User blog comment:The Milkman/Life Lessons From Skyrim, Part II/@comment-1889545-20121112160156

Well, here goes:


 * All guards are members of the Spies guild and have magic equipment to pass information between them


 * Assassin's and Thalmor hit squads are able to predict the future, even if the target moves as erratically as possible, one of the two will always get ahead


 * The brain is not a vital organ, as such it can have as many arrows in it as long as the individual doesn't die of blood loss


 * Immortal, World ending super beings, aren't


 * Being smart is not a requirement for being a leader


 * Being strong is not a requirement for being a leader


 * Children are the ultimate weapon


 * Imperials are sexist, Stormcloaks are racist


 * All crypts have caretakers who replace treasure and bodies every few days


 * Some women have the ability to float and phase through solid matter


 * Members of the Letrush clan are identical to a single, male individual. This includes females


 * The term "to surrender" actually means "let me catch my breath so I can start hitting you again"


 * Food is useless. As such, the number of farms do not need to be capable of producing sufficient food for a country