Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5424581-20130419221450/@comment-768817-20130420005928

Incredibly Drunk Wanderer gets angry at the pillar for not exepting his bet, and thrust his, unexplicibly obtained, Dwemer Short Sword of Madness (Causes strange and vivid hallucinations for an amount of time that is target dependant), deep into the pillar, then suddenly thinks he commited a murder and tries to run away. He doesn't get far and trips on his way out, landing in market square, right outside of the bar.