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The Cicero Almsivi smoked Sun Skooma with Vivec. Morrowind worships Black Marsh due to Vivec's butt wipes. Mournhold is home of Amalexia's wart that jiggles greenspore blocks that explode with flavor. Sotha Sil asked Vivec for reasons why CHIM hates horkers. The Nerevarine suddenly unleashed infants of death from Balmora upon Dagoth Ur. Amalexia loved distilled skooma methane drinks with Spriggan juice that taste like shoes. Vehk Vivec plays the Wabbajack, because he doesn't have friends who understand Sotha Sil's dinner. Rabbits ate Alma's almond crust, which tastes like black beans with Armenian food. Vivec and Amalexia killed Neloth's mother, because he had an affair with Nerevarine's Hagraven during Frostfall. A god named Akatosh eats Vivec's Skooma then flies away on Solstheim, spitting Bubblegum Fireballs of Death.

However, Almalexia King despises Game Hunters 3 and 4 intensly, because logic is for dummies who drink potato juice. Dagoth Ur was singing quite like a chatterbox of Sotha Sil. Vivec and poetry ate Keening and Sunder pudding because the fish stick tick licks hicks with the twix bar. Sotha Sil ate Taproots made by prostitutes from Elsweyr. Valenwood and Vvardenfell play Halo relentlessly and eat Vehk's soup. Nerevar Moon Prostitute Hagravens are eating honey buffalo nuggets, flavored with cholesterol ridden barbeque gems, by someone named Benito Mussolini. Nerevarine fought rabbits of Dagoth 'Ballin' Ur while the juggling pandas jump under the trolley. Vivec wants CHIM, but he must first sexually please many Argonian perverts. The Tribunal loves smoking Argonian narcotics with moon salt that glows brightly. Sujamma makes Vivec happy because Kim is pregnant due to anal combustion.

The Imperial dork smells like a giant feces. Nerevar loves Playstation jokes regarding Xbone CHIM because it reeks Random errors while goes spying while stealing CHIM filled with dreams of CHEESE for Nirn. Altmer Hiemskr is Beiber rabbits squid. Half hagravens twerking my rabbits blankly whilst flapping about Flin and Sujamma Rum. Solstheim is pimped with Vivec's CHIM made Red with butter Alamexia's cholesterol drink and bears jump over the rainbow under the corn thresher field. A beluga fish frog goat swallows the Hornswoggling Mammoth whilst juggling hobbits. Soon, cheeses began smothering Vivec completely causing explosions that liquify Almalexia's Manor so fast, that Sotha Sil smokes smoke Skooma. Rabbits love socks with rabbits that eat rabbits because Vivec thinks of rabbits. All the rabbits think like rabbits because rabbits eat people for lunch and dinner. Someone named Alfred sliced Batman like a n'wah. Vivec's rabbits imploded rabbits due to randomness and Sujamma. The Tribunal plays games with the Nerevarine because Braith loves Xbone toys from rabbits on crack. Rabbits divide and multiply beyond the imagination of Michael Jordan. Mikhail Gorbachev tore apart and ate Rice Cakes with strawberries and soup.