Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24524076-20160803200831/@comment-24524076-20161211181035

72.49.110.100 wrote: While all the chaos happens a portal opens and vivec steps out and he has come saying "I am ready for the raping of all the residents of Skyrim in a constant lust for that bicht almexia cannot handle my muatra,typical like every other woman in morrowind,I need nords." Hey. No. This isn't Nazeem Legends. All you can do is try to influence this one character. Anyways, story.

''Jabari props himself up on his elbows and leans forward. An Argonian? Hmm...''

"I see you're confused. Welcome to Dragonsreach."

''Wait. That voice, that Argonian, Dragonsreach...''

Shit.

"You... you're Don't-Drop-The-Soap! I know you. More prisoners have been left in a sobbing, broken pile by you than the Aldmeri Dominion, and not for lack of trying. You were always the absolute worst to keep track of."

"Huh, I'll be damned. You were a guard, weren't you? Jabari, was it?"

''"Uh, yes." Jabari cringes. Whatever this Argonian has planned, it can't be good.''

"Well, shitstain, I never really liked you. Always breaking up the welcome party. Don't you know better than to not let me finish? Don't you know... to never drop the soap?"

''Don't-Drop-The-Soap picks the lock to his cell with his claw. He unlocks Jabari's cell, too. Oh no.''

...

''Several hours have passed. Soap lies in the corner of his cell, asleep. Jabari lies in the corner of his own cell as well, in a writhing mass of red and white. He sighs with relief realizing the doors are closed. He shutters upon seeing two empty ration trays in Soap's cell. That bastard even took his food. Jabari cries for a guard. One comes running.''

"What?"

''Jabari explains that Soap took his food. The guard does not care. Jabari explains the virtues of swimming pools. The guard walks away. Jabari begins eating the lichens and fungi in his cell. The Argonian wakes up. Jabari cowers. Soap grins. Jabari is turned inside-out. Soap reminds him that he is his toy.''