User blog:Madman97/You know what really grinds my Wabbajack's? Dragons. Just Dragons.

Hello everyone, it's me again, Madman97, and I have ran out of nicknames to refer to myself by, and I am here to rant about stuff. Let's waste no tim, let's jump in.

Alright, so Dragons. F***ing dragons man...or woman. They are the base of Skyrim at the core. They are the most important enemies in the game, and there return spells doom for Tamriel.

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Well, somewhat. Don't get me wrong. I love the dragons in this game. They look great, they're a blast to fight, and they are just all around awesome...Okay I lied. Everything about them is NOT awesome. Specifically, their intelligence. Now, I understand where Bethesda is at with this game. There are thousands of NPC's that require AI in this game...but your MAIN BAD GUYS NEED SOME INTELLIGENCE OVERHALL!!! Dragon fighting is just to easy now! They pose absolutely no threat to me now! A band of, er, bandits have a much more significant presence than the dragon. And I know what your thinking, when the dragon comes flying in, everybody hits the deck and everyone is peeing their Tamrielic pants. The Dragons are awesome! (Buzzer) EEEEEHHHHHH WRONG!!!

Perhaps at a time, the Dragons were the most dangerous thing in Skyrim, but not any more, not if you have invested so many hours to the game, you barely see the Dragons anymore! My main problem with them nowadays are that they are just STUPID! Intelligence-wise! Dragons are supposed to be crafty, supposed to be superior to man in every way, and yet all I see is...DRAGON...SMASH!!! Even the legendary dragons! All they do is just fly around breathing fire at ya, not even adjusting strategies one lick! All I ever have to do is Dragonrend, stammer with magic, boom, I just disintigrated them with lightning.

It's almost a chore whenever I face a dragon nowadays. Remember that time when the Dragon bones and scales became your most prized possesions? Remember when fighting these things were fun?! That glorious moment when you have slain your very first dragon at that tower in that field in front of Whiterun? It gave you a feeling of Nostalgia, one of the best moments of gaming history when you have established yourself as a fighting force against this new threat, where you no longer run and hide from these flying lizards! While that was a once in a lifetime moment, it could always be replecated when you proved time and time again you were a complete and total Bad@$$ and could take on the world?

Why has it become boring? It makes me mad every time I am busy trying to find something to do in this totally devoid of adventure anymore game at the College of Winterhold and a random legendary dragon appears and starts to fight you. All I can do is sigh and start blasting it with lighting. It really wouldn't be a problem if the Dragons had some tricks up their non-existent sleeves to make the fights more interesting. But nope, the Dragons, who are supposedly the most awesome thing in the universe and had their own cult following, are stupid and are easily defeated. Some may argue that this could be changed in the PC version with Mods, but guess what, WE DON'T HAVE A PC. I KNOW, IT SUCKS, BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OUT OF THE CONSOLES, and these dragons are just not doing it for me right now, or probably will ever again.

Stick around and check in in a few days, because the SEASON FINALE IS NIGH!!! That's right people, we have reached number #20 on our rant series, and I am going to send it off with a bang sometime when I feel up to it, so tune in next time, and also! If in the comments below you guess correctly what the tpoic is, YOU GET A PRIZE! THAT'S RIGHT! A PRIZE!!! So comment below, and stay ranty everyone. See ya in the Season Finale.