but then the space was ripped open, dragging Nazeem into a pit of dispair, the world returned to mostly right, as he is sleeping in his actual bed in his proper house. as he wanders down stairs, he looks outside to see his fields on fire.
Jyggalag replies, "Your doom."
Then the gangrene evolved.
only to have the bridge collapse beneath him
which means "go die little mortal!"
but then the gatekeeder died due to how much of an ***hole Nazeem was.
God Nazeem! who was then assaulted by Kratos.
weirdest... is still the chicken-mancer, but close second is the old lady in greymoor and the headless horsemen.
But then the giants were turned to goo by the power of the giant summoned battle armor, Sin.