Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5675031-20130120025330/@comment-7079580-20130405110430

And then, casually, the  Dragonborn walked by the barracks, where a nurse was bending over a mortar and pestle. The dragonborn stared for a bit, then muttered to himself "oh snap" and slapped the nurse's arse. Shocked, the nurse turned around and exclaimed "watch it there brother" in a grizzly, manly voice. "ah, By the gods you're a man!" exclaimed the dragonborn.

"my duty is to play nurse so I can treat my people fairly. And I will do the same to you, heheheh." Replied the nurse.

"oh, and we don't take backtalk in this B*tch" Said the Dragonborn and with one punch sent the nurse flying into the wall....