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Lortemen, the Daedric Prince of Sarcasm, Dickishry and Ignorance.

His summon date is any day at all.

Realm: "The Internet" A Daedric Realm which is similar to the Quagmire but instead it simply shows the most disturbing thoughts a mortal can come up with. It's darkest shadows are the only inhabitable place for regular mortals.

Daedric Artifact: A Bow which launches Verbal abuse.

Appearance: Most of the time a Khajiit for some reason.

Daedric Minions: Daedric Trolls, they are very weak but their insults can be quite mean.