I always say to myself I couldn't be a wizard, mainly because I know that if I knew how to do any magic whatsoever, I'd use it for the most menial stuff imaginable. Using alteration to turn my chicken vindaloo into a caesar salad or something.
Adventuring?
Saving the world?
Nahhh.
But most of all, if I was a wizard, I would choose conjuration because with that you could summon daedra. And while ingame dremora aren't particularly talkative (except when practing a bit of Spontaneous Evisceration) that wouldn't stop me from trying. What's their life like? Do they have dinner? What's his favourite? Has he ever thought about what it's like not being a dremora? Does he have any friends? Is he married? What's his favourite cheese and why isn't it Red Leicester? That sort of thing is why I would choose conjuration. Just to see what's going on in the other aisle.