User blog comment:The Milkman/Skyrim's Smorgasbord of Shortcomings/@comment-66716-20120818180241/@comment-5280592-20120819061857

It is a bit funny that you have to marry a person just to get them to move in, even if they don't have a house. Even if we aren't married my wife still won't acknowledge we've been married for a few years now and not done any marriage things.

Why can't we jailbreak other people?

Well Skyrim laws are a bit different then ours. For one thing drinking milk seems to be a federal offense, basically anything that isn't alchohol.

With the war going on people have had to resort to cloning kids for the next generation. These children are also autonomous as they can run the ghosttown of Riverwood all by themselves.

I was watching a stream the other day, and vampires are very sneaky little bastards; they've almost mastered flanking manuvers. They also aim for women judging by the things missing from his more recent streams.

Haven't you heard of [ I saw something on TMNT where they had two things in a room. I don't think physics works that way, but screw it. This is fantasy.] And that is why nobody talks to anybody else.

^Damn faithless Imperials.