Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24524076-20160803200831/@comment-24524076-20161113201703

''The false guard lunges towards Jabari with one sabre in front of him. Jabari swiftly sidesteps the attack, and draws a bow, quickly throwing it at the guard. This causes the guard to flinch, giving Jabari a moment to dislodge a sharpened part of his barricade and wield it. He jumps at the guard with the stake.''

"HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SHRINE TO AZURA?!?!"

The false guads leaps aside and casts of his helmet.

"It was foolish to toil with me."

"AND WHY IS THAT?!?!"

"BECAUSE I'M A FUCKMOTHERING VAMPIRE! I KILLED A LOT OF PEOPLE TO EARN THIS TITLE, I'D LIKE TO BE CALLED BY IT!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"JOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

(The screaming match goes on for the next three posts.)

''Just then, a man in very... contemporary armor, in the style of some of Cyrodiil's pieces, draws a bow, arrow nocked, from the top of Whiterun's wall. Its tip catches the light of the setting sun perfectly. He looses it, and it strikes the heart of the vampire mid-air, as he lunges at Jabari.''

''Jabari swivels around to see his saviour. "Who are you?"''

''"I try to protect this land from vile creatures like those. Who I am is unimportant. Unless you're attacked again, don't expect to see me or my brethern in the future. Praise the sun." He ducks back under the wall.''

''Jabari loots the vampire's corpse. There's a few fine sapphires and a scroll of Summon Undead. A tad more searching finds most of the materials for a Black Sacrament, excepting a body and a heart. Jabari quickly runs back into the safety of the walls, after picking up his bow, and retires to the Bannered Mare for the night.''

Four days remain until the horse armor is complete.