Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-11276487-20130712204601/@comment-11344160-20130723011905

I would name my son Hvalskerjukangrod and teach him to be an arcane smith, because everyone knows that if you have fully-smithed magic gear nothing else really matters.

Oh, and I would teach him to 'just say no' to skooma.

If I had a girl it would be much the same, except I wouldn't let any bards within two miles of her.