User blog:Alpha Wolf-87/Marital problems

My female Imperial mage married Marcurio and everything appeared to be going fine. Until we stumbled upon an abandoned shack along the river. Inside the shack was a sleeping bear and I decided to fire a fireball into the shack from across the river. The bear proceded to run all over the place at an extreamely fast pace. So I crossed the river to get the bear to come back and proceded to shoot it with Ice Storm. The bear continued it's assault of me and as I was about to die I looked around for Marcurio wondering why I hadn't seen him fireing off lightning spells. To my surprise he was headed up the hill and down the road. I had to laugh at this because it appeared that he was happy his wife was about to die and was headed back to town to flirt with some other girl. Alpha Wolf-87 (talk)