Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-10197675-20131124195016/@comment-3293219-20131124223404

Jarl of Falkreath? Nish thought, looking at the piece of paper.

"Can I get you anything?" A nord woman greeted him, she wore green robes with platted hair and spoke with a strong scandinavian accent.*

"Yeah... a 'Honeyed... mead' and... whatever crap these people are drinking." Nish ordered, earning himself a stern look.

"That 'crap' is Cyrodiilic ale!" The woman corrected him.

Just, because it's got a fancy name, doesn't mean that it's not made by pissing in a cup. Nish thought to himself but he wasn't brave enough to say it out loud.

"Then I'll have one of those..."

After a minute he came back to Eilonwyn and placed his drinks on the table.

"One honeyed ale for you... and one over glorified cup of piss for me."


 * (I know that there's no such thing as Scandanavia in TES but it still baffles me how half of the nords are scandinavian and the other half are American without any reason being established. So... yeah, had to make that clear.)