Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-17045460-20130708200537/@comment-93.189.161.111-20130726225930

(Sorry Uber, Just adding a twist)

Dock Master is a Khajit.

Evison: I need a boat and a captain to take me to Solstheim.

Dock Master: I'm afraid our last boat just took off with a Khajit, Redguard and a Nord. I do have a very good captain, but he's pretty expensive.

Evison: Name your price.

Dock Master: 6,500 septims

Evison attempted to bargain for a while, but her attempts were futile. The cost somehow increased to 6,600 septims due to her incredible bartering skills. She forked over the septims.

Dock Master: Thank you Sir. Are you interested in buying a boat? It's very cheap. As a matter of fact, I'll trade that. There, in your bag for it.

Evison was sure he was going to take the "magical" pelt, but he took the frost troll skin cost instead. Evison was unsure, the frost troll skin had proved vital in his survival against the winds, but he had no choice. Evison was shown to his boat, a average sizes boat with a fellow Dunmer Captain waiting. And off they set to Solstheim.

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Captain Ellers: Oh my Evison. You poor babe.

Evison: Oh it's OK, Knarl sacrificed himself to save me so I know he went to Sovngarde.

Captain Ellers: I'm sure your very lonely now babe, want some company?

Evison: I'm not sure this is the time Captain.

Captain Ellers: What could possibly go wrong babe. Lets get too it then.

Evison saw Captain Ellers fly off the boat and collide with some nearby rocks, killing her instantly. Evison looked t see what they hit as a Draugr Deathlord fell down. The next thing to hit the deck of his ship was a load of hairy vomit. Damn Khajits.