User blog comment:Madman97/You know what really grinds my Wabbajack's? S2E4: Guards./@comment-1600847-20130903200702

The Skyrim guards were so boring! Their lack of enthusiasm was disturbing.

Skyrim Guard: You have commited crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defence?

Oblivion guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now THAT'S how you start an arrest.