User blog:Blood Reaper/Things I've learned in Skyrim

This is a quick little blog of compiling things I've learned throughout my 300+ hours of Skyrim. You can add on to it if you want.

P.S. There was another blog similiar to this one. Please inform me if I repeated any of the things that blog mention.

Things I've learned so far

 * 1) Just because something on a map "seems" close it isn't.
 * 2) Stealing a piece of bread from an old women will result in bounty hunters chasing after you
 * 3) Dragonborns are allowed to do and be everything. Yes, even a tree...
 * 4) Dragons apparently have use with gold coins
 * 5) Horses are the Gods of Gravity. Can't climb a mountain? Get a horse to climb it upside down
 * 6) Ice is great for armor, even if you fall off a mountain while being frozen with the Ice form shout
 * 7) Giants don't like hugs
 * 8) Shooting flames out of your hands immediately tells companions to jump in front of it
 * 9) Skyrim refuses to have physics
 * 10) Chickens are sacred creatures. Killing one will cause an all out war. If you kill one without anyone looking, they WILL find out.
 * 11) Buckets are a new fashion trend in skyrim
 * 12) Horses are wanna-be heroes
 * 13) NPC's love getting hurt by traps. Even if they warn you not to walk into them.....they walk into them
 * 14) Dragons can read your minds. Want to find a dragon? They avoid you. Want dragons to go away? They're everywhere. EVERYWHERE
 * 15) Children can't report anything to guards.
 * 16) Having a belly full of mead is more important than saving millions of lives
 * 17) It isn't a crime if you kill everyone
 * 18) NPC's don't realize the traps they put up. Shoot an arrow at and they will immediately activate the trap.
 * 19) Even though Dragon bones are really heavy, shooting a flame ball at dragon carcasses will make the body fly 100 miles from where it layed
 * 20) Mammoths have the ability to fly higher than dragons, but they eventually forget they can't fly and fall down
 * 21) Killing your wife will result in free stuff
 * 22) That purple stuff on the floor isn't throw up from enemies. It's flammable oil...really flammable oil
 * 23) Using Ice form on an enemy while being on a slanted hill will result in super glitchy flying time
 * 24) Violently vibrating items is normal.
 * 25) Beating up people will make them your companion
 * 26) In real life stealing someone's crop is illegal. In Skyrim you will get paid for doing so
 * 27) People from hammerfall have curved "swords"
 * 28) A bunny is more dangerous to a dragon than you are
 * 29) Punching children in the face is legal when your a thane.
 * 30) Sweetrolls....the most prized possession in Skyrim