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|title = The Lusty Argonian Maid, Volume 2
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|title = The Lusty Argonian Maid, v2
 
|fulltitle = The Lusty Argonian Maid, Volume 2
 
|author = [[Crassius Curio]]
 
|author = [[Crassius Curio]]
 
|weight = 14
 
|weight = 14
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|value = 1
|value = 1|fulltitle = The Lusty Argonian Maid, Volume 2
 
 
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==Summary==
 
*'''Full title''': ''The Lusty Argonian Maid Volume 2''
 
*'''Author''': [[Crassius Curio]]
 
*'''Value''': 14 {{g}}
 
*'''Weight''':1 {{w}}
 
 
==Known Locations==
 
==Known Locations==
 
*[[Honningbrew Meadery]], next to the bed in the loft floor. (Volume 2)
 
*[[Honningbrew Meadery]], next to the bed in the loft floor. (Volume 2)
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ACT VII, SCENE II, CONTINUED
 
ACT VII, SCENE II, CONTINUED
   
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br>
'''Lifts-Her-Tail''': My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
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My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
   
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Crantius Colto<br>
'''Crantius Colto''': This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
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This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
   
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br>
'''Lifts-Her-Tail''': If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
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If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
   
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Crantius Colto<br>
'''Crantius Colto''': Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
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Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
   
'''Lifts-Her-Tail''': You wish me to kneed the loaf? Here?
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br>
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You wish me to kneed the loaf? Here?
   
'''Crantius Colto''': Of course.
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Crantius Colto<br>
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Of course.
   
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br>
'''Lifts-Her-Tail''': But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
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But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
   
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Crantius Colto<br>
'''Crantius Colto''': Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
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Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
   
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Lifts-Her-Tail<br>
'''Lifts-Her-Tail''': Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
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Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
   
'''Crantius Colto''': Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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Crantius Colto<br>
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Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
   
 
END OF ACT VII, SCENE II
 
END OF ACT VII, SCENE II
   
 
==Appearances==
 
==Appearances==
*[[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]]{{1st}}
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*[[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]] {{1st}}
 
{{Esbook}}
 
{{Esbook}}
 
[[Category:Books]]
 
[[Category:Books]]

Revision as of 08:59, 25 January 2012

Known Locations

Contents

ACT VII, SCENE II, CONTINUED

Lifts-Her-Tail
My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

Crantius Colto
This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

Lifts-Her-Tail
If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

Crantius Colto
Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.

Lifts-Her-Tail
You wish me to kneed the loaf? Here?

Crantius Colto
Of course.

Lifts-Her-Tail
But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.

Crantius Colto
Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.

Lifts-Her-Tail
Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT VII, SCENE II

Appearances

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