Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-11549959-20130824222916/@comment-2165692-20141022045106

Blue Palace-

Chef: "Ulfric, the pretender uses this holy war as leverage in order to pursue the empire's pretty damn tasty nachos. It's our secret recipe, they're quite cheesy but with a little spice."

Quick pan to a window-

Ulfric: "Mark my words, the damn nachos will be mine.

Wood elf appears next to ulfric: "Hello friend!"


 * They look at each other awkwardly, considering the fact that they are on a ledge outside the window of the blue palace.*

Wood elf: "You want a REAL snack, eh?"

Ulfric: "Yes!"

Wood elf: "Fresh fruit and vegetables-"

Ulfric: "Bah"

Wood elf: "-Can be quite fresh and delicious. Let's take a look at them."


 * Ulfric Shouts at him making him fall off the ledge*

^best part