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This book was added with The Entertainers official plug-in.



Why did the Dark Elf cross the road?

How many Orcs does it take to light a torch?
Depends. Is an orc is [sic] [Do not remove this word. This extra word is how it appears in-game.] doing the counting?

What is green and hops and sizzles on lava?
an Orc Acrobat

If a Wood Elf mime falls in a forest, who cares?

If you drop a Khajiit head-first from a great height, will it land on its feet?
Not if you cut off the feet first.


  • The title of this book is taken from a 1947 novelty song written by Dwight Latham and Moe Jaff, and performed by country music duo Lonzo and Oscar.


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