Board Thread:Lore Discussion/@comment-17045460-20130609055613/@comment-8963725-20130712172513

King of Skyrim wrote: 108.64.128.25 wrote: heres how it couldve happened:

Adoring fan and Sheogorath(hero of kvatch) in the forest.

AF: *pulls out dagger slowly* By Azura! the grand champion!

HoK: Put that dagger away lad, and forget that Azura stuff, im not your precious grand champion*uses magic to make the dagger turn into butterflies*

AF: But....who are you....What are you?

HoK: I'm Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness, charmed

AF:Sheogorath? the lord of madness?

HoK: Yes, i'll tell you what, i like you laddie, how about i give you my blessing....well, is it really a blessing, or is it a curse, or is it a blessing that comes with a curse, who knows?

AF:What is this curse...or blessing?

HoK: Something about immortality, blah blah blah, maybe some madness, who knows? who cares? its a blessing!

AF: No! I want no such blessing!

HoK: Too bad,  i chose you! but its a shame you are an elf, i dont quite like elves, if only i could do something....oh wait, i can! *poof*

AF: What? im a human!

HoK: Yes, a glorious, homocidally insane, immortal, human, now go kill some people in my name! Okay, you need to start writing TES stories. That is really good...

Sheogorath is the best!