Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-212.10.241.15-20130513150650/@comment-26045489-20130610032419

J'zindar wrote: Nickguy123 wrote: J'zindar wrote: Nickguy123 wrote: J'zindar wrote: Nickguy123 wrote: J'zindar wrote: Nickguy123 wrote: J'zindar wrote: Khajiit! Aldmeri Dominion! I wish Khajiit were Cyrodiil.. Wait Werent you one of the Skooma Addicts my character in Oblivion Encountered in the Bravil Skooma Den and then you Bitterly Greeted me by saying  ''“I'm J'zin-Dar. I tell you, so you can tell everyone who kicked the crap out of you. J'zin-Dar. Get it right.” and when I asked you about Bravil you Insultingly told me “You are stupid, so I'll make myself clear... you are stupid. Go away. I don't want your blood and puke all over me.” Why was that you? Oh.. Uh.. heh heh.. Sorry about that.. I was *cough* am *cough* drunk.. no no that didnt make any sense I thought it was the Skooma not the Cheap Wine/Beer/Tamika and Surillie(I dont remember how to spell their last name)wines/Mead/Rosethorn Mead/Cyrodillic Brandy and alot more Alchohol however thats ok though I forgive you I Could not find my pipe so I drank it.. Heh heh. Wait a Minute did you meant your Smoking Pipe or your Bag Pipe(I I know Its a Stupid question because I added did you like drink your Bag Pipe)Or did you Melt your Sniffing Pipe and then mixed it with more Moon Sugar,Skooma and some Chocolate Milk and then Drank it.:Edit:oh you meant that you could not find your Sniffing Pipe and you Drank Some sort of Alchohol. I lost my smoking pipe.. Oh you used the Skooma like Weed or did Were you just Getting a Pouch of Tobaco from your Pocket then you Accidentaly Dropped your Smoking Pipe without Noticing it Somewhere in the Den. I dropped my pipe in the Den o_o lol Nick(Which is me but thats not my Real name):oh wait Le'mme Edit my First Opinion of Guessing you used the Skooma Like Weed or Something the did part was Not making any sense and then you Almost Overdosed but Fortunately you Were Almost Overdosing you Dropped your Pipe and then you were Hallucinating Easter Bunnies Vomiting Cotton Candy and Pooping Chocolate and Then Layed some Easter Eggs and then they Hatched and there were Unicorns that were Puking Rainbows and Pooping Candy and Then they also Layed another Easter Egg which you Thought were Also Unicorns but they were Leprachauns that Bathed in the Unicorn Vomit and Dwelled Near the Rainbow Barf then they started pooping Pots of Gold at the End of the Vomit and Barfed 4 Leaf Clovers and then Layed an Egg which you were Curious of Seeing and then you Saw a very Teeny Tiny Nord as It Hatched and then Once the Diaper Started Smelling they Grew Bigger and Bigger and then they Pooped Gigantic Feces and Vomited Oat Meal Meanwhile the Fleas on his Hair were Screaming were the Nobles of the World the Biggest one Said Im the King of the World! then the other fleas said hes the King of the Castle and were the Dirty Rascals! then They Barfed Nothing and Pooped Germs but the Fleas were Just Laying nothing you were sure it wasnt too small and lets move on to the Giant he was Laying an Egg which had a Golden Goose as the Egg hatched and then they were Pooping Marshmallows that Smelled like a Feci and then they Puked Normal Water that Smelled like Normal Water and Tasted like Normal Water then they layed an Egg and then it Hatched and then it was a Dragonling that Vomited Ice and Pooped Lighting Bolts and Spitted Fire then the Effect wore off as you were having a Good time But then you found your Pipe to Smoke again to see what will happen next.

Ben:Uhhh uhhh all I could Say that its Very Funny but a Sick Minded Story and The Geek over There is Just laughing hard that the Humming Birds in the Distance were annoyed and Flew away heading North and the Little girl and her Friends in their Slumber Party are Saying Ew oh yeah I forgot that Jock over there Claiming to Be a Gentleman that doesent Bully at all is Grossed out of the Story.

Nick:Oh ok well I hope that was funny for the Sweet Innocent"Suddenly Voice Turns Frightening"Little Children listening to the Story"Voice turns normal"I hope your a Good Good Little Audience hehehehehehehehehehe(A Few hours Later)hehehehehehehehe.

A Little Boy:Can you please Stop where and when can we Get the Free Ice Cream and Candy

Nick:Soon Sweetie Soon hehehehehehehehe no im you werent excpecting me to stop you were excpecting me to be annoying well Buh bye muhahahahahahahaha!.

(The Little Audience Runs away from you Thinking you Brought along Dr.Goodbear Morphing to the PedoBear)