I named my crossbow with fire damage enchantment the "Armor-Piercing Crossbow of Satan"
Likewise, I have a glass sword named "Peregrine Sword of Hellfire" ( guess which enchantment :/ )
I also gave Valdimar a mace called "Elven Mace of Santa" just as a joke. There's also my armor pieces, which are all named after fonts (Zapf Dingbats, Comic Sans, Papyrus, Hobo, Wingdings, Goudy Stout, etc.) I have a lot of those distributed amongst myself and my followers.
I have a ridiculous number of enchanted items (if you get a black soul gem every 2 minutes...)
I have the unimaginatively named infinity curiass, infinity gloves, infinity boots etc which is just a set of ebony armor with stupidly insane enchantments. Don't ask what enchantments are, trust me, you don't want to know.
A fork with absorb health called the consumer, another one with absorb stamina called gluttony.
A daedric sword with shock and flames called the dragonstorm (don't ask why either)
A daedric dagger with lifeleech and fiery soul trap called devourer
An ebony sword with chaos and lifeleech called mortal coil
over 100 pieces of random gear with really random names that don't make sense, cause I dunno what to do with the black soul gems. If they had trading between players, I'd buy anything with a good name.
For my weapons I name them after me, a daedric sword I will name Anubis Sword. However enchanted gear like necklaces I will name them Godly haggling necklace. Or Godly magicka ring. My armor I name Anubis shield, helmet etc.
I didn't feel like naming anything on my Dunmer; and on my Argonian I only named my Dragon Bow and War Axes so that they'd be together on the favorite list(so I can switch between them easier). But for my Khajiit, there will be 2 named sets of armor and a few bows. The names will be named using Dragon Tongue.
The first set of a Stalhrim Bow, full Nordic Carved Armor and a Silver Sapphire Amulet, will all be named as "___ of Iizsivaas". So Bow of Iizsivaas, Armor of Iizsivaas, ect. The Bow will be enchanted with Frost Damage and Absorb Stamina. The Helm: Waterbreathing and Fortify Archery. The Armor: Fortify Destruction and Fortify Stamina Regen. The Guantlets("Grip of Iizsivaas"): Fortify Unarmed and Fortify Carry Weight. The Boots: Muffle and Resist Magic. The Amulet: Fortify Archery and Fortify Stamina Regen.
The 2nd set will be made up of Ahzidal's Helm, Amulet of Talos, Dragon: Dagger, Armor, Gauntlets and Boots. The Dragon items will be named "___ of Sivaasnir": like Grip of Sivaasnir, Dagger of Sivaasnir, ect. The Dagger will be enchanted with Paralyze and Soul Trap. The Armor: Fortify Illusion and Health Regen. Gauntlets: Fortify Carry Weight And Fortify Archery. Boots: Muffle and Resist Magic.
Last 2: A Dragon Bow called Bow of Yoldulass, with Fiery Soul Trap and Absorb Health & an Enhanced Dwarven Xbow called Dragon Slayer, with Shock Damage and Damage Magicka.
I just make up epic stuff. Sometimes i reference other media. Like once i enchanted a piece of ebony armor and named it "Wrightsbane", an other greatsword i named "Blade of Olympus" and some crossbow i called "Baha's Rage". The list goes on, through "Call of Valor", "Fists of Ares", "The Wall" and "Wenches' Kiss".
I have a wooden sword with fire damage called "Paradox". Also, because of my alliteration affinity, I have a paralysis fork called "Freezeframe Fork". My Soul Trap Ebony Sword and Dagger are "Alduin's Fang" and "Alduin's Claw".
Because I had plenty of Grand Souls to spare (that happens when you carry around 4 Black Soul Gems and the Black Star on you at all times), I enchanted my pickaxe to create the Plus One Pickaxe of Pointlessness! (Paralyze enchant, just for that bonus bit of alliteration.) Well, to be more precise, +1, not Plus One, because it wouldn't fit.
I also have Sithis's Wrath (ebony bow) and Sithis's Fury (ebony dagger) that I obtained partway through Dark Brotherhood quests and have kept pretty much ever since that.
All my rings/amulets are called Cool Guy's Ring of (insert enchantment here), which is probably going to fuck up once I get Extra Effect.
My thieves guild guy fights with twin daggers, one does frost damage and the other does fire damage, they are named Firefang and Frosttooth.
Whenever I enchant something I always name it with a z- prefix so they show up as a group in my inventory, which lists things alphabetically. Makes merchant/inventory screens more managable because it lumps my stuff together, on the bottom. Example:
It also improves the Favorites menu (d-pad on console) because any weapons/armor I want quick access to are listed together at the bottom, while the more-often used spells remain at the top of the list.
A full set of Dragonplate Armor, with each piece being renamed to "Dragonborn [Armor Piece", along with a Dragonborn Necklace and Ring so they're together. A bit unimaginitive, but it was the last set of armor I planned to wear until I decided to train my Light Armor for Stalhrim
I gave my Pickaxe the best shock enchanment I could and named it, "Pickaxe of Shocking Revelations"
My Woodcutter's Axe, "Mr. Freeze's Splitter," has a frost enchantment, and a tendency to make me use terrible ice puns.
The Daedric Bow I use for Soul Trapping is simply named Soulbane.
In a past game, I also had a stamina draining Pickaxe called "The Pickaxe of Wooziness".
I really like some of the previous ideas listed above...
But, just a couple ideas i have exploited in the past are:
. Sunburst: A steel crossbow that does a LOT of fire damage...
. Revenge of the Akavir- A blades sword With firey soul trap and extra fire damage...
. The Green Meanie- A glass sword of damage 195 points of stamina damage and paralyzes the target for 120 sec...
. Night Fang- Another Blades sword, but with 450 points of absorb health and the silent moon senchnt with 675 points of fire damage... I don't have the arcane blacksmithing perk tho, therfore it only hs a physical damage of 33 and is useless against thoe who resist enchantments... Especially ash spawn..
. Wrath of the Dawnguard: A Dawnguard warhammer that had a fear enchantment that affects enemies up to level 96, and Has a soul trap enchant for about 32 seconds, so Serana doesn't kill steal those grand soul enemies... But, with enchantments as powerful, they are depleated in one use, like Keening... SO you need to enchant armor with fortify destruction...
Lunar Forrged weapons can be located in Silent Moons Camp which is a Nordic (Barrow or Crypt maybe) just north of Bleakwind Basin East of Dustmans Cairn. once you kill the bandits they are found around the forge and inside the buildings.
I also have a Dragonbone Sword with frost damage and absorb stamina called Tired and Slow (perfect for enemies using a sword) along with a Dragonbone Sword with Absorb Health and Fiery Soul Trap (perfect for archers)
22.214.171.124 wrote: I also have a Dragonbone Sword with frost damage and absorb stamina called Tired and Slow (perfect for enemies using a sword) along with a Dragonbone Sword with Absorb Health and Fiery Soul Trap (perfect for archers)