Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-17045460-20130831145421/@comment-5917049-20130920072721

Kremmenos went downstairs after his drunken escapade to apologise for the bodies and to pay for the cleaners, but the innkeeper was far more excited than he thought. An energetic male Breton, who was kind of feminine.

"I am sorry good brother for the destruction and the blood around your inn, Here have 1000 septims to clean it up."

"No worries, hun, it was just fabulous, tell me sweetheart, what's your name?"

"Uhh... Kremmenos...?"

"That's such a good name darling, but it isn't quite real is it?"

"That's because my real name, is... is... is Sweet Roll, I used to be such a cute baby, I was named after a sweet..."

"That. Is. So. FABULOUS!!!!!"

"Ok....?"

"What do you do for a living honey?"

"I am an adventurer with a group of others, we try to bring justice to Skyrim"

"I used to be an adventurer like you, until the leader kicked me out, for giving alchohol to the soldiers in a time of war..."

"I'm sorry?"

"Can I please come with you? I can cook and give you ale, which I knew you liked last night *winks*."

"Ok, you can come, but don't give me too much ale, I almost cut my finger last night..."

"I know..."

Kremmenios stands there with a surprised face, but he decideds to shake it off...