Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24489208-20130911221257/@comment-16047389-20131217202649

Granted, but you'll be seen as an alien and your government will kidnap you in the night to discect you and interrogate you for information.

I wish for a glass of water with three ice cubes to be delivered to Jarl Elisif during a full moon between the hours of 6 and 11 at night by a red headed female Breton, who is actually a werewolf, before she is greeted by Cicero performing his new routine involving the juggling of four firey batons exactly five feet into the air, which is made up of precisely 71.4% Oxygen, 17.7% Nitrogen, 8.3% Hydrogen, and 2.6% Magic.