Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24489208-20130911221257/@comment-15271256-20131231215039

Granted but Nazeem's wife wacks you with a trout for saying a long and pointless wish.

I wish for a waffle storm to cover dragonsreach with delicious waffles and syrup while Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Alduin in the face and crotch at the same time.