Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-17242625-20131106172508/@comment-16047389-20131108212714

Somebody Stole My Sweetroll wrote: Sheogorath Daedric Prince of Madness wrote: Dark Jeto wrote: How can you tell if someone is a witch? if they sink they are a witch but if they float they are not. Wrong way round I'm afraid. If they are pure and innocent, they will sink (and drown), while if they are a witch the water will reject them and they will float. You're close but wrong. What do you do with witches? You burn them. What else do you burn with witches? Wood. So why do witches burn? Because they're made of wood. Now what else does wood do? It floats in water. And what else floats in water? A duck.

So, if someone weighs the same as a duck, they're made of wood and therefore...A WITCH!!!