Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-11549959-20130824222916/@comment-24873188-20150731201549

I absolutely love these

(guy in Sheo's outfit walks up to stall and takes wine bottle) "Yoink"

Stall lady: "Hey, that isn't yours!"

Guard: "You little b!tch, I saw that!" (unsheathes sword)

(argonian and wood elf watching from a distance)

Arginian: "Heh. The balls on that man."

Wood elf: (in admiration) "I know, to think.."

(guy gets escorted by the guards, is strutting with 3-inch high heels on)

Wood elf: "those shoes with that top! So brave..."