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I had a good day today. I sufficiently annoyed my deranged Geography/Science teacher. We had to list abiotic & biotic factors that influence ecosystems. I said aliens. Sarcastically, he asked "Ok, how have aliens influenced our ecosystems?"
I responded with an improvised rant about how the US government allied with some aliens to destroy the Sahara rainforests (aliens laser beamed the Sahara at the same time that the US nuked it, to make it a desert). He got annoyed at me, and I think some of the class thought I was being serious. They definitely think I'm crazy though, as I continued on later by talking about how the seasons are made because the spotlight that hovers over our "flat" Earth doesn't fit over the whole thing.
I also spoke about how the Marie Byrd land in Antarctica is the border of Earth, because nobody owns it.
To be fair though, the teacher deserved it. He thought that 'another' wasn't a word, and that it was 'and other' ("dependent on one and other", wat?). He also thought that Peregerine Falcons, the most widespread raptors, raptors that were named as such because they're so widespread (Peregerine means foreign), were native to North America. His proof was that, if you look up "Peregerine Falcon" it says that they were historically called a "Duck Hawk" in North America. Eventually he actually visited a website and accepted the truth...
...All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them, and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the borgouise.
^You're amazing. I wish I had been as amazing in school. I only managed to embarrass my English teacher by my superior knowledge.
^^My 10th grade science teacher was a crazy bitch as well. She wrote me up for smiling in class once, and when I wrote an apology note (I was forced too), I wrote “sorry for smiling, I’ll just frown from now on”. And proceeded to frown miserably in her class everyday until she left due to having to give birth where she got replaced by a super cool teacher.
Also I remember that abiotic/biotic stuff. Bad times, bad times indeed
Edit: Why do protein powder/shakes taste so bad? How do people actually scarf down this crap? — I can’t believe I used to religiously drink these back in Highschool Ech 🤢🤮
Now i just prefer to pop the occasional pill, and sip some decaf coffee here and there 😏
^I'm drinking tons of regular coffee. I'm addicted to caffeine at this point I guess.
Anyhow, I just watched some Dark Souls parody on YouTube. It reminded me how grand the DS3 DLC were and how awesome the boss fights against Friede and Gael turned out to be. Not to mention Midir. Now I kinda wanna play DS3. But I can't. However, maybe, just maybe, I can put some ideas into my new story. The painted world idea is straight up stolen from Dark Souls I'll readily admit. Only the process by which it is created is of my own invention. But certain elements and boss fights might find their way into my ideas. Not gonna copy anything but dude, I have ideas.
Anyhow, I'm gonna continue watching the cartoon now. After that I'll listen to some Dark Souls music and keep on refining my stories that I have to revisit.
^I used to be addicted to coffee. Been sober from it for little over a month now. Doing my best to stay away from it
^But why? Coffee is so good! And, on top of that, completely nonhazardous.
I wouldn’t say it’s completely non hazardous. It builds a sort of bad habit that gets harder and harder to break the more you indulge in it. Caffeine is just another drug after all, if I can stay away from it, all the better. I don’t want to be reliant on it.
^I wouldn't say I'm reliant on it. But it tastes good and wakes Me up when I need to, keeps me going when necessary. Caffeine is the fuel of the modern world and I suppose I wouldn't write half as much if it wasn't for that added bit of concentration and creativity that stems from this benign drink.
I love it.
Then again I'm also addicted to nicotine which is surely a bad habit. But what can I say? Smoking occupies that part of my body that would otherwise fumble around the entire time when my mind and hands are engaged in jolly coöperation! Not making excuses here though. Smoking is bad and I'm bad for doing it. Still, I love it all the same.
Caffeine wakes me up every morning.
Alarm clock wakes me up in the mornings.