Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29461586-20140224151625/@comment-24383960-20140320095530

He accidentally used a jump spell, and when he came back down, he drowned in blood, tears, and BEN catridges, which opened up a portal to BEN, the Daedric Prince of Evil, Defying, Drowning and Lonelyness's Realm of Oblivion.