Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29461586-20150927002008/@comment-28693219-20160514232540

Master of the Night wrote: When I got Hearthfire, I wanted a son that wasn't bald. So I went to Old Hroldan and noticed that Skuli had nice hair, so I got out of the inn and turned into a werewolf (so he wouldn't know that I was the one to do the thing) and invaded and massacred everyone inside, the only living witness was Skuli. He was angry (surprisingly he wasn't scared) and I ran off the inn and entered a random cave, hoping he didn't follow me. The other week he pops up at Honorhall and I adopt him.

What a lovely father I am... No children are bald.