User blog comment:TheInfamousLyingHarlot/You know what Skyrim needs?/@comment-1840877-20130602072636/@comment-9156240-20130603202941

What? Just because bandits claim I'm a liar I automatically lie about everything? Nuuuu.

Besides, one does not simply lie about loving cats. Cats will hunt you down and kill you if you lie about liking them. Duh.

My cats follow me around all the time, and they all chew wires. But my last cat, named David, was the clumsiest cat ever. He would just fall all the time, and one time, my dad was sitting in a chair reading a book and David was trying to jump in his lap. My dad put his fist out for some reason, and David jumped right into his fist. Then acted suprised that he fell over. He was so weird, but awesome.

My current cat, if it's the morning and he's hungry, will sit on my head until I get up and feed him. And if I push him off my head, he'll just come back and sit on my head again. I still love him, though.

You don't have to walk cats three or more times a day, either. You just need to clean out their litterbox once a day or every other day.