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Jasper: "You make a smart move." He places his helmet back on, "For some reason when I do not wear my helmet people scream when I pass."

John: "I wonder why that is? Maybe because you appear to a parasitic crab eating someones head."

Jasper: "You flatter me."

John: "How strong are you any way?"

Jasper: "A fair question." He holds his arm up to a stray Bandit who was standing there for demonstration purposes. The Bandit's eyes glow orange, then his skin turn grey and his joints turn to rock. He falls over, unable to sustain himself. He cuts the throat of the Bandit with his blade.