Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-11549959-20130824222916/@comment-29461586-20131202071321

Whiterun Guard: We have a big problem.

Balgruuf: (sigh) What is it now?

W. Guard: It's the comment section.

Balgruuf: Oh, yes? What of it?

W. Guard: ...

Balgruuf: Well? Out with it!

W. Guard: The people no longer post information.

Balgruuf: Oh?

W. Guard: They just post pictures of curved pen!ses. Big. CURVED. Pen!ses.