It's time for another ridiculous season of Nazeem Legends!
Each new addition must be a continuation from the last one.
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Credits goes to Dark Jeto for original idea, and also HumbleDaedricServant, Ottoman Hold, Anbeegod for the continuation of the prequel, Anbeegod for the starting of the sequel, and Ottoman Hold, The Beautiful Princess Ashley, Master of the Night, GlowingSans, The Crusader of Truth, and The Cat Master for the continuation of the series.
The last season left off here:
"Since there were now two Dovahkiins running around, the Last Dragonborn and the rest of the New Divines (Gandalf, Dumbledore, Voldemort, Sauron, Deep-in-His-Cups, and the Last Dragonborn) ransacked Windhelm to prevent anyone else from rising to power, but they could not kill Nazeem, as he was one of them, so they could maybe ask Clavicus to kill Nazeem or help do so. Clavicus Vile was in a foul mood after Barbas was brought back to him, so he told everyone to shove off and solve the problem themselves."
However the Six would not tolerate any competing idols, especially false ones, by demonstrating to the people of Tamriel that Islam was merely a fairy tale fabricated by Nazeem, and that Allah was Clavicus Vile in disguise. Thus, another sad attempt by Nazeem at developing a following was soon crushed by the New Divines.
Since the Dragonborn was part of the New Divines, a save was reloaded just after the Night King's death, but no one knew what was going to happen, resulting in a time loop of them all dying and funeral music playing.
Becuase Nazeem achieved CHIM, he was aware of all the past Time Loops, he took the time to study, learn about the world, and actually begin to like things other than the Cloud District. He was satisfied, until he began to be aware that there were all created in someone's mind, and then he was aware that the whole story of it was created by another world by something called a 'company' named Bethesda'. He began to be aware that it was in a 'fourm' about the 'game', and even relized that his very actions were decided by a bunch of people who don't even know eachother on a interconnected anonymous 'media platform'. Eventually he became so powerfull that he could conjure a new Dragon Scroll out of thin air, he did so, then changed time to stop the time loop and he also decided to change...
Nazeem, realizing that Ysolda also held some power over the game, thought to find her and maybe recruit her into the New Divines, now that the Dragonborn had been lost to the paradoxical infinite loading screen loop
But no matter what she did, she could not stop his scripted death. But with the power of CHIM she could alter the events leading to the execution. As a result, she changed the timeline in a way that Ulfric Stormcloak would not assassinate Torygg, but rather he would...
Deep-In-His-Cups watched on from the heavens along with the other Five and was vexed by Nazeem's blatant misuse of the Elder Scrolls. In retaliation, he used his divine sorcery to send down a surge of energy toward Mundus, fragmenting the timeline and thus changing things once again... only this time Nazeem now found himself on the chopping block.
erected a shrine in Nazeem's honor, and became the first priestess of Nazeem (consequently becoming the first priestess of any of the new Divines). She started preaching of his greatness and how the Cloud District is the promised land for all who worship Nazeem as their lord and savior.
But nazeem gave 1 last breath....and released soooo much drug breath sooo Kitty Kitty Purr Purr and Your-A-Lizard-Harry make the breath into a new drug....Khajiit-lizoo and Hide-Jakin, but air travels at the speed of light so now they made a KL & HJ farm and became drug lords!!!!
What he did NOT know was the pact he has signed with a demon, in which he was sworn by his honour to keep evil forever at bay, and thus he was permanently bound to thrall Malyn from leaving the star by maintaining a magical barrier
Since Nazeem merges his soul to the Cloud District it is alive and the Cloud District itself would say to passing travellers with the following quote “Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don’t.”
J'zargo's exposure to his own custom scrolls had a strange side effect. Following his suicide, rather than losing consciousness, he now found himself seeing through the eyes of the Dragonborn, and to some measure, influence over his actions.
Dragonborn wanted to recover the bottle, but realised he was not an Argonian, nor did he possess apparel with waterbreathing, despite having ahizdal's boots and volsung's mask, because the helmet could not be disenchanted
The Dragonborn killed The Ebony Warrior, took his mask and armor. The Dragonborn disenchanted the Ebony Helmet Of Waterbreating. He made a ring of waterbreating and crafted some Zora amor to help him swim.
But Nazeem still had godmode toggled on so he simply continued asking them about the Cloud District while they continued their futile attemts to hurt him. The guards on the other hand, could not tolerate an innocent citizen being attacked (even if it was Nazeem) so they decided to take action and...
The guards asked each and every person attacking Nazeem this, but Nazeem kept interjecting with questions about the Cloud District that it also pissed them off. When Nazeem asked Ysolda about the Cloud District, she smacked him so hard he got knocked tf out and stopped talking; since Ysolda was the only being capable of damaging Nazeem through his godmode.
This action caused a paradox, since Ysolda was equally strong, and so the game could not decide what was going to happen, which caused Nazeem to appear on the steps of the Cloud District, but this time, he was approached by Miraak cultists...
Nazeem was swift to pull out his shiv from his boot whilst the Demon had it's back turned, and Nazeem slashed the Demon's abdomen open, spilling it's magically infused blood all over Nazeem. This granted Nazeem a new power, that being...