Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-11276487-20130727174715/@comment-1840877-20130803102855

I'm surprised that no-one here's mentioned how awkward it would be telling others that you're in love with a damn dragon. Picture the scene:

Dragonborn: Oh, Odahviing, I thought we'd never get some time alone together! By Akatosh, I've wanted you all day...

Odahviing: Drem, Dovahkiin. I have longed for you as well.

Dragonborn: All that matters is that it's you, me, and nobody-

(Lydia walks in)

Lydia: I'm home, my Thane! I got the sword that you... (sees Dragonborn and Odahviing in a compromising position)

Lydia: ...

Dragonborn: ...

Odahviing: ...

(Lydia slowly turns and silently walks out again)