User blog comment:DeirdreKent101/Took an arrow to the knee JOKES/@comment-2219755-20120729103731

I used to be Dark Crusader like you, but then I took a pencil to the face!

I used to a Man of Iron like you, but then someone stuffed my girlfriend's corpse with Kryponite and stabbed me in the back with pole...

What? No one said it had to be Elder Scrolls related!