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Galmar flaunted her purse around. Then, Ulfric pounced on Galmar because she was strutting her fabulous behind. Everything Galmar kills exploded, because of a horker that. Ballingruff loves Galmar's loins, because they sparkled like the Wabbajack. Galmar danced like her life depended on it. Brothels are amazing because Galmar whores every Stormcloak. Muiri's period dot dotted dots with a dot that dotted dots daily. Galmar broke her breasts on sweetroll mountain. She dislikes Mistershlongalonga greatly. Her shop exploded with gusto gloriously. Bony Boner boned Bonette African bones Nereverine boned? What happened?! Oh lewdness Cheese has Rotted Umaril booty poop!

Meanwhile, poop! Elven wise men attacked Galmar because sexism? Whenever did Galmar become sexist against horkers? Since Galmar ate some doughnuts and sweetcakes, because she farted! Ulfric and albatrosses had something to destroy universes and ducklings! People always love fräuleins. Galmar smacked Ulfric because he stripped her of clothing. Ysolda broke Galmar's butt polisher, because every time they went insane. Khajiit like Galmar! In Elsweyr no one ever polished M'aiq's backside, because it is furry. Butt polishing is a manly profession. Someday Galmar will scrub their floor with soup and salad dressing. Galmar was an old lady who swallowed a potion. This post was as pointless as custard potatoes. Galmar drank her citrus Jarl potion mead and stuff ale. When Galmar goes fishing, people die to people death due to her flatulence. Ulfric's housecarl slapped some imperial booty. Rikke was eating skeever innards for supper in Windhelm, while Tullius danced mazurka gaily on Galmar's back backpack. Many Nords can't break dance. Believe it! Galmar pushed herself off Dragonsreach. Nazeem likes Galmar Festus. It ate sweetrolls. What happens in Blackreach, stays in Blackreach. This is why aliens invaded Atmora. Blackreach bollocks! Since sense slam into ham does jam Galmar galmared herself into Galmar Galmar Galmaria. Galmaria sucks donkey innards criminal scum! Galmar repeatedly swagged.

Galmar sold her the Dragonborn's bottom. She ate stolen gourds abnormally whilst sweetrolls fell over her in Winterhold. Galmar drowned in herself while tenderizing in Mara. Ulfric licked his housecarl's lockpick. Galmaria break danced atop the Palace of Swag. Jiub jabbed juniper berries jokingly. Just jump, jelly jester! The city of love smells like Galmaria. Galmaria caught Gonorrhea given by a grim explosion. Gadzooks nachos pie melted. What the bitch happened to Galmaria Ice fell ice toddler, because Pickleseller! Laughing kills babies in Valenwood with ice and shit. Long hours cause Galmaria to hate everyone other than herself. Mistershlongalonga shlongalonga'd himself, while Galmaria watched Ulfric who breakdanced. The dong was dung ding long. Ding dung Galmaria peed died cried. Stormcloaks love Galmaria, because they revere butts as idols. Imperials smell awful! Spanking Galmaria is good for the environment.