User:KINMUNE/chatlog/20160603

" Qahnaarin, your my brother " A.K.A. Grandmar Nazi (y) " See those warriors from Hammerfell??? They got Curved Swords. Curved. Swords." I don't even know where you'd get that idea.
 * 23:57:02: Slayingthehalcyon: I shall be back after I have studied the engrish rangruige for years
 * 23:57:06: Kora Stormblade: I tried to break him but he can't
 * 23:57:20: Kora Stormblade: I wonder how asian people say refrigerator
 * 23:57:20: Slayingthehalcyon: ;~;
 * 23:57:23: Kora Stormblade: OH
 * 23:57:24: Slayingthehalcyon: it's like they're not even trying
 * 23:57:25: Qahnaarin1997: Argonian, you haven't seen them.
 * 23:57:28: Kora Stormblade: yes those too xD
 * 23:57:31: Qahnaarin1997: They made me laugh so hard
 * 23:57:40: Qahnaarin1997: Shawn's abortion dragons
 * 23:57:44: Kora Stormblade: oh fucking hell
 * 23:57:47: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 23:57:48: Slayingthehalcyon: Like if they're going to their place, which is over there, then, they're going to need their pants which are in there.
 * 23:57:50: Kora Stormblade: don't even start that shit xD
 * 23:57:57: Qahnaarin1997: XD
 * 23:58:01: ArgonianLover: Kora does this make you mad??? If I do...
 * 23:58:06: ArgonianLover: Sorry I'm just curious
 * 23:58:06: Kora Stormblade: Yes Halcyon I loved reading that (y)
 * 23:58:07: Slayingthehalcyon: ._.
 * 23:58:10: Slayingthehalcyon: you're*
 * 23:58:11: Slayingthehalcyon: D:
 * 23:58:21: Kora Stormblade: Finally someone else to be a nazi with
 * 23:58:22: ArgonianLover: Lol
 * 23:58:25: Qahnaarin1997: We have a new grammar nazi
 * 23:58:26: Slayingthehalcyon: I'm sorry Fam
 * 23:58:30: Slayingthehalcyon: but like I'm not a grammar nazi
 * 23:58:35: Slayingthehalcyon: I am... just the grammar you did nazi
 * 23:58:35: Slayingthehalcyon: ;~;
 * 23:58:40: Kora Stormblade: xD
 * 23:58:46: ArgonianLover: Grandma Nazi
 * 23:58:54: ArgonianLover: Yep
 * 23:58:55: Slayingthehalcyon: Spongegar Nazi?
 * 23:58:56: Kora Stormblade: brb a sec
 * 23:58:59: ArgonianLover: Lol
 * 23:59:00: ArgonianLover: Kk
 * 23:59:06: Slayingthehalcyon: Please don't tell me that's the next evolution of your nazism
 * 23:59:07: Slayingthehalcyon: D:
 * 23:59:22: ArgonianLover: Hah lol maaybe >_O
 * 23:59:46: Qahnaarin1997: Behold! The Wabbajack Fallout MOD! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib1Y4XcstLE
 * 23:59:47: KINMUNE: The Wabbajack in Fallout 4!
 * 23:59:50: ArgonianLover: Lol I'm not Adolf Hitler
 * 23:59:51: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 23:59:56: Slayingthehalcyon: Honestly though, I think that people that have at the least, made it into a ninth grade education, or equivalent, should be smart enough to know the difference between they're, there, and their.
 * 00:00:08: Qahnaarin1997: Heil Hitler!
 * 00:00:11: Qahnaarin1997: 14/88
 * 00:00:12: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 00:00:14: Qahnaarin1997: jk
 * 00:00:14: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 00:00:16: ArgonianLover: Lol
 * 00:00:18: Slayingthehalcyon: Oh nuuu
 * 00:00:25: Qahnaarin1997: O
 * 00:00:25: Slayingthehalcyon: This is out of mien kampfert zone
 * 00:00:29: ArgonianLover: *Cough *Cough the Holocaust
 * 00:00:29: Qahnaarin1997: u know dat?
 * 00:00:33: ArgonianLover: Was sad
 * 00:01:05: Slayingthehalcyon: "The SS on my chest stands for SUPAH SMOOTHE,"
 * 00:01:10: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 00:01:22: Slayingthehalcyon: "H I T L E R, drivin down the street in the fancy cah"
 * 00:01:27: Slayingthehalcyon: Have you seen that?
 * 00:01:29: Slayingthehalcyon: That shit's great
 * 00:01:31: ArgonianLover: Qahnaarin, can I PM you about something somebody said on a youtube channel???
 * 00:01:45: Qahnaarin1997: What is it first?
 * 00:02:05: ArgonianLover: It's about a funny Youtube vid, By Kitty0706
 * 00:02:06: Slayingthehalcyon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rurBHWxYaR0
 * 00:02:08: KINMUNE: Whitest Kids U' Know - Hitler Rap
 * 00:02:10: ArgonianLover: He died :(
 * 00:02:23: Qahnaarin1997: Nah, I am good.
 * 00:02:29: ArgonianLover: Oh kk
 * 00:02:59: Slayingthehalcyon: /me wibbles Renz
 * 00:03:05: ArgonianLover: Lolwut
 * 00:03:20: Slayingthehalcyon: /me is stil stuck in his 2012 RP site days
 * 00:03:25: Slayingthehalcyon: Dx
 * 00:03:29: ArgonianLover: Lol
 * 00:03:34: KINMUNE: Hello there, CiviclyYours!
 * 00:03:39: Qahnaarin1997: Krista!
 * 00:03:40: CiviclyYours: ahoy!
 * 00:03:44: RenzXVI: Hi CiviclyYours
 * 00:03:52: ArgonianLover: Hello, Civic O/
 * 00:03:57: Qahnaarin1997: Krista, how are you?
 * 00:05:04: Shockstorm: hey
 * 00:05:11: Qahnaarin1997: Pandaborn!
 * 00:05:11: ArgonianLover: Lol How is My name a Ping Phrase???
 * 00:05:25: ArgonianLover: What is that there for???
 * 00:05:36: Qahnaarin1997: Wut?
 * 00:05:53: Qahnaarin1997: Is your name Francis?
 * 00:05:54: ArgonianLover: Ah, I think the Options / Probably Chatkack
 * 00:06:00: Slayingthehalcyon: Let me spell it out for you
 * 00:06:01: ArgonianLover: *Chathacks
 * 00:06:04: Slayingthehalcyon: "F R A N C I S"
 * 00:06:06: ArgonianLover: Lolwut no
 * 00:06:07: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 00:06:11: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 00:06:11: Slayingthehalcyon: "does he write you love notes too?"
 * 00:06:18: Qahnaarin1997: It's a Deadpool joke.
 * 00:06:33: Qahnaarin1997: *.
 * 00:06:37: Slayingthehalcyon: "The whole world feels larger in this hand"
 * 00:06:40: ArgonianLover: http://coppa.org - You must be 13 or older to legally have an account on Wikia.
 * 00:06:45: Slayingthehalcyon: I could like quote for hours from that movie
 * 00:06:46: ArgonianLover: ^^^ True
 * 00:06:50: Qahnaarin1997: I have a Deadpool mod for Fallout 4 xD
 * 00:06:58: Slayingthehalcyon: GLORIOUS
 * 00:07:35: Qahnaarin1997: Fucking hell no.
 * 00:07:39: Slayingthehalcyon: It's hilarious
 * 00:07:40: Qahnaarin1997: Fuck jesus.
 * 00:07:42: Slayingthehalcyon: because it's old people
 * 00:07:50: Slayingthehalcyon: "Jesus is my n****"
 * 00:07:59: Slayingthehalcyon: they think it'll actually make their group grow
 * 00:08:04: Slayingthehalcyon: Like
 * 00:08:12: Qahnaarin1997: Jesus is a zombie, he rose from the dead.
 * 00:08:13: YulFusKrad: hi all
 * 00:08:14: Slayingthehalcyon: like legit its part of an actual outreach. xD
 * 00:08:19: Slayingthehalcyon: yah fam
 * 00:08:21: Slayingthehalcyon: don't you know
 * 00:08:21: Qahnaarin1997: So can I shoot him in his head?
 * 00:08:30: Slayingthehalcyon: Lag made him take three days to respawn?
 * 00:08:36: Qahnaarin1997: Lol
 * 00:08:41: ArgonianLover: Oops :/
 * 00:08:42: Qahnaarin1997: Fucking lag
 * 00:08:45: Slayingthehalcyon: >.< my personal favorite
 * 00:08:46: Slayingthehalcyon: is
 * 00:08:54: Slayingthehalcyon: "One time I got so stoned, I woke up in a cave three days later"
 * 00:09:07: Qahnaarin1997: brb
 * 00:09:16: Slayingthehalcyon: This is probably why I got kicked out of a church the last time I went
 * 00:09:17: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 00:12:02: Qahnaarin1997: Church is for faggots :)
 * 00:12:09: Qahnaarin1997: jk
 * 00:12:13: ArgonianLover: 'Cuse me???
 * 00:12:15: ArgonianLover: Oh lol
 * 00:12:18: ArgonianLover: nvm then
 * 00:12:19: Qahnaarin1997: I dislike religion in general.
 * 00:12:23: ArgonianLover: oh I see
 * 00:12:26: ArgonianLover: Why ???
 * 00:12:34: Slayingthehalcyon: :P
 * 00:12:36: Qahnaarin1997: It's a total scam.
 * 00:12:41: Slayingthehalcyon: I was raised Christian
 * 00:12:45: Slayingthehalcyon: but learned enough shit
 * 00:12:48: ArgonianLover: Oh, ok :/
 * 00:12:49: Slayingthehalcyon: to know most of them are full of shit
 * 00:12:54: Qahnaarin1997: Also the whole creationism thing.
 * 00:13:00: Qahnaarin1997: Total Bull shit.
 * 00:13:04: Slayingthehalcyon: and am now a major apathecist
 * 00:13:06: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 00:13:11: Slayingthehalcyon: have you heard what they think is popular now?
 * 00:13:16: Slayingthehalcyon: "the earth was created old."
 * 00:13:18: Slayingthehalcyon: I'm like
 * 00:13:37: Slayingthehalcyon: "I ain't give a fuck, the world is where it's at now who cares how it started"
 * 00:14:02: ArgonianLover: If Shawn was here, he'd probably talk about it all day
 * 00:14:05: Slayingthehalcyon: Because honestly, who can go back /far/ enough to prove how the earth started, and who is going to live long enough ontop of that, to prove how the earth will end.
 * 00:14:09: ArgonianLover: But idk though\
 * 00:14:11: Qahnaarin1997: The Earth was created about 4 billion year ago, I believe.
 * 00:14:40: Qahnaarin1997: I can't remember xD
 * 00:15:04: Qahnaarin1997: Yeah
 * 00:15:10: Qahnaarin1997: 4.5 Billion years old
 * 00:15:10: Slayingthehalcyon: "I tried to make the sandwhich, but the sandwhich made me, and now we're in this awkward cycle of who came first the sandwhich or mee?"
 * 00:15:14: YulFusKrad: the earth is abtually 64 billion years old
 * 00:15:15: Slayingthehalcyon: or was it
 * 00:15:16: Qahnaarin1997: That is the age of the earth
 * 00:15:18: Slayingthehalcyon: the egg and the chicken? :P
 * 00:15:22: YulFusKrad: atleast thats what scientist say
 * 00:15:23: ArgonianLover: Wat that's not fair
 * 00:15:23: Qahnaarin1997: Yul
 * 00:15:26: Qahnaarin1997: No.
 * 00:15:31: Qahnaarin1997: Not correct at all
 * 00:15:33: ArgonianLover: Ebony is a colr, but not to this Wikia :/
 * 00:15:36: ArgonianLover: *Wiki
 * 00:15:38: Qahnaarin1997: The sun isn't even that old
 * 00:15:48: YulFusKrad: the sun is older
 * 00:15:52: Kora Stormblade: its like 4.5 billion
 * 00:15:54: Kora Stormblade: years
 * 00:16:06: Kora Stormblade: 64 billion is an insane amount
 * 00:16:10: YulFusKrad: well thats what this scientist said at my school
 * 00:16:18: Qahnaarin1997: No.
 * 00:16:18: ArgonianLover: I didn't know frostbite was a type of pink color :O
 * 00:16:37: ArgonianLover: Wut???
 * 00:16:50: Kora Stormblade: or atleast giving out false information
 * 00:16:51: Kora Stormblade: which is no good
 * 00:16:54: Qahnaarin1997: It's about 4.5-5 billion years old.
 * 00:16:55: YulFusKrad: well im jus goin by what ive heard
 * 00:16:56: ArgonianLover: Oh lol
 * 00:17:02: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 00:17:04: Kora Stormblade: yea no thats fine xD
 * 00:17:05: ArgonianLover: Lawl
 * 00:17:20: Qahnaarin1997: Yu
 * 00:17:21: Slayingthehalcyon: Hey
 * 00:17:23: Slayingthehalcyon: Bro
 * 00:17:24: Qahnaarin1997: Yul
 * 00:17:26: Slayingthehalcyon: if your um
 * 00:17:36: ArgonianLover: Lol xD
 * 00:17:41: Slayingthehalcyon: Cliff?
 * 00:17:42: Qahnaarin1997: It's great.'
 * 00:17:43: Slayingthehalcyon: would you do it?
 * 00:17:44: Kora Stormblade: trust the internet right
 * 00:17:47: YulFusKrad: i dont really care how old earth is
 * 00:17:55: Slayingthehalcyon: Also, I'm dating a french model
 * 00:17:55: Qahnaarin1997: Sup?
 * 00:17:57: YulFusKrad: i jus want to know more about our planet
 * 00:18:02: YulFusKrad: than fucking space
 * 00:18:04: Kora Stormblade: yes halcyon xD
 * 00:18:14: Slayingthehalcyon: Glorious, that commercial set is.
 * 00:18:15: Kora Stormblade: cant trust the internet (y)
 * 00:18:17: Slayingthehalcyon: IKR?
 * 00:18:20: Kora Stormblade: you know I actually convinced some people I was actually black
 * 00:18:25: Kora Stormblade: those who never caught my sarcasm
 * 00:18:28: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora, on the lines of that
 * 00:18:28: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 00:18:31: KINMUNE: Hello there, Alexandros Mavros!
 * 00:18:31: Slayingthehalcyon: I fooled an entire wiki
 * 00:18:32: Qahnaarin1997: Lol
 * 00:18:33: Qahnaarin1997: Kora
 * 00:18:37: Kora Stormblade: :D
 * 00:18:40: ArgonianLover: Kora
 * 00:18:40: Qahnaarin1997: u too blak 4 me
 * 00:18:40: Slayingthehalcyon: into thinking I was female for three months
 * 00:18:41: Slayingthehalcyon: .>>
 * 00:18:41: ArgonianLover: Nice one
 * 00:18:44: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<*
 * 00:18:48: Slayingthehalcyon: I changed my avatar to Rapunzel
 * 00:18:48: Kora Stormblade: damn halycon
 * 00:18:53: Slayingthehalcyon: and acted like I was on a permanent period
 * 00:18:56: Slayingthehalcyon: It was great.
 * 00:18:57: Kora Stormblade: ^^^^
 * 00:18:58: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 00:19:01: Kora Stormblade: thats the way to go my fellow
 * 00:19:03: Slayingthehalcyon: because they started telling other people I was actually female
 * 00:19:05: Qahnaarin1997: Kora
 * 00:19:07: Kora Stormblade: yea?
 * 00:19:08: Alexandros Mavros: >implying women browse the internet
 * 00:19:09: Qahnaarin1997: Sounds like Bronkiin
 * 00:19:11: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 00:19:14: Kora Stormblade: xD
 * 00:19:22: Slayingthehalcyon: But I was really just using it to let out my angst and anger for/against everyone on the wiki
 * 00:19:22: Slayingthehalcyon: :P
 * 00:19:25: Kora Stormblade: well I convinced some I was actually a black male, or atleast black
 * 00:19:27: ArgonianLover: Lol, Kora, that picture... what is that holding Buurgers up???
 * 00:19:31: Kora Stormblade: from what I was told
 * 00:19:33: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora, are you not male,
 * 00:19:38: Slayingthehalcyon: and you're obviously not black it seems
 * 00:19:39: Qahnaarin1997: Are you one of Bronkiin's alts, Slaying? ;)
 * 00:19:44: Slayingthehalcyon: Qah, no
 * 00:19:47: Slayingthehalcyon: I have history on other wikis
 * 00:19:48: Slayingthehalcyon: :P
 * 00:19:50: Kora Stormblade: Ofc :D xD
 * 00:19:51: Qahnaarin1997: If So I will have to notify IBM was it?
 * 00:19:53: Slayingthehalcyon: that proves I am who I am
 * 00:19:58: Kora Stormblade: But other people got fooled of my sarcasm (y)
 * 00:19:59: Alexandros Mavros: I'm black
 * 00:20:04: ArgonianLover: Nce (y)
 * 00:20:04: Qahnaarin1997: That's nice.
 * 00:20:08: Slayingthehalcyon: Oh no
 * 00:20:09: ArgonianLover: Wut
 * 00:20:10: Slayingthehalcyon: You just
 * 00:20:26: Kora Stormblade: unlike this lag tho
 * 00:20:26: Slayingthehalcyon: She was expecting a white guy, but didn't know that underneath the overalls and boots
 * 00:20:28: Kora Stormblade: that's not very nice
 * 00:20:29: Qahnaarin1997: Kora is an all black Male ginger.
 * 00:20:29: Slayingthehalcyon: it was a whole nother story
 * 00:20:31: Qahnaarin1997: I know
 * 00:20:36: Kora Stormblade: Yes qahn
 * 00:20:36: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 00:20:38: Qahnaarin1997: He is my FB friend
 * 00:20:39: Kora Stormblade: You do (y)
 * 00:20:43: Qahnaarin1997: :D
 * 00:20:46: Slayingthehalcyon: I think that Kora
 * 00:20:47: Kora Stormblade: You love my ebony wood
 * 00:20:48: Slayingthehalcyon: sounds about like
 * 00:20:51: Slayingthehalcyon: A white girl
 * 00:20:51: ArgonianLover: Wut
 * 00:20:52: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:20:54: YulFusKrad: god dwarven centurions
 * 00:20:56: Qahnaarin1997: Kora fucking hell
 * 00:20:56: Slayingthehalcyon: but like that's just the vibe I'm getting
 * 00:21:02: Slayingthehalcyon: I could be way wrong
 * 00:21:14: Qahnaarin1997: Kora
 * 00:21:28: Kora Stormblade: o yea
 * 00:21:32: Qahnaarin1997: Curved swords xD
 * 00:21:36: Kora Stormblade: guys I gotta question real quick
 * 00:21:43: Qahnaarin1997: Yes?
 * 00:21:44: Kora Stormblade: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/index.php?title=The_Pursuit&diff=2178348&oldid=2178345
 * 00:21:48: Kora Stormblade: I cant tell if its legit or not
 * 00:21:49: Kora Stormblade: idk
 * 00:21:59: Kora Stormblade: maybe shock has already reverted and I just cant see it cos lag
 * 00:21:59: Slayingthehalcyon: Uhh
 * 00:22:01: Slayingthehalcyon: isn't it riftwood?
 * 00:22:05: Slayingthehalcyon: and not reaftwood?
 * 00:22:05: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 00:22:05: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:22:10: ArgonianLover: Brb
 * 00:22:10: Kora Stormblade: well for the manor
 * 00:22:13: Kora Stormblade: not the actual village place
 * 00:22:16: Kora Stormblade: I think
 * 00:22:19: Slayingthehalcyon: I'm not sure it's reaftwood manor though
 * 00:22:22: ArgonianLover: I wanna show u all a pic, kay??? (y)
 * 00:22:27: Slayingthehalcyon: after like 16k hours
 * 00:22:33: Slayingthehalcyon: I can't think of any place named reaftwood manor
 * 00:22:34: Qahnaarin1997: Kora
 * 00:22:36: Qahnaarin1997: It's legit
 * 00:22:40: Slayingthehalcyon: O.O
 * 00:22:40: Kora Stormblade: wait nvm it actually may be legit?
 * 00:22:44: Slayingthehalcyon: o.e for real?
 * 00:22:45: Kora Stormblade: Lemme double check this
 * 00:22:46: Slayingthehalcyon: WTF
 * 00:22:47: Qahnaarin1997: The newer edit is a correct edit
 * 00:22:48: Slayingthehalcyon: o.o
 * 00:23:02: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 00:23:04: Slayingthehalcyon: is that the one
 * 00:23:08: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:23:11: Slayingthehalcyon: I actually can't remember
 * 00:23:13: Kora Stormblade: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Riftweald_Manor
 * 00:23:16: ArgonianLover: Look at it plz (y)
 * 00:23:26: Qahnaarin1997: Kora
 * 00:23:29: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 00:23:32: Slayingthehalcyon: yah
 * 00:23:32: Qahnaarin1997: I just fucking said it was legit
 * 00:23:36: Qahnaarin1997: Stupid.
 * 00:23:40: Slayingthehalcyon: How long was it riftwood?
 * 00:23:46: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 00:23:46: Kora Stormblade: I can't see when you said it
 * 00:23:48: Qahnaarin1997: Go suck a cock
 * 00:23:49: Kora Stormblade: xD
 * 00:23:58: Slayingthehalcyon: /me points at the chickens
 * 00:23:59: Slayingthehalcyon: Don't
 * 00:24:00: Qahnaarin1997: xd
 * 00:24:06: Kora Stormblade: Nah Qahn thats your thing
 * 00:24:10: Qahnaarin1997: Kora
 * 00:24:13: Slayingthehalcyon: He likes jail time for cock suckin'?
 * 00:24:15: Kora Stormblade: ?
 * 00:24:21: ArgonianLover: Wut
 * 00:24:22: Qahnaarin1997: You know you like those curved swords
 * 00:24:22: Kora Stormblade: Yea so he can drop soaps (y)
 * 00:24:36: Slayingthehalcyon: Dang
 * 00:24:44: Slayingthehalcyon: he would at least wrap it in uhm
 * 00:24:46: Slayingthehalcyon: yahknow
 * 00:24:47: Slayingthehalcyon: burlap
 * 00:24:49: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:24:50: Qahnaarin1997: With a little cheese on it
 * 00:24:56: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 00:24:57: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 00:25:03: Kora Stormblade: oh cheese? wtf is that some disease?
 * 00:25:05: ArgonianLover: Lawl
 * 00:25:07: Slayingthehalcyon: oh no
 * 00:25:22: Qahnaarin1997: Run the gauntlet
 * 00:25:35: Kora Stormblade: I cant be the only one who remembers this
 * 00:25:54: Kora Stormblade: fucking gay
 * 00:26:00: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:26:02: ArgonianLover: Now we know
 * 00:26:03: Qahnaarin1997: It was a challenge shawn gave me
 * 00:26:09: Qahnaarin1997: I obeyed.
 * 00:26:11: ArgonianLover: (y)
 * 00:26:14: Slayingthehalcyon: Glorious
 * 00:26:22: Kora Stormblade: You like obeying to shawn huh
 * 00:26:27: Qahnaarin1997: No.
 * 00:26:33: Slayingthehalcyon: It's more of a
 * 00:26:34: Qahnaarin1997: When I want to.
 * 00:26:43: Qahnaarin1997: Kora
 * 00:26:46: Slayingthehalcyon: Qahn really likes the feel of the belt
 * 00:26:46: Kora Stormblade: yea?
 * 00:26:59: Qahnaarin1997: Infact I have a video on that
 * 00:27:00: Kora Stormblade: You'd be the one to watch that you gay person
 * 00:27:01: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 00:27:08: Slayingthehalcyon: Is this on youtube?
 * 00:27:09: Slayingthehalcyon: or like
 * 00:27:11: Kora Stormblade: watch a fullgrown black man fuck a cactus
 * 00:27:12: Slayingthehalcyon: Punishteens?
 * 00:27:14: Qahnaarin1997: Xvideos
 * 00:27:17: Kora Stormblade: its on some pornsite
 * 00:27:17: Kora Stormblade: yea
 * 00:27:18: Slayingthehalcyon: Oh even better
 * 00:27:29: Slayingthehalcyon: I was hoping for like
 * 00:27:32: Slayingthehalcyon: something better
 * 00:27:49: Qahnaarin1997: No, it's just some chick masturbating with a catcus.
 * 00:27:54: Qahnaarin1997: cactus*
 * 00:28:04: Kora Stormblade: shawn likes it a lot for some reason
 * 00:28:08: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 00:28:25: Kora Stormblade: I just dont know
 * 00:28:27: Qahnaarin1997: Kora
 * 00:28:28: Slayingthehalcyon: I was once browsing the pr0nz
 * 00:28:34: Kora Stormblade: ?
 * 00:28:35: Qahnaarin1997: ;)
 * 00:28:37: Slayingthehalcyon: and I was like like "Nope the fuck outa here"
 * 00:28:47: Kora Stormblade: oh what
 * 00:28:49: Slayingthehalcyon: Appereantly people get off on stabbing chicks
 * 00:28:50: Kora Stormblade: stabbing porn?
 * 00:28:50: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:28:52: Slayingthehalcyon: Yah
 * 00:28:59: Slayingthehalcyon: No
 * 00:29:00: Slayingthehalcyon: with knives
 * 00:29:01: Slayingthehalcyon: and shit
 * 00:29:04: Kora Stormblade: or an actual knife>
 * 00:29:05: Slayingthehalcyon: it was actually horrifying
 * 00:29:06: Kora Stormblade: jesus
 * 00:29:16: Slayingthehalcyon: I wasn't sure if the video's were like cinematic
 * 00:29:16: Kora Stormblade: that hurts thinking about it xD
 * 00:29:18: Slayingthehalcyon: or if they were real
 * 00:29:19: Qahnaarin1997: That is a real fetish,Kora.
 * 00:29:24: Qahnaarin1997: The more you know.
 * 00:29:24: Slayingthehalcyon: because it was horrible quality
 * 00:29:30: Kora Stormblade: thats a dumb fetish
 * 00:29:34: Qahnaarin1997: ^
 * 00:29:36: Qahnaarin1997: No shit
 * 00:29:37: Slayingthehalcyon: Yah it is
 * 00:29:40: Slayingthehalcyon: Almost as bad
 * 00:29:42: Slayingthehalcyon: as Sounding IMO
 * 00:29:46: Qahnaarin1997: Again, No shit.
 * 00:29:48: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 00:29:51: Qahnaarin1997: Kora
 * 00:29:52: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 00:29:58: Kora Stormblade: "Oh stab me in my vagina and lets just hope you dont break the wall, have it get infected and I die somehow oh yea babe just like that"
 * 00:30:01: Qahnaarin1997: Scat fetish
 * 00:30:03: Qahnaarin1997: Remeber
 * 00:30:05: Kora Stormblade: retarded
 * 00:30:10: Slayingthehalcyon: Oh jesus
 * 00:30:14: Slayingthehalcyon: Have you seen
 * 00:30:22: Slayingthehalcyon: the stuff where they like spread the ass hole
 * 00:30:23: Qahnaarin1997: Boomdyada
 * 00:30:27: Slayingthehalcyon: and then put defication and other things in there
 * 00:30:29: Kora Stormblade: Oh jesus
 * 00:30:30: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:30:31: Slayingthehalcyon: Like
 * 00:30:34: Slayingthehalcyon: this is the kind of stuff
 * 00:30:36: Kora Stormblade: wait like
 * 00:30:37: Slayingthehalcyon: you find at 4 in the morning
 * 00:30:43: Kora Stormblade: do they put someone else's shit
 * 00:30:43: Slayingthehalcyon: and wonder why you got that far into the internet
 * 00:30:44: Qahnaarin1997: WHy in hell do you like this up?
 * 00:30:45: Slayingthehalcyon: Yes
 * 00:30:47: Kora Stormblade: inside their ass?
 * 00:30:55: Slayingthehalcyon: I DIDN'T LOOK IT UP ON PURPOSE
 * 00:30:57: Slayingthehalcyon: it was horrifying
 * 00:30:59: Kora Stormblade: what the actual flipping fuck
 * 00:31:03: Slayingthehalcyon: like it wasn't properly categorized
 * 00:31:03: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 00:31:07: Slayingthehalcyon: and I couldn't stop watching
 * 00:31:08: Kora Stormblade: xD
 * 00:31:09: Slayingthehalcyon: because I was horrifyed
 * 00:31:12: Slayingthehalcyon: I was like
 * 00:31:13: Slayingthehalcyon: D:
 * 00:31:14: Qahnaarin1997: WTF is wrong with this chat?
 * 00:31:18: Slayingthehalcyon: Honestly
 * 00:31:21: Kora Stormblade: its like eating something bad but you cant stop eating it
 * 00:31:25: Slayingthehalcyon: YES
 * 00:31:25: Qahnaarin1997: Xd
 * 00:31:26: Slayingthehalcyon: it is
 * 00:31:28: Kora Stormblade: thats when you vomit and come to your senses (y)
 * 00:31:28: Slayingthehalcyon: it's like
 * 00:31:33: Slayingthehalcyon: being on the phone with your mother
 * 00:31:36: Slayingthehalcyon: and she won't fucking let you go
 * 00:31:41: Slayingthehalcyon: even though she's said bye like 24 times
 * 00:31:54: Kora Stormblade: "Yes...Yes..yes...yes..Yes mom I know...ahuh..yea..yup..okbye"
 * 00:32:00: Slayingthehalcyon: Pretty much
 * 00:32:03: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 00:32:06: Slayingthehalcyon: one time in highschool
 * 00:32:10: Slayingthehalcyon: a friend got a call from his mother
 * 00:32:12: Kora Stormblade: ^ most calls xD
 * 00:32:12: Kora Stormblade: shit lag
 * 00:32:17: Slayingthehalcyon: and she kept him on the phone for 45 minutes
 * 00:32:19: Qahnaarin1997: I shoved a flute up my....
 * 00:32:20: Slayingthehalcyon: classes were an hour long
 * 00:32:24: Qahnaarin1997: Oh wiat
 * 00:32:26: Slayingthehalcyon: the teacher came out
 * 00:32:39: Kora Stormblade: Qahn like
 * 00:32:40: Slayingthehalcyon: as long as you keep the veggies out of your ass
 * 00:32:42: Slayingthehalcyon: everything is k
 * 00:32:47: Kora Stormblade: do you know how badly that would ruin the flute
 * 00:32:53: Slayingthehalcyon: I dunno
 * 00:32:54: Qahnaarin1997: No. xD
 * 00:33:01: Slayingthehalcyon: I'd pay money to see it
 * 00:33:04: Qahnaarin1997: Nor do I give two shits.
 * 00:33:05: Kora Stormblade: If they were smart they would use the best players flute ou of jealousy to make them a lesser playe
 * 00:33:07: Slayingthehalcyon: "assflute"
 * 00:33:09: Kora Stormblade: r
 * 00:33:09: Kora Stormblade: I would think
 * 00:33:41: Kora Stormblade: but the mouthpiece and keys might get stuck
 * 00:33:42: Slayingthehalcyon: My youtube feed has turned like this chat room
 * 00:33:43: Qahnaarin1997: Kora, but have you seen that american pie thing?
 * 00:33:45: Kora Stormblade: and that would hurt
 * 00:33:51: Slayingthehalcyon: Qahn is that a movie?
 * 00:33:52: Kora Stormblade: Ive heard of it xD
 * 00:33:54: Qahnaarin1997: Yes.
 * 00:33:55: Slayingthehalcyon: Because if so, I've seen that
 * 00:34:28: Slayingthehalcyon: this just came up in the youtube autoplay
 * 00:34:28: Slayingthehalcyon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exnaY0l4XsM
 * 00:34:31: KINMUNE: Trevor Moore - Time For Guillotines
 * 00:34:33: Kora Stormblade: flutists tend to have a lot of dumb blondes anyways from my experience
 * 00:34:42: Slayingthehalcyon: Ironically
 * 00:34:47: Qahnaarin1997: Guys
 * 00:34:49: Slayingthehalcyon: Most of the people I've known that played flute
 * 00:34:53: Kora Stormblade: *Flute sections
 * 00:34:53: Slayingthehalcyon: have been dumb blondes. >.>
 * 00:34:54: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYWQAg12Ko0
 * 00:34:59: Qahnaarin1997: As per request
 * 00:35:01: Qahnaarin1997: By me
 * 00:35:26: Slayingthehalcyon: Lol
 * 00:35:28: Slayingthehalcyon: glorious
 * 00:35:31: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 00:35:41: Qahnaarin1997: Oi
 * 00:35:41: Slayingthehalcyon: have you ever seen, Tucker and Dale Verses Evil?
 * 00:35:45: Qahnaarin1997: No.
 * 00:35:52: Slayingthehalcyon: Ah that's a pretty good movie
 * 00:35:57: Slayingthehalcyon: won a sundance film festival award
 * 00:36:01: Slayingthehalcyon: and then ended up on netflix. >.<
 * 00:36:11: Qahnaarin1997: I watch Netflic
 * 00:36:15: Qahnaarin1997: Netflix*
 * 00:36:20: Kora Stormblade: 8/8 netflix and chill film (y)
 * 00:36:24: Qahnaarin1997: And chill at the same time.
 * 00:36:26: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 00:36:33: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 00:36:39: Slayingthehalcyon: I don't remember what it's like to
 * 00:36:40: Qahnaarin1997: Kora just calls some hookers.
 * 00:36:42: Slayingthehalcyon: "Netflix and chill"
 * 00:36:43: Qahnaarin1997: :)
 * 00:36:44: Slayingthehalcyon: because it was always
 * 00:36:59: Slayingthehalcyon: "Netflix paused and then hardcore fucking on every piece of furniture in the house"
 * 00:37:08: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 00:37:11: Slayingthehalcyon: Like you heard of bouncing betty?
 * 00:37:15: Slayingthehalcyon: bitch aint bounce
 * 00:37:17: Slayingthehalcyon: she fucking flop fam
 * 00:37:22: Qahnaarin1997: Lol
 * 00:37:24: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:37:42: Slayingthehalcyon: This is what I get, for hanging out with the people at work
 * 00:37:51: Qahnaarin1997: Um
 * 00:37:51: Slayingthehalcyon: they all come from a portion of town
 * 00:37:53: Slayingthehalcyon: that's potheads
 * 00:38:04: Slayingthehalcyon: No it's great for passing time
 * 00:38:04: Slayingthehalcyon: but like
 * 00:38:09: Slayingthehalcyon: It started me on drugs years ago
 * 00:38:11: Qahnaarin1997: I have to be arpund stoners and retards everyday
 * 00:38:14: Qahnaarin1997: around*
 * 00:38:21: Slayingthehalcyon: I only just recently got drug free like 8 months ago
 * 00:38:23: Qahnaarin1997: Hence, my school.
 * 00:38:28: Kora Stormblade: good job man (y)
 * 00:38:31: Qahnaarin1997: ^
 * 00:38:38: Slayingthehalcyon: :D
 * 00:38:43: Qahnaarin1997: Too lazy to type that sentance,
 * 00:38:49: Slayingthehalcyon: Lol I don't blame you
 * 00:38:51: Kora Stormblade: my school has freshman losing their virginity and smoking weed and doing drugs and acid
 * 00:38:54: Kora Stormblade: its great here
 * 00:38:56: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:38:57: Slayingthehalcyon: Bruh
 * 00:39:01: Slayingthehalcyon: At one point
 * 00:39:02: Qahnaarin1997: Kora
 * 00:39:05: Slayingthehalcyon: I had a friend in the 7th grade
 * 00:39:08: Slayingthehalcyon: who knew girls that were pregoo
 * 00:39:14: Slayingthehalcyon: preggo* at his catholic school
 * 00:39:14: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 00:39:16: Qahnaarin1997: That is because you live in Texas
 * 00:39:21: Kora Stormblade: yea we had an 8th grader I think
 * 00:39:25: Slayingthehalcyon: Meh, Florida is glorious though
 * 00:39:31: Kora Stormblade: no I heard its just as bad with yanks qahn
 * 00:39:35: Qahnaarin1997: Didn't you hear about that STD outbreak at that one Texas school?
 * 00:39:35: Slayingthehalcyon: It is
 * 00:39:38: Slayingthehalcyon: except it's incest
 * 00:39:45: Slayingthehalcyon: Oh you said yanks
 * 00:39:50: Slayingthehalcyon: I went yanks into like hillbillies
 * 00:39:52: Kora Stormblade: dont even forget about maryland I heard that place is wako
 * 00:39:54: Slayingthehalcyon: like south woods hillbillies
 * 00:40:01: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 00:40:03: Slayingthehalcyon: Like
 * 00:40:06: Slayingthehalcyon: Maryland isn't bad
 * 00:40:12: Qahnaarin1997: ^
 * 00:40:14: Kora Stormblade: Oh to us Yanks/yankees mean northern people so idk xD
 * 00:40:14: Slayingthehalcyon: when compared to like misouri or new jersey
 * 00:40:20: Slayingthehalcyon: Well see
 * 00:40:24: Qahnaarin1997: Florida is Crazy tho
 * 00:40:27: Kora Stormblade: well one of my cousins is up there and there was drugs every place
 * 00:40:28: Slayingthehalcyon: and we try not too associate with the south
 * 00:40:29: Slayingthehalcyon: or the north
 * 00:40:35: Slayingthehalcyon: and most people born in florida
 * 00:40:37: Qahnaarin1997: It's Americas wang
 * 00:40:42: Slayingthehalcyon: have what's called "base accent"
 * 00:40:51: Slayingthehalcyon: we have like the least accented accent ever
 * 00:40:54: Slayingthehalcyon: and sound like
 * 00:40:59: Kora Stormblade: The american accent xD
 * 00:41:14: Slayingthehalcyon: a monotone person reading a book, like that teacher you had in 8th grade for history that read the lists of names, and you always passed out
 * 00:41:18: Slayingthehalcyon: like this is my accent
 * 00:41:22: Slayingthehalcyon: compared to a hillbillies accent
 * 00:41:28: Kora Stormblade: Ive been asked where I am from plenty of times down here, apparently I sound foreign
 * 00:41:28: Slayingthehalcyon: it's like 0-100 real quick in difference. xD
 * 00:41:37: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi, I can cop a good brit's accent
 * 00:41:45: Slayingthehalcyon: and an irish/scottish rogue.
 * 00:41:51: Kora Stormblade: Well for me its odd, Ive lived in texas all my life but like
 * 00:41:53: Slayingthehalcyon: and then I can make yah wet with my ausie. ;)
 * 00:42:13: Qahnaarin1997: I can cop a sterotypical Irish accent.
 * 00:42:16: Kora Stormblade: Ive had people say I sound Minnesotan and sometimes even british
 * 00:42:18: Kora Stormblade: its odd af xD
 * 00:42:23: Slayingthehalcyon: At one point
 * 00:42:25: Slayingthehalcyon: I took a cruise
 * 00:42:30: Slayingthehalcyon: and I got all the legitimate british kids
 * 00:42:33: Slayingthehalcyon: too think I was from wales
 * 00:42:33: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 00:42:39: Kora Stormblade: thats badass (y)
 * 00:42:40: Slayingthehalcyon: because they thought I sounded like a welsh bro
 * 00:42:45: Slayingthehalcyon: and then when I dropped the accent
 * 00:42:53: Slayingthehalcyon: they all shunned me for the rest of the cruise Dx
 * 00:42:55: Kora Stormblade: they mustve died xD
 * 00:42:59: Qahnaarin1997: Slaying, is it Fallout 4 Deadpool time?
 * 00:43:04: Slayingthehalcyon: I'm feeling it
 * 00:43:10: Slayingthehalcyon: TOo bad I ain't got Fallout 4 D:
 * 00:43:12: Qahnaarin1997: Okay then.
 * 00:43:16: Kora Stormblade: ?? xD
 * 00:43:22: Qahnaarin1997: Time to play as Deadpool.
 * 00:43:24: Slayingthehalcyon: I sold all my gaming equipment
 * 00:43:29: Qahnaarin1997: I have a Deadpool mod, Kora.
 * 00:43:46: Kora Stormblade: I got myself one anyways
 * 00:43:49: Slayingthehalcyon: ick
 * 00:43:50: Kora Stormblade: so idk what to expect xD
 * 00:43:52: Slayingthehalcyon: you gonna go steryl
 * 00:43:55: Slayingthehalcyon: also
 * 00:44:05: Slayingthehalcyon: I can't drink mountain dew kickstart anymore
 * 00:44:06: Slayingthehalcyon: it doesn't have...
 * 00:44:08: Slayingthehalcyon: enough kick
 * 00:44:11: Kora Stormblade: Qahn you like the dew cos you neckbearded fellow
 * 00:44:17: Qahnaarin1997: ^
 * 00:44:19: Qahnaarin1997: Yup
 * 00:44:19: Slayingthehalcyon: >neckbeareded
 * 00:44:20: Slayingthehalcyon: rip
 * 00:44:37: Kora Stormblade: No I didnt add the extra "e" like you did :D
 * 00:44:42: Slayingthehalcyon: Like used too for me, back in HS it was Redbull and vodka
 * 00:44:47: Slayingthehalcyon: I fatfingered it
 * 00:44:56: Slayingthehalcyon: kinda like yo girls' poosi last night
 * 00:44:56: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:45:00: Kora Stormblade: redbull+Vodka= 8 page essay in one night
 * 00:45:04: Kora Stormblade: wooww xD
 * 00:45:08: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 00:45:17: Slayingthehalcyon: My manager sent me an email the other day
 * 00:45:21: Slayingthehalcyon: and caught me on the same kind of typo
 * 00:45:22: Qahnaarin1997: You sound hardcore
 * 00:45:24: Slayingthehalcyon: and I sent just that bag
 * 00:45:25: Kora Stormblade: I havent had redbull but I heard it gives palpitations
 * 00:45:25: Slayingthehalcyon: back*
 * 00:45:29: Kora Stormblade: then again most energy drinks do
 * 00:45:30: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora
 * 00:45:32: Kora Stormblade: yea?
 * 00:45:33: Slayingthehalcyon: that's only if you're like
 * 00:45:37: Slayingthehalcyon: 16 LBS
 * 00:45:45: Slayingthehalcyon: and are a major vag
 * 00:45:46: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:45:49: Kora Stormblade: xD
 * 00:46:04: Slayingthehalcyon: One time
 * 00:46:07: Slayingthehalcyon: at college
 * 00:46:11: Slayingthehalcyon: a group of friends and I
 * 00:46:14: Slayingthehalcyon: inducted a new girl
 * 00:46:14: Kora Stormblade: Im tempted to try the drink now but if I do I may end up staying up all night and Im low on sleep as it is
 * 00:46:18: Slayingthehalcyon: she weighed like 80LBS
 * 00:46:19: Kora Stormblade: uh oh xD
 * 00:46:28: Slayingthehalcyon: we had too take her too the hospital after she hit down with us on some redbull and vodka
 * 00:46:33: Slayingthehalcyon: it scared the shit out of us too
 * 00:46:36: Kora Stormblade: *to D:
 * 00:46:40: Slayingthehalcyon: too to
 * 00:46:43: Slayingthehalcyon: same difference
 * 00:46:46: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:46:48: Kora Stormblade: right xD
 * 00:46:59: Slayingthehalcyon: Did you hear that?
 * 00:47:12: Slayingthehalcyon: it was the sound of me, resisting the urge to make another "that's not what cho girl said last night" joke
 * 00:47:12: Kora Stormblade: then again she cant hold liquor well if shes pounding it down but also a lightweight
 * 00:47:13: Slayingthehalcyon: D:
 * 00:47:17: Kora Stormblade: that shit could kill you
 * 00:47:20: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora, it can
 * 00:47:20: Kora Stormblade: hah xD
 * 00:47:24: Slayingthehalcyon: especially when one is female
 * 00:47:27: Slayingthehalcyon: there's more fatty cells
 * 00:47:32: Kora Stormblade: Oh yea true
 * 00:47:33: Qahnaarin1997: She needs to be like Shawn
 * 00:47:37: Slayingthehalcyon: and so the liquor or beer in general hits harder
 * 00:47:43: Qahnaarin1997: Shawn can hold down his liquor.
 * 00:47:45: Slayingthehalcyon: males usually have less of a fat to muscle cell ratio
 * 00:47:48: Kora Stormblade: shawn will need a liver transplant by the time he's 20 though qahn
 * 00:47:53: Qahnaarin1997: ^^^^
 * 00:47:56: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 00:47:59: Kora Stormblade: Yea cos they dont have boobs or anything xD
 * 00:48:00: Slayingthehalcyon: What's worse
 * 00:48:01: Slayingthehalcyon: beer
 * 00:48:02: Slayingthehalcyon: or
 * 00:48:03: Slayingthehalcyon: uh
 * 00:48:04: Kora Stormblade: least I would hope not
 * 00:48:05: Slayingthehalcyon: Jack
 * 00:48:09: Qahnaarin1997: Jack
 * 00:48:11: Slayingthehalcyon: because like vodka and jack are bae
 * 00:48:11: Qahnaarin1997: By far
 * 00:48:13: Slayingthehalcyon: Yah
 * 00:48:14: Slayingthehalcyon: Like
 * 00:48:21: Slayingthehalcyon: when I make fried eggs for friends/myself
 * 00:48:24: Qahnaarin1997: More achohol content
 * 00:48:24: Slayingthehalcyon: I get the bottle of jack
 * 00:48:29: Qahnaarin1997: alcohol*
 * 00:48:38: Slayingthehalcyon: and I add like chives and bell pepper and garlic salt and lemmon pepper and basil
 * 00:48:43: Slayingthehalcyon: and then I pour enough jack in
 * 00:48:48: Slayingthehalcyon: that the egg yolk goes from clear
 * 00:48:51: Slayingthehalcyon: to like a light brown color
 * 00:48:53: Kora Stormblade: that sounds like a fucking meal jesus
 * 00:48:56: Slayingthehalcyon: It is
 * 00:49:10: Slayingthehalcyon: I've really slacked off on my dieting
 * 00:49:12: Qahnaarin1997: Jack daniels for breakfast, lunch and dinner
 * 00:49:13: Slayingthehalcyon: so I can eat stuff like that now
 * 00:49:17: Kora Stormblade: like some mutated bloody mary is what it reminded me of xD
 * 00:49:17: Slayingthehalcyon: used too
 * 00:49:24: Slayingthehalcyon: it was a 3k calorie diet
 * 00:49:27: Slayingthehalcyon: because I was big into working out
 * 00:49:29: Slayingthehalcyon: but like
 * 00:49:34: Slayingthehalcyon: aint no bitches that wantcha for yo muscles
 * 00:49:36: Slayingthehalcyon: gonna stick with you
 * 00:49:48: Kora Stormblade: true xD
 * 00:49:51: Slayingthehalcyon: cuz she's gonna move onto the next guy with sexier abbs and a fatter wallet
 * 00:49:52: Slayingthehalcyon: Like
 * 00:49:54: Qahnaarin1997: Bitches want de money
 * 00:50:03: Slayingthehalcyon: Like the girl that stayed with me the shortest
 * 00:50:04: Slayingthehalcyon: was like
 * 00:50:08: Kora Stormblade: gotta catch you a loyal hoe (y)
 * 00:50:14: Slayingthehalcyon: "babe let me help your back out, by taking your wallet out of your pocket"
 * 00:50:17: Slayingthehalcyon: and I was like
 * 00:50:20: Kora Stormblade: oohh noo
 * 00:50:21: Slayingthehalcyon: e.e
 * 00:50:30: Kora Stormblade: thats no good xD
 * 00:50:31: Slayingthehalcyon: Like legit, you wanna talk about gold digging
 * 00:50:32: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 00:50:44: Blubasaur: gold is valuable
 * 00:50:46: Slayingthehalcyon: I knew a guy that was much older than me
 * 00:50:49: Slayingthehalcyon: and he went to a gay bar
 * 00:50:52: Slayingthehalcyon: without realizing it
 * 00:50:55: Slayingthehalcyon: and hit on all the females
 * 00:50:55: Qahnaarin1997: Did I ever tell the story of my cheating ex who got pregnant from my friend?
 * 00:51:06: Slayingthehalcyon: I've never heard this
 * 00:51:08: Slayingthehalcyon: but I am intrigued
 * 00:51:24: Slayingthehalcyon: Welcome back
 * 00:51:26: Qahnaarin1997: So I dated this chick named Emily for like 2 weeks.
 * 00:51:33: Kora Stormblade: sorry guys idk whats with my connection today
 * 00:51:38: Blubasaur: Was she a good lay?
 * 00:51:42: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora, it's been like that all over wikia. >.<
 * 00:51:46: Qahnaarin1997: We were doing great IMO but she was cheating on me the whole fucking time.
 * 00:51:49: Kora Stormblade: ye its odd xD
 * 00:51:53: Kora Stormblade: qahn was it that
 * 00:51:56: Kora Stormblade: kya lady?
 * 00:52:01: Slayingthehalcyon: Qahn, my first woman cheated on me for our entire relationship
 * 00:52:02: Qahnaarin1997: No
 * 00:52:03: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:52:06: Kora Stormblade: dragon heaven or somethin
 * 00:52:09: Kora Stormblade: oh idk then xD
 * 00:52:12: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 00:52:13: Qahnaarin1997: This was a chick from my school
 * 00:52:16: Qahnaarin1997: Stupid fuck
 * 00:52:19: Slayingthehalcyon: the last girl I dated I took on a 600$ date
 * 00:52:25: Kora Stormblade: jesus
 * 00:52:26: Slayingthehalcyon: and then 5 minutes from her house on the way home
 * 00:52:26: Qahnaarin1997: WTF
 * 00:52:27: Slayingthehalcyon: she told me
 * 00:52:30: Slayingthehalcyon: well it was a concert
 * 00:52:35: Slayingthehalcyon: tickets were VIP and 75$ a piece
 * 00:52:39: Slayingthehalcyon: I bought merch
 * 00:52:45: Slayingthehalcyon: that was another 350
 * 00:52:47: Slayingthehalcyon: and then two meals
 * 00:52:48: Kora Stormblade: goodness
 * 00:52:51: Slayingthehalcyon: and starbucks somewhere in there
 * 00:52:53: Slayingthehalcyon: but like
 * 00:52:54: Slayingthehalcyon: this bitch
 * 00:52:56: Qahnaarin1997: Still no bitch is worth 600 unless it;s a hooker
 * 00:52:59: Slayingthehalcyon: told me, five minutes from her house
 * 00:53:05: Slayingthehalcyon: that she was embarrased to have gone to a concert with me
 * 00:53:06: Qahnaarin1997: Then still it's pushing it
 * 00:53:11: Kora Stormblade: "I have a boyfriend but youre so nice haha!"
 * 00:53:13: Slayingthehalcyon: I kicked her ass out of the car and made her walk the rest of the way home
 * 00:53:19: Kora Stormblade: there you go xD
 * 00:53:26: Slayingthehalcyon: it gets better though
 * 00:53:28: Slayingthehalcyon: right after that
 * 00:53:31: Kora Stormblade: I woulda falcon punched the bitch
 * 00:53:39: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 00:53:40: Slayingthehalcyon: she started threatening to kill herself to try to manipulate me
 * 00:53:44: Kora Stormblade: oohh
 * 00:53:45: Slayingthehalcyon: so I finally had had enough of it
 * 00:53:48: Slayingthehalcyon: and asked her
 * 00:53:48: Kora Stormblade: now that is hilarious
 * 00:53:49: Qahnaarin1997: One of those.
 * 00:53:53: Qahnaarin1997: hahaha
 * 00:53:56: Kora Stormblade: Id say "Do it you cunt"
 * 00:53:58: Slayingthehalcyon: "if I bring you a knife, can I camcord the whole thing?"
 * 00:54:00: Qahnaarin1997: Please do tell more.
 * 00:54:02: Slayingthehalcyon: And she dumped me on the spot
 * 00:54:03: Slayingthehalcyon: got a gf
 * 00:54:06: Slayingthehalcyon: and when the gf dumped her
 * 00:54:12: Blubasaur: I will HM01 myself if you don't be sugar daddy
 * 00:54:13: Slayingthehalcyon: she started trying too get back with me
 * 00:54:15: Kora Stormblade: "Imma kill mahself"
 * 00:54:20: Slayingthehalcyon: and texts me like every three days with this line
 * 00:54:21: Qahnaarin1997: Hahahaha
 * 00:54:29: Slayingthehalcyon: "I don't know how you guys put up with girls, they're so insecure"
 * 00:54:39: Kora Stormblade: oh god
 * 00:54:44: Slayingthehalcyon: I haven't had a girlfriend since then
 * 00:54:44: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 00:54:48: Slayingthehalcyon: everything has been one night stands
 * 00:54:53: Kora Stormblade: yea take a break dude xD
 * 00:54:57: Blubasaur: That's such a terrible line xD
 * 00:55:01: Qahnaarin1997: Girls are too much work
 * 00:55:05: Slayingthehalcyon: Honestly though
 * 00:55:10: Slayingthehalcyon: some of my favorite female friends
 * 00:55:13: Qahnaarin1997: I am staying single for life
 * 00:55:16: Blubasaur: nah a good girl doesn't make you work for nothing
 * 00:55:24: Slayingthehalcyon: are the ones that don't care who pays for dinner, because they're just as willing to pay for the whole meal
 * 00:55:25: Kora Stormblade: ^
 * 00:55:34: Slayingthehalcyon: bitch got ninja'd
 * 00:55:39: Kora Stormblade: well that too actually
 * 00:55:43: Kora Stormblade: oo snap I just did
 * 00:55:46: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 00:55:51: Qahnaarin1997: Slaying
 * 00:55:55: Qahnaarin1997: If you are a man
 * 00:55:55: Slayingthehalcyon: Yo?
 * 00:55:57: Blubasaur: She makes you work for something, and when that something is worth it you know you've made it. Until then RIP wallet
 * 00:55:58: Kora Stormblade: idk some people are just odd fucks
 * 00:56:04: Slayingthehalcyon: /me checks pants
 * 00:56:05: Slayingthehalcyon: Yes
 * 00:56:05: Qahnaarin1997: you fuckign pay for the meal
 * 00:56:11: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 00:56:12: Blubasaur: ^
 * 00:56:13: Slayingthehalcyon: not if you're going dutch
 * 00:56:22: Qahnaarin1997: I don't give a shit
 * 00:56:24: Qahnaarin1997: you pay
 * 00:56:25: Slayingthehalcyon: Double Dutch is one of the few times I've not payed for a girls meal
 * 00:56:27: Qahnaarin1997: End story
 * 00:56:29: Kora Stormblade: oo you badass
 * 00:56:31: Slayingthehalcyon: especially when we were with a group
 * 00:56:34: Slayingthehalcyon: because I wasn't about to pick up
 * 00:56:38: Slayingthehalcyon: the like 150$ tab
 * 00:56:43: Kora Stormblade: damn
 * 00:56:48: Slayingthehalcyon: for like 2 other guys and and bunch of other people
 * 00:56:49: Kora Stormblade: 150 tho
 * 00:56:50: Qahnaarin1997: And you pay for the meal
 * 00:56:56: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 00:57:02: Slayingthehalcyon: See I follow along the lines of this
 * 00:57:04: Slayingthehalcyon: if it's just friends
 * 00:57:07: Slayingthehalcyon: you can pay for yourself
 * 00:57:08: Qahnaarin1997: You better have enough to take a chick out on a date
 * 00:57:13: Slayingthehalcyon: If I'm taking you on a date, then I'm paying for everything
 * 00:57:17: Slayingthehalcyon: and if you offer to pay for anything
 * 00:57:18: Qahnaarin1997: Rule #1 of dating
 * 00:57:23: Slayingthehalcyon: then you better wait until we get back home
 * 00:57:25: Blubasaur: Best way to decide who pays? Whoever can read my immortal without losing the meal deserves it free
 * 00:57:27: Slayingthehalcyon: and pay by dropping to your knees
 * 00:57:27: Kora Stormblade: hahaha
 * 00:57:28: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 00:57:38: Kora Stormblade: wow there we go xD
 * 00:57:41: Qahnaarin1997: Rule#3 wait till third date for sex
 * 00:57:43: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 00:57:47: Slayingthehalcyon: BJ's don't count
 * 00:57:50: Slayingthehalcyon: it's just oral ;)
 * 00:57:50: Qahnaarin1997: No
 * 00:57:55: Slayingthehalcyon: RIP
 * 00:58:00: Slayingthehalcyon: this one girl I knew told me that a BJ wasn't sex
 * 00:58:04: Slayingthehalcyon: and she was still a virgin
 * 00:58:06: Qahnaarin1997: It is.
 * 00:58:06: Kora Stormblade: oh dear
 * 00:58:07: Slayingthehalcyon: because it was "just oral"
 * 00:58:09: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 00:58:10: Qahnaarin1997: Oral sex
 * 00:58:13: Slayingthehalcyon: She's now preggo
 * 00:58:17: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 00:58:20: Kora Stormblade: well if she hasnt gotten like ya know
 * 00:58:23: Slayingthehalcyon: probably because she didn't understand how the rubber fit on the stick
 * 00:58:25: Slayingthehalcyon: You knpw
 * 00:58:26: Blubasaur: I'm not a big oral fan :/ I mean, it's nice and all but I feel like it's overhyped
 * 00:58:26: Slayingthehalcyon: know*
 * 00:58:28: Slayingthehalcyon: what they say
 * 00:58:39: Kora Stormblade: a dick in herself then I guess she may be /somewhat/ virgin? but idk its still sex so xD
 * 00:58:45: Slayingthehalcyon: IKR?
 * 00:58:52: Kora Stormblade: dont be silly wrap your willy
 * 00:58:54: Qahnaarin1997: Shw was 16 and got pregnant
 * 00:58:56: Qahnaarin1997: she*
 * 00:59:03: Slayingthehalcyon: back when I was in HS
 * 00:59:05: Slayingthehalcyon: I dumped a girl
 * 00:59:06: Qahnaarin1997: I dodged a fucking bullet.
 * 00:59:09: Slayingthehalcyon: and 4 weeks later
 * 00:59:12: Slayingthehalcyon: she was preggo
 * 00:59:15: Slayingthehalcyon: Yah, that was what I felt like
 * 00:59:18: Slayingthehalcyon: dodged a fucking bullet
 * 00:59:19: Kora Stormblade: dont be a prick
 * 00:59:20: Qahnaarin1997: I dumped her ass as soon as I found out she was cheating.
 * 00:59:22: Kora Stormblade: cover your dick
 * 00:59:26: Qahnaarin1997: ^
 * 00:59:28: Slayingthehalcyon: scary as shit when they start telling you that you're the daddy
 * 00:59:29: Blubasaur: Wait till college to date. #1 tip
 * 00:59:31: Slayingthehalcyon: and you're like
 * 00:59:32: Qahnaarin1997: Use a condom
 * 00:59:35: Slayingthehalcyon: "I never had sex with you bitch"
 * 00:59:40: Blubasaur: keyword tip ;)
 * 00:59:42: Kora Stormblade: It will be sweeter if you wrapped your peter
 * 00:59:42: Slayingthehalcyon: TIp
 * 00:59:44: Slayingthehalcyon: Bruh
 * 00:59:49: Slayingthehalcyon: my tip is ten inches deep in bitches
 * 00:59:52: Slayingthehalcyon: At least
 * 00:59:56: Slayingthehalcyon: when I go to the strip club
 * 01:00:00: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 01:00:02: Slayingthehalcyon: cuz
 * 01:00:03: Qahnaarin1997: Kor
 * 01:00:14: Qahnaarin1997: Use a candy bar wrapper
 * 01:00:21: Slayingthehalcyon: OMG
 * 01:00:21: Kora Stormblade: xD
 * 01:00:25: Slayingthehalcyon: @ Qahn
 * 01:00:27: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:00:28: Slayingthehalcyon: glorious
 * 01:00:33: Slayingthehalcyon: I had a friend
 * 01:00:36: Kora Stormblade: dont be a fool
 * 01:00:38: Kora Stormblade: cover your tool
 * 01:00:39: Slayingthehalcyon: who used a walmart bag and a scrunchie
 * 01:00:40: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 01:00:41: Blubasaur: Only go to sleep cold, you'll die lonely and old
 * 01:00:46: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 01:00:50: Slayingthehalcyon: "safesex, it's the thought that counts"
 * 01:01:02: Kora Stormblade: before you tap it
 * 01:01:04: Kora Stormblade: cap it (y)
 * 01:01:08: Slayingthehalcyon: Are we
 * 01:01:12: Slayingthehalcyon: inserting plastic caps?
 * 01:01:13: Qahnaarin1997: Anyone say "Peopleofwalmart.com?"
 * 01:01:16: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:01:19: Slayingthehalcyon: Oh nu
 * 01:01:20: Slayingthehalcyon: not that site
 * 01:01:21: Slayingthehalcyon: Yo
 * 01:01:26: Slayingthehalcyon: I found one of my ex's on there one time
 * 01:01:27: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:01:28: Qahnaarin1997: It fucking hilarious
 * 01:01:32: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 01:01:36: Qahnaarin1997: Oh jesus
 * 01:01:44: Slayingthehalcyon: Like after HS
 * 01:01:46: Slayingthehalcyon: she got super fat
 * 01:01:48: Slayingthehalcyon: Like
 * 01:01:48: Kora Stormblade: wrap your bait before you mate
 * 01:01:50: Slayingthehalcyon: she went from cute
 * 01:01:52: Slayingthehalcyon: too like
 * 01:01:56: Qahnaarin1997: Kora xD
 * 01:01:57: Slayingthehalcyon: could play moby dick in a play
 * 01:02:02: Kora Stormblade: to o shit dont eat me fat albert damn
 * 01:02:12: Slayingthehalcyon: like she was so big
 * 01:02:17: Slayingthehalcyon: she needed that extra o in the too
 * 01:02:19: Qahnaarin1997: I have a job at a bait shot, I recently got promoted
 * 01:02:23: Qahnaarin1997: I used to be a baiter
 * 01:02:30: Qahnaarin1997: Now I am a master-bater
 * 01:02:31: Qahnaarin1997: ;)
 * 01:02:33: Slayingthehalcyon: :D
 * 01:02:36: Kora Stormblade: ahoihoioi
 * 01:02:39: Slayingthehalcyon: Hue hue hue
 * 01:02:45: Slayingthehalcyon: Please
 * 01:02:46: Slayingthehalcyon: I'm hooked
 * 01:02:48: Slayingthehalcyon: ;)
 * 01:02:59: Qahnaarin1997: Oh god kora
 * 01:03:02: Kora Stormblade: my favourite:
 * 01:03:05: Kora Stormblade: You can’t go wrong if you shield your shlong.
 * 01:03:08: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Yay Kora
 * 01:03:11: Qahnaarin1997: Lilith one time sent me this video
 * 01:03:18: Kora Stormblade: is one of my favourite words
 * 01:03:20: Kora Stormblade: that and cunt
 * 01:03:22: Slayingthehalcyon: Yo, there's a guy at work
 * 01:03:24: Qahnaarin1997: Of a song called "little big dick"
 * 01:03:25: Slayingthehalcyon: that when he says long
 * 01:03:26: Kora Stormblade: girls tend to not like that tho
 * 01:03:30: Slayingthehalcyon: it sounds like he's saying shlong
 * 01:03:36: Kora Stormblade: thats hilarious
 * 01:03:39: Blubasaur: Hawt?
 * 01:03:41: Kora Stormblade: I would die xd
 * 01:03:42: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Kora
 * 01:03:44: Blubasaur: Or just britich
 * 01:03:45: Slayingthehalcyon: We constantly are trying to find new ways
 * 01:03:45: Kora Stormblade: yea?
 * 01:03:48: Slayingthehalcyon: to get him to say the word long
 * 01:03:57: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: That word is highly cuntageous.
 * 01:04:00: Slayingthehalcyon: Oh shit
 * 01:04:01: Qahnaarin1997: Shlong bong?
 * 01:04:03: Kora Stormblade: bro pls
 * 01:04:06: Qahnaarin1997: Imagine
 * 01:04:09: Slayingthehalcyon: Cuntasaraus rekt
 * 01:04:10: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Wiggle wiggle
 * 01:04:11: Kora Stormblade: One word I dont like and
 * 01:04:13: Qahnaarin1997: A Shlong Bing
 * 01:04:16: Kora Stormblade: literally every other girl doesnt
 * 01:04:18: Qahnaarin1997: Bong*
 * 01:04:19: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora
 * 01:04:32: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: That makes me moist.
 * 01:04:32: Slayingthehalcyon: and then realized I was right
 * 01:04:34: Slayingthehalcyon: and apologized
 * 01:04:37: Kora Stormblade: thing is is I call people cunts a lot
 * 01:04:40: Kora Stormblade: its awesome
 * 01:04:43: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 01:04:46: Kora Stormblade: because its not that bad a word to me
 * 01:04:46: Blubasaur: Don't do it
 * 01:04:47: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Kora
 * 01:04:50: Slayingthehalcyon: my manager called one of my coworkers a cunt one time
 * 01:05:01: Blubasaur: thats why you guys only get sand diggers
 * 01:05:01: Kora Stormblade: how about
 * 01:05:04: Kora Stormblade: you can be qahns
 * 01:05:05: Blubasaur: i mean gold diggers
 * 01:05:10: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: But
 * 01:05:11: Qahnaarin1997: Fuck that
 * 01:05:13: Kora Stormblade: sand niggers are worse imo
 * 01:05:17: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 01:05:19: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 01:05:21: Slayingthehalcyon: are we talking like
 * 01:05:23: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: I like sand
 * 01:05:23: Blubasaur: Ech get ooot
 * 01:05:29: Slayingthehalcyon: blacks that ended up in egypt?
 * 01:05:30: Slayingthehalcyon: OOOR
 * 01:05:32: Slayingthehalcyon: are we talking like
 * 01:05:34: Kora Stormblade: why not both ;)
 * 01:05:45: Slayingthehalcyon: I get really offended by "spear chucker"
 * 01:05:49: Slayingthehalcyon: but at the same time
 * 01:05:52: Slayingthehalcyon: the term is great
 * 01:05:54: Blubasaur: I'm a Narc, u r all going to jail
 * 01:05:59: Slayingthehalcyon: Narc
 * 01:06:04: Slayingthehalcyon: You sound like a fucked up tic tac brand
 * 01:06:07: Slayingthehalcyon: like an offbrand yo
 * 01:06:18: Qahnaarin1997: Who here thinks redskins is offensive?
 * 01:06:18: Kora Stormblade: I like (y)
 * 01:06:25: Slayingthehalcyon: Redskins is fine
 * 01:06:30: Slayingthehalcyon: especially after I said "Spear Chucker"
 * 01:06:32: Blubasaur: Whrer de durgs
 * 01:06:35: Qahnaarin1997: XD
 * 01:06:39: Kora Stormblade: qahn honestly people get offended by everything xD
 * 01:06:41: Slayingthehalcyon: Blubasaur, their in my hubcaps
 * 01:06:42: Kora Stormblade: "hey I like your shirt"
 * 01:06:43: Slayingthehalcyon: please
 * 01:06:45: Slayingthehalcyon: don't take me away
 * 01:06:46: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora
 * 01:06:58: Slayingthehalcyon: I walked into work earlier to get my pay check
 * 01:07:01: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: I identify as toster stroodle.
 * 01:07:05: Kora Stormblade: uh oh xD
 * 01:07:06: Qahnaarin1997: Kor
 * 01:07:06: Slayingthehalcyon: one of the door greeters told me she liked my shirt
 * 01:07:11: Slayingthehalcyon: got a bitches number
 * 01:07:12: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493pL_Vbtnc
 * 01:07:12: Slayingthehalcyon: like that
 * 01:07:12: KINMUNE: Where The White Women At? - Blazing Saddles
 * 01:07:17: Slayingthehalcyon: OMFG
 * 01:07:17: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:07:19: Kora Stormblade: really?
 * 01:07:23: Kora Stormblade: damn dude thats skill
 * 01:07:32: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora, I don't mess around when it comes too that kind of thing
 * 01:07:37: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: I had sex
 * 01:07:42: Qahnaarin1997: Ohhh
 * 01:07:44: Slayingthehalcyon: my supervisor won't even go to the mall with me anymore
 * 01:07:59: KINMUNE: Hello there, DarkVaultBoi111!
 * 01:08:01: Slayingthehalcyon: Like
 * 01:08:04: Kora Stormblade: why tho ? xD
 * 01:08:06: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: "Help! Call the cops!" Is not my name.
 * 01:08:12: Qahnaarin1997: Ralvz
 * 01:08:13: Qahnaarin1997: For u
 * 01:08:13: Slayingthehalcyon: "I forgot to turn off my swag one night, and I woke up drenched in bitches"
 * 01:08:15: Slayingthehalcyon: OMG ralvz
 * 01:08:16: Slayingthehalcyon: glorious
 * 01:08:18: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
 * 01:08:18: KINMUNE: I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
 * 01:08:24: Slayingthehalcyon: Hey hey hey
 * 01:08:25: Slayingthehalcyon: we all know
 * 01:08:27: Kora Stormblade: ohhh guys I have a fortune cookie
 * 01:08:28: Slayingthehalcyon: that it was more like this
 * 01:08:33: Kora Stormblade: Imma open it and say my fortune here
 * 01:08:36: Qahnaarin1997: Hey Lilith xD
 * 01:08:38: ~*LilithRayn*~: o.
 * 01:08:39: Slayingthehalcyon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
 * 01:08:40: KINMUNE: The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
 * 01:08:45: Qahnaarin1997: Xd
 * 01:08:46: ~*LilithRayn*~: Yes
 * 01:08:48: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Rub my tummy.
 * 01:08:52: ~*LilithRayn*~: I like you, new person
 * 01:08:56: Slayingthehalcyon: "I ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants"
 * 01:08:56: DarkVaultBoi111: hey fuck all of you, I don't ask for much but a fucking hello would be nice
 * 01:09:03: Slayingthehalcyon: FUcking Hello
 * 01:09:04: DarkVaultBoi111: also hello
 * 01:09:05: Qahnaarin1997: Hi?
 * 01:09:07: Slayingthehalcyon: You can sit in the corner
 * 01:09:07: ~*LilithRayn*~: Hi Vault ^_^
 * 01:09:08: Slayingthehalcyon: asshat
 * 01:09:09: Slayingthehalcyon: :P
 * 01:09:10: Kora Stormblade: "You will step on the soil of many countries in your lifetime"
 * 01:09:11: DarkVaultBoi111: i said hello!
 * 01:09:15: DarkVaultBoi111: not hi!
 * 01:09:17: Kora Stormblade: guys thats some scary shit
 * 01:09:22: DarkVaultBoi111: brb
 * 01:09:25: ~*LilithRayn*~: I said hi. Don't be a bitch
 * 01:09:28: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora, I want to step on the soiled pants of many countries in my life time
 * 01:09:29: Kora Stormblade: I plan on flying out of the us when I graduate xd
 * 01:09:30: Slayingthehalcyon: But
 * 01:09:35: Slayingthehalcyon: you know
 * 01:09:48: Slayingthehalcyon: Ralvz
 * 01:09:51: Slayingthehalcyon: do you live
 * 01:09:53: Slayingthehalcyon: near a dog pound?
 * 01:09:59: Kora Stormblade: no
 * 01:09:59: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Duh
 * 01:10:00: Slayingthehalcyon: are you into spike collars?
 * 01:10:01: Kora Stormblade: in a basement ;)
 * 01:10:04: Slayingthehalcyon: Oh no
 * 01:10:09: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: I live in the forest.
 * 01:10:09: Slayingthehalcyon: He's got all the popsicles
 * 01:10:15: Kora Stormblade: oh yes (y0
 * 01:10:23: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Where I fu- I mean, eat sqwerls all day.
 * 01:10:24: DarkVaultBoi111: hey
 * 01:10:25: Qahnaarin1997: This one is great
 * 01:10:29: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k
 * 01:10:30: KINMUNE: Dick In A Box (ft. Justin Timberlake) - Tribute [with Lyrics]
 * 01:10:33: Slayingthehalcyon: GLORIOUS
 * 01:10:34: DarkVaultBoi111: I take candy
 * 01:10:40: DarkVaultBoi111: not popsiclple
 * 01:10:41: Slayingthehalcyon: the two videos that come after that
 * 01:10:43: Slayingthehalcyon: are even better
 * 01:10:44: DarkVaultBoi111: or english clases
 * 01:10:58: DarkVaultBoi111: guys
 * 01:10:58: Qahnaarin1997: Lilith
 * 01:11:03: Qahnaarin1997: No little big dick
 * 01:11:06: Slayingthehalcyon: we have a van down here that's painted like the mystery machine
 * 01:11:09: Slayingthehalcyon: if you go inside of it
 * 01:11:09: ~*LilithRayn*~: I knooow
 * 01:11:13: Slayingthehalcyon: it's actually more like a sex dungeon
 * 01:11:25: Kora Stormblade: hmm
 * 01:11:30: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Kora
 * 01:11:35: DarkVaultBoi111: I got an add for bleach
 * 01:11:37: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Rub rub rub my tummy
 * 01:11:47: Slayingthehalcyon: This is actually my favorite video of their's
 * 01:11:47: Slayingthehalcyon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
 * 01:11:52: Slayingthehalcyon: I almost typed there's
 * 01:11:54: Slayingthehalcyon: OH NO
 * 01:11:56: Slayingthehalcyon: please don't stab it
 * 01:11:57: Slayingthehalcyon: D:
 * 01:11:58: Kora Stormblade: oh dear
 * 01:11:58: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Hot.
 * 01:12:03: Kora Stormblade: you caught yourself just in time
 * 01:12:08: Slayingthehalcyon: yes I did,
 * 01:12:16: RenzXVI: I like the midget in that vid.
 * 01:12:18: Kora Stormblade: that was close af I must say
 * 01:12:18: Slayingthehalcyon: I almost had to commit grammatical suicide
 * 01:12:25: Kora Stormblade: *cuts self*
 * 01:12:25: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 01:12:25: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: I wanna floss by toes with your tendons.
 * 01:12:30: Qahnaarin1997: Slaying
 * 01:12:32: Slayingthehalcyon: Yes?
 * 01:12:42: Qahnaarin1997: Dick in a box reminds me of Deadpool
 * 01:12:44: Slayingthehalcyon: Also, Slay is fine by me,
 * 01:12:44: Qahnaarin1997: IDK why
 * 01:12:44: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:12:45: Qahnaarin1997: XD
 * 01:12:49: Slayingthehalcyon: because it's the same kind of humor?
 * 01:12:50: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:12:56: DarkVaultBoi111: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pognpmtsmTQ
 * 01:12:58: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: I saw Deadpool
 * 01:12:58: KINMUNE: David Allan Coe  Cum Stains On The Pillow
 * 01:12:59: Qahnaarin1997: Yeah, probably.
 * 01:13:02: Kora Stormblade: what
 * 01:13:04: Slayingthehalcyon: "there's 135 kilos of coke, right next too the cure for blindness"
 * 01:13:07: Slayingthehalcyon: "Motherfucker"
 * 01:13:11: Kora Stormblade: slaying like
 * 01:13:12: Slayingthehalcyon: to*
 * 01:13:12: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 01:13:13: Qahnaarin1997: WHat the fuck
 * 01:13:14: Kora Stormblade: *to and *too tho
 * 01:13:16: Kora Stormblade: yup
 * 01:13:17: Kora Stormblade: xD
 * 01:13:22: Slayingthehalcyon: Those are like my cardinal sin
 * 01:13:25: Slayingthehalcyon: I can't not commit
 * 01:13:28: Slayingthehalcyon: it's like when you go bowling
 * 01:13:29: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: To bitshy 4 ya
 * 01:13:33: Slayingthehalcyon: and you talk it up like you a baddass
 * 01:13:35: Qahnaarin1997: Slay
 * 01:13:37: Slayingthehalcyon: and then you bowl a fucking 45
 * 01:13:39: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZs-Rb83zyY
 * 01:13:41: KINMUNE: Jizzing On People Prank GONE WRONG
 * 01:13:45: Slayingthehalcyon: Oh shit
 * 01:13:45: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:13:46: Kora Stormblade: ooh thats true pain
 * 01:13:52: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: koreh ken u korekt muh spellingas.
 * 01:13:54: Kora Stormblade: Imma click that
 * 01:13:58: Kora Stormblade: pingas
 * 01:14:00: Kora Stormblade: PINGAS
 * 01:14:06: Kora Stormblade: one sec
 * 01:14:12: Qahnaarin1997: PINGAS INTENSIFIES
 * 01:14:14: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 01:14:22: Slayingthehalcyon: GLORIOUS
 * 01:14:34: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: *Amplifies PINGAS*
 * 01:14:42: DarkVaultBoi111: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPQVZugICM0
 * 01:14:43: Kora Stormblade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTSj2abg7C4
 * 01:14:45: KINMUNE: KILLING THE HOMELESS VS HELPING THE HOMELESS ( SOCIAL EXPERIMENT )
 * 01:14:45: KINMUNE: PINGAS SONG
 * 01:14:47: Kora Stormblade: what
 * 01:14:53: DarkVaultBoi111: XD
 * 01:15:00: Blubasaur: too much single sadmen in chat. I'm out for now
 * 01:15:00: Qahnaarin1997: Xd
 * 01:15:05: Qahnaarin1997: Guys
 * 01:15:09: Qahnaarin1997: I am dying
 * 01:15:09: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: I felt uncomfortable sitting on a computer for 7 hours so I switched to a chair.
 * 01:15:11: Qahnaarin1997: Laughing
 * 01:15:17: Kora Stormblade: hehehe
 * 01:15:19: Slayingthehalcyon: "my babies everywhere"
 * 01:15:20: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:15:22: Slayingthehalcyon: OMG glorious
 * 01:15:29: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: I like babies.
 * 01:15:53: Kora Stormblade: but do they like you ralvz?
 * 01:15:57: Slayingthehalcyon: "you need to take medication, cuz you ain't acting right"
 * 01:15:59: Slayingthehalcyon: God
 * 01:16:00: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: :^)(^:
 * 01:16:01: Slayingthehalcyon: that is why I love black people
 * 01:16:05: Slayingthehalcyon: because they're so fucking chill
 * 01:16:09: Kora Stormblade: o yea
 * 01:16:12: Kora Stormblade: Im so chill yo
 * 01:16:21: Slayingthehalcyon: most of my black friends are chill af
 * 01:16:25: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Coz I make them
 * 01:16:33: DarkVaultBoi111: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erqvsioVEcw
 * 01:16:34: KINMUNE: Kick the nigger
 * 01:16:37: KINMUNE: Hello there, SorceHD!
 * 01:16:43: Kora Stormblade: I know some black folks who will whip your ass right up if you look at them wrong tho
 * 01:16:54: Kora Stormblade: but some are chill af too it can go either ways
 * 01:17:07: DarkVaultBoi111: /me's anus is wide and ready for anything
 * 01:17:08: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: How do black people have sex in the dark?
 * 01:17:10: DarkVaultBoi111: dammit
 * 01:17:14: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Do they glow?
 * 01:17:15: Kora Stormblade: I bet source was black
 * 01:17:17: Kora Stormblade: went
 * 01:17:21: Kora Stormblade: "aw fuck this Im out"
 * 01:17:26: Kora Stormblade: and left the way he did xD
 * 01:17:27: DarkVaultBoi111: /me has a wide anus and is ready for anything
 * 01:17:38: Qahnaarin1997: Huys
 * 01:17:43: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ga3LfXFps
 * 01:17:43: Slayingthehalcyon: Uhm
 * 01:17:53: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Great, Qahs drunk.
 * 01:17:58: Qahnaarin1997: XD
 * 01:18:00: Slayingthehalcyon: If you got $5
 * 01:18:02: Slayingthehalcyon: then we can talk
 * 01:18:04: DarkVaultBoi111: guys
 * 01:18:08: Kora Stormblade: I say make it 10$
 * 01:18:09: Qahnaarin1997: A drunk Qahn is a fun Qahn
 * 01:18:42: Slayingthehalcyon: 10$ for 2 feet of dick
 * 01:18:46: Slayingthehalcyon: is like fucking a smooth feret
 * 01:18:48: Slayingthehalcyon: ferret*
 * 01:18:54: DarkVaultBoi111: i did it for my math homework
 * 01:19:10: DarkVaultBoi111: i killed him afterwards because he was a commie
 * 01:19:16: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 01:19:19: Qahnaarin1997: Oi
 * 01:19:20: Slayingthehalcyon: you should have like
 * 01:19:22: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: I chose to work at KFC so I can give cock in a buclet to random strangers all day.
 * 01:19:29: Slayingthehalcyon: I work at sams club
 * 01:19:30: Qahnaarin1997: Lol
 * 01:19:42: Slayingthehalcyon: I told people my name was on the outside/front of the building, and that I'd do whatever the fuck I wanted
 * 01:19:49: Slayingthehalcyon: /me is not even kidding
 * 01:19:50: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: My boss didn't find this nearly as funny, nore did the judge.
 * 01:19:53: Slayingthehalcyon: my manager told me I was hilarious
 * 01:20:03: DarkVaultBoi111: I intern at a museum
 * 01:20:06: Slayingthehalcyon: This is why I made it through 3 rounds of everyone being fired
 * 01:20:12: DarkVaultBoi111: I get to clean the stalls
 * 01:20:15: Slayingthehalcyon: Oh go
 * 01:20:17: Slayingthehalcyon: god*
 * 01:20:18: Slayingthehalcyon: go you fam
 * 01:20:23: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Kora
 * 01:20:27: Slayingthehalcyon: You the realest homie ever
 * 01:20:28: DarkVaultBoi111: I got raped by a mammoth
 * 01:20:40: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Wanna play with my meat puppet?
 * 01:20:42: Slayingthehalcyon: when I set my ass down on a toilet seat at the muesem
 * 01:20:43: Slayingthehalcyon: it feels clean
 * 01:20:49: Qahnaarin1997: Ralvz
 * 01:20:50: Qahnaarin1997: No
 * 01:20:52: Qahnaarin1997: just no
 * 01:20:55: Slayingthehalcyon: and I don't feel afraid that I'm gonna get HIV/AIDS from the toilet seat
 * 01:21:03: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: His name's Pete.
 * 01:21:08: Slayingthehalcyon: oi
 * 01:21:13: Slayingthehalcyon: I thought his name would have been Tom
 * 01:21:16: Qahnaarin1997: Is he Butcher Pete?
 * 01:21:19: Slayingthehalcyon: cuz he peepin out the top yo shorts
 * 01:21:30: Qahnaarin1997: Because he's smacking all that meat ;P
 * 01:21:33: Qahnaarin1997: ;)
 * 01:21:40: DarkVaultBoi111: there was once a communist nigger in the stalls, I had to sell him to the president
 * 01:21:40: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: https://youtu.be/k7VzWitgeU4
 * 01:22:11: Slayingthehalcyon: "the weirdest thing was, when she walked in, she had a bulge, I wasn't sure about it, then I realized she had a grenade in her panties, that was the last time I took home an arab after picking her up with the pickup line "is your dad a terrorist, cuz you the bomb""
 * 01:22:21: DarkVaultBoi111: JESUS
 * 01:22:27: DarkVaultBoi111: meat puppet
 * 01:22:29: DarkVaultBoi111: jesus
 * 01:22:31: DarkVaultBoi111: please
 * 01:22:33: DarkVaultBoi111: nooo
 * 01:22:39: Qahnaarin1997: Dark
 * 01:22:43: Qahnaarin1997: CHill
 * 01:22:45: Slayingthehalcyon: that is glorious
 * 01:22:45: DarkVaultBoi111: dude
 * 01:22:47: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: <she + buldge = not female
 * 01:22:52: DarkVaultBoi111: the meat pupper
 * 01:22:52: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Or
 * 01:22:53: Slayingthehalcyon: Ralvz
 * 01:22:54: Slayingthehalcyon: pretty much
 * 01:22:56: DarkVaultBoi111: it's fucking
 * 01:22:59: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Superclit
 * 01:23:02: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:23:03: Slayingthehalcyon: is that like
 * 01:23:05: DarkVaultBoi111: get it away from me!!!!
 * 01:23:08: Slayingthehalcyon: androgenic clitorious?
 * 01:23:12: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Don't underestimate superclit!
 * 01:23:20: DarkVaultBoi111: stop pinign me
 * 01:23:22: Kora Stormblade: the fuck did I come back to?
 * 01:23:25: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora
 * 01:23:25: Kora Stormblade: pingas
 * 01:23:27: Slayingthehalcyon: you came back too
 * 01:23:27: Qahnaarin1997: Slay, they call me butcher pete because I'm smacking all that meat ;)
 * 01:23:28: Kora Stormblade: yea?
 * 01:23:30: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Kora
 * 01:23:33: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Superclit
 * 01:23:34: Slayingthehalcyon: Qahn
 * 01:23:35: Slayingthehalcyon: smacking his meat
 * 01:23:37: DarkVaultBoi111: stop!
 * 01:23:38: Slayingthehalcyon: too ralvz super clit
 * 01:23:39: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 01:23:43: DarkVaultBoi111: ur pinging me with clit
 * 01:23:46: Slayingthehalcyon: GOod
 * 01:23:46: DarkVaultBoi111: stop!!
 * 01:23:49: Kora Stormblade: oh dear
 * 01:23:52: Slayingthehalcyon: what kind of wierdo has clit for a ping
 * 01:23:58: Qahnaarin1997: It's a Fallout 4 song, Slay
 * 01:24:01: Kora Stormblade: xD
 * 01:24:01: Slayingthehalcyon: OH GOD
 * 01:24:01: Slayingthehalcyon: that
 * 01:24:02: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:24:04: RenzXVI: Why does clit ping you?
 * 01:24:06: Slayingthehalcyon: THIS all makes sense now
 * 01:24:08: Slayingthehalcyon: Renz
 * 01:24:10: DarkVaultBoi111: stop pinging me
 * 01:24:11: Slayingthehalcyon: a better quiestion is
 * 01:24:14: Slayingthehalcyon: question*
 * 01:24:17: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: /me pings Kora
 * 01:24:18: Qahnaarin1997: Clit?
 * 01:24:19: Slayingthehalcyon: why DOESN'T clit ping you?
 * 01:24:21: Kora Stormblade: get lit with clits yo
 * 01:24:22: DarkVaultBoi111: pleasew
 * 01:24:26: DarkVaultBoi111: stop
 * 01:24:27: Qahnaarin1997: Clit?
 * 01:24:32: Qahnaarin1997: WHat the fuck?
 * 01:24:33: Kora Stormblade: thats odd xD
 * 01:24:37: Kora Stormblade: then again like
 * 01:24:41: DarkVaultBoi111: don't
 * 01:24:42: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: My overies hurt.
 * 01:24:43: Slayingthehalcyon: Like this is almost as bad
 * 01:24:45: Kora Stormblade: sweetroll always pings me and I dont know why
 * 01:24:47: Qahnaarin1997: Clitorous
 * 01:24:47: RenzXVI: It's your fault for putting it in your pings.
 * 01:24:55: Kora Stormblade: dont even have it as a phrase
 * 01:24:58: Qahnaarin1997: Does that ping you?
 * 01:24:59: DarkVaultBoi111: qahn
 * 01:25:01: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora
 * 01:25:02: RenzXVI: Kora Stormblade, you have troll in your pings.
 * 01:25:03: Qahnaarin1997: Yes?
 * 01:25:06: Kora Stormblade: ahuh
 * 01:25:11: Slayingthehalcyon: my friend just texted me, to say that she felt she was an embarrasment to man kind
 * 01:25:14: DarkVaultBoi111: how are r u doing qahn?
 * 01:25:17: Kora Stormblade: because Im a mod and kinda have to have it there xD
 * 01:25:18: Slayingthehalcyon: because she scared the shit out of herself with her car horn
 * 01:25:20: DarkVaultBoi111: qahn is nice fucking name
 * 01:25:26: Slayingthehalcyon: I hit the qahn yo
 * 01:25:39: Slayingthehalcyon: is really
 * 01:25:42: Slayingthehalcyon: rich homie quahn
 * 01:25:43: Kora Stormblade: guy I got
 * 01:25:44: DarkVaultBoi111: yes qahn?
 * 01:25:45: Qahnaarin1997: I'm going to ping all the mods at once
 * 01:25:45: Kora Stormblade: fucking
 * 01:25:46: Slayingthehalcyon: and you guys aint no no it yet
 * 01:25:49: Kora Stormblade: rootbear float mike n ikes
 * 01:25:50: DarkVaultBoi111: qahn ur gay
 * 01:25:51: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: I always get asked if I'm Indian.
 * 01:25:51: Qahnaarin1997: !mods
 * 01:25:56: DarkVaultBoi111: !users
 * 01:25:57: Slayingthehalcyon: Ralvz
 * 01:25:57: Kora Stormblade: damnit
 * 01:25:58: Kora Stormblade: you cunt
 * 01:26:00: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 01:26:02: Slayingthehalcyon: I constantly get called a cracker at work
 * 01:26:02: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:26:10: DarkVaultBoi111: dont say cunt either!
 * 01:26:13: DarkVaultBoi111: it pings me
 * 01:26:14: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: No. I mean on here.
 * 01:26:15: Slayingthehalcyon: Why cunt I?
 * 01:26:25: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Offline I look like a Russian Sheldon.
 * 01:26:25: Slayingthehalcyon: wow
 * 01:26:30: Qahnaarin1997: Hey Kora, it doesn't ping me for some reason ;)
 * 01:26:31: Slayingthehalcyon: that actually works better than I thought it would
 * 01:26:44: Kora Stormblade: Ive been told I looked like a gay mexican once
 * 01:26:44: Kora Stormblade: then again that was marching season I was pretty much a beaner at that point
 * 01:26:49: Kora Stormblade: ooohh lag
 * 01:26:57: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Kora
 * 01:26:59: Kora Stormblade: yea?
 * 01:27:02: Qahnaarin1997: kora, I had to do that
 * 01:27:05: Qahnaarin1997: Sorry.
 * 01:27:09: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: You look like a gay Peruvian.
 * 01:27:09: DarkVaultBoi111: guys
 * 01:27:13: DarkVaultBoi111: !mods
 * 01:27:15: Kora Stormblade: whats funny is I dont have my headphones in
 * 01:27:17: DarkVaultBoi111: does it work?
 * 01:27:18: Slayingthehalcyon: "One time I got told I was pretty and what was my number, that was the last time I dressed in drag"
 * 01:27:19: Kora Stormblade: so I cant hear any of the pings
 * 01:27:22: DarkVaultBoi111: does !mod work?
 * 01:27:28: Kora Stormblade: no
 * 01:27:32: Qahnaarin1997: It pings us.
 * 01:27:34: Qahnaarin1997: Yes.
 * 01:27:45: Qahnaarin1997: But don't make a habit of it.
 * 01:27:54: Slayingthehalcyon: don't make a habit of it
 * 01:27:55: Slayingthehalcyon: that's like
 * 01:27:59: Slayingthehalcyon: telling a small child
 * 01:28:00: Slayingthehalcyon: not to scream
 * 01:28:04: Slayingthehalcyon: because screaming gets it titties
 * 01:28:05: Slayingthehalcyon: >>>
 * 01:28:06: Slayingthehalcyon: >.>*
 * 01:28:09: DarkVaultBoi111: make a habit of what?
 * 01:28:13: Kora Stormblade: xD
 * 01:28:13: DarkVaultBoi111: !mod
 * 01:28:14: DarkVaultBoi111: ?
 * 01:28:16: Qahnaarin1997: Some one say titties?
 * 01:28:25: Slayingthehalcyon: where teh whtie womenz at?
 * 01:28:26: DarkVaultBoi111: imma somther u in my titas
 * 01:28:27: Qahnaarin1997: Where?
 * 01:28:29: Slayingthehalcyon: ogaboogabooga
 * 01:28:37: Kora Stormblade: stupid dog
 * 01:28:39: Slayingthehalcyon: Qahn
 * 01:28:40: Slayingthehalcyon: when I find out
 * 01:28:45: Slayingthehalcyon: I'll let you know
 * 01:28:46: Slayingthehalcyon: so far
 * 01:28:48: Qahnaarin1997: Okay :D
 * 01:28:51: Slayingthehalcyon: All I've seen are plastic juggs
 * 01:28:53: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:28:55: Qahnaarin1997: xD
 * 01:28:57: DarkVaultBoi111: im going to put faggot in my ping so i know when crus is calling me
 * 01:28:59: Kora Stormblade: if nobody gets that reference Im going to take cyanide and die
 * 01:29:06: Kora Stormblade: faggot is a nice word
 * 01:29:06: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora
 * 01:29:06: DarkVaultBoi111: i got the ref
 * 01:29:19: DarkVaultBoi111: kora ksy
 * 01:29:21: DarkVaultBoi111: kys*
 * 01:29:22: Slayingthehalcyon: so I could still take my HW to school
 * 01:29:24: Kora Stormblade: You must be partly asian
 * 01:29:24: ArgonianLover: Wut
 * 01:29:28: Slayingthehalcyon: They had to xray me
 * 01:29:29: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:29:31: Kora Stormblade: Good idea (y)
 * 01:29:32: Slayingthehalcyon: HONESTLY
 * 01:29:33: Slayingthehalcyon: I'm like
 * 01:29:34: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 01:29:35: Slayingthehalcyon: 50% irish
 * 01:29:39: Slayingthehalcyon: 15% german
 * 01:29:45: Slayingthehalcyon: 3% cherokee indian
 * 01:29:45: Qahnaarin1997: http://denvillemeatshop.com/upload/products/Chicken_Breast_Uncooked.png Breasts right here
 * 01:29:47: Kora Stormblade: Im a tad bit native american and french
 * 01:29:48: DarkVaultBoi111: kora join the suicide pact, we have me, qahn, crus, and ralvs has to ask his mom
 * 01:29:53: ArgonianLover: (y)
 * 01:29:53: Slayingthehalcyon: 5% polish
 * 01:29:55: Slayingthehalcyon: and the rest is history
 * 01:30:07: Qahnaarin1997: I'm not in the suicide pact
 * 01:30:07: ArgonianLover: Ask who's mom
 * 01:30:09: Slayingthehalcyon: Qahn, 10/10 woul ddo again
 * 01:30:13: DarkVaultBoi111: ralvs did ur mom say yes?
 * 01:30:13: Slayingthehalcyon: would do*
 * 01:30:19: DarkVaultBoi111: qahn join the suicide pact
 * 01:30:19: Slayingthehalcyon: I definitely would fry up with that babe again
 * 01:30:20: ArgonianLover: Oh lol
 * 01:30:25: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 01:30:38: Slayingthehalcyon: and still gets more p00si than you
 * 01:30:45: Kora Stormblade: shes older that the stuff she has put over her
 * 01:30:46: Qahnaarin1997: Guys.
 * 01:30:49: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: I can suicide now.
 * 01:30:49: Kora Stormblade: damn dirt
 * 01:30:53: Slayingthehalcyon: IKR?
 * 01:30:54: Slayingthehalcyon: it's like
 * 01:30:55: ArgonianLover: Prepare to get grounded (y)
 * 01:31:00: Kora Stormblade: no u
 * 01:31:02: Qahnaarin1997: We need to stop
 * 01:31:03: Kora Stormblade: faggt
 * 01:31:06: Kora Stormblade: nah
 * 01:31:08: Slayingthehalcyon: We could have stopped hours ago?
 * 01:31:09: ArgonianLover: Lel
 * 01:31:11: Slayingthehalcyon: but did we?
 * 01:31:12: DarkVaultBoi111: im a faggot who sticks "mystery meat" up my ass (which mod am I)?
 * 01:31:19: Kora Stormblade: we're good stop being buzzkillfaggington
 * 01:31:23: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Help. I got the car pregnant.
 * 01:31:28: Slayingthehalcyon: "Carl, please dear god, when you leave the experiment room, just fucking blow it up"
 * 01:31:29: Slayingthehalcyon: Ralz
 * 01:31:33: Slayingthehalcyon: did your car have a mini cooper?
 * 01:31:34: Kora Stormblade: Did you turn it off and on again?
 * 01:31:42: ArgonianLover: Lol Ralz xD
 * 01:31:42: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: No.
 * 01:31:44: Qahnaarin1997: You're Bronkiin, right?
 * 01:31:48: Slayingthehalcyon: Bronkiin?
 * 01:31:48: DarkVaultBoi111: clsoe
 * 01:31:50: Slayingthehalcyon: the hell is that?
 * 01:31:55: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 01:31:56: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: But my car did have a vagina on its side.
 * 01:31:56: Slayingthehalcyon: is that like a skyrim brony?
 * 01:31:59: DarkVaultBoi111: im bronkiins gay partner
 * 01:31:59: ArgonianLover: Wut
 * 01:31:59: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Smelled like gas.
 * 01:32:00: Slayingthehalcyon: Ralvz
 * 01:32:02: Kora Stormblade: he's a patroller here xD
 * 01:32:03: ArgonianLover: Hah
 * 01:32:05: Slayingthehalcyon: you might wanna get that checked out
 * 01:32:06: DarkVaultBoi111: aka
 * 01:32:08: DarkVaultBoi111: im kora
 * 01:32:18: Kora Stormblade: oo yee
 * 01:32:24: Kora Stormblade: so that makes you
 * 01:32:25: ArgonianLover: Lolwut
 * 01:32:27: Kora Stormblade: a huge faggot
 * 01:32:29: Kora Stormblade: (y)
 * 01:32:30: ArgonianLover: xD
 * 01:32:32: Slayingthehalcyon: Earlier today
 * 01:32:32: DarkVaultBoi111: kora stop sticking mystery meat up ur ass, it's just frr
 * 01:32:34: DarkVaultBoi111: dammit
 * 01:32:36: Slayingthehalcyon: I came in and threw back with flightmare
 * 01:32:37: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:32:40: DarkVaultBoi111: freezer burned black dicks
 * 01:32:43: ArgonianLover: (y)(y)
 * 01:32:43: DarkVaultBoi111: so stop
 * 01:32:44: Slayingthehalcyon: I hadn't talked too him in a long time
 * 01:32:46: Qahnaarin1997: BRB
 * 01:32:50: ArgonianLover: Kk
 * 01:32:53: Kora Stormblade: *to
 * 01:32:56: Kora Stormblade: you cuntbitch
 * 01:32:58: Slayingthehalcyon: OH NO
 * 01:33:01: Kora Stormblade: pls ;(
 * 01:33:02: ArgonianLover: Lol
 * 01:33:06: DarkVaultBoi111: dont say cunt it pings me
 * 01:33:06: Slayingthehalcyon: I am a disronor to my famiry
 * 01:33:07: Slayingthehalcyon: I must
 * 01:33:09: Slayingthehalcyon: rill myself
 * 01:33:15: Kora Stormblade: Guys I have a legit question
 * 01:33:19: Slayingthehalcyon: so that I don't rurther my famirie's disrace
 * 01:33:20: DarkVaultBoi111: yes
 * 01:33:22: ArgonianLover: I didn't get too either ;)
 * 01:33:25: DarkVaultBoi111: u are gay kora
 * 01:33:28: Kora Stormblade: so asians have a hard time between "r"s and "l"s as we all know
 * 01:33:28: ArgonianLover: wut
 * 01:33:30: Kora Stormblade: bu
 * 01:33:33: Kora Stormblade: t
 * 01:33:37: ArgonianLover: *but
 * 01:33:39: DarkVaultBoi111: wat
 * 01:33:40: ArgonianLover: (y)
 * 01:33:41: Slayingthehalcyon: I had an asian prof that said irea and not idea
 * 01:33:43: DarkVaultBoi111: nigger*
 * 01:33:44: Kora Stormblade: how would they say "refrigerator" ?
 * 01:33:49: ArgonianLover: Idk
 * 01:33:49: Slayingthehalcyon: uhm
 * 01:33:52: Slayingthehalcyon: I don't know
 * 01:33:53: ArgonianLover: Sheit gtg
 * 01:33:55: Slayingthehalcyon: but I do no
 * 01:33:56: Kora Stormblade: if all rs are ls
 * 01:33:56: Slayingthehalcyon: know*
 * 01:33:59: DarkVaultBoi111: ask a commie
 * 01:34:02: Kora Stormblade: "u want flied lice ye?"
 * 01:34:04: Slayingthehalcyon: lefligelatol?
 * 01:34:14: Kora Stormblade: There we go (y)
 * 01:34:23: Slayingthehalcyon: Lefli gelertol
 * 01:34:24: Slayingthehalcyon: geletol*
 * 01:34:30: Slayingthehalcyon: sounds like some chemical compound
 * 01:34:32: Kora Stormblade: "No thas what we put de a cats in"
 * 01:34:32: Slayingthehalcyon: that you use to prep
 * 01:34:33: Slayingthehalcyon: orifices
 * 01:34:37: Slayingthehalcyon: before you pound them
 * 01:34:42: Kora Stormblade: ye xD
 * 01:34:43: Slayingthehalcyon: OMG
 * 01:34:44: Slayingthehalcyon: one time
 * 01:34:47: Slayingthehalcyon: I called to order chinese
 * 01:34:50: DarkVaultBoi111: how many faggots does it take to screw in mystery meat?
 * 01:34:50: Slayingthehalcyon: and had been joking around with a gf
 * 01:34:54: Slayingthehalcyon: about fried lice
 * 01:34:58: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/28/56/a26f7e5fc13b2476d8bce574f930989d.jpg hhuehuehue
 * 01:34:59: Kora Stormblade: uh oh xd
 * 01:35:01: Slayingthehalcyon: and accidentally told the guy on the phone
 * 01:35:09: Slayingthehalcyon: "I'd like to order one cup of brown fried lice"
 * 01:35:11: Slayingthehalcyon: and then my gf
 * 01:35:12: Slayingthehalcyon: was like
 * 01:35:17: Slayingthehalcyon: O.O
 * 01:35:25: Slayingthehalcyon: and I almost dropped the phone
 * 01:35:30: Kora Stormblade: thats awesome xD
 * 01:35:32: Slayingthehalcyon: THe guy started asking me if I was still there
 * 01:35:44: Slayingthehalcyon: and I was like 'Y-y-yah, can I get the beef special with that?" >.<
 * 01:35:46: Kora Stormblade: did you get your lice tho?
 * 01:35:54: Slayingthehalcyon: I think I got more than the lice though
 * 01:35:56: Slayingthehalcyon: because
 * 01:35:57: Qahnaarin1997: Why want to see some breast?
 * 01:36:01: Kora Stormblade: oh you mustve gotten
 * 01:36:04: DarkVaultBoi111: guys
 * 01:36:07: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 01:36:10: Kora Stormblade: the "crabs" ragoon haha get it
 * 01:36:20: Slayingthehalcyon: there was a BK that a friend worked at
 * 01:36:27: Kora Stormblade: bro pls
 * 01:36:27: Kora Stormblade: xD
 * 01:36:28: Slayingthehalcyon: there was this lady that was an ass every time she came in
 * 01:36:28: Qahnaarin1997: http://denvillemeatshop.com/upload/products/Chicken_Breast_Uncooked.png
 * 01:36:29: DarkVaultBoi111: one qahn
 * 01:36:32: Slayingthehalcyon: so one time when she came in
 * 01:36:32: DarkVaultBoi111: oooo
 * 01:36:36: DarkVaultBoi111: get roasted
 * 01:36:38: Slayingthehalcyon: they jacked into her salad dressing
 * 01:36:43: Qahnaarin1997: Dark
 * 01:36:44: Kora Stormblade: oh dear
 * 01:36:45: Qahnaarin1997: Watch it
 * 01:36:45: Slayingthehalcyon: The manager
 * 01:36:48: Kora Stormblade: did it taste nice?
 * 01:36:53: Slayingthehalcyon: that's how much they hated this lady
 * 01:36:59: Slayingthehalcyon: I don't know
 * 01:37:04: Slayingthehalcyon: I'm not hated by an entire BK
 * 01:37:05: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:37:08: Kora Stormblade: well if she never noticed it
 * 01:37:09: Kora Stormblade: then
 * 01:37:11: Kora Stormblade: thats a win
 * 01:37:14: Slayingthehalcyon: IKR?
 * 01:37:18: Slayingthehalcyon: OI
 * 01:37:24: Slayingthehalcyon: one time I went with a friend to a mcdonalds
 * 01:37:28: DarkVaultBoi111: FH is no different then DB, Fallout 4 is just TES with guns
 * 01:37:34: Slayingthehalcyon: and he had his back turned too the restroom
 * 01:37:39: Slayingthehalcyon: and he had the foulest mouth
 * 01:37:41: Slayingthehalcyon: and had no filter
 * 01:37:45: DarkVaultBoi111: qahn
 * 01:37:48: DarkVaultBoi111: dont hurt me
 * 01:37:51: Qahnaarin1997: Dark you know that's not true.
 * 01:37:53: Slayingthehalcyon: he started ranting about "nigga's" but with the ER at the end
 * 01:37:54: DarkVaultBoi111: ik
 * 01:37:56: Qahnaarin1997: O I will
 * 01:37:57: Slayingthehalcyon: and then this big black lady walked out
 * 01:37:59: DarkVaultBoi111: i wanted to b8 u
 * 01:38:03: Slayingthehalcyon: and she started talking shit with him
 * 01:38:04: DarkVaultBoi111: didnt work
 * 01:38:07: Slayingthehalcyon: and she threatened to call the cops
 * 01:38:09: Kora Stormblade: big black ladies are fun
 * 01:38:13: Slayingthehalcyon: and when her husband came out
 * 01:38:15: Slayingthehalcyon: he was like shaq big
 * 01:38:17: Kora Stormblade: oo
 * 01:38:22: Slayingthehalcyon: like shaq would have looked small next to this giuy
 * 01:38:23: Slayingthehalcyon: guy*
 * 01:38:24: Kora Stormblade: dear
 * 01:38:25: DarkVaultBoi111: black people? fuckin commies
 * 01:38:25: Qahnaarin1997: So you are trying to troll? ;)
 * 01:38:28: Slayingthehalcyon: and so like
 * 01:38:28: DarkVaultBoi111: no
 * 01:38:32: Slayingthehalcyon: when she started bitching too him
 * 01:38:33: DarkVaultBoi111: mod abuse!!!
 * 01:38:37: Slayingthehalcyon: the bigass dude goes
 * 01:38:46: DarkVaultBoi111: are u narrating a porn?
 * 01:38:54: Slayingthehalcyon: I high tailed it the fuck outa there
 * 01:38:56: Kora Stormblade: ooohh shit
 * 01:39:00: Slayingthehalcyon: because I wasn't about to put my neck on the line for my friends
 * 01:39:04: Slayingthehalcyon: Like that day
 * 01:39:05: DarkVaultBoi111: qahn, is that insubordination?
 * 01:39:07: Kora Stormblade: xd
 * 01:39:07: Slayingthehalcyon: my slice of cake was small
 * 01:39:11: Slayingthehalcyon: because I didn't fight for my friends
 * 01:39:19: Kora Stormblade: yo o.
 * 01:39:20: DarkVaultBoi111: hey shawn
 * 01:39:22: Slayingthehalcyon: "Got relatives, I'd buy them"
 * 01:39:24: ShawnCognitionCP: Hello.
 * 01:39:38: DarkVaultBoi111: I sold my virginity to kodlak
 * 01:39:41: Slayingthehalcyon: OH shit
 * 01:39:48: Slayingthehalcyon: "if I had a sister I'd sell her in a heartbeat"
 * 01:39:49: Slayingthehalcyon: what you don't know
 * 01:39:54: Kora Stormblade: I find the best show to watch is two big black chicks in a fight imo
 * 01:39:55: Slayingthehalcyon: is that he's selling her into the sex business
 * 01:40:02: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora that happened at work one time
 * 01:40:06: Kora Stormblade: weaves going all over the place
 * 01:40:07: Slayingthehalcyon: it was on black friday
 * 01:40:10: Kora Stormblade: that mustve been badass xD
 * 01:40:13: Slayingthehalcyon: it was glorious
 * 01:40:19: Slayingthehalcyon: we had to shut down the front end of the store
 * 01:40:20: Slayingthehalcyon: and call the cops
 * 01:40:24: DarkVaultBoi111: I saw a flasher
 * 01:40:24: Slayingthehalcyon: like
 * 01:40:24: Kora Stormblade: black friday is just fucking chaos
 * 01:40:26: Slayingthehalcyon: it was glorious
 * 01:40:30: Slayingthehalcyon: until the liquor store got involved
 * 01:40:32: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 01:40:37: Slayingthehalcyon: we had one guy
 * 01:40:39: Slayingthehalcyon: on black friday
 * 01:40:41: Kora Stormblade: liquor and fights are good when mixed
 * 01:40:44: DarkVaultBoi111: he was flashing all the kids, he skipped me tho
 * 01:40:47: Slayingthehalcyon: try and steal an entire 55 inch plasma screen tv
 * 01:40:51: Slayingthehalcyon: he put it between two mattresses
 * 01:40:55: Slayingthehalcyon: and thought we wouldn't notice
 * 01:41:00: DarkVaultBoi111: ur crack?
 * 01:41:01: Kora Stormblade: wow xd
 * 01:41:06: DarkVaultBoi111: i hide my crack in my anus
 * 01:41:08: Slayingthehalcyon: Like why would you hold up two mattresses on a flat bed cart
 * 01:41:12: Slayingthehalcyon: when you can lay them down?
 * 01:41:15: Slayingthehalcyon: like "wat"
 * 01:41:23: Kora Stormblade: yea thats odd
 * 01:41:33: Kora Stormblade: I remember once at my school
 * 01:41:42: DarkVaultBoi111: I think mammoth in the museum is a commie
 * 01:41:47: Slayingthehalcyon: Was one of these moments : http://t01.deviantart.net/ya3ARkr-aU-B7snixRx8VfZ9SXk=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin/pre04/85d3/th/pre/f/2014/301/5/f/confused_black_girl_vector_by_flyingsandwich-d84igqa.png
 * 01:41:48: Kora Stormblade: there were these two black chicks going at it and fighting
 * 01:41:55: Kora Stormblade: so a coach decided to try and step in you know
 * 01:41:58: Kora Stormblade: aw fuck lag
 * 01:42:01: DarkVaultBoi111: fuck them?
 * 01:42:11: DarkVaultBoi111: that coach was the mammoth
 * 01:42:14: DarkVaultBoi111: fucking commie
 * 01:42:14: Kora Stormblade: and the coach got his ass whooped
 * 01:42:35: Slayingthehalcyon: bruh, back in HS when two girls were fighting, it was like you either stayed back and hid, or put money down on who you thought was gonna win
 * 01:42:39: Kora Stormblade: and since then usually the coaches dont mess too much with the fights xD
 * 01:42:48: Qahnaarin1997: Well I'm calling it a night,
 * 01:42:50: Qahnaarin1997: Bye.
 * 01:42:52: Slayingthehalcyon: Night Qahn
 * 01:42:56: Kora Stormblade: well its odd Ive always heard about the fights but Ive only seen one
 * 01:42:58: Kora Stormblade: cya qahn o.
 * 01:42:59: Slayingthehalcyon: don't be too swaggaliciouis
 * 01:43:01: Slayingthehalcyon: you might wake up
 * 01:43:03: Slayingthehalcyon: drenched in bitches
 * 01:43:17: DarkVaultBoi111: i saw a girl get her shirt ripped off in a fight, I ripped of the shirt, IT WAS ME
 * 01:43:17: ShawnCognitionCP: When I went to public school, when there was a fight within the building, teachers would restrain by pretty much any means necessary.
 * 01:43:23: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora, yesterday was the first time I got a nose bleed, since my HS days when I was constantly in fights
 * 01:43:38: Kora Stormblade: Im surprised I havent been in an actual fight yet tbh
 * 01:43:44: DarkVaultBoi111: KORA
 * 01:43:45: DarkVaultBoi111: oops
 * 01:43:46: Slayingthehalcyon: I've always been really small
 * 01:43:46: DarkVaultBoi111: sorry
 * 01:43:47: Slayingthehalcyon: but like
 * 01:43:49: Kora Stormblade: I think band is the only thing that stopped that
 * 01:43:50: Kora Stormblade: yea?
 * 01:43:55: Slayingthehalcyon: back in 9-10th grade
 * 01:43:58: Slayingthehalcyon: I only weighed 120 LBS
 * 01:44:04: Slayingthehalcyon: now I weigh around 160LBS
 * 01:44:07: Kora Stormblade: oh damn thats pretty light
 * 01:44:08: ShawnCognitionCP: I've hit people and such, but never had a full scale fight where both sides continuously hit the other.
 * 01:44:11: DarkVaultBoi111: kora u reached max bitch, if no one will fight u now, you will never get in a fight
 * 01:44:16: DarkVaultBoi111: jk
 * 01:44:22: DarkVaultBoi111: dont ban me
 * 01:44:23: Kora Stormblade: right xD
 * 01:44:25: Slayingthehalcyon: Shawn, I've been in fights where ribs were broken
 * 01:44:29: Slayingthehalcyon: and noses were smashed
 * 01:44:36: Slayingthehalcyon: and faces were so fucked up they never looked the same
 * 01:44:36: ShawnCognitionCP: (x) doubt
 * 01:44:41: DarkVaultBoi111: so
 * 01:44:45: Slayingthehalcyon: Nah, when you go to highschool in the hood man
 * 01:44:49: Slayingthehalcyon: shit like that happens all the time
 * 01:44:49: DarkVaultBoi111: let me get this straight
 * 01:44:54: Slayingthehalcyon: we had fights like once a week
 * 01:44:57: Kora Stormblade: Ive been close to bitchslapping a few actually xD was to the point of wanting to take a science book and slamming a kid with it
 * 01:45:01: DarkVaultBoi111: in HS someone got their rips broken?
 * 01:45:03: Slayingthehalcyon: yah
 * 01:45:10: Kora Stormblade: eh
 * 01:45:12: DarkVaultBoi111: no
 * 01:45:32: Slayingthehalcyon: most of those guys were on the heavy weight side of the boxing/wrestling teams
 * 01:45:38: Slayingthehalcyon: and if they got pissed at someone that wasn't
 * 01:45:42: Slayingthehalcyon: it was a massacre
 * 01:45:44: DarkVaultBoi111: my dick is heavy (lenny here)
 * 01:45:53: Kora Stormblade: There are some fights at our school that are just gay as fuck from what Ive heard
 * 01:45:59: Kora Stormblade: two guys were trying to wrestle
 * 01:46:01: Slayingthehalcyon: Oh
 * 01:46:02: DarkVaultBoi111: what pre-K
 * 01:46:02: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:46:05: Kora Stormblade: looked like they were hugging instead
 * 01:46:07: DarkVaultBoi111: get it
 * 01:46:08: Slayingthehalcyon: I was about to ask what you meant by gay as fuck
 * 01:46:12: DarkVaultBoi111: u go to pre-K
 * 01:46:13: Kora Stormblade: not even a fight xD
 * 01:46:15: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 01:46:17: Slayingthehalcyon: one time
 * 01:46:19: Slayingthehalcyon: this one guy
 * 01:46:23: Slayingthehalcyon: decided he was going to knock me over
 * 01:46:27: Slayingthehalcyon: and wrap his legs around my abs
 * 01:46:31: DarkVaultBoi111: guys so u know about the 13+ rule? im a fetus sooo
 * 01:46:38: Slayingthehalcyon: and try to squeeze the air out of my diagphram
 * 01:46:50: Slayingthehalcyon: I put my hands on his throat and he gave up when he couldn't take in air
 * 01:47:01: Kora Stormblade: sounds neat
 * 01:47:03: Slayingthehalcyon: My abs hurt for like a solid five minutes after that
 * 01:47:11: ShawnCognitionCP: I hate how Facebook asks you if you want to post your most recent pictures taken.
 * 01:47:13: ShawnCognitionCP: Like
 * 01:47:14: ShawnCognitionCP: Noooooooooooooo
 * 01:47:28: DarkVaultBoi111: ur dick is to tony for dic pics
 * 01:47:32: DarkVaultBoi111: kora told me
 * 01:47:36: Kora Stormblade: our school had a legendary fight once a few years ago actually like
 * 01:47:38: Slayingthehalcyon: I love how porn sites have a share to facebook feature, I'm like, "you know who would love this, my friends and family, yah"
 * 01:47:56: Slayingthehalcyon: Kora, we always had those fights out back
 * 01:48:00: Kora Stormblade: They were in the cafeteria and others used the lunchtables to block the doors
 * 01:48:01: Slayingthehalcyon: and it was never more than 2 people at one time
 * 01:48:08: Kora Stormblade: so the teachers couldnt get it
 * 01:48:08: DarkVaultBoi111: orgy?
 * 01:48:15: DarkVaultBoi111: someone say orgy?
 * 01:48:21: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 01:48:23: Kora Stormblade: eventually the cops broke through and a bunch of the teachers were holding the kids back
 * 01:48:36: DarkVaultBoi111: ur lying
 * 01:48:37: Slayingthehalcyon: back when I used to do drugs, fights were more real when you were high on hashish
 * 01:48:38: DarkVaultBoi111: like always
 * 01:48:41: Kora Stormblade: Actually no Im not
 * 01:48:41: DarkVaultBoi111: stop lying
 * 01:48:44: DarkVaultBoi111: why u lying
 * 01:48:46: Slayingthehalcyon: /me believes Kora
 * 01:48:50: Slayingthehalcyon: I've heard of stuff like that in the news
 * 01:48:52: DarkVaultBoi111: /me says kys
 * 01:48:59: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4
 * 01:49:01: KINMUNE: Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way (HQ)
 * 01:49:03: Kora Stormblade: Well its on youtube I think Id just have to find it
 * 01:49:07: DarkVaultBoi111: find it
 * 01:49:10: ShawnCognitionCP: Kora.
 * 01:49:10: Slayingthehalcyon: a bowl of hashish and a fist fight
 * 01:49:12: Slayingthehalcyon: do not go hand in hand
 * 01:49:12: Kora Stormblade: some kid posted the video, but had to change the title
 * 01:49:13: Kora Stormblade: yea?
 * 01:49:13: ShawnCognitionCP: Don't.
 * 01:49:16: Kora Stormblade: Im not xD
 * 01:49:18: ShawnCognitionCP: You'd just doxx yourself.
 * 01:49:24: Kora Stormblade: I know thats why Im not posting it
 * 01:49:28: Slayingthehalcyon: Bruh
 * 01:49:29: ShawnCognitionCP: Which is why you should also be warry of who you post on Facebook.
 * 01:49:31: Slayingthehalcyon: pm me that shit
 * 01:49:35: ShawnCognitionCP: Make your stuff private, btw.
 * 01:49:40: Kora Stormblade: Nah uh
 * 01:49:44: ShawnCognitionCP: Otherwise you're just an easy as fuck target.
 * 01:49:47: Slayingthehalcyon: /me is kidding
 * 01:49:51: DarkVaultBoi111: i shot some kids, i mean u shuld have seen their faces, I envy them for seeign a fetus holding a gub
 * 01:49:55: Slayingthehalcyon: ShawnCognitionCP you sound like you have a bone too pick
 * 01:49:55: DarkVaultBoi111: gun*
 * 01:49:56: Kora Stormblade: right Ill see how to work it out
 * 01:50:01: Slayingthehalcyon: with no-one in particular
 * 01:50:05: Slayingthehalcyon: because someone hit your fucking cat
 * 01:50:08: Slayingthehalcyon: and you went like postal over it
 * 01:50:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Slaying
 * 01:50:18: Kora Stormblade: Oracle for example I think
 * 01:50:24: Slayingthehalcyon: the fuck we talking about, Doxx'ing?
 * 01:50:29: ShawnCognitionCP: Oracle legitimately posted his home address and told me to fight him.
 * 01:50:31: Slayingthehalcyon: ShawnCognitionCP, I dunno, was just a vibe yo
 * 01:50:34: Slayingthehalcyon: Oi
 * 01:50:35: ShawnCognitionCP: A real "fite me irl"
 * 01:50:37: Slayingthehalcyon: you guys want my address?
 * 01:50:37: DarkVaultBoi111: shawn
 * 01:50:41: Slayingthehalcyon: 1844 EAT MY ASS
 * 01:50:42: DarkVaultBoi111: whats that called
 * 01:50:42: Slayingthehalcyon: :P
 * 01:50:48: DarkVaultBoi111: handing out personal info
 * 01:50:51: Slayingthehalcyon: /me quotes Robot Chicken Now
 * 01:50:52: ShawnCognitionCP: Doxxing.
 * 01:51:00: DarkVaultBoi111: hot
 * 01:51:04: ShawnCognitionCP: Doxxing=gathering their private information and posting it online.
 * 01:51:10: Slayingthehalcyon: Honestly
 * 01:51:13: DarkVaultBoi111: o shit, a lamp is touching me
 * 01:51:15: Slayingthehalcyon: I used to have my facebook linked on here
 * 01:51:17: Slayingthehalcyon: because IDC
 * 01:51:26: Slayingthehalcyon: I've gotten so many death threats from people in general
 * 01:51:31: ShawnCognitionCP: The worst thing you can give someone is your phone number.
 * 01:51:34: Slayingthehalcyon: that I'm not phased by that kind of stuff anymore
 * 01:51:37: Slayingthehalcyon: Bruh
 * 01:51:38: Slayingthehalcyon: I can top that
 * 01:51:40: Slayingthehalcyon: your SS
 * 01:51:42: ShawnCognitionCP: With your phone number, anyone can get literally anyone.
 * 01:51:47: ShawnCognitionCP: Nope, Phonenumber would be worse.
 * 01:51:50: Slayingthehalcyon: Social Security
 * 01:51:55: Slayingthehalcyon: I now can access all of your bank information
 * 01:51:57: ShawnCognitionCP: You can alert your social security office.
 * 01:52:07: Slayingthehalcyon: phone number is less severe
 * 01:52:13: Slayingthehalcyon: SS is more permanent damage
 * 01:52:30: Slayingthehalcyon: having been someone whose had his car and phone stolen
 * 01:52:33: ShawnCognitionCP: With your phone number, anyone can get your name, address, family names, family addresses, work schedules, schooling hours, et cetera.
 * 01:52:37: Slayingthehalcyon: Wait
 * 01:52:43: Slayingthehalcyon: just my phone number? xD
 * 01:52:44: Slayingthehalcyon: bullshit
 * 01:52:47: ShawnCognitionCP: You can alert your social security office in less than five minutes and have the damage negated.
 * 01:52:54: Slayingthehalcyon: who the fuck puts their phone number on their media?
 * 01:53:05: DarkVaultBoi111: i put my dic
 * 01:53:09: Slayingthehalcyon: only a dumbfuck puts associates their phone number
 * 01:53:10: Slayingthehalcyon: also
 * 01:53:11: DarkVaultBoi111: somewhere
 * 01:53:19: Slayingthehalcyon: who the hell has a phone that doesn't have Biometric locks on them anymore?
 * 01:53:21: Slayingthehalcyon: like
 * 01:53:29: ShawnCognitionCP: Use the phonenumber on whitepages or any other information sourcing page. Get details that way. Then, with those details, you can just keep hunting for more. Maybe a ten minute process.
 * 01:53:31: Kora Stormblade: "Call 1-800-eatmyasspapi for a good time"
 * 01:53:35: DarkVaultBoi111: kora
 * 01:53:44: DarkVaultBoi111: how did u get my number?
 * 01:53:48: Slayingthehalcyon: That's bullshit and you know it
 * 01:53:52: Kora Stormblade: tricks
 * 01:53:53: ShawnCognitionCP: Phone number=cellphone provider=home address/name
 * 01:53:55: Slayingthehalcyon: white pages is hardly worth using
 * 01:53:56: The Reincarnation Of Akatosh: Shaun is right. Phone Number is actually more severe. I mean...
 * 01:53:57: Kora Stormblade: here we go
 * 01:54:00: ShawnCognitionCP: Slaying
 * 01:54:02: Kora Stormblade: >Shaun
 * 01:54:05: ShawnCognitionCP: You should see my Ifunny.
 * 01:54:11: ShawnCognitionCP: EvenBiggerBossV3
 * 01:54:15: Kora Stormblade: you shouldnt jesus christ xD
 * 01:54:21: The Reincarnation Of Akatosh: Really, Phone Number can be used to access nearly every bit of information about 1 Man.
 * 01:54:23: Slayingthehalcyon: Do you post the pictures about little girls getting picked up by gangsta thugs?
 * 01:54:25: ShawnCognitionCP: Scroll down until you see a post with a google+ and phone number source.
 * 01:54:27: DarkVaultBoi111: it takes way longer to change ur number, ss is reallu easy to chnage or to cancel ur credit card
 * 01:54:50: Slayingthehalcyon: Honestly
 * 01:54:56: Kora Stormblade: Shawn I dont get what your newest post is
 * 01:54:58: Slayingthehalcyon: your phone number is not that hard of a thing to reverse
 * 01:54:59: Kora Stormblade: weird af
 * 01:55:00: Slayingthehalcyon: because
 * 01:55:02: Slayingthehalcyon: if you don't post that shit
 * 01:55:04: Slayingthehalcyon: out their
 * 01:55:06: Kora Stormblade: *there
 * 01:55:09: Slayingthehalcyon: like it's your babies pictures
 * 01:55:09: Slayingthehalcyon: OMG
 * 01:55:14: Slayingthehalcyon: No
 * 01:55:15: ShawnCognitionCP: Slaying
 * 01:55:21: Slayingthehalcyon: /me commits supuki hakiri
 * 01:55:24: ShawnCognitionCP: That's why I said it's the worst thing for others to get.
 * 01:55:28: Slayingthehalcyon: Shawn
 * 01:55:34: ShawnCognitionCP: >doesn't matter
 * 01:55:37: Slayingthehalcyon: it's in the same caliber as SS or bank pin
 * 01:55:38: DarkVaultBoi111: /me kills his sexy self
 * 01:55:39: ShawnCognitionCP: Good conversational skills.
 * 01:55:48: DarkVaultBoi111: /me is dead
 * 01:55:59: ShawnCognitionCP: Your social security office can be alerted in maybe ten minutes, and you can change your pin on the fly.
 * 01:56:06: ShawnCognitionCP: A phone number is a 100% doxx assurance.
 * 01:56:08: Slayingthehalcyon: I understand that you have to be the most l33t and knowledgeable about this topic, and as a result will back down, as I'm obviously not as far along as you are in the superior knowledge of the universe.
 * 01:56:16: Slayingthehalcyon: :)
 * 01:56:16: Kora Stormblade: uh oh
 * 01:56:19: ShawnCognitionCP: Nice debating skills.
 * 01:56:22: DarkVaultBoi111: u just
 * 01:56:29: ShawnCognitionCP: I no longer doubt you went to a ghetto school.
 * 01:56:29: Kora Stormblade: this is a show
 * 01:56:30: DarkVaultBoi111: slaying
 * 01:56:31: DarkVaultBoi111: what
 * 01:56:33: DarkVaultBoi111: NO
 * 01:56:37: DarkVaultBoi111: i wanted blood!!!
 * 01:56:51: ShawnCognitionCP: No, he no longer has a point or side to back up, so he's playing the "u think ur superior!" card, Vault.
 * 01:56:53: Slayingthehalcyon: I no longer understand why you have to be so hostile towards me.
 * 01:57:10: Slayingthehalcyon: I have, in fact, done or said nothing even generally vile about you.
 * 01:57:22: Slayingthehalcyon: If you wish, I can continue to talk like I have a PHD in english.
 * 01:57:26: DarkVaultBoi111: i had someone saying they got shot, i totally proved them wrong, he said "you caught my joke"
 * 01:57:34: DarkVaultBoi111: fucking faggot
 * 01:57:35: Slayingthehalcyon: Otherwise we can cut the bullshit and go back to peachy keen.
 * 01:57:38: ShawnCognitionCP: I'm not. I just hate when people try to debate but don't know how.
 * 01:57:45: ShawnCognitionCP: >PHD in english
 * 01:57:51: ShawnCognitionCP: >didn't capitalize the language name
 * 01:57:55: Slayingthehalcyon: You dont' have too
 * 01:57:57: Slayingthehalcyon: don't*
 * 01:58:00: Slayingthehalcyon: when you don't give a fuck
 * 01:58:02: Slayingthehalcyon: to begin with.
 * 01:58:03: Slayingthehalcyon: m8
 * 01:58:07: ShawnCognitionCP: s u r e
 * 01:58:11: DarkVaultBoi111: PHD is inrish
 * 01:58:14: Slayingthehalcyon: Also
 * 01:58:14: DarkVaultBoi111: [
 * 01:58:20: Slayingthehalcyon: I have a pHD in internet retardation
 * 01:58:22: DarkVaultBoi111: (vivec)
 * 01:58:27: DarkVaultBoi111: (nirn)
 * 01:58:29: DarkVaultBoi111: nooo
 * 01:58:30: ShawnCognitionCP: The attempts to defend yourself against someone not even against you must also be you not giving a fuck.
 * 01:58:36: DarkVaultBoi111: (oblivion)
 * 01:58:41: DarkVaultBoi111: (skyrim)
 * 01:58:50: DarkVaultBoi111: (morrowind)
 * 01:58:54: DarkVaultBoi111: low res
 * 01:58:58: DarkVaultBoi111: lets fix it
 * 01:59:03: The Reincarnation Of Akatosh: (morrowind)
 * 01:59:03: DarkVaultBoi111: not me
 * 01:59:05: Slayingthehalcyon: /me is entirely unsure what you just said, as he isn't sure if it's supposed to be an insult that as half baked and came out like a retarded baby
 * 01:59:08: The Reincarnation Of Akatosh: Don't try.
 * 01:59:16: DarkVaultBoi111: by
 * 01:59:19: Slayingthehalcyon: damn sticky w key
 * 01:59:20: Slayingthehalcyon: was*
 * 01:59:20: DarkVaultBoi111: imma brb
 * 01:59:27: ShawnCognitionCP: You just failed to understand it, doesn't mean it came out wrong.
 * 01:59:32: DarkVaultBoi111: ooo
 * 01:59:34: DarkVaultBoi111: roasted
 * 01:59:42: ShawnCognitionCP: You're extremely defensive against me, whom isn't even standing against you or against you in general.
 * 01:59:51: DarkVaultBoi111: oo roasted
 * 01:59:55: ShawnCognitionCP: You loose the ability to claim you don't give a fuck once you enter the defensive.
 * 02:00:04: DarkVaultBoi111: im tired
 * 02:00:26: DarkVaultBoi111: roasted?
 * 02:00:46: DarkVaultBoi111: the enter key is way to close to the backspace
 * 02:00:46: Slayingthehalcyon: /me is kinda done with you at this point, you've proven unable to debate, when you adamantly refused to even consider the opposing side of the argument.
 * 02:01:04: ShawnCognitionCP: You have absolutely no sense of hypocrisy or irony.
 * 02:01:08: ShawnCognitionCP: Let's tally it up.
 * 02:01:17: DarkVaultBoi111: i saw a pill at the gas station that promoted impotence
 * 02:01:23: DarkVaultBoi111: like
 * 02:01:27: DarkVaultBoi111: gave u a small dick
 * 02:01:29: ShawnCognitionCP: Ad hominems, circular logic, projecting, assumptions.
 * 02:01:34: ShawnCognitionCP: For argumentive fallacies.
 * 02:01:50: ShawnCognitionCP: No points made that weren't disproven.
 * 02:02:10: Slayingthehalcyon: /me already backed out, you continued to chase
 * 02:02:14: Slayingthehalcyon: I'm seriously done at this point
 * 02:02:14: ShawnCognitionCP: Repetition, hypocrisy, antistance claims.
 * 02:02:19: ShawnCognitionCP: Three logical fallacies.
 * 02:02:25: Slayingthehalcyon: Pound sand on the topic, if you don't mind.
 * 02:02:41: DarkVaultBoi111: slaying just say u lost, proctecting yourself at this point makes you sound like a bitch
 * 02:02:57: Slayingthehalcyon: DarkVaultBoi111, I could care less
 * 02:03:02: Slayingthehalcyon: I'm not here to debate
 * 02:03:02: DarkVaultBoi111: sure
 * 02:03:05: DarkVaultBoi111: yet
 * 02:03:07: DarkVaultBoi111: here you are
 * 02:03:09: DarkVaultBoi111: debating
 * 02:03:10: Slayingthehalcyon: >yet
 * 02:03:15: Slayingthehalcyon: I'm not debating
 * 02:03:21: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes, you are.
 * 02:03:21: Slayingthehalcyon: I've already said I'm done
 * 02:03:26: DarkVaultBoi111: yte
 * 02:03:27: ShawnCognitionCP: What you're doing right now counts as debating.
 * 02:03:28: DarkVaultBoi111: oops
 * 02:03:49: ShawnCognitionCP: If two people are on opposite sides of a conversation and disagreeing, it's one of two things.
 * 02:03:49: Slayingthehalcyon: Shawn, seriously, I am done.
 * 02:03:49: Slayingthehalcyon: I really don't care
 * 02:03:53: ShawnCognitionCP: A debate, or an argument.
 * 02:03:54: Slayingthehalcyon: Let's agree to disagree
 * 02:04:06: ShawnCognitionCP: If it's not, it's an argument.
 * 02:04:14: ShawnCognitionCP: opinions*
 * 02:04:15: ShawnCognitionCP: My bad.
 * 02:04:23: ShawnCognitionCP: I've stated facts and legal definitions.
 * 02:04:27: Slayingthehalcyon: I've noticed your fact
 * 02:04:29: ShawnCognitionCP: I don't compromise.
 * 02:04:38: ShawnCognitionCP: We can stop, but I won't agree to compromise.
 * 02:04:39: Slayingthehalcyon: and I have affirmed it
 * 02:04:47: DarkVaultBoi111: im exicted for cyrodiil 2
 * 02:04:48: Slayingthehalcyon: I just don't agree to your opinions
 * 02:04:48: Slayingthehalcyon: that is all
 * 02:05:03: DarkVaultBoi111: its a fact
 * 02:05:04: DarkVaultBoi111: wait
 * 02:05:06: ShawnCognitionCP: I have not stated any opinions.
 * 02:05:06: Slayingthehalcyon: as you seem like the kind of person to pull them from refutable sources
 * 02:05:10: DarkVaultBoi111: what are we debating about?
 * 02:05:13: Slayingthehalcyon: Dark, you have no clue what you're talking about.
 * 02:05:26: DarkVaultBoi111: yea
 * 02:05:34: DarkVaultBoi111: thats why i asked the question
 * 02:05:34: Slayingthehalcyon: you're kinda rambling about nothing, and making yourself look petty.
 * 02:05:37: ShawnCognitionCP: I only use .gov sites and official government sanctioned groups as sources.
 * 02:05:45: ShawnCognitionCP: That was a wicked assumption.
 * 02:05:45: Slayingthehalcyon: Bruh
 * 02:05:49: Slayingthehalcyon: the .gov is out tah getcha
 * 02:05:57: Slayingthehalcyon: Ain't you know that fam?
 * 02:06:08: DarkVaultBoi111: its more reliable then all sources
 * 02:06:13: ShawnCognitionCP: You wouldn't even believe how many times people have rejected government sources because "the government isn't trustworthy".
 * 02:06:25: DarkVaultBoi111: .edu can be false at times
 * 02:06:38: Slayingthehalcyon: I only really use .gov, OR any other source for that matter
 * 02:06:39: ShawnCognitionCP: Yet, they then post Vice, Fox news, Buzzfeed, or Washington Post in rebuttal.
 * 02:06:43: DarkVaultBoi111: .gov has to make sure their shit is right
 * 02:06:52: DarkVaultBoi111: because their job relies on it
 * 02:06:52: Slayingthehalcyon: if I can match it with the pillar ideal
 * 02:06:54: Slayingthehalcyon: there has to be at least five similar sources
 * 02:07:04: DarkVaultBoi111: buuzfeed is gutter press
 * 02:07:04: Slayingthehalcyon: with concurring evidence
 * 02:07:13: DarkVaultBoi111: Fox is biased
 * 02:07:13: ShawnCognitionCP: Buzzfeed is a cancer of media.
 * 02:07:21: ShawnCognitionCP: It's the overly-liberal version of Fox News.
 * 02:07:28: DarkVaultBoi111: I have no idea what Vice is
 * 02:07:29: Slayingthehalcyon: buzzfeed imo works up to be like the whatsapp of newsmedia
 * 02:07:36: ShawnCognitionCP: A bunch of fags and twinks typing out their shitty opinions.
 * 02:07:40: DarkVaultBoi111: the post is gotcha! journalism
 * 02:08:08: Kora Stormblade: havent heard a lot of good stuff on buzzfeed
 * 02:08:21: Kora Stormblade: saw it like a year ago and it was odd
 * 02:08:33: ShawnCognitionCP: They like to pretend Black Lives Matter isn't worse than the KKK in modern day.
 * 02:08:35: Slayingthehalcyon: Like when you want to look at retarded kids trying to make a change in the world kind of humor
 * 02:08:46: Kora Stormblade: how is it bad?
 * 02:08:48: ShawnCognitionCP: That transexualism is normal and not a mental disorder.
 * 02:08:54: Kora Stormblade: "o cis privalege "
 * 02:09:06: Slayingthehalcyon: Gah
 * 02:09:08: Slayingthehalcyon: that kills me though
 * 02:09:08: Kora Stormblade: "stop oppressing me"
 * 02:09:10: Slayingthehalcyon: they're people too
 * 02:09:13: Slayingthehalcyon: like
 * 02:09:13: DarkVaultBoi111: XD
 * 02:09:15: DarkVaultBoi111: barely
 * 02:09:17: Slayingthehalcyon: why the fuck do they need special rights
 * 02:09:20: ShawnCognitionCP: Modern deaths/people affected by KKK=0
 * 02:09:33: Slayingthehalcyon: >America is run on for the majority rule
 * 02:09:34: Slayingthehalcyon: and yet we have
 * 02:09:37: DarkVaultBoi111: The KKK is legal, they haven't harmed anybody
 * 02:09:38: ShawnCognitionCP: People affected by BLM in modern day= over seven city populations
 * 02:09:38: Slayingthehalcyon: to get pissy
 * 02:09:41: Slayingthehalcyon: over all the small shit groups
 * 02:09:42: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 02:09:49: ShawnCognitionCP: Majority rule quite literally means democracy.
 * 02:09:58: ShawnCognitionCP: The KKK used to be a pretty violent group, Vault.
 * 02:10:01: Slayingthehalcyon: America is no longer truly democratic
 * 02:10:03: Slayingthehalcyon: yah
 * 02:10:04: ShawnCognitionCP: Killed a lot of people.
 * 02:10:06: DarkVaultBoi111: i know this
 * 02:10:08: Slayingthehalcyon: kkk famous for black lynching
 * 02:10:09: ShawnCognitionCP: America was never a democracy.
 * 02:10:25: Slayingthehalcyon: such as burning down several houses with black families in them
 * 02:10:29: Slayingthehalcyon: list kinda goes on and on
 * 02:10:29: ShawnCognitionCP: We are a representative democratic republic.
 * 02:10:53: Slayingthehalcyon: Hardly representantive
 * 02:10:58: DarkVaultBoi111: Government>Private Companies
 * 02:10:59: Slayingthehalcyon: because of the electorial college
 * 02:11:04: DarkVaultBoi111: that is
 * 02:11:08: DarkVaultBoi111: not
 * 02:11:09: Slayingthehalcyon: several elections ago is proof of that
 * 02:11:09: DarkVaultBoi111: what?
 * 02:11:12: ShawnCognitionCP: And superdelagates.
 * 02:11:17: Slayingthehalcyon: Like at best
 * 02:11:18: ShawnCognitionCP: Doesn't bother me, though.
 * 02:11:23: Slayingthehalcyon: local government is representative anymore
 * 02:11:28: Slayingthehalcyon: higher up than that
 * 02:11:32: Slayingthehalcyon: you get into neopolotics
 * 02:11:37: ShawnCognitionCP: I believe the government should have as much power as possible, as long as it doesn't affect current standing human rights.
 * 02:11:44: ShawnCognitionCP: Very authoritarian.
 * 02:11:55: Slayingthehalcyon: I'll not comment
 * 02:12:00: Slayingthehalcyon: because I have rather differing opinions
 * 02:12:01: Slayingthehalcyon: Lol
 * 02:12:14: ShawnCognitionCP: My ideology is very simple.
 * 02:12:20: ShawnCognitionCP: Human progress and survival=everything.
 * 02:12:21: DarkVaultBoi111: im fine with a oppressing government to a extent. Like higher taxes and stuff like that, which isn't oppressive but you know
 * 02:12:26: ShawnCognitionCP: Regardless of how anyone or anything feels about it.
 * 02:12:34: Slayingthehalcyon: at that point, you really don't need humanity
 * 02:12:39: Slayingthehalcyon: just machines :P
 * 02:12:48: ShawnCognitionCP: Which brings to to my beliefs.
 * 02:12:51: ShawnCognitionCP: Transhumanist.
 * 02:13:08: DarkVaultBoi111: I hate when people bitch about taxes, yet get mad at the government about the state health system
 * 02:13:22: ShawnCognitionCP: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transhumanism
 * 02:13:28: ShawnCognitionCP: Proud representing H+.
 * 02:13:44: KINMUNE: Hello there, Johnny Goldtimbers!
 * 02:13:45: Slayingthehalcyon: /me is apathetic, nihilistic and regressive
 * 02:13:48: YulFusKrad: shawn
 * 02:13:56: YulFusKrad: what is the cap of dawnguard rune axe
 * 02:14:00: ShawnCognitionCP: No clue.
 * 02:14:04: ShawnCognitionCP: Wish I could help.
 * 02:14:20: DarkVaultBoi111: right wing is conservatives right?
 * 02:14:35: ShawnCognitionCP: I'm rather apathetic as well, Slaying, but I recommend seeking help if that gets to bad.
 * 02:14:36: ShawnCognitionCP: too*
 * 02:14:37: ShawnCognitionCP: My bad.
 * 02:14:57: Slayingthehalcyon: Shawn, see I went from being a religious person
 * 02:15:02: Slayingthehalcyon: to agnostic/nihilistic
 * 02:15:11: ShawnCognitionCP: Never was religious.
 * 02:15:12: Slayingthehalcyon: I'm more of a "whatever happens happens" person now
 * 02:15:19: ShawnCognitionCP: Atheist without a doubt in my mind.
 * 02:15:21: DarkVaultBoi111: im atheistic all dah way
 * 02:15:29: Slayingthehalcyon: I fit in more with agnosticism
 * 02:15:36: Slayingthehalcyon: because it's more of a "Idgaf" idealism
 * 02:15:37: DarkVaultBoi111: again
 * 02:15:47: DarkVaultBoi111: right wing is conservatives
 * 02:15:52: DarkVaultBoi111: right?
 * 02:15:56: Slayingthehalcyon: I'd much MUCH rather crack jokes all day and have a good laugh
 * 02:15:57: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes.
 * 02:16:06: ShawnCognitionCP: Conservatives are right wing.
 * 02:16:15: DarkVaultBoi111: like
 * 02:16:18: DarkVaultBoi111: wing wise
 * 02:16:20: Slayingthehalcyon: Socialism doesn't get a wing
 * 02:16:21: ShawnCognitionCP: very left.
 * 02:16:27: Slayingthehalcyon: erhm
 * 02:16:29: Slayingthehalcyon: allow me to rephrase
 * 02:16:33: ShawnCognitionCP: Socialism is a far left wing idea.
 * 02:16:37: ShawnCognitionCP: As is communism.
 * 02:16:47: Slayingthehalcyon: doesn't technically get a wing on an american political system standing
 * 02:16:48: DarkVaultBoi111: im a weird middle ground
 * 02:16:52: Slayingthehalcyon: Middle ground
 * 02:16:55: Slayingthehalcyon: is the highest mixture
 * 02:17:00: Slayingthehalcyon: of the worst from the far right and far left
 * 02:17:06: DarkVaultBoi111: no
 * 02:17:09: Slayingthehalcyon: they believe in ultimate control of personal and otherwise life
 * 02:17:11: Slayingthehalcyon: Yeh fam
 * 02:17:12: Slayingthehalcyon: look it up
 * 02:17:18: DarkVaultBoi111: really?
 * 02:17:27: ShawnCognitionCP: I have views on the left and right, but if I need to identify as a certain wing/grouping, it's authoritarian.
 * 02:17:27: Slayingthehalcyon: It's actually kinda horrifying what center politics is/are like
 * 02:17:38: Slayingthehalcyon: Shawn I "identify" as independent
 * 02:17:42: Slayingthehalcyon: it's on my voter reg card
 * 02:17:48: Slayingthehalcyon: because I don't agree with either party to begin with
 * 02:17:58: Slayingthehalcyon: I vote for who I feel falls closest in line with what I feel is /right/
 * 02:18:18: DarkVaultBoi111: socialism is worse then communism imo
 * 02:18:27: ShawnCognitionCP: AFK, I'll be back in a bit.
 * 02:18:36: Slayingthehalcyon: By what I feel is right
 * 02:18:39: Slayingthehalcyon: and by /right//
 * 02:18:42: Slayingthehalcyon: I don't mean morally
 * 02:18:44: Slayingthehalcyon: I am also
 * 02:18:48: Slayingthehalcyon: more along the lines of best results
 * 02:19:00: Slayingthehalcyon: I'd much rather someone who brings results
 * 02:19:13: Scp-1471: Socialism will only work in America until you don't have someone else's money to spend, and considering how much in debt America is that wont be long.
 * 02:19:21: Slayingthehalcyon: Because I've seen what having a moral right and wrong does
 * 02:19:24: DarkVaultBoi111: does anyone actually read term and agreements?
 * 02:19:30: Slayingthehalcyon: only once
 * 02:19:40: Slayingthehalcyon: But too see if there was really a line in the almost end of it
 * 02:19:45: Slayingthehalcyon: that said that I had to make the person a sandwhich
 * 02:19:46: Slayingthehalcyon: >.<
 * 02:19:48: Scp-1471: I read the chat rules, and the ToU.
 * 02:19:50: Slayingthehalcyon: it was a dare when I was in 7th grade
 * 02:19:55: DarkVaultBoi111: i understand that the government sometimes has to do stuff for the greater good of our country
 * 02:19:57: Slayingthehalcyon: I spent like 6 hours reading the terms and agreements
 * 02:22:27: Slayingthehalcyon: /me can't stand trump
 * 02:22:50: DarkVaultBoi111: he is better then everybody else imo
 * 02:22:52: DarkVaultBoi111: brb
 * 02:23:23: Scp-1471: All I can say is at least Trump is honest about his views.
 * 02:23:33: Kora Stormblade: ^
 * 02:24:00: Kora Stormblade: sometimes a bit too honest but Id rather it be that than a complete and total liar imo
 * 02:24:45: KINMUNE: Hello there, Sheofag!
 * 02:24:52: Sheofag: Hi
 * 02:25:02: Scp-1471: Hey fag.
 * 02:25:05: Scp-1471: :^)
 * 02:25:17: Sheofag: Does the wiki allow content from UESP?
 * 02:25:34: Kora Stormblade: no dont think so
 * 02:25:42: Kora Stormblade: least youd have to paraphrase it lots
 * 02:25:42: Sheofag: Because some of the UESP content about Daggerfall seems to be far better then on this wiki.
 * 02:25:54: Kora Stormblade: well thats neat
 * 02:26:11: Sheofag: Very
 * 02:28:53: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Bleh.
 * 02:33:43: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Heh.
 * 02:33:47: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Sheofag.
 * 02:35:18: Kora Stormblade: Imma head out, gnight guys o.
 * 02:40:49: ShawnCognitionCP: Thanks.
 * 02:41:02: Slayingthehalcyon: NP
 * 02:41:05: Slayingthehalcyon: Jesus
 * 02:41:08: Slayingthehalcyon: I just dropped a glass pitcher
 * 02:41:13: Slayingthehalcyon: infront of my religous mother
 * 02:41:20: Slayingthehalcyon: and said some "rather foul things"
 * 02:41:28: Slayingthehalcyon: and now she's screaming and yelling at me that I'mma go to hell
 * 02:41:28: Slayingthehalcyon: xD
 * 02:41:43: Slayingthehalcyon: This is why I'm agnostic
 * 02:42:06: ShawnCognitionCP: SCP
 * 02:42:11: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EBFXxbVe0M
 * 02:42:11: Slayingthehalcyon: SCP?
 * 02:42:11: KINMUNE: Gut - Women in Decay
 * 02:42:21: ShawnCognitionCP: SCP is a user on chat right now.
 * 02:42:35: Slayingthehalcyon: Oh
 * 02:42:41: Slayingthehalcyon: /me didn't realize
 * 02:42:42: Scp-1471: brb
 * 02:43:04: Slayingthehalcyon: Gah
 * 02:43:09: Scp-1471: Africans are the plight of society
 * 02:43:09: Slayingthehalcyon: I want to buy a fuchia 213
 * 02:43:14: Slayingthehalcyon: to replace my fuchai 200
 * 02:46:47: ShawnCognitionCP:.
 * 02:47:10: ShawnCognitionCP: SCP, favorite Putrid Pile song?
 * 02:47:30: Scp-1471: Remnants of Insanity
 * 02:47:46: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLhsYEOZMyc
 * 02:47:47: KINMUNE: Putrid Pile - Involuntary Suicide
 * 02:51:49: Blubasaur: Why is bot talking about suicide?
 * 03:10:38: KINMUNE: Hello there, Fallout of deathclaw!
 * 03:10:43: The Reincarnation Of Akatosh: Bossa Nova.
 * 03:10:48: The Reincarnation Of Akatosh: FoD.
 * 03:10:56: Fallout of deathclaw: hello i play fallout
 * 03:16:09: Blubasaur: Dead chat
 * 03:16:17: Blubasaur: no one is in until tomorrow!
 * 03:29:09: KINMUNE: Slen Tiid Vo!
 * 03:31:15: YulFusKrad: renz
 * 03:31:50: RenzXVI: Hi
 * 03:49:34: KINMUNE: Slen Tiid Vo!
 * 04:09:15: KINMUNE: /me fell asleep
 * 04:18:22: SnowFiary: I ISH HERE
 * 04:18:30: SnowFiary: /me punches KINMUNE
 * 04:18:30: KINMUNE: Krii Lun Aus!
 * 04:18:33: SnowFiary: wut
 * 04:36:56: KINMUNE: Diil Qoth Zaam!
 * 04:39:38: YulFusKrad: snow
 * 04:39:48: YulFusKrad: are frozen falmer dead
 * 04:39:48: SnowFiary: Yul
 * 04:43:24: SnowFiary: what?
 * 04:43:27: SnowFiary: frozen falmer?
 * 04:43:48: SnowFiary: i wouldnt think a falmer being frozen means they are dead sense they used to be snow elfs
 * 04:44:39: YulFusKrad: well i wasnt sure since they are in dawnguard and controlled by a vampiric snow elf
 * 04:45:02: SnowFiary: wait that snow elf is a vampire?
 * 04:45:11: SnowFiary: blubasaur
 * 04:45:14: YulFusKrad: vyrthur is yes
 * 04:45:23: SnowFiary: seriously? never noticed
 * 04:45:30: YulFusKrad: its his eyes
 * 04:45:35: YulFusKrad: they glow different
 * 04:45:40: SnowFiary: i was never close enough to tell
 * 04:46:28: YulFusKrad: u notice his eyes are like serana's
 * 04:46:33: SnowFiary: i didnt
 * 04:46:36: SnowFiary: i will look later hto
 * 04:46:38: SnowFiary: though*
 * 04:47:31: YulFusKrad: its interesting but sad how
 * 04:47:40: YulFusKrad: his initiate infected him
 * 04:47:55: SnowFiary: i need to buy more TES games
 * 04:48:01: SnowFiary: ive only played skyrim lol
 * 04:48:10: SnowFiary: i would have more but im broke
 * 04:51:19: KINMUNE: Hello there, Y9O7LO!
 * 04:51:31: Y9O7LO: hello
 * 04:51:45: RenzXVI: Hi.
 * 04:51:49: RenzXVI: I'll be back after lunch.
 * 04:52:29: Y9O7LO: any of you fellas know how to access one of my posts? It appears on my phone, but not on my laptop.
 * 04:53:03: YulFusKrad: u know what im goin to do to harkon
 * 04:53:08: SnowFiary: i dont edit
 * 04:53:10: SnowFiary: sorry
 * 04:53:20: YulFusKrad: im goin to turn ampire lord and become my true form
 * 04:53:42: SnowFiary: im half vampire lord half werewolf cause im pro
 * 04:53:46: SnowFiary: at glitchign XD
 * 04:53:50: YulFusKrad: i know how to
 * 04:54:26: Y9O7LO: how?
 * 04:55:14: YulFusKrad: its a glitch
 * 04:55:36: Y9O7LO: pardon
 * 04:55:40: YulFusKrad: when u transform vampire lord at the ceremony u click it automatically after the transform
 * 04:55:53: YulFusKrad: u need serana to work it
 * 04:56:14: SnowFiary: i cant find the video
 * 04:56:18: SnowFiary: but yeah
 * 04:56:22: SnowFiary: you need dawngaurd dlc
 * 04:56:24: KINMUNE: Hello there, WILDSTARSKAORI!
 * 04:56:33: WILDSTARSKAORI: oh
 * 05:00:35: SnowFiary: my youtube must hate me
 * 05:00:49: SnowFiary: it recommend the I LIKE LITTLE GIRLS song lol...
 * 05:01:49: KINMUNE: Hello there, Kittycat79!
 * 05:02:23: SnowFiary: im a cat a kitty cat
 * 05:02:59: WILDSTARSKAORI: dead
 * 05:16:44: KINMUNE: Hello there, Foshoo45!
 * 05:35:58: KINMUNE: Hello there, Hungoltjoor!
 * 05:42:26: YulFusKrad: renz
 * 05:42:29: YulFusKrad: :D
 * 05:42:48: YulFusKrad: lduin
 * 05:42:59: YulFusKrad: i need to know some things about alduin
 * 05:52:48: Blubasaur: He's a dragon
 * 06:07:01: LoveEverybody: Alduin?
 * 06:07:16: LoveEverybody: He is the world eater
 * 06:08:09: ShawnCognitionCP: Alduin is the manifestation of the end of the kalpa/time.
 * 06:08:23: ShawnCognitionCP: At the end of each kalpa, he becomes a void that swallows and erases all.
 * 06:08:37: ShawnCognitionCP: This kills every atom, god, lifeform, planet et cetera.
 * 06:08:47: ShawnCognitionCP: All that are left are Anu and Padomay.
 * 06:08:53: ShawnCognitionCP: The cycle/kalpa begins again.
 * 06:08:57: ShawnCognitionCP: New kalpa starts.
 * 06:11:02: SnowFiary: shouldnt you ask what he wants to know?
 * 06:11:28: ShawnCognitionCP: He gave no details, just that he needed to know about him.
 * 06:11:32: ShawnCognitionCP: So, I gave the gist of what he is.
 * 06:12:39: SnowFiary: true
 * 06:13:13: SnowFiary: that solves my question alright
 * 06:13:33: YulFusKrad: shawn i wanna learn about alduin
 * 06:13:37: YulFusKrad: how was he made
 * 06:13:42: ShawnCognitionCP: He was never made.
 * 06:13:48: ShawnCognitionCP: He's a manifestation of the idea of the end of time.
 * 06:13:51: SnowFiary: your suppose to give him the sex talk lol
 * 06:14:01: YulFusKrad: really
 * 06:14:06: ShawnCognitionCP: When time is "born", Alduin is "born" as the concept of the end of time.
 * 06:14:14: YulFusKrad: oh ok
 * 06:14:16: ShawnCognitionCP: The physical form you fight in Skyrim is a very, very weak shard of him.
 * 06:14:16: SnowFiary: well he was made
 * 06:14:31: ShawnCognitionCP: Anu and Padomay conflicted and started the kalpa.
 * 06:14:48: ShawnCognitionCP: Alduin just sort of came to be, because you can't have the idea of time without the idea of the end of time.
 * 06:15:36: YulFusKrad: so he became a dragon
 * 06:15:50: SnowFiary: why would you chose to be a dragon anyway?
 * 06:15:54: SnowFiary: that seems stupid
 * 06:15:58: ShawnCognitionCP: Just in his manifestation during Skyrim.
 * 06:16:03: YulFusKrad: i would cause i can ride the current of time
 * 06:16:09: ShawnCognitionCP: Akatosh, the god of time, often appears as a dragon.
 * 06:16:11: SnowFiary: you could do that as a human as well
 * 06:16:20: YulFusKrad: not exactly snow
 * 06:16:26: SnowFiary: says who
 * 06:16:30: YulFusKrad: the elderscrols are time itself
 * 06:16:39: ShawnCognitionCP: They aren't.
 * 06:16:47: YulFusKrad: well what are they
 * 06:16:50: ShawnCognitionCP: The Elder Scrolls are just scrolls that the Magna Gee controll.
 * 06:16:58: ShawnCognitionCP: They chose what the scrolls say at any given point.
 * 06:17:00: YulFusKrad: Magna Gee?
 * 06:17:03: ShawnCognitionCP: Magna Ge*
 * 06:17:04: YulFusKrad: whos he or she
 * 06:17:11: ShawnCognitionCP: The elder spirits that followed Magnus.
 * 06:17:17: ShawnCognitionCP: Those that became the stars.
 * 06:17:20: YulFusKrad: o . o
 * 06:17:24: ShawnCognitionCP: Or, rather ,tore the stars into existence.
 * 06:17:37: YulFusKrad: well is it true that the eye of magnus is apart of his popwer
 * 06:17:53: YulFusKrad: power*
 * 06:17:59: ShawnCognitionCP: The eye of magnus is the ultimate creation kit that was used to create Nirn, as far as MK's hinting goes.
 * 06:18:04: ShawnCognitionCP: Exact answer is unknown.
 * 06:18:22: YulFusKrad: so magnus couldnt of used it or maybe he did
 * 06:18:46: YulFusKrad: remember there probably were more kalpa's before skyrim
 * 06:18:53: ShawnCognitionCP: There were.
 * 06:18:54: ShawnCognitionCP: Many.
 * 06:19:01: YulFusKrad: so alduin ended most of them
 * 06:19:09: ShawnCognitionCP: All of them.
 * 06:19:21: SnowFiary: i love this
 * 06:19:22: YulFusKrad: wow
 * 06:19:29: YulFusKrad: the reason i say most is cause of dragon war
 * 06:19:37: SnowFiary: cutscene lols im all dressed in magic armor spell
 * 06:19:41: YulFusKrad: and dragonborn ending him
 * 06:19:54: SnowFiary: NOOOOOOOOO fucking cut scene screwing me out of loot
 * 06:20:09: ShawnCognitionCP: When the universe starts, the kalpa starts. When the universe and time end, the kalpa ends.
 * 06:20:26: YulFusKrad: but if alduin dies in main story what will happen to skyrim
 * 06:21:52: SnowFiary: who does that? you help them kill their family murderer, they sleep with you and just kinda vanish? WHO DOES THAT!
 * 06:23:17: YulFusKrad: akatosh
 * 06:23:32: SnowFiary: good point
 * 06:23:33: YulFusKrad: i got a question on what will happen if alduin the world eater dies
 * 06:23:44: SnowFiary: i dont think he can
 * 06:23:52: YulFusKrad: he can in sovngarde
 * 06:23:58: YulFusKrad: the tongues help
 * 06:24:05: SnowFiary: i never saw his skeleton so
 * 06:24:07: YulFusKrad: but ull need dragonrend
 * 06:24:12: YulFusKrad: i know
 * 06:24:18: YulFusKrad: becuase he never did have one
 * 06:24:25: YulFusKrad: he was gooey inside
 * 06:24:25: SnowFiary: you didnt get a soul either
 * 06:24:30: YulFusKrad: i know
 * 06:24:35: YulFusKrad: maybe he didint die
 * 06:24:42: YulFusKrad: but is like durnehviir
 * 06:24:56: YulFusKrad: he can reconstitute himself maybe
 * 06:25:05: YulFusKrad: hey ika
 * 06:25:38: YulFusKrad: is he like durnehviir
 * 06:25:46: YulFusKrad: the dremora dragon
 * 06:25:58: YulFusKrad: does he reconstitute himself after a long time
 * 06:26:08: Ikabite: Him being dead is sort of fundamental for further story. For the Landfall in the 5th Era and C0DA.
 * 06:26:22: YulFusKrad: th era
 * 06:26:24: Ikabite: Dragonborn screwed the universe over by killing Alduin.
 * 06:26:26: YulFusKrad: 5th era
 * 06:26:35: YulFusKrad: u mean it destroys itself
 * 06:26:40: SnowFiary: dragonborn didnt kill alduin
 * 06:27:01: YulFusKrad: but the elder scroll foretold the dragonborn killing alduin
 * 06:27:13: YulFusKrad: is it not so?
 * 06:27:31: Ikabite: It doesn't destroy itself, alduin was the polar oposite of Akatosh, he was meant to destroy it, so it can be reborn. True, he went bonkers and went for enslavement.
 * 06:27:35: YulFusKrad: but if u notice his soul went into the sky
 * 06:27:39: Ikabite: But now new Kalpa can't happen.
 * 06:28:07: YulFusKrad: did akatosh take his soul for punishment or what
 * 06:28:14: Ikabite: Later Altmer screw everyone over by destroying Nirn, because they hope to reach immortality.
 * 06:28:32: YulFusKrad: lol ancano tried to destroy nirn
 * 06:28:40: YulFusKrad: with a power unlike anything
 * 06:28:45: YulFusKrad: and he died
 * 06:28:57: YulFusKrad: so what will happen ika
 * 06:29:10: YulFusKrad: will the dragonborn be reborn again?
 * 06:29:16: YulFusKrad: to save nirn yet again
 * 06:30:42: Ikabite: Well, we don't know exactly, there can only be some speculating based on what we know.

Altmer destroy the towers - things that keep the Nirn together. We have a good page on it - The Towers
 * 06:30:56: YulFusKrad: ok ill read it
 * 06:31:28: Ikabite: And kills the worship of Talos - the new Lorkhan. So he cannot keep the Nirn as it is.
 * 06:31:33: Ikabite: Landfall happens.
 * 06:31:38: Ikabite: Nirn gets destroyed.
 * 06:31:51: Ikabite: Then events of C0DA happen on the moons.
 * 06:47:37: The Reincarnation Of Akatosh: WB
 * 06:48:19: SnowFiary: who
 * 06:48:57: The Reincarnation Of Akatosh: Renz left and joined back.
 * 06:51:50: YulFusKrad: wow that makes me rethink the imperials
 * 06:52:30: YulFusKrad: i mean if they kill every man kind it makes me think theres more to them
 * 06:52:53: YulFusKrad: akatosh
 * 06:53:14: YulFusKrad: if the thalmor win and talos cease to exist does that mean hes entirely dead
 * 06:53:36: SnowFiary: talos was only man
 * 06:53:42: YulFusKrad: three men actually
 * 06:53:50: YulFusKrad: hes the only divine man whos three people
 * 06:53:52: SnowFiary: OH GOD DUGTRIO CONFIRMED
 * 06:54:11: YulFusKrad: tiber septim is one wulftharth and another idk whos name it was
 * 06:54:24: YulFusKrad: but hes main form is wulf
 * 06:55:05: YulFusKrad: i mean i dont want a divine to die and all
 * 06:55:11: YulFusKrad: but nords dont need to hate dunmer