Ottoman Hold is here with an important Consensus Thread. The tyranny of The Elder Scrolls Wiki Staff will end today! You have all seen their corruption first hand. Instead of letting this wiki be the fanon-filled place it should be, they, especially the administrators, censor us, making the only information here actually true! Not only that, but they make sure to break up any discussion that they deem gets out of hand. No! Hostile behavior is the only thing that gives us pleasure in this life! I say we get rid of the staff here, and rule the wiki ourselves! You may be asking, why am I, as staff member, wanting to get rid of the rest? Well, I have seen the sins of the administrators firsthand; count me as one of you (or I'm a corrupt fool...your choice). Who's with me?
(Let's not be too hostile, tho)
Edit: Hmm, looks it's coincidentally April Fools Day...now this won't be taken seriously! Don't let the date fool you. I've been planning this statement of truth for too long for April 1st to wipe out my resolve!
Well I am obviously a perfect administrator in every regard, but you're completely correct that all the other staff are terrible and corrupt and deserve to be removed from their positions instantly. Like that one time on Discussions when they deleted that post talking about what the best companions in Fallout 4 are??? Like come on guys this is America, freedom of speech, you can't silence the people.
A lawless land can bring nothing but harm to a community like ours; without staff members to regulate every post, comment, and page, off-topic posts and hate crimes will wreak havok on our discussions. Giving up the unrespected freedom to be able to post what I want without being swamped by spam is something that I will not stand for. Do everyone a favor and respect the staff that keeps our wiki running.
all the staff on this wiki are corrupt. one time, i even saw a mod called The Beautiful Princess Ashley ban someone from chat. what's this world coming to if you can't even spew random strings of characters in a chat that's supposed to be about the elder scrolls?