Board Thread:Mod Discussion/@comment-24640703-20140527225919/@comment-24640703-20140813064322

Well, it could be a Quest line :)

Upon entering any inn on any town, you could be approached by a beautiful NPC girl that everyone likes to create on mods (or hunk, if your character is female). Similar to how that Sanguine/mage guy approaches you on that debauchery/Sanguine Rose quest line. But instead she would act like an excited fan girl due to you being the Dragonborn, and she would offer, only for you, a taste of her mega-potent invincibility potion, and a chance to "test" it afterwards... If you accept, a quest called "Shlonger: The Viagraal" starts and you follow her into one of the inn's rooms, where she takes off her blouse and gives you the green 'Invincibility potion'. You can only take it immediately or give it back. When you take it, your eyesight starts getting darker and dizzy and the girl turns into a laughing Hagraven, and you pass out.

When you wake up, it's been 4 ingame hours, you're naked in the room's bed, all of your stuff is nowhere to be seen, your stamina is drained (hehe) and regenerating much slower, the room is locked, the Hagraven is still there, but now hostile, and you now have symptoms much like Sanguinare Vampiris except every minute or so you groan of pain and lose health, as if something was stabbing you, in the groin. When you kill her, you are able to loot from her body a key to leave the room and a note that simply says "Welcome to the world of Peryite, lover". As soon as you leave the inn, a courier hands you another note that says "I have your possessions. Meet me at Shtinkfished Cave - MrS -", which starts a quest name "Shlonger: Longer".

When you find and enter the cave, you have to descend through a long "flattened S" shaped corridor, similar to an intestine and full of fish on the floor, until you reach a wide hall. The hall is empty except for the centre, where there's a chest on the floor in front of a shrine shaped like the Serpent Stone, and 6 hooded priests in light brown robes surrounding it, whose faces you can't see. When you approach, all exit through a back door, except one who is bigger than the others, like an oversized ET. He tells you that he knows of your ailment and that Syphil is a fatal infection unless he gives you the cure, if you're up to the challenge. You have no choice but to accept, to which he responds "Good luck to you, good fun for me" and transports you to a pocket realm that looks like a big and dense and extra dark Skyrim forest, where the quest in the first link begins.

When you're done, you are transported back to the hall, totally cured and alone, and you can find all of your possessions, plus a green 'Viagraal' potion, in the chest. You can only take it immediately or put it back. When you take it, a green fountain starts to temporarily spring from the shrine and you gain the Blessing Of MisterShlongalonga. This allows you to have 50% extra Health and Stamina and faster regeneration for 24 ingame hours, but only and whenever you drink any type of alcohol or skooma. You exit through the back door and you are out again.

Eh? :)