Board Thread:Morrowind/@comment-4765815-20130211133921/@comment-2.124.196.19-20180819202544

If you follow Michael Kirkbride's drug-fuelled fever dream, Vivec was tried before a court of his peers, tricked them into summoning Azura, used his knowledge of CHIM to literally throat-f*** her with his 'spear', and then jumped forward in time to the fifth era so he could marry a dark elf named Jubal.

I wish that dude would stop doing acid.