2927- Long live this thread.
2928 - Everyones notification bar gets spammed with notifications from this thread.
2929 - Mind control technology using the internet is developed by Skynet. Robots ruled the internet, control humans.
2930 - Must... Post...
2931- A small group of rebels fight the robots, with an army of bagels.
2932 - A man discovered space travel... And accidentally killed himself upon crashing onto the Sun. His last words are "PRAISE THE SUN!!! MO- *static*".
2933 - Surprisingly unscathed, after a year-long "death", the man who discovered space travel survives the crash, and became a superhuman known as the "Devil Torch".
2934- Devil Torch spends the year gathering power from the Sun. His plan is to destroy the Earth as the puny humans displease him.
2935 - Green Lantern defeats Devil Torch.
2936 - After the humiliating loss, Devil Torch decides to scour the universe to find the Fifth Element in order to conquer the universe.