Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-5917342-20130318222122/@comment-768817-20130405220835

I'd be the adventurer who manages to defeat some legendary Daedric Frost Giant Lich King with just a vase, a Dwemer dagger, and the purest of unnatural luck, to retrieve his Acient Sword of Epicness. Then on my way out, I'd trip on a rock, and impale myself on the sword, and die.