User blog:Fleshkruncher/A good bit of Oirish banta

So my name is Fleshkruncher (nickname of course) and I'm Irish (SHOCK, HORROR). So this is a random roundup of my bros and hoes in Oblivion. (yes, a random subject for a first time blog, why not?) So without further ado, let's go... 1. Sinderion- Ah yes, who could forget that golden haired cock-of-da-bleedin'-rock elf lad. You pick one of those funny, green chiming plants called "Nirnroots", and BOOM you are sent on a quest called "Seeking your roots". Although you aren't directed to Sindy at first, you eventually get to meet the No1 Nirnroot expert in Cyrodiil, in a, uh, basement.(Trashcans weren't invented yet.) He sends you off picking more and you collect potions called "Elixirs of Exploration" as the quest progresses. Eventually, after picking loads,(and I mean loads) of Nirnroot, the quest ends. They have a similar quest in Skyrim called "A return to your roots" but it isn't really the same. 2. Delos Fandas- This probably isn't a very well-known character as he is not related to any quest, but he is a food merchant in the Imperial City Market District. Anyway, I mentioned him because for some reason when he utters his catchphrase "Put on the Feed Bag, I'm Delos Fandas" it just makes my day. 3. Glarthir- Ok, no disrespect to anybody reading this who is paranoid, but man this guy is nuts. Like when you see him in Skingrad (twice). he only has normal conversation with you behind the chapel. He basically asks you to check to see if 3 totally normal, innocent peoples who barely give him a glance, are spying on him. If you kill one of them, (only when he tells you to), you get 1,000 gold. Not bad, but I have morals.(Yes, even if they are just computerized little peoples). Depending on your actions, he can go insane and begin attacking these people, but eventually gets put down by the Skingrad guards. Meth? Not even once.