User blog comment:Dar'Rajhin/Elder Scrolls Online: Legendary Limerick Contest/@comment-1356971-20120824012745

How about this: There is a place on this Emerald Isle, where history is still alive Where the spirits of warriors are free to roam and where the Gardaí are afraid to go on their own.... LIMERICK! The gateway to the south-west has been rammed open and a wonderful holiday experience awaits you! Relax in the toxic waters of the River Shannon, See piebald ponies in their natural environment as they crash through housing estate fences! And sample the delights of an urban drive-by shooting, right on your doorstep. The city's nightlife is second to none, And you're sure to dance the night away in the Accident and Emergency Department at Limerick Regional Hospital, Where the locals are sure to have you in stitches. A five day break in Limerick will cost you 240 pounds, your keys and whatever else you had in your jacket. For more information you can call 1800-MASSACRE Or check out our website at www.breakfast-through-a-tube.com Limerick, open your mind, hand over your wallet.

^ My submission to the Legendary Limerick Contest