- "If my friends could try this Redwater Skooma they might finally understand why I like slumming it with you commoners."
- "Ohhh... that's good stuff. Believe me friend, I've tried it all and this is the best."
- "I once paid 3000 gold for this fungus that grows in giants armpits. Couldn't stand up for days, but no where as good as this stuff."