User blog:Madman97/You know what really grinds my Wabbajack's? Season 2 Finale.

KVATCHIES, AND DRAGONBORNS, NEVARINES AND THOSE PEOPLE FROM DAGGERFALL AND ARENA, WELCOME TO.........The Season Finale of Season 2. Joining me today is my good friend Dave, how are you today?

Dave: I am doing very fine this morning Madman97 and we are looking at cloudy day today from outside the window but it looks like no rain will befall us while doing this blog, especially since we are inside, and anybody who is anybody is tuning in to the one of the most anticipated events this The Elder Scrolls Community has ever seen. Hang onto your pants befre Sanguine takes him, because this! IS! THE! SEASON! FINALE!!!

Madman97: Excellent intro there Dave.

Dave: Thanks, I wrote it myself.

Madman97: Ooh nice. Now before we get to the main event, many of you were promised the answers to the Game of Madness. We are bringing in our friend Mike to give you what you want. Mike! Reveal The ANSWERS!!!

The Madness of Games, with Mike
Mike: Hello everybody I am Mike, come to give you the answers to the most sought after mysteries in the known Universe. Without Further ado, let's jump into it. RIDDLE ONE!

"There is no place to hide in a world of insanity. Where do you hide?"

Aaaaand the answer is: In Sanity, of course. Hahahahah. A few people were able to get this one.

RIDDLE TWO

"There is a window you are going through leading to nothing. What is through the window?"

Aaaaand the answer is: YOU! Hehahah. How did so many people miss that? You are going through the window, and when you come out the other side, You will be there. Hahahah.

RIDDLE NUMBER F***ING THREE!!!

THis is it folks, the big one, the one that no one could get. Except one. When Dave created this riddle, Madman97 and myself didn't even know the answer. He said it would be revealed to us in time.

"Oh madness, madness, sweet as you fall,

              on the tongue, a poison, are you most of all.

             So if madness is great, but not all the same,

''             which way is better? It's driving me insane!?''

Me and Madman97 worked tirelessly for the answer, trying to crack it, but to no avail, until someone by the name of LukaslaR13 came along ad shocked us all, even Dave. How Madness works is that it's multiple choice. You can choose any answer to this riddle. So, technically everyone who answered it would be right, but all wrong at the same time. Crazy huh? But the thing with multiple choice tests, there is one true answer, and when Dave saw the answer, he said, that's it. From the words of LukaslayR13,

"somethin; that is for sure. If one hides in Sanity, where they are to be through a window that Nothing is the other side of, they are hiding in plain sight, as people naturally look out windows; and so you are Nothing if you are through the window, and are therefore hiding within Sanity.) Therefore, itself, that which is a poison to the self is most naturally an aid to another-

The answer is words." The Riddles gave hints to the third, the hardest one, so we don't blame you for not getting it. Heck, two thirds of the creators didn't know. Only Dave. He explained it like this. Dave, you have the floor.

Dave: Thanks Mike. If you hide In Sanity, you are sane enough to look through a window, not jump through it, especially if there is nothing on the other side. But in being sane, there is always someone else who is not, and will go through the window and be something in nothing, creating something new. Throughout history, people who said no to the mainstream belief and decided to do something people would have deemed insane at the time, and made it so. Two hundred years ago, people would have said you were cray if you thought you could fly. Look at us now. But through all of this, something must be done to rally the people to it, a thing that causes pain or gain. A thing that makes people go out and do something or harm someone. Words, the everlasting source of Crazyness. Words can be a gift or a nightmare, so which way is better? Itself.

Confusing yes, but were insane, we can do things like this. Thank you for everyone who participated!

Madman97: Thank you Dave for that third riddle that made no sense whatsoever and giving us a confusing answer, and let's dive right into the main event! Set your phasers on Rant, and let's do this.

You wanna know what grinds my Wabbajacks?

The Elder Scrolls.

Not the entirity of the games, the ACTUAL Elder Scrolls.

Dave: For a series that is named the Elder Scrolls, I really can't see what the real significance is. Yeah, you may use them once or twice, but are they really that significant other than the fact that they're just there?

Madman97: And it's a scapegoat so Bethesda doesn't have to explain there significance. Oh, the Elder Scrolls exist and don't exist, the Elder Scrolls are incomprehensible, the Elder Scrolls can't ever be explained, Elder Scrolls this, Elder Scrolls that, blah blah blah BULLS***! They serve so little purpose within the game and act as a framing plot point that just tells you a prophecy you could have figured out yourself.

Like Skyrim, ooh you gotta defeat Alduin, Dawnguard, Ooh you gotta beat Harkon, ect. I think the most fascinating thing you have done with an Elder Scroll is stealing one so one random guy, the Grey Fox, can break a curse in Oblivion and reading it and going blind for a few seconds in Skyrim. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?! I don't get it, and it annoys us so much that the entire series are named after an object you hardly use. That's like naming Harry Potter "Remembral and the Sorceror's Stone." Or Percy Jackson and that random camper you see in the background." It makes no goddang sense! Perhaps the only real time you have to use it in the main story is when you have to look through time and found out about the Dragonrend shout.

Dave: The Elder Scrolls are hardly referred to in game and even in the books you find around, and they don't even make an appearence until F***ing Oblvion! And in that game it was totally worthless to you. Only until Skyrim does the object actually hold some sort of significance in the story, however very little and after that trvael through Time part it becomes useless. We did a rant on useless items before, but the Elder Scrolls definitly takes the cake. It's just so annoying knowing that the title is barely even involved with actual game.

Madman97: I agree. It makes it seem like the whoe series is based upon a shifty place. I am sure there are a million things the Elder Scrolls Series could be called than the Elder Scrolls.

Dave: Like The Tamriel Chronicles.

Madman97: Or the Chronicles of Nirnia, (In depry voice)

Dave: Hahaha. You know, honestly, I think the Elder Scrolls are named the Elder Scrolls because it sounded catchy. Honestly, anything you name it is probably stupid. So I guess we have to deal with it. But for God's sakes Bethesda, actually make the Elder Scrolls relevant in the next game.

Madman97: That's really all I can say about the series people. Out of everything, from lag, p*** poor AI, and crappy recognitio, the thing that probably bothered me the most was this right here. So hopefully, Bethesda will set about improving that. And That about raps up Season 2, thank you everyone for the support, the community was a huge help to me this season and I will see you all in Season 3. Dave, thank you always for coming over, and Mike too, and yeah. Again, thank you audience, I look forward to doing more stuff with you guys in the future.Stay Ranty and have a nice day. See ya.