Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5691575-20130428005808/@comment-10207438-20130622030114

Aldorblackheart wrote: A sissy vampire ........if skyrim would be an online game .......i would drain your life and toast your corpse and feed you to my dog Meeko ...................... the remains i would fus ro dah from the throat of the world ................. i will find the remains and carry them to one of my houses and reanimate you ,kill you again and drop the ashes in my fish pond where i have slaughterfish,HA 1. if you have Serana as a follower your Drain Life spell is extremely weak, and my High Health stat would take too long for you to drain me to zero before I Hammer your face off.

2. My Stalhrim War Hammer(enchanted with Ice damage and absorb stamina) lets me deal a literal ton of damage, and when I run out of Stamina I just drain enough of yours to do another power attack, so you wouldn't last very long.

3. Meeko loves me more than you, probably because, UNLIKE MAGES, I never hit him.

4. Calm down, I can like whatever follower I like, and I like Frea WAY MORE than I like Serana.