Board Thread:Lore Discussion/@comment-8931766-20130515212016/@comment-99.139.160.97-20130723160909

TheInfamousLyingHarlot wrote: PsijicThief wrote: Okay, hold on. . . I can justify this. (clears throught, puts on smart-looking glasses, holds closed book close to chest in order to give scholarly appearance)

So vampires are generally characterized as being wonderfully beautiful creatures. They have a certain amount of charm and charisma built into their deformed and mutated genetic code. What this means for the average vampire is that they have an inherint amount of "fashion sense" and have a desire to look better. Think of male vampires as Metrosexuals, if you will. They are strong, they are determined, they are sensible, but they know what's up when it comes to clothing and cooking and such. Female vampires would be more akin to the modern business woman or female industry leaders, or perhaps athletes.

So in short, vampires have such large shoe collections because you need to have a pair of shoes for every situation and for every outfit. It's just the vampiric style, these days! -picks up random microphone-

If this here be true, then I wish I was a vampire.

I seem to have absolutely no sense of style whatsoever and wear the same damn boots for every event except fancy ones (for which I wear my only pair of flats)!

I want to have some magical fashion metamorphosis like Andy from the Devil Wears Prada (only I don't want to become a workaholic and completely drop my social life). It seems like becoming a vampire is exactly the thing I need!

-begins scouring high and low for vampire activity-

- all evidence leads to Forks, Washington-

Oh HELL no.

-drops microphone, lifts hands in the air in surredner, turns around, and walks out-

Oh, Twilight jokes. You never get old.