User blog:Zippertrain85/Sysop blog.

[This is satire and not for the current Administrators]

So today is actually a year ago from the legendary Jimeee Consensus where the Admins/Patrollers/Users with brilliant logic and reasoning opposed my completely unreasonable demands of equal accountability, Admins not abusing their powers, and all that confusing nonsense. I also sometime later lost my Forum Moderator status, and I just wanted to explain why the actions at this time were completely justified and actually great for the community as a whole.

First thing, Democracy in a wiki is overrated! Who wants to be given the choice of how boring site policies should be directed? Not me, I want to Roleplay! The Admins were doing us a great thing by giving us no influence or voice over how our community was ran, they were pretty much doing all the hard work for us! So we get to just mindless debate the Civil War while they do all the thinking, and we all know the Admins clearly have our best interests in mind (Warning: If any answer besides "yes" is given you are a troll who deserves to be de-modded and or removed from the community

We all know a site runs best when the Sysops are immune to the rules. The Admins on TES Wiki are just so good and so wise (wisdom is measured by how much a user edits, don't question this!) that removing for any reason would be absurd and just hurt the Wiki, odds are if they blocked or insulted you, the user probably just had it coming, like a reverse innocent until proven guilty system (but only with Admins, if another user does it the sysops will deal with it, none of that stupid democracy crap! Even if they are semi-active and just whine like children on the CT board there very influence on the Wiki is just spectacular that we need to constantly keep them around, not to mention how much they did in the PAST (which is completely relevant).

No matter what, you are not good enough to become a Sysop. The wiki's Sysops are completely brilliant and better than you, the only reason they got the position is because the Wiki sees them as the demi-gods they truly are and a peasant could never understand what it means to truly be a Sysop, forget skills, this is about superiority!

Remember, the most chaotic thing that can happen on a Wiki is not vandalism, or spamming, it's when you question an Administrator's authority. Making a consensus against them for any reason is just confusing and disruptive to the wiki! The users don't want to look at confusing things like Consensuses, let the Admins deal with that. Prepare for a ban or de-modding if you break one of these precious rules.

So I hope you now see why the Sysops are such important and helpful users on this Wiki. I can't believe I ever thought differently