Summary
- Full title: The Lusty Argonian Maid (In Skyrim: The Lusty Argonian Maid Volume 2)
- Author: Crassius Curio (a character from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind)
- Value: 19 (Skyrim: 14)
- Weight:1
Known Locations (Morrowind)
- Morrowind
Known Locations (Oblivion)
- Leyawiin in Southern Books.
- Imperial City, found on the body of Gaston Tussaud
- Cheydinhal, the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary. Ocheeva owns a copy.
- Deepscorn Hollow, next to the bed of the Dark Minion.
- Gweden Farm, basement in the sleeping area.
- Bliss, close to the entrance gate.
- Imperial City Waterfront by the Pirates
Known Locations (Skyrim)
- Honningbrew Meadery, next to the bed in the loft floor. (Volume 2)
- Haelga's Bunkhouse (Riften), on the bedstand left of the alter of Dibella.
- In a crushed house across the river from the Abandoned Prison. Next to the body of Lucky Lorenz.
- Winterhold Jarl's Longhouse, in a room on the second floor.
- Riftweald Manor, located in the basement
- College of Winterhold Library, in a stack of books. You have to search for it, but it's there.
Contents
Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here. Polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
Volume 2
Act VII, Scene II, Continued
Lifts-Her-Tail: My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto: This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail: If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto: Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You wish me to kneed the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto: Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But what is the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto: Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress' cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
End of Act VII, Scene II
Appearances
- The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind Template:1st
- The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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