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Balgruuf rides his spear made of Riklings into Whiterun with Irileth as a mount. Lydia often looks at him lustly for bacon. Windhelm is attacked frequently by snowstorms of Skyrim's most harsh and coldest mountian weather. “Donkeys from Falkreath are hardy” according to the townsfolk of Riverwood and Rorikstead. Shearpoint is guarded by strange undead that dance during carnival, which last from four to six, and when that time, in Winterhold, Mr. Dovahkiin stumbled upon a reason to kill giants. But they didn't like being with him. So said Paarthnux: “Dovahkiin use the Dragonrend shout or eat pie and die!” But there was a town called Helgen, which was a bore due to too few things flying around the mountains. Harkon summoned a thing that could jump and destroy entire Septims. Dovahkiin, Serana, and Jarl Dengeir went into Helgen to search for mead. Solitude hates Stormcloaks who don't provide assistance to children orphaned by Ulfric Stormcloak. Lod smells the drunk dog along the Stormcloak encampment north of Falkreath hold. They were walking briskly through the forest celebrating “Attack the Troll Day” last winter. Solitude smells like burnt fish. Riverwood Rebelled against Grelod, because of a commotion in Ivarstead. Dawnstar is destroyed by dragons searching For the Dovahkiin and Lydia. Raldbthar is home to bandits who scavenge weapons and gold. Riverwood thrives on lumber. Morthal Is located awfully close to Haafingar's grave swamps (just north of Orotheim). Dovahkiin trained Serana in melee while teaching Jarl Dengeir the way to be a fair ruler. Karthwasten got swallowed by Alduin. Skuldafn is home to the portal to the afterlife. Thalmor Dragonborns sound stupid. Namira ate elven Dragonborns while drinking blood from humans. Winterhold rocks are sharp, but covered in strange ice. Spies are often on crack, due to Skooma dealer problems with Ri'saad and Ma'dran selling trinkets with their own moonsugar. Dovahkiin loves cookies made out of special Nirnroot found in a realm called Potema's Menagerie. A man hates draugr because they are weird and stinky. Serana is the nurse of the almighty intoxicated. Only she can eat souls. It is unrelated to kindness, because Harkon adopted her to feast on the flesh. Odahviing tried challenging Hakon One-Eye, but declined because it could ruin reputations with Alduin. The Dragonborn shouted Fus Ro Dah to Sheogorath, which killed his dog. However, McDog summoned new muffins before dying, which blew them into a huge portal leading them to Skyrim. Trolls and Torygg don't like nobles. Blackreach became home base to the Dark Brotherhood. Mudcrabs tend to be aggressive. Bad Harkon smells a mortal. Dovahkiin had an encounter with a bloodthirsty dragon. Paarthurnax ate something that caused Oneirophrenia during a meal. At Whiterun, The Jarl Dengeir ate creepy meat with creepy spoons.