User:CynicalEarth

Way-hay, !

Welcome to his humble waste of space! I am 789Snowbird987, lest your eyes now play tricks on your mind. Or is it the other way around? No matter, what matters is that it doesn't matter. I am a moose whose Antler-Gods bestowed upon the gift of typing. Also known as a Canadian with Mammoth and Sabre Tooth Cats ancestry. You could say I'm an animal, but that would be an insult to aliens and sea otters. Anywayz, when I'm not busy at work or spending time with a queen-in-rags I call my girlfriend, I should usually be either trying to find some useless, pointless space-consuming article to edit and as thus render it even more useless, but in a much more stylish manner. I may also be profile-stalking.

My current goal is to crush vandals and badge-hunters under my thigh-high heel boots and answer Forum questions as wildly innacurate and immaturely as possible, preferably while dancing one from the Akai.

\m/O1s£@u±D£±N£1g£\m/ (You've got mail!)

Highlights

 * Being declared the Wiki's most trigger-happy Chat Mod
 * Aiding in the promotion of PLPElder_scrolls_vi_sweetroll_by_jmh88911-d5nacpj.jpg
 * Earning first place in an RP/Adventure hybrid called "Play Test" created by Jakie Boy
 * Participating in a widely successful RP named "Undead Tamriel", as well as its sequels
 * Co-founding a Wiki titled Metal Central
 * Tutoring Jar of Jars on founding one's own wiki
 * Nominating SAVW and following promotion
 * Providing evidence in the extensive sock-puppeting of Jygglypuff
 * Earning 60+ nicknames
 * Writing the 940,000th edit

Nicknames
I do have a few of those. Some were written next to my username, above.
 * Snowwalker (UAM)


 * Bird made of Snow with Numbers Around His Name (UAM, II)


 * Big Bird (myself)
 * Ghetto-Bird (Somebody)
 * Snowminus Prime (UAM, III)
 * Daedric Prince of Snow and Heavy Metal (UAM, IV)
 * Snowmeister (Fishy)
 * Snowgul (Flug)
 * Uncle Birdie (Fishy, II)
 * SnowB (TombRaiser)
 * Songbird (Celest)
 * Snowball (Shawn)
 * Lovebird (Ketick)
 * Oddbird (Dkjaycee)
 * Kev-Dawg (Civi)
 * Snowbard (EJ)
 * SNERBURRD (Camlorn)Fire_atronach_by_luxordtempus-d6e4wbh.png
 * Snowviet (Tsukasa)
 * Snowtreace (Tsukasa, II)
 * Snowaholic (Soviet)
 * Artibird (myself)
 * Snowaggedon (Soviet, II)
 * Snowbro (Billy, I)
 * Snauw (Billy, II)
 * Snovahkiin (Billy, III)
 * Snodo Baggins (Billy, IV)
 * Snowpez (Billy, V)
 * Snowking (Dkjaycee, II)
 * Snowdrift (Camlorn, II)
 * Snowvern (Ketick, II)
 * Snowcane (Billy, VI)
 * Snowvarine (Ketick, III)
 * LurkBird (PLP)
 * Snowblower (Tsukasa, III)
 * Snowjob (Tsukasa, IV)
 * Ugh... that guy. (Goldflame)
 * AdsBird (PLP, II)
 * Jaun Shnaw (Man o' Steak)
 * Onii-Chan (LyraHeartsring)
 * Le Québecois (Brandon)
 * Frosty (Faustis)
 * Snøfug (Nelthro)
 * Mr. Freeze (Sky Above)
 * Papa Snow #badboy (Sienna)
 * Angelina Snowlie (Billy, VII)
 * Frostbite (Faustis, II)
 * Little Bunny Foo Foo (Vivienne)
 * Snerry (Sienna, II)
 * Dumbass (Sienna, III)
 * Snow bb (Sienna, IV)
 * Snowmad (Sienna, V)
 * Fus Snow Dah (Sienna, VI)
 * Stormsnowk (Sienna, VII)
 * Snow, Snow, Snow your boat! (Sienna's record-breaker)
 * Snowfidant (Sienna's aegis)
 * 789Smeowcat987 (Shades)
 * Kevin the Demented Snow Bird (Zipper)
 * Kevvybird (Ketick, IV)
 * Kevin Canuck (Zipper, II)

I may add more... for now, I haz guts 63!

Best Friends
If you can read your name here, feel special. You're one of the very few who can question my mental health.


 * Queen-in-Rags, my trouble-maker of a girlfriend
 * Misty, who convinced herself that she's actually Nocturnal impersonating a kittenFor_skyrim_by_lordhayabusa357-d6tkj7i.jpg
 * Mama Sienna #naughtygirl, to whom I can't say no, as well as being my 1.1st fave who won't be satisfied until the entire world knows
 * Mountain Drew, my entertainingly annoying little brother
 * SeanHowlerCP, my homeboy and local rising star
 * Cameo, who won't shut up about parties and the metal handshake
 * 2V-Vanity, the weirdest and coolest chick I know

Also, sometimes Nocturnal likes to type things in places for no reason. Maybe she just did that. Who knows? c: