Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-16047389-20140226184337/@comment-24679273-20160716111327

''Being a Nefarious EVIL mastmind you had to think for a moment. You have thousands of years of expiriance so getting into the palace might not be so hard since you know of a few secret passages. Still even if you did use your passages, got your tresure and then claimed your throne , considering that 85% of most Nords have a brain the size of a bean , they would all attack you without considiration since you are an Undead still call you an abomination , those pillocks. You could also Sacrefice her to a Daedric Prince ....but then again they would most likly betray you or just kill you too and its Immoral since Alduin and the Dragons are your One true Gods. So you decide its time to use your Undead Charms....again.''

''You use a bit of magic and Resurrect two skeletons and tell them to play the ancient song "Careless Whisper" on the lute while the other tries to "romanitzize "The place with rose padles....except od paddles its bones. You open the Sarcophagous and see how the priestess is inching back to the back. You point at her and then at you. Then you make a circle with you fingers in your left hand and put a finger from your rigth hand into the circle repeatetly before raising your eyebrows at her saying 'if you know what i mean' manner.''

''At first she is confused at what you mean....until her face falls and pales. "No....Gods, anything but that....". You Grab her Seducingly and look at her in the eyes. She repeatly hits you, but due to her being quite old it doesnt hurt. You give her a long passionate kiss....until she throws up and faints.Well shit.''

''Suddely However you hear an imperial mans voice saying " By Molag Bal i hope they dont know im here". You hide behind a pillar. Using your powers of detection you feel Evil magic coming off this imperial....necromancy..what do you do...''