User:The Crusader of Truth/Sandbox2

Notice:
This page is a project of what I want to redesign my profile page to be. By no means is this my profile page. Also, thanks to RenzXVI for providing me with the orginial source.

Everything below is the template...
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- Hey there, ! -
Hello, and welcome to my profile page, Fghfghfgh510! My username is Fghfghfgh510, but you can just call me Austin, or you can just say Fgh if you want. I have played The Elder Scrolls V:Skyrim for about a good year, mostly since I have nothing better to do. I know just about every quest and location in the game, so if you need help, just ask!

Since I'm on the topic of me...
I might as well post some of the things that I've done. They are all that impressive, but I'll put them below anyway.
 * Created a few templates, most of which can be found in my first sandbox.
 * Cught an arrow!
 * Killed well over 10,000 people and beasts.
 * Completed every Skyrim main questline.
 * Added countless stub templates mindlessly (as well as removed them).
 * Became a much-hated Khajiit.

- Sheogorath Quotes -
"I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years."

"I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow of your subconscious, a blemish on your fragile little psyche. You know me. You just don't know it"

"Now you. You can call me Ann Marie. But only if you're partial to being flayed alive and having an angry immortal skip rope with your entrails. If not... Then call me Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Charmed."

"Ooh, ooh, what kind of message? A song? A summons? Wait, I know! A death threat written on the back of an Argonian concubine? Those are my favorite."

"You know, you remind me of myself at a young age. All I cared about was riding narwhales (sic) and sleeping in honeycombs and drinking babies' tears. Word of advice, if you ever ride a narwhale, mind the pointy end."

"Now surely even you know about Pelagius' decree? On his deathbed - oh, and this was inspired - he forbade... death! That's right! Death! Outlawed!"

"Why do I need a reason for everything? Mortals, mortals, mortals! Always needing a reason to do things. For example: people think light chases away the shadows! I prefer to think that without a few lights, there'd be no shadows to enjoy."

"Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!"

"I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!"

"... and OUT comes the intestines! And I skip rope with them!"

"Hmmmm... "Fixed" is such a subjective term. I think "treated" is far more appropriate, don't you? Like one does to a rash, or an arrow in the face."

"Time to go I guess, let me check everything. Clothes? Check. Beard? Check! Luggage? Now where did I leave my luggage?"

"And as for you, my little mortal minion... Feel free to keep the Wabbajack. As a symbol of my... Oh, just take the damn thing."

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- Game Info -
Plays as a stealthy Khajiit archer / mage with 2 dead thralls, Orchendor and Sild the Warlock.

Befriended the Rieklings. Chose to serve Hermaeus Mora and defeated Miraak the first dragonborn.

Freed Serana, became a Vampire Lord and Joined the Volkihar Clan to fight the Dawnguard.

Has hired Annekke Crag-Jumper as a Steward, married Sylgja and have adopted Lucia and Alesan.

- Vallendusk -
My Khajiit named Vallendusk is a devoted worshiper of The Skooma Cat. She used skooma 24/7 since she was a small kitten and has never been sober since. One day during a Skooma Cat festival, Vallendusk, while high on skooma, was partying with her friend when she passed out... When Vallendusk woke up, she was tied up, and was on a carriage headed to Helgen, about to be beheaded. Vallendusk, being tied up and held captive without any skooma available, became sober for the first time in decades, with the most epic hangover to ever be experienced by a mortal. She had no memory at all of her entire life and had no clue on why she was arrested and about to be executed. Fortunately, a dragon attacked and she managed to escape.

Vallendusk is now on a quest to retrace her steps and find her long lost memories. In the midst of her adventures, she met Sheogorath inside the mind of Pelagius the 3rd and discovered her true Identity... Sheogorath had revealed that Vallendusk was a Thane of all holds, Harbinger of the Companions, Archmage of the College of Winterhold, Guild Master of the Thieves Guild, the legendary Dragonborn, et cetera. Vallendusk discovered that she was INSANE and now she had found her true friend, Pelagius, and her one true God, Sheogorath a.k.a. the Skooma Cat... Now Vallendusk is currently on the rampage to kill all dragons, with the belief that she can "puff the magic dragon"... :D

= - ♚ Special thanks! ♚ - = I would like to thank RenzXVI for basicly everything you see here. }}