Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-4659579-20130915082315/@comment-72.193.72.206-20150324113615

lol... an entertaining read at 3:30am, in any case. Purely for the sake of intentionally enhancing an already humorous tread, I have a few totally unserious comments to make...

The Bethesda devs that came up with Argonians were/are obviously Reptiloids!! This explains why Argonians are so patently superior in every way. And consequently, all of you are dead WRONG about the aforementioned Lovely Lacertilia Lady Lactators! They are there because, far from being "lazy" *vile calumny that, those who dare breathe it should be punished by the removal of all Bethesda goodness from their abodes*, the all-wise and powerful Bethesda Devs know that female Reptiloids are the most attractive beings possible. So naturally they equipped their Saurians with sex-bumps. I mean duh, it's so obvious...

The Ample Argonian Love-Apples are also there to give obsessive/compulsive fanatical game lore no-lifers (like many in this thread, especially me) something relatively harmless for their fevered grey-matter to speculate on and/or theorize about - when not grinding another toon, or building another website/gaming rig/android app/network server. /grin.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Reptiloids