Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-6728953-20130624130339/@comment-5789047-20130628184027

DmsWife68 wrote: GreatCeilingCat wrote: I only want to be able to meet the Ebony Warrior.

Granted, but they cause so many glitches it renders your game unplayable, leaving only a screenshot of your character in a their underwear, posing in a very embarassing way *wink wink*

I wish real life was as interesting as life in games.

Granted, but people start calling you "Sheo Baby" and you start to crave cheese.

I wish I worked for Sheo instead of Gyggy.

Granted, but Sheo finds you so boring that he rips our your intestines and strangles you with them.