User blog comment:Sgt. S.S./Why PS3 users need to calm down over the DLCs/@comment-3492791-20130113093924

Clearly this is a plot by Microsoft 2025 to stop angry gamers from starting the nerd uprising and initiating the entitlement wars by sending cyber-androids back in time to write logical counter arguments.

How do I know this?...Oh shit! My cover's blown! Calling for emergency time-evac!