User:KINMUNE/chatlog/20180822

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 * 03:48:17: RenzXVI: hi
 * 03:48:24: Zoder: Hello.
 * 09:19:23: Zoder: Hey Renz.
 * 09:19:25: RenzXVI: Zoder!
 * 09:19:32: RenzXVI: Why are you awake?
 * 09:19:35: Zoder: I just saw a commercial and decided I had to share it with you.
 * 09:19:49: Zoder: Oh, you know. Can't sleep.
 * 09:19:57: RenzXVI: So you imagine me as a celebrity now?
 * 09:20:29: RenzXVI: I couldn't sleep last night, I was being stalked by a baby lizard
 * 09:21:11: Zoder: A.. baby lizard.
 * 09:21:31: RenzXVI: Yeah, I couldn't sleep because I was afraid I might accidentally squish it. It won't leave.
 * 09:21:47: Zoder: I'm very tempted to ask, but before I do, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnjzp60n0vY
 * 09:21:48: KINMUNE: Twinkle twinkle little (Dick)
 * 09:21:56: RenzXVI: I woke up and inspected my bed if it had a lizard carcass in it but no, I saw my charger and it was on top of that.
 * 09:22:08: Zoder: I guess it likes you.
 * 09:22:34: RenzXVI: Then later today, I was watching Hereditary, the horror film. During a seance scene, I was startled so badly because the lizard went up my leg.
 * 09:22:48: Zoder: When my kitten was a baby, I made her sleep in a box because I feared I'd crush her if she slept in bed with me. She wanted to so badly that I had to cover her box so she wouldn't cry.
 * 09:22:57: RenzXVI: Here you go
 * 09:23:08: Zoder: So you were scared by the lizard and not the horror movie.
 * 09:23:13: RenzXVI: No.
 * 09:23:18: RenzXVI: I mean yes
 * 09:23:27: Zoder: Aw, that's a cute lizard.
 * 09:24:38: RenzXVI: Calling it cig is lamer than the commercial itself.
 * 09:24:54: RenzXVI: Yeah, I often have cute stalkers.
 * 09:25:02: RenzXVI: Wait, I always have cute stalkers.
 * 09:25:41: RenzXVI: But I wish it goes away, I don't want it to accidentally die.
 * 09:26:03: Zoder: It obviously just has a crush on you.
 * 09:26:11: RenzXVI: I can't wait for it to learn how to fly onto a wall like adult lizards.
 * 09:26:56: RenzXVI: It's been around me for 18 hours or something.
 * 09:27:40: Zoder: Damn. I wonder why.
 * 09:28:08: RenzXVI: It's stupid.
 * 09:28:17: RenzXVI: Not afraid of getting squished yet.
 * 09:30:37: Zoder: It may be stupid, but it's definitely cute. While it's sitting around watching your every move, you might as well research about it and see if you can determine a species. Then perhaps you could feed it.
 * 09:30:57: RenzXVI: No.
 * 09:31:05: RenzXVI: I don't want it to further stay here forever.
 * 09:31:57: Zoder: Then research about it and see if you can find a weakness.
 * 09:32:05: Zoder: Try fire, that's usually universal.
 * 09:32:06: RenzXVI: lol, the tail.
 * 09:32:19: RenzXVI: I don't want it to lose its tail.
 * 09:33:51: RenzXVI: Meet my stalker, Ashley! https://i.imgur.com/zPWPEWV.jpg
 * 09:34:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i'm your stalker?
 * 09:34:20: RenzXVI: No, the baby lizard
 * 09:34:31: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it's kawaii
 * 09:34:38: RenzXVI: lol
 * 09:35:05: RenzXVI: If it doesn't leave me alone, it won't be so cute if I accidentally squish it.
 * 09:37:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: can't you trap it and set it free outside or something?
 * 09:37:24: RenzXVI: No, it might lose its tail.
 * 09:37:33: RenzXVI: Lizards do that when they get scared.
 * 09:37:50: RenzXVI: I just have to be careful until it leaves.
 * 09:38:27: RenzXVI: I slept last night while it was around and I woke up and it was on top of my charger. Maybe it knows how to not be squished lol
 * 09:40:38: Zoder: It'll only drop its tail if you grab the tail.
 * 09:40:46: Zoder: Besides, they regenerate over time.
 * 09:41:05: RenzXVI: Yeah but it's going to be cartilage.
 * 09:41:55: RenzXVI: And no, it doesn't drop the tail only if it was grabbed. I've had a friend with a pet lizard that dropped the tail because she dropped a book in the same room and it made a huge noise.
 * 09:42:39: RenzXVI: Well, maybe it was closer to the terrarium.
 * 09:42:49: RenzXVI: But still, it didn't touch the lizard.
 * 09:43:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: they wouldn't drop their tails if doing so caused them serious harm
 * 09:43:50: RenzXVI: Yeah but it's mean.
 * 09:44:08: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: evolution doesn't do stupid stuff like that
 * 09:44:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: well, it usually doesn't
 * 09:44:59: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it did give humans an organ whose only purpose is to get infected and kill us, so i guess evolution might fuck lizards over too
 * 09:45:40: Zoder: Don't forget that honeybees die when they sting something with skin too thick because they get stuck and rip themselves in half trying to get away.
 * 09:46:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: don't honeybees always die when they sting something?
 * 09:46:59: Zoder: They can sting other insects just fine.
 * 09:47:22: Zoder: It's the thickness of skin that ultimately kills them. They don't know this, though.
 * 09:47:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: didn't know that
 * 09:48:09: Zoder: It's not the fact that a honeybee has stung that ends up causing their death; it's the fact they get stuck in what they sting and they are too weak to free themselves, and they struggle so hard that they rip their abdomen in half.
 * 09:48:26: Zoder: You learn new things about bees every day, huh?
 * 09:48:27: RenzXVI: They need a work out.
 * 09:48:42: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol renz
 * 09:48:54: RenzXVI: They need to twerk that stinger.
 * 09:51:02: Zoder: Pfft.
 * 09:51:28: RenzXVI: Then they'd be called bubble bee.
 * 09:57:25: RenzXVI: Bye, imma gonna go cook some double fire noodles.
 * 10:07:29: Zoder: Okay, have fun.
 * 11:35:28: RenzXVI: you missed me again?
 * 11:36:55: Zoder: Yeah, pretty much.
 * 11:37:01: RenzXVI: lol
 * 11:40:11: RenzXVI: I haven't seen the baby lizard in 4 hours.
 * 11:40:20: RenzXVI: Maybe it has finally moved on to a better place.
 * 11:40:27: RenzXVI: Where it is safe from getting squished.
 * 11:43:00: Zoder: You make it sound like it went to Heaven.
 * 11:43:24: RenzXVI: Yeah, anywhere but here. XD
 * 11:43:38: RenzXVI: Because no squishing.
 * 11:43:45: RenzXVI: It's all a lizard needs.
 * 11:44:39: Zoder: Good luck, little lizard.
 * 11:47:01: RenzXVI: It should just go to the kitchen where most lizards are at. They eat rice, but not because they're Asian.
 * 12:06:12: RenzXVI: i am gonna sleep now and you are still awake, Zoder!?
 * 12:06:17: RenzXVI: Let's sleep together.
 * 12:06:23: RenzXVI: Nope, bye
 * 12:09:16: Zoder: Oh.
 * 12:23:32: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: ello o/ :3
 * 12:26:01: Zoder: Hey (:
 * 16:16:06: Nekyn Alb: Hello
 * 16:16:18: Nekyn Alb: Ashley, since when are you a communist?
 * 16:26:18: KINMUNE: Hello there, Chillv64!
 * 16:36:47: Ottoman Hold: Did chat reset? There's like nothing here XD
 * 17:20:16: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: why aren't my pings making sound?
 * 17:20:36: Ottoman Hold: Is the chat going right now? I can't see like anything
 * 17:21:56: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: no, no one except us is talking
 * 17:22:27: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: but i should have been pinged about an hour ago when nekyn said my name
 * 17:23:31: Nekyn Alb: You need to switch out from the tab and in again to get the ping sound after reloading
 * 17:24:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
 * 17:24:34: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: anyway, why do you think i'm a commie?
 * 17:34:58: Ottoman Hold: Well I got to go, bye o/
 * 17:36:02: Nekyn Alb: That 4chan idiot wrote it in his bio
 * 17:37:01: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the racist one?
 * 17:44:00: Nekyn Alb: Yeah
 * 17:44:11: Nekyn Alb: "mods are communist faggots" or smth
 * 17:45:03: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: cock sucking communist faggots*
 * 17:47:02: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: at least we're not nigmer
 * 17:48:19: Nekyn Alb: "do you even /v/"
 * 17:48:40: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: no, i don't, in fact i have no idea what /v/ is
 * 17:49:10: Nekyn Alb: a board on 4chan
 * 17:49:13: Nekyn Alb: dunno which one
 * 17:49:15: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
 * 17:49:56: Nekyn Alb: I only know that /b/ is random and I think /r9k/ is about guns
 * 17:50:12: Nekyn Alb: /b/ being the cancer usually associated with 4chan
 * 17:50:31: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: my brother used to visit /b/ from time to time when he was younger
 * 17:51:35: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nothing but cancer came from it though
 * 17:53:21: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: oh this is still on
 * 17:53:42: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I played SOS for 5,5 hours xD
 * 17:54:08: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: SOS?
 * 17:54:46: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: Sins of the Solar Empire
 * 17:54:56: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
 * 17:54:59: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: never heard of
 * 17:55:09: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: it's amazing
 * 17:55:28: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: you colonize planets and build stuff and destroy other factions
 * 17:58:54: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: so, it's like the last phase of Spore?
 * 18:00:44: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: no
 * 21:13:52: KINMUNE: Hello there, Breakawaycanuck101!
 * 21:13:54: Breakawaycanuck101: ayo
 * 21:13:56: Breakawaycanuck101: what up
 * 21:13:58: Breakawaycanuck101: oh cra
 * 21:14:00: Breakawaycanuck101: no on'es here
 * 23:01:07: KINMUNE: Hello there, Briteone101!
 * 23:01:24: Briteone101: Hi there
 * 23:02:45: Briteone101: So my game is glitched and draugr aren't coming out of the tombs I need them to, to progress. Is there a way to fix this on council
 * 23:12:39: Nekyn Alb: Reloading
 * 23:49:59: KINMUNE: Hello there, DiagnosticLord!