Board Thread:Online Discussion/@comment-1486547-20130517001507/@comment-26045489-20130522031710

180.95.18.10 wrote: Nickguy123 wrote: Supersonicman wrote: Nickguy123 wrote: 180.95.18.10 wrote: Thalmor says: The Dominion shall take over the syrup market! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That didnt make any Sense I dont know who is someone named Thalmor but I do know what is the Thalmor. He usually hangs out on the roads along with his buddies, Thalmor Justicare while they escort the infamous outlaw, Thalmor Prisoner. Oh you meant Thalmor Soldier Thalmor Justiciar and Thalmor Mage I"ve seen clones with Diffrent Faces and Genders! Diffrent Faces and Genders I say!!!!! Thalmor says: MEWHEHEHEHHEHEH SHALL TAKE OVER NIRN WITH OUR CROSS GENDERED CLONES AND OUR MIGHTY SYRUP SWEETNESS!! MEWHEHEHEHHEHEH:Ah the Syrup Market Justiciar Go try Persuading I dont feel like hurting his feelings even though I like Intimidating the Proprietor if not Go find a Talos Worshipper and Rob him.

Thalmor Justiciar:Of course my Lord Consider it Done.

Overweight Austrian Stallkeeper:Would you like to Buy some Syrup for your Ice Cream or Pancakes?

Thalmor Justiciar:The Ruler of the Aldmeri Dominion is here and he would like a 100% Discount

Overweight Austrian Stallkeeper:Of course even though alot of People hate the Dominion I dont want to Get Burned by Mages or get Shot by an arrow in the Knee or the Bellybutton now what kind of syrup would you like to take for Free?

Thalmor Justiciar:were having the Biggest party in the Embassy theres a large Construction going on there now so the King Demands or Kindly Requests all the Kinds of Syrup you have.

Overweight Austrian Stallkeeper:Here you go Have a Nice day now!

MEWHEHEHEHHEHEH:His Voice Sounded Strange from the other Nords.

Advisor Slave,They-Think-Hes-a-Dummy-But-Hes-Actually-Always-Telling-The-Truth:I think he is from a Diffrent Dimension By the Way Can I go Back to Morrowind the Dunmer there seem to be less Strict.

MEWHEHEHEHHEHEH:Fine but you will have no Protection and Besides your an Advisor your supposed to Guide me now why dont you Bugger off and Start Guiding yourself!

MEWHEHEHEHHEHEH:I dont Feel like hurting any of their Feelings so Justiciar you will recieve another promotion halfway to Guardian if you Ask them to go to the Construction Site at the Embassy with a Large Escort and a Few Speechers that can Explain the Reason why cant we be Ambushed a whole Token Force will take over the Market now go Rob a Talos Worshipper Im sure all of them from the Market are Afraid and Just Stopped Worshipping Talos and we will Pay them to Go to the Embassy.

Thalmor Justiciar:Of Course My Lord."Tries to Find a Shrine" (a Few Minutes later)

Heimskr:What if Thalmor Take your Children your Very Lives! wait a Minute oh not again "Calls a Bunch of Redguard Looking like People that Came from the Dimension Portal"We Will Preach and Sing to the Death! even though that seems Pointless to you.

Thalmor Justiciar:Yes yes yes lets just get it over with.

Talos Worshippers Including Redguard Preachers and Someone that Looks like Bill Cosby and Another Preacher that Looks like Martin Luther King:Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah "after a Few Reapeating of the same Word" Hal-le-luh-jah!!!!!!!!!!!

Thalmor Justiciar:OMED(Oh my Eight Divines)Noooooooooooo! wait a minute "Summons a Storm Atronach"

Storm Atronach Aka Storm Elemental:"Kills all the Worshippers".

Thalmor Justiciar:Aha Muhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

A Kid AKA a Mature Crybaby:"Whines Like a Baby".

Thalmor Justiciar:"does a Poker Face Meme and then a Facepalm" "gets a Pacifier" Puts on the Childs Mouth"

Thalmor Justiciar:The King wants Everyone from the Syrup Market to go to the Embassy with a buch of Speechers and a Large Escort heres the Payment btw your gonna have to move the Market to Solitude.

Overweight Austrian Stallkeeper:Of Course I will go Tell Everybody now Goodbye!

Thalmor Justiciar:My Lord I did it.

The King(Im tired of typing his name):Ah Everything Got according to the Plan Hehehehe.

Mr Krabs:I smell Money I dont care what kind of Money I could go Convert it to the Good Old Dollar once I go back to the Portal back to My Dimension.

A Narrarator:To Be Continued End of Part one.