Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24489208-20131122002838/@comment-25146201-20131122024416

"The fact is, the Maple Tree population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Thomas Eliot. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Maple Tree kebabs, Maple Tree pies, Maple Tree-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."