Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-16047389-20131209221845/@comment-202.156.8.12-20131215125054

The dovahkiin pities him and invites him for his wedding (cause he feels pity for an old madman and cause Sheo is his friend) to Serana (cause I know thats the most lore friendly one, even though beth is sick in the head), however, when Nazeem walks in, all wounded (well, legate Alexandros says Nazeem has a penchant for masochism), the drunk guests puke all over him (they all had hangovers later), the chef trips and boiling soup covers Nazeem (its spicy peppery soup with jalapenos, by the way), the waiter spills 65% alcohol content wine on him and dovahkiin, showing off to his bride, goes Yol and sets Nazeem on fire, causing him to run out, screaming like a little girl.

(The sentences aren't that long if you ignore the brackets, plus Nazeem is bound to the waters of oblivion like Umaril the Unfeathered, so if he dies, he comes back! All wounds are permanent till he dies and reincarnates)