User blog comment:The Milkman/Why High Elves Suck/@comment-4641058-20111216055657/@comment-4640959-20111219002418

Orcs. Just met one in Markarth, accidentally (really it was) stole a steel ingot from him. He doesn't report me, and I'm like "Oh yeah, okay, cool" Then I'm out in the wilderness and about six Hired Thugs attack me. Just for fun, I pull out my Wabbajack and turn two into chickens and one into a rabbit. Turns out the Orc sent them. Figures.