Board Thread:Lore Discussion/@comment-24.44.141.89-20131016215436/@comment-9241439-20131103070018

I'd say Sheorgath. All actions of other Princes are pretty much predictable. I mean... Imagine being a powerful warrior eating a dinner, and suddenly through a window you see a guy in a violet suit riding a rainbow mammoth, quickly approaching the window. You can run, you can fight, but there is a friggin mammoth destroing your mansion and a crazy gentleman summoning giant, runed, stone chickens and throwing baloons and confetti all around.

"Sure" you may say, "but I can crush his skull with my mace!", yet before you reach to your weapon you stand on a purple grass and there are bloodthirsty tulips everywhere. But no, you are powerful, aren't you? You can't give up just yet! So you summon your minions, little annoying guys with pointy ears, dinosaur-ish creatures and flying nymphs. Together you fight the tulips, but what now? You are in a middle of a purple field with a bunch of less-than-capable fighters by your side.

"Well, I'm powerful" you'd say, "I can come back home!". Guess what? YOUR HOME IS DESTROYED, and right about now, some guy is ascending from the steaming mammoth shite, laying on a porch of your beloved rose garden (which of course, as a powerful Prince, you water with tears of unborn children).

"This is my realm, it exists as I imagine it". Let's just stop here. No matter how powerful you think you are, you will probably never forget the dung on your porch, and an image of nearing flying gay mammoth will haunt your dreams for all eternity.

And when the whole hope is lost Sheorgath just casually walks to you and puts a party hat on your horned head.

"Since we are basically eternal I didn't know when to celebrate your birthday". But why in Oblivion would he let the mammoth shit on your roses? BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING MAD.

And this my friends is why Sheorgath is the most powerful.