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+ | '''The Lusty Argonian Maid''' is a play filled with sexual innuendo written by [[Crassius Curio]]. It is often found in the sleeping areas of reclusive men. The Dawnguard expansion includes a variant called [[The Sultry Argonian Bard]] in which the titular character, Croon-Tail, is male, and his patroness is female. |
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*[[Lucky Lorenz's Shack]], a crushed house across the river from the [[Abandoned Prison]]. Next to the body of [[Lucky Lorenz]]. |
*[[Lucky Lorenz's Shack]], a crushed house across the river from the [[Abandoned Prison]]. Next to the body of [[Lucky Lorenz]]. |
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*[[Jarl's Longhouse (Winterhold)|Winterhold Jarl's Longhouse]], in a room on the second floor. |
*[[Jarl's Longhouse (Winterhold)|Winterhold Jarl's Longhouse]], in a room on the second floor. |
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| − | *[[Riftweald Manor]], |
+ | *[[Riftweald Manor]], in the basement. |
| − | *[[College of Winterhold]] [[Arcaneum]], in a stack of books |
+ | *[[College of Winterhold]] [[Arcaneum]], in a stack of books, (it may be hard to find, but it's there). |
*[[Driftshade Refuge]] (Silver Hand hideout), on a bookshelf |
*[[Driftshade Refuge]] (Silver Hand hideout), on a bookshelf |
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*[[Highmoon Hall]] (Morthal) Underneath Joric's Bed. |
*[[Highmoon Hall]] (Morthal) Underneath Joric's Bed. |
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==Trivia== |
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*In ''[[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind]]'' and ''[[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]]'', this appeared as a single book, however in ''[[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]]'' it appears as two separate volumes: [[The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 1|Volume 1]], [[The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 2|Volume 2]]. |
*In ''[[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind]]'' and ''[[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]]'', this appeared as a single book, however in ''[[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]]'' it appears as two separate volumes: [[The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 1|Volume 1]], [[The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 2|Volume 2]]. |
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| − | *The male lead's name, "<span style="line-height:21px;">Crantius Colto," is almost identical to that of the writer </span>[http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Crassius_Curio Crassius Curio] |
+ | *The male lead's name, "<span style="line-height:21px;">Crantius Colto," is almost identical to that of the writer </span>[http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Crassius_Curio Crassius Curio], implying that he wrote this as a "self-insertion" fantasy. |
| − | *In the add-on {{Dragonborn}} there is a book called [[Lusty Argonian Maid Folio]], which contains both Volume I and Volume II. |
+ | *In the add-on {{Dragonborn}} there is a (quest item) book called [[Lusty Argonian Maid Folio]], which contains both Volume I and Volume II. |
==Appearances== |
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Revision as of 07:56, 18 December 2012
The Lusty Argonian Maid is a play filled with sexual innuendo written by Crassius Curio. It is often found in the sleeping areas of reclusive men. The Dawnguard expansion includes a variant called The Sultry Argonian Bard in which the titular character, Croon-Tail, is male, and his patroness is female.
Known locations
Morrowind
- Vivec City, found on the body of Crassius Curio
Oblivion
- Leyawiin in Southern Books.
- Imperial City, found on the body of Gaston Tussaud.
- Cheydinhal, the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary. Ocheeva owns a copy. Amusing, considering she is in fact an Argonian.
- Deepscorn Hollow, next to the bed of the Dark Minion.
- Gweden Farm, basement in the sleeping area.
- Bliss, close to the entrance gate.
- Imperial City Waterfront by the Pirates
Skyrim
- Honningbrew Meadery, next to the bed in the loft floor (Volume 2).
- Haelga's Bunkhouse (Riften), left of the altar of Dibella on the bedstand in Haelga's room (Volumes 1/2).
- Lucky Lorenz's Shack, a crushed house across the river from the Abandoned Prison. Next to the body of Lucky Lorenz.
- Winterhold Jarl's Longhouse, in a room on the second floor.
- Riftweald Manor, in the basement.
- College of Winterhold Arcaneum, in a stack of books, (it may be hard to find, but it's there).
- Driftshade Refuge (Silver Hand hideout), on a bookshelf
- Highmoon Hall (Morthal) Underneath Joric's Bed.
- Fort Dawnguard, Next to some potions and a bedroll.
In Benkongerike in Solstheim in the Great Hall. On the right, inside a hut, there is a pile of the First and Second volume of the book.
Contents
Volume 1
Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
Volume 2
Note: Volume 2 was added in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Act VII, Scene II, Continued
Lifts-Her-Tail
- My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto
- This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail
- If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto
- Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail
- You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto
- Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail
- But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto
- Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail
- Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto
- Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
End of Act VII, Scene II
Trivia
- In The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind and The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, this appeared as a single book, however in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim it appears as two separate volumes: Volume 1, Volume 2.
- The male lead's name, "Crantius Colto," is almost identical to that of the writer Crassius Curio, implying that he wrote this as a "self-insertion" fantasy.
- In the add-on The Elder Scrolls V: Dragonborn there is a (quest item) book called Lusty Argonian Maid Folio, which contains both Volume I and Volume II.
Appearances
- The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind Template:1st
- The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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