Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-31940900-20131017220814/@comment-26045489-20140112010947

(okay I'm back to the present)

The scene changes to Sir Clive who is currently with Sir Macro outside at the upper deck of the ship, they both notice King Areldur.

Sir Clive: hey look ain't that King Areldur?

Sir Macro: Yes it ain't not.

Sir Jockson hears the conversation of the pair of Crusaders

Sir Jockson (not Jackson): who's he?

Sir Clive: An Aldmeri Dominion King since their ways have changed I hope they want to unite Tamriel instead of Conquer it and occupy it like the Empire.

Sir Jockson: oh well I'll be going to the head (ship toilet) I feel like I need to take wee jiggle.

Sir Macro: Very well may Sheogorath make your piddle yellow as King Areldur's Skin.

Sir Jockson and Clive laugh hardly and loud that Sir Jockson already pisses his trousers

Sir Macro: Grose it actually worked, what a disgusting and a hilarious unintentional wish come true.