Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-8435644-20130723063638/@comment-24038204-20130723092850

Talik had been working all damn day, deep in the mines, when he heard a loud roar outside. at first, he immediately thought it was a dragon... but then realized that couldnt be, as that had ended already. (... right?) but when he went to look, carefully, slowly, he found a troll. a nasty, stinking troll... just standing there! he couldnt believe his eyes! but he didnt have much time to believe it... as suddenly the troll was barreling towards him, and he was stuck in his cave. he pulled out his axe and dramx (one handed warhammer), but right before the troll got to him, he altered its velocity slightly, and redirected its momentum using magic- almost causing it to fall over- and allowing him to smash it downside the head. he quickly finished it off with a gout of fire.

"now someone tell me, what the hell is a TROLL doing in my house?!?" he shouted to nobody in particular.