Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26572162-20150725172559

I'm bored again, and the last thread has gotten way too long! Let's come up with a tale of how Nazeem's life continued to go to hell. Each post will get one sentence to tell how Nazeem's life continues to go from bad to worse.

Rules:

- Each new addition must be a continuation from the last one.

- Nazeem cannot die. We want to draw out his suffering as long as possible.

- You must wait for at least one other person to post before adding another piece to the story.

- Try not to go over the top with physical injuries. There's only so much one can do when Nazeem was burned to a pile of ashes by a passing Dragon.









 Here's an example:

(First Post)

Nazeem was walking up the stairs to the Cloud District, when he fell down a flight of stairs.

(Second Post)

Upon reaching the bottom, he was kicked in the face by Lars Battle-Born, who wasn't watching where he was running.

(Third post)

<p style="line-height:26px;">After getting up, Nazeem was immediately suplexed by the Dragonborn and broke two of his teeth.

<p style="line-height:26px;">- Dark Jeto

<p style="line-height:26px;">Credits goes to Dark Jeto, and also HumbleDaedricServant, Ottoman Hold, Anbeegod for the continuation.

<p style="line-height:26px;margin-bottom:0px!important;"> We'll start where we left off the last time. Here:

<p style="line-height:26px;margin-bottom:0px!important;">The United States of America, Westeros and Tamriel were connected because of mass-masturbation, and the White Walkers invaded Tamriel, defeated the Empire, the Aldmeri Dominion, and the revived Potema's draugr army. Nazeem was made puppet emperor of Tamriel, but one day, he was drugged, and woke up naked and tied to a maypole. <ac_metadata title="Nazeem and a Series of Unfortunate Events (Season 6)"> </ac_metadata>