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  • Well, the heart of Lorkhan was tossed into Tamriel, correct? But, nothing mentions what happens to the other body parts. Well, Nirn has two moons... So Masser and Secunda are Lorkhan's butt! So the khajit worship BUTTS! I will never be able to play my khajit assassin again...

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    • "The Moons were and are the two halves of Lorkhan's 'flesh-divinity'. Like the rest of the Gods, Lorkhan was a plane(t) that participated in the Great Construction... except where the Eight lent portions of their heavenly bodies to create the mortal plane(t), Lorkhan's was cracked asunder and his divine spark fell to Nirn as a shooting star "to impregnate it with the measure of its existence and a reasonable amount of selfishness."

      So he moons are each half of his body acording to The Lunar Lorkhan book, his butt is funnier though...

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    • How old are you? 

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    • Khajiit is not amused...

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    • What can't the moons be his titties?

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    • Khajiit fools,worship moons!The true divines are the 9,Including Talos,don't tell Thalmor!

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    • Legatus Cassius Pompeius of Cyrodiil wrote:

      Khajiit fools,worship moons!The true divines are the 9,Including Talos,don't tell Thalmor!



      for me, the divines are 3: mephala, boethiah and azura

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    • 187.107.222.168 wrote:

      Legatus Cassius Pompeius of Cyrodiil wrote:

      Khajiit fools,worship moons!The true divines are the 9,Including Talos,don't tell Thalmor!


      for me, the divines are 3: mephala, boethiah and azura

      SILENCE,you fool!

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    • If the moons are Lorkhan's titties, then they are of different sizes 0_o

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    • Wait could Nirn be Lorkhan? And the moons just be pieces that were seperated from his body when Trinimac struck him down?

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    • 24.144.191.20 wrote:
       Nirn has two moons... So Masser and Secunda are Lorkhan's butt!

      They don't call it being mooned for nothing....

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    • I still think Nirn is the majority of Lorkhan's body. It would make his role make way more sense.

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    • Legatus Cassius Pompeius of Cyrodiil wrote:
      Khajiit fools,worship moons!The true divines are the 9,Including Talos,don't tell Thalmor!

      Thalmor knows, and also knows, they can eliminate Talos, by destroying his worship.

      New action: Remove Talos!

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    • Legatus Cassius Pompeius of Cyrodiil wrote:
      Khajiit fools,worship moons!The true divines are the 9,Including Talos,don't tell Thalmor!

      Oh Man i dont think the thalmor will know ;)

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    • 187.107.222.168 wrote:

      Legatus Cassius Pompeius of Cyrodiil wrote:

      Khajiit fools,worship moons!The true divines are the 9,Including Talos,don't tell Thalmor!


      for me, the divines are 3: mephala, boethiah and azura
      

      For me the only ones I worship are Lord Molag Bal, Lord Boethiah and Lord Sithis

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    • 70.82.249.32 wrote:
      If the moons are Lorkhan's titties, then they are of different sizes 0_o

      Well, human breasts are normally one slightly larger than the other. How is that any different from the moons being his butt cheeks, though? :P

      Damn do I wish I was as educated as everyone else on the game's lore. I don't know what to think of the gods... All I've experienced of the divines that I can recall is helping Meridia with her temple and Sheogorath with Pelagius' Mind. Imo Meridia's pretty chill for not giving a damn if I don't follow her religion. But I'm still not sure what Sheogorath was doing with Pelagius. Was he trying to free his ghost from the mortal realm and send him to Sovngarde or what?

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