Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-6069202-20140115020810/@comment-5320677-20140122024318

(thank you!)

Granted, however the puppy becomes all knowing and ascends to godhood becoming a divine (The Rose anyone?)

I wish for a powerful omnipitent being to grab my homophobic roommate and beat her into senselessness whilst playing a rousing tune of her favorite song (Fireflies by Owl City if anyone's wondering!)