Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-10104661-20131110004450/@comment-24530992-20140719183726

Zyzero wrote: It is hard to say that I am most like one race, so here I will specify why I am like what races.

Nord: Because while I do not particularly like cold, I am highly resistant to it.

Redguard: Honour and dignity above all else.

Breton: Because I like knowledge.

Imperial/Cyrodiilian: Because I like money.

Altmer: Because I am a douche.

Bosmer: Because I like hunting.

Dunmer: Because I am cursed

Orsimer: Because I strike fear into others simply by looking at them.

Khajiit: Because Khajiit are awesome, and also because of agility.

Argonian: Because I am a survivor.

Falmer: Because I fail to see that which is plainly obvious.

Chaurus: Because everyone hates me.

Skeever: Because I bite.

Wolf: Because dispite being one of the weakest creatures in existence, I attack a heavily-armed warrior who can Thu'um like a Dragon, and who happens to be wearing Daedric Armour, and wielding the f***ing Dawnbreaker.

Lefthanded Elf: Because I am left-handed.

And last but not least: Akaviri: Because I am badass Japanese-based guy, wearing f***ing samurai armour and wielding a katana, running around like a maniac. And also because I was driven into extinction by a race of Vampire Snake Dudes. Awesome picture, ESO Breton guy is awesome.))