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Drunken mumblings:

"Father use to say: your just like your mother, a dumb brute, no skill in magic!   Well to oblivian with you father!   No matter how good I was with a blade it was never enough!   By Hircine I'll be the best mage EVER!"

Pause as he grabbs anouther bottle and empties it.

"I'll prove I'm a REAL darkelf!"