User blog comment:Thedoucheinthenorth/Two gameplay flaws with Skyrim/@comment-5012992-20121106233005/@comment-3492791-20121107042015

Because maybe almost being viciously murdered by radioactive mouth lasers will make them rethink their life. Maybe they will realize that crime does not pay and they should do something truly productive with their life. They go to join the Bard's college and become a traveling bard, spreading joy and merriment across the land trying to repent for their past criminal life. Then when he Dragonborn chances upon them on the road he smashes them in the side of the head with a warhammer so hard that it literally decapitates them because their name still says "Bandit".