I'm bored again, and Nazeem has gotten away with his hubris for way too long! Let's come up with a tale of how Nazeem's life suddenly went to hell. Each post will get one sentence to tell how Nazeem's life continues to go from bad to worse.
Rules:
- Each new addition must be a continuation from the last one.
- Nazeem cannot die. We want to draw out his suffering as long as possible.
- You must wait for atleast one other person to post before adding another piece to the story.
- Try not to go over the top with physical injuries. There's only so much one can do when Nazeem was burned to a pile of ashes by a passing Dragon.
Here's an example:
(First Post)
Nazeem was walking up the stairs to the Cloud District, when he fell down a flight of stairs.
(Second Post)
Upon reaching the bottom, he was kicked in the face by Lars Battle-Born, who wasn't watching where he was running.
(Third post)
After getting up, Nazeem was immediately suplexed by the Dragonborn and broke two of his teeth.
- Dark Jeto
Credits goes to Dark Jeto.
We'll start where we left off the last time. Here:
After a series of countless unfortunate events, Nazeem is thrown back to Nirn and lands on Akavir...