Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-16047389-20140226184337/@comment-16047389-20140312132910

''Ulfgar, overcome by the glory of his small victory, proceeds to position his groin above the dead Altmer's face, and repeatedly teabag the corpse. The Redguard, pushes Ulfgar off the corpse. ''

"What in Oblivion are you doing? We don't have time for this!"

Just then two more guards round the corner at the end of the hallway and see Ulfgar and the Redguard.

''"The prisoners are escaping!" one guard shouts, as they rush to recapture the two of them.''

The Redguard faces the guards and takes a deep breath.

"FUS RO DAH!"

''The very air itself shudders as an enormous force blasts the Thalmor through the wall behind them, leaving them unconcious. The Redguard runs off down the hallway, most likely toward the armory.''