Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-6069202-20140115020810/@comment-29461586-20140125112124

Granted, but shepard just does a sausage fest, Chief becomes a d*ck, and Dovahkiin causes the Animus to crash for spamming Unrelenting force with his 99 copies at the same time.

I wish the Animus of the Assassin's Creed series were real.