Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-16047389-20140226184337/@comment-29458028-20140724114347

To kill Faralda:

One must make a daedric sword in the dead of the night, by summoning a dremora mage-lord and poisoning him with exotic poisons from Akavir. We must then cut out his heart with a dagger enchanted with soul trap and paralysis, before proceeding to use it in the forging of a daedric sword, using ebony that is stolen and beaten with a skipping rope. The sword must then be cooled in the blood of ten beautiful maidens, before being enchanted with fiery soul trap and chaos damage.

To kill Faralda, we must sneak up on her in the dead of the night, while she is asleep, and then strip her naked. After that, we must stab her repeatedly, all the while gyrating over her body in suggestive poses. After the dirty deed is done, we must cut her up, cook her and feed her to the mages!