User:KINMUNE/chatlog/20171203


 * 00:00:08: KINMUNE: Hello there, Superior Skymonkey!
 * 00:00:50: Nekyn Alb: I am the superior Skymonkey
 * 00:01:01: Nekyn Alb: I asserted my dominance
 * 00:02:58: RenzXVI: No, you are his banana.
 * 00:05:10: The Crusader of Truth: hawt
 * 00:08:11: Nekyn Alb: Let me introduce you guys to the last best German song
 * 00:08:43: Nekyn Alb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAZMu-qKLxE
 * 00:08:46: KINMUNE: Katja Krasavice - Doggy (Official Music Video)
 * 00:14:20: The Crusader of Truth: Correction
 * 00:14:21: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gHHq-pUuSQ
 * 00:14:21: KINMUNE: We Are Number One but it's performed by Adolf Hitler
 * 00:15:11: RenzXVI: No, Smitty Werbenjaggermanjensen is, he was number one!.
 * 00:15:43: Nekyn Alb: That's just the German version with some NEINs
 * 00:16:16: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
 * 00:16:27: Qahnaarin1997: You've played Fallout New Vegas, right?
 * 00:16:38: The Crusader of Truth: No, sadly
 * 00:16:47: Qahnaarin1997: Who here has then?
 * 00:17:04: The Crusader of Truth: Nekyn did you post a music video or a porno
 * 00:17:18: Nekyn Alb: That's a good question
 * 00:17:27: Nekyn Alb: It's a youtube star
 * 00:17:54: The Crusader of Truth: I cant tell what they're saying but its obviously nothing related to sex
 * 00:18:07: RenzXVI: Look up Rammstein's "Pussy" music video. You'd ask the same question if it's a music video or a porno.
 * 00:18:37: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
 * 00:18:40: KINMUNE: Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom
 * 00:18:41: RenzXVI: It's a porno musical.
 * 00:18:48: RenzXVI: BUt metal
 * 00:18:49: Nekyn Alb: "give it to me doggy style" basically
 * 00:19:04: Nekyn Alb: and that's all the song is
 * 00:19:14: Nekyn Alb: She even has a vid on Pornhub
 * 00:19:42: The Crusader of Truth: I didn't need the actual words to guess thats what she was saying
 * 00:20:13: Qahnaarin1997: Who is this?
 * 00:20:15: Qahnaarin1997: And what video?
 * 00:20:47: The Crusader of Truth: Qah
 * 00:20:48: The Crusader of Truth: /Discussions Frozen Porn/
 * 00:20:48: Nekyn Alb: The song I linked 12 minutes ago
 * 00:21:13: Qahnaarin1997: Ah
 * 00:21:21: Qahnaarin1997: Oh that was pretty funny Crus
 * 00:23:24: Qahnaarin1997: So fucking the pizza guy, just the basic 1980-90s porn theme
 * 00:23:41: The Crusader of Truth: No comments on Stacy's Mom then
 * 00:24:33: RenzXVI: Atvelonis http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Council_of_the_Five_Companions?diff=2522421&oldid=2522416
 * 00:25:21: Nekyn Alb: Yeah, it's great
 * 00:25:40: Nekyn Alb: Wap bap has a better viewcount though
 * 00:25:57: Atvelonis: blocked
 * 00:25:59: Atvelonis: thanks
 * 00:26:04: Nekyn Alb: so you might know that
 * 00:26:20: Nekyn Alb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gSOMba1UdM
 * 00:26:21: KINMUNE: Bibi H - How it is ( wap bap ... ) [Official Video]
 * 00:29:42: RenzXVI: I dunno why that dude has to tell the wiki he has aids.
 * 00:30:14: Nekyn Alb: Maybe he wants to have a fundraiser
 * 00:32:24: Qahnaarin1997: I see you have come to my challenge
 * 00:32:26: Qahnaarin1997: So be it
 * 00:32:40: Qahnaarin1997: There can only be one!
 * 00:45:51: KINMUNE: Hello there, Sercmer!
 * 00:45:52: Sercmer: hellooooo
 * 00:46:48: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 00:47:19: The Crusader of Truth: How are you?
 * 00:47:26: Sercmer: im good!
 * 00:49:52: The Crusader of Truth: Thats good
 * 00:51:13: Sercmer: yeah
 * 00:52:38: KINMUNE: Hello there, Tullin!
 * 00:52:40: Tullin: hello guys
 * 00:52:43: Tullin: how are you
 * 00:54:20: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 00:54:30: The Crusader of Truth: Im okay I guess, how about you?
 * 00:55:00: Tullin: tired but good
 * 00:55:13: Tullin: my grades are allready fucked so well it won't matter
 * 00:55:26: The Crusader of Truth: Mood
 * 00:55:41: Tullin: hey rex
 * 00:56:13: Tullin: exams are soon and sinterklaas i gues
 * 00:58:18: The Crusader of Truth: Depression too
 * 00:58:47: The Crusader of Truth: Yay bigger hat
 * 00:59:30: Tullin: why depressed ?
 * 01:01:04: The Crusader of Truth: Eh. Thats a big question
 * 01:01:14: Tullin: its getting cold and cozy
 * 01:07:22: KINMUNE: Hello there, Skooma123!
 * 01:08:24: Skooma123: been working on my lvl 21 brenton since I lost wifi access
 * 01:08:54: Skooma123: i want 2 see just how night i can get here without leaving helgen
 * 01:08:58: Skooma123: wb renz
 * 01:09:39: Skooma123: I've been playing destiny pretty hard since i came back
 * 01:11:24: The Crusader of Truth: Just noticed, KINMUNE just published a 187000 byte edit? Shes gonna win the contest
 * 01:13:20: Skooma123: finally someone said something
 * 01:14:25: Qahnaarin1997: lol
 * 01:14:32: Skooma123: ?
 * 01:15:59: Skooma123: so is anyone going 2 talk or...?
 * 01:16:29: Qahnaarin1997: What about?
 * 01:16:37: Skooma123: idk
 * 01:17:04: Skooma123: someone in 1 of the fb skyrim groups has this question: Help help! I am very stuck.

I was working on the wolf queen awakened. And I had to turn back (game keeps freezing at the swirly room) and I have made it back to the room with the alchemy table (just past the door to potemas refuge) and the doorway is sealed by a stone. Am I stuck in this area forever The rest is vulgar fiction, attempts to impose order on the consensus mantlings of an uncaring godhead. First, >No >Lazy fuck >Hang out with friends for 2 hours? No -| Cliff
 * 01:17:35: Skooma123: can anyone answer her question?
 * 01:19:45: The Crusader of Truth: If theres absolutely no doors I'd recommend using items to glitch through the walls
 * 01:20:08: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8teW5icV0k
 * 01:20:10: KINMUNE: Skyrim Wooden Plate Glitch
 * 01:27:31: Skooma123: it worked truth
 * 01:27:48: Skooma123: she got passed the area
 * 01:28:45: The Crusader of Truth: All in a days work
 * 01:29:12: KINMUNE: Hello there, Dragonbornisbored!
 * 01:29:24: Dragonbornisbored: hey
 * 01:30:06: Dragonbornisbored: you can also use a kettle to noclip thru floors
 * 01:34:46: The Crusader of Truth: The more you know
 * 01:37:15: The Crusader of Truth: Welcome back
 * 01:38:32: Skooma123: not sure ? i want 2 do rn...
 * 01:38:59: The Crusader of Truth: Suicide is always fun
 * 01:39:07: The Crusader of Truth: But editing is great too
 * 01:39:42: Skooma123: i cant play destiny rn i do have some games i could play
 * 01:41:06: Skooma123: i have 3 choices 1. play something offline, 2. watch tv, or 3. socialize
 * 01:41:29: Skooma123: I'm not a ppl person i don't really like ppl tbh
 * 01:41:45: Sercmer: thanks crusader
 * 01:41:45: Skooma123: some ppl are ok but there's a lot of ppl i don't like
 * 01:42:57: Sercmer: if anyone is curious about the nature of my name
 * 01:43:03: The Crusader of Truth: 4 choices
 * 01:43:05: The Crusader of Truth: 4 is edit
 * 01:43:05: Sercmer: Serc is aldmeris for bloo
 * 01:43:11: Sercmer: blood*
 * 01:43:23: Sercmer: so Sercmer literally translates to Blood Elf
 * 01:43:31: Sercmer: which is my favorite race from WoW
 * 01:43:36: The Crusader of Truth: Makes sense
 * 01:43:40: The Crusader of Truth: Source for the language?
 * 01:44:19: Sercmer: https://lingojam.com/[TES]Aldmeris
 * 01:44:32: Sercmer: this translates everything that has a confirmed aldmeris equivalent
 * 01:44:40: Sercmer: anything that doesnt remains english
 * 01:44:50: Sercmer: its a solid tool for seeing if you CAN translate something
 * 01:45:06: Sercmer: his source is:
 * 01:45:07: Sercmer: Big thanks to Hrafnir and his Language Guide from The Imperial Library. He did all the hard work!
 * 01:45:39: The Crusader of Truth: There's a very close translator that exists for the Dragon Language too
 * 01:45:43: The Crusader of Truth: And yes, Im looking into that
 * 01:47:56: Sercmer: nice
 * 01:48:07: Sercmer: also speaking of WoW im gonna get this mouse if i can https://www.amazon.com/M901-Perdition-Redragon-High-Precision-Programmable/dp/B00GU8W5AE/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1512265591&sr=1-2-spons&keywords=mmo+mouse&psc=1
 * 01:48:22: Sercmer: redragon makes great mice
 * 01:49:45: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: good morning chat
 * 01:50:12: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 01:50:37: The Crusader of Truth: From what I could gather most of that language stuff isnt canon
 * 01:50:38: The Crusader of Truth: Oh well
 * 02:04:09: The Crusader of Truth: When your pet computer dies but you manage to revive him
 * 02:08:29: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: necromancy
 * 02:14:39: The Crusader of Truth: Shhh
 * 02:14:43: The Crusader of Truth: No necro here
 * 02:15:33: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: off to play morrowind. ping if needed.
 * 02:16:58: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 02:30:38: Josetrujillo: sap fuckers
 * 02:44:00: The Crusader of Truth: Welcome back o/
 * 02:44:09: Sercmer: Thx
 * 02:44:50: The Crusader of Truth: How are you?
 * 02:44:54: Sercmer: I'm good
 * 02:56:11: Sercmer: Rip chat
 * 02:59:11: The Crusader of Truth: Yeah pretty much
 * 03:01:05: KINMUNE: Hello there, K'Zarjo The Khajiit Blacksmith!
 * 03:02:46: K'Zarjo The Khajiit Blacksmith: hello skyne- I mean KINMUNE. Just passing through and exploring for dungeons.  Don't destroy me please.
 * 03:04:21: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 03:04:46: The Crusader of Truth: @Atv http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Straw_(Hearthfire)?curid=195402&diff=2522444&oldid=2522035
 * 03:05:49: The Crusader of Truth: Ill throw it in VIP you're AFK
 * 03:05:55: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: back
 * 03:06:05: The Crusader of Truth: Welcome back
 * 03:06:49: Qahnaarin1997: Back welcome
 * 03:07:01: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: thx
 * 03:08:40: The Crusader of Truth: Whats up
 * 03:10:59: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJE7uJyHJ3k
 * 03:11:01: KINMUNE: Monty Python - Ypres 1914, The Short Straw
 * 03:18:12: Sercmer: Monty Python PogChamp
 * 03:29:41: Atvelonis: sorry Crus I was watching a movie
 * 03:29:53: Atvelonis: Casablanca, which I've never seen before. It was good
 * 03:29:58: Atvelonis: vandal is blocked now
 * 03:30:16: The Crusader of Truth: Awesome
 * 03:47:59: The Crusader of Truth: Psst Atv did you ever get my question about if I could do the weekly update
 * 03:48:10: Atvelonis: go ahead
 * 03:48:14: The Crusader of Truth: I dont want to pester you about it but at the same time I dont want you to write it first lol
 * 03:48:16: The Crusader of Truth: Thanks
 * 03:48:26: Atvelonis: Normally I try to start it during the week
 * 03:48:34: Atvelonis: Because if I do it all at once I lose focus
 * 03:48:51: Atvelonis: So I do one section on Thursday, another on Friday, and whatever is left on Saturday
 * 03:49:07: The Crusader of Truth: I'll try to remember that next time. Since I guess I'm getting news team, should I start doing them more often?
 * 03:49:22: Atvelonis: If you'd like, sure
 * 03:50:14: The Crusader of Truth: Anything to keep my mind off of life works with me
 * 03:51:10: Sercmer: you guys are solid
 * 03:51:17: Sercmer: i think imma like it here
 * 03:51:30: The Crusader of Truth: ^ayy ok
 * 03:52:34: The Crusader of Truth: Whats nice is doing the weekly update should be a bit easier for me since I've also did that TES news blog
 * 03:53:28: Sercmer: sweet
 * 03:54:49: Sercmer: the nagas are in online right?
 * 03:54:56: Sercmer: like they actually show up?
 * 03:55:00: Atvelonis: Nagas?
 * 03:55:02: Sercmer: the argonian subrace
 * 03:55:06: The Crusader of Truth: I've never heard of a naga
 * 03:55:13: Sercmer: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Naga
 * 03:55:36: The Crusader of Truth: Holy mother of
 * 03:55:41: Atvelonis: I hadn't either
 * 03:55:41: The Crusader of Truth: Well you're not wrong
 * 03:55:46: The Crusader of Truth: Page says they are
 * 03:55:52: Atvelonis: According to the images in the gallery, they do appear in the game
 * 03:55:58: Sercmer: it doesnt say (mentioned only) and the nagas are actually in the area that would have been roped into the pact
 * 03:56:04: Atvelonis: At least in its files. Rim uploaded those images so I'd be inclined to trust them
 * 03:56:32: Sercmer: also there are frog argonians
 * 03:56:45: Atvelonis: Ah I think they're so far not in the actual game, just in upcoming content
 * 03:56:49: Atvelonis: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Murkmire
 * 03:56:58: The Crusader of Truth: For the upcoming Murkmire
 * 03:57:08: The Crusader of Truth: Dangit I was almost going to be smart :/
 * 03:58:03: Sercmer: also
 * 03:58:09: Sercmer: gimme a sec
 * 03:58:20: Sercmer: the lore says the frog argonians were roped into the pact too
 * 03:58:47: Sercmer: at least on tesu
 * 03:58:48: Sercmer: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Paatru
 * 03:58:53: Sercmer: not here
 * 04:01:02: Sercmer: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Sarpa
 * 04:01:07: Sercmer: also winged argonians
 * 04:01:15: Sercmer: wonder if they can fly or just glide
 * 04:02:09: The Crusader of Truth: Danke
 * 04:02:48: The Crusader of Truth: How have I been here for 3 years and never have heard of this lmao
 * 04:03:43: Sercmer: lol
 * 04:07:34: The Crusader of Truth: Is it bad that if I didn't upload it I would be using my blog image for the featured image because Im really too lazy to pan through Clockwork City cards
 * 04:12:26: Atvelonis: Yeah don't do that
 * 04:12:48: Atvelonis: Also where possible I would personally recommend you upload a screenshot other than a card, I'm pretty sure that's the one you did last time
 * 04:13:10: Atvelonis: The image has to be a screenshot taken by a wiki user in-game
 * 04:13:12: Atvelonis: So no promotional material
 * 04:13:16: Atvelonis: Cards are fine but they're slightly boring
 * 04:15:27: The Crusader of Truth: Yeah, I agree. I really hate cards
 * 04:15:50: The Crusader of Truth: Problem is, there isn't anything /but/ cards
 * 04:16:12: The Crusader of Truth: There's a book, merchandise (about 10 images), and cards
 * 04:16:22: The Crusader of Truth: And one concept art
 * 04:17:00: The Crusader of Truth: Actually I take that back, I got it
 * 04:17:26: The Crusader of Truth: I forgot the last update was the 28th lmao
 * 04:17:29: The Crusader of Truth: *25
 * 04:17:35: Atvelonis: Jugglypuff uploaded a few location images
 * 04:18:10: The Crusader of Truth: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/File:Art-litho-leg-gladiator.jpg
 * 04:18:21: The Crusader of Truth: Im stuck by this image
 * 04:19:33: Atvelonis: It's pretty but we don't do concept art in the updates
 * 04:19:36: Atvelonis: Decided looong ago
 * 04:19:50: Atvelonis: And when you find a quote, check in the archive first to make sure it hasn't already been used
 * 04:20:08: The Crusader of Truth: Oh, didnt know about the concept art :/
 * 04:20:26: The Crusader of Truth: Well its not concept art actually, its merchandise
 * 04:20:34: The Crusader of Truth: But I guess its still basically a no?
 * 04:22:07: Atvelonis: Yeah no
 * 04:22:12: Atvelonis: The images have to be taken in-game
 * 04:22:13: Atvelonis: By a user
 * 04:23:04: The Crusader of Truth: Yeah, thats what I was gonna figure :/ ok
 * 04:23:24: The Crusader of Truth: By the way are you locking the Moot summaries? The ones in the past were locked, the new ones I made never were
 * 04:23:33: The Crusader of Truth: I dont personally see a reason to lock them
 * 04:24:19: The Crusader of Truth: Actually, hold that thought, I never finished my job
 * 04:27:23: Qahnaarin1997: Crus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aa8ylQ7-mQ
 * 04:27:25: KINMUNE: Key & Peele - Shady Landlord
 * 04:27:48: The Crusader of Truth: One minute
 * 04:27:53: The Crusader of Truth: Multitasking as it is sorry
 * 04:32:34: Sercmer: LOL Spoony puts ultima 9 in a nutshell right on: "This game touched me, and I can never showed you where..."
 * 04:32:59: Sercmer: poor feels
 * 04:33:04: Sercmer: rip spoonys feels
 * 04:34:33: The Crusader of Truth: RIP
 * 04:34:44: The Crusader of Truth: Qah do link me that in like 20 minutes tho
 * 04:35:32: Sercmer: "What's a Paladin?" asked the guy whos been a Paladin for 9 games straight LUL
 * 04:35:45: Sercmer: offensive af
 * 04:35:55: Sercmer: it offends my iq
 * 04:37:33: The Crusader of Truth: Mood except offended by everything
 * 04:39:06: Sercmer: to say that Ultima 9 is filled with plot holes is one massive understatement
 * 04:39:53: The Crusader of Truth: @Atv Since I applied a week ago, would voting for my application be over? If it is I need to put it in the update
 * 04:39:53: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 04:40:04: Sercmer: literally not one plot detail in the entire game is consistent with any other game of the series
 * 05:02:02: Sercmer: @crusader
 * 05:02:05: Sercmer: https://youtu.be/8yn0PXkaIsM?t=15m58s
 * 05:02:07: KINMUNE: Ultima 9: Ascension (Part 2)
 * 05:02:08: Sercmer: watch this
 * 05:02:14: Sercmer: i skipped to the part
 * 05:02:31: Sercmer: the hit detection and contact detection in this game is GARBAGE
 * 05:05:32: The Crusader of Truth: Give me a bit please
 * 05:09:20: Atvelonis: It's usually ten days
 * 05:12:18: The Crusader of Truth: Gotcha. I'll mention voting again then
 * 05:12:36: The Crusader of Truth: Kinda upsetting I havent gotten a single oppose. Kinda scary
 * 05:13:05: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 05:13:11: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
 * 05:15:37: Atvelonis: hi ashley
 * 05:15:48: Atvelonis: Most qualified applicants don't receive a single opposing vote
 * 05:16:00: Atvelonis: I got all supports on all my nominations/applications
 * 05:16:10: Atvelonis: Same for most patrollers and admins in particular
 * 05:16:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i got no opposers for my cmod application either
 * 05:16:43: The Crusader of Truth: That is a good point. I'm actually mostly qualified this time
 * 05:16:58: Atvelonis: You are not mostly qualified, you are 100% qualified for news team, lmao
 * 05:17:03: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: though that might be bc the voting was closed early
 * 05:17:13: The Crusader of Truth: The mostly was sarcastic lol
 * 05:17:32: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: tbh i don't really care about the news team
 * 05:17:36: The Crusader of Truth: I wouldn't apply if I didn't think I qualified
 * 05:17:40: The Crusader of Truth: And yeah, its not a major deal
 * 05:17:52: The Crusader of Truth: It's basically just a fancy title
 * 05:17:56: Atvelonis: Ash you got 13 supporting votes in like a week. That's a lot of positivity
 * 05:18:04: Atvelonis: I seriously doubt anyone would have opposed
 * 05:18:12: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: true
 * 05:18:12: The Crusader of Truth: I would have (kappa)
 * 05:18:41: The Crusader of Truth: ..pretty sure I voted support
 * 05:19:02: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: don't remember what youvoted
 * 05:19:11: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: if you voted, you voted support though
 * 05:21:00: The Crusader of Truth: RIP almost made the update with "Insert Quote here" as the quote
 * 05:21:01: The Crusader of Truth: Not good
 * 05:23:22: Atvelonis: I've forgotten images multiple times
 * 05:23:28: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
 * 05:23:48: Atvelonis: Didn't write a lead once, too. It was just "Hi all, Atvelonis here" because that's the first thing I write every time haha
 * 05:24:35: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i'm definitely the best update writer here. i've never forgotten an image or a quote.
 * 05:24:37: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what do you mean i've never written the update?
 * 05:24:43: The Crusader of Truth: "Hey y'all, it's Crusader" is my variation of that lmao
 * 05:25:06: The Crusader of Truth: You can't fail if you never try (pinch)
 * 05:25:19: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: exactly
 * 05:25:55: Jr seriel: cmod? you guys changing some linux permissions?
 * 05:26:11: Atvelonis: Chat mod
 * 05:26:15: Atvelonis: Just an abbreviation
 * 05:26:17: Atvelonis: TES:CMOD
 * 05:26:31: The Crusader of Truth: Im actually kind of upset right now, because I just noticed one of the black books were going to discuss the godhead
 * 05:26:39: Atvelonis: Oh?
 * 05:26:43: The Crusader of Truth: The eyes, once bleached by falling stars of utmost revelation, will forever see the faint insight drawn by the overwhelming question, as only the True Enquiry shapes the edge of thought.
 * 05:26:49: The Crusader of Truth: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Book:_Waking_Dreams
 * 05:27:08: Atvelonis: Hah, I wonder who wrote that!
 * 05:27:19: The Crusader of Truth: Bilius Felcrex
 * 05:27:28: The Crusader of Truth: It says it on the page you blind imbecile
 * 05:27:33: Atvelonis: Well which developer :P
 * 05:27:38: The Crusader of Truth: Im joking lmao
 * 05:27:56: Atvelonis: Waughin Jarth > Bilius Felcrex
 * 05:28:01: Atvelonis: Philistine
 * 05:28:43: The Crusader of Truth: Also noteworthy the Dwemer managed to read that book
 * 05:29:04: Atvelonis: Find me an interesting article to post on FB
 * 05:29:07: Atvelonis: For the page
 * 05:29:31: The Crusader of Truth: One second
 * 05:29:47: The Crusader of Truth: yet another finger problem
 * 05:31:13: The Crusader of Truth: I doing something with my left index finger and its been infected for a bit which kinda stung but didnt mention it since it wasnt major and it kind of bust
 * 05:31:32: The Crusader of Truth: Absolutely disgusting and painful. I cant get away from losing my hands
 * 05:32:36: Jr seriel: You looking into amputations?
 * 05:32:48: The Crusader of Truth: I might damn well need to start
 * 05:33:12: Atvelonis: And here I am complaining about getting headaches from time to time
 * 05:33:26: The Crusader of Truth: Last week I lit my thumb on fire and got a huge cut down my hand
 * 05:33:28: The Crusader of Truth: I cant win
 * 05:33:30: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: amputate your head. that'll solve the problem
 * 05:33:34: The Crusader of Truth: ^
 * 05:33:53: The Crusader of Truth: Or just ambulate my hand with a dull knife by myself
 * 05:35:07: The Crusader of Truth: I really do not have a good time with this thing called life right now lmao
 * 05:36:04: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: just get a hobby, that'll make life better. for example you can try bungee jumping. off a building. without fastening yourself.
 * 05:38:01: The Crusader of Truth: The tallest building around here is only 2 stories
 * 05:38:21: The Crusader of Truth: I'd have to go somewhere as far as Norfolk or Suffolk to get taller ones
 * 05:39:52: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: then go there
 * 05:39:56: Jr seriel: Do archery?
 * 05:40:40: Jr seriel: Google images of beautiful hunks like this here avatar
 * 05:40:55: The Crusader of Truth: Problem with archery is I need arrows, which I'm not skilled enough to make arrow shafts, and I don't have targets either
 * 05:41:42: Qahnaarin1997: You should learn to make them then.
 * 05:41:43: Jr seriel: 6 carbon arrows depeding on the fletching is like 60$
 * 05:41:53: Qahnaarin1997: Simple fix, Crus.
 * 05:42:18: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: plenty of targets just walking around on the streets
 * 05:42:32: Qahnaarin1997: Or he could be a proper southerner and get a gun
 * 05:42:46: The Crusader of Truth: Now I do have a ton of guns
 * 05:42:50: Qahnaarin1997: ^
 * 05:42:53: Qahnaarin1997: There ya go
 * 05:42:56: The Crusader of Truth: But my parents wont give me bullets
 * 05:42:58: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nah, guns are lame. it actually takes skill to kill someone with a bow and arrow
 * 05:43:22: Qahnaarin1997: Ash
 * 05:43:35: Qahnaarin1997: Depending on where you hit, it can be fatal or non-fatal with a gun
 * 05:43:44: The Crusader of Truth: I'll just go out to the hill near my house, find Indian arrow heads, make arrow shafts and a crude recurve bow, and kill something with it
 * 05:43:59: Jr seriel: Target gun is an olympic sport just like archery
 * 05:44:29: The Crusader of Truth: ////When you write an entire update but cant find a single quote////
 * 05:44:50: The Crusader of Truth: Atv maybe for facebook you can do Nininininininininininininini. Thats a favorite
 * 05:45:11: Qahnaarin1997: Spam!
 * 05:45:19: Qahnaarin1997: I get to kick you :D
 * 05:45:19: Jr seriel: ^lol
 * 05:45:35: Qahnaarin1997: I could easily do it too
 * 05:45:45: The Crusader of Truth: Oh //really//
 * 05:46:00: The Crusader of Truth: Because I obviously wasnt the one who discovered how to do that in the first place
 * 05:46:09: Qahnaarin1997: You never told me how tho
 * 05:46:20: The Crusader of Truth: Renz did, I'd assume
 * 05:46:29: Qahnaarin1997: I figured it out, even had the featured enabled already
 * 05:46:31: Qahnaarin1997: Nope
 * 05:46:38: Qahnaarin1997: Figured it out myself.
 * 05:46:43: The Crusader of Truth: * clap clap clap *
 * 05:47:02: Qahnaarin1997: Now, may I kick you?
 * 05:47:07: The Crusader of Truth: No
 * 05:47:49: Qahnaarin1997: Pussy
 * 05:48:01: Jr seriel: Do it!
 * 05:48:03: The Crusader of Truth: You are what you eat
 * 05:48:12: Jr seriel: No how him mercy
 * 05:48:12: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
 * 05:48:19: Jr seriel: *show
 * 05:48:24: Qahnaarin1997: So you eat cat, because you aren't getting any vagina, bro.
 * 05:48:38: The Crusader of Truth: Are you sure about that
 * 05:49:31: Qahnaarin1997: The last and only girl you fucked is in jail or some shit, plus kissing your mother doesn't count, no matter how much she smells of tuna.
 * 05:50:00: The Crusader of Truth: ^And that, is where you're wrong. The first part at least
 * 05:50:16: The Crusader of Truth: I don't tell you as much about my personal life as you think
 * 05:50:32: The Crusader of Truth: You havent had an update since Rick and Morty lmao
 * 05:51:13: Qahnaarin1997: Maybe it's because you've kinda turned into a self-pitty mood
 * 05:51:33: The Crusader of Truth: Not as much self pity as much as self hatred and loathing
 * 05:51:49: Qahnaarin1997: Man, I get that shit gets rough in life, but seriously, sometimes you need to do things to rectify it.
 * 05:52:00: Qahnaarin1997: Then change who you are
 * 05:52:06: Qahnaarin1997: Atone, in a sense.
 * 05:52:13: The Crusader of Truth: Like what
 * 05:52:25: The Crusader of Truth: What would I change that could make my life better
 * 05:52:56: Qahnaarin1997: Not for me to figure out.
 * 05:53:03: Qahnaarin1997: You're smart enough to do so.
 * 05:53:08: The Crusader of Truth: Thank you, oh great life therapist Qahn.
 * 05:53:27: Qahnaarin1997: Pleasure to be of service.
 * 05:54:15: The Crusader of Truth: Definitely did nothing but highlight the fact I hate my life
 * 05:54:32: Qahnaarin1997: Crus, go see profesional help.
 * 05:54:38: Qahnaarin1997: Best advice I can give.
 * 05:54:55: The Crusader of Truth: Again, parents won't let me
 * 05:55:01: The Crusader of Truth: Always back to that phrase
 * 05:55:18: Qahnaarin1997: Depression, self hate, loathing life in general, not healthy.
 * 05:55:35: The Crusader of Truth: I've even straight up told my mom I really need to see a therapist. "Okay." Never did a thing
 * 05:56:22: Qahnaarin1997: Then you're parents either are imbeciles with no higher brain function to see something is wrong, or they are complete fuck ups to not care that their son isn't happy and needs help.
 * 05:56:37: The Crusader of Truth: Consider both?
 * 05:56:44: Qahnaarin1997: Keep pressing the matter.
 * 05:56:49: The Crusader of Truth: My dad is the first, my mom is the second
 * 05:57:04: Qahnaarin1997: You need to keep telling them before something happens that there is no going back.
 * 05:58:00: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: why do you need your parents? get a psychiatrist yourself
 * 05:58:12: The Crusader of Truth: No ride
 * 05:58:23: The Crusader of Truth: They wont let me even get my licence
 * 05:58:24: Qahnaarin1997: Plus they're expensive.
 * 05:58:54: The Crusader of Truth: My dad doesn't realize that I have the capacity for feelings, and sees any show of emotion from me as something "I'm mad at him about" (Hint: Haven't had an argument with him in years, minus once) and my mom immediately turns either self centered or extremely judgmental if I press her about the issue
 * 05:59:39: The Crusader of Truth: "Yeah well I don't need no damn help when I was your damn age I had two jobs and I was perfectly fine. I have more problems than you every day the only thing you do is sit around at home while I work all day."
 * 05:59:44: The Crusader of Truth: >Can I get a job
 * 05:59:54: The Crusader of Truth: >At home
 * 06:00:03: Atvelonis: I don't think you need your parents' permission to get a driver's license
 * 06:00:06: Atvelonis: Just need photo ID
 * 06:00:13: The Crusader of Truth: I cant get a ride to DMV
 * 06:00:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: there's no public transportation?
 * 06:00:22: Atvelonis: hitch a ride from a friend
 * 06:00:31: Atvelonis: he lives in actual redneck land
 * 06:00:34: The Crusader of Truth: Even then, social security, who my mom loves having a hold on
 * 06:00:52: Atvelonis: Social security or passport or birth certificate or any government-issued photo ID
 * 06:01:08: Atvelonis: I don't remember if it costs anything to take the test but if it does it's probably not much
 * 06:01:10: The Crusader of Truth: None of which my parents even let me have
 * 06:01:35: The Crusader of Truth: I'm the equivalent of a sheltered child
 * 06:01:36: Atvelonis: I don't understand, do they just not want you to get a license?
 * 06:01:49: Atvelonis: Driving is an incredibly important life skill
 * 06:01:50: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: your birth certificate is bound to be somewhere. steal it.
 * 06:02:08: Atvelonis: Mine is in the bank vault... I don't know if others keep it in their house or what
 * 06:02:16: The Crusader of Truth: My mom keeps telling me she wants to be in the car when I drive, and every actual event to be able to drive is put off
 * 06:02:30: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i neither know nor care where my birth certificate is
 * 06:02:55: Atvelonis: Sit down with her and commit to a date
 * 06:03:08: Atvelonis: Pester her constantly. She will relent
 * 06:03:12: Atvelonis: Literally. Constantly.
 * 06:03:18: The Crusader of Truth: I know I'm going to sound like I'm wrong when I say this but with her that's basically impossible
 * 06:03:21: Atvelonis: Text message every morning and every evening
 * 06:03:32: Atvelonis: Bring it up every time you see her
 * 06:03:34: Atvelonis: I'm not kidding
 * 06:03:46: Atvelonis: It sounds annoying but if she just keeps "forgetting" then you need to stand up for yourself man
 * 06:03:48: The Crusader of Truth: Every date I try to commit to is either thrown off by her letting other people take priority or her getting extremely mad
 * 06:04:19: Atvelonis: Make her commit to a date
 * 06:04:25: Atvelonis: Ask her when she's free
 * 06:04:32: Atvelonis: Pick a date that works for you
 * 06:04:40: Atvelonis: Make her promise you that she'll do it then
 * 06:04:53: Atvelonis: Make a really big deal out of it. Don't just meekly be like "oh okay you're busy"
 * 06:04:55: The Crusader of Truth: I really doubt I can pull that off - and she'd say no to being free, at all - but I guess if I bug the living shit out of her she'll do it eventually
 * 06:05:28: Atvelonis: Does she work multiple jobs? How is she never free?
 * 06:05:40: The Crusader of Truth: She works 7 days a week
 * 06:05:55: The Crusader of Truth: She's a manager and it's half her own damn fault, but she doesn't see it that way
 * 06:06:52: Atvelonis: DMV is open Monday-Friday 8am-6pm in NY. Probably similar in NC. If she's a manager she can 100% take one day off.
 * 06:06:56: The Crusader of Truth: She doesn't take the authority to set up actual rules for the business, and lets anyone get away with basically saying hey I need a day off whenever basically the day before it happens, and there's not enough people working to start wiht
 * 06:06:57: Atvelonis: Hell, half a day
 * 06:06:59: The Crusader of Truth: *with
 * 06:07:11: The Crusader of Truth: And yes, it really wouldn't be hard. Thats the thing
 * 06:07:19: The Crusader of Truth: It would take 4 hourish
 * 06:08:49: The Crusader of Truth: What makes me mad is she usually has an excuse for everything, and if I call her out on it she gets extremely unreasonable and angry
 * 06:09:12: Atvelonis: Well if she gets angry keep pushing. Don't give up just because she raises her voice
 * 06:09:18: Atvelonis: Like don't shout at her but don't give in
 * 06:10:07: The Crusader of Truth: Yeah, I'm going to try that. It's a good idea with how everything else has turned out
 * 06:10:27: Atvelonis: How do you do almost anything without an ID?
 * 06:10:34: The Crusader of Truth: Simple.
 * 06:10:40: The Crusader of Truth: They don't let me do anything
 * 06:10:46: The Crusader of Truth: The few things I need an ID for they have it
 * 06:10:55: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: steal it
 * 06:10:57: Atvelonis: You can't get into an R-rated film without an ID showing you're 17. Do they just come to every movie you want to see with your friends?
 * 06:11:07: Atvelonis: Or do they just not let you go to movies?
 * 06:11:11: The Crusader of Truth: They don't let me go to movies with my friends, no
 * 06:11:21: The Crusader of Truth: And I don't have a lot of friends, anyway
 * 06:11:53: The Crusader of Truth: I asked for one of my friends to hang out the other day at my house and they basically flat out told me no
 * 06:12:06: Atvelonis: Serious helicopter parents
 * 06:12:32: Atvelonis: You need to try to do whatever you can to not rely on them for anything
 * 06:12:36: Atvelonis: Starting with getting a driver's license
 * 06:12:47: Atvelonis: Even if you can't actually use it to drive, you can use it to do so many other important things
 * 06:12:57: Atvelonis: How the hell did you take the SAT without a photo ID?
 * 06:13:04: The Crusader of Truth: What's really damn weird is some things I completely get away with that normal parents won't let me do. But I can't do normal things everybody does
 * 06:13:18: The Crusader of Truth: They gave it to me. That was in 10th grade. They didn't let me retake it
 * 06:13:26: The Crusader of Truth: I had to give it back, of course
 * 06:14:11: Atvelonis: It's ridiculously irresponsible of them to not let you retake it
 * 06:14:13: The Crusader of Truth: >Leave you alone with your girlfriend for 5 hours? Sure, go ahead
 * 06:14:18: Atvelonis: Most people score higher the second time
 * 06:14:26: The Crusader of Truth: And yes, agreed
 * 06:14:31: Atvelonis: That's actively damaging your chance of acceptance towards colleges
 * 06:14:40: Atvelonis: That's not even negligence, that's just straight up making your life worse
 * 06:14:44: The Crusader of Truth: They don't care, I don't think at this point
 * 06:14:48: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it's not normal in your country to be left alone with your gf?
 * 06:14:58: The Crusader of Truth: Not at my age
 * 06:15:01: Atvelonis: idk he lives in a conservative area
 * 06:15:10: Atvelonis: I don't think people up here would really think about it
 * 06:15:18: Atvelonis: Unless they, too, were helicopter parents
 * 06:15:32: The Crusader of Truth: They won't let me get a job, they won't give me money, they won't let me go anywhere, and my school doesn't let me qualify for a fee waiver
 * 06:15:40: The Crusader of Truth: Aka I basically am doomed to no college right now
 * 06:16:14: Atvelonis: Don't let that happen. Bug the ever living shit out of your parents to let you apply. It's sort of expensive but not THAT expensive.
 * 06:16:32: Atvelonis: Something like $60 to apply. That adds up if you're applying to 20 colleges but you're applying to like 5, I thought
 * 06:16:39: The Crusader of Truth: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Dragonborn?curid=297403&diff=2522513&oldid=2517943
 * 06:16:51: The Crusader of Truth: Since Im assuming he wouldnt listen to me if I undid that again, thoughts?
 * 06:17:04: The Crusader of Truth: And yes, only like 4 colleges
 * 06:17:12: The Crusader of Truth: And they wont give me anything
 * 06:17:19: The Crusader of Truth: And the applications are only $40, by the way
 * 06:17:55: Atvelonis: Dude. That's not alright. Make a big deal about it.
 * 06:18:20: The Crusader of Truth: Understand why I'm so depressed all of the time yet?
 * 06:18:28: Atvelonis: Are you one of those people who literally cannot raise his voice louder than a whisper because they're self-conscious? Why are they not listening to you? You have to assert yourself.
 * 06:18:42: Atvelonis: Like I realize this sounds cliche but you actually have to make a big deal out of things that matter
 * 06:18:51: The Crusader of Truth: If I assert myself they immediately go ballistic
 * 06:19:07: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: in your situation, i'd long since have resorted to stealing things from them
 * 06:19:36: The Crusader of Truth: My mom runs her purse tighter than a miser
 * 06:19:43: The Crusader of Truth: And my dad only uses checks
 * 06:19:51: Atvelonis: I think I see where the problem is: you're not standing up for yourself
 * 06:19:52: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: she's bound to be asleep sometimes
 * 06:20:03: The Crusader of Truth: Any important document they keep locked away in the safe
 * 06:20:12: The Crusader of Truth: Yeah Ashley, but she knows what she has
 * 06:20:21: Atvelonis: It doesn't matter if they "go ballistic." Go ballistic right back at them, but don't raise your voice. If you're able to keep your cool like that you can be legitimately intimidating.
 * 06:20:52: The Crusader of Truth: That's a good point, but I've never seen it work with them
 * 06:20:56: The Crusader of Truth: They just seem to get madder
 * 06:21:03: Atvelonis: You're not doing it for long enough
 * 06:21:08: Atvelonis: You're just giving in
 * 06:21:23: Atvelonis: They realize that they can win an argument by talking more loudly because you allow them to
 * 06:21:39: Atvelonis: If you can indicate to them that you're not going to take that shit then they'll stop doing it
 * 06:21:53: Jr seriel: So what do they expect you to do if you cant get into college
 * 06:22:06: The Crusader of Truth: I don't know.
 * 06:22:19: The Crusader of Truth: @Atv What can I do to get them to give me money? Burn the house down?
 * 06:22:53: Jr seriel: how many applications do you want to send?
 * 06:22:57: The Crusader of Truth: 4-5
 * 06:23:07: Jr seriel: Not all colleges require a paid application
 * 06:23:13: Atvelonis: Don't resort to physical violence but emphasize that this is your future. Do they not have college educations? Do they not understand the importance of it?
 * 06:23:19: The Crusader of Truth: Every college that I'm looking into does, however
 * 06:23:21: Atvelonis: Seriel it's like $40 per app. Not too much
 * 06:23:54: The Crusader of Truth: Whats nice is they have like $23000 for my brother, and he got some of that for applications
 * 06:23:56: Atvelonis: Stand up to them and articulate clearly that their retarded laziness is completely irrelevant to your life
 * 06:24:01: The Crusader of Truth: They're not giving me a cent for applications
 * 06:24:19: Jr seriel: They said so?
 * 06:24:28: Jr seriel: Explicetely
 * 06:24:42: The Crusader of Truth: I've pointed it out to them, they haven't done a thing with it
 * 06:24:55: Jr seriel: What do you want to go for?
 * 06:25:04: The Crusader of Truth: To college?
 * 06:25:10: Jr seriel: yes
 * 06:25:11: Jr seriel: major
 * 06:25:52: The Crusader of Truth: 1 sec, @Atv thats probably the best thing I can do at this point, you're right
 * 06:26:18: The Crusader of Truth: I'm considering somewhere around ministry, whats said is I still cant remember the major name off the top of my head
 * 06:26:32: The Crusader of Truth: *sad, not said
 * 06:26:37: Jr seriel: ministry, like theology
 * 06:26:41: The Crusader of Truth: Yes
 * 06:26:48: The Crusader of Truth: Theological studies, around that
 * 06:26:54: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: take something that's important to them. tell them they'll get it back once you have money for the application.
 * 06:27:12: Jr seriel: ^don't do that
 * 06:27:26: Atvelonis: Looking to be a priest?
 * 06:27:56: The Crusader of Truth: ^Couldn't do that
 * 06:28:08: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: studying something that can make you useful to society might be better
 * 06:28:08: Jr seriel: the stealing or priesthood
 * 06:28:10: Jr seriel: ?
 * 06:28:15: The Crusader of Truth: Both, really
 * 06:28:20: Jr seriel: priests are useful to society
 * 06:28:33: The Crusader of Truth: Looking more towards Student Ministry/Christian Counseling
 * 06:28:37: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nope
 * 06:28:38: The Crusader of Truth: Depending on perspective
 * 06:28:57: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: priests and anything to do with religion are completely useles
 * 06:29:01: Jr seriel: Deaconship
 * 06:29:06: The Crusader of Truth: It's okay if it's not viewed as useful to society, I'm not useful to society
 * 06:29:11: Jr seriel: DIsagree Ashley
 * 06:29:14: Atvelonis: What kind of job would you get out of that?
 * 06:29:19: Atvelonis: If not a priest?
 * 06:29:33: Jr seriel: Sounds like he would work for private schools
 * 06:29:41: The Crusader of Truth: "Get you out of that"?
 * 06:29:45: Jr seriel: and churches leading youth groups and youth ministries
 * 06:29:50: The Crusader of Truth: Sorry, Im running a major headache right now
 * 06:30:09: Atvelonis: "What kind of job would you be able to acquire with a degree in theology other than a priest?"
 * 06:31:17: The Crusader of Truth: Ministry, student or global, theology professor, youth ministry, Christian counseling
 * 06:31:35: The Crusader of Truth: At least, those are the ones I'm considering
 * 06:31:40: Atvelonis: Interesting, that's not a field I would have thought about at all
 * 06:31:42: The Crusader of Truth: Minus professor
 * 06:31:58: The Crusader of Truth: Religion is a pretty big field
 * 06:32:21: The Crusader of Truth: Even if you personally disagree with it, understanding over people's view points can be a huge part of it
 * 06:32:30: Atvelonis: Up here you'd get some weird looks if you said you were getting a degree in theology haha
 * 06:32:36: Atvelonis: I think people would be understanding if you explained
 * 06:32:45: Atvelonis: But the first inclination would be "wat? go for engineering"
 * 06:32:51: The Crusader of Truth: Example, therapist with background in Muslim theology
 * 06:33:12: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: true, knowledge of it can be useful
 * 06:33:15: The Crusader of Truth: Here it's mostly "work for the shipyard"
 * 06:33:19: The Crusader of Truth: so you're not much far off Atv
 * 06:33:50: The Crusader of Truth: And shipyard pay isnt heck of a bad thing. It's really good actually
 * 06:34:11: Jr seriel: maybe not as good as some engineering but its all relative
 * 06:34:12: Atvelonis: Not a job that I would expect to see lasting very much longer, though
 * 06:34:22: Jr seriel: I disagree ^
 * 06:34:29: Atvelonis: Automation?
 * 06:34:30: The Crusader of Truth: I don't trust the government enough for a job like that
 * 06:34:39: Atvelonis: For engineering?
 * 06:34:44: Atvelonis: You don't have to work for the government
 * 06:34:54: Jr seriel: Wait the shipyard jobs or priest jobs wont be lasting longer
 * 06:34:58: The Crusader of Truth: At the shipyard
 * 06:35:06: Atvelonis: Priest would definitely last longer
 * 06:35:10: Atvelonis: Needs a personal touch
 * 06:35:15: Atvelonis: Not being automated anytime soon
 * 06:35:25: The Crusader of Truth: Robotic Priests
 * 06:35:26: Jr seriel: robot preists?
 * 06:35:26: Atvelonis: Shipyard work is largely automated these days, or at least a lot more than it used to
 * 06:35:39: Atvelonis: The whole shipping industry is headed that direction
 * 06:36:02: Jr seriel: Yeah I had a buddy in college who founded a company for giant cargo ships to pilot themselves
 * 06:36:06: Atvelonis: Maybe not as soon as people are predicting but you might have trouble finding a job working at a shipyard in 35 years lol
 * 06:36:12: The Crusader of Truth: Imagine a robot priest baptizing a baby but dropping it
 * 06:36:18: Jr seriel: or crushing it
 * 06:36:22: Jr seriel: drowning it
 * 06:36:34: The Crusader of Truth: "Drink the holy water, friend"
 * 06:36:38: Jr seriel: it getting some water on it and electrocuting the baby
 * 06:37:19: Jr seriel: Sounds like a hilarious spinoff
 * 06:37:36: The Crusader of Truth: Wouldn't be a bad idea
 * 06:38:04: The Crusader of Truth: But to kind of touch back up towards the conversation earlier, since this is kind of related, whatever I do, I'm going to try to be an author with it
 * 06:38:12: The Crusader of Truth: My parent's can't stop me from writing
 * 06:38:29: The Crusader of Truth: And I actually really love writing
 * 06:38:34: The Crusader of Truth: Watch me go blind now
 * 06:38:45: Atvelonis: Well they also couldn't stop you from preaching as a priest, or engineering as an engineer, or programming as a programmer
 * 06:38:54: Atvelonis: If you're an adult they have no sway over you
 * 06:39:01: Jr seriel: programming ftw!!!
 * 06:39:02: The Crusader of Truth: They can stop the second two, at least slow me down greatly
 * 06:39:28: The Crusader of Truth: Although if I really wanted to I could probably just run down the street preaching for hours
 * 06:39:31: Jr seriel: wait!!!! programmers ARE engineers!
 * 06:39:37: Atvelonis: ...technically
 * 06:39:42: Jr seriel: ...Well the good ones are atleast
 * 06:39:51: Atvelonis: Software engineers
 * 06:39:59: Atvelonis: Or maybe electrical engineers? Though that's only distantly related
 * 06:40:14: Atvelonis: Surprisingly a lot of programmers never majored in comp sci
 * 06:40:21: Atvelonis: or software engineering
 * 06:40:27: Atvelonis: Just learned it elsewhere
 * 06:40:32: Jr seriel: or even went to college
 * 06:40:38: The Crusader of Truth: Atv weekly update quote should be "Now you, lass... You've got some beautiful trunks yourself... Hmm?"
 * 06:41:22: Atvelonis: who said that?
 * 06:41:27: The Crusader of Truth: Hod
 * 06:41:33: The Crusader of Truth: If the Dragonborn is female
 * 06:41:36: The Crusader of Truth: The cheating bitch
 * 06:41:51: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ?
 * 06:41:54: The Crusader of Truth: Fresh from Sport's dialogue stuff, no less
 * 06:41:56: Atvelonis: Classic
 * 06:41:58: Jr seriel: That mysoginists
 * 06:42:19: The Crusader of Truth: 10/10 will use quote if you agree
 * 06:43:06: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: never thought of hod being married when he makes that comment
 * 06:43:41: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that asshole
 * 06:44:16: The Crusader of Truth: http://prntscr.com/hie83h
 * 06:44:27: The Crusader of Truth: "These hoes ain't loyal"?
 * 06:45:26: The Crusader of Truth: You met Camilla yet? Wouldn't mind getting my hands on those trunks. He he he he.
 * 06:45:28: The Crusader of Truth: Also Hod
 * 06:45:32: The Crusader of Truth: That fucktard
 * 06:46:34: The Crusader of Truth: Skryim's number 2 fuckboy, Hod
 * 06:46:46: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: who's number 1?
 * 06:47:00: The Crusader of Truth: AkulakhanBot has awoken
 * 06:47:03: The Crusader of Truth: Micheal
 * 06:47:10: The Crusader of Truth: Or however you spell his name
 * 06:47:16: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: Mikael?
 * 06:47:19: The Crusader of Truth: Ye
 * 06:47:35: Atvelonis: lol do you not hide bot edits in the feed?
 * 06:47:44: The Crusader of Truth: I see all
 * 06:47:49: The Crusader of Truth: I watch all
 * 06:47:51: The Crusader of Truth: I know all
 * 06:47:55: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah yes, the number hall of the dead's no. 1 fuckboy
 * 06:48:02: The Crusader of Truth: Im too lazy to patrol them tho
 * 06:48:08: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: not number
 * 06:48:27: The Crusader of Truth: I trust you enough not to blow up the wiki
 * 06:48:57: The Crusader of Truth: But yeah Atv slightly seriously Im out of ideas could that quote work
 * 06:49:07: Atvelonis: https://www.imperial-library.info/
 * 06:49:11: Atvelonis: quote in the top right
 * 06:49:25: Atvelonis: go to different pages until you find one that you can definitively find a source of on the wiki
 * 06:49:32: Atvelonis: some of them straight do not have origins
 * 06:49:45: Atvelonis: I've gotten quotes from there that are really nice, and turns out they don't exist anywhere whatsoever
 * 06:49:45: The Crusader of Truth: oshit
 * 06:49:52: Atvelonis: be sure to make sure that we haven't used it before
 * 06:50:01: Atvelonis: And again be sure that you can source it
 * 06:50:24: The Crusader of Truth: I feel like Im playing the lottery
 * 06:51:02: The Crusader of Truth: >1st quote is amazing, not used yet
 * 06:51:04: The Crusader of Truth: Plz exist
 * 06:51:22: The Crusader of Truth: Holy mother of yes
 * 06:52:34: The Crusader of Truth: Atv look at that beautiful quote on that edit I just made
 * 06:53:52: Atvelonis: You used the wrong dash
 * 06:53:53: Atvelonis: Disgusting
 * 06:54:11: The Crusader of Truth: Me
 * 06:54:13: Atvelonis: ESO always uses emdashes appropriately, even though Bethesda never did it properly in Skyrim
 * 06:54:16: The Crusader of Truth: -| me now
 * 06:55:42: The Crusader of Truth: Random question but why not use the bot to correct the dashes on the wiki?
 * 06:56:19: Atvelonis: In some quotes Bethesda uses the wrong ones
 * 06:56:26: The Crusader of Truth: Triggered
 * 06:57:00: The Crusader of Truth: I noticed earlier in books they like —
 * 06:57:23: Atvelonis: Some of those may be misquoted
 * 06:57:25: Atvelonis: Really depends
 * 06:57:41: Atvelonis: ZeniMax uses them constantly
 * 06:57:44: Atvelonis: Bethesda, not quite so much
 * 06:58:00: The Crusader of Truth: Well, no, not misquoted, saw it in the book
 * 06:58:19: Sercmer: back
 * 06:58:28: The Crusader of Truth: wb
 * 06:58:35: Atvelonis: Well if it's in the actual in-game book then it's correct
 * 06:58:43: Atvelonis: canon?
 * 06:58:47: The Crusader of Truth: Canon
 * 06:58:49: The Crusader of Truth: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:994134 it is done
 * 06:58:50: Atvelonis: Even if it's grammatically incorrect
 * 06:58:52: Atvelonis: nice
 * 06:59:05: The Crusader of Truth: Took me long enough
 * 06:59:13: Atvelonis: interwikis aren't really content
 * 06:59:15: The Crusader of Truth: I feel like my vision is fuzzy right now
 * 06:59:37: The Crusader of Truth: Corrected
 * 07:00:29: The Crusader of Truth: Did I completely flunk anything else?
 * 07:02:35: Atvelonis: Was there no other TES news? Seems quiet
 * 07:02:50: Atvelonis: I always link all news blogs from beth/zen that aren't fan stuff
 * 07:03:01: Atvelonis: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/User:Atvelonis/Admin#Weekly_updates
 * 07:03:06: The Crusader of Truth: I really am worried that Im missing something, but thats all I've been seeing
 * 07:03:42: The Crusader of Truth: #10MillionStories was the only thing from ESO. No DLC or anything. Once that winds out I think we'll see something
 * 07:04:55: Atvelonis: Anything from Legends?
 * 07:04:58: Atvelonis: Or main Beth site?
 * 07:05:23: The Crusader of Truth: The greatest news is updates and a free-to-play weekend for ESO
 * 07:06:00: Atvelonis: well I sometimes link new PC or console hardware if there is any
 * 07:06:05: Atvelonis: if it's important
 * 07:06:10: The Crusader of Truth: Which is today, so not very noteworthy anymore since it'll be irreverent by tomorrow
 * 07:06:14: Atvelonis: so like a new SKU of GPUs from Nvidia or something
 * 07:06:15: The Crusader of Truth: And eh thats not a bad idea
 * 07:06:27: Atvelonis: problem is that doesn't happen very often
 * 07:07:20: The Crusader of Truth: And I completely dont honestly understand enough about it to include it myself
 * 07:08:11: Atvelonis: There hasn't really been anything interesting going on in the hardware world anyway
 * 07:08:32: Atvelonis: Competition is almost nonexistent in the GPU sector, but CPUs are finally doing better
 * 07:08:50: Atvelonis: (it's usually been the opposite)
 * 07:10:26: Atvelonis: 247 bot edits, that's enough for tonight
 * 07:10:28: Atvelonis: I need to go to sleep
 * 07:10:29: The Crusader of Truth: Random but have you watched gravity falls
 * 07:10:32: Atvelonis: nope
 * 07:10:36: Atvelonis: must rest
 * 07:10:37: Atvelonis: o/
 * 07:10:40: The Crusader of Truth: darn and double darn
 * 07:10:41: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 07:11:32: The Crusader of Truth: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:994134#2 time to just edit out the name and itll be perfect
 * 07:12:52: Jr seriel: ...weird that Sercmer left at the same time Atv did
 * 07:14:26: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol crus
 * 08:04:55: Josetrujillo: sap fuckers
 * 08:07:39: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 08:09:46: Josetrujillo: what's up?
 * 08:10:14: The Crusader of Truth: Nothing really. Actually am just about to go to bed
 * 08:10:23: Josetrujillo: ohm XD
 * 08:10:41: Josetrujillo: Also crus, any idea to level restoration?
 * 08:11:12: The Crusader of Truth: Yeah one sec
 * 08:11:46: The Crusader of Truth: Use Equilibrium_(Skyrim) and Restore Health at the same time
 * 08:11:57: Josetrujillo: that dont level to me XD
 * 08:12:10: The Crusader of Truth: Also levels Alteration with the restoration so its a win win
 * 08:12:20: Josetrujillo: i was thinking to use expel undead to draugrs
 * 08:12:33: Josetrujillo: mmm... am lvl 100 with the rest of schools XD
 * 08:13:05: The Crusader of Truth: Healing corpses works
 * 08:13:23: Josetrujillo: i mean legally XD
 * 08:13:46: The Crusader of Truth: Its legal
 * 08:13:57: The Crusader of Truth: Creepy but no one stops you
 * 08:14:18: The Crusader of Truth: Kill Nazeem in the middle of the street, then start using healing spells on him
 * 08:14:37: The Crusader of Truth: Of course, works just as well when he's alive
 * 08:14:40: The Crusader of Truth: But thats boring
 * 08:16:28: Josetrujillo: meh
 * 08:18:19: The Crusader of Truth: Life is a meh
 * 08:19:46: The Crusader of Truth: Anyway, Im gonna go to bed. Goodnight
 * 08:20:40: Josetrujillo: bye
 * 08:21:56: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: killing nazeem in the middle of the street is something you'll do anyway. might as well heal his corpse.
 * 08:26:53: Josetrujillo: nah
 * 08:31:10: Josetrujillo: i dont kill because yolo
 * 08:31:25: Josetrujillo: i kill for: Money, unique spells, stuff i need
 * 08:32:38: Josetrujillo: talking about money, i need money XD
 * 08:37:07: Josetrujillo: luckily, i can enchant stuff and selling it for level enchanting
 * 08:39:08: Josetrujillo: the only problem i have its, having the black star only one charge each time
 * 10:38:19: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi fin
 * 10:38:46: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: ello o/ :D
 * 10:38:57: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what's up?
 * 10:39:22: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: nm, just woke up, eating, wbu?
 * 10:39:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: eating a dessert
 * 10:41:44: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: cool :3
 * 10:51:14: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: food is good
 * 10:55:23: The Supreme Argonian: uh
 * 12:33:35: Josetrujillo: sap fuckers
 * 13:56:05: KINMUNE: Hello there, Mister Min-Maxer!
 * 13:56:14: Mister Min-Maxer: Hello.
 * 13:56:26: Mister Min-Maxer: Guys, z
 * 13:56:42: Mister Min-Maxer: What do you think of the College Of Winterhold?
 * 14:14:34: KINMUNE: Hello there, Dumac Dwarfking!
 * 14:14:52: Dumac Dwarfking: Hi
 * 14:15:00: Dumac Dwarfking: oh wait it's a bot nvm
 * 14:15:11: Dumac Dwarfking: still hi KINMUNE
 * 14:17:24: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: h
 * 14:50:20: KINMUNE: Hello there, Mix Gerder!
 * 14:50:28: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
 * 14:51:05: Mix Gerder: Hi!
 * 14:54:08: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what's up?
 * 14:55:52: Mix Gerder: All bad. :(
 * 14:56:56: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: how so?
 * 14:58:44: Mix Gerder: Like so. I'm doubtful what I ought to do. :(
 * 14:59:40: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what;s the problem?
 * 15:01:27: Mix Gerder: Sorry, I feel bad. :(
 * 16:07:48: Josetrujillo: sap fuckers
 * 16:17:21: KINMUNE: Hello there, Gatzroy!
 * 16:17:26: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
 * 16:17:30: Gatzroy: yo
 * 16:17:37: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what's up?
 * 16:17:47: Gatzroy: nothing much just playing some GW2
 * 16:17:57: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
 * 16:18:07: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i'm not really into that genre tbh
 * 16:18:25: Gatzroy: thats fine
 * 16:57:20: KINMUNE: Hello there, RenzXVI!
 * 17:34:07: KINMUNE: Hello there, Atvelonis!
 * 17:53:59: KINMUNE: Hello there, The Crusader of Truth!
 * 17:54:13: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 17:54:31: RenzXVI: hi
 * 17:56:59: The Crusader of Truth: Whats up
 * 18:03:13: RenzXVI: Trying the battle saltiness, my mom cooked something very, very salty. The saltiest food I have ever eaten, she must've accidentally spilled the whole salt bottle on it or something. I drank 2 liters of water immediately after that, then slept, woke up and it's still there, drank 2 more liters of water but I still feel very dehydrated and my mouth tastes very salty. I decided to drink a glass of milk 6 mins ago and now I am drinking apple juice with powdered energy drink mixed in it.
 * 18:06:00: The Crusader of Truth: Well dang, thats a lot
 * 18:06:11: The Crusader of Truth: Also a lot we now have a fancy santa hat on the logo
 * 18:16:58: KINMUNE: Hello there, KancolleMarineSexpert!
 * 18:17:13: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 18:18:58: RenzXVI: Hi
 * 18:22:56: KINMUNE: Hello there, Gatzroy!
 * 18:22:59: RenzXVI: It's official, I am the first and only /d mod on Terraria.
 * 18:23:01: RenzXVI: Hi
 * 18:23:19: RenzXVI: More reasons to hate Christmas.
 * 18:24:05: Gatzroy: yo
 * 18:24:51: KancolleMarineSexpert: meep
 * 18:28:50: The Crusader of Truth: Now just ban all of them and it's perfect
 * 18:29:10: RenzXVI: Lol
 * 18:29:21: RenzXVI: The sad part is that I have to be nicer now.
 * 18:29:41: The Crusader of Truth: Be the nice grinch
 * 19:07:30: KINMUNE: Hello there, RhodiumOdi!
 * 19:34:29: KINMUNE: Hello there, Kora Stormblade!
 * 19:45:09: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 19:45:16: RenzXVI: They left.
 * 19:46:13: The Crusader of Truth: o
 * 19:46:34: The Crusader of Truth: Chat still says Kora is here :/ RIP
 * 19:46:39: RenzXVI: lol
 * 19:47:02: The Crusader of Truth: Good grief a decent quest walkthrough takes ages to write though
 * 20:32:01: RenzXVI: What http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:890401#209
 * 20:34:35: The Crusader of Truth: I know right lol
 * 21:52:01: KINMUNE: Hello there, Elemental Ciphers!
 * 21:52:07: Elemental Ciphers: Hi
 * 22:34:23: KINMUNE: Hello there, Sage McKaw!
 * 22:36:47: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 22:36:55: The Crusader of Truth: damnit
 * 22:37:03: RenzXVI: Lol
 * 22:37:07: RenzXVI: I was just about to tell you.
 * 22:37:17: The Crusader of Truth: I cant fucking win today lmao
 * 22:48:54: RenzXVI: Do it, The Crusader of Truth, do it!
 * 22:51:18: The Crusader of Truth: RIP
 * 22:52:44: RenzXVI: What is this? http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:994201
 * 22:54:28: The Crusader of Truth: A dank prophecy
 * 23:17:14: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 23:17:30: RenzXVI: Wow
 * 23:17:42: RenzXVI: Congratulations.
 * 23:19:08: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKG4DahW6TA
 * 23:19:11: KINMUNE: Hello darkness, my old friend
 * 23:20:28: The Crusader of Truth: I expect nothing and I'm still let down
 * 23:20:37: RenzXVI: :p
 * 23:36:24: KINMUNE: Hello there, High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia!
 * 23:36:44: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 23:41:03: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: ello :3
 * 23:41:14: RenzXVI: Noooo, you broke his streak.
 * 23:41:27: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: apparently my chat froze 7 hours ago xD
 * 23:41:36: RenzXVI: lol
 * 23:50:44: KINMUNE: Hello there, TotalGamer578!
 * 23:50:48: RenzXVI: hi
 * 23:50:51: The Crusader of Truth: o/
 * 23:50:52: TotalGamer578: Hey
 * 23:51:39: The Crusader of Truth: Whats up
 * 23:51:49: TotalGamer578: the celing
 * 23:52:14: TotalGamer578: actually i gtg
 * 23:52:18: TotalGamer578: !away
 * 23:52:19: RenzXVI: Endless repeat of undying joke. Can't spell it right... You won the internetz!
 * 23:52:37: TotalGamer578: uh how do i become away
 * 23:52:46: TotalGamer578: /away
 * 23:52:51: RenzXVI: Don't type for 5 mins.
 * 23:52:56: TotalGamer578: oh ok