Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-174.44.92.186-20140909202751/@comment-5583506-20140913124321

Dovahkiin vs Aragorn - This one is a given. Dovahkiin wins, hands down. What is Aragorn supposed to do? Reflect Fus Ro Dah with Andúril? Nice try, ranger...

Nerevarine vs Legolas - Nerevarine may be the incarnation of Indoril Nerevar, but is still just another mortal (anyone who have played Morrowind should know, when smacked silly be a couple of regular bandits). Legolas wins with his bow... from a distance of miles. Though it still only counts as one!

Psijics vs Valar - Valar, being next in rank in power after Eru/Ilúvatar himself would definitely win. Psijics are just mere mortals with magical abilites, that's it.

Ancalagon the Black vs Numidium - Difficult to say. To be realistic, I would say that Ancalagon would simply crush the Numidium like a tin can under his feet, due to his ridiculous size (and weight proably), but then again the Numidium is powered by a divine heart and therefore this battle might last for a few centuries. I would say it's a draw...

Orcs (LotR) vs Orcs (TES) - LoTR orcs would win, there is no question of it. The orcs in TES may be strong, sturdy and master craftsmen, but the LoTR orcs wins by their quantity and by being complete vicious assholes. All in all the orcs in the Wrothgarian and Dragontail mountains would pretty soon find themselves overwhelmed and extinct.

Gandalf the White vs Shalidor - Gandalf wins by far. He is a maiar after all. To quote the famous Boromirs words: "One does not simply kill a maiar." He is an undying guardian spirit. Shalidor a mortal mage (should have just added this one in the same cathegory as the Psijics) would perhaps be able to defeat Gandalf the Grey, but could he possibly defeat Gandalf 2.0? No way. Besides you can't kill the guy who has more nicknames around Middle-Earth than he's got tobacco leaves in his pipe.

Pelinal Whitestrake vs Sauron - A divine crusader vs the very heir of evil in Middle-Earth? Sauron is like Gandalf, a maiar, so this one wasn't really fair. Besides, add the One Ring to this and the battle would end twice as faster. Sauron smacks the shit out of Pelinal and then lets him join his ranks as the tenth ring-wraith. One badass to rule them all! Show's over...

Melkor vs The Underking - A former valar vs another normal mage (although an undead one at that). Melkor/Morgoth wins without further ado. The original evil of Middle-Earth would probably have picked the Underking up by his cloak and thrown him as a snack to Ungoliant (back when they were BFF's).

Sauron's Army vs the Aldmeri Dominion - Sauron's got trolls, he's got the legions of Haradrim, he's got the men of Rhûn, he's got oliphaunts, he's got ring-wraiths and... oh yeah... an infinite number of orcs! Do I need to say anything else? The Aldmeri Dominion may have mages, but there is nothing impressive with an army that actually fears that the feud in Skyrim will settle down with either a Stormcloak or an Imperial victory. Against Sauron there can be no victory...

Saruman the White vs Arch-Magister of Crystal Tower - And once again this setup. Saruman is a maiar. Arch-Magister of Crystal what? Pfft! Saruman will just send his uruk-hai to tear that place apart and burn it to the ground. Although I doubt that Eru/Ilúvatar would send Saruman back after his death as he did with Gandalf, even if her were to be defeated. Nah, I would call this one a draw actually.

Balrog vs Odahviing - Being the corrupted form of a maiar, I would definitely say that balrogs wins. Odahviing may fly, but if he comes a little too close. Woosh! Fiery wip! Drag the dragon to the ground and then bury a nice flaming sword or an axe in its head á la Dovahkiin.

Surprised that no one even mentioned Eru/Ilúvatar? The God/creator of Middle-Earth?