Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-10653308-20130616095033/@comment-10207438-20130621013738

UselessArgonianMage wrote: Shadowmere is a Undead Daedra Vampire Cheese pizza who is a fragment of my imaginaton which is also a Bag of Doritos when my car breaks down. I knew it.

It's all fairly obvious when you divide by Sheogorath, Add Sithis, then Multiply by the night mother.