Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-11276487-20130729162631/@comment-173.63.31.245-20141229180021

You all are thinking too small. Force your guards to make and army of dragons with dragon scale armor ridden by  werewolf giants with dragon bone armor. Have them throw vampire dragonborn armored battle trolls  with dragon bone armor that are always screaming "FUS RO DAH!" for ranged weapons. For melee use dragon bone hammers twice as long and wide as a giants hammer with flame atronachs chained to the top so enemies hit with it are set on fire. Finally, use them to take over all of the elder scrolls lands and squish all spiders. Especially the giant frostbite spiders. DAMM GIANT FROSTBITE SPIDERS! SO CREEPY!