User blog comment:MonkeydashUnderscore/Imperials Or Stormcloaks?/@comment-66.212.248.84-20120515223020

As an ambassador of the Thalmor Embassy I am here to ensure you that the Empire is in FACT the better choice. The empire provides a useful and beneficial staging point for the Dominion's eventual conquest of Skyrim. Were it not for the obedient and wise empire we Thalmor wouldn't even be in Skyrim. Reason two is class, the empire knows how to play the game, deceit and corruption are the only way to get what you want. The stormcloaks are blunt and agressive, they offer us no quarter and downright hate us despite our superiority.

Only with your educated choice of offering aid to the Empire can we surely have any chance in Skyrim. Would you want the glorious Thalmor stormtroopers to freeze to death and be cut down in the snow by those heathen barbarians? Of course not, our spies haven't even had any luck infiltrating the stormcloaks because of their downright RACIST policies of segregation.. With our cozy stay in Empire controlled Skyrim we will adapt to our surroundings and be prepared for our offensive.

I think your decision is now clear, farewell and Sieg Heil my friends.

With love, your masters, the Thalmor.