Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-14536350-20140219112359/@comment-72.94.21.217-20140322051934

Uh, Thurkear, not everyone's Christian.

Besides, if the Bible does say that about incest (which I can't find in mine), you should keep in mind that it also says the following are equal "abominations": eating shrimp, wearing cotton-poly blends, shaving, vegetable gardens, and disobeying your parents. That last one also carries a death sentence, btw.

Anyway, since I'm GQ, I guess that puts us at... 136.5?

(And wow, my previous posts didn't show up after all. Weird.)