Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5320677-20131103181205/@comment-14749621-20131109011250

FishySalesman wrote: FishySalesman wrote: Duman did a backflip with 30 sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest and a heavy steel ball tied to his ankle while wrestling a bear that was carrying 2 revolvers. Duman disarmed the bear and threw the guns away. He swung his foot toward the bear and the steel ball flew into the bear's skull and crushed it completely. The people watching the fight cheered as Duman removed the the chain around his ankle and the dynamite. Duman then went to Luna's cabin. (Or you'll kill them both or you join them in their...Talk.)