Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26459635-20180111002720/@comment-34158915-20180112145022

But the Lusty Argonian Maids all got aspirated by the Talos statue next to Jorrvaskr, while the Ugandan Knuckles got rid of Reeklings. This mysterious Talos statue really was getting in the mind of Nazeem and his freshly spoused Dragonborn, so he sided with the  Pro-Lifers and the Pro-Choicers to hire the college of Winterhold to investigate once and for all about it.