Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24489208-20131122002838/@comment-11296535-20131122024615

FishySalesman wrote: "The fact is, the Maple Tree population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Thomas Eliot. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Maple Tree kebabs, Maple Tree pies, Maple Tree-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy." How do you eat a Maple Tree?