Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-98.143.224.223-20150510014759/@comment-26357188-20150513045754

The single best build in Skyrim to ever exist:

1.You wear no attire whatsoever

2. You can only put skill points into the heavy armor,, and conjuration

3. No sneaking

4. The only spell you can use is lesser ward

5. You cannot loot anything except for plates and spoons

6. You must always be over-encumbered and crouching (you can uncrouch when talking to people)

7. The only way you can get gold is by chopping wood

8. Your home is Bleakcoast Cave

9. You are either an orc or a breton

10. You must fight with an iron dagger the whole game, which can be improved but not enchanted

11. You must always have the difficulty setting on Legendary

12. You can only talk to Argonians

13. You must kill every single Dunmer you see

14. You can only fast travel to forsworn-occupied areas

15. You must quote Monty Python at least 3 times every in-game day

16. Every time you level up, you must learn 5 facts about Cambodia, and also watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6ujbbinHrM

I dare someone to play this build to at least level 40. If you do, then you are the master of Skyrim, and I will refer to you as Master (your name here).