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Emperor :"Mr. Wimbelton, thanks for coming to your performance review." "No problem." "So, you're in charge of this country . Is that fair to say?" "Absolutely. I'm the High King."

"Okay. So, take us through a day in the life of "the High king ." " "Well, the first thing I do is...

Talk to my General (Like a High King) Approve talos (Like a High King) Lead a Army (Like a High King ) Remember birthdays (Like a High King) Direct work flow (Like aHigh King ) My own bathroom (Like a High King) Necromance (Like a ) Promote Dragons (Like a High King)

Hit on Serana (Like a High King) Get rejected (Like a High King) Swallow sadness (Like a High King) Send some Taxes (Like a High King) Call a sex servant (Like a High King) Cry deeply (Like a High King) Demand a refund (Like a )High King Eat a sweetroll (Like a High King)

Harassment lawsuit (Like a High King) No promotion (Like a High King) Fifth of Mead (Like a High King) Shit on Elenwens desk (Like a High King) Buy a sword (Like a High King) In my mouth (Like aHigh King )

Pussy out (Like a High King) Puke on Elenwehs desk (Like a High King) Jump out the window (Like a High King) Suck a Jarl Ballins dick (Like a High King) Score some Skooma (Like a High King) Crash my Horse (Like a High King) Suck my own dick (Like a High King) Eat some chicken strips (Like a High King)

Chop my balls off (Like a High King) Black out in the sewer (Like a High King) Meet a giant falmer (Like a High King) Fuck his brains out (Like a High King) Turn into a dragon (Like a High King) Bomb the thalmor (Like a High KIng) Crash into the sun (Like a High King) Now I'm dead (Like a High King) "

"Uh-[huh]. So, that's an average day for you then?" "No doubt." "You chop your balls off and die?" "Hell yeah." "And I think at, uh, one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?" "Nope." "Actually, I'm pretty sure you did." "Nah, that ain't me." "Oh-[kay]. Well, this has been eye-opening for me." "I'm the High king." Yeah. No, I got that. You said it about four-hundred times. "I'm the High King " "Yeah. Yeah, I got it." "I'm the boss." "No, I heard you. See you later."

(anyone who gets the referance...kudos to you..)