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Tim, Daedric Prince of Toymaking

Any day, you must sacrifice a toy to him.

Realm: Toy land: Giant talking toys. It's terrifying.

Artifact: A wooden sword made out of premium oak.

Minions: Inanimate toys. Don't ask me why he doesn't use the giant ones.