Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-6069202-20140127223312/@comment-6044976-20140222105130

Granted, but because the burger is really big and unstable, you drop it on a dirty floor before getting the opportunity to take the first bite, also, because it was smothered in BBQ sauce, when you drop it, it creates a puddle of BBQ sauce which causes you to slip over and get a concussion.

I wish I wasn't stuck in Imperial Armour.