User blog:Mr Stickman/Life Lessons with Mr Stickman vol. 1

Hello, and welcome to Life Lessons with me! This is the first of many Life Lessons posts I will create to help you better understand the world and how to survive in it. Today we will talk about several lessons. Those are today's Life Lesson's. Read them. Memorize them and share them with your friends.
 * 1) If you see gum on the street, leave it there, it's not free candy.
 * 2) If you see "Peep Show" it doesn't mean they're going to let you look at presents before Christmas.
 * 3) Don't eat the yellow snow.
 * 4) Don't mistake alcohol for syrup.
 * 5) Never under any circumstances are you to attempt to hug a raccoon.

Thank you for taking the time to read pointless informationn stolen from a popular Christmas movie. I bid you good day.

--Mr Stickman