Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-49.144.138.168-20130609045329/@comment-202.156.8.10-20131208122437

Winterhold Guard wrote: I used to adventure like you, but then an arrow went through my knee and I could not adventure any more. A rephrasal: I used to backpack 300kg of gear in the wilderness, diving dungeons, killing kittens and downing dragons. However, by a cruel twist of fate, a projectile comprised of a metallic tip and a wooden shaft, rather like a small spear with feathers at it's other end, permeated my patella and damaged my synovial sac, so I have become a humble servant charged with keeping the security of this beauteous town...

One of my fave quotes too, in all its forms, especially when you equip a long bow and rusty arrows just to shoot their knees full of arrows.

Although, I really hate it when they call me a werewolf, since I play as a really powerful vampire lord...