Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24141785-20131112133018/@comment-3293219-20131209144917

"You got a name?" Caleb mumbled, dragging the deer behind him.

"Course I got a name!" The nord girl protested.

"Oh... so you just don't share it..."

"Not with flacid bandits who I meet in the woods..." The girl smirked, still thinking about his potions.

"Flacid?' The hell's that mean?!"

"Maybe you'd know if you read a book..." The girl laughed to herself after.

"Lady, I've read many books in my time and the word 'flacid's' never come up once..."

Caleb sighed heavily as they came to a door, he dropped the deer, causing the girl to stumbled as it keeled over.

"This it?"

"Y-yeah... now stand over there!" She demanded, raising her bow.

"Why?"

"So that I can open the door!"

Caleb scowled and stepped back.

"Now look away!" She demanded, pulling the arrow back, further.

"Why?"

"So that you don't see where I hide the key..." She muttered, through gritted teeth.

"Fine..." Caleb turned away and faced a nearby tree, sudenly realising how boring trees are.

The girl watched him for a moment to see if he was cheating but he just stood, staring at the tree. She quickly whipped the key out from under the door mat and placed it in the lock.

"Jeez, lady, how long does it take to grab a friggin' key from a damn door mat?" Caleb seethed.

''Dammit... how does he know?''

"Well, door's open now." She replied, impatiently, hitting at the lock and causing the door to swing open.