Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-174.44.92.186-20140909202751/@comment-29458028-20140913140105

In Tolkien's works, if you were an ultimate badass, chances are you will get injured by an elf. If no man shall kill you, a woman will, if no woman shall kill you, a man will. If no woman or man shall kill you, a child will.

As long as you were the everyman, you would win every fight!