User blog comment:Mr Stickman/Ironic News vol. 1/@comment-4499741-20120418082745

hope u dont mind a real-life little history, but i have a good one:

Phosphorus was discovered in 1669 in the city of /hamburg, Germany. it is very flammable, and used to make firebombs and molotov cocktails etc during WWI and WWII. in WWII, the Allies bombed and destroyed Hamburg, using phosphorus-based bombs. the city that created the "miraculous bearer of light" was also destroyed by it

another one, in skyrim: Alduin saved me from death, so i killed him.