of Truth: brb doing moot logs
 * 01:50:22: RenzXVI: Lol.
 * 01:51:01: RenzXVI: If only Crusader did this yesterday.
 * 01:51:14: The Crusader of Truth: if i did wot
 * 01:51:27: RenzXVI: Appear while you are the topic.
 * 01:51:33: The Crusader of Truth: o
 * 01:52:00: Zoder: Oh.
 * 01:52:13: ShawnCognitionCP: https://youtu.be/_d0lYBiqFiE?t=124
 * 01:52:16: KINMUNE: Månegarm - Eld
 * 01:55:29: RenzXVI: Why the hell did I decide to update JS scripts right when I have a flu and my eyes are so teary I could barely see.
 * 01:57:47: The Crusader of Truth: Because you're you
 * 01:58:05: RenzXVI: No, this is actually the type of thing you would do. XD
 * 01:58:52: The Crusader of Truth: But I dont update my js scripts any more tho
 * 01:59:31: RenzXVI: I often look at dev wiki for new ones every few months. Been neglecting it for a long time.
 * 02:00:07: The Crusader of Truth: Thats probably something I should do
 * 02:00:15: RenzXVI: lol
 * 02:09:03: The Crusader of Truth: Ayy moot logs are done
 * 02:09:41: The Crusader of Truth: Now, time to write the update
 * 02:12:55: RenzXVI: This is what I like the most for the new ones:
 * 02:14:29: The Crusader of Truth: Edit Conflict looks good
 * 02:14:51: The Crusader of Truth: I dont really need find and replace, I do that fast enough by hand, and if I had to use a tool I'd just pull out AWB for that
 * 02:15:48: RenzXVI: Oh.
 * 02:15:56: RenzXVI: Forgot you had AWB.
 * 02:16:08: RenzXVI: I use text editing programs for mass replacing stuff.
 * 02:16:58: The Crusader of Truth: AWB is basically a more powerful mix of the mass tools you've shown me
 * 02:19:34: RenzXVI: Well, I already have a lot of stuff for non-editing. But maybe I should look at that some day anyway.
 * 02:19:44: RenzXVI: Can you link me to AWB?
 * 02:22:12: The Crusader of Truth: AWB
 * 02:22:23: The Crusader of Truth: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:AutoWikiBrowser
 * 02:26:02: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 02:26:51: The Crusader of Truth: wazzup Kora
 * 02:27:00: Kora Stormblade: o.
 * 02:29:19: RenzXVI: Seems complicated, saw the word register, rage quit immediately.
 * 02:29:28: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 02:30:04: Zoder: It's a few levels above my pay grade. I started reading and realized I was outmatched pretty quickly.
 * 02:30:44: RenzXVI: I might want to use that but only if I had access to all pages, probably not too worth it when just a regular user.
 * 02:31:55: RenzXVI: So for now, I am sticking to using dev wiki code stuff to improve my editing.
 * 02:32:05: RenzXVI: Behold the gayest looking JS import page:
 * 02:32:44: RenzXVI: It's also sorted by width. XD
 * 02:33:09: The Crusader of Truth: g a y
 * 02:33:29: The Crusader of Truth: Do manly stuff like edit and write the weekly update
 * 02:33:41: RenzXVI: I forgot, do staff need to approve the JS changes or is that only for wiki wide stuff?
 * 02:33:51: RenzXVI: I do edit, you weirdo.
 * 02:33:57: RenzXVI: Just more often on other wikis. XD
 * 02:34:12: RenzXVI: I write updates on the Terraria /d.
 * 02:34:22: The Crusader of Truth: Wiki wide stuff
 * 02:34:28: Zoder: So many stars-
 * 02:34:29: RenzXVI: Oh ok, good.
 * 02:34:50: The Crusader of Truth: Zoder, for 4 months last year I was the only non-staff member here
 * 02:34:59: The Crusader of Truth: Talk about so many stars then ;(
 * 02:36:33: RenzXVI: Great, my wikimarks disappeared...
 * 02:36:45: Zoder: You poor soul.
 * 02:37:56: The Crusader of Truth: Ya broke it Renz
 * 02:38:47: Zoder: I have a very irrelevant question. If a large predator (let's say a tiger) bit you, would you immediately try to pull away? Would you freeze? Would you wait until the tiger loosened the grip? Would you just let the tiger eat you?
 * 02:39:02: The Crusader of Truth: A mixture of all three
 * 02:39:02: Zoder: Or, none of the above?
 * 02:39:04: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 02:39:05: RenzXVI: I am looking if I actually did break it.
 * 02:39:13: Zoder: .. there were 4 options.
 * 02:39:15: Zoder: !
 * 02:39:23: The Crusader of Truth: That was the evil point
 * 02:39:34: The Crusader of Truth: You shall never know what was the one I won't do
 * 02:39:39: Zoder: Are you sure you just can't count?
 * 02:39:43: RenzXVI: Why is there no kill the tiger option?
 * 02:39:50: The Crusader of Truth: I actually did do that on purpose, so yes
 * 02:40:11: Zoder: Considering that you'd be more likely mauled to death if you attack the tiger, I didn't bother.
 * 02:40:16: The Crusader of Truth: I may only have 2 brain cells, but those two brain cells work pretty well
 * 02:40:18: RenzXVI: I often carry a knife on me, I have a possibility of killing the damned tigger and pooh.
 * 02:40:47: RenzXVI: I stab him in the neck and twist it around.
 * 02:40:49: Zoder: So would you try to fight the tiger?
 * 02:41:26: RenzXVI: If I win, I swear I will eat him alive and wear his fur as I wake to the hospital.
 * 02:41:33: Zoder: I'm going to guess, Crus, that you wouldn't wait for the tiger to loosen it's grip. You'd first freeze, then begin to panic and try to pull away. When you see you are outmatched, you let it naw you to death.
 * 02:42:00: Zoder: You'd eat the tiger alive, huh?
 * 02:42:02: Zoder: Interesting.
 * 02:42:05: Zoder: That would be a sight.
 * 02:42:19: The Crusader of Truth: I would respond but I would give away my secrets if I did
 * 02:42:46: RenzXVI: walk, not wake
 * 02:43:24: ShawnCognitionCP: Make yourself look as aggressive and as large as possible while slowly backing up
 * 02:43:47: ShawnCognitionCP: Predators don't want to fight something which may cut them badly, even if they know they overpower you.
 * 02:44:10: ShawnCognitionCP: No medicine, one cut can be lethal, even a nick.
 * 02:44:27: ShawnCognitionCP: Or carry a pistol and just shoot it
 * 02:44:45: ShawnCognitionCP: Seeing as guns are objectively superior to knives over a twenty feet distance.
 * 02:45:11: Kora Stormblade: yo whatd i miss
 * 02:45:14: ShawnCognitionCP: Under twenty, a knife may actually be more of a threat. Getting short-charged with a knife is a lot harder to fight than someone in that range trying to pull a gun.
 * 02:45:26: ShawnCognitionCP: Renz is apparently conspiring to kill Tigger and Pooh
 * 02:45:28: ShawnCognitionCP: I am giving tips
 * 02:45:30: Kora Stormblade: just throw a catnip leave at it bruh
 * 02:45:32: Kora Stormblade: ..
 * 02:45:34: Kora Stormblade: *leaf
 * 02:46:06: RenzXVI: lol
 * 02:46:09: Kora Stormblade: but yea pretty sure running would be the worst option
 * 02:46:19: Kora Stormblade: both animals im sure would enjoy a game of chase and can run far faster
 * 02:46:59: RenzXVI: Option 66, piss, vomit and crap on yourself, see what the tiger does.
 * 02:47:05: ShawnCognitionCP: Running is nothing to a predator that knows it's faster and stronger than you, except showing you're afraid and yourself doubt you could defend yourself.
 * 02:47:14: Kora Stormblade: ^ yea exactly
 * 02:47:18: ShawnCognitionCP: Nigga they eat bowels
 * 02:47:28: ShawnCognitionCP: Wild animals do not give a fuck about filthy food
 * 02:47:42: Kora Stormblade: yea nah they dont care
 * 02:47:50: RenzXVI: So Possums smelling bad while playing dead doesn't work?
 * 02:47:54: Kora Stormblade: they literally lick their anuses for a living
 * 02:48:03: Kora Stormblade: so i mean
 * 02:48:05: Kora Stormblade: /:
 * 02:48:09: ShawnCognitionCP: It does because they're trying to be a corpse
 * 02:48:22: ShawnCognitionCP: Not just sullying themselves and still clearly being alive
 * 02:48:38: RenzXVI: I guess it's hard to fake that when you are in pain...
 * 02:48:39: ShawnCognitionCP: The idea is that the possum seems to be a long deceased, rotting corpse
 * 02:48:42: Kora Stormblade: usually rotting dead meat is left for birds, other animals are repulsed
 * 02:48:46: Kora Stormblade: yea basically
 * 02:48:50: ShawnCognitionCP: Something very risky to eat.
 * 02:49:58: Kora Stormblade: kinda reminds me of bright colours indicating it's poisonous
 * 02:50:19: Kora Stormblade: they recognize it to be lethal and so they;ll just avoid it
 * 02:50:20: RenzXVI: Yeah, we all know gay people are poisonous.
 * 02:50:41: Kora Stormblade: so your profile picture then
 * 02:50:59: The Crusader of Truth: ^
 * 02:51:02: The Crusader of Truth: woast
 * 02:51:08: RenzXVI: You got me... Since you claim to be a black ginger male, we are now meant to be.
 * 02:51:16: The Crusader of Truth: oshit
 * 02:51:29: The Crusader of Truth: Kora <3 Renz fanfic
 * 02:51:31: The Crusader of Truth: I ship it (Y)
 * 02:51:38: Kora Stormblade: o ok
 * 02:52:49: The Crusader of Truth: boi this weekly update is looking swole af
 * 02:56:45: Kora Stormblade: damn i wanna cook so much so badly bruhs
 * 02:57:21: Zoder: If you don't feel like cooking a meal, perhaps try cooking a dessert?
 * 02:57:46: Zoder: Or, well, if you're looking to cook something small.
 * 03:00:02: The Crusader of Truth: Food is for the weak
 * 03:00:49: Qahnaarin1997: weak is for the food
 * 03:01:37: Zoder: Food /is/ weak. Weak /is/ food.
 * 03:03:35: OneAndOnlyPoop: Umm hello?
 * 03:03:44: Zoder: Hello.
 * 03:04:28: OneAndOnlyPoop: i think KINMUNE hates me
 * 03:04:37: OneAndOnlyPoop: no greet
 * 03:04:50: RenzXVI: She's not supposed to greet you.
 * 03:04:54: The Crusader of Truth: KINMUNE hates us all
 * 03:05:04: OneAndOnlyPoop: is she bugged?
 * 03:05:14: RenzXVI: No.
 * 03:05:25: RenzXVI: She's bugged when she greets someone more than once.
 * 03:05:36: The Crusader of Truth: Qah
 * 03:05:49: The Crusader of Truth: Remember that one video I sent you..? (kappa)
 * 03:05:54: OneAndOnlyPoop: ok.......
 * 03:07:36: Qahnaarin1997: Which one?
 * 03:12:14: OneAndOnlyPoop: is long paragraphs bannable?
 * 03:13:56: Zoder: It depends on how long the paragraph is. Too long of a paragraph may be considered spam. 3-4 lines is as far as I've ever gone, and that seems like a reasonable length. I don't suggest going too far over that.
 * 03:14:19: OneAndOnlyPoop: what if its relevent
 * 03:14:21: The Crusader of Truth: The one with the fantastic name, Qah
 * 03:15:00: The Crusader of Truth: As for bannable paragraphs, its mostly if there's a need to actually even have it long I guess
 * 03:15:01: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 03:15:10: The Crusader of Truth: Like stuff like song links, links exist for a reason
 * 03:15:21: OneAndOnlyPoop: i sea
 * 03:15:25: The Crusader of Truth: But if there's a genuine reason to have a long paragraph I guess it works
 * 03:15:49: OneAndOnlyPoop: ok here goes nothing......
 * 03:15:55: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU9IGont9eQ
 * 03:15:58: KINMUNE: Key & Peele - Sex Detective
 * 03:16:17: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXPIHp53syY
 * 03:16:18: KINMUNE: Last Days Of Humanity - Blood Splattered Chainsaw Slaughter
 * 03:18:42: Testydragon: I have an ex-friend who’s of Irish descent, and she won’t shut up about it
 * 03:18:56: Testydragon: She always talks about how she
 * 03:18:59: Zoder: "ex-friend"
 * 03:19:04: Testydragon: Crap
 * 03:19:06: Zoder: Are you no longer friends because she continues to talk about it?
 * 03:19:20: Qahnaarin1997: Tell her to shove a potato in her mouth then
 * 03:19:30: OneAndOnlyPoop: the blight!
 * 03:19:31: Testydragon: No, it’s because middle school drama we’re no longer friends
 * 03:19:37: Zoder: Apples are better for shoving in mouths.
 * 03:19:56: Qahnaarin1997: She's of Irish decent tho
 * 03:20:03: Zoder: .. mm.
 * 03:20:04: ShawnCognitionCP: Middle school drama
 * 03:20:05: ShawnCognitionCP: lol
 * 03:20:07: OneAndOnlyPoop: does she like guiness?
 * 03:20:08: The Crusader of Truth: Apples are only good for keeping doctors away
 * 03:20:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: people who draw too much on one thing for their identity are annoying
 * 03:20:35: Zoder: Pigs are almost always stuffed with an apple though.
 * 03:21:09: OneAndOnlyPoop: i have a ex-friend whos scottish he only eats haggis
 * 03:21:13: The Crusader of Truth: @Ashley What about people like me who have no identify
 * 03:21:42: OneAndOnlyPoop: ^well you got the holy grail....
 * 03:22:08: The Crusader of Truth: whats the holy grail tho
 * 03:22:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: you're annoying too
 * 03:22:13: The Crusader of Truth: o
 * 03:22:13: Testydragon: But yeah, it’s really annoying and people tell her to shut up about it all the time
 * 03:22:36: Testydragon: She doesn’t shut up about a lot of stuff
 * 03:22:51: The Crusader of Truth: You make me cry every time
 * 03:23:04: OneAndOnlyPoop: the tears of joy
 * 03:23:06: Testydragon: Like how jealous one of my friends of her is, even though he isn’t
 * 03:23:55: Testydragon: She annoying in general, really
 * 03:24:04: Testydragon: And also a huge liar
 * 03:24:06: OneAndOnlyPoop: what to you see in this world? Alduin?
 * 03:24:16: OneAndOnlyPoop: i like it medium rare
 * 03:24:35: Zoder: Did you decide against writing a paragraph, One?
 * 03:24:43: Testydragon: What are you talking about, OAOP?
 * 03:25:07: Zoder: That's a better nickname ^
 * 03:25:08: OneAndOnlyPoop: yeah but im still waiting for a chance
 * 03:25:38: Testydragon: I think One works fine as a nickname
 * 03:26:00: Testydragon: Unless someone else’s name starts with the word ‘one’
 * 03:26:03: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i think OneAndOnlyPoop works fine too
 * 03:26:12: Testydragon: It’s a bit long
 * 03:26:21: Testydragon: For a nickname
 * 03:26:28: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nah, just type o and press tab
 * 03:26:40: OneAndOnlyPoop: thx ill be back.........
 * 03:27:34: Testydragon: I’m using a phone for this, so I can’t really use tab
 * 03:28:23: Testydragon: Unless I somehow never noticed a tab button on the phone, which is a possiblity.
 * 03:28:41: Testydragon: Considering my low intellect
 * 03:33:07: Testydragon: Anyone else kinda ticked off that that Alduin of the Fourth Era guy tried to tell everybody he could speak Dovazhul and ladies into for a full hour?
 * 03:33:24: Testydragon: *Lasped, not ladies
 * 03:33:37: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yeah, he's full of crap
 * 03:34:01: Testydragon: Like, is Dovazhul even a fully written out language?
 * 03:34:49: The Crusader of Truth: It kinda is
 * 03:35:23: The Crusader of Truth: There are a lot of words that don't exist but it's full enough to be a language
 * 03:35:34: Testydragon: Really? Bethesda went that far with their world building? I’m impressed.
 * 03:35:38: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i've lapsed into the wrong language, but never for more than a few sentences and only when i barely speak both languages. i definitely wouldn't lapse if i speak a language well enough to give a 30 minute presentation, and if i did, i'd notice pretty quickly
 * 03:35:46: Zoder: There are words for things like "breakfast", it's pretty diverse.
 * 03:36:19: ShawnCognitionCP: Language building is very common in fantasy
 * 03:36:54: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: Tolkien did it and now everyone is copying him
 * 03:37:39: Testydragon: Yeah, I once lasped into another language (Granted one I only know a few words of), and it only took me a second to realize that I had just called this I guy I was really pissed at a pig in German.
 * 03:38:33: Testydragon: Yeah, I’ve seen fully fleshed out languages in fantasy, but almost never in video games.
 * 03:40:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: dammit, my phone didn't charge last night
 * 03:40:19: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i really need a new one
 * 03:40:42: Testydragon: I’m gonna look up a topic generator, BRB
 * 03:41:54: Testydragon: If you could acquire any skill, what would it be?
 * 03:43:10: The Crusader of Truth: The ability to develop any skill I want
 * 03:43:11: Testydragon: For me, it would be the ability to have a not-awkward conversation, both online and IRL
 * 03:43:25: Testydragon: Oooo, das good Crus
 * 03:43:39: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 03:44:48: ShawnCognitionCP: There's an objective correct answer to that question.
 * 03:44:54: ShawnCognitionCP: The ability to alter probability.
 * 03:46:14: Testydragon: I don’t think there can be really an objectively correct answer to question that requires an opinion. Or you’re joking or exaggerating and I took it seriously
 * 03:46:14: ShawnCognitionCP: If you mean more restrained but still great traits, truly eidetic memory.
 * 03:46:52: ShawnCognitionCP: When posed with the question of developing a fantastical trait, yes, it's the objective correct answer. You could alter probability to even have the question void if you so chose.
 * 03:47:02: ShawnCognitionCP: It'd be the ability for you to pick anything to happen at any time.
 * 03:47:12: ShawnCognitionCP: If it's impossible, you could make the probability 100%.
 * 03:47:54: Testydragon: But what if you don’t really want that kind of ability that alters reality?
 * 03:47:57: Kora Stormblade: Id love for that but I'd also hate it, not really sure why if Ill be honest. Feels like I would lose the motivation to work for something if I know for a fact I could earn it anyways, that or if I were to marry someone I wouldnt know if it would be "legitimate" etc
 * 03:48:15: Kora Stormblade: damn I'd wanna like have the ability to visit places nobody could go to without dying
 * 03:48:24: ShawnCognitionCP: "The probability I can simply change probability is now 0% until I say otherwise"
 * 03:48:32: ShawnCognitionCP: "The probability of having this ability is now 0%"
 * 03:48:51: ShawnCognitionCP: "The probability I'll see places no one has seen without dying is 100%"
 * 03:48:58: Testydragon: Damnit Shawn, you made this too philosophical!
 * 03:49:12: The Crusader of Truth: Every day your environment is a nuclear war
 * 03:49:19: The Crusader of Truth: No body else can survive but you
 * 03:49:37: ShawnCognitionCP: "The probability the world will be back to normal in an hour is 100%"
 * 03:49:37: Kora Stormblade: I'd hate that
 * 03:49:45: Kora Stormblade: like you'd be alone n shit
 * 03:49:55: The Crusader of Truth: Normal is also objective tho
 * 03:50:08: Kora Stormblade: "oh look all my friends and family have died or are dying, thankfully Im still alive to see and experience this"
 * 03:50:13: Testydragon: ’Nobody else can survive but you’ HAHAHA nope I’d be that idiot who’d sacrifice himself to the minor threat within an hour
 * 03:50:14: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: "the probability of me hating this ability is 0%"
 * 03:50:16: The Crusader of Truth: /is getting side tracked/
 * 03:50:35: ShawnCognitionCP: "The probability I will ever become unmotivated by this ability is 0%"
 * 03:50:40: ShawnCognitionCP: There's your solution, Kora
 * 03:50:51: Kora Stormblade: rip thats pretty good then actually
 * 03:50:59: ShawnCognitionCP: The ability to alter probability remains the objective correct choice.
 * 03:51:54: The Crusader of Truth: Weekly update:
 * 03:52:11: Testydragon: I repent; you have won this time Shawn, but I’ll be back, and probably will lose again.
 * 03:54:40: Testydragon: I posted on the Topix Dinosaur Forum when I was eleven. I was a little brat.
 * 03:55:11: Testydragon: And somehow even more of an idiot than I am today
 * 03:56:08: Testydragon: Guys, I can’t just say stuff and no one respond. I think I might start talking to myself again.
 * 03:56:48: Testydragon: And yes I’m joking about the talking to myself part
 * 03:57:15: The Crusader of Truth: you should just read my update (kappa)
 * 03:58:50: Testydragon: Read it. Testydragon read it too.
 * 03:58:59: Testydragon: Shut up, Testydragon
 * 03:59:39: Testydragon: And I’m back to my antics again. This is one of the many reason I can’t be a mod or admin
 * 04:00:04: Testydragon: *Reasons
 * 04:00:59: RenzXVI: Don't be too hard on yourself, your antics aren't the reason you won't ever be mod or admin. People just don't like you.
 * 04:01:02: RenzXVI: Just kidding. :p
 * 04:04:28: Testydragon: Uh, I think this is the second time you’ve told me not to beat myself up so much. Has... anyone else had a similar expirencd like this?
 * 04:05:15: Zoder: Could to elaborate on what you mean by an "experience like this"?
 * 04:05:35: Zoder: Do you mean an experience where several people have told you not to beat yourself up?
 * 04:05:41: Zoder: you* not to
 * 04:05:41: The Crusader of Truth: Renz always harasses me I cant really
 * 04:05:49: Testydragon: Like, being told by Renz not to put yourself down?
 * 04:05:56: RenzXVI: What?
 * 04:05:57: Zoder: Renz specifically, no.
 * 04:06:05: RenzXVI: I just fixed your profile The Crusader of Truth.
 * 04:06:07: RenzXVI: You dumbass
 * 04:06:13: RenzXVI: I'll revert it then.
 * 04:06:17: The Crusader of Truth: See
 * 04:06:22: The Crusader of Truth: Harassment
 * 04:06:43: Qahnaarin1997: Crusader is a faggot
 * 04:06:54: The Crusader of Truth: I did actually see those, I just didnt care
 * 04:06:55: Testydragon: Well then.
 * 04:07:01: RenzXVI: Lol
 * 04:07:03: The Crusader of Truth: Why did you remove what shawn said tho ;(
 * 04:07:25: RenzXVI: Patroller who doesn't care about his own profile. Someone demote this poser.
 * 04:07:26: Zoder: It's not something he says often, he's saying it to you because it's true in your case. I need to work on my humbleness. I realized yesterday that I am biased in my evaluation of my own intelligence. I need to take the time to acknowledge that I am not superior. You, Test, need to take the time you realize you are not inferior.
 * 04:08:04: Testydragon: Well, it’s hard not to see myself as inferior when I’m outclassed by everybody I know.
 * 04:08:05: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 04:08:05: Zoder: to* not you
 * 04:08:24: Zoder: I just.. reversed the mistake I did earlier.
 * 04:08:28: ShawnCognitionCP: oof
 * 04:08:38: RenzXVI: What's up with you two? Why care about superior-inferior stuff. Just be happy if you are weird. XD
 * 04:08:50: Qahnaarin1997: Shawn, best universal horror films of all time
 * 04:08:58: ShawnCognitionCP: when you say universal
 * 04:09:01: ShawnCognitionCP: do you mean 'in general'
 * 04:09:06: Qahnaarin1997: No
 * 04:09:07: ShawnCognitionCP: or universal films
 * 04:09:11: Qahnaarin1997: Black and white
 * 04:09:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Dracula
 * 04:09:17: Qahnaarin1997: Universal films
 * 04:09:18: ShawnCognitionCP: The Wold Man
 * 04:09:20: ShawnCognitionCP: Wolf*
 * 04:09:21: ShawnCognitionCP: My bad
 * 04:09:26: ShawnCognitionCP: The Phantom of the Opera
 * 04:09:32: ShawnCognitionCP: Nosferatu
 * 04:09:36: ShawnCognitionCP: The Mummy
 * 04:09:36: RenzXVI: Night of the Living Dead.
 * 04:09:38: Qahnaarin1997: Creature from the Black lagoon tho
 * 04:09:46: ShawnCognitionCP: Creature from the Black Lagoon is good
 * 04:09:57: Qahnaarin1997: I grew up watching that
 * 04:09:59: ShawnCognitionCP: Frankenstein
 * 04:10:01: Zoder: Feeling like I mount up to intelligent people is a kind of coping mechanism, Renz. When I feel like my words have value, I feel like I have value. I eventually reached the point where I could only feel ok when I felt that I was the smartest in the room. I'm trying to knock myself down a peg before I get too full of myself.
 * 04:10:08: Qahnaarin1997: It is my all time favorite
 * 04:10:24: ShawnCognitionCP: My favorite film of all time is Aliens
 * 04:10:30: Testydragon: I want to see the old Hammer film Dracula. It has Christopher Lee in it, who I adored.
 * 04:10:32: ShawnCognitionCP: Followed by The Thing (John Carpenter's)
 * 04:10:38: Qahnaarin1997: Universal film
 * 04:10:46: Qahnaarin1997: Favorite horror is Alien
 * 04:10:49: ShawnCognitionCP: Dracula
 * 04:10:56: Qahnaarin1997: The Thing is amazing
 * 04:10:58: Zoder: The Thing was great.
 * 04:11:03: ShawnCognitionCP: Bela Lugosi is a masterful actor.
 * 04:11:07: Zoder: One of my favorite horror films, hands down.
 * 04:11:13: Qahnaarin1997: Even the X-files spoof episode was great
 * 04:11:13: ShawnCognitionCP: The Thing is unforgivably good.
 * 04:11:17: ShawnCognitionCP: Fucking perfect movie.
 * 04:11:28: ShawnCognitionCP: Favorite exploitation film?
 * 04:12:41: Qahnaarin1997: Eh
 * 04:12:49: Qahnaarin1997: can't really name one
 * 04:12:53: Zoder: ^
 * 04:13:00: Qahnaarin1997: Shawn, have you seen THEM!
 * 04:13:11: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes
 * 04:13:17: Qahnaarin1997: Great film
 * 04:13:22: ShawnCognitionCP: Cannibal Holocaust is my favorite exploitation film
 * 04:14:31: Testydragon: I love Jurassic Park. Anyone else?
 * 04:14:38: ShawnCognitionCP: Also a favorite of mine
 * 04:14:39: The Crusader of Truth: Qah is a faggot
 * 04:14:58: ShawnCognitionCP: The 80's The Fly?
 * 04:14:59: Zoder: I only really like the earlier films.
 * 04:15:04: ShawnCognitionCP: A favorite of mine as well
 * 04:15:06: RenzXVI: I like it, but now I can't unsee that they ripped off Mothra vs Godzilla with that egg and themepark thing.
 * 04:15:14: Qahnaarin1997: Crusader is a faggit
 * 04:15:20: ShawnCognitionCP: I mean
 * 04:15:22: The Crusader of Truth: /faggit/
 * 04:15:27: The Crusader of Truth: dat is not de wei
 * 04:15:31: ShawnCognitionCP: It's more so a deviation on the concept of
 * 04:15:33: ShawnCognitionCP: you know
 * 04:15:33: RenzXVI: The Thing and THe Fly win for best sfx creature.
 * 04:15:34: ShawnCognitionCP: a zoo
 * 04:15:37: ShawnCognitionCP: just with dinosaurs
 * 04:15:42: Testydragon: What?
 * 04:15:42: ShawnCognitionCP: and not modern day animals
 * 04:16:16: Zoder: I have always liked the Scream franchise.
 * 04:16:24: ShawnCognitionCP: Scream 1 is good
 * 04:16:27: The Crusader of Truth: @Qah http://prntscr.com/hx3fkr
 * 04:16:29: ShawnCognitionCP: The TV show was surprisingly good
 * 04:16:35: ShawnCognitionCP: The second is okay
 * 04:16:38: ShawnCognitionCP: Three and four suck
 * 04:16:38: Zoder: The first Scream was my favorite, yeah.
 * 04:17:37: ShawnCognitionCP: Has anyone else seen Raw>
 * 04:17:39: ShawnCognitionCP: ?*
 * 04:17:44: ShawnCognitionCP: If you have Netflix, watch it
 * 04:17:47: Zoder: I also enjoyed Zombieland a lot, but I otherwise don't really like zombie movies.
 * 04:17:54: ShawnCognitionCP: It is by far the best horror movie I've seen in three years
 * 04:18:06: ShawnCognitionCP: More a horror/drama
 * 04:18:10: ShawnCognitionCP: Artsy as fuck
 * 04:18:14: Testydragon: I’m not a big fan of zombies in general
 * 04:18:41: Qahnaarin1997: >I fast rightning mcreen. I drive Tokyo drift
 * 04:18:56: ShawnCognitionCP: Night of the Living dead is a masterpiece
 * 04:19:03: ShawnCognitionCP: Return of the Living Dead is 9/10
 * 04:19:20: Zoder: The Terminator series went south after the first one, but I will always hold the first movie in high regards.
 * 04:19:38: ShawnCognitionCP: Not a big fan, it's a good movie but I never thought of it as legendary.
 * 04:19:42: RenzXVI: What? But two is way more popular and better reviewed. Lol
 * 04:19:51: ShawnCognitionCP: Terminator two is better
 * 04:19:52: The Crusader of Truth: Oh yeah
 * 04:19:53: The Crusader of Truth: Shawn
 * 04:19:55: Zoder: I enjoyed the first one because it was more about story.
 * 04:20:03: The Crusader of Truth: Did you enjoy that lovely discord pm yesterday
 * 04:20:11: ShawnCognitionCP: I laughed
 * 04:20:17: RenzXVI: Terminator II is one of the films people claim to be the best sequel ever.
 * 04:20:22: The Crusader of Truth: /flappy bird/
 * 04:20:34: Zoder: Opinions of Predator?
 * 04:20:43: RenzXVI: I like them all.
 * 04:20:43: ShawnCognitionCP: Predator is a good series
 * 04:20:48: ShawnCognitionCP: 1, 2, and Predators are all good
 * 04:20:54: RenzXVI: Except AVP ones.
 * 04:21:12: ShawnCognitionCP: AvP are among the worst films I have ever seen
 * 04:21:13: RenzXVI: I could tolerate AVP one but 2 was really garbage.
 * 04:21:13: Zoder: It makes me mad when people will reference the line "Get to the chopper!" and then don't know where it's from.
 * 04:21:18: ShawnCognitionCP: Thankfully they are not canon to either series
 * 04:21:26: Testydragon: The AVP movies suck
 * 04:21:38: RenzXVI: Zoder, every kid these days references memes they don't know.
 * 04:22:03: The Crusader of Truth: shawn why
 * 04:22:11: The Crusader of Truth: that is far from a flappy bird
 * 04:22:26: Zoder: I also really enjoyed the Riddick series, The Sixth Sense, The Fifth Element, and The Book of Eli. Those are all the movies I can think of off that the top of my head that I liked.
 * 04:22:28: RenzXVI: I was so shocked beyond belief when one kid I asked didn't even know where the over 9000 meme was from.
 * 04:22:35: ShawnCognitionCP: Pitch Black was good
 * 04:22:39: ShawnCognitionCP: Rest of the Riddick series sucked
 * 04:22:52: RenzXVI: I like all the Riddick films.
 * 04:22:52: ShawnCognitionCP: The Sixth Sense is good
 * 04:23:02: The Crusader of Truth: *house
 * 04:23:03: Testydragon: How can you not know where the over 9000 meme is from?!
 * 04:23:10: RenzXVI: Been neglecting to watch Book of Eli but I have it on my laptop right now.
 * 04:23:29: RenzXVI: Testydragon, kids these days are just stupid. They take meme but don't really know anything.
 * 04:23:35: Testydragon: Ahem
 * 04:23:44: ShawnCognitionCP: To everyone that hasn't seen Cannibal Holocaust, watch it despite the controversy
 * 04:24:01: ShawnCognitionCP: It's a beautiful film that makes many points on human behavior.
 * 04:24:02: RenzXVI: I wtched it because of the controversy.
 * 04:24:05: RenzXVI: When I was 9. Lol
 * 04:24:15: ShawnCognitionCP: It's in my top five favorite films of all time.
 * 04:24:23: Zoder: Has anyone here seen both the remake of IT and the older one? I've only watched the older one. I plan on reading the book (which is like 1,200 pages) soon.
 * 04:24:30: ShawnCognitionCP: IT is bad
 * 04:24:33: ShawnCognitionCP: In general
 * 04:24:52: ShawnCognitionCP: @everyone best slasher?
 * 04:24:59: Zoder: I wasn't a fan of the older one. Part of me hoped the new one was better.
 * 04:25:01: RenzXVI: IT was only fun because it's iconic, the remake is better.
 * 04:25:14: RenzXVI: The new one really is way better.
 * 04:25:15: Testydragon: One of my friends watched the new movie and read the book before. Said the book was great, and the movie was okay
 * 04:25:19: ShawnCognitionCP: Jason Vorhees>Billy>Leatherface at first thought
 * 04:25:27: ShawnCognitionCP: Black Christmas has one of the best scenes in horror history
 * 04:25:39: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG_zlex3PoI
 * 04:25:42: KINMUNE: Black Christmas (1974) - The "Eye Scene"
 * 04:25:53: Zoder: Believe it or not, I liked the first Micheal Myers film.
 * 04:26:11: ShawnCognitionCP: Billy's never seen on camera besides just that shot of his eye and his hands, he never is caught, he's never identified
 * 04:26:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Black Christmas was morbid
 * 04:26:25: ShawnCognitionCP: It's arguably the birth of the slasher genre
 * 04:26:31: ShawnCognitionCP: Black Christmas predates Halloween
 * 04:26:37: ShawnCognitionCP: Also, the first three Halloween films are god-tier.
 * 04:27:27: ShawnCognitionCP: Sleepaway Camp 1 and 2 are good
 * 04:27:36: ShawnCognitionCP: 2 is criminally underrated
 * 04:28:13: Testydragon: I haven’t seen any horror films yet cuz I’m f*cking sheltered.
 * 04:29:08: Zoder: Don't bother watching the more modern horror crap cable likes to show.
 * 04:29:22: RenzXVI: Porn of the dead
 * 04:29:43: Testydragon: I really wan to see.the first Alien movie
 * 04:29:50: ShawnCognitionCP: Alien and Aliens are flawless films
 * 04:29:56: RenzXVI: I enjoyed Re-Animator but not Brain Dead, even though the latter is way more popular.
 * 04:30:10: Testydragon: ’Porn of the dead’ Let me guess, that’s an actual film?
 * 04:30:11: ShawnCognitionCP: Brain Dead and Re-Animator are both awesome films
 * 04:30:51: RenzXVI: Watch Tokyo Gore Police for the most enjoyable WTF moment in your horror watching life.
 * 04:31:10: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV1FKU9Oihw
 * 04:31:14: KINMUNE: Best of tarman - return of the living dead
 * 04:31:16: Testydragon: I think movies in general (Save for some genres) have only gotten better.
 * 04:31:26: ShawnCognitionCP: The Return of the Living Dead soundtrack is great
 * 04:32:21: Zoder: A friend of mine has taken to collecting Alien figures. He had two of one figure, so he gave me one. It's pretty cool. The first Alien was great, I haven't seen the second one but have received a lot of pressure to do so. I'll watch Aliens as soon as I can.
 * 04:32:50: Testydragon: I couldn’t help but laugh at the zombie, I’m sorry
 * 04:32:52: ShawnCognitionCP: I've bought multiple xenomorph figures to place on my bookshelf lol
 * 04:32:54: RenzXVI: Watch all of it.
 * 04:33:07: ShawnCognitionCP: It's a horror/comedy, Testy
 * 04:33:35: Testydragon: Why do I always take things that shouldn’t be taken seriously seriously?
 * 04:33:41: ShawnCognitionCP: The best part of Brain Dead was the priest
 * 04:33:49: ShawnCognitionCP: 'I kick ass for the lord'
 * 04:33:56: Testydragon: LOL
 * 04:34:11: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI
 * 04:34:13: KINMUNE: I Kick Ass For The Lord!
 * 04:34:40: Zoder: Test, I have struggled with the same thing. It's really all about context clues. If it feels like what is being said is too stupid for someone to say it seriously, chances are they are not serious.
 * 04:36:15: The Crusader of Truth: Man
 * 04:36:23: The Crusader of Truth: That video is so non morbid lmao
 * 04:36:31: RenzXVI: My favorite horror comedy is Shaun of the Dead and Dead Snow 2 (DS 1 is not comedy).
 * 04:36:50: Testydragon: Shaun of the Dead? Another movie I really wan to see.
 * 04:36:57: The Crusader of Truth: That one guy who got his limbs chopped off made me think of Monty Pyton
 * 04:37:03: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 04:37:10: ShawnCognitionCP: Dead Snow 1 is okay, 2 is great
 * 04:37:24: ShawnCognitionCP: Shaun of the Dead is okay
 * 04:37:29: ShawnCognitionCP: 28 days later is great
 * 04:37:37: RenzXVI: When a film becomes better when turned into comedy. Lol
 * 04:37:41: ShawnCognitionCP: Hellraiser is good
 * 04:37:45: ShawnCognitionCP: Hellraiser 2 is better
 * 04:38:16: Testydragon: Star Wars: Epiosde 1 was crap
 * 04:38:38: Testydragon: Star Wars: Episode 2 was even crappier
 * 04:39:06: Testydragon: Star Wars: Episode 3 was actually pretty okay
 * 04:39:17: ShawnCognitionCP: 4>5>6>7>8>Rogue One>3>2>1
 * 04:39:27: Testydragon: Star Wars: Episode 4 was okay
 * 04:39:42: Testydragon: Star Wars: Episode 5 was great
 * 04:40:04: Testydragon: Star Wars: Episode 6 was kinda bad
 * 04:40:15: The Crusader of Truth: gn o/
 * 04:40:15: Zoder: I feel like you're underrating Rogue One a little. I enjoyed Rogue One much more than I enjoyed episode 7.
 * 04:40:34: Testydragon: Star Wars: Episode 7 was... a repeat
 * 04:40:43: RenzXVI: I prefer Rogue one then 8 then 7.
 * 04:40:47: ShawnCognitionCP: Rogue One was bad
 * 04:40:53: Testydragon: Star Wars Episode: 8 was okay
 * 04:40:54: Zoder: ^^^
 * 04:40:56: ShawnCognitionCP: The characters were shells that were undeveloped
 * 04:41:06: ShawnCognitionCP: The entire point was it assumed we'd care for the scene where they all die
 * 04:41:09: RenzXVI: Yeah since they are all just cannon fodder.
 * 04:41:12: Testydragon: Rogue One was prett meh
 * 04:41:13: ShawnCognitionCP: There's no reason to give a fuck about any of them
 * 04:41:15: RenzXVI: They are all just meant to die.
 * 04:41:20: ShawnCognitionCP: Thus, the movie instantly fails at its sole purpose
 * 04:41:39: ShawnCognitionCP: The only stand out scenes are seeing a death star attack on-world, and the Darth Vader scene.
 * 04:41:46: RenzXVI: But 7 was so full of holes, it's one of the most hole filled films I've ever seen.
 * 04:42:02: ShawnCognitionCP: Rey is an absolutely horrible character
 * 04:42:04: RenzXVI: More holes than Suicide Squad.
 * 04:42:05: ShawnCognitionCP: Poe is good
 * 04:42:07: ShawnCognitionCP: Kylo is good
 * 04:42:09: Zoder: Have you ever played Halo: Reach? One of my favorite games. "From beginning, you know the end" is the motto that goes along with the game. I became attached to all the characters even though I knew they were doomed. Rogue One didn't affect me nearly as much, but that's what they were going for.
 * 04:42:10: ShawnCognitionCP: Rose is shit
 * 04:42:17: ShawnCognitionCP: I have played Reach
 * 04:42:18: ShawnCognitionCP: Again
 * 04:42:22: ShawnCognitionCP: Rogue One gives no emotional value
 * 04:42:28: ShawnCognitionCP: You know they'll due and they give you no reason to care
 * 04:42:32: ShawnCognitionCP: They are not developed
 * 04:42:45: Zoder: They could have given you more reason to like the characters, yeah.
 * 04:42:54: ShawnCognitionCP: They are just "I am merc with gun", "I am blind monk", "I am supposed to be Han Solo"
 * 04:43:15: Testydragon: Rey, I think was actually fine. I mean, come on, Analin and Luke were pretty Gary Stu-ish
 * 04:43:24: Testydragon: *Anakin
 * 04:43:28: ShawnCognitionCP: Rey is the worst Mary Sue I've ever seen on film
 * 04:43:37: ShawnCognitionCP: Anakin was also a horribly written character
 * 04:43:46: ShawnCognitionCP: Rey is worse
 * 04:44:02: Zoder: Still, Rogue One was better than 7. The Force Awakens was almost painful to watch. I paid to see it in 3D. I should have spent my money elsewhere.
 * 04:44:34: ShawnCognitionCP: 7 absolutely swamps Rogue One in effects and cinematography
 * 04:44:48: Testydragon: Yeah, but Luke pulled some force sh*t on the Death Star, without ever having used the force to manipulate objects before.
 * 04:44:49: RenzXVI: The holes is what puts me off.
 * 04:44:53: Zoder: I can't get behind good filming if the storyline sucks.
 * 04:44:54: ShawnCognitionCP: JJ Abrams did fantastic
 * 04:45:10: ShawnCognitionCP: Luke used force sensitivity, not a force ability
 * 04:45:11: ShawnCognitionCP: Also
 * 04:45:17: ShawnCognitionCP: Anakin destroyed a superweapon
 * 04:45:19: ShawnCognitionCP: Piloting
 * 04:45:21: ShawnCognitionCP: At age 9
 * 04:45:26: Testydragon: Rey is pretty Mary Sue-ish, I will admit
 * 04:45:42: Testydragon: Like I said, Anakin was a Gary Stu
 * 04:46:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Kylo is said to be the strongest source of darkness to ever exist, even stronger than Vader by presence (said by Luke in 8), and Rey beats him with her first usage of a lightsaber without any swodsmanship training.
 * 04:46:38: Testydragon: So... how did he get the proton torpedo to do a 90% angle down an exhaust port?
 * 04:46:59: ShawnCognitionCP: It's science fantasy, beyond science fiction
 * 04:47:02: Zoder: The only thing that justifies her beating Kylo is the fact he was hit with that weapon Wookie was using. Said weapon knocked Stormcloaks across the room. Kylo only fell on one knee, which represents his strength in a big way, and he was continuously hitting himself to stay conscious during the fight. She shouldn't have been so amazing with the force though.
 * 04:47:04: ShawnCognitionCP: And guidable missiles exist in real life
 * 04:47:17: ShawnCognitionCP: And the concept of a """"proton torpedo"""" is technobabble anyways
 * 04:48:38: Testydragon: What about actually actually standing his ground against Vader with minimal light saber training from Obi-Wan? I know he lost, but he didn’t loose his hand within seconds if I remember correctly.
 * 04:49:05: Testydragon: And it’s never said the proton torpedo was guided
 * 04:49:09: ShawnCognitionCP: It's pointed out why
 * 04:49:22: ShawnCognitionCP: He didn't want to kill his son
 * 04:49:28: Testydragon: Really? I must have missed that part
 * 04:49:37: Testydragon: That makes sense
 * 04:49:44: Zoder: Why did I say Wookie? I meant Chewbacca.
 * 04:49:49: ShawnCognitionCP: He even outright refuses to let the Emperor kill him after Luke beat the fuck out of him
 * 04:49:54: ShawnCognitionCP: Hence the ending of 6
 * 04:50:49: RenzXVI: Lunch, brb.
 * 04:50:57: Testydragon: Got it
 * 04:52:43: Testydragon: But what about-Okay, I’m not letting go that proton torpedo, I’m sorry. That is... one of the silliest things I’ve seen in a movie and one of the reasons I see the movie as just okay.
 * 04:53:32: ShawnCognitionCP: They're in every star wars
 * 04:53:37: ShawnCognitionCP: Even in the games you steer them
 * 04:54:17: Testydragon: Proton torpedos taming 90% turns downward?
 * 04:54:23: Testydragon: *Taling
 * 04:54:34: Testydragon: I haven’t played a lot of Star Wars games
 * 04:54:51: Testydragon: *Taking
 * 04:55:02: ShawnCognitionCP: You take full control in the games
 * 04:55:11: Zoder: I don't believe you're using the percentage sign correctly. You mean degrees, right?
 * 04:55:20: Testydragon: Right, my bad
 * 04:55:32: Zoder: degree*
 * 04:56:02: Testydragon: Well, I need some sleep. Night guys
 * 04:56:02: Zoder: Or maybe I meant degrees. Ah, you get my point. I'm too tired to care at the moment.
 * 04:56:10: Zoder: Farewell.
 * 05:05:57: RenzXVI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GONC_7OFLwo
 * 05:05:59: KINMUNE: Satanic Warmaster - Eaten By Rats (Black Metal) [Finland]
 * 05:07:02: RenzXVI: Might as well link this too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LntGaCjPBJ0
 * 05:07:03: KINMUNE: Inferno - Eaten by Rats Forever
 * 05:07:22: RenzXVI: Because my dad didn't properly cover our rice...
 * 05:07:42: RenzXVI: So now I am eating purple yam pudding and cake. XD
 * 05:08:03: OneAndOnlyPoop: mmmm yummy
 * 05:08:16: Zoder: What kind of rice was it?
 * 05:08:21: RenzXVI: Regular rice.
 * 05:08:45: Zoder: My favorite rice is definitely rice pilaf.
 * 05:08:46: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NE_Pv7jwvU
 * 05:08:47: KINMUNE: Satanic Warmaster - My dreams of 8
 * 05:09:02: OneAndOnlyPoop: pilav mmmmm
 * 05:09:09: RenzXVI: Eaten by Rats is actually my favorite SW song.
 * 05:09:30: OneAndOnlyPoop: u mean skeevers
 * 05:09:33: OneAndOnlyPoop: ?
 * 05:09:42: ShawnCognitionCP: Wolves of Blood and Iron is mine
 * 05:10:42: RenzXVI: This cake is actually good, it's red with white candy over it. I guess I will eat the yam pudding first.
 * 05:11:00: OneAndOnlyPoop: yammyy i like yam icecream
 * 05:13:32: OneAndOnlyPoop: just asking is this the watercooler for mods?
 * 05:13:49: OneAndOnlyPoop: were mods smoke and eat sandwiches?
 * 05:13:55: RenzXVI: No
 * 05:14:09: RenzXVI: There's just me and Ahslye.
 * 05:14:17: RenzXVI: No, don't correct that.
 * 05:14:30: OneAndOnlyPoop: whos Ahslye?
 * 05:14:44: RenzXVI: It's like you are Testydragon.
 * 05:14:54: RenzXVI: I meant Asley.
 * 05:15:21: OneAndOnlyPoop: lol i geniunely thought Ahslye is a user
 * 05:15:32: OneAndOnlyPoop: whos asley?
 * 05:15:53: RenzXVI: The Beautiful Princess Ashley
 * 05:16:27: RenzXVI: If you are trying to make me ping her, I am not. Lol
 * 05:16:36: OneAndOnlyPoop: lol i only see Beautiful P.....
 * 05:16:47: RenzXVI: LOL, Maybe her P is beautiful.
 * 05:17:09: OneAndOnlyPoop: no i didnt mean it like that but lol
 * 05:17:39: OneAndOnlyPoop: what do you see for my username?
 * 05:17:56: RenzXVI: OneAndOnlyPo
 * 05:17:56: OneAndOnlyPoop: OneandOn....  ?
 * 05:18:00: OneAndOnlyPoop: HAHAHA
 * 05:18:13: RenzXVI: The teletubby
 * 05:18:15: OneAndOnlyPoop: i sound like a kung fu master
 * 05:18:31: OneAndOnlyPoop: OneAndOnlyPo
 * 05:18:38: ShawnCognitionCP: Renz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOZJ6H07Kxg
 * 05:18:41: Zoder: I have no doubt you can see my full user.
 * 05:18:42: KINMUNE: Gruesome Stuff Relish - Coming Back To Life
 * 05:19:01: OneAndOnlyPoop: Zod it
 * 05:19:50: RenzXVI: That's nice, the intro sounds groovy.
 * 05:20:22: ShawnCognitionCP: Gruesome Stuff Relish is surprisingly good gore for their stupid name
 * 05:20:28: ShawnCognitionCP: Cannibalism themed
 * 05:20:35: Zoder: I just realized I called the Stormtroopers the Stormcloaks in the same paragraph I called Chewbacca "Wookie". I'm loosing it.
 * 05:20:46: RenzXVI: Lol
 * 05:21:07: ShawnCognitionCP: Camp Blood remains a gore masterpiece
 * 05:21:11: ShawnCognitionCP: If you haven't heard it, you need to
 * 05:21:26: OneAndOnlyPoop: Gore and Chitlins
 * 05:21:44: RenzXVI: hi
 * 05:21:46: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EepaDvUsj1E
 * 05:21:48: KINMUNE: Bile - Camp Blood
 * 05:21:52: ShawnCognitionCP: Entire album is Friday the 13th themed
 * 05:22:08: ShawnCognitionCP: Mortician's Camp Blood sucked
 * 05:22:13: ShawnCognitionCP: Which is to be expected
 * 05:22:17: ShawnCognitionCP: Mortician is not good
 * 05:22:29: OneAndOnlyPoop: im eating a sandwich so im gonna pass
 * 05:22:30: RenzXVI: I don't like them either.
 * 05:23:45: RenzXVI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwChDxBcMQ4
 * 05:23:52: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHPBX9czbgs
 * 05:23:52: KINMUNE: Frightmare - Midnight Murder Mania
 * 05:23:55: KINMUNE: Last Days Of Humanity - A Divine Proclamation Of Finishing T
 * 05:24:27: RenzXVI: What I linked does horror movie themes.
 * 05:25:16: ShawnCognitionCP: I've heard Frightmare
 * 05:25:28: OneAndOnlyPoop: Oh My the New Avengers.....Featuring an Octopus God, A Princess, Shawn, Stormblade, A BOT, Zoder, A Pile of Shit, and A Stoned Kraken!
 * 05:26:08: Zoder: .. is Nathan the stoned kraken?
 * 05:26:17: OneAndOnlyPoop: No Renz
 * 05:26:25: OneAndOnlyPoop: look at the pic
 * 05:26:27: Zoder: I thought the Octopus God was Renz.
 * 05:26:28: RenzXVI: I thought I was octopus god
 * 05:26:31: Zoder: ^
 * 05:26:44: ShawnCognitionCP: https://youtu.be/AzVjb4w4nts?t=134
 * 05:26:45: KINMUNE: HOW TO MAKE GORENOISE
 * 05:26:52: OneAndOnlyPoop: i saw hema mora....
 * 05:27:03: Zoder: Oh.
 * 05:27:08: RenzXVI: Most ridiculous vocals for me are the cricket ones.
 * 05:27:32: OneAndOnlyPoop: i dont think they have the cords
 * 05:27:42: ShawnCognitionCP: Hatebeak uses a literal parakeet for a vocalist
 * 05:27:51: RenzXVI: lol
 * 05:27:58: Kora Stormblade: parakeets are badass
 * 05:28:18: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0_XArS_rHg
 * 05:28:20: KINMUNE: Hatebeak - Hellbent For Feathers
 * 05:28:27: RenzXVI: I had this in mind though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU5OOStQD8Y
 * 05:28:28: KINMUNE: CEMETERY RAPIST - "Wake Up to Bake Up" (High Quality)
 * 05:28:50: ShawnCognitionCP: Cemetery Rapist have some of the worst album covers
 * 05:29:02: OneAndOnlyPoop: OH MY GOD that dark elf from Oblivion!!!
 * 05:29:51: ShawnCognitionCP: There's also a grindcore band with two pittsbulls for vocals
 * 05:29:53: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFzKgBfroAc
 * 05:29:55: KINMUNE: Caninus - Human Rawhide
 * 05:30:17: OneAndOnlyPoop: I dont think today's Halloween
 * 05:30:40: RenzXVI: What do you think about this Shawn? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5kFsHpY5hI I can never tell if this is an actual cat or a guy singing like a cat, but it's so masterfully done. It sounds great.
 * 05:30:42: KINMUNE: Cat's Misanthropy - Cat's Misanthropy
 * 05:31:48: ShawnCognitionCP: That's a cat
 * 05:32:07: RenzXVI: Yeah, I thought so, but there's a good variety of it and it sorta fits Black metal IMO.
 * 05:33:55: OneAndOnlyPoop: Any Witcher fans?
 * 05:34:11: ShawnCognitionCP: The Witcher 3 is my favorite game
 * 05:34:13: RenzXVI: Witcher 3 is too insane for my laptop.
 * 05:34:16: Zoder: What are your least favorite genres of music?
 * 05:34:25: ShawnCognitionCP: Country Rap
 * 05:34:28: OneAndOnlyPoop: did you guys read the book?
 * 05:34:31: RenzXVI: Rap. Even though I used to like rap when I was young.
 * 05:34:34: ShawnCognitionCP: Most pop
 * 05:34:40: ShawnCognitionCP: Dubstep
 * 05:34:45: Zoder: Nightcore irks me in almost every way.
 * 05:34:50: ShawnCognitionCP: Nightcore isn't even a genre
 * 05:34:58: Zoder: It's treated like a genre.
 * 05:35:00: ShawnCognitionCP: It's copyright infringement with a twist
 * 05:35:11: Zoder: Hence part of the reason it irks me.
 * 05:35:15: Kora Stormblade: >country rap
 * 05:35:21: Kora Stormblade: how about just country music in itself
 * 05:35:25: Zoder: ^
 * 05:35:25: OneAndOnlyPoop: Justin Bieber
 * 05:35:30: ShawnCognitionCP: Genuine American Folk is good
 * 05:35:34: Kora Stormblade: the kind which has the pop beats in the background
 * 05:35:37: ShawnCognitionCP: There's also some dark country which is good
 * 05:35:58: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=326WpN3wMUo
 * 05:36:01: KINMUNE: Those Poor Bastards - Crooked Man
 * 05:36:05: RenzXVI: I think, for me, there's always a few songs in a genre that I'd like.
 * 05:36:10: Kora Stormblade: idk if generic modern pop country music would be better way of putting it
 * 05:36:42: RenzXVI: One genre I like which no one ever mentions or even knows about is Cabaret.
 * 05:36:54: ShawnCognitionCP: Dark Cabaret is good
 * 05:37:03: Kora Stormblade: "baby you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down, and cruiiseeee le go"
 * 05:37:19: RenzXVI: Yeah, I like Emilie Autumn and Dresden Dolls.
 * 05:37:32: OneAndOnlyPoop: A better way of putting it is too much choice and too much junk.
 * 05:37:41: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygvyge6jaJo
 * 05:37:43: KINMUNE: Marduk - The Blond Beast
 * 05:37:44: OneAndOnlyPoop: of any genre
 * 05:37:55: RenzXVI: Are you kidding?
 * 05:38:00: OneAndOnlyPoop: wut?
 * 05:38:01: Kora Stormblade: http://www.metrolyrics.com/top100-country.html
 * 05:38:03: Kora Stormblade: im dying
 * 05:38:11: RenzXVI: Mainstream genres are actually not big at all in variety.
 * 05:38:22: ShawnCognitionCP: A genre that is suprisingly fucking good is NSBM
 * 05:38:23: Kora Stormblade: alabama nigger is top #1
 * 05:38:24: Kora Stormblade:.
 * 05:38:35: ShawnCognitionCP: You'd expect it to just be talentless edge
 * 05:38:42: ShawnCognitionCP: Yet every single NSBM band is wonderful
 * 05:38:58: RenzXVI: I just really see them as themed black metal.
 * 05:39:06: RenzXVI: I never remember which bands I like are NS.
 * 05:39:10: ShawnCognitionCP: There's some distinctions.
 * 05:39:12: OneAndOnlyPoop: No i meant the best of any genre is few Renz
 * 05:39:19: ShawnCognitionCP: Satanic "please don't call us NSBM" Warmaster
 * 05:39:25: ShawnCognitionCP: Who is totally not NSBM
 * 05:39:43: RenzXVI: lol
 * 05:39:54: RenzXVI: OneAndOnlyPoop, it depends on what genre.
 * 05:40:06: OneAndOnlyPoop: i guess
 * 05:40:30: RenzXVI: All dungeon synth I've heard is good.
 * 05:40:34: OneAndOnlyPoop: but campaired to the total songs in that genre, still few
 * 05:40:46: OneAndOnlyPoop: wat?
 * 05:40:51: OneAndOnlyPoop: k im done
 * 05:40:59: ShawnCognitionCP: Burzum's dungeon synth album was wonderful
 * 05:41:16: RenzXVI: It's funny you wanna talk about genres but don't know much. :p
 * 05:41:21: Kora Stormblade: I think it depends on the taste a person has in music. For me, any and almost every country song except for ones which arent generic make me physically cringe, but another person may enjoy hundreds of songs within that genre
 * 05:41:27: OneAndOnlyPoop: who me?
 * 05:41:31: Kora Stormblade: prop
 * 05:41:33: Kora Stormblade: *prob
 * 05:41:38: ShawnCognitionCP: https://youtu.be/jpBkQCNauvk?t=53
 * 05:41:40: KINMUNE: Nails - Life Is A Death Sentence
 * 05:41:48: RenzXVI: I've literally tried every music genre I could find on google like 10+ years ago.
 * 05:41:52: RenzXVI: To see what I could like.
 * 05:41:54: ShawnCognitionCP: Nails is the zenith of powerviolence
 * 05:41:59: RenzXVI: ANd just plain learn.
 * 05:42:01: OneAndOnlyPoop: Classical Renz?
 * 05:42:13: RenzXVI: Who doesn't know classical? Lol
 * 05:42:15: Kora Stormblade: ^
 * 05:42:26: OneAndOnlyPoop: The Medival Church Choire?
 * 05:42:33: RenzXVI: I already mentioned the rarest genre ever IMO, and that's Cabaret.
 * 05:42:53: OneAndOnlyPoop: the howling hermits of the olden days?
 * 05:43:02: ShawnCognitionCP: https://youtu.be/95Gm3r4Gsfo?t=101
 * 05:43:05: KINMUNE: Unsilent Death by Nails
 * 05:43:12: OneAndOnlyPoop: maybe for them its pop
 * 05:43:29: ShawnCognitionCP: If you don't know Nails you are nothing short of a musical tadpool yet to sprout limbs and discovery the world
 * 05:44:10: RenzXVI: This song always makes me chuckle... The song title, but it's almost only played for circuses lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
 * 05:44:11: KINMUNE: Entry Of The Gladiators - Julius Fucik
 * 05:44:24: OneAndOnlyPoop: Hey Shawn y you like Halloween Gore shit?
 * 05:44:38: RenzXVI: I honestly love ENtry of the Gladiators though.
 * 05:45:03: ShawnCognitionCP: yeah let me just tell you the exact objectivevariables that decide why I like a specific brand of organized sound over another
 * 05:45:08: ShawnCognitionCP: objective variables*
 * 05:45:13: RenzXVI: My fam went to a cricus when I was like 5, and all I could remember is that song playing lol.
 * 05:45:16: RenzXVI: circus*
 * 05:45:29: OneAndOnlyPoop: hey fam
 * 05:45:42: ShawnCognitionCP: I like heavier and more aggressive music, but I also listen to a few lighter genres like folk and 70s-80s rock and psychedelic rock.
 * 05:46:08: OneAndOnlyPoop: i see do you like Chili Shawn?
 * 05:46:21: RenzXVI: I often prefer fast and melodic/technical.
 * 05:46:26: ShawnCognitionCP: The food?
 * 05:46:29: RenzXVI: LOL
 * 05:46:35: RenzXVI: He probably means RHCP
 * 05:46:35: ShawnCognitionCP: One of my favorite dishes
 * 05:46:37: ShawnCognitionCP: The user?
 * 05:46:38: ShawnCognitionCP: No
 * 05:46:44: OneAndOnlyPoop: It makes ur mouth feel like Death Metal
 * 05:46:56: ShawnCognitionCP: o they actually meant the food
 * 05:46:58: ShawnCognitionCP: ok den
 * 05:47:01: OneAndOnlyPoop: ya
 * 05:47:11: ShawnCognitionCP: also
 * 05:47:14: ShawnCognitionCP: Nails isn't metal reeeee
 * 05:47:21: OneAndOnlyPoop: every genre corrispond to a food somewhat
 * 05:47:32: RenzXVI: here's something that matches your topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO1rYr4BXAI
 * 05:47:35: KINMUNE: KFC Black Metal Commercial
 * 05:48:28: OneAndOnlyPoop: Classical is like Caviar, haughty and few give a shit
 * 05:48:43: ShawnCognitionCP: Classical is a mainstream genre
 * 05:48:53: ShawnCognitionCP: It's not uncommon to listen to classical music.
 * 05:49:18: OneAndOnlyPoop: well i dont against it but i know ppl who hates it
 * 05:49:31: OneAndOnlyPoop: which classical do u like
 * 05:49:49: OneAndOnlyPoop: ?
 * 05:50:09: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO5p-gNyVlo
 * 05:50:11: KINMUNE: Mussorgsky - Pictures at an Exhibition - XIV. The Hut on Fowl's Legs (Baba-Yagá)
 * 05:50:41: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: classical can be pleasant to listen to, but i don't listen to it very often
 * 05:50:59: RenzXVI: The second half is epic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU but the first half is very nice and atmospheric, Resident Evil 1 used that for the Piano room.
 * 05:51:00: KINMUNE: Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata (FULL)
 * 05:51:12: ShawnCognitionCP: The Hut on Fowl's Legs is better used as a sample in Baphomet's Throne
 * 05:51:19: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9rWMrk2Rrw
 * 05:51:19: KINMUNE: Samael - Ceremony Of Opposites - Baphomet's Throne
 * 05:51:49: ShawnCognitionCP: Ceremony of Opposites is a perfect album
 * 05:52:52: OneAndOnlyPoop: "Mussorgsky - Pictures at an Exhibition" Like all good battle music
 * 05:53:01: ShawnCognitionCP: "Each blaspemy is another stone to the edifice of your glory
 * 05:53:08: OneAndOnlyPoop: u spot a bear1
 * 05:53:10: ShawnCognitionCP: The lyrics on Ceremony of Opposites are kvlt as fuck
 * 05:53:11: OneAndOnlyPoop: !
 * 05:53:25: RenzXVI: My favorite battle music is this:
 * 05:53:28: KINMUNE: Ensiferum - Into Battle
 * 05:54:04: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFj-xNT2MhI
 * 05:54:06: KINMUNE: NAILS - Violence Is Forever
 * 05:55:32: OneAndOnlyPoop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNSt2qc7Ayk Feel the cold of steel
 * 05:55:34: KINMUNE: Icelandic Folk Music - Tröllaslagur
 * 05:56:03: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_QbyP6q0AQ
 * 05:56:05: KINMUNE: Wardruna - Odal
 * 05:56:12: ShawnCognitionCP: Love folk music.
 * 05:56:19: OneAndOnlyPoop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvn1JNBb22c Musical Comedy
 * 05:56:20: KINMUNE: Tommy Tiernan  Portrait of an Irish Session
 * 05:57:02: RenzXVI: Shawn, for a Summoning clone, I actually prefer Caladan Brood over Summoning:
 * 05:57:03: KINMUNE: Caladan Brood - Book of the Fallen
 * 05:57:14: ShawnCognitionCP: I prefer Caladran Brood as well
 * 05:57:20: RenzXVI: Oh lol
 * 05:57:22: ShawnCognitionCP: 'Summoning clone'
 * 05:57:25: RenzXVI: That's funny.
 * 05:57:29: ShawnCognitionCP: >Summoning is a Falkenbach clone
 * 05:57:44: OneAndOnlyPoop: Wass funny i dont get
 * 05:58:24: ShawnCognitionCP: Summoning is a by far more popular band and we both prefer the lesser band that was inspired from it.
 * 05:59:00: RenzXVI: Yeah, I only thought of that now after you've said it, I guess it does sound like Falkenbach.
 * 05:59:13: RenzXVI: Falkenbach was ahead of Summoning?
 * 05:59:19: RenzXVI: I've known summoning for longer.
 * 05:59:36: ShawnCognitionCP: Falkenbach started in 89
 * 05:59:39: RenzXVI: You were the one that got me into Falkenbach. XD
 * 05:59:52: ShawnCognitionCP: Summoning started in 93
 * 06:00:38: OneAndOnlyPoop: Had anyone done open mic before?
 * 06:01:41: OneAndOnlyPoop: ?
 * 06:02:38: RenzXVI: I still think Myrkgrav is the closest sounding to Falkenbach https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G25ZWp7C7yA
 * 06:02:40: KINMUNE: Myrkgrav - De To Spellemenn
 * 06:03:11: ShawnCognitionCP: I love that song
 * 06:04:39: OneAndOnlyPoop: Why is the Santa hat still on? Its way past Christmas
 * 06:05:39: RenzXVI: Alright, I'll tell the angry admins that you said that.
 * 06:06:02: OneAndOnlyPoop: what did i do?
 * 06:06:54: OneAndOnlyPoop: does admin like Santa hats?
 * 06:08:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the admins put it there
 * 06:09:29: OneAndOnlyPoop: well....still Christmas has passed......
 * 06:10:05: OneAndOnlyPoop: I bet the Aussies had great Christmas in summer
 * 06:10:07: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: christmas 2018 hasn't passed yet. we might as well keep it until then
 * 06:10:25: OneAndOnlyPoop: i dont even know how that works
 * 06:10:49: OneAndOnlyPoop: like eat piping hot turkey in 100 degree heat?
 * 06:10:59: OneAndOnlyPoop: on the beach?
 * 06:11:15: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it's quite possible to have fancy food in summer
 * 06:11:38: OneAndOnlyPoop: yeah but it wouldnt be Christmas with no Turkey
 * 06:11:42: OneAndOnlyPoop: or snow
 * 06:11:59: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i have never had a turkey on christmas, yet it's still christmas
 * 06:12:02: RenzXVI: Tell that to people here so they'd stop.
 * 06:12:24: RenzXVI: I was even at a place here once where they had fake snow.
 * 06:12:32: OneAndOnlyPoop: oh no
 * 06:12:38: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: fake snow is just sad
 * 06:12:46: RenzXVI: I had an umbrella lol
 * 06:12:55: OneAndOnlyPoop: oh by the nine
 * 06:12:58: Zoder: If you grew up in Australia, it'd be normal. It'd be Christmas. To you, since you never had Christmas in the summer time, it sounds strange. To Aussies, they probably think having Christmas in the winter might be a little strange.
 * 06:13:34: OneAndOnlyPoop: Well id like to see fat Santa in Speedos
 * 06:13:45: RenzXVI: If Jesus himself doesn't give a clue when he was actually born then why should people bother celebrating it during the right season? XD
 * 06:14:11: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: they probably don't even celebrate it during the right season
 * 06:14:20: ShawnCognitionCP: Well
 * 06:14:38: ShawnCognitionCP: Christmas is just the assimilated festival of Kolyada
 * 06:14:42: ShawnCognitionCP: And Yuletide
 * 06:14:57: OneAndOnlyPoop: But would you still watch game of thrones if the white walkers melted?
 * 06:15:12: ShawnCognitionCP: They aren't made of ice
 * 06:15:21: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nonsense. christ was just born on a date that's convenient for the romans
 * 06:15:22: ShawnCognitionCP: They turn to ice when killed with obsidian
 * 06:15:32: OneAndOnlyPoop: or if thay walked on deserts
 * 06:15:49: ShawnCognitionCP: White Walkers in the novels (Others) are closer to elves than anything
 * 06:15:52: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: like how all other important events in christianity happened on dates the romans could use
 * 06:15:54: ShawnCognitionCP: Just very alien elves
 * 06:16:28: OneAndOnlyPoop: romans are overrated
 * 06:17:05: Zoder: Greeks are better.
 * 06:17:21: OneAndOnlyPoop: but Greeks are pedofiles
 * 06:17:22: ShawnCognitionCP: Except not
 * 06:17:27: OneAndOnlyPoop: ancient
 * 06:17:29: OneAndOnlyPoop: greek
 * 06:17:47: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: of all ancient civilizations, i'd say inca are my favorite
 * 06:18:10: OneAndOnlyPoop: Did they do human sacrifice?
 * 06:18:16: RenzXVI: I like cavemen, they funny.
 * 06:18:29: OneAndOnlyPoop: ya me like
 * 06:18:32: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: they occasionally sacrificed virgin girls to the mountain gods
 * 06:18:33: ShawnCognitionCP: >ancient civilizaton
 * 06:18:41: ShawnCognitionCP: civilization*
 * 06:18:48: ShawnCognitionCP: >names pre-civilization tribal culture
 * 06:18:50: ShawnCognitionCP: okay renz
 * 06:18:55: RenzXVI: I was joking. Lol
 * 06:19:00: RenzXVI: I like the Mayans.
 * 06:19:04: OneAndOnlyPoop: thats disturbing.....
 * 06:19:09: OneAndOnlyPoop: virgin girls
 * 06:19:55: RenzXVI: Majority of people the the meaning of "virgin" wrong when it comes to cults.
 * 06:20:02: RenzXVI: get the*
 * 06:20:03: OneAndOnlyPoop: i think they're sexist too
 * 06:20:14: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: every pre-modern society was sexist
 * 06:20:14: OneAndOnlyPoop: what about virgin dudes?
 * 06:20:28: ShawnCognitionCP: It was an honor in a lot of civilizations to be sacrificed
 * 06:20:34: RenzXVI: Even lesbians are sexist.
 * 06:20:35: ShawnCognitionCP: Some nordic cultures sacrificed men
 * 06:20:41: ShawnCognitionCP: But they were /extremely/ sexist
 * 06:20:48: ShawnCognitionCP: Obviously
 * 06:21:06: OneAndOnlyPoop: Greyskins
 * 06:21:25: OneAndOnlyPoop: Lizards
 * 06:21:29: OneAndOnlyPoop: Rugs
 * 06:21:45: OneAndOnlyPoop: -every nord guard
 * 06:22:11: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: we're not talking about skyrim nords
 * 06:22:12: Zoder: Any advice for gently transferring a cat to a different position? I still struggle with moving my cat around without disturbing him too much. He's on my drumsticks (which is unacceptable because I like to fiddle with them absentmindedly), and he does not willingly want to move.
 * 06:22:32: OneAndOnlyPoop: Tell him you want a new rug
 * 06:22:35: RenzXVI: Put a box where you want the cat to hang out.
 * 06:22:46: RenzXVI: And glue the box there.
 * 06:22:51: ShawnCognitionCP: pick him up by the throat and throw him at the desired resting place
 * 06:22:57: RenzXVI: LOL
 * 06:23:00: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
 * 06:23:07: OneAndOnlyPoop: lol
 * 06:23:15: OneAndOnlyPoop: reating place
 * 06:23:17: RenzXVI: But really, use a box.
 * 06:23:25: Zoder: Thanks Shawn, I'll give that a try.
 * 06:23:28: Zoder: I do not have a box.
 * 06:23:37: OneAndOnlyPoop: how about a wok?
 * 06:23:39: RenzXVI: Who doesn't have a box? :p
 * 06:23:47: Zoder: I've discarded all my boxes. I bring him a box whenever I get one. He gets sick of it in a week, so I throw it out.
 * 06:23:59: RenzXVI: oh
 * 06:24:03: RenzXVI: I thought that was everlasting.
 * 06:24:10: Zoder: He's.. a picky one.
 * 06:24:24: Zoder: He apparently likes sleeping on bulky objects, such as my drumsticks.
 * 06:24:41: OneAndOnlyPoop: much like women lol^
 * 06:24:43: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: get a box. get him to sit in it. then close the box and glue it shut. he'll love it so much he'll never get out of it.
 * 06:24:52: RenzXVI: But why do cats like boxes? https://i.imgur.com/RJLYzxr.jpg
 * 06:25:31: Zoder: I think cats like comfortable confinement. An open box offers them that but they have the ability to escape at a moments notice, which every cat needs.
 * 06:25:32: ShawnCognitionCP: what you want to do is feel along the trachea until you come to what feels like a minor indentation
 * 06:25:40: ShawnCognitionCP: Just press that down with your thumbtips
 * 06:26:00: RenzXVI: This is how the Chinese do it: https://i.imgur.com/tm3sIL8.jpg
 * 06:26:15: OneAndOnlyPoop: hahahah
 * 06:26:29: OneAndOnlyPoop: but its japanese tho
 * 06:26:40: OneAndOnlyPoop: the characters
 * 06:26:43: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ^
 * 06:27:17: RenzXVI: Whatever
 * 06:27:22: OneAndOnlyPoop: Why do Anime overact so much?
 * 06:27:33: Zoder: I think he died, Shawn.
 * 06:27:40: ShawnCognitionCP: Because anime is bad
 * 06:27:41: ShawnCognitionCP: Good
 * 06:27:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: bc you're probably watching a shitty anime
 * 06:27:59: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: anime can be good, but the bulk of it is bad
 * 06:28:11: OneAndOnlyPoop: Yelling makes you stronger, being bat shit insane makes you grow wings
 * 06:28:21: RenzXVI: https://i.imgur.com/U6OsAdb.jpg
 * 06:28:30: OneAndOnlyPoop: and running bent over makes u lighting fast
 * 06:28:59: OneAndOnlyPoop: cause running upright has too much wind resistence
 * 06:29:27: OneAndOnlyPoop: which anime is ur favourite?
 * 06:29:32: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: none
 * 06:29:46: Zoder: That's the best way to catch a cat. I'd say offer them catnip, but there's a 50/50 chance the cat won't react to it. If the cat did react, it'd probably start rolling around uncontrollably and then it'd be difficult acquire the cat.
 * 06:29:54: OneAndOnlyPoop: wut i thought u said it can be gud^^
 * 06:30:09: Zoder: to* acquire
 * 06:30:51: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: a few years ago, i watched some episodes of an anime my sister was watching. i don't remember the name, but it seemed quite decent
 * 06:31:13: OneAndOnlyPoop: was it like fighting or sitcom like
 * 06:31:34: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: there was some fighting, but not too much
 * 06:31:47: OneAndOnlyPoop: i see i like sitcom animes
 * 06:32:13: RenzXVI: Almost all anime I liked as a kid are annoying for me now, most of them are full of filler... Like Goku asking everyone to put their energy into that spirit ball which takes 3 episodes long to fill up. It's like Dora the Explorer asking help from the audience to clap.
 * 06:32:35: OneAndOnlyPoop: haha
 * 06:32:46: OneAndOnlyPoop: what about Diego?
 * 06:32:59: Zoder: Diego was so much cooler than Dora.
 * 06:33:06: OneAndOnlyPoop: lol
 * 06:33:12: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i remember watching dragonball z as a kid
 * 06:33:14: RenzXVI: It's Dora's twin with a sex change.
 * 06:33:30: OneAndOnlyPoop: umm^
 * 06:33:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it took them about 2459787 episodes to finish a single fight
 * 06:33:38: Zoder: Leopard > Monkey wearing rainboots
 * 06:33:56: OneAndOnlyPoop: it ruined the actual monkey king^^
 * 06:34:08: OneAndOnlyPoop: made in china
 * 06:34:24: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: anyway, i'm off to eat something
 * 06:34:34: Zoder: Actually it's a jaguar, my bad.
 * 06:34:59: OneAndOnlyPoop: im just glad we got over the music spamming
 * 06:38:32: RenzXVI: I gave up forever trying to differentiate jaguars from leopards.
 * 06:38:53: OneAndOnlyPoop: who cares?
 * 06:39:31: RenzXVI: Yeah, Bear Grylls will eat both raw and wear them as a hat.
 * 06:39:50: OneAndOnlyPoop: and drink piss to wash it down
 * 06:40:19: RenzXVI: just because you do it, doesn't mean he does too.
 * 06:40:40: OneAndOnlyPoop: i remember he did tho
 * 06:40:48: OneAndOnlyPoop: or so ive heard
 * 06:41:09: Zoder: I've seen him drink from his sock.
 * 06:41:20: Zoder: It was.. unpleasant to witness.
 * 06:41:23: RenzXVI: Nice of Poop to defend himself. XD
 * 06:41:35: OneAndOnlyPoop: lol
 * 06:41:55: OneAndOnlyPoop: the poo must pend the piss
 * 06:41:59: OneAndOnlyPoop: fend
 * 06:42:06: OneAndOnlyPoop: or drinks it
 * 06:43:07: OneAndOnlyPoop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81FLsMZB2Fw
 * 06:43:10: KINMUNE: Bear Grylls Drinks His Own Pee
 * 06:43:20: OneAndOnlyPoop: its probably fake
 * 06:43:40: OneAndOnlyPoop: ok most definately fake
 * 06:44:26: RenzXVI: If you look closely, Bear Grylls is a lesbian.
 * 06:44:36: Zoder: I suddenly feel bad for his wife. He may not have drank his own pee, but that mouth of his has been places.
 * 06:44:56: OneAndOnlyPoop: u mean dicks^?
 * 06:45:32: Zoder: I am not at liberty to say.
 * 06:47:34: Zoder: I also suddenly have the urge to play Dead Space, but I don't have it. Agh.
 * 07:22:49: Zoder: Hey Renz, do you know anything about the "therein" community?
 * 07:23:01: Zoder: otherkin* not therein, thanks autocorrect
 * 07:24:47: Zoder: It's a subculture, rather.
 * 07:25:54: RenzXVI: Yeah, they are pretty much the same as furries. They try to hard to be different and "not human" but when made fun off or bullied they ironically try to claim human rights, contrary to what they are aiming to achieve in the first place.
 * 07:26:30: Zoder: Right.
 * 07:26:43: Zoder: They demand the same respect as transgenders, saying they are "trans-species"
 * 07:27:22: Zoder: They have a word for people who don't support their kind. Anti-Kin. Guess I can count myself among them.
 * 07:28:11: Zoder: They go as far as having kin like "polymorphkin"- aka people who can mimic other people's kin.
 * 07:29:15: Zoder: Some of them claim to suffer from having a phantom limb, usually a tail or a pair of wings. They claim to have back pains from the weight of those wings, or that they have a sensation on their lower back when they're excited. Like they're wagging their tail.
 * 07:29:32: RenzXVI: lol
 * 07:29:54: RenzXVI: I can only imagine how psych evaluations handle these things.
 * 07:29:59: Zoder: I'm kind of fascinated, kind of inclined to assume they're all attention seekers who didn't feel like they belonged, then decided that they just weren't human.
 * 07:30:25: Zoder: There is absolutely no scientific evidence to support any of their claims.
 * 07:31:43: Zoder: Oh, get this: Some of them believe they are "fictionkin". They literally claim to be fictional characters. Others want you to refer to them as a name of a demigod (ex: some like to be called Thor) because they're "godkin"
 * 07:32:21: KINMUNE: Hello there, Jr seriel!
 * 07:32:30: RenzXVI: We've had nutcases here before.
 * 07:32:45: RenzXVI: I have to try hard to remember which wiki they were from.
 * 07:33:01: Zoder: What kind of nutty stuff did they spread?
 * 07:33:09: Zoder: Oh, and hello Jr.
 * 07:33:25: Jr seriel: My god asynchronous javascript behavior is legit ruining me right now
 * 07:33:51: Jr seriel: what's up?
 * 07:34:03: RenzXVI: Found it http://psi.wikia.com/wiki/Psi_Wiki_Main_Page
 * 07:34:12: Zoder: We're discussing the otherkin subculture. You?
 * 07:34:29: RenzXVI: It's a load of paranormal psionic stuff.
 * 07:34:42: RenzXVI: Some of them believe they can control the weather or tekelinesis etc.
 * 07:34:47: Jr seriel: I have no idea what "otherkin" are and as I said. asynchround javascript is pissing me off right now
 * 07:34:51: RenzXVI: They are very serious with it.
 * 07:34:57: Jr seriel: oh
 * 07:35:10: RenzXVI: There were some people who got into psionics to try and grow their missing fingers or severed limbs. Lol
 * 07:35:23: Jr seriel: any success?
 * 07:35:26: Jr seriel: lol
 * 07:35:38: RenzXVI: no
 * 07:35:49: Jr seriel: obviously
 * 07:35:55: RenzXVI: I made a meme once sorta similar to that.
 * 07:35:57: Zoder: Otherkin are people who believe they aren't human. Kins can range from dragonkin to catkin to fictionkin to polykin.
 * 07:36:17: Zoder: They genuinely believe they aren't human.
 * 07:36:21: Zoder: "How does it feel to be a cat?"
 * 07:36:27: Zoder: "How does it feel to be human?"
 * 07:37:22: Jr seriel: if they have 23 pairs of chromosomes, they are human. no debates
 * 07:37:23: Zoder: They demand respect because they're "trans-species", and they ultimately think their DNA is different than the average human.
 * 07:37:34: Zoder: Of course, their DNA is exactly the same.
 * 07:37:50: Zoder: is different from*
 * 07:38:09: RenzXVI: If that's the case they should never be hospitalized if you accidentally runover them. Lol
 * 07:38:17: Zoder: Interesting wiki by the way, Renz. I can't imagine believing in that stuff.
 * 07:38:18: Jr seriel: lol
 * 07:38:22: RenzXVI: Since our medicine SHOULDN'T be used for them.
 * 07:38:40: Jr seriel: Yeah I will just march over there and spray them with my cat spray bottle, see how they feel about it?
 * 07:38:41: Zoder: Maybe we can use them to test our medicine out before we apply it to people.
 * 07:39:44: Jr seriel: Especially those who identify as rats
 * 07:40:17: Zoder: They have a chat, Renz. I have infiltrated.
 * 07:40:19: RenzXVI: IF you pass laws where a cat person gets the same rights as a cat, or a recyclable aluminum can, you wouldn't see these nutjobs trying to be anything other than a human.
 * 07:41:06: Zoder: I wonder if their are street catkin.
 * 07:41:12: Zoder: Or are they all house cats?
 * 07:41:26: Zoder: "Jr serial has projected into chat"
 * 07:41:33: Jr seriel: sure did!
 * 07:42:13: Jr seriel: I am going to identify as swolekin. Like my musclely avatar
 * 07:42:38: Zoder: http://psi.wikia.com/wiki/Psionics
 * 07:42:55: Zoder: I'm.. so lost.
 * 07:42:56: RenzXVI: Can we be garbage-kin? I am fishbone kin, I want to be treated like fishbones in a dump!
 * 07:43:20: RenzXVI: When do we get incinerated?
 * 07:43:33: Zoder: Tonight.
 * 07:46:34: Zoder: Come join us, Renz.
 * 07:46:53: Zoder: You can identity as octopuskin if you'd like.
 * 07:47:11: RenzXVI: Nah, I am watching Blade Runner right now. Which is eerily similar to this topic, these are synthetic humans in the film.
 * 07:47:59: RenzXVI: Don't give them a clue which other wikis you are from, those people are hard to deal with,
 * 07:48:30: Jr seriel: Also wouldn't want to start some cross wiki drama as per rules
 * 07:48:36: Zoder: ^
 * 07:49:00: Zoder: I don't plan on starting anything, I merely want to see what they're like.
 * 07:49:06: Zoder: Maybe pry for answers. I'm.. curious.
 * 07:49:17: RenzXVI: Read their threads.
 * 07:49:23: Jr seriel: I am gonna fight them all when I become ultimatefighterkin
 * 07:49:29: RenzXVI: You might find the limb growing topics lol.
 * 07:49:58: Zoder: Maybe, let me look.
 * 07:52:01: Zoder: Interesting..
 * 07:52:19: Zoder: When one leaves the chat, it says they 'woke up', which implies the chat is a sort of dream state.
 * 07:52:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: back
 * 07:52:25: Jr seriel: Sup ashley
 * 07:52:26: Zoder: They're calling the chat a d r e a m.
 * 07:52:31: Jr seriel: sounds very TES
 * 07:52:44: Jr seriel: Well Kirkbride more like
 * 07:53:07: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what wiki are we talking about?
 * 07:53:17: Jr seriel: mma/wikia
 * 07:53:17: RenzXVI: Psi wiki
 * 07:53:20: Zoder: http://psi.wikia.com/wiki/Psi_Wiki_Main_Page
 * 07:53:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
 * 07:53:57: Jr seriel: ashley,how comfortable are you with async or callbacks in javascript, I need some help here
 * 07:53:57: Zoder: We were discussing the otherkin community, and now I'm snooping around Psi Wiki because it's similar in the way that they believe the impossible, then want respect for it.
 * 07:54:15: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: not at all. sorry jr
 * 07:54:36: Jr seriel: Ugh ashley you are much to my chagrin!
 * 07:55:32: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: their main page says not to add incorrect information. how does the wiki have any pages then?
 * 07:55:37: Zoder: I'm failing to find anything about limb regeneration, Renz.
 * 07:56:06: RenzXVI: I can't remember the names of the people that I knew from there.
 * 07:56:20: RenzXVI: So I don't really have a way to trace anything.
 * 07:57:11: Zoder: Tread lightly, Ash.
 * 07:57:14: Jr seriel: lol
 * 07:57:16: Zoder: We don't want to appear hostile.
 * 07:57:49: Zoder: In order to get the answers I want, I'm going to have to pretend to dislike your statement.
 * 07:57:55: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i see no reason not to appear hostile towards nonsense
 * 07:58:23: Jr seriel: I think I acted appropriately
 * 07:58:28: Zoder: Agreed, Jr.
 * 07:58:47: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup
 * 08:00:48: KINMUNE: Hello there, Batman37!
 * 08:00:55: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
 * 08:01:15: RenzXVI: Guys, on cakes, what do you call this ingredient used for design which hardens and stays in place, it's like candy but softer, almost identical to bubblegum but dissolves being eaten. It's not icing.
 * 08:01:17: Jr seriel: Batman, how's your javascript
 * 08:02:01: Jr seriel: oh, Idk but I remember a girl in highschool who baked me a cake like that which is very much what you are tlakng about
 * 08:03:56: Jr seriel: lol
 * 08:04:00: Jr seriel: oh ashley
 * 08:07:18: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: those bastards banned me
 * 08:09:13: Batman37: yh.nice acting btw.
 * 08:10:20: RenzXVI: Lol, Batman is chatmod on Psi.
 * 08:10:38: Zoder: I hope you know that we have no intention of palace. I genuinely just want to learn about this stuff. I don't know if it's real, obviously, but I'm interested.
 * 08:10:45: Jr seriel: malace?
 * 08:10:45: Zoder: malice* not palace, wow
 * 08:10:50: Jr seriel: malice?
 * 08:10:50: Batman37: lmao i don't care
 * 08:10:52: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the main page said there should be no falsehoods, so i just wondered how a wiki can exist without any pages on its supposed topic
 * 08:17:05: Zoder: So, Batman, have you just come to chat? See where we came from? Discover if we have ulterior motives to looking into your wiki?
 * 08:17:20: Batman37: nope
 * 08:17:45: Batman37: as i said i really don't care whatever you do on that wikia
 * 08:17:45: Zoder: So why, may I ask, are you here?
 * 08:18:25: RenzXVI: He's trying to make psionic pony versions of us on the psionic plane.
 * 08:18:28: Batman37: i used to come here with my old account.
 * 08:18:49: Zoder: Interesting.
 * 08:19:06: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: do you actually believe the stuff on the other wiki?
 * 08:19:09: Batman37: no
 * 08:19:14: Zoder: You hold a staff position of Psi Wiki. You don't care for the wiki at all, I take it.
 * 08:19:33: Zoder: Thank God, I was babbling earlier about not knowing if it was real or not to avoid conflict.
 * 08:19:52: Zoder: on* not of
 * 08:19:58: RenzXVI: My fictional version of myself identifies as a real boy.
 * 08:20:15: RenzXVI: But his nose stretches longer when he does that.
 * 08:20:17: Jr seriel: shut up pinocchio
 * 08:20:28: Zoder: ^
 * 08:20:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i identify as an attack helicopter that identifies as female
 * 08:20:41: Batman37: how did u find that wikia anyway?
 * 08:20:46: Zoder: Let's pull his strings until he stops talking.
 * 08:20:53: Jr seriel: ooo I like the attack helicopter thing
 * 08:21:00: Jr seriel: I am that too
 * 08:21:01: RenzXVI: I've known about that wiki for years.
 * 08:21:30: Zoder: Renz pointed me in that direction after I started looking into the topic of 'otherkin' and other ridiculous beliefs/practices.
 * 08:21:32: RenzXVI: And you aren't the only one from there that sometimes comes here.
 * 08:21:47: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what's otherkin?
 * 08:22:00: Batman37: wew
 * 08:22:01: RenzXVI: Vampire goblin smurf people.
 * 08:22:12: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
 * 08:22:19: RenzXVI: Anything non human but not animal, since those are furries. XD
 * 08:22:28: Zoder: Basically furries who actually believe they are not human. Dragonkin, robotkin, polykin, catkin.. the list goes on.
 * 08:22:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah. crazy people.
 * 08:22:55: Zoder: They demand the rights of a transgender because they are "trans-species"
 * 08:23:04: Jr seriel: It is pronounced "dovahkin", lol
 * 08:23:21: Jr seriel: get it right
 * 08:23:28: RenzXVI: I am eBay-kin, I trade wares if you have coin.
 * 08:23:33: Zoder: Renz and I are going to vote to make laws so that they are given the rights of the animals they try to be. We are then going to donate them to science laboratories.
 * 08:24:30: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: trannies are a real thing. more than 2 genders or this weird otherkin stuff are not.
 * 08:24:43: Zoder: Will you take seaweed, eBay-kin?
 * 08:24:53: RenzXVI: What if their otherkin selves are also transgender?
 * 08:25:17: Zoder: Then they are studied because transgender animals is unheard of.
 * 08:25:39: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: we have no way of knowing what animals identify as
 * 08:25:53: Jr seriel: My cat identifies as a human
 * 08:26:01: Zoder: are* not is
 * 08:26:07: RenzXVI: Kind of like why male electric sockets have holes in their plugs. Are they male or female?
 * 08:26:32: RenzXVI: They're genderfluid applicances.
 * 08:26:38: Zoder: I never considered that cables have genders.
 * 08:26:39: RenzXVI: appliances*
 * 08:27:17: Zoder: I remember I once asked my dad why they were called male and female cables when I was like, 9, and he gave me the talk in the middle of walmart. Very bluntly. It was a sentence long talk.
 * 08:27:23: Jr seriel: they absolutely have genders.
 * 08:27:26: Zoder: It wasn't even a talk, honestly.
 * 08:27:35: Jr seriel: My male cable can only go into my female plug
 * 08:27:43: Zoder: I think he knew it wasn't necessary to explain further.
 * 08:28:09: RenzXVI: It's when a female plug and a male plug love each other.
 * 08:28:25: RenzXVI: They produce a genderless abomination with batteries.
 * 08:28:27: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: male is plugged into things, female is what things get plugged into. same as with humans
 * 08:28:30: Jr seriel: Sometimes it's non-consenting
 * 08:29:20: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: true, it's often quite clear that my devices don't want to be plugged in
 * 08:29:52: Jr seriel: often, yes!
 * 08:30:22: RenzXVI: So what do you call the abomination with batteries?
 * 08:30:38: RenzXVI: These next gen appliances are confusing.
 * 08:30:43: Zoder: Abomination.
 * 08:30:52: Zoder: The batteries identify as abomination.
 * 08:30:56: Zoder: Must I go on?
 * 08:31:01: RenzXVI: Lol
 * 08:31:13: RenzXVI: Do you believe some can have both batteries and plugs?
 * 08:31:23: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: batteries are fetuses. they just sit in the device until it's time to come out.
 * 08:31:44: Zoder: Batteries a n d plugs?
 * 08:31:46: Zoder: Nonsense, Renz.
 * 08:31:55: Zoder: You're as bad as those psionics now.
 * 08:32:58: Jr seriel: batteries are like meth that you put in your butt and dissolve giving you a fantastic 24 hours
 * 08:33:15: Zoder: Nice analogy.
 * 08:33:20: RenzXVI: lolol
 * 08:33:22: Zoder: Get it?
 * 08:33:27: Zoder: Anal-ogy
 * 08:33:35: Zoder: I'm brilliant and you know it, don't deny me.
 * 08:34:21: RenzXVI: Then, there are next gen next gen appliances, once that you can charge just by putting over a charges, no plugs or battery replacements.
 * 08:34:27: RenzXVI: What is this.
 * 08:35:07: Zoder: My phone sits on a pad. I place a small tablet against the battery, then close the case. I then line up the tablet with the center of the pad it sits on. It charges wirelessly.
 * 08:35:19: Zoder: I only do it because some idiot completely screwed my phone jack.
 * 08:36:05: Jr seriel: Right like if you take a 8 hour bath in high-proof alcohol, you get pretty blitzed
 * 08:36:32: Zoder: Spot on.
 * 08:36:36: Jr seriel: thanks
 * 08:36:57: Zoder: I was supposed to sleep. I have failed.
 * 08:37:03: Zoder: Ah, well, what are you gonna do?
 * 08:37:07: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: you can still try
 * 08:37:12: Jr seriel: you can learn javascript and fix my issue
 * 08:37:24: Zoder: What is your issue, exactly?
 * 08:37:33: Zoder: You seem very bugged by it, whatever it is.
 * 08:37:41: Jr seriel: exactly?!
 * 08:37:48: Zoder: Exactly.
 * 08:37:48: RenzXVI: You can just make your psionic self sleep. Recharge like a wireless abomination.
 * 08:38:07: RenzXVI: It will be funny if FLightmare appears on here.
 * 08:38:09: Jr seriel: I have an async promise that is waiting for a function to be called, yet for some reason it never calls the function!
 * 08:38:23: Zoder: I lack the finesse for that, Renz.
 * 08:38:26: Jr seriel: I need flightmare!
 * 08:38:34: Jr seriel: someone otherkin themselves into flightmare!
 * 08:38:35: RenzXVI: He's one of the tech-lords of wikia.
 * 08:38:48: Jr seriel: Hes got like 10 years of experience on me
 * 08:39:16: RenzXVI: He can hack into wikia and turn it into internet explorer.
 * 08:39:27: Zoder: That would be the death of us all.
 * 08:39:48: Zoder: It takes strength to not destroy us in a single swipe. I now respect Flightmare.
 * 08:41:13: Zoder: Speaking of respect, do you have any ideas on exacting nonchalant revenge on my band instructor without condemning myself?
 * 08:41:35: Zoder: If I don't do something, I fear I'll punch him one day and that'll be the end of me.
 * 08:41:59: Jr seriel: Do what I did when I was in 4th grade, organize a coup
 * 08:42:11: RenzXVI: Flightmare identifies as a council, helper, poweruser, restricted-login, util, vanguard, voldev and sysop.
 * 08:42:17: RenzXVI: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Special:ListUsers/sysop
 * 08:42:18: Jr seriel: superuser?
 * 08:42:38: Jr seriel: ah
 * 08:43:08: Zoder: Do tell, Jr.
 * 08:43:17: Jr seriel: what
 * 08:43:20: Jr seriel: tell what?
 * 08:43:25: Zoder: About your coup.
 * 08:43:49: Zoder: What were you protesting?
 * 08:44:52: Jr seriel: I was like 8 or something, and She was a bitch. so I went to all the bandmates and said that we should attempt to quit the band. And one of the kids tattled on me to her and they invited my mother to come in to tell her that I was going to be a trouble kid in the future and that she should do a better job parenting me
 * 08:45:39: Zoder: Fun.
 * 08:45:41: Jr seriel: She like didn't follow first and second chair placements which pissed me off. And she had these stupid practice sheets.
 * 08:46:31: Zoder: My band teacher betrayed me by moving me from percussion back to clarinet so some younger, inexperienced, arrogant idiot could take my place because his dad works for the district and my instructor is a coward.
 * 08:46:55: Jr seriel: So move back to percussion
 * 08:47:02: RenzXVI: Kora should be the one you ask about these, she's our long running band person.
 * 08:47:15: Zoder: I can't. I have been replaced in my section, and I'm stuck with clarinet for awhile.
 * 08:47:33: Jr seriel: Can't you challenge for someone's chair
 * 08:47:44: Zoder: No dice.
 * 08:47:51: Jr seriel: oh thats bullshit
 * 08:48:06: Zoder: Hence why I want to punch him.
 * 08:48:10: Jr seriel: Even when I played violin, I could challenge other people for their chair
 * 08:48:45: Jr seriel: I started with sax, moved to violin, then picked up guitar, then bass, then piano, and much later, percussion
 * 08:49:30: Jr seriel: my sister played clarinet and oboe
 * 08:50:05: Zoder: I can play the clarinet well enough, but I struggle with the side keys. My fingers are too small.
 * 08:50:15: Zoder: I can't play the synth because of the side of my hands.
 * 08:50:35: Zoder: Drums and xylophone type instruments are my thing.
 * 08:50:40: Zoder: size* not size
 * 08:50:42: Zoder: side*
 * 08:50:44: Zoder: Fuck.
 * 08:50:46: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i wish i could play a musical instrument
 * 08:50:59: RenzXVI: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
 * 08:51:38: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yes
 * 08:51:55: Zoder: Alto sax, Jr?
 * 08:51:59: Jr seriel: you betcha
 * 08:52:08: Zoder: Speaking of alto, does anyone present sing?
 * 08:52:16: Jr seriel: here
 * 08:52:38: Zoder: Ah. Tinner, bass, soprano, or alto?
 * 08:52:45: Zoder: I sing bass (Y)
 * 08:53:02: RenzXVI: I growl.
 * 08:53:08: Jr seriel: alto mostly, depends on the register. I was gifted with a pretty good range
 * 08:53:34: Zoder: I cannot, and I mean cannot, sing high. Yet, every time my voice is recorded, I sound 6.
 * 08:54:07: Zoder: I avoid using a mic due to the fact my voice has a high frequency on the phone/in a video/during voice calls.
 * 08:54:11: Jr seriel: My issue is I can put vibrato easily on my lower register but it gets much harder the higher I go
 * 08:55:05: Zoder: The alto section of my chorus tends to go a little too high for me.
 * 08:55:15: Zoder: I therefore was switched to bass.
 * 08:56:03: Jr seriel: Right, I can maybe hit a low D, but that's the extent of my bass
 * 08:56:07: Zoder: I'd elaborate further, but I'd jeopardize my gender neutrality if I did so. What are art? Do any of you consider yourselves artistic (in any fashion)?
 * 08:56:16: Zoder: about* not are
 * 08:56:19: Zoder: "what are art"
 * 08:56:27: Zoder: Fuck me.
 * 08:56:48: RenzXVI: What our art*
 * 08:56:52: RenzXVI: Fixed that for you.
 * 08:57:10: Zoder: Thanks, Renz. Real helpful.
 * 08:57:22: Jr seriel: I honestly read that as, "Do any of you consider yourselves autistic (in any fashion)?"
 * 08:57:45: Zoder: Let the yeses roll in.
 * 08:58:04: Jr seriel: I would say maybe alittle autistic, sure why not
 * 08:58:12: Batman37: yh
 * 08:58:30: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i'm not artistic at all. quite a bit autistic though.
 * 08:58:32: Jr seriel: what does yh mean?
 * 08:58:41: RenzXVI: Yoohoo
 * 08:58:53: RenzXVI: You homo?
 * 08:58:57: Jr seriel: lol ^
 * 08:59:04: Zoder: Hell yeah backwards.
 * 08:59:32: Batman37: no homo just homiesexual
 * 08:59:32: Jr seriel: I'll take the, "you homo?" answer
 * 08:59:48: RenzXVI: Hobosexual.
 * 09:00:08: Zoder: KINMUNEsexual.
 * 09:00:15: Zoder: KINMUNE is the most attractive out of all of you.
 * 09:00:30: RenzXVI: Flightmare made her.
 * 09:01:10: Zoder: Has he considered adding more commands?
 * 09:01:25: RenzXVI: It doesn't need any more.
 * 09:01:45: RenzXVI: What's the problem?
 * 09:01:47: KINMUNE: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
 * 09:03:13: Zoder: There is no problem, just room for opportunity. I once saw a wiki with a message function. You could message someone while they were absent. When they came on chat, whether you were present or not, the message would appear (with a signature) when the receiver of the message enters their first message into the chat.
 * 09:03:29: Zoder: I think it might prove useful.
 * 09:03:35: RenzXVI: We had that once on a different bot, people played with it too much.
 * 09:03:48: Zoder: Yeah, that is indeed a downside.
 * 09:04:04: Jr seriel: Anyone can technically make their own bot
 * 09:05:12: Zoder: Oh, welcome, Thonira.
 * 09:05:18: Zoder: I hardly noticed you, my apologies.
 * 09:05:27: Zoder: And yes, technically, they can.
 * 09:05:33: Zoder: I lack the skill to make a decent bot.
 * 09:05:35: Thonira: It's fine
 * 09:06:02: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what happened to good old numidiumbot btw?
 * 09:06:12: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: why did it go?
 * 09:06:24: RenzXVI: It broke and wasn't maintained.
 * 09:06:48: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
 * 09:07:01: RenzXVI: And Supersajuuk harrassed it and upset Cory.
 * 09:07:12: Jr seriel: Ill make one to beat kinmune
 * 09:07:26: Zoder: KINMUNE2
 * 09:07:27: RenzXVI: Make a bot that makes bots.
 * 09:07:32: Zoder: ^
 * 09:07:32: Jr seriel: YES
 * 09:07:35: Zoder: That'd be interesting.
 * 09:07:42: Jr seriel: That would be fairly easy actually
 * 09:07:55: Jr seriel: But I am sure some folks would not be happy about that
 * 09:08:15: Zoder: It would produce a new bot every hour.
 * 09:08:27: Zoder: Then we'd become The Elder Scrolls Bot Wiki
 * 09:08:48: Zoder: Then, once we have enough bots, we invade other wikis.
 * 09:08:51: Jr seriel: no what you would do is have a bot that spams the chat until someone bans it, when banned it creates a new bot that spams the chat, and continue
 * 09:09:09: Jr seriel: endless loop of new spamming bots
 * 09:09:10: Zoder: We then move for the heart as our bots spread feminine through Wikia. We hit the capital. Hard.
 * 09:09:15: Jr seriel: lol
 * 09:09:16: Zoder: famine* not feminine
 * 09:09:25: Zoder: For the 3rd and final time, fuck.
 * 09:09:32: Jr seriel: we have to get those damn feminines!
 * 09:09:40: Jr seriel: and spread them to other wikis
 * 09:10:10: Zoder: Yes.
 * 09:10:16: Jr seriel: good plan
 * 09:10:19: Zoder: Estrogen everywhere!
 * 09:11:16: Zoder: My cat is making unsettling noises.
 * 09:11:25: Zoder: I am unsure what to do about it.
 * 09:11:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: Kin is feminine enough to compensate for all bots
 * 09:12:19: Jr seriel: just put it down
 * 09:13:27: Zoder: I'll use the technique Shawn taught me.
 * 09:13:38: Zoder: Feel my way along the trachea, find the indentation.. push.
 * 09:14:34: Zoder: No more noises (Y)
 * 09:15:02: Zoder: Has Atv added the cactus emote yet?
 * 09:15:14: Zoder: Crus got me excited for it.
 * 09:17:25: Zoder: Aargh, responsibilities be damned. I have to go. I have tasks to attend to and I need to force a half hour of sleep before I do said tasks. Night.
 * 09:18:04: Jr seriel: Good luck
 * 09:18:27: Zoder: God knows I need it.
 * 09:18:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: do you know why people want a cactus emote?
 * 09:19:10: RenzXVI: I love cacti.
 * 09:20:58: RenzXVI: Oh wait, you were asking him of why the other people like it.
 * 09:24:24: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: damn cat outside is being noisy
 * 09:25:05: RenzXVI: Spray it, spray it with water before it births kittens.
 * 09:25:20: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nah, don't want to go outside
 * 09:25:34: Thonira: Mines meowing at me
 * 09:27:02: RenzXVI: Nyaning, in Japan.
 * 09:27:06: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: true
 * 09:28:13: Jr seriel: nyaning?
 * 09:28:49: RenzXVI: Nyan is meow.
 * 09:28:55: RenzXVI: Cats there nyan.
 * 09:29:00: Jr seriel: what
 * 09:29:09: Thonira: Mine more of screams
 * 09:29:21: Jr seriel: are you killing it?
 * 09:29:38: Thonira: No
 * 09:29:44: Jr seriel: maybe you should
 * 09:29:48: Thonira: Never
 * 09:29:55: RenzXVI: Cats in Japan nyan, not meow.
 * 09:30:18: Jr seriel: isnt meow and otomatopeau
 * 09:30:23: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nyan is just the japanese word for meow
 * 09:30:28: Jr seriel: oh
 * 09:31:03: RenzXVI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4 best example lol
 * 09:31:07: KINMUNE: Nyan Cat [original]
 * 09:31:34: Jr seriel: what the fuck is that
 * 09:31:59: RenzXVI: What? It's like one of the most popular internet memes since I first found out what a meme was.
 * 09:32:54: Jr seriel: nope
 * 09:32:59: Jr seriel: unfamiliar
 * 09:33:07: RenzXVI: ok
 * 09:33:34: RenzXVI: It's an internet cat and it's saying "nyan" not meow.
 * 09:33:47: Jr seriel: yeah but the weird music
 * 09:34:06: RenzXVI: It's like icecream truck music.
 * 09:35:40: Jr seriel: not any icecream truck I would trust
 * 09:36:40: RenzXVI: Why don't you go to Japan, and see what icecream trucks sound like there. If they even look like trucks.
 * 09:38:12: Jr seriel: Ill let you know what I find
 * 09:41:42: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: garbage trucks here sound like icecream trucks
 * 09:41:49: RenzXVI: lol
 * 09:42:05: RenzXVI: Our garbage trucks sound like garbage.
 * 09:43:25: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: not sure why garbage trucks need to make a sound
 * 09:43:45: RenzXVI: So kids learn where to put their icecream wrappers?
 * 09:45:19: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
 * 09:45:36: Jr seriel: Good job you scared em off
 * 09:47:08: RenzXVI: He scares himself with his own broken name.
 * 10:06:43: Jr seriel: fuck async I am done I am just gonna do it the dumb way
 * 12:25:57: Ivymondal: Hi
 * 12:39:22: The Beartooth: Greetings humans
 * 16:04:44: The Crusader of Truth: Just like a zebra, I have arrived here on the wings of angels o/
 * 16:07:47: The Beartooth: O/
 * 16:07:59: The Beartooth: Holy shit its a flying zebra
 * 16:38:38: Testydragon: My little brother is playing Fortinite and I just told him the devs sued a fourteen year old for cheating.
 * 16:38:59: Testydragon: It’s true; look it up
 * 16:40:10: Testydragon: And I just saw everyone else is away.
 * 16:40:25: Testydragon: Welp
 * 16:50:49: The Crusader of Truth: oof my laptop crashed
 * 16:51:05: ImperialCityGuard: Mightily sitisfied
 * 16:51:13: ImperialCityGuard: Satisfied*
 * 16:51:28: ImperialCityGuard: Just forged me some dragonplate
 * 16:51:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nice
 * 16:51:46: Nekyn Alb: Hi
 * 16:51:48: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 16:51:56: The Crusader of Truth: Nekyn can you shoot me
 * 16:51:56: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i never really bother with smithing
 * 16:52:06: Nekyn Alb: Sure, waddaya need
 * 16:52:17: ImperialCityGuard: I had to kill about 5 dragons lol
 * 16:52:31: The Crusader of Truth: Besides the love my parents never gave me?
 * 16:52:49: The Crusader of Truth: For my computer to stop crashing, and to reload Slack and Discord
 * 16:52:51: ImperialCityGuard: Clorox?
 * 16:53:02: Nekyn Alb: yeah, like, some good shit. Heroin or smth
 * 16:53:47: The Crusader of Truth: Also is it bad I say "whom'st" whenever someone I dont know pulls into my yard
 * 16:53:56: ImperialCityGuard: No
 * 16:54:02: ImperialCityGuard: Keep doing that
 * 16:54:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ?
 * 16:57:30: The Crusader of Truth: http://prntscr.com/hx97t9
 * 16:58:38: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what kind of grammar is whom'st anyway? what does it indicate?
 * 17:04:17: Nekyn Alb: That you're Altmer scum
 * 17:05:34: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: but i'm Dunmer scum
 * 17:05:36: ImperialCityGuard: It's the kind of grammar that enlightened memelords like us use
 * 17:06:43: ImperialCityGuard: For example
 * 17:07:01: ImperialCityGuard: Prepareth thy anus
 * 17:09:15: ImperialCityGuard: Or
 * 17:09:32: ImperialCityGuard: Dost thou jeer? And to taunt me?
 * 17:09:39: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 17:10:47: ImperialCityGuard: Ples noh
 * 17:10:57: ImperialCityGuard: Not the roblox memes
 * 17:11:43: The Crusader of Truth: I am a roblox meme
 * 17:11:50: The Crusader of Truth: I have 8 robux boi
 * 17:11:56: Testydragon: People say ‘oof’ at my school all the time. It’s not even annoying anymore.
 * 17:12:27: Testydragon: It’s just a part of the circle of life.
 * 17:13:24: Nekyn Alb: In German "oof" is "uff"
 * 17:13:37: The Crusader of Truth: And what does uff mean
 * 17:13:54: The Crusader of Truth: Suicide?
 * 17:13:54: ImperialCityGuard: Penetration
 * 17:14:08: Nekyn Alb: when you are annoyed or something and breath out loudly
 * 17:14:22: The Crusader of Truth: https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/uffuffuffuffuffuffuffuffuffuffuffuff
 * 17:14:24: The Crusader of Truth: Just uh
 * 17:14:24: Nekyn Alb: or when you are hit in the stomach
 * 17:14:25: ImperialCityGuard: Lies
 * 17:14:27: Testydragon: Oh
 * 17:14:27: The Crusader of Truth: Hit play audio
 * 17:14:29: ImperialCityGuard: Lies and slander
 * 17:15:11: The Crusader of Truth: uff
 * 17:15:21: ImperialCityGuard: In German it sounds like someone about to say oh fuck
 * 17:15:44: The Crusader of Truth: What does our resident Dutch member Nekyn have to say about that?
 * 17:16:02: Nekyn Alb: >Dutch
 * 17:16:09: Nekyn Alb: english cretin
 * 17:16:20: The Crusader of Truth: You losers are all the same (kappa)
 * 17:16:37: Nekyn Alb: you'll regret that after WWIII
 * 17:16:43: The Crusader of Truth: Oh I will now?
 * 17:16:45: ImperialCityGuard: O fly
 * 17:16:51: ImperialCityGuard: Dammit
 * 17:17:17: Testydragon: My little brother just assaulted me for 30 seconds pretending to be Chinese. He kept saying stuff like ‘I’ll destroy America and make it China’
 * 17:17:24: ImperialCityGuard: Quickly truth use the crusader's catchphrase
 * 17:17:27: Nekyn Alb: what
 * 17:17:37: Nekyn Alb: "assaulted"
 * 17:17:47: Testydragon: He attacked me
 * 17:17:53: Nekyn Alb: did he also eat your dog
 * 17:17:58: The Crusader of Truth: oshit (kappa)
 * 17:18:18: Testydragon: Yes, he ate our dog.
 * 17:18:19: ImperialCityGuard: use iiiiiiit
 * 17:18:31: The Crusader of Truth: Damnit nibba my phrase is oshit
 * 17:18:39: The Crusader of Truth: Deus vult does not apply her
 * 17:18:40: The Crusader of Truth: e
 * 17:18:47: ImperialCityGuard: HERETIC
 * 17:18:48: The Crusader of Truth: We are not taking Jerusalem yet
 * 17:19:02: The Crusader of Truth: nibba
 * 17:19:12: ImperialCityGuard: YOU MUST BE A SARACEN
 * 17:19:16: The Crusader of Truth: caps
 * 17:19:26: The Crusader of Truth: One word is okay but dats a no no
 * 17:19:29: The Crusader of Truth: plz no more
 * 17:19:31: ImperialCityGuard: I'm on to you Saracen
 * 17:20:14: The Crusader of Truth: Since I'm supposed to be a serious chat mod no more caps like that please it's spammy
 * 17:20:16: The Crusader of Truth: But okay
 * 17:20:22: ImperialCityGuard: 👮
 * 17:20:29: ImperialCityGuard: I'm the meme police
 * 17:20:31: Nekyn Alb: the mod is gay
 * 17:20:32: Testydragon: (Kappa)
 * 17:20:44: Testydragon: Holy crap I just learned how to do that
 * 17:20:52: The Crusader of Truth: Jokes on you Nekyn, on the German wiki you are the mod (kappa)
 * 17:20:58: The Crusader of Truth: Mediawiki:Emotions
 * 17:21:00: Nekyn Alb: Admin
 * 17:21:04: Nekyn Alb: I'm better than you
 * 17:21:10: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 17:21:15: The Crusader of Truth: Mediawiki:Emoticons
 * 17:21:26: The Crusader of Truth: *gayer than me
 * 17:21:36: Nekyn Alb: wanna be my lowfag
 * 17:21:50: ImperialCityGuard: (Stop)
 * 17:21:57: ImperialCityGuard: You've violated the law
 * 17:22:00: The Crusader of Truth: (Stop)
 * 17:22:00: Nekyn Alb: homophobe
 * 17:22:22: The Crusader of Truth: (-) (Stop) (-)
 * 17:22:32: The Crusader of Truth: You shall not pass
 * 17:22:39: ImperialCityGuard: Hey I figured out a new use for ESO
 * 17:22:51: Testydragon: My little brother is now calling people on Fortnite ‘b*tches’ and ‘motherf*ckers’
 * 17:23:01: ImperialCityGuard: 👉 (online)
 * 17:23:22: ImperialCityGuard: You're welcome
 * 17:23:23: Testydragon: (Pointed finger)
 * 17:23:33: ImperialCityGuard: Well done
 * 17:23:34: The Crusader of Truth: damnit
 * 17:23:35: Testydragon: Dang it that didn’t work
 * 17:23:39: The Crusader of Truth: [[Mediawiki:Emoticons]
 * 17:23:43: The Crusader of Truth: Mediawiki:Emoticons
 * 17:23:49: The Crusader of Truth: The list is rite dere nibba
 * 17:23:50: Nekyn Alb: It's a mobile emoji
 * 17:23:52: The Crusader of Truth: fite me
 * 17:24:17: ImperialCityGuard: (sweetroll) (sweetroll) (sweetroll)
 * 17:24:24: ImperialCityGuard: Sweeeeeetroooooooll
 * 17:25:02: The Crusader of Truth: okay plz no
 * 17:25:09: ImperialCityGuard: Hey
 * 17:25:27: ImperialCityGuard: What does the daedric prince of madness use instead of drugs
 * 17:25:36: The Crusader of Truth: Autism allowed: |--me---rules--| end
 * 17:25:37: ImperialCityGuard: (Cheese)
 * 17:25:49: The Crusader of Truth: You: |--me---rules---You---|
 * 17:25:54: Testydragon: (Alduin)
 * 17:26:02: The Crusader of Truth: (alduin)
 * 17:26:17: Testydragon: I’m gonna abuse the Hell out of this now LOL
 * 17:26:29: The Crusader of Truth: Boi
 * 17:26:35: ImperialCityGuard: (Alcuin)
 * 17:26:40: The Crusader of Truth: If you abuse the hell out of it im kicking the hell out of you
 * 17:26:47: ImperialCityGuard: (Alduin)
 * 17:26:57: ImperialCityGuard: I am
 * 17:27:03: ImperialCityGuard: AL-DU-IN
 * 17:27:06: ImperialCityGuard: sorry
 * 17:27:21: Testydragon: I’m already in enough trouble for CAPing, I’m not just gonna do emoticons for the rest of eternity
 * 17:27:30: The Crusader of Truth: Good idea
 * 17:27:51: The Crusader of Truth: Y'all do realize I'm literally the most lax mod
 * 17:27:59: ImperialCityGuard: Rip in spaghetti never forgetti memes and dreams
 * 17:27:59: The Crusader of Truth: And Im shoving the rules down your anuses
 * 17:28:24: The Crusader of Truth: If you had Qah in here
 * 17:28:26: ImperialCityGuard: I'm sorry my anus is already full
 * 17:28:28: The Crusader of Truth: Oh boy (kappa)
 * 17:28:45: Testydragon: You’re Just enforcing the rules, not ‘shoving them down our anuses’
 * 17:29:05: The Crusader of Truth: Its a figure of speech
 * 17:29:16: ImperialCityGuard: (Fishtick)
 * 17:29:20: The Crusader of Truth: (Fishstick)
 * 17:29:24: ImperialCityGuard: (Fishstick)
 * 17:29:25: The Crusader of Truth: Not a fish tick
 * 17:29:30: ImperialCityGuard: I kno lol
 * 17:29:34: ImperialCityGuard: I'm busy doing IG
 * 17:29:38: ImperialCityGuard: It*
 * 17:29:44: ImperialCityGuard: Dam I suck at typing
 * 17:29:55: The Crusader of Truth: Why are you telling a dam that
 * 17:30:15: ImperialCityGuard: Because the world needs to know that I'm shit
 * 17:30:54: The Crusader of Truth: We can already see you and figure that out though
 * 17:31:09: The Crusader of Truth: We're all shit, you ain't special
 * 17:31:10: ImperialCityGuard: But not im (mead) lately
 * 17:31:29: The Crusader of Truth: But not I'm mead lately
 * 17:31:30: The Crusader of Truth: Okay
 * 17:31:51: ImperialCityGuard: It auto capped leave me alone
 * 17:32:14: ImperialCityGuard: Let me have my bad puns
 * 17:32:52: The Crusader of Truth: But you came into a chat room
 * 17:32:56: The Crusader of Truth: Why would you try to be alone
 * 17:33:12: Testydragon: My little brother thinks you don’t need a mic to talk to people on XBoxOne
 * 17:33:14: ImperialCityGuard: Molag-Ballin (kappa)
 * 17:33:41: Testydragon: Ow
 * 17:33:56: Testydragon: Puns physically hurt me
 * 17:34:28: ImperialCityGuard: I'm not sorry
 * 17:36:23: ImperialCityGuard: What do you get when you combine oblivion with fantastic 4
 * 17:36:37: ImperialCityGuard: Mehrunes Flame-on
 * 17:37:42: Nekyn Alb: no
 * 17:39:26: KINMUNE: Hello there, Pelinal Whitestrake!
 * 17:39:32: Nekyn Alb: Hi
 * 17:39:37: ImperialCityGuard: Hold up
 * 17:39:51: ImperialCityGuard: Is that who I think it is
 * 17:40:39: Nekyn Alb: You can think?
 * 17:40:45: The Crusader of Truth: oshit
 * 17:40:46: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 17:40:54: ImperialCityGuard: I know surprising right?
 * 17:41:18: Nekyn Alb: Eh, still unproven
 * 17:42:21: ImperialCityGuard: Hmm
 * 17:42:29: ImperialCityGuard: Daedric or dragonbone?
 * 17:42:53: The Crusader of Truth: Cancer
 * 17:43:03: ImperialCityGuard: Good idea
 * 17:43:58: The Crusader of Truth: I am a good idea
 * 17:44:03: The Crusader of Truth: You should worship me actually
 * 17:44:31: ImperialCityGuard: Also Knights of the Nine was great
 * 17:44:51: The Crusader of Truth: "Yeah sex is good but have you ever tried logging off of the common app for the last time?"
 * 17:45:14: ImperialCityGuard: Who told you that?
 * 17:45:26: The Crusader of Truth: r/commonapp
 * 17:45:45: The Crusader of Truth: I don't even use reddit but that was pretty great
 * 17:45:57: Pelinal Whitestrake: My intelligently intelligent intelligence has drawn me intelligently back into the intelligent TES wiki chat
 * 17:46:02: The Crusader of Truth: oshit
 * 17:46:11: ImperialCityGuard: Hello lord and saviour
 * 17:46:19: Pelinal Whitestrake: I hope none of you are elves
 * 17:46:30: Nekyn Alb: Hello
 * 17:46:31: ImperialCityGuard: Elves are shit
 * 17:46:39: The Crusader of Truth: Your intelligently intelligence has intelligently intellectually attracted an intelligent shawn
 * 17:46:41: ShawnCognitionCP: tfw thalmor to intelligent
 * 17:46:55: Nekyn Alb: Elves > Imperial scum
 * 17:47:03: Pelinal Whitestrake: Intelligently my intelligence intelligently proposes an intelligent solution to the intelligently given intelligent solution of r/incel
 * 17:47:17: ImperialCityGuard: (Stop) you've violated that child
 * 17:47:22: Nekyn Alb: u mean r/intelligencel
 * 17:47:31: The Crusader of Truth: mfw Atv doesn't let me kick infidels like Nekyn
 * 17:47:36: ShawnCognitionCP: High Elves are superior because like all good races they have a humanoid chimp race they oppress that sees them as gods
 * 17:47:47: The Crusader of Truth: oshit
 * 17:47:57: Nekyn Alb: ayyy
 * 17:47:57: Pelinal Whitestrake: High Elves are intelligently intelligent in a non-intelligent way that intelligently defies their intelligence
 * 17:48:28: ShawnCognitionCP: Michael Kirkbride is too intelligent for Bethesda
 * 17:48:29: ImperialCityGuard: I bet they violate the law in the summer set isles
 * 17:48:51: Pelinal Whitestrake: To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand transgender Vivec
 * 17:48:53: Nekyn Alb: The Thalmor are the law
 * 17:49:05: ShawnCognitionCP: "Michael, you promised a full graphic novel"
 * 17:49:12: ShawnCognitionCP: "I drew out every important scene"
 * 17:49:16: ImperialCityGuard: Not on MY watch
 * 17:49:19: Pelinal Whitestrake: like 3 scenes
 * 17:49:21: ShawnCognitionCP: "This is just two pages of naked Vivec"
 * 17:49:25: Pelinal Whitestrake: ^
 * 17:49:27: ShawnCognitionCP: "What more could you want?"
 * 17:49:34: Nekyn Alb: Naked Bal
 * 17:49:36: The Crusader of Truth: Only the important parts were covered
 * 17:49:37: The Crusader of Truth: oshit
 * 17:49:39: Pelinal Whitestrake: Shawn
 * 17:49:46: ShawnCognitionCP: Molag Bal's C0DA design
 * 17:49:48: ImperialCityGuard: Molag-Ballin
 * 17:49:49: ShawnCognitionCP: Molag fucking Chad
 * 17:49:52: Pelinal Whitestrake: MK's C0DA is that he actually drew the story fully into a comic
 * 17:50:00: Pelinal Whitestrake: It's his headcanon so it's as valid as what actually happened ok
 * 17:50:07: The Crusader of Truth: o s h i t
 * 17:50:07: ImperialCityGuard: Wait
 * 17:50:12: ShawnCognitionCP: He probably drank away any memory of C0DA by now
 * 17:50:16: Nekyn Alb: Prophet of Landfall is the true C0DA
 * 17:50:19: ImperialCityGuard: Molag-Bal = Vampires
 * 17:50:31: ImperialCityGuard: Kill molag bal
 * 17:50:35: Nekyn Alb: that's the best Memory pun I've seen so far
 * 17:50:40: Nekyn Alb: mainly because it's the only one
 * 17:50:58: Pelinal Whitestrake: https://i.gyazo.com/c220b72b0281f77fc8982b48499b81d8.png
 * 17:51:00: ShawnCognitionCP: I like how of all strange Kirkbride ideas
 * 17:51:05: Pelinal Whitestrake: Look I'm sure he's very busy with Minecraft Story Mode
 * 17:51:05: ShawnCognitionCP: That he kept and stood by
 * 17:51:11: ImperialCityGuard: Nobody likes vampires except vampires
 * 17:51:15: ShawnCognitionCP: Pelinal and Morihaus being fags was just too much for him
 * 17:51:28: Nekyn Alb: It wasn't
 * 17:51:36: Nekyn Alb: Bethesda asked him to cut the dick out
 * 17:51:47: Nekyn Alb: and Pelinal's gayness is still there
 * 17:51:54: The Crusader of Truth: when your dad breaks the bathtub
 * 17:51:54: The Crusader of Truth: brb
 * 17:51:58: Pelinal Whitestrake: Bethesda is the premium cuckold
 * 17:52:05: Pelinal Whitestrake: Cucked Fallout's lore from FO3 and 4
 * 17:52:10: Nekyn Alb: ZeniMax > Bethesda
 * 17:52:11: ShawnCognitionCP: redacted potatoes
 * 17:52:13: Pelinal Whitestrake: Cucked Obsidian from Fallout after FNV
 * 17:52:21: ShawnCognitionCP: There is only one bad game Obsidian made
 * 17:52:28: ShawnCognitionCP: and funny enough, it's a sequel to a game I love
 * 17:52:32: ShawnCognitionCP: Neverwinter Nights 2
 * 17:52:39: ShawnCognitionCP: Bioware made 1, it's great
 * 17:52:42: ShawnCognitionCP: Obsidian made 2
 * 17:52:50: Pelinal Whitestrake: Old Bioware was g
 * 17:52:51: ShawnCognitionCP: Typically I hate Bioware and like Obsidian
 * 17:52:53: ImperialCityGuard: Hey pelinal since you are Jesus in ES form tell me
 * 17:53:08: ShawnCognitionCP: Pelinal isn't Jesus
 * 17:53:09: ImperialCityGuard: Daedric or Dragonbone/Plate
 * 17:53:14: Pelinal Whitestrake: Both look gayx
 * 17:53:16: Pelinal Whitestrake: gay
 * 17:53:20: ShawnCognitionCP: If you have to say he's a Christian icon it'd probably be Gabirel
 * 17:53:23: Nekyn Alb: Jesus was a racist who almost commited genocide?
 * 17:53:25: Pelinal Whitestrake: True crusaders wear steel plate
 * 17:53:31: Pelinal Whitestrake: "almost"
 * 17:53:36: ImperialCityGuard: I have that too
 * 17:53:53: Nekyn Alb: Some think the eyelids are still around
 * 17:54:10: Pelinal Whitestrake: hmm
 * 17:54:35: ImperialCityGuard: I mean if I'm ever doing a crusader build I just use steel plate with steel shield and skyforge steel sword
 * 17:54:44: ImperialCityGuard: For DAT extra DMG
 * 17:55:13: ShawnCognitionCP: Skyforged steel swords in Skyrim look absolutely nothing like a sword any Crusader would have historically had
 * 17:55:15: Pelinal Whitestrake: Fallout 4 was gay
 * 17:55:23: Pelinal Whitestrake: Its only good thing was the Institute and their OST
 * 17:55:30: ImperialCityGuard: And your suggestion?
 * 17:55:33: ShawnCognitionCP: Skyrim has no good mainland European armor influence
 * 17:55:46: Pelinal Whitestrake: Even Roman-inspired Legion armor looks shit
 * 17:55:47: ShawnCognitionCP: It is literally the worst theme to try to do a crusader build with
 * 17:55:49: ShawnCognitionCP: fucking
 * 17:55:51: ImperialCityGuard: This isn't exactly middle eastern 1096
 * 17:55:52: ShawnCognitionCP: Scandinavia
 * 17:55:52: Pelinal Whitestrake: Morrowind did it much better
 * 17:56:08: ShawnCognitionCP: Oblivion has literal Crusader-age armor
 * 17:56:17: ImperialCityGuard: I'm aware
 * 17:56:17: ShawnCognitionCP: Designed straight from historical influence
 * 17:56:21: Nekyn Alb: just get mods
 * 17:56:26: ImperialCityGuard: But I'm p!aging skyrim
 * 17:56:27: The Crusader of Truth: This conversation is so triggering
 * 17:56:46: Pelinal Whitestrake: The term kinda triggers me
 * 17:56:47: Pelinal Whitestrake: Crusader
 * 17:56:54: Pelinal Whitestrake: Mainly because yknow
 * 17:57:00: Pelinal Whitestrake: No Tamrielic religion uses a cross
 * 17:57:48: ImperialCityGuard: Yeah but they literally refer to the leader of the knights of the nine as the divine crusader
 * 17:57:49: ShawnCognitionCP: My entire food supply in Warband is a half an inventory of date fruit
 * 17:57:53: ImperialCityGuard: So...
 * 17:57:59: ShawnCognitionCP: We will not go hungry but I hope they like date fruit lol
 * 17:58:04: Nekyn Alb: Bretons are so basic, I bet they revere Jesus
 * 17:58:14: The Crusader of Truth: http://prntscr.com/hx9zml
 * 17:58:19: The Crusader of Truth: MK Confirmed it as canon first
 * 17:58:41: ImperialCityGuard: I guess the dawnguard set's a little close
 * 17:59:20: Pelinal Whitestrake: I wish biomial distribution was elven so I could slaughter it
 * 17:59:26: Pelinal Whitestrake: binomial
 * 18:00:31: ImperialCityGuard: I'm just glad armour rating caps, because steel plate is crap by comparison
 * 18:02:18: ImperialCityGuard: Ok I take back what I said about steel plate
 * 18:02:29: ImperialCityGuard: Way higher than I thought
 * 18:04:00: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 18:04:10: ImperialCityGuard: Still though damage isn't as good
 * 18:04:37: ImperialCityGuard: But that's why I enchanted it
 * 18:05:01: ImperialCityGuard: With a holy fire (not really) enchant
 * 18:06:49: The Crusader of Truth: (stop)
 * 18:07:20: The Crusader of Truth: http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1514652423925.webm dance time
 * 18:09:03: ImperialCityGuard: Conditioning + 220 stamina = Steel Train.exe
 * 18:16:08: The Crusader of Truth: If this damn thing crashes again
 * 19:26:26: The Beartooth: Greetings, those-who-skulk-in-the-shadows
 * 19:26:51: The Crusader of Truth: Greetings, who-had-his-comment-rekted-by-Odi
 * 19:27:43: The Beartooth: I feel sad now
 * 19:27:56: The Beartooth: It was a funny comment
 * 19:27:59: The Crusader of Truth: You deserve to be sad
 * 19:28:10: The Beartooth: I am sad(istic)
 * 19:28:34: The Crusader of Truth: (stop)
 * 19:28:49: The Beartooth: Your meme got rekt by Odi too
 * 19:29:16: The Crusader of Truth: Because it was no longer relevant, he was nice enough to delete it for me
 * 19:30:05: The Beartooth: It was an off topic, nothing is ever revelant
 * 19:30:13: The Beartooth: Relevant
 * 19:31:36: The Crusader of Truth: I would try to explain it to you but you wouldn't understand anyway
 * 19:31:39: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 19:32:42: The Beartooth: Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
 * 19:32:45: Nekyn Alb: To be fair ...
 * 19:33:07: The Beartooth: You have Neck Flab, we know
 * 19:33:12: The Crusader of Truth: My parents were too poor to afford condoms
 * 19:33:32: Nekyn Alb: They just used a goat, aye?
 * 19:34:04: The Beartooth: Your Moms lieng to you
 * 19:34:33: The Beartooth: Lybing
 * 19:34:34: The Crusader of Truth: "lieng"
 * 19:34:36: The Beartooth: Lying
 * 19:34:54: The Crusader of Truth: I didn't know the Irish bombed all of their schools too
 * 19:41:09: The Beartooth: I speak Gaelic but typical Crus he wont let me show him
 * 19:46:45: The Crusader of Truth: No, I'd be more than happy to let you show me. Only difference is you know the rules so then I get to kick you
 * 19:46:56: The Crusader of Truth: If not just ban you
 * 19:51:40: Nekyn Alb: I don't know the rules so I'm free to do whatever I want
 * 19:55:25: The Crusader of Truth: u rite nekyn
 * 19:55:51: The Beartooth: Do you want the Irish for "suck my dick"?
 * 19:56:58: The Crusader of Truth: If you post in Gaelic I'm kicking
 * 20:02:05: The Beartooth: T...t....t...tomatoes?
 * 20:02:08: The Beartooth: !
 * 20:03:17: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvQaQr9ZU-Q
 * 20:03:21: KINMUNE: Saying "Gucci Gang" 1,000,000 Times for Charity
 * 20:04:29: Nekyn Alb: he's not gonna finish that
 * 20:05:04: The Beartooth: He probably puked
 * 20:06:05: The Crusader of Truth: He's going to finish
 * 20:06:11: The Crusader of Truth: Just probably like a month from now
 * 20:06:18: The Crusader of Truth: He started December 30th
 * 20:06:32: Nekyn Alb: lmao
 * 20:06:35: The Crusader of Truth: Granted he's probably going to lose like a 3rd of his subscribers
 * 20:06:44: The Crusader of Truth: He took all of his other videos down
 * 20:07:05: The Beartooth: Way
 * 20:08:54: The Crusader of Truth: The nice part is he's raised like $10,000 by now for charity doing that one video
 * 20:08:59: The Beartooth: Who likes peanut butter? 🤢
 * 20:10:45: The Beartooth: That was a shit attempt to start a conversation
 * 20:25:49: Zoder: Nek, which one is you? https://prnt.sc/hxbyy3 https://prnt.sc/hxbyqs
 * 20:25:55: The Crusader of Truth: oshit
 * 20:25:56: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 20:26:27: Zoder: Hey there.
 * 20:27:04: Nekyn Alb: first
 * 20:27:08: The Beartooth: O/ zoder
 * 20:27:08: Nekyn Alb: the sexy one
 * 20:27:22: Zoder: Oh nevermind, this is you: https://prnt.sc/hxbztr
 * 20:27:25: Zoder: Hello Bear.
 * 20:28:02: The Crusader of Truth: oof I probably should edit
 * 20:28:12: The Crusader of Truth: why am i so lazy
 * 20:29:02: Zoder: I tried to come up with a witty answer and I have no succeeded.
 * 20:29:05: Zoder: not* not no
 * 20:29:36: Nekyn Alb: kys crus
 * 20:29:40: Nekyn Alb: that's how you do it, Zoder
 * 20:29:44: The Crusader of Truth: wittyenough4me
 * 20:30:23: Zoder: Nice one, Nek.
 * 20:30:29: Zoder: I'll use that more often.
 * 20:31:22: The Crusader of Truth: "I watch. I wonder. I build. I tear down."
 * 20:31:25: Nekyn Alb: It's always good to tell Crus to kill himself. In the end it might work
 * 20:31:34: Nekyn Alb: especially when he says gay shit like this
 * 20:31:36: Zoder: It's a healthy habit.
 * 20:31:54: The Crusader of Truth: #LoveYourCrusaderMonth
 * 20:32:07: Zoder: This is not that month.
 * 20:32:13: The Crusader of Truth: o
 * 20:32:29: Zoder: You reminded me of Hemingway's "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" all of a sudden.
 * 20:33:18: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 20:33:51: Nekyn Alb: This chat turned into a bully mob really quick
 * 20:33:58: The Crusader of Truth: Crusader's "For sale: happiness, never used, never found"
 * 20:34:12: Nekyn Alb: Even Nathan hates you
 * 20:34:25: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 20:34:32: The Crusader of Truth: should i just
 * 20:34:34: The Crusader of Truth: ban myself?
 * 20:34:39: Nekyn Alb: yes pls
 * 20:34:42: The Crusader of Truth: o
 * 20:34:43: Zoder: It's a six-word memoir. Hemingway was challenged to write a story in the shortest amount of words possible. He only needed 6 to convey a powerful message. What happened? Miscarriage? Post birth death? The world shall never know.
 * 20:34:45: Nekyn Alb: use multikick and kick yourself
 * 20:35:04: Zoder: least* not shortest
 * 20:35:31: Zoder: Sometimes, I try to wrack my brain to come up with a six-word memoir. I have failed.
 * 20:35:55: The Crusader of Truth: http://prntscr.com/hxc436
 * 20:36:02: Zoder: Anyway, I support the notion. Crus, please ban yourself.
 * 20:36:11: Zoder: Will it help if I encourage you?
 * 20:36:28: Zoder: oh
 * 20:36:59: Zoder: The link is blue-
 * 20:37:17: Zoder: Dark blue. Was that a different wiki?
 * 20:37:21: Zoder: Damn.
 * 20:38:03: The Crusader of Truth: oshit (kappa)
 * 20:41:17: Zoder: You blocked yourself on your sandbox.
 * 20:41:26: Zoder: I knew that dark blue font looked eerily familiar.
 * 20:42:10: The Crusader of Truth: hue hue hue hue hue
 * 20:43:56: Zoder: I feel really proud of myself now, which means that I am not a very proud person if I'm proud because I discovered were you block yourself. It also means I lack achievements. I now have a sinking feeling. (Y)
 * 20:44:09: Zoder: where* not were
 * 20:44:25: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 20:44:44: The Crusader of Truth: I wish I could fite somebody to get bot rights
 * 20:44:50: Zoder: If I had much better accomplishments that I was proud of, I wouldn't be so proud of a small accomplishment. Interesting.
 * 20:44:55: Zoder: I wish I could be a bot.
 * 20:45:10: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 20:45:14: The Crusader of Truth: Aw fuck the police are here
 * 20:45:22: Nekyn Alb: Hi o/
 * 20:45:28: The Crusader of Truth: can i ban him
 * 20:45:29: The Crusader of Truth: plz
 * 20:45:51: Nekyn Alb: He has more rights than you
 * 20:45:59: The Crusader of Truth: hue hue hue
 * 20:46:09: Nekyn Alb: so even faggier
 * 20:46:19: The Crusader of Truth: >when your dad says pork is in the kitchen so you ask why your ex is here
 * 20:46:20: Nekyn Alb: but I still reign supreme
 * 20:47:12: Zoder: >when you ask you're dad who he's rooting for in the Tennessee v.s Kansas City game and he says "It's either Tennessee or Kansas City" and you proceed to lose faith in literally everything
 * 20:47:24: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 20:48:32: The Crusader of Truth: https://teswiki.slack.com/archives/G28E16D7Y/p1515357729000060
 * 20:48:34: The Crusader of Truth: bruh
 * 20:48:36: The Crusader of Truth: dis is swole af
 * 20:48:43: The Beartooth: Man kicks Muslim women in the stomach killing baby
 * 20:48:49: The Beartooth: Defused the bomb
 * 20:49:03: Nekyn Alb: I'd have to log in Crus
 * 20:49:06: Nekyn Alb: I don't want to
 * 20:49:11: The Crusader of Truth: No Nekyn
 * 20:49:15: The Crusader of Truth: Just click the link
 * 20:49:17: The Crusader of Truth: it's brok
 * 20:49:21: Nekyn Alb: I did
 * 20:49:27: The Crusader of Truth: but the error page is amazing
 * 20:49:33: The Crusader of Truth: o u hav 2 login?
 * 20:49:38: The Crusader of Truth: gae
 * 20:49:47: Nekyn Alb: "You need to sign in to see this page."
 * 20:50:13: The Crusader of Truth: >when you literally become an inside joke with yourself
 * 20:50:37: Nekyn Alb: hi
 * 20:50:38: The Beartooth: O/
 * 20:52:32: Nekyn Alb: Beart, the hell is going on with your browser
 * 20:52:57: The Beartooth: Nuffin
 * 20:53:15: The Beartooth: Why?
 * 20:53:57: The Beartooth: Neck Flab answer me, why?
 * 20:54:21: Nekyn Alb: because you're constantly reentering
 * 20:54:44: The Beartooth: I chek my notyfacashins on da wookie
 * 20:55:19: Nekyn Alb: Crus, he's not talking English, ban him
 * 20:55:47: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 20:56:03: The Crusader of Truth: i wish (kappa)
 * 20:56:50: Zoder: >uses the wrong "your" then wifi turns off because can correct it so decides to start writing the note instead
 * 20:56:59: Zoder: before* not because
 * 20:57:27: Nekyn Alb: what are y'all smoking today
 * 20:57:33: The Beartooth: Nirnroot
 * 20:58:01: The Beartooth: And your Mommas anus!
 * 20:58:21: Zoder: I'm sipping Skooma at the moment, but I can't seem to get addicted so I guess I'll hit up the local meth lab.
 * 20:58:28: Zoder: skooma*
 * 20:59:03: Zoder: I can't speak today.
 * 20:59:05: The Beartooth: Crystal meth🙄
 * 20:59:07: Zoder: Or any day, for that matter.
 * 20:59:42: The Beartooth: Redoz, is your name backwards
 * 20:59:57: Zoder: !!!
 * 21:00:25: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 21:00:28: Zoder: Shut up, Bear, or we'll have problems-
 * 21:00:44: The Beartooth: Hturt fo redasucr is Crusader of Truth backwards
 * 21:00:57: Zoder: You forgot the eht
 * 21:01:08: The Beartooth: Oshit
 * 21:01:23: Zoder: .. and I forgot the period.
 * 21:01:41: Zoder: What the hell is wrong with me?
 * 21:01:52: Zoder: Seriously, if you have theories-
 * 21:02:15: The Beartooth: Zoder we dont need to know youre on your period
 * 21:04:20: Zoder: I just went from silver-tongue to stumble-tongue.
 * 21:04:27: Zoder: I have no remark.
 * 21:05:04: Zoder: I spent two minutes trying to come up with something.
 * 21:05:07: Zoder: (Y)
 * 21:05:23: The Crusader of Truth: (stop)
 * 21:05:43: The Crusader of Truth: jk
 * 21:05:46: Zoder: Sir yes sir.
 * 21:07:30: Zoder: Are any of you interested in joining the military?
 * 21:08:19: The Beartooth: Maybe
 * 21:08:30: Zoder: I have always wanted to be a marine.
 * 21:08:58: The Beartooth: I have always been fascinated by the military I dunno why
 * 21:09:10: The Beartooth: I would join the Irish Defence Forces
 * 21:09:54: The Beartooth: Crus, why is Rodi calling you Shockstorm?
 * 21:10:07: The Crusader of Truth: Oh fuck
 * 21:10:10: The Crusader of Truth: He found my alt
 * 21:10:13: The Crusader of Truth: Fuck
 * 21:10:19: The Beartooth: You fuckeded
 * 21:10:43: The Beartooth: Fuckedededed
 * 21:11:06: Zoder: The organization of being in the military sounds perfect. Adrenaline pumping, vigorous training, the call of duty.. it all fascinates me. The best part is the pushing of become better. No room for weakness. I like that. There should not be room for weakness. The military understands that. As a marine, I would only be allowed glimpses of weakness. Seconds to grieve, seconds to breathe, seconds to live.. then I'd have to return to my mission, and return to being nothing but strong. I love that.
 * 21:11:11: The Beartooth: Ha Crus left
 * 21:11:12: Zoder: You are indeed fucked, Crus.
 * 21:11:17: Zoder: It was nice knowing you.
 * 21:13:35: The Beartooth: Either I join the military or become a blacksmith
 * 21:13:49: Zoder: Police work has always fascinated me as well.
 * 21:14:06: Zoder: Either I want to be an officer of law, join the military, or take a leap and become a psychiatrist.
 * 21:14:24: Zoder: I think I have the aptitude for either professions.
 * 21:16:30: Zoder: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/User:Shockstorm What a gorgeous King of the Hill portrait.
 * 21:16:58: The Beartooth: Cops are shit over here I'd have to risk getting murdered in Dublin or move somewhere else
 * 21:17:35: Zoder: At the same time, I want to become a prosecutor. I don't think I'm clever enough though. I'd fumble in court and be screwed.
 * 21:18:23: The Beartooth: I thought you said a prostitute
 * 21:18:31: The Beartooth: (Kappa)
 * 21:18:52: Zoder: I.. don't think I could pull that off.
 * 21:19:09: The Beartooth: Lol. Me either
 * 21:19:11: Zoder: Crus could though, 100% no doubt about it.
 * 21:20:41: The Beartooth: His name is Shocksader now
 * 21:21:35: Zoder: I'm a tad confused. Care to explain? This "shocksomething" is obviously Crus' alt, but how did Rhodium (I'm assuming that's Rodi) figure that out? Where was Crus referred to as shock whatever?
 * 21:22:20: Zoder: Correct me if I'm wrong at all.
 * 21:22:25: Nekyn Alb: It's a joke
 * 21:22:33: Zoder: o h
 * 21:23:22: The Beartooth: I dunno
 * 21:30:04: KINMUNE: Hello there, Héélya!
 * 21:34:11: The Beartooth: O/ heelya
 * 21:40:36: KINMUNE: Hello there, Ikabite!
 * 21:50:20: The Crusader of Truth: Ayyyy bitch guess who has no school tomorrow
 * 21:51:20: Zoder: You?
 * 21:51:36: Zoder: "If I leave my window open, will the wifi particles get blown out?"
 * 21:51:43: Zoder: Why is everyone so stupid?
 * 21:52:23: The Crusader of Truth: wait
 * 21:52:26: The Crusader of Truth: who even said that
 * 21:52:33: The Crusader of Truth: Actually
 * 21:52:35: The Crusader of Truth: Dont tell me
 * 21:52:40: Zoder: Pf. Alright.
 * 21:52:50: The Crusader of Truth: I'm already bias enough as it is
 * 21:53:44: Zoder: I got bored so I'm looking at a compilation of the stupidest posts every made on Twitter.
 * 21:53:55: Zoder: It strengthens my disgust at the world (Y)
 * 21:54:52: Zoder: Someone made a post about why having triplets is scary- you'd be pregnant for 27 months. Is logic no longer a concept, or..?
 * 21:57:48: The Crusader of Truth: Logic machine broke
 * 21:58:57: Zoder: Logic machine broken indeed.
 * 22:00:43: Zoder: What are you up to this fine evening?
 * 22:01:58: The Crusader of Truth: I'm probably gonna edit some more. No school again tomorrow and whatnot
 * 22:02:27: Zoder: I am jealous.
 * 22:02:45: KINMUNE: Hello there, Karan42!
 * 22:03:36: Karan42: Can't even lurk...stupid robots
 * 22:04:07: Zoder: KINMUNE demands respect. Apologize!
 * 22:04:28: Karan42: "Robots" not KINMUNE in particular
 * 22:04:33: The Crusader of Truth: huh tf
 * 22:04:41: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 22:05:02: The Crusader of Truth: Are we being raided by anons on the mainpage lmao
 * 22:05:09: Zoder: >tries to make a joke
 * 22:05:12: Zoder: >is taken seriously
 * 22:05:16: Zoder: >gives up on joking whatsoever
 * 22:05:19: The Crusader of Truth: I've reverted 3 different anons in the last 15 minutes
 * 22:05:40: Karan42: I'm not the best person to reply to jokes XD
 * 22:05:54: Karan42: Are they spam edits?
 * 22:05:54: Zoder: No harm done, I'm not the best person to make jokes.
 * 22:06:41: Karan42: A marvelous pair
 * 22:07:02: The Crusader of Truth: Vandalous edits kinda dumb mostly
 * 22:07:24: Karan42: Must be tedious
 * 22:08:39: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 22:08:47: Ikabite: A lot of old shites here. Ey.
 * 22:08:48: Zoder: A marvelous pair indeed. Maybe we can get a gig at a downtown club in Brooklin and make bad jokes that you fail to understand until we get kicked out.
 * 22:08:50: Ikabite: Been a while.
 * 22:08:57: The Crusader of Truth: oshit o/
 * 22:09:04: The Crusader of Truth: wat up nibba
 * 22:09:08: Ikabite: What's new?
 * 22:09:14: The Crusader of Truth: Tim's gone
 * 22:09:19: The Crusader of Truth: Im staff, and lets see
 * 22:09:37: The Crusader of Truth: I honestly forgot when you left so idk how much you know
 * 22:09:43: Ikabite: Yeah, I've heard. Was here once shortly after that happened.
 * 22:09:53: Ikabite: I haven't been here in... years?
 * 22:09:55: Ikabite: I mean.
 * 22:10:01: Ikabite: I hop in once in a while.
 * 22:10:06: The Crusader of Truth: True
 * 22:10:15: The Crusader of Truth: I think you were here until what the start of 16
 * 22:10:19: The Crusader of Truth: wb
 * 22:10:22: Ikabite: But I haven't been productive here for a loooong time.
 * 22:10:33: Ikabite: Don't think so.
 * 22:10:39: Ikabite: Or maybe.
 * 22:11:04: The Crusader of Truth: Hmm
 * 22:11:11: The Crusader of Truth: Well for the last three months nothing really has happened
 * 22:11:25: The Crusader of Truth: The only real change was I got News Team and thats just a title more than anything else
 * 22:11:47: Ikabite: Any TES news? Rumors? Probably now. I haven't followed the ESO stuff either. Don't know anything after Morrowind expansion, haven't played that even.
 * 22:12:05: Ikabite: Nowadays I really don't even have a setup necessary to run ESO.
 * 22:12:19: Ikabite: Probably not*
 * 22:12:27: Qahnaarin1997: Crus has lost de wei
 * 22:12:54: RhodiumOdi: Qahn
 * 22:13:13: Qahnaarin1997: Yes my brotha?
 * 22:13:23: RhodiumOdi: I must ask something of you
 * 22:13:32: The Crusader of Truth: @Ika one fullly shitty dungeon dlc
 * 22:13:33: Qahnaarin1997: Do you know de wei?
 * 22:13:42: RhodiumOdi: I need you to teach me... teach me de wei
 * 22:13:47: The Crusader of Truth: And another one coming eventually
 * 22:13:52: Qahnaarin1997: clok clok clok clok
 * 22:13:59: The Crusader of Truth: There's also a full new chapter coming out eventually sometime this year
 * 22:14:11: The Crusader of Truth: Along with Update 17 next month
 * 22:14:14: RhodiumOdi: clok clok clok clok
 * 22:14:29: The Crusader of Truth: Oh, and Clockwork City was released
 * 22:14:38: The Crusader of Truth: Along with a Clockwork DLC for Legends
 * 22:14:58: The Crusader of Truth: As for the main series, it's Bethesda, we're going to kill ourselves before they make 6
 * 22:15:37: The Crusader of Truth: Qah has lost de wei
 * 22:16:16: Zoder: Ok, well, I suppose I'll go due to my shitty wifi connection. I'd hate to burden you with door spamming. I'll return when my connection gets stronger.
 * 22:16:24: Ikabite: De Wei sounds... Yokudan.
 * 22:16:42: Qahnaarin1997: https://youtu.be/JG5A-Ro3mmw?t=145
 * 22:16:44: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
 * 22:16:46: KINMUNE: GHOST - JIGOLO HAR MEGIDDO (ACUSTIC WITH LYRICS)
 * 22:16:49: Qahnaarin1997: watch this timestamp
 * 22:16:53: Qahnaarin1997: It will be explained.
 * 22:17:13: Ikabite: How's the wiki doing with TESO pages these days? Any better?
 * 22:17:23: The Crusader of Truth: Kinda worse actually
 * 22:17:24: The Crusader of Truth: hey Kora
 * 22:17:29: Kora Stormblade: hey
 * 22:17:31: Qahnaarin1997: Hey Kora
 * 22:17:38: The Crusader of Truth: Atv and Bron kinda stopped adding stuff
 * 22:17:53: The Crusader of Truth: I would try to add ESO stuff but I can't even run it
 * 22:18:01: Qahnaarin1997: Kora, I have a Ghost song that is all instrumental, but has a soft finish to it, want to hear?
 * 22:18:02: Kora Stormblade: carlo is basically dead at this point lmap
 * 22:18:04: Kora Stormblade: *lmao
 * 22:18:08: Kora Stormblade: I might do
 * 22:18:12: The Crusader of Truth: Every other editor is doing stuff like Morrowind and Legends
 * 22:18:12: Kora Stormblade: @Qahn
 * 22:18:21: The Crusader of Truth: And yeah Carlo is like deceased
 * 22:18:26: Ikabite: Odd that there's more people doing Legends than ESO.
 * 22:18:31: Kora Stormblade: I just make my shit daily edit (y)
 * 22:18:35: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55X4ok9BVas
 * 22:18:36: The Crusader of Truth: Legends is easier to run but I agree
 * 22:18:37: KINMUNE: Genesis
 * 22:18:40: Qahnaarin1997: That is the link
 * 22:18:45: The Crusader of Truth: I mean there's like 10 million people that have played ESO
 * 22:18:54: The Crusader of Truth: No one is editing it but the odd random user
 * 22:18:54: Kora Stormblade: Was planning on doing my big rewords like I used to but they feel to draining the past few months lmao
 * 22:19:08: The Crusader of Truth: Kora, try doing something else m8
 * 22:19:20: Ikabite: I still want someone pick up my soul gem page.
 * 22:19:22: Ikabite: And redo it.
 * 22:19:29: Ikabite: Then I can leave in peace.
 * 22:19:45: The Crusader of Truth: Better late than never
 * 22:19:48: Kora Stormblade: liek whot crus
 * 22:19:58: The Crusader of Truth: Soul gems in ESO changed tho so thats notable
 * 22:20:05: Ikabite: I know.
 * 22:20:06: The Crusader of Truth: @Qah y
 * 22:20:13: Ikabite: That's one of the reasons why I never published the page.
 * 22:20:16: Ikabite: Still in my sandbox.
 * 22:20:17: Qahnaarin1997: What?
 * 22:20:29: Ikabite: Moisty.
 * 22:20:31: Qahnaarin1997: The "I am the way"?
 * 22:20:35: Ikabite: I bet nobody has called you that in years.
 * 22:20:45: Qahnaarin1997: Turbomoist
 * 22:20:47: The Crusader of Truth: lmao
 * 22:20:50: The Crusader of Truth: @Kora one sc
 * 22:20:52: The Crusader of Truth: sec
 * 22:20:53: The Crusader of Truth: damnit
 * 22:21:11: The Crusader of Truth: I can give you like a 2,000 page list of pages that need info
 * 22:21:16: The Crusader of Truth: And I can give you said info
 * 22:21:43: Kora Stormblade: o.
 * 22:21:53: The Beartooth: O/ hello Kora
 * 22:22:01: Qahnaarin1997: Kora, are you listening to the link?
 * 22:22:22: Qahnaarin1997: about 3:20 is where it switches to the softer tone
 * 22:22:27: Kora Stormblade: oh nice
 * 22:22:32: Kora Stormblade: and yea I am
 * 22:22:45: Kora Stormblade: i like the buildup at 55 secs
 * 22:22:50: The Crusader of Truth: So Kora
 * 22:22:52: The Crusader of Truth: Are you in or?
 * 22:23:05: Kora Stormblade: uh yea sure though I prob wont be able to do a lot in one sitting rn
 * 22:23:08: Kora Stormblade: but I can sure
 * 22:23:16: Kora Stormblade: make it look like im doing something useful for once lmao
 * 22:23:23: The Crusader of Truth: Alright, I'm going to compile the info and put it on your TP
 * 22:23:48: Kora Stormblade: what about fb?
 * 22:23:49: Ikabite: Ehh, how have you guys not given up yet?
 * 22:23:52: Kora Stormblade: or pm
 * 22:23:58: Qahnaarin1997: Kora, you might like this as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi2ppniJTj0
 * 22:23:59: KINMUNE: Ghost - Zenith (Bonus Track) HQ
 * 22:24:05: Ikabite: What's Shawn up to these days, I think I've seen him around.
 * 22:24:07: Qahnaarin1997: Intro is a piano
 * 22:24:07: Kora Stormblade: I gave up about a year ago
 * 22:24:07: The Crusader of Truth: I mean
 * 22:24:10: The Crusader of Truth: It's 2000 pages
 * 22:24:17: The Crusader of Truth: That's a lot of data for facebook
 * 22:24:21: Kora Stormblade: ehh alright
 * 22:24:31: The Beartooth: Chat keeps on crashing🙁
 * 22:24:37: Kora Stormblade: rip
 * 22:24:38: The Crusader of Truth: I mean, if you want to pan through screenshots on Facebook you can
 * 22:24:47: Kora Stormblade: Nah its fine tp is fine
 * 22:25:02: The Crusader of Truth: okie
 * 22:25:11: Ikabite: There's always that one way of solving it, Beartooth. One way of solving everything.
 * 22:25:13: Ikabite: Think about it.
 * 22:25:19: The Crusader of Truth: Your quick briefing is guess who's going to be adding variables to infoboxes?
 * 22:25:23: The Crusader of Truth: You are Kora! Surprise
 * 22:25:28: Kora Stormblade: yayy
 * 22:25:38: Kora Stormblade: boy im so exciteddd!!
 * 22:25:52: Ikabite: Or you could make a bot do the repetitive labor.
 * 22:26:06: The Crusader of Truth: But Atv /still/ won't let me have a bot
 * 22:26:08: The Crusader of Truth: So I can't
 * 22:26:11: The Beartooth: @Ikabite, sacrificing you?
 * 22:26:14: Ikabite: But I guess it's cheaper to employ some Indi... I mean Kora.
 * 22:26:24: Kora Stormblade: messican
 * 22:26:25: The Crusader of Truth: *Mexican
 * 22:26:32: Kora Stormblade: mexi/can/
 * 22:26:40: The Beartooth: A messy cam
 * 22:26:41: The Beartooth: Can
 * 22:27:01: Ikabite: This isn't gardening, this is IT.
 * 22:27:12: Kora Stormblade: I remember Ive done like a sitting of 500 edits without a mouse lmao
 * 22:27:15: Kora Stormblade: just a touchpad
 * 22:27:16: Ikabite: There's a reason why India's the worlds leader in customer support, you know.
 * 22:27:17: Kora Stormblade: made me wanna kms
 * 22:27:52: The Crusader of Truth: Kora
 * 22:27:55: Kora Stormblade: "heddo dis es IT sappohrt ow can I elp u todee?"
 * 22:28:01: The Crusader of Truth: I did 29,000 edits with a touchpad lmao
 * 22:28:08: Kora Stormblade: well arent u fancy
 * 22:28:08: The Crusader of Truth: oh wait
 * 22:28:18: The Crusader of Truth: 29,100 (kappa)
 * 22:28:30: Kora Stormblade: noice
 * 22:28:45: The Crusader of Truth: m8 whats the most edits you ever did in a day?
 * 22:28:50: Kora Stormblade: tbf I think like 300 of mine might have had a mouse and that was for really really tedious stuff I had to get out quick
 * 22:28:56: Ikabite: You two having a competition on who's the biggest retard. Of all the other things you could be doing you actively chose to torment yourselves and do edits on a touchpad.
 * 22:28:57: The Beartooth: (Nice) I demand this emotico be created
 * 22:29:03: The Beartooth: Emoticon
 * 22:29:04: Kora Stormblade: uhh idk I used to do a few hundred technical edits in a span of a week
 * 22:29:08: The Crusader of Truth: u rite Ika
 * 22:29:12: Kora Stormblade: well
 * 22:29:19: The Crusader of Truth: It's better than killing myself because I get to suffer while I do this
 * 22:29:25: Kora Stormblade: A few hundred edits a day, for a week
 * 22:29:31: The Crusader of Truth: So who's the real winner here
 * 22:29:40: Kora Stormblade: *weaner
 * 22:30:02: Kora Stormblade: ika I mean tbh its a bit mindnumbing which is good if you have severe anxiety bouts like me ;D
 * 22:30:15: The Crusader of Truth: Kora I did 2,000 the other day xD
 * 22:30:19: Kora Stormblade: thats why I did so many rewords, kept me busy a few hours
 * 22:30:26: Kora Stormblade: well g o O d 4 uU
 * 22:30:27: Ikabite: It's odd, though.
 * 22:30:38: The Crusader of Truth: My brain was dead asf
 * 22:30:42: Ikabite: I know, I've noticed, that's why I've spent so much of my time here.
 * 22:30:48: The Crusader of Truth: #CheaperThanDrugs
 * 22:30:48: Kora Stormblade: This is also me, living in a small town which literally has nothing to do
 * 22:30:57: The Crusader of Truth: ^
 * 22:30:57: Kora Stormblade: if I could do something else by now, I wouldve long ago lmao
 * 22:31:03: The Crusader of Truth: urite
 * 22:31:15: Ikabite: Make a game.
 * 22:31:32: Kora Stormblade: Im like a 70 year old when it comes to technology lmao
 * 22:31:46: Kora Stormblade: another reason I only do rewords, the technical shit scres me up
 * 22:31:49: Kora Stormblade: *screws
 * 22:32:04: Ikabite: You know html and css working on the wiki already. Try some web development.
 * 22:32:26: The Beartooth: I own a white van
 * 22:32:30: The Beartooth: Just sayin
 * 22:33:15: The Beartooth: My comment killed everyone
 * 22:33:44: Ikabite: I don't come back here, although sometimes I want to, because I see this as an ultimate waste of time.
 * 22:34:04: Kora Stormblade: Its not time wasted if its spent happily and is enjoyed (pinch)
 * 22:34:18: Kora Stormblade: I come here cos it makes me feel less lonely and its a bit of entertainment from time to time lmao
 * 22:34:46: Ikabite: Well, the first statement, you'll change that opinion by the time you're 25.
 * 22:34:58: Kora Stormblade: Possibly, but for now it is an enjoyment
 * 22:35:17: The Beartooth: (Pinch) (Trump)
 * 22:35:27: The Beartooth: @Ikabite that was
 * 22:36:12: Kora Stormblade: tbh I find it strange, I look back and have been with this wiki for about what, nearly 7 years now?
 * 22:36:27: Ikabite: Anyway, I'll disappear for a bit, have to finish up setting up my Ubuntu server.
 * 22:36:27: Kora Stormblade: I joined in 2014 but I lurked for 3 years before that
 * 22:36:28: The Crusader of Truth: 5 nibba
 * 22:36:35: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 22:36:36: Kora Stormblade: Well
 * 22:36:39: Kora Stormblade: I joined in 2013
 * 22:36:46: Kora Stormblade: But didnt use my account till the year after
 * 22:36:48: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 22:36:49: Ikabite: I've been editing since 2011. :D
 * 22:36:57: Kora Stormblade: Forgot my password, and forgot about the email back lmao
 * 22:36:57: The Crusader of Truth: I almost gave you Night of Nazeems to edit
 * 22:37:02: Kora Stormblade: o shit
 * 22:37:15: Ikabite: Just as Skyrim came out.
 * 22:37:22: Kora Stormblade: I recognize some older members tho, I miss the off topic posts back then
 * 22:37:23: The Crusader of Truth: Which is literally a mod of Nazeems invading Whiterun
 * 22:37:28: Kora Stormblade: Once upon a story, time machine
 * 22:37:45: Kora Stormblade: and that one which was like uhh what is it
 * 22:37:48: The Crusader of Truth: I miss how no one gets banned but anons these days (kappa)
 * 22:37:59: Kora Stormblade: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:568543
 * 22:38:01: Kora Stormblade: ^^^^^
 * 22:38:04: Ikabite: I didn't interact with anybody aside from Timtim and Jim until years later, though. Wasn't into forums.
 * 22:38:07: Kora Stormblade: This is my all time favourite thread
 * 22:38:34: Kora Stormblade: I didnt interact I just lurked on the offtopics a lot
 * 22:38:51: Kora Stormblade: I wanted an account purely to be in the fun of it, but then it died lmao
 * 22:38:59: Ikabite: My first edits were just taking info out of ingame books.
 * 22:39:02: Ikabite: About Potema, I think.
 * 22:39:18: Ikabite: And making pages about them.
 * 22:39:23: Kora Stormblade: I think some of my first edits were changing up sentences cos some sounded like shit
 * 22:39:37: Kora Stormblade: I remember one was like I changed "and slay the beastiest" to something more appropriate xd
 * 22:39:43: Kora Stormblade: *beasties
 * 22:39:54: Ikabite: We need more humor on the wiki.
 * 22:40:01: The Crusader of Truth: but im here
 * 22:40:05: The Crusader of Truth: and my life is a joke
 * 22:40:05: Ikabite: Like Dwarf Fortress wiki has.
 * 22:40:08: The Crusader of Truth: Isn't that good enough?
 * 22:40:08: Ikabite: If anyone's been there.
 * 22:40:13: The Crusader of Truth: Oh god
 * 22:40:17: The Crusader of Truth: Dwarf wiki is amazing
 * 22:40:23: The Crusader of Truth: *Fortress
 * 22:40:35: Ikabite: Haven't played for like two years.
 * 22:40:38: The Crusader of Truth: Literally half of the wiki is satire
 * 22:40:48: Kora Stormblade: I honestly wouldnt be opposed to having less restrictions on off topic and bringing rp back, /simply/ because our traffic has been shit since then
 * 22:40:52: Testydragon: My first and only edit was this one time I mentioned a fan theory (As a theory) in the trivia section, and then somebody took it down an hour later
 * 22:40:57: Kora Stormblade: and with that might come actual humour again
 * 22:41:06: The Crusader of Truth: Yeah, I want RP to kinda come back too
 * 22:41:07: Ikabite: I know there's a lot of new shit. Not half, but a lot of it, yes, but pages have tags and warnings.
 * 22:41:15: The Beartooth: Most of my edits were spelling corrections
 * 22:41:23: The Beartooth: XD
 * 22:41:30: The Crusader of Truth: Most of your edits were reverted
 * 22:41:35: Kora Stormblade: Like I understand theres another wiki for rp, and I guess the reason for it was the amount of people posting on threads filled the edit feed but
 * 22:41:35: The Beartooth: Indeed
 * 22:41:41: Kora Stormblade: people who edit in general spam, the feed
 * 22:41:45: Kora Stormblade: *spam the
 * 22:41:51: Kora Stormblade: i.e crus
 * 22:41:55: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 22:42:16: Kora Stormblade: just seemed like a stupid move in the long run, I stood by it when I first joined and I still do xd
 * 22:42:26: The Crusader of Truth: Kora check facébook
 * 22:42:37: The Crusader of Truth: ya newb
 * 22:42:40: Kora Stormblade: y I told u tp was fine like 30 mins ago
 * 22:42:52: The Crusader of Truth: nibba i aint talking bout da edit
 * 22:42:54: The Crusader of Truth: s
 * 22:43:01: Kora Stormblade: shieet
 * 22:43:13: Ikabite: There was TES wiki wiki.
 * 22:43:16: Ikabite: Does it still exist?
 * 22:43:18: Kora Stormblade: oh yea lol
 * 22:43:21: Kora Stormblade: I think it does?
 * 22:43:22: The Crusader of Truth: Sadly
 * 22:43:32: Ikabite: :D
 * 22:43:36: Ikabite: Somebody edits it?
 * 22:43:49: Ikabite: I wanna go there, see that I don't have a page and get sad.
 * 22:43:57: The Crusader of Truth: Ottoman I think
 * 22:44:07: The Crusader of Truth: Unless Wikia closed it down
 * 22:44:13: The Crusader of Truth: I know it was open in the summer
 * 22:44:31: Kora Stormblade: I think I was strongly opposed to having my page there for some reason
 * 22:44:52: Kora Stormblade: I think simply cos I heard it wasnt up to me whether it was on or not and that pissed me off xd
 * 22:44:52: The Crusader of Truth: Because it generalized us too much or something
 * 22:44:59: Testydragon: There’s a Topix Dinosaur Forum Wiki. I used to post when I was eleven-years old on Topix, and there’s page for me. Look up ‘Spinosaurus Baryonyx’ in the search tab.
 * 22:45:07: Kora Stormblade: Maybe, i think it was the lack of my own permission
 * 22:45:13: The Crusader of Truth: oh that
 * 22:45:20: The Crusader of Truth: Yeah thats what it was
 * 22:45:22: Kora Stormblade: and then when I asked for it to be taken down cos I wasnt asked there was a deal over it
 * 22:45:35: Kora Stormblade: I dont even care if my page was up I just hated not being asked xd
 * 22:45:38: The Crusader of Truth: I was bored so I was like sure I'll help with this and then everyone hated it
 * 22:45:47: Kora Stormblade: I mean I thought it was neat tbh
 * 22:45:55: Kora Stormblade: kinda like party bird wiki
 * 22:46:03: Kora Stormblade: its sort of an understood joke meant to be taken as one
 * 22:46:05: Kora Stormblade: yo o.
 * 22:46:11: The Crusader of Truth: Jesus I've been on like 77 wikis
 * 22:46:11: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 22:46:16: Testydragon: (Alduin)
 * 22:46:20: Ikabite: I'll be back later, no plans to sleep tonight.
 * 22:46:22: RenzXVI: 64 for me
 * 22:46:37: The Crusader of Truth: I don't even remember like touching half of these
 * 22:46:37: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 22:46:42: Kora Stormblade: You know were like 57th on the board of wikis?
 * 22:46:49: Kora Stormblade: Weve slipped more than I realized xd
 * 22:47:01: The Crusader of Truth: oof
 * 22:47:44: The Beartooth: I have to go to school tomorrow. What a shame. The world is so cruel.
 * 22:47:56: The Beartooth: (Crying)
 * 22:48:14: RenzXVI: Quit school.
 * 22:48:18: RenzXVI: Get a job.
 * 22:48:26: The Beartooth: Good idea
 * 22:48:35: The Beartooth: I gunna join the IRA
 * 22:49:59: Testydragon: http://dinosaurforums.wikia.com/wiki/Spinosaurus_baryonyx This article is actually about eleven-year old me, not even kidding
 * 22:50:01: The Crusader of Truth: http://teswki.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RecentChanges
 * 22:50:04: The Crusader of Truth: Took me long enough
 * 22:52:34: Qahnaarin1997: Kora
 * 22:52:50: Kora Stormblade: yuh
 * 22:52:50: Qahnaarin1997: My dinner tonight is slow cooked smoked chicken breasts
 * 22:52:56: Kora Stormblade: o noice
 * 22:53:02: Qahnaarin1997: It is fucking amazing
 * 22:53:02: Kora Stormblade: im making myself curry for dinner
 * 22:53:13: Qahnaarin1997: Even a bit of slow cooked smoked bacon
 * 22:53:24: The Beartooth: I love bacon. And curry
 * 22:53:29: Qahnaarin1997: Fucking curry eating cow worshiper.
 * 22:53:31: The Beartooth: Holy Shit
 * 22:53:44: Kora Stormblade: with chicken breasts what I like is taking french onion sour cream and filling the breast with it, and wrapping it all in bacon to keep it inside
 * 22:53:44: The Beartooth: Bacon Curry
 * 22:53:47: Kora Stormblade: and then bake that
 * 22:53:51: Kora Stormblade: eck idk bout bacon curry
 * 22:53:57: Qahnaarin1997: I bet you work at a customer service call center
 * 22:54:04: The Beartooth: I likes me the breasts of chicken😉
 * 22:54:20: The Beartooth: Qah, I'm 14 yrs old
 * 22:54:29: Qahnaarin1997: You'd like it if a dolphin would fuck you.
 * 22:55:07: Qahnaarin1997: You're Irish so your other options are an alter boy or a potato.
 * 22:55:50: Qahnaarin1997: oshit (kappa)
 * 22:56:30: The Beartooth: You're options are a suicide bomber, 9/11 recreationalist or a faker
 * 22:56:31: Qahnaarin1997: Man I wish Odi was here.
 * 22:56:47: Qahnaarin1997: At least I'd get 72 virgins
 * 22:57:01: The Beartooth: But theyre virgins and stay virgins
 * 22:57:07: Testydragon: Okay then, anyone have another topic to discuss?
 * 22:57:25: Qahnaarin1997: Sure
 * 22:57:26: Kora Stormblade: 72 virgins?
 * 22:57:29: Kora Stormblade: That combines both
 * 22:57:33: Kora Stormblade: bombing and altar boys
 * 22:57:43: Kora Stormblade: I wanna talk about that
 * 22:57:46: Qahnaarin1997: Altar boys are Catholic
 * 22:57:53: Qahnaarin1997: Most of Ireland is Catholic
 * 22:58:21: Qahnaarin1997: Testy, try this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctn_sVXjNVE
 * 22:58:23: KINMUNE: Subvision - Beyond the Moon
 * 22:58:46: The Beartooth: Nah, all the fucking blow ins are turning this place liberal
 * 23:00:01: Qahnaarin1997: Lol
 * 23:00:07: Qahnaarin1997: How?
 * 23:00:22: Testydragon: Qahn, only listened to the first minute, but the first minute was pretty damn good
 * 23:00:36: The Beartooth: 10 years ago we could own gums
 * 23:00:38: The Beartooth: Guns
 * 23:00:58: Qahnaarin1997: Testy, that entire album is solid
 * 23:01:02: The Beartooth: Now we have to be trusted by the Gardai
 * 23:01:14: Qahnaarin1997: That's just one song from it.
 * 23:01:16: The Beartooth: And know the right people
 * 23:01:51: Qahnaarin1997: Testy, try this then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQOvsZ4eeOM
 * 23:01:54: KINMUNE: Magna Carta Cartel - Turn
 * 23:03:41: Testydragon: The opening to that was great. Mind if I recommend something from a musical?
 * 23:04:50: Qahnaarin1997: Depends on the musical.
 * 23:05:46: Testydragon: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NyVYXRD1Ans This is from The Greatest Showman
 * 23:05:49: KINMUNE: The Greatest Show (from The Greatest Showman Soundtrack) [Official Audio]
 * 23:08:11: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhLVzPRFaDw
 * 23:08:13: KINMUNE: Hotellus Eviction - Magna Carta Cartel
 * 23:08:20: Qahnaarin1997: Testy, try this and listen to the entire song
 * 23:10:03: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
 * 23:10:09: The Crusader of Truth: Qah
 * 23:10:12: Qahnaarin1997: Time for Autism-Cat or Burnt Guy?
 * 23:10:38: The Crusader of Truth: Austism cat
 * 23:10:51: The Crusader of Truth: ...oof
 * 23:12:47: Testydragon: I really liked the song, Qahn. What did you think of The Greatest Show?
 * 23:16:26: Qahnaarin1997: Eh
 * 23:16:33: Qahnaarin1997: iffy
 * 23:17:13: Testydragon: Musicals not your thing? I will admit, they could have used someone better than Zac Efron.
 * 23:17:35: Qahnaarin1997: Musicals aren't my thing.
 * 23:17:41: Testydragon: Hugh Jackman is f*cking great in it though.
 * 23:17:47: Qahnaarin1997: There are only a few I've liked.
 * 23:18:08: Testydragon: Which ones do you like?
 * 23:18:34: Qahnaarin1997: Spammalot
 * 23:18:40: Qahnaarin1997: Monty Python musical
 * 23:18:43: Qahnaarin1997: or play
 * 23:18:46: Qahnaarin1997: whatever
 * 23:18:49: Testydragon: Ooo, Spammalots good.
 * 23:18:55: Qahnaarin1997: I've wanted to see book of mormon
 * 23:19:00: Qahnaarin1997: never had the chance
 * 23:19:06: Testydragon: Book of Mormon is great
 * 23:19:21: The Beartooth: The book of muhmuh
 * 23:19:34: Testydragon: Wha? (Alduin)
 * 23:21:25: KINMUNE: Hello there, Sage McKaw!
 * 23:21:29: Sage McKaw: ayeeeee
 * 23:21:30: The Beartooth: O/
 * 23:22:01: Sage McKaw: renz i like ur new profile pic /gif
 * 23:22:25: The Beartooth: Its his brain when he has a spasm attack
 * 23:22:32: Sage McKaw: lmao
 * 23:22:36: KINMUNE: Hello there, SyberFawks!
 * 23:22:37: The Beartooth: O/
 * 23:22:38: Sage McKaw: hey
 * 23:22:47: SyberFawks: Ey b0ss
 * 23:22:51: Sage McKaw: o/
 * 23:23:46: Sage McKaw: o/
 * 23:23:51: The Supreme Argonian: Hello
 * 23:23:59: The Supreme Argonian: Why have been summoned
 * 23:24:04: The Beartooth: O/
 * 23:24:05: Sage McKaw: ight what did u mean argonian?
 * 23:24:09: The Supreme Argonian: Hey Ryan
 * 23:24:12: The Supreme Argonian: What?
 * 23:24:13: The Beartooth: You have been summoned to die.
 * 23:24:18: Sage McKaw: u said earlier
 * 23:24:19: The Supreme Argonian: Oh no
 * 23:24:21: The Beartooth: O/ Zoder
 * 23:24:22: Sage McKaw: help
 * 23:24:24: The Beartooth: Wtf
 * 23:24:25: Sage McKaw: *cough*
 * 23:24:29: Sage McKaw: tf does that mean
 * 23:24:30: The Supreme Argonian: Oh right lol
 * 23:24:36: Zoder: Damn, my word count is 1060 but it needs to be 1000 or less to qualify as flash fiction.
 * 23:24:40: The Supreme Argonian: I was implying that you might volunteer
 * 23:24:43: Zoder: How the hell do I discard 60 words?
 * 23:24:44: The Supreme Argonian: I was kidding lol
 * 23:24:46: Zoder: Hey Bear.
 * 23:24:51: Sage McKaw: um ok then lmao
 * 23:24:55: The Supreme Argonian: Heh
 * 23:25:09: Sage McKaw: Sooooo
 * 23:25:12: The Supreme Argonian: Is that a yes 😏
 * 23:25:14: The Beartooth: Take out detailed words and boring paragraphs that are not needed
 * 23:25:18: The Supreme Argonian: Sooooo what
 * 23:25:18: Sage McKaw: ummmmmm
 * 23:25:24: Sage McKaw: Well i mean
 * 23:25:27: The Beartooth: Titties
 * 23:25:29: The Beartooth: Hehe
 * 23:25:33: Zoder: That weakens the text.
 * 23:25:38: The Supreme Argonian: Willies hehe
 * 23:25:43: The Beartooth: O/
 * 23:25:47: Zoder: Agh, maybe the opening is a little excessive..
 * 23:25:50: The Supreme Argonian: All these words still give you the sillies
 * 23:25:51: Sage McKaw: im kinda straighter than a pidgeons dong so idk
 * 23:25:57: The Supreme Argonian: Remember that rap
 * 23:25:57: Sage McKaw: im not exactly cut out for it
 * 23:26:05: The Supreme Argonian: I was joking lmao
 * 23:26:09: Sage McKaw: lol
 * 23:26:10: The Beartooth: Dont fall for them Sage
 * 23:26:14: Sage McKaw: lmao
 * 23:26:20: The Beartooth: Stay Straight man stay straight
 * 23:26:27: Sage McKaw: yess
 * 23:26:27: The Supreme Argonian: I mean, I wouldn't say no, but I didn't expect you to lol
 * 23:26:27: The Supreme Argonian: Ew
 * 23:26:44: The Beartooth: This sounds like youre trying to date him
 * 23:26:49: Sage McKaw: yeah.....
 * 23:26:57: Sage McKaw: dont go molag bal on my ass
 * 23:27:17: Testydragon: Molag Bal: literal god of rape
 * 23:27:18: The Supreme Argonian: Oh god
 * 23:27:24: Sage McKaw: yes
 * 23:27:33: The Supreme Argonian: Well it depends on how attractive you are
 * 23:27:36: The Supreme Argonian: And your He
 * 23:27:38: The Supreme Argonian: Age*
 * 23:27:47: Sage McKaw: ......what the fuck
 * 23:27:54: The Supreme Argonian: Heh
 * 23:27:58: Sage McKaw: ......
 * 23:28:02: Sage McKaw: you are a creep
 * 23:28:02: Herma-Mora's Champion: Since when are we on Tinder?
 * 23:28:07: Sage McKaw: ^
 * 23:28:07: RenzXVI: Can you not be on your period?
 * 23:28:11: The Beartooth: Please stop Supreme
 * 23:28:13: Sage McKaw: lmao
 * 23:28:17: The Beartooth: This is not gay class
 * 23:28:20: The Supreme Argonian: Lol
 * 23:28:29: Sage McKaw: 😂bearthooth ur kinda a dick
 * 23:28:36: The Supreme Argonian: Wait there's a gay class? Ooh
 * 23:28:39: The Crusader of Truth: *is a dick
 * 23:28:44: The Beartooth: I am only messing with him
 * 23:28:44: Sage McKaw: ^
 * 23:28:47: The Supreme Argonian: Agreed
 * 23:28:48: Sage McKaw: ^^*
 * 23:28:54: Sage McKaw: welp
 * 23:28:56: Sage McKaw: respec wamen
 * 23:29:00: The Crusader of Truth: You give Ireland a bad name
 * 23:29:07: Sage McKaw: lmfao
 * 23:29:10: The Crusader of Truth: oh wait
 * 23:29:15: The Supreme Argonian: The Irish give Ireland a bad name
 * 23:29:16: The Beartooth: Thats a nice Bon Jovi parody
 * 23:29:18: The Crusader of Truth: Forgot they blew up schools there (kappa)
 * 23:29:23: Sage McKaw: oh god
 * 23:29:32: Sage McKaw: ur sposed to be a mod crus
 * 23:29:35: Sage McKaw: respec
 * 23:29:36: Sage McKaw: lmao
 * 23:29:36: The Supreme Argonian: Wtf
 * 23:29:38: Testydragon: Wtf?
 * 23:29:46: The Supreme Argonian: Nah, they just blow up our shopping centres
 * 23:29:49: The Beartooth: Crus, we blow up the schools of the British not our own
 * 23:29:59: The Crusader of Truth: In America we only purge our schools
 * 23:30:03: Sage McKaw: ^
 * 23:30:09: The Supreme Argonian: ^^^Savages
 * 23:30:09: The Crusader of Truth: In the United Kingdom, they purge everything
 * 23:30:14: The Beartooth: In Germany they gas their schools
 * 23:30:16: Testydragon: But... you’re still blowing up schools, and killing children.
 * 23:30:17: The Supreme Argonian: Do we?
 * 23:30:25: Sage McKaw: this chat is fuckdd
 * 23:30:33: The Supreme Argonian: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
 * 23:30:33: Testydragon: It really is
 * 23:30:35: The Supreme Argonian: Hehehe
 * 23:30:40: The Crusader of Truth: Y'all are getting so triggered lmao
 * 23:30:50: The Beartooth: @Testy, we dont. The IRA are socialists, which are left wing. I am not a supportet
 * 23:30:52: Sage McKaw: lol
 * 23:30:54: The Beartooth: Supporter
 * 23:31:10: The Supreme Argonian: Well terrorism is big here
 * 23:31:15: The Supreme Argonian: You don't joke about it
 * 23:31:22: The Supreme Argonian: Especially not with kids
 * 23:31:23: Sage McKaw: good joke
 * 23:31:23: The Beartooth: You are a terrorist dumbass
 * 23:31:33: The Beartooth: @supreme
 * 23:31:36: Testydragon: Whaaa....?
 * 23:31:43: The Crusader of Truth: http://prntscr.com/hxe84m
 * 23:31:44: The Crusader of Truth: Oh
 * 23:31:44: The Supreme Argonian: After Manchester you don't joke about kids being killed
 * 23:31:58: The Supreme Argonian: Gods, I still remember that day
 * 23:32:14: The Supreme Argonian: They arrested a suspect at my local supermarket
 * 23:32:21: Sage McKaw: in the usa we joke bout terrorism more often than we joke about logan paul finding a dead guy
 * 23:32:31: The Crusader of Truth: We joke about everything
 * 23:32:35: Sage McKaw: ^
 * 23:32:36: The Supreme Argonian: And then COBRA had to go and make it Critical
 * 23:32:37: The Crusader of Truth: Because we are a joke
 * 23:32:42: Sage McKaw: ^
 * 23:32:43: The Beartooth: Ha, I dont remember that, but in Ireland we take the piss outta the IRA and joining them (laighing)
 * 23:32:45: Sage McKaw: lmao
 * 23:32:54: Testydragon: I wasn’t around for 9/11, but I’m living in a post 9/11 world... and it’s messed up
 * 23:33:02: Sage McKaw: tf
 * 23:33:08: Sage McKaw: how old r u?
 * 23:33:13: Testydragon: 2
 * 23:33:15: The Beartooth: I am 14
 * 23:33:17: The Supreme Argonian: Ooh😏
 * 23:33:20: Sage McKaw: I see
 * 23:33:20: The Beartooth: 69 really
 * 23:33:24: Sage McKaw: I seeeee
 * 23:33:31: Testydragon: JK, I’m 14
 * 23:33:38: The Supreme Argonian: Why is everyone 14
 * 23:33:43: The Beartooth: Because youre 14
 * 23:33:46: The Beartooth: 23
 * 23:33:47: The Beartooth: 13
 * 23:33:48: Sage McKaw: stfu supreme
 * 23:33:51: The Supreme Argonian: I'm 12
 * 23:33:56: Sage McKaw: ur prob lik 11
 * 23:34:00: The Supreme Argonian: But obviously 13 tomorrow
 * 23:34:02: Sage McKaw: o l
 * 23:34:05: Sage McKaw: fuck
 * 23:34:09: Sage McKaw: my keyboard is aids
 * 23:34:11: Testydragon: The age limit on wikia is 13
 * 23:34:18: Sage McKaw: Lmao wrong
 * 23:34:19: The Supreme Argonian: I'll give ya AIDS
 * 23:34:23: The Beartooth: Get off the wiki Supreme Ill report you to atv
 * 23:34:25: Sage McKaw: age minimun
 * 23:34:29: Sage McKaw: minimum*
 * 23:34:30: The Supreme Argonian: Oops
 * 23:34:43: Sage McKaw: so i mean
 * 23:34:47: Sage McKaw: no offense but like
 * 23:34:50: The Crusader of Truth: Not like the mod is literally watching the conversation
 * 23:34:53: The Beartooth: Lol. Are you actually 12?
 * 23:35:02: The Supreme Argonian: Atv secretly have me Bureaucrat rights so I'm sorted
 * 23:35:06: Sage McKaw: why is a 12 year old making a lgbt webstie?
 * 23:35:18: The Beartooth: Because hes a liberal and dont know shit
 * 23:35:21: The Crusader of Truth: Argonian you dont have crat rights lmao
 * 23:35:25: Testydragon: I typed that horribly wrong. I meant to say age minimum, like Sage corrected
 * 23:35:26: RenzXVI: because 12 year olds think LGBT is cool.
 * 23:35:26: The Supreme Argonian: Shh
 * 23:35:29: Sage McKaw: lmfao
 * 23:35:30: The Supreme Argonian: Atv was drunk
 * 23:35:34: The Supreme Argonian: Lol
 * 23:35:46: The Supreme Argonian: It's all very hush-hush
 * 23:35:49: The Beartooth: And you fucked him more than likely
 * 23:35:56: The Supreme Argonian: ...
 * 23:36:13: Sage McKaw: i see it now
 * 23:36:19: The Supreme Argonian: 12 yos don't think LGBT is cool
 * 23:36:21: Sage McKaw: thats how he hasnt been banndd
 * 23:36:27: Sage McKaw: He sucks the mods dicks
 * 23:36:34: The Supreme Argonian: Last 12yo I met said my life is creepy for being gay
 * 23:36:39: Sage McKaw: sorry u had to go through that crus
 * 23:36:39: The Beartooth: ^^lmao
 * 23:36:43: The Beartooth: ^^^^
 * 23:36:44: The Supreme Argonian: Little Russian bugger
 * 23:36:45: Sage McKaw: lol
 * 23:37:03: The Beartooth: Who is Russian?
 * 23:37:08: The Supreme Argonian: Yeet I is 11
 * 23:37:18: Sage McKaw: fucking hell
 * 23:37:20: Sage McKaw: dont say yeet
 * 23:37:29: The Supreme Argonian: But I sexually identity as a 14-year-old
 * 23:37:33: The Supreme Argonian: So I can be here
 * 23:37:38: The Supreme Argonian: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeet
 * 23:37:40: Sage McKaw: u is the autism
 * 23:37:45: The Supreme Argonian: Oh ni
 * 23:37:46: The Crusader of Truth: No long yeets
 * 23:37:46: The Supreme Argonian: O
 * 23:37:50: The Beartooth: Somebody take screenshot
 * 23:37:58: The Supreme Argonian: Lnai
 * 23:37:59: The Supreme Argonian: Lmao*
 * 23:38:02: Sage McKaw: no yeets at all*
 * 23:38:08: The Supreme Argonian: Y
 * 23:38:09: The Supreme Argonian: E
 * 23:38:09: The Supreme Argonian: E
 * 23:38:13: The Supreme Argonian: T
 * The Crusader of Truth kicked The Supreme Argonian
 * 23:38:19: Sage McKaw: Reported for spam
 * 23:38:20: The Beartooth: Hehe
 * 23:38:21: The Crusader of Truth: yeet
 * 23:38:27: The Beartooth: Lmai
 * 23:38:30: The Supreme Argonian: Ouch
 * 23:38:32: The Crusader of Truth: I warned you
 * 23:38:36: Sage McKaw: lmfaoooo crus
 * 23:38:37: RenzXVI: Don't talk about your yeast infection.
 * 23:38:39: The Crusader of Truth: Next time listen
 * 23:38:52: The Supreme Argonian: You said no long yeets
 * 23:38:52: The Supreme Argonian: It wasn't a long yeet
 * 23:39:01: The Crusader of Truth: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Elder_Scrolls_Wiki:Chat#Grounds_for_blocking
 * 23:39:06: The Crusader of Truth: Spam maybe
 * 23:39:10: Sage McKaw: dont test him supreme
 * 23:39:11: The Supreme Argonian: Hmm
 * 23:39:16: The Supreme Argonian: I don't intend to
 * 23:39:17: The Beartooth: Crus kicks Supreme for saying Yeet. Crus says Yeet.
 * 23:39:23: Sage McKaw: Lmao
 * 23:39:24: The Beartooth: Logic
 * 23:39:29: The Supreme Argonian: Mods are scary
 * 23:39:32: The Crusader of Truth: Would be nice if you didn't make me explain why I kicked you
 * 23:39:38: Sage McKaw: *banned*
 * 23:39:40: The Supreme Argonian: Huh?
 * 23:40:02: The Supreme Argonian: If you don't explain then it could potentially be abuse if power
 * 23:40:14: Sage McKaw: hes saying u should know why u got kicked^
 * 23:40:26: The Beartooth: Youre an abuse to existence, supreme
 * 23:40:28: The Supreme Argonian: I wasn't sure if it would count as spam
 * 23:40:30: Sage McKaw: how the fuck is that abuse of power?
 * 23:40:32: The Supreme Argonian: But it does
 * 23:40:33: The Supreme Argonian: Sorry
 * 23:40:37: The Supreme Argonian: I didn't say it was
 * 23:40:37: The Crusader of Truth: >tells user not to "do long yeet"
 * 23:40:48: The Crusader of Truth: >not explaining why I kicked could be power abuse
 * 23:40:50: The Crusader of Truth: oh okay
 * 23:40:54: The Beartooth: Lmao
 * 23:40:59: The Supreme Argonian: 👍
 * 23:41:15: The Supreme Argonian: Oh well I have to be nice to you
 * 23:41:29: Sage McKaw: u have to be nice to everyone
 * 23:41:29: The Supreme Argonian: You tried to help me pirate Morrowind
 * 23:41:35: The Crusader of Truth: lmao you dont have to be nice to me
 * 23:41:39: The Crusader of Truth: You just have to follow the rules
 * 23:41:43: Sage McKaw: yeah
 * 23:41:44: The Beartooth: Bitch!
 * 23:41:48: The Beartooth: Oof
 * 23:41:49: Sage McKaw: Cuuunt
 * 23:41:53: The Supreme Argonian: Oof
 * 23:41:57: Sage McKaw: lol
 * 23:41:58: The Crusader of Truth: If you told me to kill myself I wouldnt ban you. If you broke the rules I would lmao
 * 23:42:04: Sage McKaw: crus
 * 23:42:05: The Beartooth: Logic
 * 23:42:06: Sage McKaw: kys
 * 23:42:06: The Supreme Argonian: Huh
 * 23:42:08: The Crusader of Truth: Sage
 * 23:42:08: Sage McKaw: lmao
 * 23:42:10: The Crusader of Truth: fite me
 * 23:42:13: The Supreme Argonian: Get em! Ban em!
 * 23:42:13: Sage McKaw: lol
 * 23:42:16: The Crusader of Truth: rite here
 * 23:42:18: The Crusader of Truth: rite now
 * 23:42:21: The Crusader of Truth: fite me
 * 23:42:23: Sage McKaw: im ready
 * 23:42:30: The Beartooth: Crus, I pity the fool (ba)
 * 23:42:34: Sage McKaw: lmao
 * 23:42:36: The Supreme Argonian: What's the point in kicking if the user can come straight back?
 * 23:42:36: The Crusader of Truth: /me pulls up
 * 23:42:43: The Crusader of Truth: Kick before ban
 * 23:42:46: The Supreme Argonian: Literally all I did was reload the page lol
 * 23:42:48: The Beartooth: Because its funny
 * 23:42:57: The Crusader of Truth: Besides, bots break
 * 23:43:04: The Beartooth: He said yeet when he kicked you
 * 23:43:10: The Crusader of Truth: KINMUNE once did a youtube link for 30 minutes straight
 * 23:43:13: Sage McKaw: lol
 * 23:43:20: Testydragon: I want to date a girl who doesn’t give a sh*t about life and I give way too many sh*ts about life. Logic.
 * 23:43:21: The Crusader of Truth: /but was it a long yeet/
 * 23:43:22: The Supreme Argonian: What if I report you because I belive your action were homophobically motivated?
 * 23:43:29: The Crusader of Truth: Then report me
 * 23:43:35: Sage McKaw: holy fuck
 * 23:43:38: The Supreme Argonian: Feisty
 * 23:43:38: Sage McKaw: just leave argonian
 * 23:43:40: Sage McKaw: lmao
 * 23:43:42: The Beartooth: @testy, ask her out
 * 23:43:46: The Crusader of Truth: The chat logs are literally two clicks away lmao
 * 23:43:51: The Supreme Argonian: I don't actually care lol
 * 23:44:05: The Beartooth: Yeah you could be banned for under age
 * 23:44:07: Sage McKaw: u dont care if ur banned for life?
 * 23:44:18: The Crusader of Truth: uh
 * 23:44:23: The Crusader of Truth: You wouldnt get banned for life
 * 23:44:27: The Supreme Argonian: As in I'm not pissed that I was kicked
 * 23:44:27: The Crusader of Truth: You'd get banned until you were 13
 * 23:44:41: The Beartooth: Until he grew his pubes
 * 23:44:46: The Crusader of Truth: oh you mean for spam
 * 23:44:52: The Crusader of Truth: Yeah for life eventually
 * 23:44:59: The Supreme Argonian: Mmmm pubes
 * 23:44:59: The Crusader of Truth: Unless we find a way to live a thousand years
 * 23:45:01: Testydragon: I don’t know how to ask a girl out and I’m not sure how to because I overthink every interaction we have just like how I overthink everything AAAAHHHH
 * 23:45:05: The Crusader of Truth: (stop)
 * 23:45:14: The Supreme Argonian: Wassat
 * 23:45:15: The Crusader of Truth: They don't love you anyway
 * 23:45:19: The Crusader of Truth: It'll all be okay
 * 23:45:23: Testydragon: (Sad face)
 * 23:45:25: The Supreme Argonian: Oh Gods you're cruel
 * 23:45:25: The Beartooth: @testy, the strip club, mate, the strip club
 * 23:45:32: The Supreme Argonian: Ask a guy out instead
 * 23:45:39: The Supreme Argonian: Then God will spare you
 * 23:45:41: The Beartooth: No. Fuck off homo
 * 23:45:47: Sage McKaw: listen, testy
 * 23:45:48: Testydragon: I’m not looking for pedophiles, Beartooth
 * 23:45:57: The Supreme Argonian: "God hates heteros" - Eastboro Baptist Church
 * 23:45:59: The Supreme Argonian: Lmao
 * 23:46:02: Sage McKaw: this isnt a place for dating help
 * 23:46:09: The Crusader of Truth: I read that as "God will spread you out"
 * 23:46:13: Testydragon: Yes, Sage?
 * 23:46:23: The Beartooth: Ask her when shes alone
 * 23:46:23: The Supreme Argonian: Mmmm Sage
 * 23:46:24: Sage McKaw: i already said it testy
 * 23:46:26: The Supreme Argonian: Wait what
 * 23:46:38: Sage McKaw: this isnt a place for advice on dating lol
 * 23:46:41: The Crusader of Truth: 5 minutes into netflix and chill and god starts to /spread you out/?
 * 23:46:42: The Crusader of Truth: No
 * 23:46:49: Testydragon: Oh, sorry, Sage
 * 23:46:58: The Supreme Argonian: Sage the moderator
 * 23:47:06: The Crusader of Truth: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Elder_Scrolls_Wiki:Chat#Disruptive_behavior
 * 23:47:07: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 23:47:08: The Supreme Argonian: Oh shit
 * 23:47:10: The Beartooth: O/
 * 23:47:17: Atvelonis: hi
 * 23:47:21: Sage McKaw: hey o/
 * 23:47:22: The Beartooth: Atv Supreme has admitted he is 12
 * 23:47:24: The Crusader of Truth: Atv a user told me they were going to file a report on me (kappa)
 * 23:47:26: Sage McKaw: lmao
 * 23:47:30: Sage McKaw: Here we go
 * 23:47:31: Testydragon: Hey Atvelonis
 * 23:47:36: Atvelonis: 1) What?
 * 23:47:39: Atvelonis: 2) Good
 * 23:47:41: Atvelonis: 3) Hey
 * 23:47:42: The Supreme Argonian: Atv they found out about the secret Bureaucrat rights you gave me 😲!
 * 23:47:59: Sage McKaw: *banned*
 * 23:48:04: The Beartooth: And that he is actually 12 yrs old
 * 23:48:05: The Supreme Argonian: When you were drunk 😂
 * 23:48:09: The Supreme Argonian: 11
 * 23:48:14: The Supreme Argonian: But I sexually identity as 14
 * 23:48:17: The Beartooth: Whatever
 * 23:48:21: The Supreme Argonian: So it's all good
 * 23:48:21: The Beartooth: Youre underage
 * 23:48:29: Atvelonis: @Crus: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk%3AThe_Crusader_of_Truth#Re:_Creating_an_Account
 * 23:48:32: Atvelonis: wut
 * 23:48:48: The Crusader of Truth: Jimmy Wales is with me
 * 23:48:49: The Supreme Argonian: Are you denying me freedom of identity?!
 * 23:48:54: The Beartooth: Yeah
 * 23:48:57: The Beartooth: Yeah I am
 * 23:49:02: Sage McKaw: brb my wifi is shit gonna fix it
 * 23:49:03: The Supreme Argonian: If I say I'm 14, I'm 14!
 * 23:49:11: The Crusader of Truth: @Atv Krotomo was that one anon that I asked to make an account then he logs into one from like '14
 * 23:49:15: The Supreme Argonian: *Stroppy LGBT rant*
 * 23:49:20: The Beartooth: So if you say youre 12 youre 12
 * 23:49:22: The Crusader of Truth: He popped in the moot yesterday remember
 * 23:49:26: Atvelonis: Oh yeah
 * 23:49:30: The Crusader of Truth: I'm literally 8
 * 23:49:32: The Crusader of Truth: Ban me
 * 23:49:33: Atvelonis: Those two messages are hilarious
 * 23:49:44: The Crusader of Truth: Ikr I love those messages
 * 23:49:46: Atvelonis: "Hello Mr. Crusader, Thank you for your extremely helpful message. I will consider registering an account to further contribute to The Elder Scrolls Wiki in the most efficient way possible. I would be delighted to work with you on this encyclopedic endeavor. May your edits fill you with a sense of pride and accomplishment, and may the villainous vandals be vanquished."
 * 23:49:48: The Supreme Argonian: Yes ban Crusader
 * 23:49:52: Atvelonis: "With your guidance, I have been successful in retroactively creating an account on The Elder Scrolls Wiki. I am sure that this action will assist me greatly in my efforts to transform the articles of The Elder Scrolls Wiki into informative masterpieces superior in quality to mankind's greatest works of literature. I look forward to participating in this collaborative environment in the years to come. May your edits be accurate to the lore and the style guidelines, and may Jimbo Wales be with you."
 * 23:49:52: The Supreme Argonian: Revengeeee
 * 23:50:06: The Beartooth: Ban Supreme. Revenge.
 * 23:50:06: The Supreme Argonian: Wtaf
 * 23:50:10: Atvelonis: Grade A memer right there
 * 23:50:17: The Beartooth: Lol
 * 23:50:17: The Crusader of Truth: /May Jimmy Wales be with you/
 * 23:50:25: The Crusader of Truth: Somehow the most blessing statement I've ever been told
 * 23:50:35: The Supreme Argonian: Oh my fucking Gid
 * 23:50:36: The Supreme Argonian: O
 * 23:50:41: Sage McKaw: back
 * 23:50:42: Testydragon: Who’s Jimmy Wales?
 * 23:50:47: The Supreme Argonian: What tf was that message
 * 23:50:47: The Supreme Argonian: Oh
 * 23:50:49: Atvelonis: Guy who made Wikipedia and Wikia
 * 23:50:55: Testydragon: Really?
 * 23:50:55: Sage McKaw: oh dam
 * 23:50:58: The Beartooth: Noice
 * 23:51:01: Sage McKaw: lol
 * 23:51:06: Atvelonis: Yes he made both websites
 * 23:51:10: Sage McKaw: atv how old are u?
 * 23:51:13: Sage McKaw: ive always wondered
 * 23:51:15: The Supreme Argonian: Ooh
 * 23:51:15: Atvelonis: 71
 * 23:51:20: Atvelonis: I live in a gated community in Ohio
 * 23:51:21: Sage McKaw: o noice noice
 * 23:51:26: The Supreme Argonian: I'd say 30ish
 * 23:51:32: The Beartooth: 10
 * 23:51:33: Kora Stormblade: yea he;s just a year older than me, Ill catch up to you and be 71 at the same time, some day
 * 23:51:39: Sage McKaw: Lol
 * 23:51:49: The Supreme Argonian: Atv if I sexually identify as 14 I can stay can't I
 * 23:51:51: KINMUNE: Hello there, EliteRanger51!
 * 23:51:51: The Crusader of Truth: I live in the sewers beneath Los Angelou
 * 23:51:53: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 23:51:56: The Beartooth: O/
 * 23:52:03: Testydragon: I’m imagining Atvelonis to be the most mature 25 year old in the world.
 * 23:52:05: Atvelonis: The only age requirement we have for anything on this wiki is 13
 * 23:52:07: Sage McKaw: lol
 * 23:52:13: The Crusader of Truth: but im 8
 * 23:52:13: The Supreme Argonian: But I am 14!
 * 23:52:16: The Crusader of Truth: and you let me stay here
 * 23:52:19: The Beartooth: Youre 12
 * 23:52:26: The Supreme Argonian: Don't deny me my identity
 * 23:52:30: Sage McKaw: oml
 * 23:52:31: Testydragon: I’m confused
 * 23:52:40: Sage McKaw: supreme
 * 23:52:42: The Beartooth: You said youre 12 suprem
 * 23:52:43: The Supreme Argonian: Me too
 * 23:52:44: The Crusader of Truth: I sexually identify as the off spring of Hitler and Ben Swolo
 * 23:52:45: Sage McKaw: y would u tell us ur 12
 * 23:52:50: The Supreme Argonian: I occasionally rant about it on KiK
 * 23:53:03: The Beartooth: No one gives a shit
 * 23:53:05: The Supreme Argonian: Because I don't want you knowing I'm 11
 * 23:53:14: Sage McKaw: oml
 * 23:53:21: The Crusader of Truth: You know y'all should let me in on this TES kik (kappa)
 * 23:53:28: The Supreme Argonian: We will
 * 23:53:31: The Crusader of Truth: oshit
 * 23:53:31: The Supreme Argonian: The first one died
 * 23:53:36: The Crusader of Truth: i have
 * 23:53:39: The Supreme Argonian: I now run the second one with an iron fist
 * 23:53:40: The Crusader of Truth: 30? ben swolo memes
 * 23:53:43: The Crusader of Truth: I shall raid
 * 23:53:47: Testydragon: First you’re twelve, then you’re fourteen, now you’re eleven?! What are you, Supreme?!
 * 23:53:49: The Crusader of Truth: jk
 * 23:53:50: The Beartooth: *Crus destroys Kik for ultimate power*
 * 23:53:56: The Crusader of Truth: Bitch
 * 23:53:58: The Supreme Argonian: I am gay
 * 23:54:00: Sage McKaw: my wifi is shit
 * 23:54:00: The Crusader of Truth: /I am ultimate power/
 * 23:54:07: Sage McKaw: I keep getting kicked
 * 23:54:14: The Beartooth: Darth Crus
 * 23:54:15: The Supreme Argonian: Crus do you actually want to join
 * 23:54:18: The Beartooth: Shocksader
 * 23:54:20: The Crusader of Truth: Sure why tf not
 * 23:54:24: Sage McKaw: hold on
 * 23:54:26: Sage McKaw: ur 11?
 * 23:54:27: The Crusader of Truth: Yes I am Shocksader
 * 23:54:27: The Supreme Argonian: What's your username
 * 23:54:32: Sage McKaw: Oml
 * 23:54:32: The Crusader of Truth: one sec
 * 23:54:36: The Supreme Argonian: Shocksader!
 * 23:54:37: Sage McKaw: hes recruiting
 * 23:54:39: The Supreme Argonian: Oof
 * 23:54:41: The Supreme Argonian: Yes
 * 23:54:43: Sage McKaw: his building his army
 * 23:54:46: Sage McKaw: dont give in crus
 * 23:54:47: The Supreme Argonian: For my LGBT Wiki 😂
 * 23:54:51: Sage McKaw: yes
 * 23:54:52: The Beartooth: Ew
 * 23:54:59: The Crusader of Truth: gotta get rid of my rl pic
 * 23:55:05: The Crusader of Truth: cant let yall see how swole I am
 * 23:55:07: The Supreme Argonian: Ew yourself
 * 23:55:14: Sage McKaw: ^^^homopobe
 * 23:55:19: Kora Stormblade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3-Y31ONZuI&ab_channel=nathanfielder
 * 23:55:22: KINMUNE: Thin Watermelon
 * 23:55:23: The Beartooth: Yup
 * 23:55:25: The Crusader of Truth: Stop being a heterophobe
 * 23:55:27: Sage McKaw: lol
 * 23:55:33: The Beartooth: Get rekt
 * 23:55:38: The Supreme Argonian: Heteros are evil and impure
 * 23:55:39: Sage McKaw: wrecked*
 * 23:55:45: The Beartooth: Rekt is cooler
 * 23:55:49: Sage McKaw: hahaha
 * 23:55:58: Sage McKaw: evil and impure
 * 23:55:59: The Supreme Argonian: Kool kidz
 * 23:56:00: The Beartooth: Supreme, youre evil and imoure
 * 23:56:02: Sage McKaw: Lmaoooo
 * 23:56:04: The Beartooth: Impure
 * 23:56:10: Testydragon: Who’s being phobic, Supreme, Beartooth, or both?
 * 23:56:11: The Supreme Argonian: Oof
 * 23:56:16: The Beartooth: Both
 * 23:56:19: Sage McKaw: Well
 * 23:56:25: Sage McKaw: i think im done here lol
 * 23:56:29: The Beartooth: I eating chicken
 * 23:56:29: Sage McKaw: imma go watch a movie
 * 23:56:34: The Supreme Argonian: Beartooth is always -phobic
 * 23:56:36: Testydragon: Goof idea, Sage
 * 23:56:37: Sage McKaw: you kids have fun now
 * 23:56:42: Sage McKaw: Ye
 * 23:56:43: Testydragon: *Good
 * 23:56:48: The Beartooth: TV gives you cancer
 * 23:56:48: The Supreme Argonian: Odi had to make him remove a load of hate from his hip kmao
 * 23:56:50: The Crusader of Truth: I remember being in an old Kik with IBM
 * 23:56:52: The Supreme Argonian: Bio*
 * 23:56:54: The Crusader of Truth: Good lord that was horribke
 * 23:56:58: Atvelonis: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Elder_Scrolls_Wiki:Chat#Grounds_for_blocking
 * 23:57:03: Atvelonis: @Kora: nice video
 * 23:57:10: Sage McKaw: ^
 * 23:57:13: Sage McKaw: supremem
 * 23:57:16: Sage McKaw: thats fur u
 * 23:57:18: Kora Stormblade: Thank u :)
 * 23:57:18: The Crusader of Truth: Ew holy fuck that place is still alive??
 * 23:57:22: The Supreme Argonian: Was it offensive
 * 23:57:26: Testydragon: Zode, don’t ask
 * 23:57:27: The Supreme Argonian: Oops
 * 23:57:29: Sage McKaw: yes lmao
 * 23:57:32: Sage McKaw: evil and impure
 * 23:57:38: Zoder: But I want to ask-
 * 23:57:41: Sage McKaw: i believe is what u stated
 * 23:57:42: Testydragon: Don’t
 * 23:57:46: Sage McKaw: Anyway
 * 23:57:48: Sage McKaw: imma leave now
 * 23:57:52: The Beartooth: Bye
 * 23:57:53: Sage McKaw: bye guys
 * 23:57:57: Testydragon: Bye Sage
 * 23:57:58: The Supreme Argonian: Wait wtf
 * 23:58:04: The Beartooth: TV gives you cancer rember
 * 23:58:10: The Supreme Argonian: I literally got called a faggot a while ago
 * 23:58:16: The Crusader of Truth: @Argonian Kik is TheCrusaderOfTruth
 * 23:58:22: The Supreme Argonian: And I was told to stop being an "insensitive twat"
 * 23:58:25: The Beartooth: Shit I gotta run
 * 23:58:27: The Supreme Argonian: Corruption
 * 23:58:40: The Crusader of Truth: Fairly sure Bear is joking
 * 23:58:42: The Beartooth: You insult heteros on a daily basis
 * 23:58:47: The Crusader of Truth: In his own asshole way
 * 23:58:47: The Supreme Argonian: So an i
 * 23:58:57: The Supreme Argonian: And yet here I am being told I could be blocked
 * 23:59:02: The Beartooth: Yes. I insult from my asshole.
 * 23:59:08: The Supreme Argonian: And no, he's actually -phobic
 * 23:59:16: Zoder: Test, please let me ask.
 * 23:59:21: The Beartooth: Not really
 * 23:59:23: The Supreme Argonian: He had it in his bio
 * 23:59:26: Atvelonis: It's equally impolite, regardless if you were also insulted
 * 23:59:27: The Crusader of Truth: @Argonian did you ever add me to that chat lmao
 * 23:59:37: The Beartooth: Dumac is gay but he is nice
 * 23:59:43: The Supreme Argonian: I'm, but he wasn't threatened
 * 23:59:45: The Supreme Argonian: I was
 * 23:59:56: The Crusader of Truth: I can hardly figure out how to use kik so im lost rite now
 * 23:59:58: The Supreme Argonian: When he did it I'm being an insensitive twat