Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-6069202-20130615185726/@comment-11296535-20130627064940

So Hero of Kvatch recited one of his favorite verses from the Holy Book of Talos. It was:

...And Saint A ttila raised the hand grenade  up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the l ambs and sloths  and carp  and a nchovies and o rangutangs and breakfast cereals , and fruit bats  and large chu... [ At this point, The Hero of Kvatch is urged by King of Skyrim to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.