Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-11549959-20130824222916/@comment-24098220-20131201040840

Boy- "Are you a soldier?"

Guard - "Mhm."

Boy- "One day, I'm going to be a soldier!"

Guard- "Really?"

Boy- "No, not really. Father says I don't have the balls to be a soldier. I was so mad, but.... he was right. I'm a f***in' PRETTY PRINCESS!" (Boy proceeds to dance) (Guard stares in digust) "He saw a girl beat my GODD**N ASS****!" (Braith starts to walk by) "Oh, hey, Braith."

Braith- "Hey, B****!"

Boy- (cowers in fear) "Ahh! Did you see that, guard. I was a little p***y. Now, where's my purse?" (Other guard walks up to first guard) "Hey, get away from my husband!"