- "I'm a guard, but don't worry. I have no love of the law. As long as your patron keeps me supplied with gold and glitter, I'll make sure the rest of the Guard never touches this place."
- ―Officer Keesekeeth
Officer Keesekeeth is an Argonian and a corrupt member of the Stormhold City Guard part of the group of outlaws found beneath the city.
- "What's wrong with you? Never seen a crooked guard before? Well, don't get your armor in an uproar. You people pay me well to mind my own business and make sure this place is a safe haven."