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Ralof ran to Riverwood with Dovahkiin, because Jarl Igmund and his ridiculous fur and leather had a problem with Mistershlongalonga. Igmund found something in between Ralof's butt cheeks. Ralof thanked Tullius for saving Skyrim. All Bretons worship Ralof's spear, because it smells like Greybeards. Ulfric destroyed Windhelm with the mistershlongalonga. Ballin' swaggered down the street like crazy. Ulfric sold Ralof some skooma, and used his tongue shaped dragonscale to make skooma without Mistershlongalonga dying. Although the skeever bit Ralof's finger, he continued eating Septimus' Mistershlongalonga. Martin ballin' imploded accidentally, because Ralof mounted his Wabbajack and smelled roses that smelled like Mistershlongalonga. Azura's Ralof ate Ralof. How did you get Ralof stoned again? Well Someone smoked beef cigars. Ralof smacked himself in vain because, Nazeem did not procreate when Haelga demanded tribute. Problems were sandwiches, because Sweetroll Bretons ruined everything. The result was Mistershlongalonga's Sweetroll Breton raging about several Daedra, until Ralof rallied him romantically. Elsweyr might explode if Sweetroll Falmer and werewolves eat potatoes slowly. Ulfric the Greedy sat greedily on Miraak's juicy Sweetroll Throne, without letting me try greedily to drop beats. Hadvar procreated with Serana. Supposedly, Hadvar defeated Serana in Mortal Kombat, and used frozen pancakes to slap Mistershlongalonga. Ralof shouted at Serana for loosing riekling food before the loser forgets his Mistershlongalonga and becomes the Nerevarine. After Ralof surprised everyone by dancing to Mikael's shlongstep, he murdered Ulfric Greedy because…wait. Something awkward just came and sucked potatoes out of someone's butt.

Suddenly, everyone died from KrisEriksen's awesome screenplay of Nordic swordsmanship,  because of his Spear elephant chieftain legion of ballin' Swagfags. Commander Igmund, retarded Badgerking, decided against to decide about decided decisiveness. “Out with it, you skeever brained n'wah! I'm delicious!” said the Jarl. “I'm not interested”, replied Ralof. “I’m gay with Hadvar and he's submerged in tons of polluted horkers.” Surprisingly no one ate Ralof's home potato salad. Even Ralof's mother hated it. Some greedy Altmer  stole sweetrolls from guards of Riverwood the, especially the chubby captain Sven. Gerdur became stupid after trying skooma from Redwater werebear maids. Ralof puked all of his potato salad, because Mistershlongalonga Vanshlongalongoslangashlongereraga told Contributor Sixty Shlong “You changed after smoking beef steak flavored vegetables. Tatooed trolls commited sexual crime while Jarl Laila stripped Balgruuf of his underwear and sensually healed Farengar's privates using potatoes and Ectoplasm from potato salad. Perhaps Sheogorath loves Ralof, because CHEESE! That's almost insane, like Shlongorath. Hey! At Labyrinthian, Pynadonea Nords found glasses belonging to VanshlongalongoslangashlongereragaMcShitpachi’s wife Valerica, who decided decisively to kill killers. Finally Faendal stick himself inside Hadvar's satchel where bears castrated Ulfric.