"Someday I'm going to join one of the pirate crews. Sail around the world, pillaging and drinking and singing pirate songs .... Or maybe I'll head north and sign on with one of the armies. Do you think I'd make a good soldier? No, me neither."

Eats-Loves-Kills is an Argonian leatherworker found offering his services in Anvil Ironworks and Tannery in Anvil, Gold Coast.


  • "Yes, I have an unusual name. Yes, I like to do all of those things, though not necessarily in that order. Is there some other trivial matter you wish to discuss or can I get back to work now?"


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