Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-12599067-20130928060857/@comment-25244530-20130930054520

MignightHawk wrote: Hmm, according to The Bear of Markarth, Ulfric was HIRED by the son of the Jarl of the Reach to KILL the Forsworn. Sounds like Ulfric was doing it for the septiums, and the son of the Jarl is who to blame for the entire war. Al Wolf2200 wrote: Obviously these majestic beasts  have the most solid claim to Skyrim. Are you joking, or actually serious? Mudcrabs? Not in a million years. How can mudcrabs run Skyrim anyway? One day, they suddenly mutate into massive armored mudcrabs of death? No, i'm not joking. Underneath their shells each mudcrab has a minimized Dwemer operating them and one day all of the Mudcrabs will join together to form the Crab God and take over Skyrim.

Yes, i'm joking.