Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-11276487-20130721025429/@comment-24345990-20140127210926

Yo! Ebony Dude, I got questions that need awnsering:

1)  Why are you the second tallest humanoid npc in the game?

2) Why are you so badass?

3) Why did you tell me there was nothing more to be done when there was still the dragon crisis going on?

4) Why do you wear ebony and not daedric?

5) Why do you want to go to Sovngarde?

6) Why did you get so weak when i used a full marked for death shout on you?

7) Why did you not give an honorable death to the old orc before asking me for one?

8) Do you support the imperials, the stormcloaks or the fuck-both-those-factions faction?

9) Do you like my hair?

10) Why did you read all of this?