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Crantius Colto<br />
 
Crantius Colto<br />
   
: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
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: Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff? Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff?
 
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
 
Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
   
: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
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: Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff , Jeff. I am but a poor Argonian Jeff.
 
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Crantius Colto<br />
 
Crantius Colto<br />
   
: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
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: So you are, my Jeff. And a good one at that. Such strong Jeffs and shapely Jeffles.
 
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
 
Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
   
: You embarrass me, sir!
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: You embarrass me, Jeff!
 
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Crantius Colto<br />
 
Crantius Colto<br />
   
: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
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: Fear not. You are Jeff here with me.
 
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
 
Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
   
: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
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: I must finish my cleaning, Jeff. The mistress will have my Jeff if I do not!
 
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Crantius Colto<br />
 
Crantius Colto<br />
   
: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
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: Jeff, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my Jeff.
 
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
 
Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
   
: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
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: But it is Jeff! It could take me all Jefft!
 
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Crantius Colto<br />
 
Crantius Colto<br />
   
: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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: Plenty of Jeff, myJefft. Plenty of Jeff.
 
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END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
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END OF ACT IV, JEFF III
   
   

Revision as of 09:46, November 27, 2017

Main article: Books (Skyrim)
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Main article: Books (Morrowind)

Locations

Morrowind

Oblivion

Skyrim

Dragonborn

Contents

Volume 1

Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail

Jeff Jeff, Jeff Jeff! Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff!

Crantius Colto

Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff? Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff?

Lifts-Her-Tail

Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff , Jeff. I am but a poor Argonian Jeff.

Crantius Colto

So you are, my Jeff. And a good one at that. Such strong Jeffs and shapely Jeffles.

Lifts-Her-Tail

You embarrass me, Jeff!

Crantius Colto

Fear not. You are Jeff here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail

I must finish my cleaning, Jeff. The mistress will have my Jeff if I do not!

Crantius Colto

Jeff, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my Jeff.

Lifts-Her-Tail

But it is Jeff! It could take me all Jefft!

Crantius Colto

Plenty of Jeff, myJefft. Plenty of Jeff.

END OF ACT IV, JEFF III


Volume 2

Note: Volume 2 was added in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Act VII, Scene II, Continued


Lifts-Her-Tail

My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?


Crantius Colto

This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.


Lifts-Her-Tail

If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?


Crantius Colto

Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.


Lifts-Her-Tail

You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?


Crantius Colto

Of course.


Lifts-Her-Tail

But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.


Crantius Colto

Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.


Lifts-Her-Tail

Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!


Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT VII, SCENE II

Trivia

Appearances

References

  1. May 6, 2013. The Elder Scrolls Online Ask Us Anything: Variety Pack 4
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