Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3293219-20140112004028/@comment-3293219-20140113172316

HolyWyvern wrote: "Have you seen the size of the beast? It's bigger than Alduin himself!" Amdzel said.

(I misread that as 'Have you seen the size of the breast? It's bigger than Alduin himself!' For a second I was thinking, this is insane! TES is being trolled!)

"Beast?" Nish asked, not sure as to what the Dwemer was referring to.

Fighters' guild
The guard lead Bologra to the Fighters' guild headquarters, it was late so most of it's residents were asleep or were at home.

"In you go now..." The guard ordered, like he was talking to a todler.

Normally, the guard would be picking his teeth up off the ground and having the rare and unpleasent experience of trying to differenciate his molars from hisincisors but Bologra was in a good mood tonight.

Bologra went in, looking around for this 'training area' that the guard mentioned, Damn Imperial, better not be lying!

Bologra wandered into several uninhabbited places in order to find no sign of the training equipment that he was promised. He had almost given up, leaning on the door and tutting at the idea of being tricked.

Maybe I could use that guard as a punching bag instead... As his shoulder touched the wall, it gave way and the orc fell through, tumbling down the stairs and landing in the basement.

Son of a... friggin' wall! He looked up and his violent revenge fantacies, against the inanimate object ceased for he had found it...

Punching bags, practice dummies and blocks to punch, slash at, stab or pummel!

Is this what Sovngarde is like?