Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-11276487-20130729162631/@comment-29461586-20140708021605

1: Create countless god-like clones of myself that will exist in all eras so that I will be able to exist for an eternity in a sense.

2: Order the deaths of every single being involved with the Thalmor and the Aldmeri Dominion in all of Skyrim.

3: Legalize levitation magic and ban even the single mentioning of the Thalmor in any and all ways.

4: Give any defecting Imperials, Stormcloaks, and Thalmor land and citizenry as compensation but the loss of their individuality as a equivalent exchange.

5: Create super-tasty nachos with molten breton cheese, and make it a staple throughout all of Tamriel.

6: Negotiate a permanent truce of peace between the Empire and the Stormcloaks, allowing Skyrim to be independent, but each side must help the other in their time of need.

7: Restore the lost knowledge of the Dwemer in any way possible.