Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24640703-20141023025505/@comment-24696651-20141029092630

The dancing merchant showed someone a shrivelled little cockerel of DOOM.
 * shoots self*

My underage alcoholic lemon, tired of thoughtless drinking, ate moonsugar and died because it had contracted a horrible disease called "this sucks".

"This sucks" sucks much as this sucker can suck suckable things of thinking suckiness. Sucking sucks a lot, especially when you're quoting Krosis, who was tired of sucking things. Titus Mede likes to dance with mead and drink with Elven women who are male, and titan meat.

Dancing is a capital crime according to the Jarl who touches merchants on the nose and hates dancing the fish sticks!!! He wants to put his dukaan in her valok, but he didn't.