It's time for an exciting new season of Nazeem Legends!
Each new addition must be a continuation from the last one. You must wait for at least one other person to post before adding another piece to the story. Credits goes to Dark Jeto for original idea, and also HumbleDaedricServant, Ottoman Hold, Anbeegod for the continuation of the prequel, Anbeegod for the starting of the sequel, and Ottoman Hold, The Beautiful Princess Ashley, Master of the Night, GlowingSans, The Crusader of Truth, and The Cat Master for the continuation of the series.
Nazeem snuck out of his farm at night at 11PM, and visited Breezhome with the intention of secretly sleeping with Lydia. To his despair, when he rung the doorbell, Lydia did not answer, but instead the Dragonborn.
Then Lydia yielded to them, and asked them what business they had.
Warrior - You there. We are looking for someone in Whiterun, and will pay good money for information."
Lydia - Who are you looking for?
Warrior - "A woman -- a foreigner in these lands. Redguard, like us. She is likely not using her true name. We will pay for any information regarding her location. We are not welcome here in Whiterun, so we will be in Rorikstead if you learn anything."
Lydia - Why are you looking for this person?
Warrior - "It's none of your concern. All you need to know is that we're paying for information. If that doesn't interest you, feel free to walk away."
This is what they told me...The lady they seek is a noble of House Suda in Hammerfell. These men are assassins in the employ of the Aldmeri Dominion. They wish to exchange her blood for gold. And she needs us to root them out and drive them away before they find her and drag her back to Hammerfell for an execution."
Ahlam: Well I'm not a noble, that much is true. I'm just a farmer with a husband who's never home, because he's apparently out running errands all the time. Say, you wouldn't happen to have met my Nazeem before, have you?
and the housecarl did so. Then she was, like what happened in season 25, faced with a dilemma.
The Alkir told her to find and bring Saadia to her, so the Redguard could be taken to the courts due to the Hammerfell treachery that everybody summarily blamed her with. Saadia however, told him that Kematu is an assassin, and wants to kill her so he can inherit the inn.
She's coming with ME to stand trial for the treachery bullshit.
Kematu - and how do we know that YOU will be fair?
Nazeem - well how do we know that YOU are telling the truth? I've played this g**damn game a GAZILLION times, and it's IMPOSSIBLE to determine who's the real liar! And anyway, her urn is in the HoTD, if you cart her off to Oblivion!
He didn't mind this however, as he was still living with his parents and didn't need an income. But the people of Solitude were concerned about the fact that Elisif's court was employing children as fashion models.
As per his instruction, Elisif visited Nazeem at his new house, bringing along a particularly striking blonde female, clad in steel armor.
Elisif the Fair: Hi Nazeem, amidst all the paperwork it took to purchase the house, I neglected to introduce you to your new housecarl. This is Jordis. She'll be looking after you from now on. Now I must return to the palace. Stay safe you two.
Little Nazeem soon awoken from this wet dream/sexual fantasy, at roughly 10 in the evening. He was alone in his bed on the top floor of Proudspire Manor, whilst Jordis was fast asleep in a bedroll in the basement.
As she was more beautiful than even the three chicks, he was far too shy to tell her how he feels about her. Leaving him no choice but to just touch himself.
Although they quickly became friends, every time little zeem made a sexual advance toward her, she'd always turn it down. Eventually, he tried reaching to touch her breast, to which she pushed his hand away.
Nazeem: I AM YOUR THANE! And I have certain needs, you must obey me!!
To make things worse, Jordis was eventually reassigned to serve as a commanding officer for the Imperial Legion. Additionally, little Zeem's boring wife, Ahlam decided to move in with him into Proudspire Manor.
Little Zeem now finally had his chance, after being rejected by her countless times. After inserting it into her, he's instantly overwhelmed by a flood of endorphins, never having felt anything like this before.
Nazeem: Oh fuck me, it feels so good. I can't... Argh!
But Jordis denies him the chance to cum inside her, and she kicks him in the face.
But Sheogorath said that the action must keep going, and thus granted young zeem an even bigger cock.
Upon sticking it in her bottom, Jordis was so infuriated she shook off the two daedra restraining her. She then picked up little zeem, and threw him directly at the madgod on his throne. She then fled the palace, claiming...
The emperor will hear of this shit. You'll all be dead come the end of this month!
Jyggalag held an auction. The bidders included Meridia, Molag Bal, Mephala, Sanguine, and Clavicus Vile.
Meridia won the auction and used it to blackmail Nazeem. She explained that if he continues to harrass Jordis, she'll release the sex tapes to all of Tamriel. Terrified, Nazeem declared henceforth, he shall never bother beautiful Jordis ever again.
But this caused him to develop a raging lust to find a chick with the perfect organ to fuck. And this time, he had been cursed to only like a girl who had FLAWLESS looks. In other words, simply orgasming would NEVER cheer him up.
The only other girl he could think of, who exhibited such perfect qualities was Lydia. But she was in Aetherius with the other two, so she was out of the question.
Jordis was the only other girl in Tamriel. Zeem once again found himself in the pick up art community, wherein they taught him that behaving like an alpha male is what attracts women. They couldn't be more mistaken...
With the cameras prepped and ready, Jordis soon got to work. The combination of her perfume, and the jarrin root venom, little zeem's cock was already swollen and dripping with precum.
She squeezed his cock in between her tits and began to rub and stimulate it. In a mere 15 seconds, he shouted "By the... GODS!!", as he projectiled his white slosh on both her face, and the palace ceiling. He fell back on the floor, permanently cross-eyed, and a drooping tongue.
Wanting to have some fun themselves, the two ended up visiting Boethiath's altar and bound the priest to the object using dark magic. They then stripped him off with a sexual spell, and proclaimed "Come, let us take a dick-pic!" (or in the case of the Dragonborn, a vag-pic, for this was a female charaacter)
So they removed their clothes and started taking selfies. But then Boethiath was horrified at this sacrifice, which she did NOT in any case sanction, and exposed the Nazeem and the Dovahkiin to spontaneous combustion.
Then, Sheogarath spoke to Logrolf, and told him to bring the smart-phone containing their naked images back to the porn department
Molag Bal took an interest in this, and visited the porn studio in a female form.
Sporting long black hair, glowing green eyes and large tits, the lord of domination sought to claim Logrolf's submission through repeated sexual violation, rather than using his Mace. The first thing Molag did to the priest was...
After, Molag began stroking Logrolf's cock with both hands while licking the tip. In addition, she used her tail to pleasure his butt. He started convulsing, shouting "It's too much!! Please, STAHP!!!"
Similar to what he did with Bilgemuck, he tried to distract her with a piece of human flesh, which he threw on the ground near her.
As she got down on all fours to munch on it, he quickly snuck up behind her pulled her pants down. But once he inserted it inside her, she quickly turned around and tried to bite him again, prompting him to retreat.
That asset being his fine clothes, worth two thousand septims.
The wild vampire broke free of it's chains and proceeded to chase lil Zeem around the front yard of the palace. The whole court and even the daedra town guards were all laughing hysterically as zeem shouted... "Oh god. This was a bad idea!"
Because they've been faithful to the All-Maker up until this point, he granted them permission to engage in hedonistic pleasures, but only for 24 hours. After which, such actions would again be forbidden.
As Zeem was on top of Elisif humping her like a dog, she muttered in her sleep "Yes... right there, Jordis", causing Zeem to giggle. After a few good moments with the queen, he moved over to Jordis and spent another two minutes pounding her pussy.
Feeling the build up, clutching the bed sheets, he experienced his most intense orgasm to date and released all of his essence inside her. He then scrambled back to his shelter and called it a night.
Aroused, he drags her back into Proudspire Manor. Queen Elisif and Jordis holds Babette's legs open while Zeem sticks it inside her. "Mm, you like that, you dirty little minx. I'm gonna fuck the vampirism out of your soul."
This livestream became the most viewed one to date, with almost a 400% spike in total people watching compared to previous porn streams.
Following the success of this stream, a good number of men in Skyrim developed a fetish for vampire women. Consequently, many raids began to occur on vampire lairs and caves, with horny men looking for female vampires to fuck.
Interestingly, a few of the staff members at the College of Winterhold were among those who had developed a fetish for vampires.
With Zeem's help, Arniel Gane, and Drevis Neloren had learned about Serana's situation. Thus they performed a ritual wherein they successfully transferred her from Aetherius, directly into the Atronach Forge.
Little did the two mages know that they have bitten off more than they could chew. Having been stuck in Aetherius for what felt like millenia, Serana had been lonely and horny for time immemorial.
As she stepped off the forge, she immediately tackled the two to the ground with a pussy that was soaking wet. Drevis and Arniel could only cry as she raped them with incredible ferocity and determination.
After he administered her with a small dose, she passed out on her bed. Zeem took off her pants and went deep inside her. Because her pussy was so soft and wet, Zeem was moaning excessively as he had his way with her.
Once again, Storn knocked on the door to ask what's making all that ruckus. But the boy was too enthralled to pay attention to his surroundings.
But that was when Hermaeus Mora decided to send Storn into an early retirement. As the old shaman stood in the living room of Frea's hut, the Daedra Lord summoned a mass of writhing tentacles and impaled him, much like in the quest The Gardener of Men.
With her father slain, Zeem continued to mate with his daughter, and busted a big, juicy load into her tight, warm vag.
But Nazeem, who now happened to be possessed by the daedric lord of craziness himself, suggested that rather than record people when they were engaged in coitus, they could instead chain the pregnant mothers to a table in a lying position, and allow the cameras to film the birth.
He reasoned that this would cause the general populace to be aroused even more than a standard sex video, given the amount of blood, gore and general violence that would inevitably result.
He also recommended having a short "demo" for those interested, after which they would need to pay more for an extra-hardcore birth video, where the recording was even more graphic and traumatic than the previous tier.
But Zeem knew that the real demand was with female vampire porn.
So he did a pov with Serana, and sodomized her. Additionally, he used extra mics so it became an ASMR shoot, and the excellent audio made it extremely sensual, as each butt slap could be heard in high definition.
Terrifyingly, about a week after that stream, the Dawnguard's ranks had nearly tripled in size. Most of them were comprised of vampire fetishists who were capturing female vampires from their caves, and bringing them back to Fort Dawnguard to be sexually violated.
Serana was then burdened with the guilt that she was responsible for creating this sort of sexual vampire fantasy.
The trickster Daedra, Clavicus Vile, noticed Zeem's predicament and offered him a deal.
Zeem could have the love and affection of any women he desires, IF he hands over all of his financial assets and properties. The daedra lord emphasised that he can only have one or the other, and he cannot have it both ways.
He therefore longed to invest in properties again.
But he was at a loss as to how to punish the tenants, and stop future residents from wrecking their accomodations. Azura suggested a solution that sparked significant controversy, to the point that ALL the news reporters in Skyrim were soon taking to their shows to argue about whether or not this should be allowed.
The Queen told him that the solution involved having a porn collection, and that he would need to broadcast it on the TV sets in each house, to minimise the chances that whomsoever lived in the houses would ruin the place.
But Nazeem soon realised showing such films would demand an ungodly amount of money...
"...Get out of here?...This is not, I daresay, the Solitude Botanical Gardens!... Have you any idea where you are? Where you truly are? Welcome to the deceptively verdant mind of Emperor Pelagius III. That's right! You're in the head of a dead, homicidally insane monarch. Now, I know what you're thinking. Can I still rely on my swords and spells and stealth and shit? Oh, yes. At least in theory. Or...you could...screw him until kingdom comes. Yes?
The morning sun soon graced the highlands of Cyrodiil.
After having some breakfast down at the tavern, Zeem and Jordis conversed and came to the agreement that they should just forget about visiting the Imperial City studio, and just return home. So thus they set forth for Skyrim on horseback, bidding Cyrodiil farewell.
The two soon awoke in the Imperial City studio. They were on set with the cameras already rolling. The set appeared to be a replica of a hospital ward, with Jordis dressed in a skimpy nurse uniform and Zeem in a patient gown.
Zeem was instructed to breed Jordis in the missionary position, and cum on her face to finish off. But his lack of inhibition eventually led him to deviate from the script. He begins to screw her, whilst holding onto both her tits for support.
Nazeem: Oh god, I can feel it coming. Jordis, I can't... control myself. I'm about to blow.
The madgod also made Zeem an offer. There had been a recent spike in demand for human-beast porn, and that if he were to engage in just one shoot, the pay off would be more than enough to buy Jordis' g string.
The film involved Zeem making love to... a female Baliwog.
Similar to what happens to Thadon during the Ritual of Mania, Sheogorath invited Zeem to have dinner at the palace. There, the madgod administered three doses of spider venom. One in his main meal, beverage, and dessert.
Now in a hyper horny state, Sheogorath gave Zeem a tip off about Jordis' current whereabouts. The blonde housecarl was, at present, renting a room at The Choosy Beggar. ThE madgod told him to go for it, and breed her like he never has before.
Infuriated, she grabs Mehrune's Razor and takes off his dick in a slice. And because the Insta kill effect happened to be active, he was slain on the spot, without the chance to die from excessive blood loss
She deepthroats Nazeem and swallows all 8 inches of him. He cums quicker than ever before, at a record of merely 13 seconds. He blasts so much sap down her throat, she almost chokes on it, and a lot of it spills out of her nostrils.
After feeling a wet presence gracing her pussy, she sprung up and grabbed Zeem. "Let me show you how it's done." She squeezed and massaged both his testicles.
Like before, she felatiated him and made him orgasm very quickly. But even after he came, she continued stimulating his balls, forcing every last drop of sap into her mouth. With his testes completely drained of life, his sex drive diminished indefinitely.
Jordis the Sword-Maiden: Kill me, and you'll have NO ONE. Whereas most girls would reject you and tell you off, I actually let you touch me and have sex with me. So go ahead. You'll be an even bigger loner when I'm gone.
But the three girls complained that they were having far too much sex with Nazeem. So Jordis went behind Nazeem's back, and taught the girls the secret fellatio technique that'll drain Zeem's ball completely, and thus his libidio.