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{{Book
 
{{Book
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|image = Book07.png
|title = The Lusty Argonian Jeff
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|title = The Lusty Argonian Maid
|fulltitle = The Lusty Argonian Jeff
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|fulltitle = The Lusty Argonian Maid
|author = [[Xavillius VanBoverius]]
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|author = [[Crassius Curio]]
 
|skyrim/lead = 1
 
|skyrim/lead = 1
 
|skyrim/weight = 1.00{{W}}
 
|skyrim/weight = 1.00{{W}}
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==Locations==
 
==Locations==
===Nibba why on nirn u lookin for it?===
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===Morrowind===
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*[[Vivec City (Morrowind)|Vivec City]], found on the body of [[Crassius Curio]]
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===Oblivion===
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*[[Anvil (Oblivion)|Anvil]], in [[Heinrich Oaken-Hull's House]].
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*[[Bliss]], close to the entrance gate.
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*[[Cheydinhal (Oblivion)|Cheydinhal]], the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary. [[Ocheeva]] owns a copy.
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*[[Deepscorn Hollow (Location)|Deepscorn Hollow]], next to the bed of the Dark Minion.
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*[[Gweden Farm]], basement in the sleeping area.
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*[[Imperial City]], found on the body of [[Gaston Tussaud]].
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*[[Imperial City Waterfront]] by the Pirates
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*[[Leyawiin (Oblivion)|Leyawiin]] in [[Southern Books]].
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===Skyrim===
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*The [[College of Winterhold (Skyrim)|College of Winterhold]] [[Arcaneum]], in a stack of books (it may be hard to find)
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*[[Driftshade Refuge]], on a bookshelf
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*[[Falkreath (Skyrim)|Falkreath]], next to the chair on the west-southwest guard bridge
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*[[Fort Dawnguard]],{{DG}} next to some potions and a bedroll.
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*[[Honningbrew Meadery]], next to the bed in the loft floor (Volume 2).
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*[[Lucky Lorenz's Shack]], a crushed house across the river from the [[Abandoned Prison]]. Next to the body of [[Lucky Lorenz]].
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*[[Morthal (Skyrim)|Morthal]], [[Highmoon Hall]] Underneath [[Joric]]'s bed.
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*[[Riften (Skyrim)|Riften]], [[Haelga's Bunkhouse]], left of the altar of [[Dibella]] on the bedstand in Haelga's room (both volumes).
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*[[Riften (Skyrim)|Riften]], [[Riftweald Manor]], found within the basement. Also on the desk near the bust of the [[Gray Fox]].
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*[[Jarl's Longhouse (Winterhold)|Winterhold Jarl's Longhouse]], in a room on the second floor.
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*[[Volkihar Ruins]], in Valerica's study (Volume 2).
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===Dragonborn===
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*[[Apocrypha]], as a drop from Seekers.
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*[[Benkongerike (Dragonborn)|Benkongerike]] in [[Solstheim (Dragonborn)|Solstheim]] in the Great Hall. On the right, inside a hut, there is a pile of both works. (13 of V1, 6 of V2)
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*[[Skaal Village (Dragonborn)|Skaal Village]], [[Baldor Iron-Shaper's House]], under his bed
   
 
==Contents==
 
==Contents==
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
 
Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
   
: Jeff Jeff, Jeff Jeff! Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff!
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: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
 
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Crantius Colto<br />
 
Crantius Colto<br />
   
: Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff? Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff?
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: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
 
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
 
Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
   
: Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff , Jeff. I am but a poor Argonian Jeff.
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: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
 
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Crantius Colto<br />
 
Crantius Colto<br />
   
: So you are, my Jeff. And a good one at that. Such strong Jeffs and shapely Jeffles.
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: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
 
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
 
Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
   
: You embarrass me, Jeff!
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: You embarrass me, sir!
 
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Crantius Colto<br />
 
Crantius Colto<br />
   
: Fear not. You are Jeff here with me.
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: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
 
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
 
Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
   
: I must finish my cleaning, Jeff. The mistress will have my Jeff if I do not!
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: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
 
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Crantius Colto<br />
 
Crantius Colto<br />
   
: Jeff, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my Jeff.
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: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
 
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
 
Lifts-Her-Tail<br />
   
: But it is Jeff! It could take me all Jefft!
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: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
 
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Crantius Colto<br />
 
Crantius Colto<br />
   
: Plenty of Jeff, myJefft. Plenty of Jeff.
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: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
 
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END OF ACT IV, JEFF III
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END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
   
   
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Revision as of 10:04, November 27, 2017

Main article: Books (Skyrim)
Main article: Books (Oblivion)
Main article: Books (Morrowind)

Locations

Morrowind

Oblivion

Skyrim

Dragonborn

Contents

Volume 1

Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail

Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto

Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail

I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto

So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail

You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto

Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail

I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto

Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail

But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III


Volume 2

Note: Volume 2 was added in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Act VII, Scene II, Continued


Lifts-Her-Tail

My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?


Crantius Colto

This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.


Lifts-Her-Tail

If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?


Crantius Colto

Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.


Lifts-Her-Tail

You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?


Crantius Colto

Of course.


Lifts-Her-Tail

But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.


Crantius Colto

Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.


Lifts-Her-Tail

Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!


Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT VII, SCENE II

Trivia

Appearances

References

  1. May 6, 2013. The Elder Scrolls Online Ask Us Anything: Variety Pack 4
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