Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-29461586-20140104081259

A continuation of Part 1. Just pretend you're good ole Clavicus Vile & ruin the person-above-you's wish.

Example:

Me: I wish for a Plasma Rifle.

You: Granted. But it melts in your hand and you turn into goo.

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I think you get the idea.

Start:

I wish for an cold bottle of Ashfire Mead.

Note: Credits go to the great UselessArgonianMage. :) 