User blog comment:The Milkman/Twitter Responses: Bethesda Still Having Issues/@comment-2186773-20121010195926/@comment-5558140-20121010204707

ik, we all came to our senses and realized that EA is signing contracts to have microsofts new console shipped back to Area 51 until they can develop the technology to program for it. Bethesda found out what was going on, and were going to tell the world. Microsoft offered them a huge deal, but Bethesda, being the infallable knight's in shining armor we all know them to be, refused. So Microsoft hired the Dark Brotherhood to assassinate all of Bethesda's dev teams, and replace them all with high teck robots. Unfortunatley, since the PS3 is lightyears ahead of Mircrosfts technilogical capabilities, the Microsoft robots have no idea how to program for the PS3, which is ultimatley why we have no PS3 DLC.

Its simple, really.