Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-8209010-20130702234430/@comment-24489208-20130703020942

Bandit #2: "Sir, it appears that our attack has already been predicted. How is that possible?"

Waltuo: "It is simple, I tipped them off on our attack so they would send resistance. I did this so we can show our strength and scare some of the weaklings in the cities so that we don't even need to fight full on. It is all about the planning."

Bandit Scout #1: "It appears to be a very large force defending the fort, you sure that we can win this?"

Waltuo: "Of course, I would have went alone if I knew this was going to be easy. I brought you men along to stop the chance of defeat. Why do you ask? Do you believe us to be weak?"

Bandit Scout #1: "Uh, no sir. It was just to make sure. So I can plan ahead you see! I swear."

Waltuo: "You learn well, we shall set the attack in to motion in but a moment."

(AKA, Let other people make character/Respond to impending danger/Eat cereal. Just for a bit.)