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Retired Staff
"Training? Goodness me, I'm retired! I'm afraid combat doesn't interest me any more."Pranal

This user is a retired staff member on TESWiki. After serving their time protecting the wiki from trouble and guiding newer members, Balagog gro-Nolob has since stepped down from their former role and is hoping the Dark Brotherhood doesn't come after them during their retirement. You can message them on their talk page here if you need something, though they may not respond.

Welcome[edit | edit source]

Welcome to the talk page of the mighty Gourmet, Balagog gro-Nolob, I am a Patroller here and an Administrator on Dark Souls Wiki.

Background[edit | edit source]

I am a chef, but am better known as The Gourmet, best chef in all ofTamriel. I have travelled all around Tamriel and during my travels I became a member of the Mages Guild in Cyrodiil. I have cooked for all the most important people in Tamriel, I am even scheduled to cook for Emperor Titus Mede II.

If you are not a member of the Dark Brotherhood, come visit me in the Nightgate Inn in Skyrim, I will be staying here while I wait to cook for Titus Mede II in Solitude. If you are a member of the Dark Brotherhood I will smash you in the face with Volendrung, the Hammer of Might.

How did I acquire Volendrung? The mighty Daedric Prince Malacath bestowed it upon me when I cooked him the most glorious dish in all of Mundus.

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Male Symbol.png This user is male.
Grammar Nazi.png This TESWikian is a Grammar Nazi.
MagesGuildLogo2.jpg This TESWikian is a member of the Mages Guild.
PS3 logo.png This TESWikian plays on the PlayStation 3.
MAGINVFireballArt.png This TESWikian is a Mage.
TESOblivionIcon.png This TESWikian is an expert on Oblivion.
Skyrim.png This TESWikian is an expert on Skyrim.
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This TESWikian is a fan of Malacath.

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