Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-24489208-20130707220051/@comment-10555401-20130719170518

a new machine is formed through the second big bang. Atoms go in to the machine.

Out pops a The Machine Mk IIUselessArgonianMageI am lazy so Copy and Paste WABBAM!

Original Thread Maker: TheDirtyMoosey

Welcome to The Machine! It's a fun little forum game in which you place any object that comes to mind into the machine and it returns something that is at least somewhat relevant to the object that was placed in as a result. You're supposed to place whatever comes out of the machine back into it and see how far you get, but it's entirely up to you guys. Here's an example:

- Person 1 -

I place a Spell Tome into the machine!

- Person 2 -

'''Out pops a set of Mage Robes of Destruction! (relating to the topic of magic)'''

I place the Mage Robes of Destruction back into the machine!

- Person 3 -

'Out pops a Staff of Fireballs! (relating to the topic of magic / destruction magic)'

I place the Staff of Fireballs back into the machine!

- Person 4 -

'''Out pops an Iron Sword! (relating to the topic of weapons)'''

I place the Iron Sword back into the machine!

I suppose I'll start off:

(To mix it up so you require something new to win)

I put Nazeem's head in the machine.