Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26572162-20150917153809

I'm bored again, and the last thread has gotten way too long! Let's come up with a tale of how Nazeem's life continued to go to hell. Each post will get one sentence to tell how Nazeem's life continues to go from bad to worse.

Rules:

- Each new addition must be a continuation from the last one.

- Nazeem cannot die. We want to draw out his suffering as long as possible.

- You must wait for at least one other person to post before adding another piece to the story.

- Try not to go over the top with physical injuries. There's only so much one can do when Nazeem was burned to a pile of ashes by a passing Dragon.









Here's an example:

(First Post)

Nazeem was walking up the stairs to the Cloud District, when he fell down a flight of stairs.

(Second Post)

Upon reaching the bottom, he was kicked in the face by Lars Battle-Born, who wasn't watching where he was running.

(Third post)

<p style="line-height:26px;">After getting up, Nazeem was immediately suplexed by the Dragonborn and broke two of his teeth.

<p style="line-height:26px;">- Dark Jeto

<p style="line-height:26px;">Credits goes to Dark Jeto, and also HumbleDaedricServant, Ottoman Hold, Anbeegod for the continuation.

<p style="line-height:26px;margin-bottom:0px!important;">We'll start where we left off the last time. Here:

<p style="line-height:26px;margin-bottom:0px!important;">Zeus and Thor were kickassed by "Stonelegs" Nazeem, and fell into the Cloud District. There, Zeus impregnated some Whiterun women; when Nazeem discovered this, he screamed. <ac_metadata title="Nazeem and a Series of Unfortunate Events - Season 8"> </ac_metadata>