Board Thread:Online Discussion/@comment-180.95.18.10-20130503024334/@comment-26045489-20130605031439

180.95.18.10 wrote: Umm... right. Look the imperials or nords or what ever probably used a spell for the Aspect. And the elves are like the children of the gods. Not those pesky humans! whaaaaaat!(I must go beyond the Lore)My first character in Skyrim for PS3 was a Nord and my first Character in Oblivion on this isnallation on the PC(I keep on uninstalling and reinstalling Oblivion)Was an Imperial I am Playing him right now(Dont take everything seriously some of this is a Joke but those Characters yea I really did play as a Nord and an Imperial)

I am going beyond the Lore

Brother Harold:The Power of Christ Compells You!!!!!(Im joking in This Part)for Insulting Humans! Your Punishment for Commiting a Sin will make you go become your Favorite Character in any game of that Series andd stay there forever you will never get a Chance to go to Heaven but you will also not go to hell you will go to Atherius!you have a Decade left until you will go to the so called Planet Nirn! and become your favorite character(The planet doesent exist but we are pretending it is in another Galaxy far far away(not a galaxy far far away because thats Star wars!)and it shall be real life your only benefit is that you have infitite respawns!.........................."Changes back to Normal"wait wait what was I Chatting yo you on Facebook ah nevermind just meet me at the Local Cathedral.

A Wikia Contributor(You):oh ok.

(later)

Brother Harold:thank god have arrived,I am Brother Harold of the Local Church I participate I am from the Christian Faith not Religion I do not believe Christianity is a Religion I believe its a Faith Im More of a Travelling Monk but I am Also a Priest I am from the Local Monastary but I attend every Mas(Im not sure how to spell it)In the Church,Chapel and this Very Cathedral that is Because I am no Stranger to those Sacred and Holy Places wait a Minute who Dared to Desecrate the Holy Water Melted from the Dung of Dog.

A Wikia Contriutor:wait its made from dog poop it looks like Water.

Brother Harold:yes but it is mixed by Rained Water Cool Water Warm Water Cold Water Hot Water Polluted Sewer Water Spring Water Salty Water Normal Water Chocolate Milk and Milkshake normal Milk Lemonade Apple Juice Orange Juice Tears of Sadness and Joy Urine a Pinch of Diarhea Cranberry Juice Strawberry Milk Melted Chocolate Syrup Vanilla Mud Water Collected from Wet Dogs even Black Water Collected From the Black Rain that happened in Hiroshima during the Bombing Goo Slime Beer Soda or Softdrinks call it either way Wine and Alot of Othe Alchohol and Beverage and Some Handsoap to Clean Everything up.

A Wikia Contributor:Ok.

Brother Harold:Now that I told you about that I forgot that The Dung of Man and the Dung of Pigeons and Geese are also Included.

(Im out of Ideas for now)