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{{Book
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|title = The Sultry Argonian Bard, v1
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|title = The Sultry Argonian Bard, v1
|fulltitle =The Sultry Argonian Bard Volume One
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|fulltitle = The Sultry Argonian Bard Volume One
|image = [[File:Book07.png|250px]]
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|image = Book07.png
|author = [[Ellya Erdain]]
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|author = [[Ellya Erdain]]
|weight = 1
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|online/lead = 1
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|online/weight = N/A
|value = 14
 
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|online/value = N/A
|id = xx006925}}
 
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|dawnguard/weight = 1
 
|dawnguard/value = 14
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|dawnguard/id = {{DLC ID|006925}}
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'''''The Sultry Argonian Bard, v1''''' is part of a play written by [[Ellya Erdain]] and is riddled with sexual innuendo, very similar to ''[[The Lusty Argonian Maid]]''.
   
==Summary==
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==Locations==
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===Dawnguard===
The book is part of a play written by Ellya Erdain and is riddled with sexual innuendo, very similar to ''[[The Lusty Argonian Maid]]''.
 
 
*[[Dead Drop Falls#Dead Drop Mine|Dead Drop Mine]] - Next to a [[Rest (Skyrim)|bedroll]] on a platform at the upper end of a elevated wooden walkway.
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*Next to [[Haelga|Haelga's]] bed in [[Haelga's Bunkhouse|Haelga's bunkhouse]]
   
==Known locations==
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===Online===
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*[[Daggerfall Cathedral]]
*[[Dead Drop Falls#Dead Drop Mine|Dead Drop Mine]] - Next to a [[Sleeping (Skyrim)|bedroll]] on a platform at the upper end of a elevated wooden walkway.
 
   
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==Contents==
 
==Contents==
 
<p style="text-align: center;">The Sultry Argonian Bard</p>
 
<p style="text-align: center;">The Sultry Argonian Bard</p>
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'''Ellya Erdain:'''
 
'''Ellya Erdain:'''
Ah, but you seam to handle your instrument so well, my darling.
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Ah, but you seem to handle your instrument so well, my darling.
   
 
'''Croon-Tail:'''
 
'''Croon-Tail:'''
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END OF ACT VI, SCENE II
 
END OF ACT VI, SCENE II
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*Although "Volume One" is in the title of the book, there is no second volume, that is known of.
 
*Although "Volume One" is in the title of the book, there is no second volume, that is known of.
*This book adds on to the crude humor seen in previous ''Elder Scrolls'' Games' take on the 'Adult Genre' of books.
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*This book adds on to the crude humor seen in previous ''[[The Elder Scrolls|Elder Scrolls]]'' games' take on the 'Adult Genre' of books.
 
*The author of this volume is the woman character in the story.
 
*The author of this volume is the woman character in the story.
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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The Sultry Argonian Bard, Vol. 1.png|As seen in ''The Elder Scrolls Online''
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</gallery>
   
 
==Appearances==
 
==Appearances==
*{{Dawnguard}}
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*{{Dawnguard}}
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*{{Online}}
 
{{Esbook}}
 
{{Esbook}}
   
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<!--Interwiki links-->
[[ru:Горячий аргонианский бард, т.1]]
 
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[[de:Die heißblütige argonische Bardin, Band I]]
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[[es:El tórrido bardo argoniano, volumen I]]
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[[fr:Le barde argonien frivole, Volume I]]
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[[ru:Страстный бард-аргонианин, т. 1]]
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[[Category:Online: Books]]
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[[Category:Online: Tales of Tamriel]]

Revision as of 16:17, 9 June 2020

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The Sultry Argonian Bard, v1 is part of a play written by Ellya Erdain and is riddled with sexual innuendo, very similar to The Lusty Argonian Maid.

Locations

Dawnguard

Online

Contents

The Sultry Argonian Bard

Volume 1

by Ellya Erdain

Act VI, Scene II, continued

Croon-Tail: My lady, I could never perform your request!

Ellya Erdain: Oh? Is it too fast for you?

Croon-Tail: I fear that it may damage my instrument.

Ellya Erdain: Ah, but you seem to handle your instrument so well, my darling.

Croon-Tail: You flatter me, my lady.

Ellya Erdain: Yes, well it is such a large and magnificent piece. May I hold it?

Croon-Tail: Goodness no! The innkeeper would never approve of such a public display.

Ellya Erdain: Then, may I suggest a private performance? Perhaps, away from the noise of the inn where we both may enjoy your tremendous talent.

Croon-Tail: Surely you don't mean for me to accompany you to your room?

Ellya Erdain: Indeed I do, my sweet. Indeed I do.

END OF ACT VI, SCENE II

Trivia

  • Although "Volume One" is in the title of the book, there is no second volume, that is known of.
  • This book adds on to the crude humor seen in previous Elder Scrolls games' take on the 'Adult Genre' of books.
  • The author of this volume is the woman character in the story.

Gallery

Appearances

Bethsoftblack
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