Board Thread:Other TES Titles/@comment-67.171.74.199-20140717215229/@comment-24679273-20140930141510

okey.....(drys the tears of his face)

i had an other quest idea which i hope INSNT going to suck

this one is about an infamous yet loved little fellow that peolpe remeberd since the third era. a little guy that lived in morrowind and yes...is very rich ...im talking about....the mud crab merchant

if you find the mud crab merchant for the first time he  will ask if you will buy some goods of him ( only if your lvl 20 if not he will "kindly" ask you to go awey)

after starting a conversation and buying some of his goodies you can ask him how he talks he will say

" Oy thats a Good Question mate. I used to be a Adventurer just like you...until i meet Sheogorath. I went to his shrine and did a bidding for the deadra. The Bugger told me to fetch a "spacific stick " in a  in a cave north of Vivec City and he will reward me with immortality and lots of gold and Armor, weapons you name it mate. I went to the cave and Found the stick ( that mirly was a stick on a podest) and brougth it back.as I gave the stick to the deadra he turned me into a immortal mudcrab...and well gave me a bag with infinit gold and infinit weapons and armors.now i know whacha thinkin " why in oblivion would a mud crab that talks tell you all of this and not just be a deadra in discuiss" well....i have to ask you to do something for me mate. i have a few task you need to do. if you do the tasks il reward you with even better goodies mate .first of all i will give you this list...in this list are people that owe me money. the Bloody bastards Didnt give it back but because im a BLOODY FUCKING MUD CRAB...sorry im getting stressed sometims.Now you on the other hand look tougth...you look like you could kill any one by just looking at them. i want you to go get them and tell them to get the money and go to a cave in the azura shore. then come back and i will tell you what to do next. "

you will get the list of 3 peolpe

Avalus Pilatus

Mikael Titan-fist

and...

Mazaran a Argonian

Avelus is a Rich Noble that lives in Cyrodill and has a estade near the Imperial city

he Used to be a simple bagger that smuggled himself on a ship to morrowind. sadly his ship sank thanks to a storm and a fleed to shore ...there he found the mud crab sleeping and stole the mony from him. lucky for the mud crab the bag contained infinit gold and wasent robbed really.you find out that he build a Museum in Morrowind called "the Artefacts paradise" ( where you can find one of the dragon borns weapon twink twink ) and you tell him that in the cave there is an artefact called "sheogoraths stick " and he will be on his way rigth on.

Mikael Titan-fist is one of skyrims most feared warriors and considerd and hero like the dragonborn

( hes actully a cunt that told fake storys and that bribed peole to tell good about him )

he wears a Full set of deadric armor...that is Silver-golden.He was actully a merchant before and actully had a deal with the mud crab ...but cheated him ...by kicking the mudcrab and stealing its armours and weapons. you Need to tell him That the Last Dragonborn still lives and that he wants to challage him to a fight in the cave in morrowind.He will go there imidiatly.

Now mazaran was a bandit That is in prison in Leyawinn. he is Known for casting Spells that can destroy walls  and thats why he is in a special containment. He got all this power from stealing a book called" finger of the mountains" ( rembre that spell :3 ) he after learing it...kind off wanted to try it out...and zapped the mud crab....ouch. you will have to convince the guard to let him out by paying 1000 gold. then you need to tell him that you know a spell called "foot of the caves" in a cave in morrowind.....

you will later go back to the mud crab and he will tell you to use a wand he will give you when you get to the cave.

in the cave you use the wand and the mudcrab becomes huge and killes all of them...then sheogorath appers telling you that all you did was really funny and that it was great entertainment. now he gives you a wish...you can choos

- turn the merchant back to his form

-that the merchant stays big forever

-cheese....

when you choose to make the merchant back to normal he will thank you and tell you that the first tjhing he will do is go to a bar, eat drink and get laid

then he will be around the bar and you can always trade with him

if you choose for the merchant staying big forever he will be first angry but then be a bit happy because now he can defent himself and will become a follower....BUT HE WONT SELL YOU ANYTHING

if you choose cheese the mudcrabe will go apeshit and will run out calling you " a ass-licking-whore-of-a-dick " ( how rude!) and will never sell you anything or even talk to you.....but you will get an ancient deadric cheese which heals anything