- "Who knew "The Brave Little Scribb" was such a torrid tale! The Naughty Nereids really brought his struggle to life. I can't wait to see what those performers present to us next!"
- "I used to be the cook on the pirate ship Strong Wind, but I much prefer preparing food on dry land. If my pots and pans are going to spin around, I want it to be because I'm drunk and not because the sea is choppy."