Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24640703-20141023025505/@comment-24631826-20141024031047

The dancing merchant showed someone a shrivelled little cockerel of DOOM.

My underage alcoholic lemon, tired of thoughtless drinking, ate moonsugar and died because it had contracted a horrible disease

(and guys, plz don't randomly delete my replies, I'm pretty sure it made grammatical sense)