Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-101.169.127.250-20130803165809/@comment-16597738-20130805232052

Sheogorath, he will supply all the cheeses to all his loyal cultists.

Sanguine, next time with him; you probably will be married to a female Riekling.

Hircine, too much beast mumbo-jumbo.

Molag Bal will rape you and turn you into vengeful vampire.

Malacath will kill you.

Clavicus Vile will make you kill your children.

Mehrunes Dagon will destroy everything you like.

Peryite will turn you into a stoner.

Azura will tan your skin.

Meridia, make you kill foul things.

Mephala will make you lie and kill people.

Namira will make you eat people.

Vaermina will give you nightmare.

Nocturnal will make you steal.

Boethiah will make you kill your best friend.