It's time for an exciting new season of Nazeem Legends!
Each new addition must be a continuation from the last one. You must wait for at least one other person to post before adding another piece to the story. Credits goes to Dark Jeto for original idea, and also HumbleDaedricServant, Ottoman Hold, Anbeegod for the continuation of the prequel, Anbeegod for the starting of the sequel, and Ottoman Hold, The Beautiful Princess Ashley, Master of the Night, GlowingSans, The Crusader of Truth, and The Cat Master for the continuation of the series.
Last season left off with: The Deathclaw Dragon Cazadore Nazeem spawn spread out over destroyed skyrim, the mojave, boston, anchorage and metro 2033
One of the greek midgets then tried flirting with Frea, expressing his interest in Nordic women in particular. He was then height-mogged by Nazeem, who then stole Frea from him and the two walked off, leaving the midget lonely and resentful.
While working on Morven Straud's Soul Husk plantation, Nazeem developed an imaginary friend out of sheer loneliness, and caught feelings for her. Even the Madgod never thought this degree of insanity possible...
Paaethubax therefore use Fus ro dah which was augmented by both Dragonborn Force and Force without Effort. The immensely powerful attack sent Nazeem hurtling off the Throat of the world and he fell to his death.
As an added bonus, he distintegrated when he hit the floor.
Nazeem then woke up in a graveyard with a strange man standing over him he said " Truth is, the game was rigged from the start and he woke on a wagon heading to helgan with a blonde haired nord commenting on this.
With this 'n-password' she used Charlie Hesketh's bionic arm and hacked into the Kingsman database.
This subsequently summoned a barrage of tomahawk cruise missiles that decimated the White House, Pentagon and Capitol Hill along with The MI6 headquarters, the MI5 main office and all the government organisations in the US, UK, Australia, Canada and New Zealand
All alone in that cave, Nazeem begins touching himself to release his sexual frustration. While doing so, Serana just so happens to walk in on him and begins laughing as he hurriedly tucks his cock away.
Jet Li interrupted them and sent Nazeem to a parallel dimension. In this universe he was cursed to forever stay on top of a pyramid and fight off unlimited amounts of xenomorphs. But he would be unable to self-destruct like the predators could.
As Nazeem sleeps peacefully, a shadowy, gaunt figure enters the room. Approaching the bed, the figure leans in and kisses Nazeem in the lips. Not long after, he feels the grip of five cold, long fingers wrap around his cock, which awakens the doomed redguard.
Desperately ill, Nazeem visited his general practitioner, Babette, for a possible treatment for his dysentery. But he had forgotten that she had placed a restraining order on him, after his earlier incident. So when he arrived at her house, she...
Nazeem: Before you do that, please hear me out. I would be lying if I said I didn't, at one point, have thoughts about doing sinful things with you. So, before you kill me. Could I perhaps maybe, hopefully... kiss you? You're so pretty.
Ireland suppressed against Nazeem, starting a war. As Nazeem was preparing for battle, he heard an Irish man singing Ring Of Fire, and another Irish man singing Country Roads. He looked up to see a plane who two faces painted on it. It was Call Me Kevin and RTGame, the Irish Kings of Youtube. A nuke dropped from the plane.
Nazeem found his french-toastie self at Whiterun once again, but since it was in ruins, he knew that he had to once again rebuild the Cloud District, using some of his maple skooma to generate money for it.
Just to spite him, Babette developed her own unique brand of Skooma, which contained traces of spider venom so that in addition to giving highs, it would also augment sexual prowess and vigor. Her brand gained traction very quickly and begun to outsell Nazeem's maple Skooma.
He would need to innovate and get creative if he wished to keep up...
Therefore he tried to ask Serana for help about rendering Babette's serum useless. The vampiress suggested removing the components that would cause whoever drank it to be unable to climax while they were engaged in sex, like what happened in season 26
For a second time, his testicles got contaminated with Sleeping tree sap and he would squirt this particular liquid when he experienced a climax.
Ysolda then told him she would use him as a source of perpetual tree sap. She offered him 150 gold for each orgasm he experienced. She also threatened to kill him if he gave the sap to any other traders