Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16047389-20140711142419/@comment-162.216.208.77-20140711204843

Lasty, Sheograth...

'' You know, you remind me of myself at a young age. All I cared about was riding narwhales (sic) and sleeping in honeycombs and drinking babies' tears. Word of advice, if you ever ride a narwhale, mind the pointy end.''

''Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!''

 ''I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... it doesn't matter, it didn't slow him down. But it really began to smell! Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears.''

I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

Ah, Sheograth. You're an original.