Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-16047389-20140226184337/@comment-16047389-20140304221132

(sigh, A perfectly good backstory full of drama, adventure, and heroism. WASTED!)

Ulfgar walks to Kleppr at the bar.

"What's in those pockets, old man?"

''"Excuse me?" remarks Kleppr.''

"You heard me," retorts Ulfgar.

''Kleppr looks confused, but not quite offended yet. He turns out his pockets and looks through the contents.''

"Five Septims, a brass button, a dead bug, and a half-eaten slice of cheese."