Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-26305288-20150414190222

Go crazy my pretties: OI YOU, YEAH I'M TALKIN' T' YOU, GO CRAZAY, I'll go first 'What has roots as nobody sees is TALLER than trees, up up up it goes and yet, never grows,' a mountain. Huh, THE PRECIOUS, THE PRECIOUS IS LOST!!!, What have you lost? ' mustn't ask us not its business,GOLLUM, GOLLUM WHAT HAVE YOU LOST? OUR VIRGINITY, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!,

bLUrB OV The Lord of the Virgins, by K. R. U. Jolking illustrated by bOb 