Board Thread:Skyrim/@comment-11549959-20130824222916/@comment-24267938-20130824224359

"Someone lied! Someone told the guard poor cicero is... a lady. Me? just because cicero takes care of his pretty pretty body, oils it, preserves it, masturbates it" "That's it, I'm placing you under arrest" "Dammit look!" "By the gods." "what is that thing?" "It's the end times! The eNd times have come!" "Could the legends of the giant willy be true?" *Cicero's Penis turns Balgruuf into a horker(Your argument is invalid) and guard runs away*