Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24640703-20141011165306/@comment-24640703-20141023014536

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(We've reached about 100 posts. Good time to move on. Lol some interesting parts. Liked the Chim/Swagriel gif too. Please do admire our collective work so far.)

(A few notes: Please review rule 2 again. There were a fair number of typos and sentence structures that needed some fixing. Not many, though. Also review rule 6 . This is intended (for the most part, at least) to take place around TES universe. So easy with too many "yo mama"s and "mah boi"s, unless you already thought of a way to make it so.)

"I like big nostrils and I cannot lie," said Vaermina, while sneezing milkshake through her badonkadonk. Which is Hara-Kiri to Faendal, known smell fetishist.

Once, her big booty said "I have a small booty hidden in my pink knickers with three sweetrolls that are burnt off my beautiful booty!" The booty was annoyed by the smelly chickens who attacked her smexy ass with little force and their crazy mouse minions of Hermaeus Mora and Miraak as they copulated in the brothels of Sanguine, where Aela works.

The Daedra are flying in purple underwear of unlimited power in the dark depths of Sheogarath's left nostril hairs. The hairs within Sheo's dwarf called Haskiill strangled Molag Bal and ate dinner with Dagon and Hermaeus, who played snap.

Alduin tried to jump off cliffs near Nazeem's secret potato safe locker and he farted, a small turd of smelly death. The turd became a sentient dish with food on Alduin's smelly plate.

Jhengsta the Khajit gengsta tried to eat mah boi tonight but old chap Sheogorath liked him so he ate Jhengsta. Big Booty Bitches in Mastodon's realm decided to fart on Joel Madden so Madden decided to ring Braith and tell her that the slut loves big hairy giants in the belly button.

"Mannimarco the gerbil had Yo mama in the trunk", said Vaermina to an angry Ancano while eating a spontaneously combustible piece of Sheogorath's cheese flavoured Muatra skin from Yo mama, who she discombobulated.

Morono is a Humble Daedric Merchant from Colovia and he works as a skooma dancer for the great house Redoran, and is the best Miraak impersonator in all of Swagriel.

Dont-drop-the-soap likes Nazeems... sweetrolls. What a mess Dont-drop-the-soap made with Potato Salad from space!

Suddenly, four little Pingases from 4chan played hopscotch and monopoly while they summoned the almighty MISTERSHLONGALONGA!!! (_____ <<<<< - End! Please don't add to story from this point. Will post link to following thread shortly! - >>>>> _____)