Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-6941549-20130923203146/@comment-6941549-20130923211110

FishySalesman wrote: If you don't like that approach, here's another. After they take the money and walk away, put your hood on and watch them from a distance, take a second to look awesome then go. Walk in slow motion so you still look awesome and then climb up on the rooftops. Make sure you bring a heavy object with you, then follow them around the rooftops until they stop. When they do, drop the heavy iobject on the first one. If you miss, jump down onto his shoulders and twist your legs, cracking his neck. When the second one attacks, dodge his first blow and catch the second in your teeth. Bite down until he bleeds and rip his hand clean off if you can. When he runs, let out a howl and chase him. If you're faster than him, run ahead and grab his neck. Smash his head repeatedly against the hardest surface you can find until they die. If you're slower, hijack any vehicle in sight and mow him down. If it's a crane, impale the back of his neck and rip his head off.

I would love to do that. See the Idiots scream in terror.