Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-11344160-20130726185213/@comment-174.103.192.88-20130818122406

Man of steak wrote:

the beutiful shades of grey of the Dunmer 50 Shades of grey?I will never read that book................... I'm FEMALE and I'll never read it! Yech.. who wants to think about some gross old man with saggy old ...orchids (medical term) getting nasty with a much younger woman. It's so TRITE! The only people who love that book are women mired in loveless relationships with older men they married for their status and money who want to have a richer fantasy life, because that's the ONLY love life they have without the benefit of a little blue pill and a lot of faking.

And the greys in Skyrim are anything but attractive. I feel for their plight and have befriended many (I'm no racist in the game or out) but attractive? Hardly. I do find Redguard men to be the most handsome in the game.

For some reason the creators made most of the other males old, bald, or just plain horrible looking except the escaped bandits you must kill on Companions quests. Most of the bandits look very much alike (one of the creators definitely had an "issue" with a long haired, lightly bearded and devastatingly handsome man because he's the ONE truly hot guy in the game but--of course--HE's not available as an NPC only to murder--repeatedly).

Thanks, guys. Maybe put a female on the team next go round? Consider her eye candy if you must. Just DO IT! (Yes I know Bethesda's "done with Skyrim" but not with games in general).

It's BAD when Vorstag, a loser sell sword who LIVES at an inn, and twin Companion werewolves with no people skills are the most desirable men in the game, simply because they have hair, no cataracts or major disfigurements and are under fifty years old--though Vorstag, with that jutting frown is pushing it, plus he reminds me of Arnold what's his name from the old Terminator flix. NOT female friendly, guys. Not at all.

Now the "lost race" --to prevent using a spoiler term. Definitely true beauty there. I would love to see their return.