Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16621739-20131117093245/@comment-29458028-20140625030310

Realm: Wastelands (a random CoD map that changes all the time)

Daedra: 10 year old boys who rage at their Xbox after getting quickscoped

Artifact: XM25 magic edition - a crossbow that looks like an XM25 grenade launcher, the bash button scopes in and holding down the trigger causes it to spit a never ending stream of fireballs that fly very fast, do 100 shock and 100 flame damage. Killing noobs with it causes them to rage quit (i.e. bandits killed with it rage quit Skyrim). It has infinite ammo and shoots 5 fireballs per second.

Less veiled >:D