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JimboBumbag wrote:

(I think this works with the grammar, tell me to edit it if it isn't) (All good)

The dancing merchant showed someone a shriveled little cockerel of DOOM.

Vaermina's underage alcoholic lemon, tired of thoughtless drinking, ate moonsugar and died because it had contracted a horrible disease called "this sucks".

"This sucks" sucks much as this sucker can suck suckable things of thinking suckiness. Sucking sucks a lot, especially when you're quoting Krosis, who was tired of sucking things. Titus Mede likes to dance with mead and titan meat and drink with Elven women who are male.

Dancing is a capital crime according to the Jarl, who touches merchants on the nose and hates dancing the fish sticks! He wants to put his dukaan in someone's valok, but he doesn't.

Mazal the Nerevarine killed some people after playing "five-a-side" football and "five nights" at his dadda.

Maga had Dwemer sandwiches to sell for thirty flatulences of Molag Bal's Dunmer cultist, after he danced the chicken pot pie dance. But it attracted the Jarl and made him angry and he called the guards from The Anti-Dancing police, from Slovenia, and they caught herpes from Molag, who likes dancing.

The Police went to Molag Bal's tea party, where Molag was eaten because he wasn't partying hard enough.

Paarthurnax was ready to be prepared for the ultimate level of preparation to prepare for Lord of Preparation whose name was xxx_k1NKYsW3g_xxx. The preparation for this upcoming preparatory preparation was preposterous since spy sapped Paarthurnax's device.

Anu descended upon Brynjolf who had "This Sucks", and punched him saying "You suck Brynjolf". Then walked to Sithis and told him "Hail, Void, may Brynjolf the sucker suck a sucker in the suck-realm for suckers anonymous?"

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