Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-10207438-20130806022708/@comment-62.252.140.18-20150424022307

The first funny thing I wittnessed was as I stepped out of Lakeview mannor when a couple of elk just fell out of the sky and died.

Second was when I shot a hawk out of the sky in Solittude and it landed on an NPC's face and sort of got stuck for a few seconds. That one made me cry and my belly hurt from laughter.

Another good one is when an NPC charges down a steep flight of stairs procaiming their superiority, treads air for a few seconds and dies from the fall.

No one bests an Orc, but gravity will pwn them.

In my current game when ever I go into the Bee & Barb inn, a number of plates and various food items fly all over the room an fall to the floor in slightly slow motion. Put's me in mind of a food fight in a space staiton.

Not so much funny as annoying is trying protect a town or village from a dragon the moronic gaurds get in the way and get hit, then after I slay the thing, they attack or try to arrest me. Got so wound up one time I took on beast form and went into a savage rage for about an hour. Dragons? Bah meet FIDO. Calmed down and reloaded.

I also leaned never to fast travel straight into a hold, as eveyone spawns in and sometimes vampires attack. Once in markarth I accidently hit a courrier but yielded and payed the forty gold. Upon my return to the area, the courier apprached me and said  "I cannot best you." And the game completly froze.