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Credits goes to Dark Jeto for original idea, and also HumbleDaedricServant, Ottoman Hold, Anbeegod for the continuation of the prequel, Anbeegod for the starting of the sequel, and Ottoman Hold, The Beautiful Princess Ashley, Master of the Night, GlowingSans, The Crusader of Truth, and The Cat Master for the continuation of the series.
The last season left off with:
Although Oblivion was blocked, it caused an invasion of the planes of itself which contaminated Sheogarath's territory; therefore, Thanos decided to enter the blocked Oblivion to search for more infinity stones, taking Nazeem along with him.
Shortly after which a colony of termites happened upon the broken shards of wood and proceeded to slowly consume them, bit by bit. Virtually no trace of Nazeem's physical form was left on Nirn. However...
Nazeem found that his soul was split into numerous sections which the malevolent daedra gods imprisoned. Part of him was with Clavicus, part with Boethiath, part with Hermaeus, part with Molag etc etc...
Using the knowledge of CHIM that she aquired during her time with the Lord of Domination, Ysolda manipulated the Aurbis so as to completely remove Thanos and the bugs from existence. However, Nazeem soul still was trapped, fragmented. That she could not control.
Destroyed everything in Hiricine's Hunting Grounds, including the piece of Nazeem there. Now never to be complete in his current form, Nazeem went to get blown up by the Ceph warships out of pity for himself.
Upon shape-shifting back to his true form, Nazeem was left without any apparel, and the Bosmer who watched Nazeem saw his small horker tusk. Heavy bouts of laughter and cackling ensued, which made Nazeem...
Dovahkiin then used the iron ore to smith the so-called 'Sword-zeem' into a legendary item. The effect was that the weapon became infused with an abominated enchantment. Each time he struck a target with the blade, it made "Ó YEA, O YEA" (similar to a girl having sex), as well as a random 'WOOF!' noise.
locating the various Great elevators at Mzinchaleft, Alftand, Ralbthar and the tower of Mzark lift. However, he would require a multiplayer game to do this and since he was in a single-player session, it was impossible to simultaenously activate ALL the consoles at the same time.
Then he suddenly heard the Valmer chant I see Fire (in their dialect) while the automatons slaughtered them. Since the 'mer' were blinded they were helpless and all of them were massacered. Then all the Crimson nirnroots started laugintg their arses off. They liked 'watching things die'
She broke into an acapella rendition of the American anthem which was so ear-shattering that it smashed the giant orb above the Blackreach Debate Hall and the Hall of Rumination when she hit the high F on '...land of the FREE!'
As a result, because her voice was the sonic trigger and an explosive was placed inside the orb, it caused a detonation that utterly levelled Mzinchaleft, Alftand and Ralbthar.
Vulthurzeem was so furious at ysolda for telling heimsker not to retrieve his ‘mammoth tusk’ that when he found he he didn’t kill her he crucified her and oldina was sent to the dragonsreach dungeon for some reason
However the New Divines remembered that a few posts ago, Nazeem was going to challenge them, and so they gave Ysolda the influence she needed to escape Ireleth peacefully and challenge Vulthurzeem in god mode.
The gods were nonetheless deterred however, for Nazeem had YET to solve the puzzle of the Aetherial Forge's molten magma pool, whose lethality was unspeakable, to say NOTHING of the Tonal Lock difficulty and the boilery within Fahlbtharz
Deep-In-His-Cups could sense that Vulthurzeem was coming for them and so dispatched Ysolda to avert this crisis by any means, as she was the only divine on Mundus. She sought to seduce Nazeem, however his dragon tusk was too big for her...
Since it was revealed that a complete sacrifice was not necessary, but rather just some blood, Ysolda went to the Forgotten Vale to get Auriel's Bow to use on simply her blood since she was a Daughter of Coldharbour.
Given that Vyrthur and Harkon sought to permantly close the portal, thus needing a sacrifice, whereas Ysolda only needed to seal it temporarily, it's clear that they couldn't come to an agreement. Ysolda now had to take on Vyrthur and Harkon's entire court.
He was successful in razing Castle Volkihar to the ground, killing both Ysolda and Serana in the process. But as Vulthurzeem looked up, it was too late as the two managed to complete the ritual and sealed the portal to Aetherius. But now there was a new problem...
With his fued between these Skyrim females increasing, Nazeem and his drivable Unicorn made a pact with Dumbledore, Gandalf, Sauron, Deep-In-His-Cups, and and the Last Dragonborn—the remnants of the old New Divines—to stop the Three, which they dubbed the Divine Trinity.
In addition, the Divines were disgusted at Nazeem for intermingling with Sheogorath. In retaliation, Serana fired an arrow with Auriel's bow all the way from Aetherius, directly at Nazeem's farm. When this arrow passed into mundus it was the size of a bus, destroying his property completely.
For the sake of her amusement, Ysolda used her powers to transport Nazeem into Cidhna Mine without any clothing, amidst the other 20 forsworn men in there. What happened next could only be described as...
As he spent a great deal of time as a transformer, he eventually returned to his normal form. However, his cells were now made of magnetic micro-nanobots, meaning that if he was ripped apart he could instantly reconstitute himself without effort.
As the borg army marched toward Aetherius, Ysolda stopped them in their tracks. Knowing they didn't have the strength to accept it, she showed them all the truth about the Aurbis, their existence, and the Godhead. Shortly after they all zero summed, John included. Nazeem survived however, and was banished back to Nirn.
And with Nazeem achieving CHIM, the Dragon break ended. The Divine Trinity became mortal, the Six New Divines were restored, and Nazeem once again became the Dragon of Blackreach. The big 3 of Silent Hill stood no chance against him.
This however did not stop a new "big 3" (Serana the vampiress, Aela the huntress and Frea the lioness) from challenging em. Things deteriorated even further when Dovahkiin brought in HIS own companions (Doubledore, Gandalf, Sauron, Deep-in-his-Cups and Vytryvyus) at which point a 3-way battle ensued.
At which point the dragonborn summoned Storm Call and they all ended up unceasingly chanting "Thunder and Lightning" by Imagine Dragons. A randomly conjured Storm Atronach observed from afar but made no attempt to stop them.
So he quickly found the One Bling and presented it to Non-Binary Transgender Liberal Pro-Lifer Feminist Hipster Millennial Gollum in order to form an alliance, since Non-Binary Transgender Liberal Pro-Lifer Feminist Hipster Millennial Gollum was left out of the summit at High Hrothgar.
And so ensued a battle of devastating proportions, as the undead Nazeems were all master Sword-Singers and Nazeem himself retained his Dragon form, and a master of the Thu'um. The battle was so epic it caused a direct tear through the Throat of the World.
Nazeem, along with the other Divines, decided to battle the horde of undead Nazeems to cleanse the Throat of the World, and decided that Non-Binary Transgender Liberal Pro-Lifer Feminist Hipster Millennial Gollum would be appointed as its new ruler
While Nazeem was attending the High Hrothgar nightclub a hired thug working for Mila Valentia laced his drink with what he believed to be poison but was actually sold to him by sheogorath disguised as a merchant and was just Aedra And Daedra blood, Thus turning nazeem into a god in his own right.
The five Greybeards (Paarthurnax included) were horrified at what was happening. So they combined their Thu'ums to form a completely new shout, that transported them, the entire mountain, the nine divines, and the millenial gollum into Jyggalag's orderrealm. Only one faction would come out of there alive.
So Nazeem used his newfound godly powers to fly far away from high hrothgar and reinstate The Peoples Republic of the Cloud district on Kanesh which he raised from the bottom of the ocean and instated a small group of Maormer Were-Thunderbugs as its inhabitants, and so with it the Nazeemian Pantheon was formed.
Sadly the Nazeem pantheon gained little traction, consisting of zero worshippers. In response, he had his Maomer Thunderbugs commence construction of a third Numidium (Dubbed Nazeemium) in the hopes to spread his Cloud District republic through force.
He then loaded Nazeemium with Deadly plagues from the distant land of Akavir and used them to chase the empire and the stormcloaks out of tamriel and conquer it for good, leaving them to flee into the open ocean and be destroyed by brutal storms he forced the psjic order to brew. He then filled Tamriel with his Were-Thunderbugs where they established the Nazeemian Dynasty.
The Divine Trinity (consisting of Ysolda, Olfina and Serana) decided to form a dynasty of their own, and due to the matriarchal nature of this dynasty, Non-Binary Transgender Feminist Pro-lifer Hipster Milennial Gollum was recruited into their circle as well
campaign (or, to be precise, rampage) of "no longer being able to use [the Trinity] to rule over Tamriel". Rendered essentially powerless, he resolved to seize the Óne Bling, deluded into believing Sauron's mantra, "One ring to rule them all; one ring to find them; one ring to bring them all; AND IN THE DARKNESS, BIND THEM!"
However, he wanted to combine it into Miraak's own pledge: "And when the world shall listen; and when the world shall see; and when the world remembers: THAT THE WORLD SHALL CEASE TO BE!"
Upon touching the Stone, it caused a large burst of energy that appeared to stop time. A few seconds later, the Divine Trinity appeared before Nazeem, and explained that he would be punished for his (failed) attempt to spread his pantheon by means of the Numidium. And so the three...
But Lightyear could not determine who exactly was 'smote' more being an indecisive character. Thus he used the Bifrost and the vibranium to make this decision. He had to venture into a Nordic ruin to do so and woke up a dragon priest, who told him, 'OK, I told you NEVER to wake me up when I'm...Who the HELL are you?!"
So Nazeem got mad that the Divine Trinity werent being fair and threw a hissy fit so angrily that he destroyed skyrim completely and was exiled to Ynslea where he was buried in a small cage 1 mile underground and guarded by HIGHLY alert pieces of meat covered in elven spices
Just as Nazeem was about to answer, Don't-Drop-The-Soap revealed himself to be Olfina in disguise, who decimated Nazeem's new toilet company with the flick of a wrist. She then returned to Aetherius, but not before she warned him that more destruction was to follow.
Being a mortal, the moment Don't-Drop-The-Soap laid eyes on Olfina, he was petrified by her divine beauty and turned to stone. To which she remarked "What's the matter, can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?"
The Night Mother did not answer his prayers, but rather sent Astrid to kidnap him in his sleep and take him to the abandoned shack. She explained the situation to Nazeem and he now had to kill one of three captives. Those captives being...
Nazeem then employed Dr. Madison Li's help to create a portal to the Skyrimverse. There he would steer the Prydwen directly into Skyrim, to not only destroy Falion, but attempt to conquer Skyrim for a second time.
There they explained to him that the individual that he porked from behind was not Madison, but in fact an avatar of Molag Bal. He was now in grave danger as the Daedra prince enjoyed that quick moment and desired it a second time.
This glorified Sanguine-Mephala even MORE than the Forsworn violating Nazeem. So the three Daedric masters had their captives perform 69. Hircine, also intending to contaminate Nazeem-Vex with his wolf offspring, decided to attend the show (since Molag was there)
Truth is Nazeem always desired the glories of Sovngarde during his time as a redguard, and now he could make that a reality. And so without question he charged the army of blue redguards with the intention of getting killed in combat...
"By order of da Jarl, HALT! Who goes there?!" he accosted Nazeem. ""No shade bee ye, as usually here passes, but living, ye dare incur da wrath of da Land of da Dead. Bie what right do ye request entry?!"
"Ye trezpazz here, my dear sir. Shor knows ye not. Perhaps before the end ye may well earn ze right to pass zis way. Your stupidity already binds ye to ye dark master. Welcome I never offer. But ye errand I will not hinder, if me wrath ye can wyfztand."