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Not to be confused with Laughs-at-All or Laughs-at-Danger.
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"Wait ... wait. Where'd my tail go? Did you—oh, there it is. Close call."
―Laughs-at-Turtles[src]

Laughs-at-Turtles is an Argonian drunkard and patron of the Crossroads Tavern in Belkarth.

QuotesEdit

  • "I came out of an egg! Did you know that? Not everyone does. Come out of an egg, I mean. Wood Elves pop out of acorns. That's why they're so small. Wait. That can't be right. I guess I don't know where Wood Elves come from. Do you?"
  • "Hey, ugly face! Get outta my way! I ... wait, I'm sorry. Your face is fine. It's just kind of blurry."
  • "Want to see a party trick? I don't want to ruin the surprise, but in [sic] [Do not change this to it. This misspelled word is how it appears in-game.] involves a bottle of wine and a clothes iron. And ... and probably some towels. It tends to be messy."

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