Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-14011542-20131009214425/@comment-24640703-20141112060202

My dragonborn was being constantly harassed and stalked by all the maidens in his town, which made all the men grudgingly and hatefully jealous. So when he finally gave in to the richest and most beautiful virgin girl in town, they set up a trap to catch them red handed and so stormed into their inn room, along with the girl's father, the highest Thane. Seeing her imminent fate and punishment, which could go from anything like being whipped to shreds by daddy and never being able to show her face in her small town again, to being disowned and shipped to a convent for the rest of her life, she quickly cried bloody rape and thanked daddy for saving her. The fact that he still sent a few to their graves before being wounded and restraint only escalated his punishment from losing his manhood to losing his upper and even more vital head. Thus, he saw himself on that cart with the other arguably also innocent men.

Misfortunes of being a Redguard with a big curved sword