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Dark Jeto wrote: Malacath catapulted Talos into Blackreach for thinking that smell was made by Malacath. He then wrecked Shrek and busted busty falmer busting their moves. Braith for president? Unfortunately the president’s dog had to die unneutered. The real Barenziah Book, volume number two, is BROKEN because Sheogorath got weird and died of herpes. Herpes kills and causes bad scents of butts of Imperials man said meow mofo bing Boop Bwagawagawagawagashlapuplapleplepouppepepepeppovar unpronounceable. The Blades sword of death penetrated  Malacath’s dog. Full moons cause strange desires between heterosexual sandwiches. Malacath used his stick to lick his lollipop flavored buttcheeks. Wow. Daedra ladies have nice melons and beauty things. Cheese moulds attacked Sheogorath again and exploded on juicy tits, but Sheogorath lived because of herpes. “I’m Spartacus”, said Spartacus. But they had herpes, so fuck them.

Balgruuf died by flu, which infected Neloth’s steward. Dont-drop-the-potion is straight, but bi-curious plants ain’t sassy to Spartacus! Nazeem died chewing stale balls of steel, while herpes crush Nazeem and gave tuberculosis to Heimskyr and Braith. As scrumptious as boobs are, Serana was erected middle fingers. Orsimer loves the mammaries of Malacath and Boethiah, and Soapdropper Iron makes them weak midgets explode onto pancakes While While jugglers eat edible thalmor hats from Cheydinhal. Schlong emperor has miniscule hands and massive buttocks of doom. Malacath kissed Boethiah, and resurrected Nazeem with Chlamydia transmitted disease causing uncontrollable flatulence from his ass. Nazeem hated himself and farted viruses that Molag are lacking are terrifying. Faendal licked Malacath’s sword. Alarmed, Malacath bitch slapped Faendal to Braith. Nudists inappropriately invaded Nazeem’s groin area with Haelga and Svana. Harkon impregnated Nazeem with pussytitis that burned down Solitude! Her inner gerbils ate chestbuster while predators ripped the Nazeem into gore crap while Eugene motherships obliterated Tamriel. Nudists fell upwards, because logic fails epicly and unethically. Magnus made Dwemers copulate Malacath, but Boethiah shlonged copulate Magnus in became grammar mufflepaffas thing. Atrocity is respected by fornicaters who rebel against contraceptives. Multitudes of sweetrolls rained from the sky. Hans of Swizerskyrim invested 424242 skooma wine bottle crates into Maven’s lingerie modeling business for his fap sessions. Maven married Hans, and they had skooma together. Skooma is dangerous for communists, because Lenin loves Jaws. Never allowing eat turtles to fornicate live long. General Vivec ordered all  nwahs to suck blood from Harkon the Benevolent orthodontist. Blood tastes terrible with underwear garments. Talos slept with the Hoff at Dragonsreach, then signed his buttcheeks of magical POWWWAAAAA!!! Suddenly Kematu ate/farted food. Allergic allergens suffocated in methamphetamine juice. Blackreach is orange flavoured jizz. Shlonga master Hoff the biodegradable beastman does meth, and more taxes on inheritance of meth. Grammar police police the police. Mindboggling skeevers attacked rats from mah girls. Altmer suck testicles of giants and Ondolemar who fell.

Cool story bro.