Board Thread:Online Discussion/@comment-14350577-20131024162905/@comment-21784388-20140107014350

91.156.223.34 wrote: 1. He has such a sexy altmer face <3 Only one male character in skyrim is hotter: the load screen altmer guy and he isn't even truly a character since he cant't be found in the game. Or can he? If he can I'd totally wanna meet him. And kill him. Because I totally enjoy killing the thalmor but in the same time I get quite excited by their power hungry, sadistic, over self-confident and arrogant attitude...

2, 3, 4... Those thalmor robes are totally hot too... And all the magic... And that voice! Wow. And his quotes are great since I have a thing for sadistic men in power. I usually end up killing him though because of my own hidden sadistic tendencies. That's my favorite past-time in the whole game. The only problem is the guards hate me in Markarth because of the Forsworn or some sh*t... They try to attack me every time. Stupid idiots! Just let me have a chat with Ondolemar.

I won't do his quest though. It wouldn't be fun at all if he addressed me like a friend! Then he would be as boring as every other friendly character in skyrim. Even though he would still have a sexy voice, of course. I love it when he abuses me verbally and attacks me. I love it when someone thinks they're better than me and that I should bask in their presence. In real life I would totally laugh at their face if someone said something like that to me. What a jerk! Why would he think he's better than ME! I'm the best in my books! But I would secretly love to hate them and fantasize about them abusing me. I'd never admit it to them though! The classic love-hate relationship. I know suprisingly many women like me who tend to get excited somehow by guys that think they're better than everyone else (especially me) and abuse me verbally. It's weird how modern day, strong women still have age old fantasies about strong, mighty and powerful men abusing them. In every meaning of the word.

Sorry for all the grammar mistakes. English isn't my mother tongue. I'm actually a nord in real life too :) From Northern Europe. Where the word "nord" actually means something and can be found in a dictionary. It means North (as you all may know, it's quite easy to deduce). A funny fact about me as a nord: I'm sort of immune to frost damage! It has to be reaaaaally cold before I care about it. But I can't stand heat. I've always had a thing for the bad guys ;) Mercer, Ancano, Ondolemar. I'd rather have a back and forth heated argument with someone I love/hate than be...sweet and ''kind. ''It makes the relationship all the more interesting.

I love the Skyrim wiki...I can talk about a character like they're a real person and not get called crazy :)