- 00:00:58: StormKat2035: It said: "In appearance, the Dwemer were believed to be sized similarly to the average elf or human, though occasionally likened to large children with beards." [12] What is the truth to that statement?
- 00:05:01: KINMUNE: Hello there, Velstadt'sChampion03!
- 00:06:02: KINMUNE: Hello there, Toksic7!
- 00:07:30: Velstadt'sChampion03: Kinmune is alive finally.
- 00:12:19: Toksic7: I have a question
- 00:12:28: DarkVaultBoy: yes?
- 00:12:54: Velstadt'sChampion03: Is it a dick joke?
- 00:13:31: DarkVaultBoy: a dick joke isn't a question
- 00:13:58: Velstadt'sChampion03: a Dick Joke can be hidden inside of a question.
- 00:14:00: DarkVaultBoy: azura, why is your userpage on your talkpage?
- 00:14:06: Toksic7: If you become a vampire lord before you go into the soul place in the dawngard dlc then cure the vampireism can you get the vampire lord ability back?
- 00:14:36: DarkVaultBoy: um
- 00:14:40: DarkVaultBoy: don't think so
- 00:14:45: Velstadt'sChampion03: Umm..No, and i don't know Dark.
- 00:14:47: DarkVaultBoy: serena may be able to give it
- 00:15:22: Toksic7: OK thank you
- 00:32:55: The Aspect Of Akatosh: .
- 00:33:14: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Holly shit. That lag.
- 00:33:37: The Aspect Of Akatosh: I didn't see messages for a hour because of lurking. Xd
- 01:18:07: The Aspect Of Akatosh: .
- 01:54:14: JustAnotherFurry: I hope there'll be a mod that allows you to kill children
- 01:55:52: JustAnotherFurry: I can turn the Honorhall Orphanage into the Honorhall Cemetery
- 01:56:09: JustAnotherFurry: (crazy)
- 01:56:13: JustAnotherFurry: Aww
- 02:32:29: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Well.
- 02:32:31: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Chat is dead
- 02:32:42: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Guess I'm going to sleep.
- 02:32:47: The Aspect Of Akatosh: o/
- 02:55:23: The Crusader of Truth: o/
- 03:03:35: KINMUNE: Hello there, YulFusKrad!
- 03:03:45: YulFusKrad: Yo
- 03:03:54: YulFusKrad: crus u know what is funny
- 03:05:06: YulFusKrad: Crusader
- 03:05:10: SnowFiary: oh sheit
- 03:05:12: SnowFiary: i still had this open
- 03:05:20: YulFusKrad: snow
- 03:05:26: SnowFiary: sup
- 03:05:27: YulFusKrad: imagine a lesbian dovahkiin
- 03:05:38: SnowFiary: you mean my MC on skyrim?
- 03:05:52: SnowFiary: shes a lesbian werewolf married to a lesbian werewolf :D
- 03:05:58: YulFusKrad: lol amazing
- 03:06:05: SnowFiary: she loves the fur
- 03:06:09: SnowFiary: btw second kinmune
- 03:06:12: YulFusKrad: lol fur :3
- 03:06:16: SnowFiary: put FAKE as your ping
- 03:06:18: SnowFiary: cause thats what you are
- 03:06:26: The Crusader of Truth: Snow be nice xD
- 03:06:41: YulFusKrad: snow now imagine a gay femenine dovahkiin man
- 03:06:49: SnowFiary: i made one of those before
- 03:06:53: SnowFiary: i marreid a dark elf
- 03:06:53: SnowFiary: lol
- 03:06:57: YulFusKrad: lol
- 03:06:57: The Crusader of Truth: >gay femenine dovahkiin man
- 03:07:17: The Crusader of Truth: This sounds like it's going to be hawt (Y)
- 03:07:27: YulFusKrad: ^is a gay femenine dovahkiin man
- 03:07:36: The Crusader of Truth: U wot m8
- 03:07:39: YulFusKrad: XD
- 03:07:39: SnowFiary: who are you talking to?
- 03:07:45: YulFusKrad: crus
- 03:07:50: SnowFiary: who?
- 03:08:19: SnowFiary: hey Furry
- 03:08:22: The Crusader of Truth: o/
- 03:08:22: YulFusKrad: crusader is a femenine dovahkiin thats gay XD
- 03:08:27: SnowFiary: whos crus
- 03:08:31: SnowFiary: i dont know who that is
- 03:08:37: JustAnotherFurry: What's the best way to fall asleep
- 03:08:52: SnowFiary: come over to my house and let me hit your chin
- 03:08:54: SnowFiary: that or ruffes
- 03:08:57: SnowFiary: or however you spell it
- 03:09:01: YulFusKrad: always fun tease Crusader
- 03:09:18: The Crusader of Truth: Yul imma kill you in your sleep m8
- 03:09:32: YulFusKrad: :3 ill wait with a dragon priest dagger
- 03:10:00: SnowFiary: why does a blan space keep coming up ?
- 03:10:03: YulFusKrad: XD always fun messing with ya
- 03:10:08: The Crusader of Truth: You're the reason why I'm suicidal (Y)
- 03:10:23: JustAnotherFurry: "blan space"
- 03:10:26: YulFusKrad: i bet u married farkas
- 03:10:50: SnowFiary: i used farkas
- 03:10:51: The Crusader of Truth: Say dat again [[Snow| ]]
- 03:10:54: SnowFiary: as a two-handed bitch
- 03:10:59: SnowFiary: he trained me when i leveled up
- 03:11:05: YulFusKrad: i did same
- 03:11:09: YulFusKrad: he was a slave
- 03:11:16: SnowFiary: i used all followerer trainers that way
- 03:11:20: The Crusader of Truth: Y u marry him tho [[Snow| ]]
- 03:11:20: YulFusKrad: same with his bro
- 03:11:20: SnowFiary: exepct alea she was my love
- 03:11:24: JustAnotherFurry: I wanna murder the children
- 03:11:25: SnowFiary: ill be in Dark souls chat
- 03:11:35: YulFusKrad: come on crusader him being kidnapped
- 03:11:45: YulFusKrad: this big bulky guy kidnapped by a woman
- 03:11:52: JustAnotherFurry: Yay Snow's gone :D
- 03:11:57: YulFusKrad: think abt that
- 03:12:17: YulFusKrad: furry
- 03:12:24: YulFusKrad: which kind of furry do u like
- 03:12:30: YulFusKrad: foxy or chica
- 03:12:55: YulFusKrad: i so wish i cna put photos of what i meant by that
- 03:13:01: The Crusader of Truth: ...What Snow didn't realize is that it blocked my posts a while back
- 03:13:07: The Crusader of Truth: Guessing they forgot I exist
- 03:13:18: YulFusKrad: crusader
- 03:13:28: YulFusKrad: can you imagine farkas being kidnapped by a woman
- 03:13:29: The Crusader of Truth: Which I don't mind since every time Snow saw me post they insulted me
- 03:13:32: The Crusader of Truth: No
- 03:13:50: YulFusKrad: marry him and put hearthfire on
- 03:13:58: YulFusKrad: it will happen
- 03:14:34: The Crusader of Truth: lel I see what happened now
- 03:17:17: KINMUNE: Hello there, Gunrilla!
- 03:17:27: The Crusader of Truth: o/
- 03:17:31: Gunrilla: Hello.
- 03:19:41: YulFusKrad: i might make a lesbian vampire married to a werewolf
- 03:25:41: YulFusKrad: oh f only snow was here
- 03:25:45: YulFusKrad: if*
- 03:37:38: KINMUNE: Hello there, RenzXVI!
- 03:37:41: The Crusader of Truth: o/
- 03:37:44: YulFusKrad: renz
- 03:37:56: YulFusKrad: can you imagine the most hated race besides elves
- 03:38:24: YulFusKrad: or anyone could
- 03:38:46: YulFusKrad: my vision of a hated race gettin most respect is khajeet female
- 03:39:13: YulFusKrad: cause one its a female and females are treated lesser and two its a druggy race
- 03:40:53: RenzXVI: The Crusader of Truth, is there a reason why a comma should be included in an emphasized word?
- 03:41:35: YulFusKrad: renz
- 03:41:42: YulFusKrad: what race do u think is most hated by nords
- 03:41:49: YulFusKrad: mine is khajeet female
- 03:41:51: RenzXVI: If I said: Your internet is so "awesome", it barely works. should the comma be inside the quotes?
- 03:42:02: RenzXVI: Khajiit.
- 03:42:08: The Crusader of Truth: Yes
- 03:42:17: YulFusKrad: i always get it mixed up
- 03:42:27: RenzXVI: Are you saying Yes to me?
- 03:42:44: YulFusKrad: renz
- 03:42:55: The Crusader of Truth: Yes
- 03:42:57: The Crusader of Truth: "The most common question people ask about quotation marks is whether periods and commas go inside or outside, and the answer depends on where your audience lives because in American English we always put periods and commas inside quotation marks"
- 03:43:19: The Crusader of Truth: ^Atv told Bron&Me to go by that once
- 03:43:28: YulFusKrad: the dragon priest i basse myself off by personality is a khajiit male who id a dragon priest with a unique shout
- 03:43:54: YulFusKrad: is*
- 03:44:25: RenzXVI: THat doesn't make sense, commas are used to separate sentences. The quotation is just supposed to put stress on words, why would the comma be needed to put in it?
- 03:44:48: The Crusader of Truth: Dont ask me
- 03:45:10: RenzXVI: That is actually the first time I've seen that done and first time I heard of that rule.
- 03:45:12: The Crusader of Truth: Thats how I was told to do it, and how I was taught to do it in school
- 03:45:28: RenzXVI: It was taught in school? What?
- 03:45:34: YulFusKrad: i wasnt taught that
- 03:45:40: The Crusader of Truth: I was
- 03:46:22: The Crusader of Truth: They didnt care too much though, since it can work either way
- 03:47:08: YulFusKrad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_miGclPFGs
- 03:48:33: The Crusader of Truth: Anyway ping me if I'm needing, going afk o/
- 03:48:34: RenzXVI: You did care so much, you changed a comma in an edit and nothing else..
- 03:49:14: The Crusader of Truth: /they/
- 03:51:19: RenzXVI: Oh. XD
- 03:56:36: KINMUNE: Hello there, Qahnaarin1997!
- 03:57:10: Qahnaarin1997: /me hugs KINMUNE
- 03:57:13: KINMUNE: Zii-los Dii Du!
- 04:15:42: Velstadt'sChampion03: Um..Hi?
- 04:29:56: Qahnaarin1997: o/
- 04:30:00: DarkVaultBoy: o/
- 04:35:03: RenzXVI: The Crusader of Truth: http://pastebin.com/12EX1NzH
- 04:36:05: The Crusader of Truth: You're still bothering me over the , thing?
- 04:36:19: The Crusader of Truth: If it's bothering you that bad just ask Atv about it
- 04:36:37: RenzXVI: Ok then. XD
- 04:48:10: The Crusader of Truth: Do me a favor and instead ask them if its "supercede" or "supersede"
- 04:50:09: RenzXVI: http://i.imgur.com/IoDKBwh.png
- 04:51:50: The Crusader of Truth: Thanks
- 04:55:10: KINMUNE: Hello there, Pixibelle345!
- 04:55:16: RenzXVI: Hi
- 04:57:53: Qahnaarin1997: o/
- 05:00:12: KINMUNE: Hello there, TheGovernor0664!
- 05:00:16: RenzXVI: Hi
- 05:00:58: Pixibelle345: Who shall i join the stormcloaks or the imperials
- 05:01:18: RenzXVI: What is your basis in deciding?
- 05:01:58: Pixibelle345: RenzXVI answer my question stormcloaks or imperials
- 05:02:09: Qahnaarin1997: o/
- 05:02:19: Qahnaarin1997: Oh
- 05:02:28: Qahnaarin1997: I thought he joined xD
- 05:02:30: RenzXVI: I cannot answer unless you tell me other factors on how I'd make the decision.
- 05:03:10: RenzXVI: I know nothing about your character and your playthrough, if you are role playing or not, if you are Khajiit or Imperial etc etc.
- 05:03:18: TheGovernor0664: ?
- 05:03:23: KINMUNE: Hello there, Blitzbear93!
- 05:03:43: RenzXVI: Blitzbear93!
- 05:03:48: Blitzbear93: Hi
- 05:04:08: Qahnaarin1997: Blitz!
- 05:04:13: Qahnaarin1997: (heart)
- 05:04:16: Blitzbear93: Hi
- 05:04:18: Blitzbear93: <3
- 05:04:24: TheGovernor0664: I'm now tired...
- 05:04:43: Blitzbear93: Sleep maybe?
- 05:04:54: TheGovernor0664: Idk... I'm bored...
- 05:05:19: Blitzbear93: Ffs
- 05:05:23: Blitzbear93: Fallout won't load again
- 05:05:30: Blitzbear93: /me is sick of this shit
- 05:05:38: RenzXVI: :(
- 05:05:50: TheGovernor0664: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4GGLNSyIk4PfKlOS5Tyw_MwoNAsJekZX Wow... apparently my personal music playlist has over 2,000 Views.... intriguing..
- 05:07:06: RenzXVI: Google often includes playlists in thesearch engine, if someone was looking for a vid and happens to click your playlist instead of the individual click then that counts as a view.
- 05:07:26: TheGovernor0664: Likely..
- 05:07:43: TheGovernor0664: omg.... #childhood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koQY7s9dgn8
- 05:07:46: KINMUNE: Transformers: The Movie (1986) - Autobot Deaths[HD]
- 05:07:51: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 05:08:00: Blitzbear93: Transformers and power Rangers xd
- 05:08:06: Blitzbear93: Now that's omg childhood xd
- 05:08:42: TheGovernor0664: Transformers was my only childhood...
- 05:09:03: Blitzbear93: Thats why fallout won't load mod mods need updating
- 05:09:13: Blitzbear93: Everytime it hits 4 needing updates it won't load anything
- 05:09:20: TheGovernor0664: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01HHGAIHE/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
- 05:09:26: TheGovernor0664: Derp..
- 05:10:27: Blitzbear93: I, starting to really dislike these new neighbors
- 05:10:43: Blitzbear93: Music loud kids screaming someone's hamming something gahhhh
- 05:11:07: RenzXVI: New neighbors usually work on the house during the first month of their stay.
- 05:11:16: RenzXVI: Settling in,
- 05:11:58: TheGovernor0664: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7GeisRaias
- 05:12:01: KINMUNE: Optimus Prime vs Megatron HD Transformers The Movie 1986
- 05:12:03: TheGovernor0664: Yeeessssssss
- 05:13:14: TheGovernor0664: Gtg
- 05:14:21: Blitzbear93: These eneighbirs didn't buy the house renz
- 05:14:26: Blitzbear93: They shouldn't be doing any 2ork
- 05:14:47: RenzXVI: Oh.
- 05:16:25: Blitzbear93: Lol dads phone is playing this and its relaly pissing my dog off xd
- 05:16:27: Blitzbear93: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc
- 05:16:29: KINMUNE: Korn - Freak On a Leash
- 05:16:35: RenzXVI: Lol
- 05:17:00: Blitzbear93: She never gets annoyed when in play it xd
- 05:17:16: RenzXVI: O_o How does that make sense.
- 05:17:28: Blitzbear93: She must not like phones xd
- 05:17:35: RenzXVI: Lol.
- 05:17:35: Blitzbear93: I dont balmy her phones play music shitty xd
- 05:17:45: Blitzbear93: Blame*
- 05:19:08: Pixibelle345: hey guys just doing a tally for which sides i should join rebels or imperials, dwangurad or vamps please let me know
- 05:19:47: RenzXVI: You should really say more about your build and what you like...
- 05:20:09: RenzXVI: Might as well ask me if skirts look good on you, even if I don't know what you look like or what your gender is.
- 05:20:22: Blitzbear93: It depends on how your roleplaying yoir game as to what side you should join
- 05:20:29: RenzXVI: ^
- 05:20:41: Blitzbear93: I mena differnt characters of mine join different factions
- 05:20:58: Blitzbear93: That goes for most people as well
- 05:21:16: Blitzbear93: /me is hungry
- 05:21:22: Blitzbear93: /me starts chewing on renz
- 05:21:25: Pixibelle345: Blitzbear93 well it is hard to choose between rebels or empire ,dawngurad or vamps
- 05:21:30: RenzXVI: If you really want a random pick with no reason, roll a dice.
- 05:22:23: Illyasviell von eisenbern: what is the throat of the wrld
- 05:22:35: Illyasviell von eisenbern: world
- 05:23:02: RenzXVI: I cant imagine why it would be hard... I was a Khaiit and Stormcloaks were racist so I joined Imperials. I like Vampires and it made more sense to join them since there's a mandatory quest where you have to help vampires.
- 05:23:14: Pixibelle345: lllyasviell von eisenbern i am choosing which sides to go on rebels or empire dawngurad or vamps
- 05:23:31: Blitzbear93: Yeha i get that but you should plan out your characters there back story etc then use that to help you decide which faction suits them better for example you might have a dunmer that hates the empire becaud eof them abandoning morrowind but the storm cloaks also treat the dunmer bad so you'd have to decide make better impression on nords by being a dun,e ein stormcloak or join up with the empire even though they abandoned your people, makes it hard but also make sit easy if you put though thought into what you prefer
- 05:23:56: Blitzbear93: The throat of the world is the name given to the big mountain in skyrim by mortals
- 05:24:21: Blitzbear93: Otherwise if it's really to hard for you to pick, flip a coin leave it to chance or whatever
- 05:24:26: RenzXVI: I doubt Pixibelle345 wants to attempt in trying to think about anything.
- 05:24:36: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 05:24:51: RenzXVI: Choose both or neither. XD
- 05:25:48: Blitzbear93: Fuck tyring ot collect these mirelurk eggs half of them explode into annoying spawn im just gonna burn em all
- 05:26:06: Blitzbear93: Oh...no flamethrower... I'm just gonna shoot em all and toss grenades
- 05:29:49: YulFusKrad: whos a stormcloak lover
- 05:31:29: Blitzbear93: Mixed i am in some play through not in others
- 05:32:19: YulFusKrad: im imperial but i really wanna know general tuliuses armor strength for my new build if im goin to get it
- 05:32:27: Blitzbear93: Meh
- 05:32:36: Blitzbear93: I orefer the penitus oculatus armor
- 05:32:57: YulFusKrad: but general armor is amazing
- 05:33:02: Blitzbear93: The armor is listed on the wiki th its stats
- 05:34:18: SlayerOfTheBad: Ayoo.
- 05:34:27: Illyasviell von eisenbern: rebels
- 05:35:25: Blitzbear93: Damn now i Hve to rmeove reb from my pings -_-
- 05:36:20: SlayerOfTheBad: xD
- 05:37:14: SlayerOfTheBad: Hey guys, if I enchant an item with the Soul Trapper spell, what will be the effect of the size of the soul?
- 05:37:14: Illyasviell von eisenbern: whats wrong with reb
- 05:37:16: Blitzbear93: Reb and bear are now out xd
- 05:37:22: Blitzbear93: It pings me constantly xd
- 05:37:47: Blitzbear93: It just traps the soul in a soul gem slayer
- 05:38:05: Illyasviell von eisenbern: vamps
- 05:38:05: Blitzbear93: It doenst effect anything else
- 05:38:18: SlayerOfTheBad: Well, yeah, but if I use a Grand soul instead of a lesser soul, will it have more charge, or will the effect be longer.
- 05:38:34: Blitzbear93: The wepaon will have more charge
- 05:38:45: Blitzbear93: I think the effect t last longer too
- 05:38:45: SlayerOfTheBad: Alright.
- 05:38:59: Blitzbear93: I had bound wepaons for soul trapping xd
- 05:39:04: Illyasviell von eisenbern: can someone put vocaloid emojies on this site
- 05:39:10: Illyasviell von eisenbern: plz
- 05:39:19: Blitzbear93: No
- 05:39:19: YulFusKrad: ima kill a oculatos soldier for his armor
- 05:39:29: SlayerOfTheBad: Yeah, I'd do that too, but I'm too lazy to level up my cojuring. If you have any good ways, I'd love to hear them. xD
- 05:39:40: Blitzbear93: Your only allowed a set amount of images per user
- 05:39:50: Blitzbear93: Soul trap a corpse over and over
- 05:39:59: Blitzbear93: Fats levels it
- 05:40:03: Blitzbear93: Fast*
- 05:40:13: Illyasviell von eisenbern: HeLlO!
- 05:40:15: SlayerOfTheBad: How do you soul trap a corps?
- 05:40:19: SlayerOfTheBad: Ohhh.
- 05:40:22: SlayerOfTheBad: The spell. xD
- 05:40:44: Blitzbear93: Use the high elf bonus to recharge magica or the college of winter hold cleansing glitch
- 05:40:49: Blitzbear93: Yeha sue the spell xd
- 05:40:55: Illyasviell von eisenbern: CAN ANYONE PUT VOCALOID EMOJIES ON HERE
- 05:41:03: Blitzbear93: No i already told you
- 05:41:06: Blitzbear93: And don't use caps
- 05:41:16: Illyasviell von eisenbern: sorry caps lock was on
- 05:41:36: SlayerOfTheBad: I'll just use my Hooded Black Mage Robes because I jhappen to have them on me.
- 05:41:45: SlayerOfTheBad: Oh and my Amulet of Akatosh. xD
- 05:42:13: Blitzbear93: I got it form 15 to 90 in an hour
- 05:42:20: Blitzbear93: Every play through xd
- 05:42:25: Blitzbear93: Thanks to useful glitches xd
- 05:42:32: Blitzbear93: And mage standing stone xd
- 05:42:38: The Crusader of Truth: Going to bed, goodnight o/
- 05:42:47: Blitzbear93: Nifty night
- 05:42:48: SlayerOfTheBad: xD
- 05:42:50: RenzXVI: Only admins can put emoticons and admins wouldn't bother putting up personal Emoticon requests.
- 05:42:50: Blitzbear93: Nighty*
- 05:42:58: SlayerOfTheBad: Oh yeah, I should run past that pefore leveling.
- 05:43:31: SlayerOfTheBad: Thanks for the tip.
- 05:46:29: Blitzbear93: Also the well rested bonus would help
- 05:48:19: SlayerOfTheBad: Oh yeah.
- 05:48:22: SlayerOfTheBad: So basically.
- 05:48:32: SlayerOfTheBad: Run past Mage Stone.
- 05:48:39: SlayerOfTheBad: Kill bandit camp.
- 05:48:48: SlayerOfTheBad: Sleep in one or their sleeping bags.
- 05:48:55: SlayerOfTheBad: Spam useless spell
- 05:48:56: SlayerOfTheBad: xD
- 05:51:54: Blitzbear93: I usually kill a bera up near winter hold after i gte the glitch then just soul trap over and over
- 05:54:18: Blitzbear93: You won't get well rested form there sleeping bags
- 05:56:11: SlayerOfTheBad: Yeally?
- 05:56:11: SlayerOfTheBad: *Really?
- 05:56:13: SlayerOfTheBad: Awww. ;-;
- 05:56:40: SlayerOfTheBad: So basically, kill someone in a bar and use their sleeping bags? xD
- 05:56:45: Blitzbear93: No
- 05:56:48: Illyasviell von eisenbern: (ilya)
- 05:56:55: Blitzbear93: Go rn3t one or use your own house xd
- 05:56:58: Blitzbear93: Rent*
- 05:57:01: SlayerOfTheBad: Sorry, use their beds. xD
- 05:57:12: Illyasviell von eisenbern: (ilya)
- 05:57:25: Blitzbear93: Please stop spamming things that aren't emotes
- 05:57:47: RenzXVI: [[MediaWiki:Emoticons]]
- 05:59:38: SlayerOfTheBad: I'ma go get and build Breezehome. I can probably find some wolf or something to kill close to there. xD
- 05:59:41: Illyasviell von eisenbern: i am trying to find the freaking (dagoth)
- 05:59:51: Illyasviell von eisenbern: thanks
- 05:59:56: Blitzbear93: Damnit my game froze
- 06:00:10: Blitzbear93: It hasn't save in hour bebcause of teh saves not saving -_-
- 06:00:19: RenzXVI: :(
- 06:00:29: RenzXVI: That's possibly dangerous
- 06:00:40: SlayerOfTheBad: Rip in pep Blitz. ;-;
- 06:00:40: Blitzbear93: I finally got the whole stupid bottling plant under control and game froze
- 06:00:55: Blitzbear93: Rip rip xd
- 06:01:00: RenzXVI: Are all Xboxes like that?
- 06:01:06: Blitzbear93: No just mine xd
- 06:01:13: RenzXVI: Oh. :(
- 06:01:20: Blitzbear93: I'm unlucky tahtatatatstsrs what
- 06:01:21: RenzXVI: But I thought Akatosh whined about that too?
- 06:01:25: Blitzbear93: That way*
- 06:01:32: Blitzbear93: He whines about everything
- 06:01:36: RenzXVI: Lol
- 06:02:15: Blitzbear93: Now dads doing work on our house -_-
- 06:02:27: Blitzbear93: Never just a nice quiet Sunday evening -_-
- 06:02:28: SlayerOfTheBad: "You have contracted Rockjoint."
- 06:02:30: SlayerOfTheBad: Uhm....
- 06:02:34: SlayerOfTheBad: What is dis?
- 06:02:35: Blitzbear93: /me is whining about everything
- 06:02:48: Blitzbear93: A disease you get form animals and swinging blades slayer
- 06:02:57: SlayerOfTheBad: Ah.
- 06:03:13: Blitzbear93: It weakness you so I'd recomend curing that
- 06:03:19: SlayerOfTheBad: Meh, I don't do melee anyways. xD
- 06:03:35: Blitzbear93: Yeha but people don't like being net
- 06:03:35: RenzXVI: I thought it meant you made a deal (contract) with a guy named Rockjoint. XD
- 06:03:39: Blitzbear93: kau you when your diseased
- 06:03:43: SlayerOfTheBad: Where can I cure it, or will it go away eventually?
- 06:03:50: Blitzbear93: Cure disease potion or shines
- 06:03:56: Blitzbear93: No it won't
- 06:05:13: SlayerOfTheBad: I don't think I have enough money to build Lakeview Manor, now that I think about it. xD
- 06:06:10: RenzXVI: How come I don't think I've ever gotten Rockjoint?
- 06:06:12: Blitzbear93: You suck xd
- 06:06:18: RenzXVI: No, you/
- 06:06:27: Blitzbear93: I dont get paid enough to suck
- 06:06:30: RenzXVI: I don't want Rockjoint.
- 06:06:48: SlayerOfTheBad: Because you're a lizard wizard Renz? xD
- 06:07:18: Blitzbear93: It won't be rock join t you'd be getting xd
- 06:07:18: RenzXVI: No. :p
- 06:07:20: Blitzbear93: Rock joint
- 06:07:22: RenzXVI: I am a Khajiit.
- 06:07:24: Blitzbear93: Lol hard
- 06:08:10: Blitzbear93: Cats
- 06:09:09: SlayerOfTheBad: Iron Battleaxe of Souls is a nice piecce to collect with if you don't have a high conjuration level.
- 06:09:16: SlayerOfTheBad: One-hit pretty much any bandit. xD
- 06:09:39: Blitzbear93: If you suck sure xd
- 06:09:53: SlayerOfTheBad: xxD
- 06:09:55: RenzXVI: Legendary Bandit Dragon. XD
- 06:10:05: SlayerOfTheBad: Lol.
- 06:10:35: RenzXVI: If I ever play Skyrim again, I'd name myself Hired Thug.
- 06:10:44: Blitzbear93: Ah nuka grenades how i love you
- 06:10:47: RenzXVI: So everyone would be killed by Hired Thug.
- 06:10:51: SlayerOfTheBad: Why? Because you're a sell-out? xD
- 06:11:06: Blitzbear93: I'm going iwth courier
- 06:11:14: Blitzbear93: Couriers get all the marrige proposals
- 06:11:24: Blitzbear93: And just appear xd
- 06:11:46: SlayerOfTheBad: xD
- 06:13:10: SlayerOfTheBad: Just shot a bandi in the nuts from 1 metre.
- 06:13:17: SlayerOfTheBad: That must've hurt. xD
- 06:14:01: SlayerOfTheBad: What armor should I use as my smithing set? I'm thinking Elven.
- 06:16:19: Blitzbear93: Ffs pics art doenst work now
- 06:16:35: SlayerOfTheBad: Get a better PC. :P
- 06:16:38: Blitzbear93: I was going to make a meme with teh skyrim courier over th3 taken phone scene
- 06:16:40: Blitzbear93: I dont have a pc
- 06:16:49: SlayerOfTheBad: Then get a PC? xD
- 06:16:53: Blitzbear93: ...
- 06:17:00: Blitzbear93: I'm going to go for ahwile and play xbox.
- 06:17:11: SlayerOfTheBad: Awww, did I hurt your feelings?
- 06:17:13: SlayerOfTheBad: Sawwy.
- 06:19:50: SlayerOfTheBad: Found a Flawess Amethyst. ^.^
- 06:23:55: SlayerOfTheBad: Mining Iron Ores.
- 06:24:00: SlayerOfTheBad: Gotta love it.
- 06:39:30: SlayerOfTheBad: "Wolf resisted Soul Trap."
- 06:39:33: SlayerOfTheBad: It's dead though.
- 06:39:50: RenzXVI: Lol
- 06:39:54: SlayerOfTheBad: Does that still raise Conjuration skills? xD
- 06:40:32: SlayerOfTheBad: Doesn't look like it. ;-;
- 06:42:22: SlayerOfTheBad: Does Falkreath have a smelter?
- 06:44:19: SlayerOfTheBad: Also, how do these wolfs get all this Jewelry? xD
- 06:46:06: RenzXVI: I barely stayed in Falkreath, I don't remember. XD
- 06:46:25: RenzXVI: How do dragons have gold? XD
- 06:52:17: SlayerOfTheBad: Ehm.
- 06:52:36: SlayerOfTheBad: They get stuck in their scales while sleeping in their hoards? xD
- 06:54:00: RenzXVI: Lol
- 06:54:00: RenzXVI: I guess so.
- 06:55:06: SlayerOfTheBad: I find it more logical than rummaring through the stomache of a wolf. xD
- 06:55:59: SlayerOfTheBad: *Rumaging
- 06:56:21: SlayerOfTheBad: Darn it.
- 06:56:29: RenzXVI: Dogs swallow a lot of dumb stuff.
- 06:56:32: RenzXVI: Maybe wolves too.
- 06:56:36: SlayerOfTheBad: soul Trapping corpses ain't working. >.<
- 06:59:21: RenzXVI: I never tried that exploit.
- 07:07:06: SnowFiary: soul trapping for conjuration?
- 07:07:18: SnowFiary: it works
- 07:07:23: SnowFiary: if it doenst your just fucked then
- 07:07:36: SnowFiary: go find a mamoth and jump on a rock
- 07:07:43: SnowFiary: cast soul sword over and over lol
- 07:09:58: SlayerOfTheBad: Blitz told me to Soul Trap dead things.
- 07:10:00: SlayerOfTheBad: Doesn't work.
- 07:10:06: SlayerOfTheBad: Might be this patch mod I installed.
- 07:10:40: SnowFiary: do what i do
- 07:10:48: SnowFiary: get a enemy i can hide from and still be agrod
- 07:10:53: SnowFiary: cast soul weapon over and over lol
- 07:11:05: SnowFiary: you can also do it with the summoning but the sword is easier imo
- 07:11:29: SlayerOfTheBad: I was gonna go kill summons with a Bound sword.
- 07:11:29: SnowFiary: servant girl
- 07:11:49: SnowFiary: dont bother if thats how you wnat to level 1-h
- 07:11:59: SnowFiary: just go to hardest difcutly and buy a horse sneak and attack it iwth soul sword
- 07:11:59: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i serve no one but myself
- 07:12:06: SnowFiary: aka self serving servant girl
- 07:12:39: SnowFiary: man i need hotter pepper lol
- 07:17:32: SnowFiary: i use normal pepper when im away from home and i poor like 1/4 of the thing into my food and i sitll dont taste it
- 07:23:50: SlayerOfTheBad: De-activated the Patch mod.
- 07:23:53: SlayerOfTheBad: Maybe leveling works now. xD
- 07:24:58: SlayerOfTheBad: That was the problem. ^.^
- 07:25:26: SnowFiary: use console commands
- 07:25:40: SlayerOfTheBad: No.
- 07:25:47: SlayerOfTheBad: That's cheating. ;P
- 07:25:53: SnowFiary: so are mods
- 07:26:00: SlayerOfTheBad: No they aren't.
- 07:26:05: SnowFiary: they kinda are
- 07:26:05: SlayerOfTheBad: They're expansions.
- 07:26:08: SnowFiary: no
- 07:26:14: SlayerOfTheBad: Beside the fact that I just deleted a mod, not add it.
- 07:26:24: SnowFiary: you just lowered the cheatin count
- 07:26:25: SnowFiary: so what
- 07:26:34: SnowFiary: its a single player game
- 07:26:36: SnowFiary: who cares if you cheat
- 07:29:08: KINMUNE: Hello there, The Pure Dragon!
- 07:29:16: SnowFiary: dragons arent pure
- 07:29:18: SlayerOfTheBad: Ayoo.
- 07:29:22: SnowFiary: their more human then humans are
- 07:29:29: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
- 07:30:13: SnowFiary: got called out and dont say shit?
- 07:30:17: SnowFiary: XD
- 07:31:34: SnowFiary: just like a human
- 07:32:30: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: snow, you're an idiot
- 07:32:36: SlayerOfTheBad: ^
- 07:32:39: SnowFiary: just like a human
- 07:32:40: SnowFiary: XD
- 07:32:52: SnowFiary: ash
- 07:33:02: SnowFiary: im incredibly bored atm
- 07:33:05: SnowFiary: so i do stupid shit
- 07:33:08: SnowFiary: that snormal
- 07:33:56: The Pure Dragon: pure as pure can be
- 07:34:04: SnowFiary: so dirty
- 07:34:57: SlayerOfTheBad: 'Hunter just got killed, so I'll Steal his horse. xD
- 07:35:13: SnowFiary: stealing horses dont let you own them
- 07:35:15: SnowFiary: which sucks
- 07:35:28: SlayerOfTheBad: Yeah.
- 07:35:41: SlayerOfTheBad: But it's nice enough for a quick trip to Falkreath.
- 07:35:47: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: irl, stealing stuff doesn't make you the legal owner either
- 07:35:53: SnowFiary: duh
- 07:35:57: SnowFiary: but it should lol
- 07:36:02: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol nope
- 07:38:30: SnowFiary: i like buying a horse
- 07:38:33: SnowFiary: sneak attacking it
- 07:41:51: SlayerOfTheBad: Wot.
- 07:41:57: SlayerOfTheBad: "Do you have any more work?"
- 07:42:06: SlayerOfTheBad: *Has never spoken to this Jarl before*
- 07:42:17: SlayerOfTheBad: "You've proven that you are reliable."
- 07:42:18: SnowFiary: lol
- 07:42:20: SlayerOfTheBad: ....Wot? xD
- 07:42:29: SnowFiary: dont say wot
- 07:42:32: SnowFiary: thats worse then wat
- 07:43:31: SnowFiary: whos this
- 07:43:32: SlayerOfTheBad: Darn it Lod, don't tell me you don't have a Smelter here
- 07:43:37: SnowFiary: no he doenst
- 07:44:43: SlayerOfTheBad: If I cast 2 Transmute spells at the same time, does it convert 2 ores, or will it convert one ore twice?
- 07:45:00: SnowFiary: good question lol
- 07:45:08: SnowFiary: but you cant cast it at the same time
- 07:45:27: SnowFiary: your aways miliseconds off
- 07:45:28: SnowFiary: XD
- 07:45:30: SlayerOfTheBad: It will convert 2 Ores one level.
- 07:45:45: SlayerOfTheBad: You can. Just hold them. It doesn't auto-activate. xD
- 07:46:13: SnowFiary: not what i said
- 07:46:24: SlayerOfTheBad: IThink that if you dual-cast it with the dual-casting perk, it'll convert 1 ore twice.
- 07:46:31: SnowFiary: maybe?
- 07:46:33: SnowFiary: never tried
- 07:46:33: SlayerOfTheBad: I mean, doesnt matter for the speed, still interesting. xD
- 07:47:18: SnowFiary: d play skrim on here NOW if it was laggy
- 07:47:19: SnowFiary: lol
- 07:48:09: SlayerOfTheBad: Can you enchant shields with apperal enchantments?
- 07:48:16: SlayerOfTheBad: Specifically Fortify Smithing?
- 07:48:25: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i think so
- 07:48:45: SlayerOfTheBad: Nice.
- 07:48:51: SlayerOfTheBad: More extra smithing for me. xD
- 07:50:42: SlayerOfTheBad: Huh.
- 07:50:58: SlayerOfTheBad: If you release both spells with a slight delay, it will convert one ore 2 levels.
- 07:53:32: SlayerOfTheBad: Also, any good way to trap souls?
- 07:53:43: SlayerOfTheBad: As in, trap a soul, then enchant something, then trap a soul again?
- 07:54:04: SlayerOfTheBad: Using The Black Star.
- 07:54:51: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: is it possible to soultrap summons?
- 07:54:57: SlayerOfTheBad: Dunno.
- 07:55:04: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: if so, that's the best way
- 07:56:14: SlayerOfTheBad: Yeah.
- 07:56:20: SlayerOfTheBad: But then it does have to work. xD
- 08:05:49: RenzXVI: About to watch a Korean film with Chris Evans in it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowpiercer
- 08:06:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nice
- 08:08:40: RenzXVI: Do you guys like rubbing your face?
- 08:09:01: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: wut?
- 08:11:04: SlayerOfTheBad: Bandits can kidnap your spouce? xD
- 08:11:08: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yes
- 08:11:17: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it happens from time to time
- 08:11:21: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: very annoying
- 08:13:15: RenzXVI: In the movie Contagion, they said the average person touches their face between 2,000 and 3,000 times per day. I think that's highly exaggerated but animals like rubbing their faces onto objects and/or touching their faces. I dunno.
- 08:13:39: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it might be true
- 08:13:48: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: idk
- 08:14:03: RenzXVI: People have told me that I touch my face often. :p
- 08:14:33: RenzXVI: I rub my eyes a lot.
- 08:14:49: RenzXVI: THen I rub my face after that.
- 08:18:16: RenzXVI: Snowpiercer seems interesting, they did a climate engineering project in order to stop global warming but it failed an unintentionally started a new ice age.
- 08:18:29: RenzXVI: And no, it's not Scrat's fault.
- 08:18:50: SlayerOfTheBad: Lol, cool.
- 08:19:01: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: sounds nice
- 08:19:27: RenzXVI: THe reviews label it as Universally acclaimed.
- 08:20:02: SlayerOfTheBad: I hate Bears.
- 08:20:15: RenzXVI: I hope Blitz doesn't appear.
- 08:20:15: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: do you also hate blitzbears?
- 08:21:39: RenzXVI: I hate the dawnguard more, they appeared once when I was swimming in the middle of nowhere. I just saw them swimming towards me, no idea where they could've come from. XD
- 08:21:58: SlayerOfTheBad: xD
- 08:22:08: RenzXVI: It was during that mission you go real far up north to visit that old wizard where the Ogma is.
- 08:22:31: RenzXVI: It's just a snowy wasteland there and lots of water.
- 08:22:57: RenzXVI: I don't remember what I was trying to go to, maybe I just wanted to kill some horkers.
- 08:23:41: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: horkers don't really give anything interesting
- 08:23:58: RenzXVI: I just like killing every hostile enemy I see.
- 08:24:02: SlayerOfTheBad: That. xD
- 08:24:27: RenzXVI: I usually don't approach them though, sometimes I can kill them with bows as soon as I see them. XD
- 08:24:30: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yeah, but going out of your way to hunt useless enemies?
- 08:24:34: RenzXVI: But it's hard if they are moving.
- 08:24:43: SlayerOfTheBad: Hey guys, what Armor should I make my Fortify Smithing armour, Dwarf or Elven?
- 08:24:46: RenzXVI: If I saw it, I found it.
- 08:25:38: RenzXVI: I never cared what I used for my fortify smithing... I just took the first set I saw, I used falmer, it was convenient since the falmer mask stacks with a circlet.
- 08:26:00: SlayerOfTheBad: It does?
- 08:26:05: RenzXVI: Yeah, it's a bug.
- 08:26:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup
- 08:26:12: RenzXVI: You can wear it with a circlet.
- 08:26:17: SlayerOfTheBad: Nice.
- 08:26:31: RenzXVI: So you'd have an extra piece.
- 08:27:16: SlayerOfTheBad: How to instakill with knifes again? xD
- 08:28:12: RenzXVI: There's one knife with that enchantment, I keep forgetting the name.
- 08:28:27: SlayerOfTheBad: As in, the sneak atack which will slit their throat?
- 08:28:37: RenzXVI: Oh.
- 08:28:40: SlayerOfTheBad: You're talking about the Mehrunez's Razor.
- 08:29:18: RenzXVI: I don't really remember, I don't think there was a button for that though, I think you just hit them when they are turned around or when sleeping.
- 08:29:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: with all relevant sneak perks, sneak attacking with daggers does 30x damage
- 08:29:32: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: which is pretty much instakill on everything
- 08:29:36: RenzXVI: I dual wield daggers for those.
- 08:29:59: SlayerOfTheBad: Yeah, but it's there a throat slitting cutscene if you do it just right?
- 08:30:02: RenzXVI: I dunno if the damage carries on to both daggers or not but nothing had ever survived that if I use it. XD
- 08:30:03: SlayerOfTheBad: Can't remember. xD
- 08:30:12: RenzXVI: I dunno. XD
- 08:30:57: SlayerOfTheBad: Lod, get a forge.
- 08:31:16: SlayerOfTheBad: Steal the one from the Bilegrth Mine or something. xD
- 08:31:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 08:31:46: SlayerOfTheBad: Gold is only used in Jewelry, right?
- 08:32:01: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup
- 08:32:44: SlayerOfTheBad: *Makes 56 Gold rings*
- 08:32:54: SlayerOfTheBad: +4 smithing levels. xD
- 08:35:38: SlayerOfTheBad: Looks like the throat slitting is forward movement + normal dagger attack.
- 08:36:49: RenzXVI: I knew it didn't need anything special. XD
- 08:37:33: SlayerOfTheBad: So did I.
- 08:37:39: SlayerOfTheBad: Just needed to know how to do it. xD
- 08:38:34: SlayerOfTheBad: Falmer Armor huh....
- 08:38:50: SlayerOfTheBad: Mzinchaleft Depths is is. xD
- 08:38:52: RenzXVI: One of the seciest armor.
- 08:38:55: RenzXVI: sexiest*
- 08:39:19: SlayerOfTheBad: Any armour that allows me to hide my companion's face completely is sexy. xD
- 08:40:54: SlayerOfTheBad: My blocking has been increased to level 16.
- 08:40:58: SlayerOfTheBad: By reading a book.
- 08:41:02: SlayerOfTheBad: ...I don't like to block. xD
- 08:41:16: RenzXVI: lol
- 08:41:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: if blocking companions faces is sexy, maybe you should use less ugly companions
- 08:42:00: RenzXVI: Mage robes + dragon priest masks.
- 08:42:00: SlayerOfTheBad: Meh.
- 08:42:10: SlayerOfTheBad: There's a reason I don't have companions.
- 08:42:29: SlayerOfTheBad: ...Which is because they're crappy sneakers, but that's beside the point. xD
- 08:43:00: SlayerOfTheBad: I have 95 Golden Rings now. xD
- 08:44:40: SlayerOfTheBad: 8000 gold.
- 08:44:50: SlayerOfTheBad: Should be enough to make a start on building Lakeview Manor.
- 09:00:55: SlayerOfTheBad: Where's Hod darnit? '-.-
- 09:05:04: SlayerOfTheBad: Can I just mention how overpowered your character is?
- 09:05:23: SlayerOfTheBad: I mean, h practically carries a whole tree without a sweat.
- 09:05:36: SlayerOfTheBad: Only using his hands and some embalmment tool.
- 09:06:00: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: plus, he can carry 5 sets of daedric armor with him
- 09:06:25: SlayerOfTheBad: Yup.
- 09:06:49: SlayerOfTheBad: He can still walk, eventhough it's slowly, with literally a whole house of supplies on him.
- 09:06:54: SlayerOfTheBad: *house worth
- 09:07:24: SlayerOfTheBad: "Let me just carry this house."
- 09:07:33: SlayerOfTheBad: "I'll build it when I need to set up a camp."
- 09:09:53: SlayerOfTheBad: Now I have my own smelter.
- 09:10:15: SlayerOfTheBad: I won't have to worry about Lod not having one.
- 09:12:49: KINMUNE: Hello there, TheIndependent40!
- 09:12:56: TheIndependent40: Hey
- 09:13:00: RenzXVI: hi
- 09:13:09: SlayerOfTheBad: Darn it.
- 09:13:09: TheIndependent40: sup
- 09:13:22: SlayerOfTheBad: You can't soultrap Artronatches. ;-;
- 09:13:31: SlayerOfTheBad: Ayoo Independent.
- 09:15:18: TheIndependent40: I know, that I suck at it, but when will I be able to dismember people in skyrim
- 09:15:55: SlayerOfTheBad: Pretty sure you can't.
- 09:16:04: SlayerOfTheBad: You can slice their throat though.
- 09:16:06: RenzXVI: You can just decapitate.
- 09:16:14: TheIndependent40: yes decapitate sorry
- 09:16:33: RenzXVI: It's random.
- 09:16:43: TheIndependent40: do I need some perk like in fallout?
- 09:16:56: RenzXVI: I don't really remember.
- 09:17:32: TheIndependent40: ok
- 09:36:09: SnowFiary: http://www.miniclip.com
- 09:36:13: SnowFiary: :)
- 09:36:41: SnowFiary: whys the fake still here
- 09:37:20: SnowFiary: /me punches KINMUNE
- 09:37:21: KINMUNE: Kaan Drem Ov!
- 09:37:23: SnowFiary: /me kicks the fake
- 09:47:18: KlNMUNE: How dare you! I am no fake!
- 09:48:12: KINMUNE: Hello there, Tea the Doomlord!
- 09:48:16: RenzXVI: hi
- 09:48:19: KlNMUNE: Hello there, Tea the Doomlord!
- 09:48:22: Tea the Doomlord: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSjdtsGvxQs wonderful
- 09:48:25: SlayerOfTheBad: Ayoo.
- 09:48:27: KlNMUNE: Ayoo.
- 09:48:27: Tea the Doomlord: hello guys
- 09:48:40: KlNMUNE: Валентин Дядька - Девочка-версус
- 09:49:07: KlNMUNE: I don't get it
- 09:49:07: KINMUNE: Hello there, CarloV3r!
- 09:49:11: KlNMUNE: How am I fake?
- 09:49:12: RenzXVI: Hi
- 09:49:32: KlNMUNE: [SnowFiary| ]
- 09:49:35: Tea the Doomlord: devochka from versus razdvinet rogatku for hype!
- 09:49:45: KlNMUNE: Nope
- 09:49:50: KlNMUNE: Dammit, I've forgotten
- 09:49:59: CarloV3r: No languages other than English.
- 09:50:04: Tea the Doomlord: kk
- 09:50:29: CarloV3r: Are you trying to make a pipe link, KlNMUNE?
- 09:50:47: KlNMUNE: I'm not actually sure
- 09:50:54: KlNMUNE: I recall somebody told me to do something similar
- 09:51:03: CarloV3r: [[User:KlNMUNE|Like this?]]
- 09:51:16: KlNMUNE: I don't recall anything else
- 09:51:29: KlNMUNE: But I do know at least a little wiki markup
- 09:51:43: KlNMUNE: I'd link you to my contribs on the other side, but they're less than impressive
- 09:53:34: CarloV3r: Time to start contributing then.
- 09:53:41: KlNMUNE: On the other side, sure
- 09:56:06: KlNMUNE: eofgsg oifs I hate realizing I was manually transcribing stuff from the game that I could easily have copy-pasted over from datamined info
- 10:05:18: RenzXVI: Russian TES wiki should really sort out their ban lengths... They banned a guy 1 day for 1st offense then 2 days, then 2 hours, then 1 day. XD
- 10:07:01: RenzXVI: I mean 2 days, not 2 days.
- 10:07:31: CarloV3r: I thought they sent them to Siberia for 10 years?
- 10:08:18: RenzXVI: Lol
- 10:12:07: CarloV3r: T234LovelyCassie hates me. ;(
- 10:12:17: KlNMUNE: Go on..?
- 10:20:47: KlNMUNE: Hello there, Blitzbear93!
- 10:20:58: Blitzbear93: Hi Lmune
- 10:21:00: KlNMUNE: I am most definitely a bot
- 10:21:17: RenzXVI: Blitzbear93!!
- 10:21:18: Blitzbear93: /me hugs KlNMUNE
- 10:21:22: Blitzbear93: Hi renz
- 10:21:35: KlNMUNE: DUS ro da!
- 10:21:38: KlNMUNE: *FUS
- 10:21:41: Blitzbear93: Due xd
- 10:21:42: Blitzbear93: Dus*
- 10:22:12: Blitzbear93: I dropped 2 things of chips on my car floor
- 10:22:17: Blitzbear93: Stupid mcdonalds
- 10:22:27: RenzXVI: I'd still eat those.
- 10:22:42: Blitzbear93: Yeah well it's dads work use so they had a bit of dirt on em
- 10:23:03: RenzXVI: :p
- 10:23:03: KlNMUNE: How bad was the dirt?
- 10:23:08: Blitzbear93: Uh
- 10:23:14: Blitzbear93: Edible xd
- 10:23:19: RenzXVI: I would've just wiped it off. XD
- 10:23:24: Blitzbear93: But the chips were cold so I wanst gonna eat em anyway
- 10:23:28: Blitzbear93: Some mightve bene gravel xd
- 10:23:28: KlNMUNE: I wouldn't even have bothered with that
- 10:23:38: KlNMUNE: Eh, just give the chips a shake
- 10:23:43: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 10:25:06: Blitzbear93: Dogs ate the best part of my burger
- 10:25:14: Blitzbear93: But they didn't get my sundae :D
- 10:25:15: RenzXVI: the meat?
- 10:25:28: KlNMUNE: Just give 'em a shake and the burger should come right back out
- 10:25:29: RenzXVI: Stop letting your dogs eat everything.
- 10:25:37: Blitzbear93: Lol Lmune
- 10:26:10: Blitzbear93: I can actually eat thos ebut gers in one mouthful xd
- 10:26:31: KlNMUNE: Can the dogs?
- 10:26:41: Blitzbear93: Idk
- 10:26:45: Blitzbear93: Theyre little dogs
- 10:26:56: Blitzbear93: Maltese x bishop
- 10:27:00: Blitzbear93: Bichon*
- 10:28:28: RenzXVI: How are your dogs not fat?
- 10:28:35: Blitzbear93: Idk
- 10:28:55: Blitzbear93: One of them always been really small she never relaly put on much weight xd
- 10:29:14: Blitzbear93: And she doenst rellay do any exercise she just sorta sleeps when I sleep and sits when I sit xd
- 10:31:22: RenzXVI: Lol
- 10:31:35: RenzXVI: Your dogs are weird.
- 10:31:37: RenzXVI: Do they run around a lot?
- 10:31:44: RenzXVI: I guess not though.
- 10:31:47: Blitzbear93: Idk im aslepe most of the time xd
- 10:31:53: RenzXVI: O_o
- 10:31:55: Blitzbear93: Back doors always open so yeha probably
- 10:32:00: RenzXVI: I thought you don't sleep much.
- 10:32:09: Blitzbear93: I do now
- 10:32:14: RenzXVI: Always open? What>
- 10:32:15: Blitzbear93: I slepe during the day
- 10:32:35: Blitzbear93: The back half is fully fenced with like 7ft fall fence
- 10:32:49: RenzXVI: Oh, ok.
- 10:33:36: Blitzbear93: Dads doing somehting in the house its makkugn my dogs bark i ahve all 4 dogs again and one of the girls barks is super deep xd
- 10:34:48: RenzXVI: lol
- 10:35:09: RenzXVI: What is your dad doing?
- 10:36:07: Blitzbear93: Idk
- 10:36:09: Blitzbear93: Don't care xd
- 10:36:32: RenzXVI: You should start trying to know. :p
- 10:37:02: Blitzbear93: Nah i dont care i get yelled at less sif im not there to be yelled at xd
- 10:39:20: RenzXVI: O_o
- 10:49:26: Blitzbear93: Lol I'm hungry again xd
- 10:49:44: RenzXVI: Eat again and don't let your dogs eat.
- 10:50:01: Blitzbear93: But they always eat when j do
- 10:50:14: RenzXVI: Stand up and hold your food high.
- 10:50:22: Blitzbear93: They jump
- 10:50:27: Blitzbear93: And they jump high
- 10:51:29: RenzXVI: You shouldn't be too nice to your dogs. :p
- 10:51:42: Blitzbear93: Can't help it xd
- 10:54:21: Blitzbear93: "I most probably will never come back here,"
- 10:54:26: Blitzbear93: I love that Lmune xd
- 10:55:20: KlNMUNE: Why?
- 10:55:31: Blitzbear93: Becaus 3 your back xd
- 10:55:33: Blitzbear93: A fair bit xd
- 10:55:37: Blitzbear93: Its wrong Xd
- 10:56:11: Blitzbear93: Not that I was stalking your profile or anything
- 10:56:12: Blitzbear93: <<
- 10:56:13: Blitzbear93: >>
- 10:56:36: KlNMUNE: Well, it is true that I'm still here
- 10:57:20: Blitzbear93: Good good xd
- 10:59:02: KlNMUNE: But when writing, I put "probably" in there because I thought there was a chance I would stick arouns
- 10:59:17: Blitzbear93: And you did :D
- 11:01:43: KlNMUNE: It's been, what, only two days?
- 11:02:33: Blitzbear93: Is that all
- 11:02:43: Blitzbear93: I suck with time i thought it had been a week xd
- 11:03:16: RenzXVI: Lol, me too.
- 11:03:30: KlNMUNE: I'm not sure either
- 11:04:10: KlNMUNE: I'm guessing because I've only gone skiing once in my time here and I'm pretty sure I registered on a weekday
- 11:05:55: KlNMUNE: Oh, looking at my talk page it has been a week
- 11:06:00: KlNMUNE: I really suck with time
- 11:06:05: Blitzbear93: So do we xd
- 11:06:11: Blitzbear93: Join the club xd
- 11:06:32: RenzXVI: :p
- 11:07:40: Blitzbear93: Has tes chat been extra dead this evening or is 85 just me?
- 11:07:46: Blitzbear93: It*
- 11:08:32: KlNMUNE: Well, most replies seem to take a minute or more
- 11:08:43: RenzXVI: There are less people here lately.
- 11:09:07: Blitzbear93: Gues stays becaus eof discord and such
- 11:09:30: KlNMUNE: It probably offends people how I'm not getting blocked for pretending to be the bot
- 11:09:37: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 11:09:41: RenzXVI: Not really, discord is dead TES too.
- 11:09:47: Blitzbear93: Your entourage pretend g to be her xd
- 11:09:48: RenzXVI: Discord TES*
- 11:10:54: Blitzbear93: Teagans auto is getting worse becaue eof my typing g getting worse xd
- 11:13:22: RenzXVI: I told you to reset it so he won't store bad messages. XD
- 11:13:33: KlNMUNE: He44lp m4e! M4y keyb264oard i2s put43ting ran32dom num43bers i45n m34y wo34rds!
- 11:13:41: Blitzbear93: Thats intentions spam
- 11:13:53: RenzXVI: Yeah, don't do that.
- 11:14:14: Blitzbear93: But yeha mine 3 prtety mcuh like that xd
- 11:14:50: KlNMUNE: OK, I will attempt to refrain from doing that
- 11:14:57: Blitzbear93: :D
- 11:15:06: Blitzbear93: You did read the rules right xd
- 11:15:14: KlNMUNE: I did
- 11:15:27: KlNMUNE: But the part about spam was somewhat vagte
- 11:15:43: KlNMUNE: Also I'm tired right now and not thinking quite straight
- 11:15:44: Blitzbear93: How so?
- 11:15:53: Blitzbear93: Its only 11pm xd
- 11:16:35: KlNMUNE: I woke up yesterday at ten to five in the morning, and went to sleep at that time today
- 11:16:51: KlNMUNE: And woke up at ten in the morning today
- 11:16:52: Blitzbear93: I woke up yesterday at...5px this evening
- 11:16:53: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 11:17:18: KlNMUNE: And generally had a bad week sleep-wise in general
- 11:17:21: Blitzbear93: Snet to be at 6 a, xd
- 11:17:44: KlNMUNE: One in the morning to half-six can really beat a person down
- 11:18:14: Blitzbear93: Sleeping away a 3 days then being awake for near a week after that fucks me up alot xd
- 11:18:37: KlNMUNE: Especially when half the time the radio station on the alarm is interviewing some sleazy politician
- 11:18:45: Blitzbear93: Ugh what station,
- 11:18:50: KlNMUNE: I suppose that's what you get for listening to RNZ
- 11:18:55: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 11:19:02: Blitzbear93: Beats the shit they play on zm
- 11:19:07: KlNMUNE: "But that's not the question, Mr. (Insert politician here)
- 11:19:15: KlNMUNE: "
- 11:19:19: Blitzbear93: Theyre all sleepy
- 11:19:33: Blitzbear93: Sleezy*
- 11:19:46: KlNMUNE: "I'm not asking for your report, Mr (Insert politician here), I'm asking for your opinion!"
- 11:19:59: Blitzbear93: Do they relaly pull those lines xd
- 11:20:00: KlNMUNE: [Politician tries to explain he agrees with report]
- 11:20:11: KlNMUNE: Yeah, they do
- 11:20:20: Blitzbear93: "I asked for the news not the weather" xd
- 11:20:33: KlNMUNE: "Look, let's just pretend there is no report. I want your opinion."
- 11:20:37: Blitzbear93: I used to watch that Paul Henry show in the mornings just before id sleep, pretty much the same shit
- 11:21:17: KlNMUNE: Out of a pool of about fifteen politicians, John Key and Stephen Joyce are the only ones who successfully evade the interviewers
- 11:21:25: Blitzbear93: Lol
- 11:21:45: Blitzbear93: I wouldnt wnata watch a john key interview anyway
- 11:21:54: Blitzbear93: I just want to punch him in the face everytime he speaks
- 11:22:46: KlNMUNE: Unfortunately he's the best option for leadership of the country
- 11:22:54: Blitzbear93: Lol seriously wow xd
- 11:23:00: Blitzbear93: Winter Peters is my bet xd
- 11:23:02: KlNMUNE: I mean, Andrew Little was appointed by unions against the party's own will
- 11:23:06: Blitzbear93: Winston*
- 11:23:20: KlNMUNE: Winston's always been a Trump-Minor type
- 11:23:27: KlNMUNE: Not sure what's up with Greens
- 11:23:34: Blitzbear93: Who cares they suck xd
- 11:23:52: Blitzbear93: And theyre not a main party its always labor and national when it comes down to it anyway
- 11:23:54: KlNMUNE: HAHAHA, look what happened to Hone Harawira
- 11:23:56: Blitzbear93: They just get minor seats
- 11:24:18: Blitzbear93: What wa sthat German guy again...oh kimdotcom or whatever he calle dhim self
- 11:25:14: Blitzbear93: It still make sme laugh that that party sold out and recruiter dhim xd
- 11:26:09: KlNMUNE: What's going on with Dotcom, anyway
- 11:26:11: KlNMUNE: ?
- 11:26:16: Blitzbear93: No idea
- 11:26:20: Blitzbear93: He wnet into hiding i think
- 11:26:27: Blitzbear93: They were gonna depot him or some shit xd
- 11:26:30: KlNMUNE: I hope he's been extradited
- 11:26:49: Blitzbear93: Damn this auto corrcet
- 11:32:35: KlNMUNE: LOL look at his website!
- 11:32:41: KlNMUNE: kim.com
- 11:32:44: Blitzbear93: It still exists?
- 11:34:22: KlNMUNE: Yep
- 11:35:39: KlNMUNE: I think he actually believes the shit he spews out of his mouth
- 11:35:45: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 11:37:27: KlNMUNE: Cool, ZOS included the name of one of the ESO guilds I'm in as part of one of the new motifs
- 11:37:48: KlNMUNE: I said 'of' a lot there
- 11:38:04: Blitzbear93: Lel
- 11:38:47: Blitzbear93: Any word sou ds weird if you say it mor ethan 5 times
- 11:38:59: Blitzbear93: You only got 4 in that sentance but xd
- 11:42:14: KlNMUNE: I'm too tired to think straight
- 11:42:22: Blitzbear93: Ffs damn thing froze
- 11:42:27: Blitzbear93: You should sleep
- 11:43:01: KlNMUNE: Which is annoying because I am currently trying to think of the thing I resolved to do an hour ago, when it was already too late to think straight
- 11:43:15: KlNMUNE: It was something to do with datamined ESO stuff
- 11:44:16: Blitzbear93: Yeha maybe write it done next time, I often forget what im doing without something rmeind ing me
- 11:44:52: KlNMUNE: With luck I'll recall what it was when I wake up
- 11:45:11: KlNMUNE: Night all... or none, seeing as how there's roughly nobody here
- 11:46:03: Blitzbear93: Goodnight xd
- 11:46:12: Blitzbear93: /me is a nobody
- 12:06:09: RenzXVI: O_o
- 12:10:20: SlayerOfTheBad: Wait, Renz, Fortify Smithing only works on Armor, Gloves, Amulets and Rings.
- 12:10:35: SlayerOfTheBad: How did you get it on a Helmet and a tiara?
- 12:10:45: SlayerOfTheBad: Or whatever they're called. xD
- 12:12:27: RenzXVI: I might've enchanted something else on it.
- 12:12:59: RenzXVI: I just know I had some fortify smithing and some for enchanting.
- 12:13:24: RenzXVI: The circlet and mask might've been for enchanting then. XD
- 12:14:03: SlayerOfTheBad: Probably. XD
- 12:17:04: RenzXVI: http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/quotes.asp it just gets more and more confusing to me.
- 12:18:58: RenzXVI: Blitzbear93!! Good you came back.
- 12:19:08: Blitzbear93: Yeha i closed chat xd
- 12:19:15: Blitzbear93: I always come back
- 12:19:17: Blitzbear93: I cnat stay away
- 12:19:17: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 12:19:44: SlayerOfTheBad: Ayoo Blitz.
- 12:19:53: SlayerOfTheBad: Renz, that's quotes, you need emphasais. xD
- 12:20:08: Blitzbear93: Grammar? I'm out xd
- 12:20:26: RenzXVI: Was Crusader's thing Emphasis?
- 12:21:21: RenzXVI: Or are you talking about my internet example?
- 12:21:50: SlayerOfTheBad: Crusader was taking about quotes, but the edit thing was emphasais.
- 12:22:09: RenzXVI: Then it's even more confusing. XD
- 12:22:27: Blitzbear93: ^
- 12:22:34: Blitzbear93: You lost me at "grammar".
- 12:23:18: SlayerOfTheBad: Damnit.
- 12:23:25: SlayerOfTheBad: My vase is too big.
- 12:23:45: SlayerOfTheBad: I can't get it between Belethor's big head, and his chandeler. xD
- 12:25:48: Blitzbear93: Hi ash shots
- 12:25:52: Blitzbear93: Ash*
- 12:26:03: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
- 12:26:06: RenzXVI: How did the extra word get there?
- 12:26:21: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: just finished conquest
- 12:26:21: RenzXVI: You actually typed Ash right.
- 12:26:28: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: now going to start revelations
- 12:27:01: SlayerOfTheBad: Ayoo. Ashley.
- 12:27:28: Blitzbear93: Renz idk
- 12:27:44: Blitzbear93: I like revelations but there was parts wher emote dialogue wa s needed
- 12:28:49: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: sorry, what was needed?
- 12:28:51: Blitzbear93: Like in base game in chapter mother corrin says in previous chapters corrin ahs no feelings towards there mother no connecyion yet when she dies corrin goes all rage mode and becomes a dragon, over a mother corrin doenst relaly care about...the writitng was a bit off in firemblem
- 12:29:01: Blitzbear93: More dialogue
- 12:29:30: Blitzbear93: I gues sthat applies to the whole game or maybe I'm just misisng dlc stuff xd
- 12:30:00: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: true
- 12:30:34: Blitzbear93: And the random times they've killed a charcater off just for idk a drama scene
- 12:30:45: Blitzbear93: Good game sjust the writting is a bit weak xd
- 12:31:09: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yeah, they shouldn;t have killed lilith for that
- 12:31:16: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it was really lame
- 12:31:32: Blitzbear93: Thats not the only time they've done it
- 12:31:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: all of the other cry moments felt appropriate though
- 12:31:38: Blitzbear93: They do that a fair bit in revelations
- 12:31:57: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: oh
- 12:32:03: Blitzbear93: But I won't spoil those for you xd
- 12:32:24: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: like, characters who you don't meet for 3/4 of the game, then suddenly die?
- 12:32:33: Blitzbear93: Kind of yeah xd
- 12:32:49: Blitzbear93: Or ones you meet for like literally one scene die xd
- 12:33:02: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: oh
- 12:33:14: Blitzbear93: I wnat hidden truths but I cnat figure out how to get that dlc
- 12:33:24: Blitzbear93: Or Anna on the run or any of the others
- 12:33:28: Blitzbear93: Only the oath dlcs -_-
- 12:33:30: Blitzbear93: Path*
- 12:36:50: SlayerOfTheBad: I just killed a giant by circling around my Stable at Lakeview Manor. xD
- 12:49:44: Starkiller131: KINMUNE, will you greet me?
- 12:49:46: KINMUNE: Yes.
- 12:50:34: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Good morning.
- 12:50:43: Starkiller131: Morning.
- 12:50:48: The Aspect Of Akatosh: How are you all?
- 12:50:55: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: morning
- 12:50:55: Starkiller131: Good.
- 12:50:58: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: good, you?
- 12:51:10: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Good, getting ready to play some more Shadow of Mordor.
- 12:53:51: The Aspect Of Akatosh: o/
- 12:54:04: Blitzbear93: Hi aka and star
- 12:54:11: Blitzbear93: Oh wiat
- 12:54:13: Blitzbear93: No star xd
- 12:54:39: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 12:54:48: Starkiller131: Hi. XD
- 12:54:56: Blitzbear93: Hi stststatatyr
- 12:55:17: Starkiller131: Hi... interesting way to say my name XD
- 12:55:21: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ^
- 12:55:34: Blitzbear93: Teagan has a lisp xd
- 12:55:40: Blitzbear93: And a stutter
- 12:55:40: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 12:55:48: Starkiller131: XD clearly.
- 12:56:09: Blitzbear93: Let e guess you are tired today as well xd
- 12:56:22: Starkiller131: I feel decent today XD
- 12:56:30: Blitzbear93: Supr8sisisng
- 12:56:32: Starkiller131: Not as tired XD
- 12:57:10: Starkiller131: √
- 12:57:23: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 12:59:37: Starkiller131: Anyway, how are ya blitz?
- 13:01:15: Starkiller131: [[Falmer (Skyrim)|blind... but can still shoot you accurately]]
- 13:01:33: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i never got that either
- 13:01:51: Blitzbear93: Based off sound like bats sonar i guess xd
- 13:02:04: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Wait, the Falmer?
- 13:02:09: Starkiller131: Yes.
- 13:02:31: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Don't they have their other senses, like smell and hearing improved... A lot.
- 13:02:43: Starkiller131: XD true.
- 13:04:19: Blitzbear93: Yeah
- 13:04:22: Blitzbear93: Hearing
- 13:04:25: Blitzbear93: Like bats xd
- 13:04:43: Blitzbear93: Thats a Joke
- 13:05:16: The Aspect Of Akatosh: It seems Star didn't like it. ;)
- 13:05:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 13:05:49: Blitzbear93: It wanst that bad xd
- 13:13:18: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Fucking Ghuls. :|
- 13:16:08: The Aspect Of Akatosh: http://shadowofmordor.wikia.com/wiki/Gh%C3%BBls
- 13:17:47: Blitzbear93: Renz http://fandom.wikia.com/videos/moana-official-trailer
- 13:18:01: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: moana is going to be good
- 13:18:17: Blitzbear93: Moana is a maori name
- 13:18:47: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that makes sense. she's from that region.
- 13:19:45: Blitzbear93: It means sea
- 13:20:15: Blitzbear93: Kaimoana our name for sea food literally foodsea xd
- 13:20:36: Blitzbear93: Of was obviously omitted xd
- 13:21:20: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the dutch name for seafood translates to seafruit
- 13:21:28: Blitzbear93: Makes sense
- 13:21:35: Blitzbear93: In a way
- 13:21:41: Blitzbear93: Fruits of the sea
- 13:21:42: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: so if you ever come to the netherlands, you can't eat seafood
- 13:21:45: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: as it's fruit
- 13:21:48: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 13:21:51: Blitzbear93: Good to know
- 13:23:54: Qahnaarin1997: Ayy Lmoa
- 13:24:08: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
- 13:24:21: Blitzbear93: Lmao?
- 13:24:33: Qahnaarin1997: Lmao*
- 13:24:36: Blitzbear93: Orwe're you mocking moas xd
- 13:24:37: Qahnaarin1997: My bad XD
- 13:24:50: Blitzbear93: Cause we hunted those to extinction along time ago xd
- 13:26:02: Blitzbear93: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moa
- 13:26:23: Qahnaarin1997: You monsters!
- 13:26:25: Qahnaarin1997: jk
- 13:26:26: Qahnaarin1997: xD
- 13:26:46: RenzXVI: I thought that meant Mall of Asia.
- 13:27:09: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: you kiwis seem to have a habit of driving flightless birds to extinction. bird kiwis aren't doing too well either.
- 13:27:20: Blitzbear93: Yup
- 13:27:28: Qahnaarin1997: lol
- 13:27:33: Blitzbear93: Many of our brief species are mnear extinct
- 13:27:40: Blitzbear93: Though one of them is killing itself off
- 13:28:04: Blitzbear93: KIA they piss people off ripping the window wipers and stuff off there cars that sort thing xd
- 13:28:56: Blitzbear93: And kereru (woodpidgeon) is apparent a delicacy and hunted by maoris for cheifs feasts and shit even though it's illegal plus for genera keep trying to smuggle them out of the contry alive in Pringle tins
- 13:30:06: Qahnaarin1997: Lol
- 13:30:15: Qahnaarin1997: I love this episode of Rick and Morty.
- 13:30:20: Blitzbear93: Amusingly its sually the Dutch and Germans
- 13:30:22: Qahnaarin1997: The Meeseeks episode.
- 13:30:27: Blitzbear93: Oh your into that too, so is yeti
- 13:30:41: Qahnaarin1997: Rick and Morty is the best, Blitz
- 13:31:29: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Hey Renz, Qahn.
- 13:31:36: The Aspect Of Akatosh: How are you guys?
- 13:31:36: Qahnaarin1997: Fatass
- 13:31:39: The Aspect Of Akatosh: :(
- 13:31:42: Qahnaarin1997: I am well. xD
- 13:31:53: Qahnaarin1997: You?
- 13:31:58: The Aspect Of Akatosh: I don't know why I kept that as a ping, and good.
- 13:32:01: RenzXVI: I am frustrated with grammar but I've come to the conclusion that this wiki uses the illogical one. XD
- 13:32:28: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what grammar issue are you frustrated about?
- 13:32:29: RenzXVI: The American grammar rules.
- 13:32:31: Blitzbear93: (Yes)
- 13:32:33: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: oh
- 13:32:35: Blitzbear93: Don't get him started xd
- 13:32:47: RenzXVI: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Baiting_the_Trap?diff=2247745&oldid=2247724
- 13:32:49: RenzXVI: That
- 13:33:04: RenzXVI: This was the American Rule: http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/quotes.asp
- 13:33:24: RenzXVI: The more I read about it, the more it doesn't make sense... The American rule just seems illogical and doesn't have an explanation, the British one works better and I could find a lot of explanations/reasons for using it. Quotations should be written exactly as how it was originally written, putting a comma or period inside the quote is confusing and would add an unnecessary character... Imagine if what you were quoting had codes: He typed " ." " ," he typed. That's just stupid...
- 13:33:27: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: putting the quotes after the comma makes no sense at all
- 13:33:40: Blitzbear93: Yeah its not what your quoting right
- 13:33:44: RenzXVI: Whoooops.
- 13:33:58: RenzXVI: Chat broke my code.
- 13:34:18: RenzXVI: Imagine if what you were quoting had codes: He typed "&n[[]]bsp;." "&n[[]]bsp;," he typed.
- 13:34:22: RenzXVI: There.
- 13:34:51: CarloV3r: https://www.flickr.com/photos/47857688@N08/6877551349/in/album-72157629321466509/ What's the name of this ruin?
- 13:35:41: The Aspect Of Akatosh: It looks to be similar to the one on Solstheim. :|
- 13:36:04: Blitzbear93: Its not it's in skyrim
- 13:36:10: Blitzbear93: Its on th3 mountains
- 13:36:13: Blitzbear93: Thats vague i know
- 13:36:24: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: isn't it south of the throat of the world?
- 13:36:28: CarloV3r: Yeah, I know it's in Skyrim somewhere
- 13:36:31: CarloV3r: But idk where
- 13:36:39: Blitzbear93: Go through each one
- 13:37:18: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Could be it's in the Rift?
- 13:37:35: Blitzbear93: I think its the one by solitude
- 13:37:37: CarloV3r: No, it's in the mountains somewhere
- 13:37:46: CarloV3r: There's a Draugr Deathlord there, I remember that
- 13:37:48: Blitzbear93: South of there
- 13:38:08: The Aspect Of Akatosh: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Bleak_Falls_Barrow_(Location)?file=Bleak_Falls_Barrow.png It kind of reminds me of this to be honest.
- 13:38:31: Blitzbear93: Its not though that one doenst have the flat space
- 13:38:39: CarloV3r: Yeah, it doesn't have the platform
- 13:38:40: The Aspect Of Akatosh: I mean, it's not Bleak Falls Barrow, but it's a similar architecture.
- 13:38:46: CarloV3r: Oh wtf
- 13:38:48: CarloV3r: The image is there
- 13:38:56: CarloV3r: It's on the page listed as concept art
- 13:39:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 13:39:12: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Well...
- 13:39:19: The Aspect Of Akatosh: At least that's something.\
- 13:39:19: RenzXVI: Bleak Falls Barrow.
- 13:39:20: CarloV3r: I guess it's Bleakfalls Barrow then
- 13:39:36: Blitzbear93: I'm sure it's not and so eone just made a mistake
- 13:40:05: CarloV3r: Looks similar, not every concept eventually looks the same as the outcome
- 13:40:16: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ^
- 13:40:19: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ^
- 13:40:22: Blitzbear93: ^
- 13:40:33: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Hell, look at the concept art for Shivering Isles.
- 13:40:51: CarloV3r: Oh I uploaded a bunch of those
- 13:40:53: KINMUNE: Hello there, Iamd4g!
- 13:40:54: Blitzbear93: But there's a location in skyrim taht actually matches that art though that isn't bleak falls
- 13:42:01: Blitzbear93: Is laugh if it turned out to be eso concept art xd
- 13:42:31: CarloV3r: It's not
- 13:42:50: CarloV3r: It's made by Adam Adamowicz
- 13:42:59: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: idk who that is
- 13:42:59: Blitzbear93: Oh
- 13:43:02: Blitzbear93: Then it's fairly old
- 13:43:02: CarloV3r: And he died before ESO, so yeah
- 13:43:06: Blitzbear93: Caus ehe died
- 13:43:56: Gunrilla: >must be fairly old cause he died
- 13:44:05: RenzXVI: I told you guys it's Bleak Falls Barrow: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Bleak_Falls_Barrow_(Location)#Gallery
- 13:44:07: Gunrilla: Holy shit gimme a second to catch my breath
- 13:44:16: Blitzbear93: Gun
- 13:44:16: RenzXVI: Look in the Gallery, the exact picture.
- 13:44:19: Blitzbear93: Shh
- 13:44:33: Gunrilla: Sh australian mexican.
- 13:44:47: CarloV3r: *Causasian Mongoloid
- 13:44:51: CarloV3r: *Caucasian
- 13:44:58: Blitzbear93: Lel
- 13:45:00: Blitzbear93: And im a kiwi
- 13:45:09: Blitzbear93: Oh
- 13:45:11: RenzXVI: I also saw this and it also says Bleak Falls Barrow https://danielmillsenglish.blogspot.com/
- 13:45:11: Blitzbear93: I get it xd
- 13:45:29: Gunrilla: : )
- 13:46:01: RenzXVI: Funny how Caucasian has Asian in it.
- 13:47:04: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that makes sense, as the caucasus mountains are partly in asia
- 13:47:14: CarloV3r: They also go by Caucasoid or Europid.
- 13:47:29: RenzXVI: Bleak Falls Barrow!
- 13:47:36: Gunrilla: Goddamn the lag.
- 13:47:59: Gunrilla: Funny how African American has Africa in it.
- 13:47:59: Gunrilla: BA DUM TSS
- 13:48:06: Blitzbear93: Caps
- 13:48:17: Gunrilla: Blitz.
- 13:48:24: Blitzbear93: No.
- 13:48:33: Gunrilla: You silly kiwi.
- 13:48:45: Gunrilla: Shush.
- 13:48:56: Blitzbear93: I'm doing my job gun.
- 13:49:36: CarloV3r: Corrupt mod.
- 13:49:36: Blitzbear93: These twin bars are shit
- 13:49:40: Gunrilla: To support your just-hanging-in-there Kiwi import family? (kappa)
- 13:49:42: Blitzbear93: I've already eater 4
- 13:49:50: Blitzbear93: -_-
- 13:49:55: Blitzbear93: I dont get paid xd
- 13:50:07: CarloV3r: Only men get paid.
- 13:50:10: Gunrilla: ^
- 13:50:14: Blitzbear93: ^
- 13:50:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 13:50:27: Gunrilla: ^
- 13:50:59: The Aspect Of Akatosh: brb, g
- 13:51:04: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Shit. Brb*
- 13:51:12: Blitzbear93: Lel
- 13:51:17: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: men get paid more for this job? <insert feminazi rant here>
- 13:51:18: Blitzbear93: Aka went gangster xd
- 13:51:26: RenzXVI: What do you call a flying moose that drinks blood?
- 13:51:28: CarloV3r: Men don't get paid more.
- 13:51:28: Blitzbear93: They actually get paid xd
- 13:51:31: CarloV3r: Women don't get paid at all.
- 13:51:51: Gunrilla: Hey, I have a joke for you Blitz.
- 13:51:59: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: <more feminazi ranting>
- 13:52:01: Blitzbear93: Great
- 13:52:04: RenzXVI: A moosequito.
- 13:52:12: Blitzbear93: Renz the puns xd
- 13:52:17: Blitzbear93: Are very punny
- 13:52:32: Blitzbear93: Read that as fiary
- 13:52:38: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Back.
- 13:52:47: RenzXVI: Speaking of Moosequitos.
- 13:52:54: RenzXVI: Hi JustAnotherFurry.
- 13:53:04: Gunrilla: An Australian walks onto a Kiwi farm. He sees the Kiwi, who has his dog standing next to him.
- 13:53:04: RenzXVI: Are you a moose?
- 13:53:15: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Quick, somebody get Shawn. ( xd)
- 13:53:29: Gunrilla: The Australian approaches the Kiwi, and asks him if he can speak to his dog. "The dog doesn't speak, you stupid Australian." he says.
- 13:53:31: Blitzbear93: Please do xd
- 13:53:34: JustAnotherFurry: No
- 13:53:39: JustAnotherFurry: Don't get Shawn
- 13:53:43: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: please don't
- 13:53:47: Gunrilla: Oh, a furry.
- 13:53:49: Blitzbear93: A kiwi wouldn't say it ghat way
- 13:53:54: JustAnotherFurry: I don't wanna see Shawn
- 13:53:58: RenzXVI: You know who Shawn is?
- 13:53:59: JustAnotherFurry: I don't wanna hear him
- 13:54:02: Blitzbear93: "Bro, my dog doenst really speak ay"
- 13:54:20: JustAnotherFurry: I'm XTheLastDragonbornX
- 13:54:29: RenzXVI: I knew it.
- 13:54:37: Blitzbear93: Got your name change properly or different account?
- 13:54:52: JustAnotherFurry: Different account
- 13:55:01: Gunrilla: Actually, the joke's too long.
- 13:55:03: CarloV3r: Alright, well then one has to be blocked.
- 13:55:03: Gunrilla: I'll just send it to you through PM.
- 13:55:05: Blitzbear93: Alts count
- 13:55:05: JustAnotherFurry: Don't worry, I disabled the other one
- 13:55:07: Blitzbear93: Oh dear
- 13:55:11: Blitzbear93: Hmm
- 13:55:16: Blitzbear93: Ok
- 13:55:25: The Aspect Of Akatosh: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/XTheLastDragonbornX Not according to this.
- 13:55:33: Gunrilla: ffs why won't PMs work
- 13:55:39: The Aspect Of Akatosh: PM's always broken.
- 13:55:42: Gunrilla: Okay, main it is.
- 13:55:50: Gunrilla: Let me restart the joke.
- 13:56:00: JustAnotherFurry: It said it'll disable after a month, so look at it again in a month
- 13:56:00: CarloV3r: Your account isn't globally blocked.
- 13:56:00: Gunrilla: An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
- 13:56:20: Gunrilla: He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi: "G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?"
- 13:56:32: Gunrilla: Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
- 13:56:43: Blitzbear93: Again your joke is already wrong
- 13:56:43: The Aspect Of Akatosh: (facepalm)
- 13:56:48: Blitzbear93: A kiwi wouldn't say it that way
- 13:56:51: Gunrilla: Dog: "Yeah, doin' all right." Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
- 13:57:08: Gunrilla: Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Dog: "Yep"
- 13:57:27: Blitzbear93: And we rp wouldn't call someone a villager
- 13:57:33: Blitzbear93: This isn't 1515
- 13:57:36: Gunrilla: Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
- 13:57:39: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: maybe aussies would
- 13:57:48: Blitzbear93: Nah they don't either
- 13:57:59: Gunrilla: Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
- 13:58:17: CarloV3r: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/File:IrkngthandConcept4.jpg
- 13:58:22: Blitzbear93: If this si going to be a sheep joke im kicking you.
- 13:58:28: Gunrilla: Horse: "Cool" Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the villager)
- 13:58:40: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: of course it's going to be a sheep joke
- 13:58:42: Gunrilla: Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
- 13:58:56: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i could see that coming from the start
- 13:59:02: Gunrilla: Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
- 13:59:03: CarloV3r: Don't kick him for making a joke.
- 13:59:12: Blitzbear93: I'm sick of sheep jokes
- 13:59:16: The Aspect Of Akatosh: That'd show corruption.
- 13:59:17: Blitzbear93: I haven't even sene a sheep here irl in years
- 13:59:22: Gunrilla: Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Kiwi: (in a panic) " Don't believe a word he says, that sheep's a bloody liar.."
- 13:59:27: CarloV3r: Doesn't mean you can kick someone for making a joke involving sheep.
- 13:59:39: Blitzbear93: I know -_-
- 13:59:46: JustAnotherFurry: Kick him
- 13:59:56: Gunrilla: Okay, I'm sorry, I'll look for some without sheep.
- 14:00:05: Blitzbear93: And why would the farmer have a male sheep
- 14:00:19: Blitzbear93: Farmers don't tend to keep rams around
- 14:00:21: JustAnotherFurry: What do you call a gay bar without stools? A fruit stand
- 14:00:25: Gunrilla: It's a joke, stop picking it apart.
- 14:00:29: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Blitz, for breeding.
- 14:00:32: Gunrilla: What do Kiwi's and sperm have in common? Millions of them enter and only a couple of them actually work.
- 14:00:32: Blitzbear93: Its flawed
- 14:00:44: Blitzbear93: Lel
- 14:01:29: Gunrilla: k.
- 14:01:35: JustAnotherFurry: No
- 14:01:40: Blitzbear93: Meh whatever go ahead
- 14:01:54: JustAnotherFurry: Imma go get some breakfast
- 14:01:57: Gunrilla: What do you call a Kiwi with a thousand lovers..... A shepherd.
- 14:02:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 14:02:51: The Aspect Of Akatosh: What does Gun's sense of humor and Trump's plan for presidency share in common? They're both extremely flawed.
- 14:02:52: JustAnotherFurry: I'm not surprised that lots of people don't like this place
- 14:03:25: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: if you don't like it here, go away
- 14:03:28: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ^
- 14:03:31: Gunrilla: Yeah, these confounded furries just keep invading all the chats.
- 14:03:35: Gunrilla: It's unfortunate.
- 14:03:42: Blitzbear93: ^
- 14:03:47: The Aspect Of Akatosh: He's been here before.
- 14:03:58: CarloV3r: Then go away.
- 14:04:02: CarloV3r: Stop fucking repeating yourself every fucking time.
- 14:04:04: CarloV3r: If you don't like it, leave.
- 14:04:10: JustAnotherFurry: But I do like it here
- 14:04:19: Blitzbear93: http://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Yssidagl+cagexho+avorgiscea_dff9fc_6031735mobile.jpg
- 14:04:51: JustAnotherFurry: I just don't like half the users
- 14:05:04: Blitzbear93: Which half?
- 14:05:12: Blitzbear93: So we/they can not like you back
- 14:05:42: JustAnotherFurry: The half that hate me for no goddamned reason
- 14:06:01: Blitzbear93: Maybe because you bitching about being hated and hating it here in a passive aggressive way
- 14:06:07: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ^
- 14:06:25: CarloV3r: Or maybe because they think you might be an obnoxious attention-whore.
- 14:06:32: CarloV3r: But what do I know?
- 14:07:16: Gunrilla: Time for some Amerifat jokes.
- 14:08:06: Gunrilla: What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common?
- 14:08:26: Gunrilla: *does
- 14:08:31: RenzXVI: Can it.
- 14:08:39: Blitzbear93: Oh this isn't to do with jokes apparently they've linked throat cancer to oral sex
- 14:09:05: Gunrilla: It's fucking close to water.
- 14:09:13: Gunrilla: Throat cancer to oral sex?
- 14:09:18: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i guess sperm is carcinogenic then. better stay away from it.
- 14:09:47: Gunrilla: 'Researchers have found that some cancers of the oropharynx (the middle of the throat) and tonsils are probably caused by a certain type of human papillomavirus (HPV). HPV is common, but it doesn't always cause cancer. If you aren't exposed to HPV during oral sex, you're not at risk for cancer.'
- 14:09:50: Blitzbear93: Yeha soemthing to do with the hpv virus that girls a vaccinated here for because it causes cervical cancer
- 14:10:18: Blitzbear93: Here's me thinking i was gonna be safe sticking to oral xd
- 14:10:23: Blitzbear93: There goes that idea xd
- 14:10:36: Gunrilla: I guess not.
- 14:10:59: Gunrilla: Masturbation is the safest route.
- 14:11:09: Blitzbear93: Idk
- 14:11:26: Blitzbear93: Account has records of injuries cause by masturbation
- 14:11:30: Blitzbear93: Like alot of them xd
- 14:11:36: Blitzbear93: ACC*
- 14:11:57: Gunrilla: Well don't be stupid and just slam your fist in there thinking you can swallow it with your vagina, like most people do.
- 14:12:05: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 14:12:14: Blitzbear93: Why would anyone...idewtk
- 14:12:50: Gunrilla: How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon? 4.
- 14:13:47: Gunrilla: What's the difference between America and yogurt?
- 14:13:49: Gunrilla: If you leave yogurt for 300 years it develops a culture.
- 14:14:28: CarloV3r: What do you call an intelligent person in Texas?
- 14:14:30: CarloV3r: A visitor.
- 14:14:37: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 14:14:48: Gunrilla: What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?
- 14:14:51: Blitzbear93: Lol the yougurtrts one
- 14:14:52: Gunrilla: An immigrant.
- 14:14:57: Blitzbear93: Mexican
- 14:15:30: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: heard the yoghurt one numerous times, still lol
- 14:16:21: Gunrilla: If someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, and someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
- 14:16:25: Gunrilla: And American.
- 14:16:28: Gunrilla: *An
- 14:16:39: Gunrilla: And my lack of intelligence shows once again.
- 14:16:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 14:17:03: Gunrilla: Time for some Dutch jokes.
- 14:17:16: RenzXVI: Lol, Dutch.
- 14:17:40: RenzXVI: Oh wait, you haven't started yet. XD
- 14:17:47: Blitzbear93: What can you actually joke about with the Dutch though? Aside from theyre language kind of sounding like a baby gargling milk
- 14:17:57: CarloV3r: *their
- 14:18:00: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 14:18:06: Blitzbear93: At leats they is know Grammer
- 14:18:09: RenzXVI: What does a baby gargling milk sound like?
- 14:18:14: CarloV3r: Master your own language before criticising others.
- 14:18:15: Blitzbear93: Dutch
- 14:18:20: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ^
- 14:18:37: Blitzbear93: Thats just how it sound sto me clov3r
- 14:18:42: Blitzbear93: I'm not mocking it
- 14:19:06: Blitzbear93: I like dutch peopel xd
- 14:19:35: RenzXVI: American grammar is worse. XD
- 14:19:49: Blitzbear93: Yeha and spelling
- 14:19:53: Blitzbear93: I mena my typing is awful
- 14:19:59: Blitzbear93: But they spell words wrong and claim its right xd
- 14:20:01: Blitzbear93: I never do xd
- 14:20:09: RenzXVI: I cant believe British rules made more sense this time.
- 14:20:09: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Our spelling isn't too different.
- 14:20:11: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: NZ english is second only to aussie english in how shitty it sounds
- 14:20:18: Blitzbear93: -_-_
- 14:20:22: Blitzbear93: Fair point actually xd
- 14:20:28: Blitzbear93: I hate me accelerate
- 14:20:41: Gunrilla: Goddamn stupid fucking thing.
- 14:21:08: Gunrilla: You mean your accent?
- 14:21:16: Blitzbear93: YUH
- 14:21:24: Blitzbear93: Oops
- 14:21:25: CarloV3r: Caps.
- 14:21:28: Blitzbear93: Caps
- 14:21:33: CarloV3r: Corrupt mod.
- 14:21:33: Gunrilla: Yeah stfu blitz
- 14:21:39: Gunrilla: muhfucka
- 14:21:41: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Mod corruption!
- 14:21:49: The Aspect Of Akatosh: I have to get Legis to make a video.
- 14:22:09: The Aspect Of Akatosh: xD
- 14:22:15: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 14:22:33: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: do it yourself, you can cry just as well as legis can
- 14:22:53: Gunrilla: "Don't ever eat Drop. Only Hollanders can eat it."
- 14:23:09: CarloV3r: I don't like it.
- 14:23:26: Gunrilla: Apparently you eat kilos of it.
- 14:23:38: CarloV3r: Apparently, that isn't true.
- 14:23:41: CarloV3r: And it's just liquorish.
- 14:23:43: Gunrilla: It's a mix between ear wax and paint, according to this.
- 14:24:01: RenzXVI: What's a drop?
- 14:24:06: Blitzbear93: ^
- 14:24:09: CarloV3r: Liquorish.
- 14:24:13: Gunrilla: Dutch liquorish.
- 14:24:16: RenzXVI: Gum drop?
- 14:24:19: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Ash.. It's impossible to cry that much for any living being. xD
- 14:24:22: Blitzbear93: Oh ive had dutch licorice
- 14:24:28: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: true
- 14:24:31: Gunrilla: "A Hollander is always right and he knows it. With this in mind it is very easy to cope with most Hollanders. If you ever get in an argument with a Hollander, tell him he was absolutely right and that you now realize how wrong you were."
- 14:24:35: Blitzbear93: Its different to ours its saltier ours is really relaly sweet in comparison
- 14:24:36: Gunrilla: Somewhat believe this one.
- 14:24:49: Blitzbear93: I think that ment to say woman
- 14:25:09: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ^
- 14:25:31: Gunrilla: topkek
- 14:25:39: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i know i'm always right, but idk if it's because i'm dutch orbecause i'm female
- 14:25:47: RenzXVI: I am surprised you guys aren't making Canadian jokes.
- 14:25:58: Gunrilla: Canada isn't that bad, to be honest.
- 14:26:03: Gunrilla: "Avoid soccer fans at all times. Soccer in Holland is just an excuse to crush the skulls of practically everybody else, including yours."
- 14:26:10: CarloV3r: True.
- 14:26:15: CarloV3r: Soccer is a cancer.
- 14:26:15: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it pretty much is
- 14:26:17: RenzXVI: But Canada has a lot of jokes about them.
- 14:26:19: Gunrilla: Fucking soccer.
- 14:26:19: Blitzbear93: Sound slike rugby xd
- 14:26:29: Gunrilla: Bloody rugby.
- 14:26:37: Gunrilla: Who won this year, the All Blacks or Aussies?
- 14:26:49: Blitzbear93: Buck shelford got his balls ripped like in half during a game kept on going
- 14:26:54: Blitzbear93: Kiwi we always do xd
- 14:27:06: Blitzbear93: Aussie hardly get anywhere
- 14:27:10: Blitzbear93: Still they beat england xd
- 14:27:15: RenzXVI: The only real sport is Curling!!
- 14:27:20: Blitzbear93: Usually nz and south affrican xd
- 14:27:26: Blitzbear93: Curling is fun
- 14:27:32: Gunrilla: England are shit at rugby anyway.
- 14:27:34: Blitzbear93: Sweep sweep xd
- 14:27:36: Blitzbear93: Lol they are
- 14:27:44: Blitzbear93: And even worse when they tried to do the hall
- 14:27:49: Blitzbear93: Haka*
- 14:28:04: Gunrilla: I actually felt kind of offended by that.
- 14:28:19: Blitzbear93: By what?
- 14:28:35: RenzXVI: Gunrilla is Canadian? XD
- 14:28:57: RenzXVI: It's why he didn't react when I asked why he isn't giving Canadian jokes.
- 14:29:04: Gunrilla: I'm not Canadian.
- 14:29:14: CarloV3r: He's Japanese.
- 14:29:29: Gunrilla: Close, but no cigar.
- 14:29:29: Blitzbear93: Oh so he's going to hunt down our whales?
- 14:29:38: Gunrilla: Wait shit no.
- 14:29:39: CarloV3r: You're Japanese.
- 14:29:42: Gunrilla: I'm Australian.
- 14:29:47: Blitzbear93: Ew
- 14:29:49: Blitzbear93: Cringe
- 14:29:50: CarloV3r: I don't buy that.
- 14:29:56: Blitzbear93: I dont either
- 14:29:57: CarloV3r: You're Japanese to me.
- 14:29:58: Gunrilla: Shut the fuck up Carlo.
- 14:30:04: Blitzbear93: You got the aussie mentality way wrong
- 14:30:07: Gunrilla: I'm not a chink-eye.
- 14:30:21: Blitzbear93: And if you were aussie you'd get the kiwi one right to as we're close
- 14:30:24: CarloV3r: Stop insulting your people, Gun.
- 14:30:34: Blitzbear93: And based on your joke you failed at that
- 14:30:42: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: until i see decisive evidence against it, i'm going to assume you're a space alien
- 14:30:43: Gunrilla: Carlo stop it man I'm getting super salty.
- 14:30:44: Blitzbear93: And an aussie would know the rugby
- 14:30:48: Gunrilla: "Cops in Holland are mainly used to throw stuff at."
- 14:30:56: Gunrilla: Blitz, I don't watch Rugby.
- 14:30:59: Gunrilla: I watch AFL.
- 14:31:19: Blitzbear93: Oh american
- 14:31:42: Gunrilla: No.
- 14:31:46: Gunrilla: Australian League Football.
- 14:31:54: Blitzbear93: Is what people who aren't watching rugby watch
- 14:32:05: Blitzbear93: Oh ew soccer fan
- 14:32:42: Gunrilla: I am super mega triggered right now.
- 14:32:46: Gunrilla: Rugby is shit.
- 14:32:50: Blitzbear93: Hehehe
- 14:33:07: Blitzbear93: Tbh i dislike rugby
- 14:33:09: Blitzbear93: And most sports xd
- 14:33:17: Gunrilla: "If you want to insult a Hollander - and sooner or later you will want to - tell him you don't think he's a pacifist."
- 14:33:20: RenzXVI: All sports are dumb, except curling!
- 14:33:48: Gunrilla: Carlo, you're not a pacifist.
- 14:33:53: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: gun, how dare you, we're all pacifists
- 14:33:57: Gunrilla: No.
- 14:34:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: even though we participate in military campaigns
- 14:35:09: Gunrilla: "At almost every bread meal in Holland you will find a mean looking big knife with a sharp slide in it. It is called a 'kaasschaaf' and is used to cut very thin slices of cheese (Yes, it's a Dutch invention). Never cut cheese with a regular knife, you will make yourself completely ridiculous."
- 14:35:25: Gunrilla: These are just little facts that should be in a guide or some shit.
- 14:35:41: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that's completely true
- 14:36:04: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: you don't cut cheese with a regular knife
- 14:36:18: RenzXVI: Cut cheese with a Katana.
- 14:36:20: Gunrilla: Holy shit it looks like a deadly spatula.
- 14:36:21: Blitzbear93: Wait you use a knife? Fishing wire is used attached a wooden blocks looks like teh skyrim draw knife used to gather bark
- 14:36:47: RenzXVI: That's like a Garrotte. XD
- 14:36:54: Blitzbear93: I cut cheese witha knife and it butchers it
- 14:37:19: RenzXVI: Garrotte the neck of that cheese!
- 14:37:22: Gunrilla: Garrotte wire?
- 14:37:47: Blitzbear93: No fishing wore
- 14:37:53: Gunrilla: "Hollanders drown fried patato-sticks (Chips) in litres of mayonnaise and put it in a pointed paper bag. This is called : Een patatje met. One such bag is able to keep you alive for an unlimited period of time."
- 14:37:56: Blitzbear93: The plastic see through stuff
- 14:38:15: CarloV3r: That's something Belgian though.
- 14:38:18: CarloV3r: We just took it from them.
- 14:38:27: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: we do it though
- 14:38:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i personally hate mayonnaise
- 14:38:45: RenzXVI: I like mayonnaise with onions.
- 14:38:53: CarloV3r: Ew, what the fuck.
- 14:38:55: RenzXVI: dip
- 14:39:13: Gunrilla: Typical thieving Dutch.
- 14:39:13: Gunrilla: I think I actually wanna go to The Netherlands.
- 14:39:13: Gunrilla: Or any Dutch country, tbh.
- 14:39:18: RenzXVI: Only Asians appreciate interesting food.
- 14:39:30: RenzXVI: Foreigners eat the same boring crap over and over again.
- 14:39:31: Blitzbear93: I also hate mayonnaise
- 14:39:33: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: there is only 1 dutch country
- 14:39:39: Blitzbear93: Mostly because ours is more sugar than anyhting
- 14:39:58: Starkiller131: Hello.
- 14:39:59: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: renz, that's bs
- 14:40:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: have you ever tried the french cuisine?
- 14:40:10: RenzXVI: No, it isn't. XD
- 14:40:21: CarloV3r: South-Africa has a Dutch-inspired language.
- 14:40:26: CarloV3r: It's not really Dutch.
- 14:40:26: RenzXVI: Snails, Yeah. Frogs, yeah.
- 14:40:31: Gunrilla: They have some really cool looking raves.
- 14:40:37: Blitzbear93: Affricaans sounds the Same
- 14:40:38: CarloV3r: Canada has a large population of Dutch.
- 14:41:12: CarloV3r: But there's only one real Dutch country.
- 14:41:51: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: bbl
- 14:41:58: Gunrilla: "There is a fast and foolproof way of embarrassing yourself in Holland. Enter a coffeeshop and ask for a cappuccino with a biscuit. Coffeeshops -remember this- do not sell coffee."
- 14:42:15: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: true, they don't
- 14:42:15: CarloV3r: True.
- 14:42:22: Blitzbear93: What?
- 14:42:32: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: they sell marijuana
- 14:42:38: Blitzbear93: Oh right
- 14:42:39: Blitzbear93: Lol
- 14:42:57: Gunrilla: "A 'Fries' is a sort of spare-Hollander that lives in the north in a province all for themselves. They love frozen water, Beerenburg (a form of euthanasia with alcohol) and endlessly pointing out that other Hollanders are not Fries."
- 14:43:33: CarloV3r: Under-developed Friezen.
- 14:44:23: Gunrilla: "Don't bother renting a car. Not only will you be able to steal more bikes then you can use but car traffic in Holland is not something to enjoy. Where the rest of the world uses kilometres to express the lengths of traffic jams, in Holland these are measured in weeks."
- 14:44:52: Blitzbear93: Truly?
- 14:45:00: Blitzbear93: Is traffic that and?
- 14:45:01: CarloV3r: What?
- 14:45:03: Blitzbear93: Bad*
- 14:45:09: Gunrilla: Apparently so.
- 14:45:28: Blitzbear93: I was asking the Dutchman
- 14:45:50: Gunrilla: Well fuck my input.
- 14:46:00: CarloV3r: Not really.
- 14:46:03: CarloV3r: Not worse than other countries.
- 14:46:20: Gunrilla: "In contradiction of many rumours, it is not legal to bring your mother in law to Holland for do-it-yourself euthanasia. Tourists are warned not to take matters into their own hands."
- 14:48:19: CarloV3r: Don't call it Holland.
- 14:48:38: Gunrilla: I'm not.
- 14:48:44: Gunrilla: I'm quoting.
- 14:48:48: Gunrilla: If you've got a problem, take it up with them.
- 14:49:26: CarloV3r: I've got a problem.
- 14:49:39: Gunrilla: That's a shame.
- 14:49:49: Blitzbear93: Thats the forst step xd
- 14:49:55: Blitzbear93: Admitting you have a problem
- 14:50:01: Gunrilla: ^
- 14:50:13: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Johnny Cash has no problems, he's amazing.
- 14:50:18: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ;)
- 14:50:24: CarloV3r: Johnny Cash had plenty of problems.
- 14:50:27: Gunrilla: "It would be wise to learn how to swim before you come to Holland. No, the dikes will hold, that's not the problem, but the large amount of lakes, streams, rivers canals and creaks could lead to painful mistakes."
- 14:50:27: Blitzbear93: Oh he had many problems xd
- 14:50:29: The Aspect Of Akatosh: True.
- 14:50:43: CarloV3r: No problems = No music
- 14:51:53: Gunrilla: Apparently Dutch birthdays aren't great.
- 14:52:13: Gunrilla: They're morbid affairs including discussions of politics, your job and your car.
- 14:52:24: Blitzbear93: Lel
- 14:54:00: Gunrilla: Not much else.
- 14:54:03: Gunrilla: What other country?
- 14:54:12: Gunrilla: Australia.
- 14:54:24: Blitzbear93: No they suck xd
- 14:54:28: Gunrilla: Gotta take the piss outta my own kind every once in a while.
- 14:54:44: CarloV3r: The Japanese?
- 14:55:00: Blitzbear93: Ypu can try it with nz but i will tell you ecah time one is wrong xd
- 14:55:20: Gunrilla: Carlo shut the fuck up and die.
- 14:55:34: Blitzbear93: Hey chill
- 14:56:20: Gunrilla: shshsh im not being serious.
- 14:56:22: Gunrilla: He knows this.
- 14:56:43: Blitzbear93: Oh ok
- 14:56:53: Gunrilla: Truly offending me over the internet is an impossible task.
- 14:56:58: Gunrilla: : P
- 14:57:08: Blitzbear93: "I ate your dog"
- 14:57:12: Blitzbear93: Offended Xd
- 14:57:16: Gunrilla: lelel
- 14:57:36: Gunrilla: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- 14:57:39: RenzXVI: Food!
- 14:57:48: Gunrilla: Doesn't matter, they're all too short.
- 14:58:00: RenzXVI: And their tables are too short to stand on.
- 14:58:11: Blitzbear93: They stack them xd
- 14:58:13: CarloV3r: End your life, Gunrilla.
- 14:58:13: RenzXVI: And they don't even have chairs.
- 14:58:19: Blitzbear93: And tehre walls are made of paper
- 14:58:26: Gunrilla: Fuck, Japanese really screwed themselves over.
- 14:58:45: KINMUNE: Hello there, Ramtanker183!
- 14:59:07: Gunrilla: What do you call a Japanese riot?
- 14:59:10: Gunrilla: A situasian.
- 14:59:19: Blitzbear93: Heh
- 15:00:52: Gunrilla: How do you know when a Japanese gang has robbed your house?
- 15:00:53: Gunrilla: All the rice is gone and 3 hours later they're still backing out of your driveway.
- 15:03:21: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ... (facepalm) I feel bad now.
- 15:03:26: Gunrilla: Japanese pregnancy test: shove a rubik's cube into her vagina. If it comes out solves, she's pregnant.
- 15:03:30: The Aspect Of Akatosh: That is just wrong.
- 15:03:34: Gunrilla: Why's that, Aka?
- 15:03:40: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Laughing at these.
- 15:03:51: Blitzbear93: Xd
- 15:04:05: The Aspect Of Akatosh: brb
- 15:04:05: Blitzbear93: To late now you're racist xd
- 15:04:12: Gunrilla: Why do you feel bad?
- 15:04:12: Gunrilla: Oh lel.
- 15:04:12: Gunrilla: Sorry, the lag on my end is stupid.
- 15:04:42: CarloV3r: *Too
- 15:05:00: Blitzbear93: I quote that it auto corrcet eyes
- 15:07:56: Qahnaarin1997: Ayy
- 15:09:35: CarloV3r: Hi
- 15:09:45: Qahnaarin1997: I have to go in like30 minutes
- 15:09:51: RenzXVI: I can solves Rubik's cubes but not because I am Asian.
- 15:09:55: RenzXVI: I just like puzzles.
- 15:10:22: RenzXVI: solve*
- 15:10:23: Blitzbear93: Be aus eyou are again
- 15:11:35: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Back.
- 15:12:01: The Aspect Of Akatosh: So. How is everyone?
- 15:12:26: Qahnaarin1997: Good. you?
- 15:12:55: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Good, playing Shadow of Mordor, trying to figure out how the fuck to kill a Graug.
- 15:17:11: KINMUNE: Hello there, Flightmare!
- 15:17:17: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Hey Flight.
- 15:17:26: Flightmare: hi
- 15:19:45: RenzXVI: I'm a pizza!
- 15:20:07: Flightmare: You'll be ugly by tomorrow.
- 15:20:20: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ^
- 15:30:19: KINMUNE: Hello there, Blitzbear93!
- 15:30:31: KINMUNE: Hello there, Khaleesi Zhavorsa!
- 15:30:37: Khaleesi Zhavorsa: Ffs finally.
- 15:30:46: Khaleesi Zhavorsa: Hi everyone.
- 15:31:57: KINMUNE: Hello there, The Aspect Of Akatosh!
- 15:32:04: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Anyone else's chat crash?
- 15:32:17: Khaleesi Zhavorsa: Mine wasn't working at all when I tried to join
- 15:32:35: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Mine wouldn't send messages, then wouldn't load at all after refreshing.
- 15:33:31: Khaleesi Zhavorsa: Mine logged on and said no one was on.
- 15:37:05: The Aspect Of Akatosh: .
- 15:37:09: Khaleesi Zhavorsa: .
- 15:37:11: Khaleesi Zhavorsa: lol
- 15:40:52: The Aspect Of Akatosh: WB
- 15:40:59: Blitzbear93: Chat threw me out xd
- 15:41:13: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Everyone out*
- 15:41:15: Blitzbear93: Then qhen i refreshed it wa s blank
- 15:41:29: Blitzbear93: Oh good thought was just me xd
- 15:43:23: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: chat threw me out?
- 15:43:31: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: didn't notice
- 15:43:43: KINMUNE: Hello there, DarkVaultBoy!
- 15:43:47: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi dark
- 15:44:04: DarkVaultBoy: lol
- 15:44:28: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Hey Dark.
- 15:44:50: DarkVaultBoy: my 6 year old sister accidentally started playing markiplier and pressed a button which opened youtube on my xbox and started playing the video she was watching
- 15:45:04: DarkVaultBoy: she wasn't accidentally watching markipler
- 15:45:06: Blitzbear93: I've done that
- 15:45:16: DarkVaultBoy: she accidentally started playing it on my tv
- 15:45:17: Blitzbear93: I've watched vids off mums phone on my xbox
- 15:45:21: The Aspect Of Akatosh: (facepalm)
- 15:45:24: Blitzbear93: Yeah somethings you can't unsee
- 15:45:27: DarkVaultBoy: yee
- 15:45:31: DarkVaultBoy: I feel so bad
- 15:45:34: DarkVaultBoy: she's becoming me
- 15:45:40: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 15:45:40: Blitzbear93: Thats bad
- 15:45:41: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Shit.
- 15:45:42: Blitzbear93: Relaly bad
- 15:45:50: Blitzbear93: Should we put her down now or :p
- 15:45:57: The Aspect Of Akatosh: We need to get rid of either Dark, or his sister, we can't have two of them.
- 15:46:09: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the world can't handle multiple darkvaultboys
- 15:46:19: The Aspect Of Akatosh: It can't handle one.
- 15:46:24: Blitzbear93: Take out his sister
- 15:46:30: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: we need to dispose of both
- 15:46:34: Blitzbear93: Shes carting thousands of egg can't have her breed one day xd
- 15:46:35: DarkVaultBoy: fook
- 15:46:39: Blitzbear93: Then we just get dark neutered
- 15:46:46: DarkVaultBoy: she's fucking 6 blitz
- 15:46:49: Blitzbear93: Yes
- 15:46:54: Blitzbear93: For now
- 15:46:56: DarkVaultBoy: talking about her eggs
- 15:46:57: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: dark is carrying more sperm than she carries eggs
- 15:47:06: Blitzbear93: Dark woman are horn with thousands of eggs
- 15:47:09: Blitzbear93: Born*
- 15:47:23: Blitzbear93: Yeha btu his are probs mostly blanks
- 15:47:32: Blitzbear93: Each of those gas technically could be fertilized xd
- 15:48:01: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Blitz, castration of Dark isn't the answer... Execution though..
- 15:48:02: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hypothetically yes, but has every one of your eggs been fertilised? thought so.
- 15:48:13: KINMUNE: Hello there, RenzXVI!
- 15:48:35: DarkVaultBoy: no
- 15:48:37: DarkVaultBoy: cut off my dick
- 15:48:38: DarkVaultBoy: plz
- 15:48:46: RenzXVI: What? I wasn't here?
- 15:48:49: Blitzbear93: Ine haven't been extracted and had stuff injected into them
- 15:48:49: The Aspect Of Akatosh: A female Dark, hell no.
- 15:48:51: Blitzbear93: Hers could
- 15:48:53: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: on average, men and women produce equal amounts of babies
- 15:48:55: RenzXVI: How long wasn't I here?
- 15:48:55: The Aspect Of Akatosh: And Renz, we were all kicked out.
- 15:49:01: RenzXVI: What?
- 15:49:05: Blitzbear93: Yeah xd
- 15:49:10: RenzXVI: http://i.imgur.com/wCNmorH.png
- 15:49:11: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Chat crashed.
- 15:50:17: Blitzbear93: Lockpicking on fallout 4 skyrim and fnv is so much easier than oblivion
- 15:50:38: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Lockpicking on Oblivion had the Skeleton Key and you could fucking skip the whole thing.
- 15:50:46: Blitzbear93: If you had it
- 15:51:05: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Unless you destroy it.
- 15:51:09: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: past level 10, i always had it
- 15:51:12: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ^
- 15:51:25: Blitzbear93: I almost never bothered using it
- 15:52:22: Blitzbear93: Man i wnat tolay but it's not backwards compatible
- 15:52:32: DarkVaultBoy: renz
- 15:52:43: DarkVaultBoy: how many jews have you eaten
- 15:52:55: RenzXVI: I am a pizza, jews eat me.
- 15:53:04: DarkVaultBoy: oh
- 15:53:04: Blitzbear93: My mums name gets called jewlee by her family xd
- 15:53:09: Blitzbear93: fu king englishmen xd
- 15:54:06: KINMUNE: Hello there, CarloV3r!
- 15:55:06: DarkVaultBoy: hey noig
- 15:55:10: DarkVaultBoy: o/
- 15:56:35: DarkVaultBoy: ofc postal comes up with "most controversial fps games you've never heard of"
- 16:03:14: RenzXVI: Watching another Korean film, I am on a roll! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Train_to_Busan
- 16:04:20: DarkVaultBoy: NK > SK
- 16:04:30: RenzXVI: Move there.
- 16:04:37: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: north korea best korea
- 16:04:42: DarkVaultBoy: ^
- 16:04:50: DarkVaultBoy: already 10 steps ahead of you
- 16:05:11: RenzXVI: What if Ashley was in front of a cliff?
- 16:05:14: RenzXVI: Good.
- 16:05:14: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: south koreans sometimes say their country is shit. you'll never hear about a north korean who says that.
- 16:06:14: RenzXVI: Yeah, because their leader can do it all, win the olympics, land on the moon etc.
- 16:06:26: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup
- 16:06:29: Blitzbear93: He invented hamburgers you know
- 16:06:38: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the fact that he can do all that shows he's superior
- 16:06:44: Blitzbear93: Dunno how he explained dthe name xd
- 16:07:10: DarkVaultBoy: he didn't
- 16:07:11: DarkVaultBoy: he calls it
- 16:07:12: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: he probably didn't
- 16:07:17: DarkVaultBoy: meat with two bread
- 16:07:24: DarkVaultBoy: that's the hamburger name in NK
- 16:07:25: Blitzbear93: Nk spy
- 16:07:30: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: like how he doesn't explain how people can land on the sun
- 16:07:41: CarloV3r: Israel #1 country in the world.
- 16:07:49: RenzXVI: He did it at night, Ashley.
- 16:07:56: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol true
- 16:08:17: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the sun is turned off at night
- 16:09:05: DarkVaultBoy: ISIS ftw
- 16:09:10: Blitzbear93: He is the sun xd
- 16:09:17: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: islamic state best state
- 16:09:37: Blitzbear93: Best state in america xd
- 16:09:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: after all, heathens like me need to be killed
- 16:09:54: Blitzbear93: Infidels
- 16:10:10: DarkVaultBoy: SUCC
- 16:10:16: DarkVaultBoy: oops
- 16:10:19: DarkVaultBoy: caps
- 16:10:20: DarkVaultBoy: sorry
- 16:11:29: RenzXVI: You really like to Succ, don't you? You keep advertising your business. XD
- 16:11:47: Blitzbear93: When you get oral cancer we will know
- 16:11:51: DarkVaultBoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhAeVfpy_Mo
- 16:11:53: KINMUNE: every anime
- 16:15:18: CarloV3r: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20-0GmqKXOE
- 16:15:20: KINMUNE: SJW's In Action #1
- 16:15:54: Blitzbear93: Reads like porn
- 16:19:23: DarkVaultBoy: CNN is fucking trash
- 16:19:47: Blitzbear93: Ffs
- 16:19:51: Blitzbear93: There goes hours of gameplay
- 16:19:55: Blitzbear93: Fucking freezing
- 16:19:57: Blitzbear93: Taught
- 16:20:01: Blitzbear93: Raugh*
- 16:20:49: Blitzbear93: I think ima go to bed now
- 16:20:54: Blitzbear93: Goodnight eveveryoenne
- 16:20:57: Blitzbear93: O/
- 16:21:03: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: gn
- 16:24:18: CarloV3r: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
- 16:24:20: KINMUNE: Hechizeros Band - El Sonidito
- 16:25:35: KINMUNE: Hello there, Wizardsofdra!
- 16:26:52: CarloV3r: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WtYOaB-QwE
- 16:26:55: KINMUNE: Swastika bike
- 16:27:32: CarloV3r: I want one.
- 16:38:27: The Aspect Of Akatosh: .
- 16:50:27: KINMUNE: Hello there, ShawnCognitionCP!
- 16:50:33: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Hey.
- 16:50:43: ShawnCognitionCP: Hello.
- 16:50:51: The Aspect Of Akatosh: How are you?
- 16:51:25: ShawnCognitionCP: As perfect as always. Yourself?
- 16:51:30: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Good.
- 16:58:20: KINMUNE: Hello there, Addemup9001!
- 16:58:28: The Aspect Of Akatosh: o/
- 16:58:31: Addemup9001: hello
- 16:58:41: Addemup9001: \o
- 16:59:10: Addemup9001: Would you be interested in an Ultimate Crossover?
- 16:59:10: RenzXVI: OMG, they didn't kill Kenny! You bastards!
- 16:59:25: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
- 16:59:29: RenzXVI: MLP + Skyrim already happened with mods. No.
- 16:59:59: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 17:00:12: Addemup9001: @Renz not what I meant
- 17:01:50: Addemup9001: I think they killed chat
- 17:01:58: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Ha.
- 17:02:11: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Renz is what keeps this chat alive, so no.
- 17:02:47: RenzXVI: Ironic I am watching a zombie film right now. XD
- 17:03:42: KINMUNE: Hello there, Ghastbuster!
- 17:03:52: RenzXVI: hi
- 17:07:18: Ghastbuster: hello!
- 17:07:40: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Hello.
- 17:07:47: RenzXVI: I have bread!
- 17:07:54: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hello
- 17:08:06: RenzXVI: Cold bread
- 17:08:06: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i have bread too
- 17:08:39: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Renz, why is your pic pizza on what appears to be a mule?
- 17:09:32: RenzXVI: It's a midget horse.
- 17:10:17: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Lol
- 17:11:12: Addemup9001: Would any of you be interested in an Ultimate Crossover?
- 17:11:21: ShawnCognitionCP: "MLP + Skyrim"
- 17:11:23: ShawnCognitionCP: AKA
- 17:11:31: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Cancer.
- 17:11:37: ShawnCognitionCP: LGBT+
- 17:11:54: ShawnCognitionCP: If I call it gay, it's offensive.
- 17:12:00: ShawnCognitionCP: If I call it LGBT+, it's ok.
- 17:12:47: Addemup9001: why do people bring up skyrim mods when a) I'm actually talking about a wiki, and b) I don't even have skyrim?
- 17:13:04: ShawnCognitionCP: Whats
- 17:13:11: ShawnCognitionCP: What's the crossover?*
- 17:13:12: RenzXVI: Because you keep asking if we want to hear something we have no clue about.
- 17:13:26: RenzXVI: Might as well ask me if I think you look good in a skirt.
- 17:13:30: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ... You don't have Skyrim?
- 17:13:35: Addemup9001: nope
- 17:13:37: The Aspect Of Akatosh: O_o
- 17:13:42: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Oblivion?
- 17:13:56: Addemup9001: I'm too young to have any TES games
- 17:14:01: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 17:14:02: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Morrowind?
- 17:14:04: RenzXVI: He only has MLP.
- 17:14:19: ShawnCognitionCP: My Little Pony should be exterminated.
- 17:14:20: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i had 18+ games when i was 12
- 17:14:21: ShawnCognitionCP: Men should be masculine.
- 17:14:23: ShawnCognitionCP: Not horsefuckers.
- 17:14:45: Addemup9001: "EXTERMINATE"
- 17:14:45: RenzXVI: Stay away from my midget horse with pizza on top!
- 17:14:46: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Morrowind's rated 13, Oblivion was originally rated 13... O_o
- 17:14:51: Addemup9001: - Dalek
- 17:15:24: Addemup9001: I did not know that
- 17:15:38: ShawnCognitionCP: Play a family friendly game.
- 17:15:40: ShawnCognitionCP: Postal 2.
- 17:15:43: Addemup9001: But, I do really want Skyrim
- 17:15:53: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: why are you in a TES chat if you don't have a TES game?
- 17:16:10: Addemup9001: no idea
- 17:16:13: Addemup9001: but..
- 17:16:23: Ghastbuster: *portal 2*
- 17:16:32: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Postal 2*
- 17:16:36: The Aspect Of Akatosh: It's a great game.
- 17:16:37: Addemup9001: look at my pic Does that look family-friendly to you?
- 17:16:47: ShawnCognitionCP: Portal 2 can suck my dick.
- 17:16:51: ShawnCognitionCP: Postal 2 is where it's at.
- 17:16:54: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ^
- 17:17:14: ShawnCognitionCP: You can't use a cat as a silencer and piss on graves in Portal 2.
- 17:17:21: Ghastbuster: Yeah, Postal 2 is great, I guess...
- 17:17:26: Addemup9001: I'm actually just here for the lore
- 17:17:33: Addemup9001: I like TES lore
- 17:17:59: The Aspect Of Akatosh: How about the part where it explains how Molag Bal creates vampires, do you like that lore? :)
- 17:18:37: ShawnCognitionCP: How about the part where Vivec bites Molag Bal's cock and learns the secret of the universe, along with how to use his cock as a spear, from it?
- 17:18:49: ShawnCognitionCP: And then kills all of their children with his dick?
- 17:19:09: The Aspect Of Akatosh: How about the part where a woman kills her own children in service to Sithis?
- 17:19:35: The Aspect Of Akatosh: And is worshiped as the Night Mother.
- 17:20:18: Addemup9001: wut...
- 17:20:20: ShawnCognitionCP: God-on-god dickbitting>sacrifice.
- 17:20:28: ShawnCognitionCP: Vivec is the single best part of TES lore.
- 17:20:44: Addemup9001: I remember hearing about that on Youtube
- 17:20:48: Addemup9001: Vivec
- 17:20:50: The Aspect Of Akatosh: (facepalm)
- 17:20:51: ShawnCognitionCP: Or when Cyrus throat-punched Talos on the moon.
- 17:21:32: ShawnCognitionCP: Cyrus serves the HoonDing.
- 17:21:36: ShawnCognitionCP: He is the CoonNig.
- 17:22:29: Ghastbuster: Wow, a lot a TES lore I just got educated about.
- 17:23:05: KINMUNE: Hello there, The Crusader of Truth!
- 17:23:08: The Crusader of Truth: o/
- 17:23:22: ShawnCognitionCP: The Fellowship of the Cactus is here.
- 17:24:03: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Hail Gandalf.
- 17:24:21: The Aspect Of Akatosh: (cactus)
- 17:24:23: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ;(
- 17:24:56: ShawnCognitionCP: Atvel won't add a cactus emote until one of us uploads an emote-sized cactus picture to the wiki.
- 17:25:00: ShawnCognitionCP: And we're all too lazy to do it.
- 17:25:19: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Crus, go find a fucking emote-sized cactus.
- 17:25:39: RenzXVI: The emoji seems like it?
- 17:25:50: RenzXVI: Cant it be cropped?
- 17:26:21: The Aspect Of Akatosh: https://discordapp.com/assets/030e6d2efc368f721295748885f468c4.svg How about this, got it from Discord?
- 17:26:32: RenzXVI: 🌵
- 17:27:07: ShawnCognitionCP: 🌵Cactus Commando Gimli 🌵
- 17:29:33: Ghastbuster: Oh yeah, to the skyrim players, what is your favorite daedric quest?
- 17:30:06: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: sanguine, i think
- 17:30:11: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: sheogorath was good too
- 17:30:30: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Probably Boethiah's, or Peryite's.
- 17:31:35: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i also kinda liked malacath's quest
- 17:31:41: Addemup9001: Can you please give feedback for this wiki, if you can? http://tuc2.wikia.com/wiki/The_Ultimate_Crossover_Wikia
- 17:32:35: KINMUNE: Hello there, Illyasviell von eisenbern!
- 17:32:41: RenzXVI: Home page doesn't even say what it's supposed to be about.
- 17:32:47: Illyasviell von eisenbern: does anyone know an analogy for the chloroplast of a cell?
- 17:33:30: Ghastbuster: Chloroplast of a cell = Solar panel? I guess...
- 17:33:58: ShawnCognitionCP: The kikes of the plant.
- 17:34:07: ShawnCognitionCP: They kike up the sun.
- 17:34:24: ShawnCognitionCP: Photon hoarders.
- 17:35:27: Illyasviell von eisenbern: thanks Ghast
- 17:36:20: The Crusader of Truth: o/
- 17:36:23: ShawnCognitionCP: Hey, spic.
- 17:36:24: The Aspect Of Akatosh: o/
- 17:36:35: Ghastbuster: Hello!
- 17:36:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
- 17:37:40: Illyasviell von eisenbern: anology forr a cell wall
- 17:37:48: ShawnCognitionCP: The condom.
- 17:38:07: ShawnCognitionCP: The great wall of microscopic defense.
- 17:38:11: Illyasviell von eisenbern: school apropiate
- 17:38:20: ShawnCognitionCP: The knight's armor.
- 17:38:26: ShawnCognitionCP: The shield.
- 17:38:44: Ghastbuster: The country's border
- 17:39:16: Illyasviell von eisenbern: centriole
- 17:39:34: ShawnCognitionCP: The beaners.
- 17:39:43: Illyasviell von eisenbern: hun?
- 17:39:49: The Aspect Of Akatosh: brb
- 17:40:02: Illyasviell von eisenbern: wtf is a beaner
- 17:40:09: ShawnCognitionCP: >wtf is a beaner
- 17:40:13: ShawnCognitionCP: I'm done.
- 17:40:19: ShawnCognitionCP: Crusader, help.
- 17:40:42: ShawnCognitionCP: It's a racial slur for Mexicans.
- 17:40:54: Ghastbuster: centriole = maid who cleans up the house
- 17:42:17: Addemup9001: I've added an "about" section to the wiki, @Renz
- 17:44:36: Illyasviell von eisenbern: i said it needs to be school appropriate for school SHAWN
- 17:45:02: ShawnCognitionCP: Beaners probably built the damned school.
- 17:45:06: ShawnCognitionCP: Be grateful.
- 17:45:09: The Crusader of Truth: ^
- 17:45:18: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ^
- 17:45:33: The Crusader of Truth: ^stop copying me
- 17:45:42: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Shut the hell up, Gandalf. ;)
- 17:45:56: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Lol
- 17:46:01: ShawnCognitionCP: Legolas, I'm still mad you randomly showed up in the Hobbit movies.
- 17:46:07: ShawnCognitionCP: He wasn't supposed to be in them.
- 17:46:16: The Crusader of Truth: I know you're not even in the book but you can be more original than that Legolas (Y)
- 17:46:17: The Aspect Of Akatosh: I'm still mad too.
- 17:46:44: ShawnCognitionCP: They just randomly decided to throw him in.
- 17:46:49: ShawnCognitionCP: No reason at all.
- 17:46:54: Ghastbuster: Oh yeah, who else hates going through Bleak Falls Barrow after every new playthrough of Skyrim?
- 17:46:58: The Aspect Of Akatosh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc I still don't know why this is a video.
- 17:47:00: KINMUNE: Trolling Saruman
- 17:47:00: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Nobody.
- 17:47:03: The Crusader of Truth: "We need elves so we don't be racist" (Y)
- 17:47:05: The Aspect Of Akatosh: It's fun.
- 17:47:15: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: there are worse dungeons than bleak falls barrow
- 17:47:17: The Aspect Of Akatosh: That's probably it Crus.
- 17:47:39: The Crusader of Truth: Also Akatosh that video is cancer xD
- 17:47:55: The Aspect Of Akatosh: I'm also pissed that they made The Hobbit take place right before Fellowship.
- 17:47:59: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Crus...
- 17:48:01: The Aspect Of Akatosh: We can use that.
- 17:48:08: ShawnCognitionCP: It didn't.
- 17:48:09: The Aspect Of Akatosh: If /d invades.
- 17:48:11: ShawnCognitionCP: It was 77 years before.
- 17:48:13: ShawnCognitionCP: Same as the books.
- 17:48:14: The Crusader of Truth: ^
- 17:48:57: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Shawn, in the movie, it begins with Bilbo writing in his journal, and ends with him inviting Gandalf into Bag End, same as the beginning of the Fellowship.
- 17:49:06: Illyasviell von eisenbern: hello can someone give me an anology for centriole that is school appropriate
- 17:49:20: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes, but the actual adventure was 77 years previous.
- 17:49:38: ShawnCognitionCP: The intro was just to set up the adventure being told.
- 17:49:46: ShawnCognitionCP: Hence Bilbo being old as fuck, and then young.
- 17:49:54: The Crusader of Truth: ^
- 17:49:57: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Yeah, but I still dislike that they did that.
- 17:50:04: Ghastbuster: Centriole = one who cleans the home(maid)
- 17:50:11: The Crusader of Truth: y tho
- 17:50:23: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Because they could've easily gone without it.
- 17:50:37: The Crusader of Truth: Akatosh
- 17:50:44: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Hmm?
- 17:50:49: The Crusader of Truth: They had to do something to get three movies in one book
- 17:51:00: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Yeah, that is true...
- 17:51:00: The Crusader of Truth: Every second matters
- 17:51:21: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i hate them for stretching it over 3 movies just to make more money off of it
- 17:51:31: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Now I'm worried about the Silmarrion (Whatever you call it)
- 17:51:44: ShawnCognitionCP: I love how Orlando Bloom plays Legolas, yet for Bard, they got rip-off Orlando Bloom.
- 17:51:59: ShawnCognitionCP: He's actually in the movies and they still hired a look-alike.
- 17:51:59: The Crusader of Truth: lel
- 17:52:32: ShawnCognitionCP: The Hobbit didn't feel stretched at all.
- 17:52:36: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ^
- 17:52:37: ShawnCognitionCP: In fact, it felt incredibly nut-shelled.
- 17:52:50: ShawnCognitionCP: The three movies were more than necessary.
- 17:53:07: ShawnCognitionCP: The book could have easily been five movies, if they would have kept everything right.
- 17:53:46: The Crusader of Truth: inb4 someone makes another lotr book 5 movies
- 17:54:29: KINMUNE: Hello there, Flightmare!
- 17:54:32: The Aspect Of Akatosh: inb4 they make http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/The_Children_of_H%C3%BArin A movie.
- 17:54:45: Flightmare: Lol looks my client has frozen for a few hours
- 17:54:54: Flightmare: I didn't notice
- 17:55:19: The Crusader of Truth: o/
- 17:55:26: Flightmare: Except for it being a bit quite over the last 2-3 hours :P
- 17:57:24: Illyasviell von eisenbern: help me please i need an analogy for a cells centriole
- 18:01:14: Ghastbuster: Does this dude not notice when I give him an analogy?
- 18:01:55: Addemup9001: Can you please give feedback for this wiki, if you can? http://tuc2.wikia.com/wiki/The_Ultimate_Crossover_Wikia
- 18:03:24: Ghastbuster: Oh yeah, is it bad that I'm playing Skyrim, in an RP, and in this chat at the same time with three different devices? Just wondering...
- 18:03:33: Flightmare: From a wiki point of view, the third header would be better as first header.
- 18:04:11: Flightmare: I think it is fairly common, Ghastbuster.
- 18:07:52: Addemup9001: fixed it @Flightmare
- 18:08:19: Flightmare: Are you experienced with image editing?
- 18:09:08: Ghastbuster: @Addemup9001, It is not a bad wiki. Did you come up with it?
- 18:09:55: Addemup9001: yes
- 18:10:10: Addemup9001: I did, ghast
- 18:10:18: Flightmare: You can make a word mark (the top left icon that replaces the name in text)
- 18:10:23: Flightmare: 250 by 65 px
- 18:10:33: Addemup9001: Flight, I do have an image editor
- 18:10:37: Flightmare: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb24/elderscrolls/images/8/89/Wiki-wordmark.png
- 18:10:40: Flightmare: like this
- 18:10:42: Addemup9001: And I know how to use it
- 18:11:27: Flightmare: [[w:c:tuc2:Special:ThemeDesigner]]
- 18:11:51: Flightmare: You can give it a word mark and favicon there.
- 18:11:55: Ghastbuster: @Addemup9001 Great, then consider me a member.
- 18:12:18: Flightmare: But it looks like you've seen the Theme Designer before
- 18:12:22: Addemup9001: Wow, thanks, ghast!
- 18:12:29: Addemup9001: I have
- 18:13:54: KINMUNE: Hello there, ShineCrazy!
- 18:14:02: ShineCrazy: good morning
- 18:14:08: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: mornin
- 18:15:06: Ghastbuster: morning? It's 2:14 pm for me.
- 18:15:18: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: timezones
- 18:15:21: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Timezones exist.
- 18:16:06: Ghastbuster: Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry about that.
- 18:16:15: RenzXVI: It's 2am for me.
- 18:16:26: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: 20:16 for me
- 18:16:27: RenzXVI: It's 7 am in NZ.
- 18:17:23: RenzXVI: I mean 6
- 18:18:50: KINMUNE: Hello there, Starkiller131!
- 18:20:14: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
- 18:20:24: Ghastbuster: Hello!
- 18:20:32: Starkiller131: Hello
- 18:20:32: ShineCrazy: oh well, I live in europe but that doesn't stop me from wishing you people a wonderful morning anyways
- 18:20:36: Illyasviell von eisenbern: im one this one to starkiller
- 18:20:47: The Aspect Of Akatosh: O_o
- 18:20:49: ShineCrazy: time on the clock is overrated
- 18:20:54: Starkiller131: Wot
- 18:20:56: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: in that case, merry christmas shine
- 18:21:01: Starkiller131: XD
- 18:21:04: Illyasviell von eisenbern: wrong starkiller
- 18:21:05: ShineCrazy: fenk ju
- 18:21:11: Starkiller131: -.-
- 18:21:15: Illyasviell von eisenbern: finch sei
- 18:21:22: ShineCrazy: well, and who says that a greeting formula is to be taken literally anyways
- 18:21:31: Starkiller131: Starkiller111 doesn't belong on wikia XD
- 18:21:36: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Which Starkiller?
- 18:21:54: ShineCrazy: how about taking a bit more poeitcally: the sun can rise anytime if you're just willing to see it - in that sense, good morning
- 18:22:04: ShineCrazy: any problems? :>
- 18:22:17: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: poets can be weird
- 18:22:37: ShineCrazy: indeed though I have never come across any
- 18:23:58: ShineCrazy: perhaps they're like jesuits and you just don't know, don't recognise them immediately :O
- 18:27:45: Illyasviell von eisenbern: help me please i need an analogy for a cells centriole
- 18:27:59: Illyasviell von eisenbern: help me please i need an analogy for a cells vesical
- 18:28:24: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: you have been given one the last time you asked
- 18:28:32: RenzXVI: All you need is a cell... Mug a police man!
- 18:30:16: Illyasviell von eisenbern: im on another problem this one is analogy for a cells vesical
- 18:30:36: The Crusader of Truth: You might as well email us your homework at this rate xD
- 18:30:45: ShawnCognitionCP: Do your own homework.
- 18:33:58: Illyasviell von eisenbern: it is the last problem honors bio is hard as fuc
- 18:34:27: ShawnCognitionCP: >honors biology >asking for simply analogies for cell parts
- 18:34:31: ShawnCognitionCP: Honors in what, second grade?
- 18:35:14: Illyasviell von eisenbern: 10th
- 18:36:41: Ghastbuster: Biology is eighth grade, right? At least, that's when I completed it.
- 18:37:06: Illyasviell von eisenbern: it is 10th grade
- 18:38:16: ShawnCognitionCP: I had different levels of biology and ecology in seventh, eighth, and ninth.
- 18:39:32: The Crusader of Truth: ^way more than what NC made me do
- 18:40:03: Ghastbuster: Oh, I feel sorry for you.
- 18:41:35: ShawnCognitionCP: I doubled down on science classes.
- 18:41:46: ShawnCognitionCP: Had every mathematics credit I needed by the end of 10th grade.
- 18:41:47: The Crusader of Truth: Ah
- 18:43:06: The Crusader of Truth: In NC we only had one bio class + a general science class that went over chemistry, biology, and Earth science
- 18:43:26: The Crusader of Truth: For biology stuff oc
- 18:44:11: The Crusader of Truth: Gotta go be back later o/
- 18:50:06: KINMUNE: Hello there, Pelinal Whitestrake!
- 18:50:17: Pelinal Whitestrake: Hello.
- 18:50:47: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Hey Pelinal.
- 18:52:28: ShawnCognitionCP: Hey, fag.
- 18:53:30: Pelinal Whitestrake: Moin
- 18:53:36: ShawnCognitionCP: Mein negger
- 18:53:47: Pelinal Whitestrake: *Neger
- 18:54:07: ShawnCognitionCP: I will board an oofoh.
- 18:54:15: Pelinal Whitestrake: wut
- 18:54:23: ShineCrazy: Ufo*
- 18:54:23: ShawnCognitionCP: UFO.
- 18:54:26: ShawnCognitionCP: Oohoh.
- 18:54:30: ShawnCognitionCP: Oofoh*
- 18:54:33: ShawnCognitionCP: My bad.
- 18:54:36: Ghastbuster: Ok, so I just got out of Bleak Falls Barrow, and got full hide armor, and Gold necklace,a silver garnet ring, and a Battleaxe of Ice. I think I'm invincible, but I just know this bear will prove me wrong.
- 18:54:47: ShawnCognitionCP: http://www.ufosightingsdaily.com/
- 18:54:56: ShawnCognitionCP: Oofoh sightings daily.
- 18:55:10: ShineCrazy: lol
- 18:55:12: ShawnCognitionCP: I just love how bullshit everything on this website is.
- 18:55:25: Pelinal Whitestrake: Please don't tell me you've went from masturbating to gore to masturbating to butchered german and faked UFO sightings, Shawn.
- 18:55:32: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Such terrible photoshop.
- 18:55:59: ShawnCognitionCP: I'm naming my skull "Agent Scully" just to spite you, AES.
- 18:56:02: ShawnCognitionCP: You don't even know.
- 18:56:16: ShawnCognitionCP: u think u no shit but u dont
- 18:56:24: ShawnCognitionCP: ull be so sry une day
- 18:56:59: Pelinal Whitestrake: I hope your axons randomly quit reploarising back to their resting potential one day.
- 18:57:26: ShawnCognitionCP: I hope you fall into deep depression and kill yourself, and donate your body to science.
- 18:57:33: ShawnCognitionCP: I'll then buy your skull.
- 18:57:37: ShawnCognitionCP: The ultimate spite.
- 18:57:37: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Okay, Spooky Mulder. ;)
- 18:58:39: ShawnCognitionCP: .
- 18:58:59: Pelinal Whitestrake: I hope your myelin sheath disintegrates and gets scarred by gliacells to the point where you become paralyzed, faggot.
- 18:59:18: ShawnCognitionCP: I hope you suffer a severe anal prolapse.
- 18:59:37: ShawnCognitionCP: If I become a cripple, then I'll literally be the next Hawking.
- 19:00:02: Pelinal Whitestrake: Nigger you couldn't even pull a root without relying on a calculator
- 19:00:12: ShineCrazy: hmm... just out of curiosity, are you particularly interested in his skull or would any skull do
- 19:00:15: ShineCrazy: nqa
- 19:00:40: ShawnCognitionCP: You couldn't even multiply your age by the modern year without a tutor.
- 19:00:44: The Aspect Of Akatosh: http://imgur.com/a/u8QSB (facepalm)
- 19:00:56: Pelinal Whitestrake: Nigger you don't even know how to multiply a vector
- 19:00:59: ShawnCognitionCP: Even if you could, you'd suffer a panic attack if you said the answer online.
- 19:02:02: Pelinal Whitestrake: test
- 19:02:20: ShawnCognitionCP: >finished every mathematics credit by grade ten, doubled down in science >honors
- 19:02:21: ShawnCognitionCP: Kek
- 19:02:53: Pelinal Whitestrake: Boi, german education probably reaches the same level as grade ten american education in grade 7.
- 19:03:47: ShawnCognitionCP: Public school, maybe in a longshot.
- 19:03:52: ShawnCognitionCP: Not a public school student.
- 19:04:21: ShawnCognitionCP: We also have the ability to sign for college level courses and even work towards our college credits whilst in High School.
- 19:04:23: ShawnCognitionCP: Yeet nigga
- 19:04:53: Pelinal Whitestrake: And we get one of the best graduation certificates on the world by ending high school
- 19:05:24: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes. So you can get into a good college. Which I can work towards before graduating.
- 19:05:38: Pelinal Whitestrake: Oberstufe in Germany is college leve.
- 19:05:40: Pelinal Whitestrake: level*
- 19:05:48: Pelinal Whitestrake: Advanced courses in the Oberstufe use college material.
- 19:06:00: ShawnCognitionCP: As to my high end classes.
- 19:06:13: ShawnCognitionCP: do*
- 19:06:15: ShawnCognitionCP: My bad.
- 19:07:21: Pelinal Whitestrake: Odd, I'd have expected us to be kicked by now.
- 19:07:36: ShawnCognitionCP: This is no man's land.
- 19:08:16: Pelinal Whitestrake: 2014 was the peak of moderation and drama.
- 19:09:23: ShawnCognitionCP: >Ej
- 19:09:33: ShawnCognitionCP: Anything but a peak, AES>
- 19:10:34: Pelinal Whitestrake: EJ was a gigantic faggot, but the chat was still fairly well moderated.
- 19:11:02: ShawnCognitionCP: He told me he loved me and wanted me to write him gore erotica.
- 19:11:12: ShawnCognitionCP: He was the king of the twinks.
- 19:11:25: ShawnCognitionCP: As with Ketick. Also said he liked me.
- 19:11:30: ShawnCognitionCP: Brandon was also a twink.
- 19:11:35: ShawnCognitionCP: The trio of faggotry.
- 19:11:54: ShawnCognitionCP: PLP got cucked into life-wide submission.
- 19:12:01: Pelinal Whitestrake: EJ told me he loved me, tried to seduce me several times, threatened suicide over Nationstates to me several times and lied about himself being raped.
- 19:12:09: ShawnCognitionCP: s a m e
- 19:12:19: ShawnCognitionCP: He offered to send me a phallic image.
- 19:12:23: ShawnCognitionCP: Should have accepted and posted it on Nationstates.
- 19:12:32: Pelinal Whitestrake: ^
- 19:12:45: Pelinal Whitestrake: PLP was a gigantic cuck.
- 19:12:48: Pelinal Whitestrake: Aria was a whore.
- 19:12:54: ShawnCognitionCP: Both Ketick and EJ threatened suicide when I said I was done talking to them.
- 19:12:56: Pelinal Whitestrake: Brandon was just autistic.
- 19:13:05: ShawnCognitionCP: Plipper was a worthless autistic shitpipe.
- 19:13:22: ShawnCognitionCP: Brandon was literally autistic.
- 19:13:23: Pelinal Whitestrake: I think Plipper was a pseudo-intellectual autistic hippie.
- 19:13:27: ShawnCognitionCP: He had severe autism.
- 19:13:30: ShawnCognitionCP: Diagnosed, of course.
- 19:13:47: ShawnCognitionCP: Max was something else.
- 19:13:53: ShawnCognitionCP: The one with the HAL9000 picture.
- 19:14:01: ShawnCognitionCP: That was banned like 12 times before we actually got rid of him.
- 19:14:21: Pelinal Whitestrake: I thought JIGSAW was funny.
- 19:14:36: ShawnCognitionCP: Jigsaw had his moments.
- 19:15:13: ShawnCognitionCP: Ketick was a stereotypical edgy emo kid.
- 19:15:22: Pelinal Whitestrake: Ketick liked to suck cock.
- 19:15:31: ShawnCognitionCP: He always said he'd kill himself, listened to Linkin Park, and talked about depression 24/7.
- 19:15:51: Pelinal Whitestrake: Oh, he also had a fetish for vampires and wanted to be fucked by Plipper and Aria.
- 19:16:01: ShawnCognitionCP: ^^^^
- 19:16:12: ShawnCognitionCP: He called Aria his "mommy".
- 19:16:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Fucking "mommy".
- 19:16:17: Pelinal Whitestrake: Both of them.
- 19:16:31: Pelinal Whitestrake: I also recall several instances of him roleplaying borderline Hentai porn with them.
- 19:16:38: Pelinal Whitestrake: Of course, with his character(s) as the sub.
- 19:16:51: ShawnCognitionCP: I remember logging into PLP's chatzy and seeing him dirty talking Aria.
- 19:16:56: ShawnCognitionCP: It was so cringeworthy.
- 19:17:01: Pelinal Whitestrake: Happened to me in their wiki.
- 19:17:11: ShawnCognitionCP: They forgot to lock the message viewer.
- 19:17:18: ShawnCognitionCP: You could just access any messages they sent.
- 19:17:18: Pelinal Whitestrake: Literally went in as PLP "inserted his pulsing cock into her ass"
- 19:17:28: ShawnCognitionCP: Oh my god.
- 19:17:36: Pelinal Whitestrake: They kicked me.
- 19:17:39: ShawnCognitionCP: Poetic.
- 19:18:31: ShawnCognitionCP: Snow wasn't any better.
- 19:18:32: ShawnCognitionCP: Snowbird.
- 19:18:41: Pelinal Whitestrake: I thought he was alright.
- 19:18:44: ShawnCognitionCP: He PMed me talking about how he was so hype he "had sex that day".
- 19:18:49: Pelinal Whitestrake: A bit odd at times but still alright to talk to.
- 19:18:50: ShawnCognitionCP: I asked for the story.
- 19:18:53: ShawnCognitionCP: It was a cunt on wikia.
- 19:18:54: ShawnCognitionCP: This wiki.
- 19:18:56: ShawnCognitionCP: Through PM.
- 19:18:59: ShawnCognitionCP: Fucking cyber sex.
- 19:19:20: ShawnCognitionCP: He used to invite me to 20+ person Facebook chats. I'd just spam gore.
- 19:19:36: ShawnCognitionCP: Then you had Ika and Werb.
- 19:19:39: ShawnCognitionCP: c h r i s t
- 19:19:44: ShawnCognitionCP: That was horrid.
- 19:20:12: ShawnCognitionCP: Ika himself was cool. A cunt, but a cool cunt that was cool to talk too. Nowadays, he's still cool. No issue with the guy himself.
- 19:20:14: ShawnCognitionCP: But that situation?
- 19:20:17: ShawnCognitionCP: c r i n g e
- 19:20:35: Pelinal Whitestrake: Ika is a cunt.
- 19:20:40: ShawnCognitionCP: AES.
- 19:20:42: ShawnCognitionCP: We're cunts.
- 19:20:42: Pelinal Whitestrake: Basically a failure.
- 19:20:50: Pelinal Whitestrake: Yeah, but I don't think we're failures.
- 19:21:02: ShawnCognitionCP: Ika just so happens to like narcotics instead of alcohol.
- 19:21:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Just a different poison.
- 19:22:36: Pelinal Whitestrake: To me, he seems like a would-be 4chaning redditfag.
- 19:23:00: Pelinal Whitestrake: Wouldn't be surprised if he wears a fedora IRL.
- 19:23:13: ShawnCognitionCP: He looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
- 19:23:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Well, used too.
- 19:23:32: ShawnCognitionCP: Now he looks like an 80's slasher movie jock.
- 19:23:38: KINMUNE: Hello there, SnowFiary!
- 19:24:11: Pelinal Whitestrake: I could guess.
- 19:24:20: Pelinal Whitestrake: Hey Snowfiary.
- 19:25:21: ShawnCognitionCP: AES, I've looked more into my bone supplier.
- 19:25:25: ShawnCognitionCP: You can purchase fossils.
- 19:25:31: ShawnCognitionCP: Including ancient human artifacts.
- 19:25:33: ShawnCognitionCP: Old tools.
- 19:25:34: SnowFiary: Shawn
- 19:25:35: ShawnCognitionCP: Tool parts.
- 19:25:40: ShawnCognitionCP: Very nice collection.
- 19:25:42: ShawnCognitionCP: Even dinosaur bones.
- 19:25:48: SnowFiary: you can buy anything if you have the money
- 19:25:53: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Ha.
- 19:25:58: SnowFiary: aspect
- 19:26:00: The Aspect Of Akatosh: You can't buy the White House.
- 19:26:04: The Aspect Of Akatosh: (yes)
- 19:26:05: Pelinal Whitestrake: You're going to look even more like an exceptional individual. Unless you go and study anthropology.
- 19:26:06: SnowFiary: says who?
- 19:26:09: SnowFiary: the president?
- 19:26:16: SnowFiary: how the fuck you think they got elected?
- 19:26:22: The Aspect Of Akatosh: By democracy.
- 19:26:32: SnowFiary: not all of them
- 19:28:39: ShawnCognitionCP: http://www.skullsunlimited.com/record_variant.php?id=10594
- 19:28:40: ShawnCognitionCP: Yeet
- 19:29:23: Pelinal Whitestrake: Rename yourself to ShawnExceptionalIndividual.
- 19:29:44: ShawnCognitionCP: "Cognition" has a better ring to it.
- 19:29:52: SnowFiary: not really
- 19:30:07: Pelinal Whitestrake: ^
- 19:30:08: ShawnCognitionCP: Your opinion doesn't matter.
- 19:30:15: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ^
- 19:30:15: SnowFiary: neither does yours
- 19:30:26: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Cognition is perfect as it is.
- 19:30:27: ShawnCognitionCP: I don't have opinions.
- 19:30:31: SnowFiary: your life is one
- 19:30:34: SnowFiary: XD
- 19:30:50: ShawnCognitionCP: That didn't even make sense, but you seem proud of it.
- 19:30:55: SnowFiary: it actual does
- 19:31:07: SnowFiary: aspect
- 19:31:11: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ?;
- 19:31:18: SnowFiary: what the fuck do i do to take down a helicopter in darkness?
- 19:31:21: SnowFiary: my guns dont do shit lol
- 19:31:27: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Not sure.
- 19:31:38: ShawnCognitionCP: The Darkness?
- 19:31:42: ShawnCognitionCP: Throw shit at it.
- 19:31:42: SnowFiary: yeah
- 19:31:48: SnowFiary: iim on a roff
- 19:31:50: SnowFiary: roof*
- 19:31:55: SnowFiary: with only human bodies to throw
- 19:31:56: Pelinal Whitestrake: *The Edge
- 19:32:06: SnowFiary: dafuq you talking about willis
- 19:32:37: Pelinal Whitestrake: *The Darkedge
- 19:32:45: ShawnCognitionCP: Bloodedge the Hedgehog.
- 19:32:58: Pelinal Whitestrake: *The Edgeness
- 19:33:36: Pelinal Whitestrake: Shawn, Coldsteel vs Bloodedge.
- 19:33:49: ShawnCognitionCP: Buy this, AES.
- 19:33:51: ShawnCognitionCP: You need it.
- 19:33:52: ShawnCognitionCP: http://www.skullsunlimited.com/record_variant.php?id=9912
- 19:34:17: SnowFiary: your opinion doesnt matter
- 19:34:24: DarkVaultBoy: rekt
- 19:35:07: DarkVaultBoy: wb
- 19:35:10: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Snow, neither does yours.
- 19:35:15: Ghastbuster: All right, what happened while I was gone?
- 19:35:18: DarkVaultBoy: gay
- 19:35:23: DarkVaultBoy: I got a haircut
- 19:35:24: ShawnCognitionCP: I don't have opinions.
- 19:35:28: Pelinal Whitestrake: Shawn, ytho.
- 19:35:28: ShawnCognitionCP: I simply know the correct answers.
- 19:35:29: SnowFiary: everyone does
- 19:35:29: DarkVaultBoy: he has facts!
- 19:35:37: ShawnCognitionCP: a s p i n e a e s
- 19:35:41: SnowFiary: correct answers arent awlays correct
- 19:35:53: DarkVaultBoy: wh- WHAT!?
- 19:35:55: The Aspect Of Akatosh: (facepalm)
- 19:36:00: ShawnCognitionCP: It hurts.
- 19:36:02: Pelinal Whitestrake: Shawn please stop with the autism
- 19:36:02: DarkVaultBoy: r u fucking kidding me m8
- 19:36:12: DarkVaultBoy: I bet ur mormon
- 19:36:19: Pelinal Whitestrake: There's only so much autism I can bear per day.
- 19:36:33: ShawnCognitionCP: AES, stop being a spineless queer.
- 19:36:42: DarkVaultBoy: Ohhh
- 19:37:26: Pelinal Whitestrake: Nigger, I've called out a federal politician in front of a crowd of 90 people and led a debate with him until he ignored me.
- 19:37:38: DarkVaultBoy: did you use nigger as a insult?
- 19:37:49: ShawnCognitionCP: AES and I have been very good friends for years, Dark.
- 19:37:50: DarkVaultBoy: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/223251578927316992/227071236180541442/1474057787897.gif
- 19:38:01: DarkVaultBoy: oh ok
- 19:38:04: DarkVaultBoy: bummer
- 19:38:07: Pelinal Whitestrake: Dark, please don' tell me you're an SJW.
- 19:38:09: ShawnCognitionCP: Start your blog, AES>
- 19:38:19: DarkVaultBoy: Nope
- 19:38:23: DarkVaultBoy: I fucking hate spics
- 19:38:25: DarkVaultBoy: jk
- 19:38:31: DarkVaultBoy: But I'm not an sjw
- 19:39:02: Pelinal Whitestrake: Good.
- 19:39:16: Pelinal Whitestrake: Shawn, who was that one girl in early 2014?
- 19:39:29: Pelinal Whitestrake: That whore that was together with Jigg for a while?
- 19:39:40: ShawnCognitionCP: Oh, the suicide bait.
- 19:39:41: ShawnCognitionCP: Um
- 19:39:42: ShawnCognitionCP: Haha
- 19:39:43: ShawnCognitionCP: I forget.
- 19:39:47: ShawnCognitionCP: OH
- 19:39:47: Pelinal Whitestrake: Some japanese shit, right?
- 19:39:48: ShawnCognitionCP: TSU
- 19:39:51: Pelinal Whitestrake: Yeah, Tsu.
- 19:39:55: Pelinal Whitestrake: Wasn't she a literal cam whore?
- 19:39:55: DarkVaultBoy: But I saw something that wants me to become a SJW
- 19:39:59: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes.
- 19:40:00: DarkVaultBoy: https://gyazo.com/f3241a21087d3ca3b181ef48083de563
- 19:40:09: ShawnCognitionCP: Snow also got with her, AES>
- 19:40:20: DarkVaultBoy: ^^ best
- 19:40:23: DarkVaultBoy: wait
- 19:40:24: Pelinal Whitestrake: I remember.
- 19:40:25: DarkVaultBoy: worst thing ever
- 19:41:05: Pelinal Whitestrake: Anyway Shawn, I'm now convinced that the right technology and software can definetly make mind-controlled prosthetics a possibility.
- 19:41:16: DarkVaultBoy: they already are
- 19:41:24: DarkVaultBoy: mind controlled limbs are very real
- 19:41:32: Pelinal Whitestrake: Actionpotentials use a digital frequency to code up signal intensity. They're generated per section of the axon.
- 19:42:00: Pelinal Whitestrake: So by inserting electrodes into the right brain areas and using the right software, you could likely decode the actionpotentials while also generating new ones to send feedback into the brain.
- 19:42:03: ShawnCognitionCP: Something people are already working towards.
- 19:42:06: DarkVaultBoy: no
- 19:42:08: DarkVaultBoy: they work
- 19:42:15: DarkVaultBoy: people have working mind controlled robotic limbs
- 19:42:27: DarkVaultBoy: just not very versatile
- 19:42:49: Pelinal Whitestrake: The electrodes are typically external rather than internal though and the software is not yet fully developed.
- 19:42:57: Pelinal Whitestrake: It's also not yet possible to properly send feedback to the brain.
- 19:43:12: ShawnCognitionCP: Well, most models now that claim to be working by signals actually work by muscle movements in the muscles connected to the prosthetic base, which is the result of the brain trying to move the nonexistant limb.
- 19:43:22: Pelinal Whitestrake: Exactly.
- 19:43:27: Pelinal Whitestrake: But it's a slow, inaccurate method.
- 19:43:29: ShawnCognitionCP: This muscle moves, the prosthetic does this motion.
- 19:43:35: ShawnCognitionCP: It's an important step, however.
- 19:43:47: Pelinal Whitestrake: Yes.
- 19:44:07: DarkVaultBoy: I wonder if having working robotic limbs helps with phantom pain
- 19:44:14: Pelinal Whitestrake: Thing is, actionpotentials are generated by a fairly electrochemical process.
- 19:45:12: RenzXVI: I like how DarkVaultBoy is just inserting random comments in a scientific discussion. XD
- 19:45:27: Pelinal Whitestrake: Na+ channels open if the receptorpotential exceeds the threshold at the axonhill, which causes the charge in the axonhill to reverse and hence cause an electric current, the actionpotential, to be generated.
- 19:45:30: DarkVaultBoy: I wonder if spics have brains
- 19:45:57: DarkVaultBoy: SCIENCE
- 19:46:14: Pelinal Whitestrake: The refraction limit prevents the actionpotential from fully traversing any previous areas in which Na+ canals already opened, hence why they actually only go one direction.
- 19:46:27: Pelinal Whitestrake: Problem is generating them via the artificial method.
- 19:46:34: DarkVaultBoy: nawledge
- 19:46:50: Pelinal Whitestrake: If you straight out try to insert an electrode into the axon, it's probably going to pop.
- 19:47:00: ShawnCognitionCP: AES, I know of a very good website to track information on the progression of prosthetic limbs.
- 19:47:06: DarkVaultBoy: science really isn't my favorite subject
- 19:47:14: DarkVaultBoy: I'm interested in genetics and the brain
- 19:47:19: ShawnCognitionCP: You'll even get diagrams on how said newer models function- internally.
- 19:47:41: ShawnCognitionCP: When you say "the brain", do you mean psychology or neurology?
- 19:47:51: DarkVaultBoy: both
- 19:47:54: DarkVaultBoy: but mostlu
- 19:47:57: DarkVaultBoy: mostly
- 19:48:03: DarkVaultBoy: psychology
- 19:48:03: ShawnCognitionCP: What we're currently discussing is neurology.
- 19:48:08: Pelinal Whitestrake: In my opinion, one could probably try to electrically stimulate the Na+ canals to open with an electric current, hence generating the actionpotential. Though I'm not sure if that would work on vertebrate animals due to their myelin sheaths. It's likely you'd have to insert them very closely to their ranvier's nodes.
- 19:48:24: DarkVaultBoy: I'm interested in Alzheimer's
- 19:48:33: DarkVaultBoy: since we don't know much about it
- 19:49:08: ShawnCognitionCP: Everyone is interested in Alzheimer's.
- 19:49:12: ShawnCognitionCP: Moreso stopping it.
- 19:49:13: Pelinal Whitestrake: Shawn, please give me a link to that website.
- 19:49:20: ShawnCognitionCP: Luxure.TV.
- 19:49:23: ShawnCognitionCP: Just google it.
- 19:49:23: DarkVaultBoy: Stopping it is for pussies
- 19:49:30: DarkVaultBoy: jk
- 19:49:49: Pelinal Whitestrake: Shawn you fucking piece of shit
- 19:49:52: ShawnCognitionCP: HAHAHA
- 19:50:09: Pelinal Whitestrake: Thanks, now the NSA is going to think I'm a furfaggot.
- 19:50:14: DarkVaultBoy: FUCK
- 19:50:19: DarkVaultBoy: shawn
- 19:50:22: DarkVaultBoy: fuck you
- 19:50:30: ShawnCognitionCP: Double kill.
- 19:50:40: DarkVaultBoy: /me bookmarks it lowkey
- 19:50:53: ShawnCognitionCP: The best part is that I don't know if it's illegal to access or search for in Germany, AES>
- 19:50:57: ShawnCognitionCP: So, have fun finding out.
- 19:51:06: DarkVaultBoy: what about
- 19:51:07: DarkVaultBoy: in US
- 19:51:08: DarkVaultBoy: ?
- 19:51:11: ShawnCognitionCP: Nope.
- 19:51:17: DarkVaultBoy: it's legal!?
- 19:51:20: Pelinal Whitestrake: What is that website even?
- 19:51:27: ShawnCognitionCP: Sadly/strangely, not illegal.
- 19:51:34: RenzXVI: Lol, my anti-malware is so effective, it didn't allow me to search for that site. XD
- 19:51:37: DarkVaultBoy: thank god/ fucking christ
- 19:51:38: ShawnCognitionCP: A beastiality/incest/rape porn site, AES.
- 19:51:47: Pelinal Whitestrake: jesus chirst
- 19:52:00: DarkVaultBoy: I can find incest porn on pornhub
- 19:52:07: DarkVaultBoy: sure it's not actual incest porn
- 19:52:12: ShawnCognitionCP: Dark.
- 19:52:15: ShawnCognitionCP: Stop while you're ahead.
- 19:52:17: ShawnCognitionCP: Too late.
- 19:52:18: ShawnCognitionCP: Rip.
- 19:52:35: DarkVaultBoy: type faster retard
- 19:52:40: DarkVaultBoy: :p
- 19:52:44: RenzXVI: You aren't looking hard enough.
- 19:53:14: DarkVaultBoy: rape
- 19:53:15: DarkVaultBoy: well
- 19:53:24: DarkVaultBoy: that's easy enough to find
- 19:53:27: ShawnCognitionCP: AES.
- 19:53:31: DarkVaultBoy: maybe not online
- 19:53:31: DarkVaultBoy: but
- 19:53:31: DarkVaultBoy: ya know...
- 19:53:31: ShawnCognitionCP: Have fun in jail.
- 19:53:47: RenzXVI: Incest is a common theme in porn, DarkVaultBoy.
- 19:53:49: DarkVaultBoy: what if he actually gets arrested because of you shawn?
- 19:53:50: ShawnCognitionCP: Then again, the security access key didn't imprison either of us.
- 19:53:52: DarkVaultBoy: ik renz
- 19:53:59: ShawnCognitionCP: He won't, lol. He was unknowing, Dark.
- 19:54:02: ShawnCognitionCP: It's just funny.
- 19:54:08: DarkVaultBoy: Damn
- 19:54:19: DarkVaultBoy: Boring
- 19:54:32: DarkVaultBoy: imagine the police report
- 19:54:46: RenzXVI: I like how you say you cant find any and then suddenly say you know there's a lot of it.
- 19:54:56: DarkVaultBoy: that's not what I said renz
- 19:55:07: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Well, I'll be back in a few minutes, but anyways, hey.
- 19:55:18: DarkVaultBoy: https://gyazo.com/8ac6c27fccd5c0d4739cb4fe72596c39
- 19:55:18: ShawnCognitionCP: AES. Pelinal.
- 19:55:33: ShawnCognitionCP: Get off of the site and talk to me.
- 19:55:42: RenzXVI: I see an invisible t at the end of can.
- 19:55:53: DarkVaultBoy: I meant it's not actually a mom fucking her son or something like that
- 19:56:06: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Same with Renz.
- 19:56:11: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ;)
- 19:56:11: DarkVaultBoy: it's just two pornstars acting like they are related
- 19:56:13: KINMUNE: Hello there, Shockstorm!
- 19:56:16: DarkVaultBoy: that's what I meant renz
- 19:56:16: The Aspect Of Akatosh: brb
- 19:56:17: Pelinal Whitestrake: That shit ain't illegal here.
- 19:56:28: Pelinal Whitestrake: Just checked.
- 19:56:32: Shockstorm: hey
- 19:56:46: Pelinal Whitestrake: I didn't even click on the website itself, just saw the google results and clicked away.
- 19:56:52: DarkVaultBoy: same
- 19:56:56: DarkVaultBoy: I checked images tho
- 19:56:59: Shockstorm: and nice dark, good to know that youre still freaky as ever. lol
- 19:57:09: DarkVaultBoy: you missed most of it shock
- 19:57:41: DarkVaultBoy: I wonder if the cannibal cafe is still up
- 19:57:46: ShawnCognitionCP: I taught you how to master lucid dreaming.
- 19:57:48: ShawnCognitionCP: It's not, Dark.
- 19:57:51: ShawnCognitionCP: I've checked.
- 19:57:58: Shockstorm: i thought it said "two pornstars acting retarded"
- 19:58:00: ShawnCognitionCP: There are substitutes you can access via Tor.
- 19:58:08: Pelinal Whitestrake: You didn't teach me anything, you just told me methods.
- 19:58:27: ShawnCognitionCP: By telling you the methods, I taught you the mehtods.
- 19:58:27: DarkVaultBoy: Just write a dream journal every time you wake up, then eventually you'll be conditioned to remember your dreams
- 19:58:29: Shockstorm: shawn taught me so many things in bed
- 19:58:30: ShawnCognitionCP: methods* My bad.
- 19:58:31: DarkVaultBoy: that can lead
- 19:58:36: DarkVaultBoy: to lucid dreaming
- 19:58:54: Pelinal Whitestrake: There's a very sharp, huge difference between teaching something and telling you of something.
- 19:59:08: Pelinal Whitestrake: Teaching includes the subject actually understanding and succesfully performing the methods.
- 19:59:11: DarkVaultBoy: I'd rather not know the full extent of my dreams, as full dreams can just be weird
- 19:59:15: ShawnCognitionCP: If you are told something in detail you didn't know before, you're being taught how to do so.
- 19:59:37: Pelinal Whitestrake: No, that's being told something.
- 19:59:46: DarkVaultBoy: same thing tbh
- 19:59:57: ShawnCognitionCP: I'm going to fly to Germany and kick your fucking ass.
- 20:00:11: Pelinal Whitestrake: You're too scared of flying tho.
- 20:00:15: DarkVaultBoy: ewk
- 20:00:18: DarkVaultBoy: rekt*
- 20:00:31: ShawnCognitionCP: I never said I'd use an airliner.
- 20:00:33: RenzXVI: ewk? XD
- 20:00:37: ShawnCognitionCP: I'll just literally fly.
- 20:00:40: ShawnCognitionCP: Peter Pan style.
- 20:00:49: DarkVaultBoy: there is a huge fucking fly
- 20:00:50: RenzXVI: Shawn is gonna sparkle.
- 20:01:08: DarkVaultBoy: there's a fucking fly in my house
- 20:01:11: DarkVaultBoy: he's massive
- 20:01:24: DarkVaultBoy: she?
- 20:01:25: DarkVaultBoy: omg
- 20:01:30: DarkVaultBoy: it's a girl
- 20:01:30: RenzXVI: I am sure that fly had scared braver little girls than you.
- 20:01:39: DarkVaultBoy: I've never seen a girl this close before
- 20:02:15: RenzXVI: I dunno if DarkVaultBoy is high or he's admitting he had never seen a female in his life.
- 20:02:28: DarkVaultBoy: both>
- 20:02:37: ShawnCognitionCP: AES.
- 20:02:41: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Poor Dark.
- 20:02:44: ShawnCognitionCP: I doubt you even touched a cunt during your birth.
- 20:03:15: DarkVaultBoy: isn't cunt a vagina hair?
- 20:03:31: ShawnCognitionCP: ...
- 20:03:34: ShawnCognitionCP: No.
- 20:03:38: DarkVaultBoy: oh
- 20:03:38: Pelinal Whitestrake: Shawn, I've taken flights in my life.
- 20:03:40: The Aspect Of Akatosh: (facepalm)
- 20:03:43: Pelinal Whitestrake: Without being scared shitless.
- 20:03:50: ShawnCognitionCP: AES.
- 20:03:54: ShawnCognitionCP: I've said my name online.
- 20:03:59: ShawnCognitionCP: Without being scared shitless.
- 20:04:05: DarkVaultBoy: My name
- 20:04:08: ShawnCognitionCP: It took you two years to even tell me your first name.
- 20:04:08: DarkVaultBoy: is rick harrison
- 20:04:11: ShawnCognitionCP: Two. Years.
- 20:04:15: ShawnCognitionCP: And it was on accident.
- 20:04:17: RenzXVI: When you are on a plane, just pray and whisper Alahu Akbar.
- 20:04:17: DarkVaultBoy: HAHA
- 20:04:27: The Aspect Of Akatosh: RIP.
- 20:04:40: ShawnCognitionCP: Scholar is the one that told me, actually.
- 20:04:42: Pelinal Whitestrake: Atleast it came with a boom tho
- 20:04:43: DarkVaultBoy: I asked a pilot if he ever crashed a plane before
- 20:04:45: DarkVaultBoy: and he said
- 20:04:48: DarkVaultBoy: only once
- 20:04:53: DarkVaultBoy: then I woke up
- 20:04:55: ShawnCognitionCP: And when he did so, he told me to never tell you because he thought you'd be very upset.
- 20:05:04: ShawnCognitionCP: So of course I immediately started calling you by your name.
- 20:05:05: Pelinal Whitestrake: I'm aware.
- 20:05:44: ShawnCognitionCP: So, you really don't have much room to speak of phobias.
- 20:06:04: DarkVaultBoy: possi
- 20:06:07: Shockstorm: lol
- 20:06:08: DarkVaultBoy: show ur face m9
- 20:06:17: Shockstorm: im afraid of hornets. and midgets sometimes
- 20:06:33: DarkVaultBoy: >I live in nirn
- 20:06:38: DarkVaultBoy: >in
- 20:06:50: Pelinal Whitestrake: Hey, there's a difference between a phobia and a reasonable line of thought.
- 20:07:03: Pelinal Whitestrake: Atleast I don't have my name connected to Ketick and child porn.
- 20:07:04: ShawnCognitionCP: >avoiding saying your first name is a reasonable line of thought
- 20:07:09: DarkVaultBoy: How will someone track you down with your first name?
- 20:07:12: Pelinal Whitestrake: My whole name.
- 20:07:17: Pelinal Whitestrake: You don't know my whole name.
- 20:07:19: ShawnCognitionCP: My name isn't connected to either of those two things.
- 20:07:30: ShawnCognitionCP: No one ever asked your whole name.
- 20:07:34: DarkVaultBoy: There are millions of parkers
- 20:07:50: DarkVaultBoy: thousands of parkers and my last name
- 20:07:52: Pelinal Whitestrake: I promise, I'll tell you once it's a known name elswhere.
- 20:07:58: Flightmare: location and occupation help
- 20:08:06: ShawnCognitionCP: Again.
- 20:08:09: ShawnCognitionCP: No one ever asked.
- 20:08:13: ShawnCognitionCP: Not one person.
- 20:08:25: RenzXVI: Your name is John Doe.
- 20:08:27: DarkVaultBoy: What's your full name AES?
- 20:08:30: DarkVaultBoy: :P
- 20:08:39: Pelinal Whitestrake: Bruh, you've spazzed out before because I refused to tell you my name.
- 20:08:42: ShawnCognitionCP: Everyone just call him 'Gina.
- 20:08:56: Shockstorm: is it some german nazi shit?
- 20:08:56: DarkVaultBoy: His he a holy taint?
- 20:09:14: Pelinal Whitestrake: brb
- 20:09:25: DarkVaultBoy: AES = Taint 'Gina
- 20:09:49: ShawnCognitionCP: No, AES. I laughed at the fact you told me the precise location you were at (down to the very building name, which was easily located to the key) but avoided saying even your first name for two years.
- 20:10:05: DarkVaultBoy: I posted what apt I was moving in to XDX
- 20:10:16: Pelinal Whitestrake: back
- 20:10:29: Pelinal Whitestrake: I told you the place I went to for a week.
- 20:10:31: DarkVaultBoy: and then akatosh said "nice view"
- 20:10:33: Pelinal Whitestrake: There are no records of me there.
- 20:10:36: The Aspect Of Akatosh: o_O
- 20:10:39: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes, before you went there.
- 20:10:46: ShawnCognitionCP: Irrelevant.
- 20:10:58: The Aspect Of Akatosh: You remember that Dark?
- 20:11:04: ShawnCognitionCP: Precise location is very obviously more sensitive information.
- 20:11:16: Pelinal Whitestrake: Not really.
- 20:11:17: DarkVaultBoy: Are you afraid shawn will fly over to Germany and kill/rape (in that order) because you told him your first name?
- 20:11:27: ShawnCognitionCP: You don't say a name to avoid being doxxed.
- 20:11:30: Pelinal Whitestrake: You don't know my first name, how I look, even my age.
- 20:11:32: ShawnCognitionCP: With the exact location, that's a doxx.
- 20:11:35: ShawnCognitionCP: I know your age.
- 20:11:39: ShawnCognitionCP: You told me that much.
- 20:11:39: DarkVaultBoy: not the point AES
- 20:11:42: Pelinal Whitestrake: Not at that time.
- 20:12:01: DarkVaultBoy: I live in Dunpont circle and my name is Parker Bolbi
- 20:12:08: Pelinal Whitestrake: Doxxing is releasing all relevant information to the internet, including name, place of residence, age and so on.
- 20:12:23: ShawnCognitionCP: You're just super paranoid that a close internet friend of three and a half years will doxx or track you if given enough information.
- 20:12:33: Pelinal Whitestrake: I'm not paranoid.
- 20:12:36: DarkVaultBoy: didn't someone doxx themselves and ask shawn to fight them?
- 20:12:39: ShawnCognitionCP: If I had malicious intent, you can do that with a bunch of compiled lesser information.
- 20:12:40: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes.
- 20:12:42: Pelinal Whitestrake: I simply avoid releasing unwarranted information.
- 20:12:53: ShawnCognitionCP: Oracle literally posted his address and told me to fight him.
- 20:13:01: DarkVaultBoy: I live in US
- 20:13:01: Pelinal Whitestrake: Congratulations.
- 20:13:03: DarkVaultBoy: fite me
- 20:13:07: ShawnCognitionCP: If you have someone's Skype, you can doxx them in a good hour or so.
- 20:13:16: DarkVaultBoy: that's ddos
- 20:13:20: ShawnCognitionCP: No.
- 20:13:22: Pelinal Whitestrake: You can't.
- 20:13:27: ShawnCognitionCP: Ddos is a denial of service attack.
- 20:13:30: Shockstorm: US>Germany amirite
- 20:13:54: ShawnCognitionCP: Ip-to-Skype resolver.
- 20:13:59: RenzXVI: Yatalu has an exact map of where I live... Up to the street and house number. XD
- 20:14:04: Pelinal Whitestrake: IP is unreliable, lol.
- 20:14:07: ShawnCognitionCP: Skype saves the IP address (internal and external) of every single user.
- 20:14:14: ShawnCognitionCP: It gives a ballpark area.
- 20:14:19: DarkVaultBoy: akatosh knows where I live lol
- 20:14:23: Pelinal Whitestrake: My IP is literally pointing towards a federal state 300 kilometers away right now.
- 20:14:25: ShawnCognitionCP: Once you have someone's first name, you can find their name in that ballpark area.
- 20:14:29: ShawnCognitionCP: Use a VPN, fag.
- 20:14:35: ShawnCognitionCP: I do.
- 20:14:44: DarkVaultBoy: rekt
- 20:14:46: DarkVaultBoy: I posted the apt I was moving into
- 20:14:52: ShawnCognitionCP: Typically, anyways.
- 20:14:54: Pelinal Whitestrake: Nigger, if you think you're a doxxing expert because you've heard some shit on IP, you really aren't.
- 20:15:00: ShawnCognitionCP: Nigger
- 20:15:05: DarkVaultBoy: Spic
- 20:15:07: ShawnCognitionCP: Never said I was, nor claimed to be
- 20:15:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Just said the very well known process people use all the time, lol
- 20:15:19: Pelinal Whitestrake: IP is unreliable, easy to fake.
- 20:15:24: Pelinal Whitestrake: Literally just use Tor and you're out.
- 20:15:26: DarkVaultBoy: saying and claiming is pretty much the same thing
- 20:15:31: ShawnCognitionCP: Can you tell me why, AES?
- 20:15:39: ShawnCognitionCP: Because Tor functions just like a VPN.
- 20:15:49: DarkVaultBoy: I'm just here to provide unwanted commentary
- 20:15:49: Pelinal Whitestrake: No.
- 20:15:51: ShawnCognitionCP: Which is what I recommend using if you even remotely care about security.
- 20:15:57: Pelinal Whitestrake: Tor doesn't connect you to a server IP you choose.
- 20:16:06: KINMUNE: Hello there, SlayerOfTheBad!
- 20:16:10: DarkVaultBoy: What if you want to be rape
- 20:16:12: DarkVaultBoy: raped*
- 20:16:15: DarkVaultBoy: what then?
- 20:16:23: SlayerOfTheBad: Hello KINMUNE. .-.
- 20:16:24: Pelinal Whitestrake: Tor goes through thousands of servers on the world and gives you differing exit nodes each time.
- 20:16:27: Pelinal Whitestrake: Hence hiding your IP.
- 20:16:36: Shockstorm: then i dont think its quite rape dark
- 20:16:49: DarkVaultBoy: That's what u think
- 20:16:59: SlayerOfTheBad: If you want to be rape, is it still rape?
- 20:17:03: RenzXVI: DarkVaultBoy has been throwing random dumb comments all night...
- 20:17:03: Pelinal Whitestrake: This is also why Tor is slow as shit.
- 20:17:04: DarkVaultBoy: yes
- 20:17:10: RenzXVI: "Isn't cut a vagina hair".
- 20:17:12: DarkVaultBoy: night?
- 20:17:15: RenzXVI: cunt*
- 20:17:16: SlayerOfTheBad: Because if you wanted to be raped, wouldn't that make it sexual consent?
- 20:17:17: DarkVaultBoy: it's 4 PM nigga
- 20:17:23: DarkVaultBoy: slayer
- 20:17:25: DarkVaultBoy: it was a joke
- 20:17:26: DarkVaultBoy: damn
- 20:17:38: RenzXVI: It's morning here for me now.
- 20:17:47: DarkVaultBoy: so why did you say night?
- 20:17:50: SlayerOfTheBad: Renz, he always is throwing around dumb comment.
- 20:17:59: RenzXVI: Because you started at nightfall.
- 20:18:00: SlayerOfTheBad: Also, Dark, that's rasict.
- 20:18:18: DarkVaultBoy: At least I know the difference between plural and singular
- 20:18:23: SlayerOfTheBad: And if it's 4PM, which is clouding your judgement, go sleep.
- 20:18:38: DarkVaultBoy: at 4PM?
- 20:18:44: DarkVaultBoy: What am I
- 20:18:45: SlayerOfTheBad: Yep.
- 20:18:47: DarkVaultBoy: gay?
- 20:18:57: SlayerOfTheBad: What are you? Not making sense.
- 20:19:01: DarkVaultBoy: omg
- 20:19:12: DarkVaultBoy: can you not take a fucking joke
- 20:19:17: Pelinal Whitestrake: I see Shawn has succumbed to terminal edge.
- 20:19:18: SlayerOfTheBad: Go drink your milk and take a little nap.
- 20:19:22: RenzXVI: SlayerOfTheBad, if DarkVaultBoy says gay guys sleep at 4pm, he should know since he is the expert. ;)
- 20:19:29: ShawnCognitionCP: What are you even talking about?
- 20:19:31: SlayerOfTheBad: I can actually, what I can't do is not be a sarcastic bastard. xD
- 20:19:34: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Dark, you don't deserve to be understood.
- 20:19:37: DarkVaultBoy: or do you think taking everything literally makes you smart slayer?
- 20:19:38: SlayerOfTheBad: Ikr Renz? xD
- 20:19:42: Pelinal Whitestrake: Boi, are you busy
- 20:19:52: SlayerOfTheBad: No I don't Dark, I talk about everything because I'm smart.
- 20:19:54: DarkVaultBoy: t
- 20:19:58: ShawnCognitionCP: Yes, until you pinged me.
- 20:19:58: SlayerOfTheBad: That's the difference. ;P
- 20:20:05: Pelinal Whitestrake: Alright.
- 20:20:12: DarkVaultBoy: alright slayer
- 20:20:16: DarkVaultBoy: if you're so smart
- 20:20:25: DarkVaultBoy: can you tell me Newton's first law of motion?
- 20:20:32: SnowFiary: aspect
- 20:20:34: SnowFiary: i go the skill
- 20:20:37: SnowFiary: blackhole :D
- 20:20:44: SlayerOfTheBad: Things will stay in motion untill another force intervenes.
- 20:20:44: ShawnCognitionCP: Anyways, a VPN works via service computer, as I'm sure you're aware, AES.
- 20:20:45: SnowFiary: time to suck everything up like shawn does for a living XD
- 20:20:46: SlayerOfTheBad: I think.
- 20:20:51: DarkVaultBoy: kinda
- 20:20:59: Pelinal Whitestrake: Ah, I see you just googled that.
- 20:21:00: SlayerOfTheBad: It's the basic concept.
- 20:21:12: ShawnCognitionCP: We've spoken about VPNs before, AES>
- 20:21:13: SlayerOfTheBad: Whitestrake, fight me. xD
- 20:21:15: DarkVaultBoy: An object in motion will stay in motion and a object at rest will stay at rest until a unbalanced force interacts with said object
- 20:21:17: ShawnCognitionCP: Where I've said the same information.
- 20:21:18: Pelinal Whitestrake: We haven't.
- 20:21:22: ShawnCognitionCP: We have.
- 20:21:28: Pelinal Whitestrake: Can't recall a single time we have.
- 20:21:32: ShawnCognitionCP: I've always recommended them to anyone that gives two fucks about security.
- 20:21:37: SlayerOfTheBad: That's pretty much what I said Dark, I just don't steal google's definition. xD
- 20:21:43: DarkVaultBoy: mmk
- 20:21:53: Pelinal Whitestrake: Using VPNs is the basic rule of security in the internet, Shawn.
- 20:21:59: DarkVaultBoy: I forgot the second one tbh
- 20:22:06: DarkVaultBoy: oh wait
- 20:22:07: DarkVaultBoy: did I?
- 20:22:19: ShawnCognitionCP: Thank you for repeating and re-wording what I've said.
- 20:22:44: SlayerOfTheBad: Isn't it tha energy can't be created or destroyed, only stored in a different manner?
- 20:22:59: SlayerOfTheBad: Or was that one of the laws of Thermodynamics? xD
- 20:23:02: Pelinal Whitestrake: I'm implying here that everyone who's been on the internet for more than two years should be aware of the necessity of VPN for more advanced things.
- 20:23:02: DarkVaultBoy: that's conservation of momentum
- 20:23:16: SlayerOfTheBad: Shawn would know.
- 20:23:22: Shockstorm: i think its one of the laws of thermo
- 20:23:24: SlayerOfTheBad: Shawn knows about even more things than I. xD
- 20:23:29: Shockstorm: i took thermo last year, was kinda neat
- 20:23:29: SlayerOfTheBad: Same Shock.
- 20:23:30: RenzXVI: What DarkVaultBoy is doing is conservation of brain cell power.
- 20:23:31: ShawnCognitionCP: I'll help you out.
- 20:23:37: SlayerOfTheBad: Sounds more like Thermodynamics.
- 20:23:40: Shockstorm: lol renz
- 20:23:40: ShawnCognitionCP: "An object in rest will remain-"
- 20:23:42: Pelinal Whitestrake: Thermodynamics.
- 20:23:45: ShawnCognitionCP: Finish the rest.
- 20:23:50: DarkVaultBoy: who?
- 20:23:53: DarkVaultBoy: me?
- 20:23:54: Shockstorm: remain triggered
- 20:23:54: DarkVaultBoy: ok
- 20:23:57: SlayerOfTheBad: In rest untill another force intervenes? o3o
- 20:24:19: DarkVaultBoy: an object at rest will stay at rest until a unbalanced force interacts with said force
- 20:24:29: ShawnCognitionCP: -in rest unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.
- 20:24:29: DarkVaultBoy: also applies to an object in motion
- 20:24:31: SlayerOfTheBad: Meaning Dark got his definition of the first law of Newton wrong, because he conbines both the first and second law.
- 20:24:38: DarkVaultBoy: how did I?
- 20:24:39: SlayerOfTheBad: Meaning my definition was more correct. xD
- 20:24:45: DarkVaultBoy: no it wasn't
- 20:24:53: DarkVaultBoy: you left out half of it slayer
- 20:24:56: Pelinal Whitestrake: The first law of thermodynamics is conservation of energy.
- 20:25:02: SlayerOfTheBad: No I didn't Dark.
- 20:25:04: Pelinal Whitestrake: That's what you're looking for.
- 20:25:13: SlayerOfTheBad: The first is an object will remain in motion.
- 20:25:15: Pelinal Whitestrake: Energy can't be created nor destroyed.
- 20:25:21: SlayerOfTheBad: The second is it will remain in rest.
- 20:25:23: DarkVaultBoy: no
- 20:25:29: ShawnCognitionCP: Energy of an isolated force is constant/static.
- 20:25:29: Shockstorm: kek
- 20:25:33: DarkVaultBoy: shawn
- 20:26:14: DarkVaultBoy: An object in motion will stay in motion and a object at rest will stay at rest until a unbalanced force interacts with said object - my explanation of newton's first law
- 20:26:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Slayer, same rule.
- 20:26:17: DarkVaultBoy: that's correct
- 20:26:18: DarkVaultBoy: right?
- 20:26:21: ShawnCognitionCP: "The focus of Lesson 1 is Newton's first law of motion - sometimes referred to as the law of inertia. An object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force."
- 20:26:26: DarkVaultBoy: HA
- 20:26:32: DarkVaultBoy: I was right for once!!!
- 20:26:38: DarkVaultBoy: I can die happy
- 20:26:42: Pelinal Whitestrake: What even spiked this argument?
- 20:26:55: DarkVaultBoy: slayer saying he's smart
- 20:27:00: SlayerOfTheBad: But shawn, I asked for the second law of Newton. xD
- 20:27:09: DarkVaultBoy: >second law of Newton
- 20:27:21: ShawnCognitionCP: And Dark wanted the first, Slayer.
- 20:27:24: Shockstorm: second law is "not gay if the balls dont touch"
- 20:27:30: SlayerOfTheBad: xD
- 20:27:39: DarkVaultBoy: shock
- 20:27:43: Shockstorm: surprised dark didnt know that one immediately
- 20:27:45: Shockstorm: wut
- 20:27:47: SlayerOfTheBad: Pelina, I made a witty comment on Dark's wanna-be personal attack.
- 20:27:51: Pelinal Whitestrake: This can be surprised by a 10 seconds google search.
- 20:27:55: SlayerOfTheBad: So he tried to test the validity.
- 20:28:05: DarkVaultBoy: look up "dicks docking" promise it's awesome shock
- 20:28:09: Pelinal Whitestrake: How the fuck did I write "surprised"
- 20:28:13: ShawnCognitionCP: Shawn's second law of motion- never kiss your partner after receiving oral relations
- 20:28:14: Shockstorm: nty
- 20:28:27: Shockstorm: prob cuz my comment + ur a kraut
- 20:28:33: SlayerOfTheBad: Because you read Shock's message, so you had 'surprised' in your head Pelinal.
- 20:28:44: SlayerOfTheBad: Happens to me too often. xD
- 20:28:56: Pelinal Whitestrake: Fuck.
- 20:29:16: DarkVaultBoy: slayer
- 20:29:27: DarkVaultBoy: i'll give you a chance to redeem yourself
- 20:29:32: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Dark.
- 20:29:37: DarkVaultBoy: yee
- 20:29:47: The Aspect Of Akatosh: You haven't even had a chance of redeeming yourself.
- 20:29:52: DarkVaultBoy: I don't need to
- 20:30:00: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Hah
- 20:30:02: SlayerOfTheBad: Anyways, Dark, if you throw 40 grams of HCl in 100 ml of water, what will be the pH level of the water?
- 20:30:03: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Ha
- 20:30:17: DarkVaultBoy: um
- 20:30:18: DarkVaultBoy: 8?
- 20:30:27: SlayerOfTheBad: xD
- 20:30:29: SlayerOfTheBad: So smart.
- 20:30:30: SlayerOfTheBad: No.
- 20:30:36: DarkVaultBoy: obv i'm wrong
- 20:30:37: SlayerOfTheBad: It would be like, 1-2.
- 20:30:37: ShawnCognitionCP: >trying to prove intelligence with 4th grade science
- 20:30:49: ShawnCognitionCP: Explain Orchestrated Objective Reduction theory in 500 words or less.
- 20:30:52: ShawnCognitionCP: There.
- 20:30:53: SlayerOfTheBad: Dunno the exact number. Too lazy to calculate. xD
- 20:30:55: ShawnCognitionCP: Fucking go.
- 20:30:59: DarkVaultBoy: shawn
- 20:31:01: Pelinal Whitestrake: Why 500 words tho
- 20:31:01: DarkVaultBoy: are you
- 20:31:06: DarkVaultBoy: talking to me shawn?
- 20:31:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Both you and slayer.
- 20:31:17: SlayerOfTheBad: Shawn, not everyone is a 70 year old world-traveled bastard like you. xD
- 20:31:18: DarkVaultBoy: fuck
- 20:31:24: DarkVaultBoy: I never claimed to be smart
- 20:31:28: ShawnCognitionCP: Use Google if you must.
- 20:31:31: DarkVaultBoy: i'll just say gay 500 times
- 20:31:37: ShawnCognitionCP: Research it.
- 20:31:38: Pelinal Whitestrake: Literally just quantum vibrations within the cytoskeleton of neurons acting to the neuron in a fashion like qubits to a quantum computer.
- 20:31:46: DarkVaultBoy: slayer
- 20:31:48: DarkVaultBoy: explain inertia
- 20:32:03: ShawnCognitionCP: 500 is the proper number given for question games, AES. That's why.
- 20:32:03: SlayerOfTheBad: No.
- 20:32:05: SlayerOfTheBad: I'm lazy.
- 20:32:09: DarkVaultBoy: that's what
- 20:32:11: SlayerOfTheBad: Just google it.
- 20:32:12: Pelinal Whitestrake: I see.
- 20:32:14: DarkVaultBoy: 8th grade science?
- 20:32:17: DarkVaultBoy: I know what inertia is
- 20:32:22: ShawnCognitionCP: >googled Inertia
- 20:32:24: ShawnCognitionCP: KEK
- 20:32:33: DarkVaultBoy: that fact that you can't explain inertia without google is amusing
- 20:32:47: SlayerOfTheBad: I didn't say I couldn't.
- 20:32:48: ShawnCognitionCP: Even after we just all discussed it openly in chat with Newton's laws.
- 20:32:51: SlayerOfTheBad: I said I wouldn't.
- 20:32:54: SlayerOfTheBad: I'm too lazy.
- 20:32:59: DarkVaultBoy: I always say
- 20:33:03: SlayerOfTheBad: I had this shit 3 years ago. Too lazy to recall it.
- 20:33:14: DarkVaultBoy: three ways to get out of an argument when you don't know
- 20:33:30: DarkVaultBoy: "i'm tired" "gtg" or "im too lazy"
- 20:33:47: DarkVaultBoy: i've seen you use all three slayer
- 20:33:49: DarkVaultBoy: congratz
- 20:33:56: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Or, in Dark's case, keep arguing until you prove yourself right.
- 20:33:59: SlayerOfTheBad: Dark, what is your IQ? °3°
- 20:34:05: DarkVaultBoy: idk
- 20:34:07: SlayerOfTheBad: That. @Akatosh. xD
- 20:34:16: Pelinal Whitestrake: Do you guys happen to be on the autism spectrum?
- 20:34:20: ShawnCognitionCP: Only an idiot gloats about their IQ.
- 20:34:22: SlayerOfTheBad: I am actually.
- 20:34:27: SlayerOfTheBad: I know Shawn.
- 20:34:31: ShawnCognitionCP: Stephen Hawking agrees.
- 20:34:35: SlayerOfTheBad: That's why I said anna-act smart. xD
- 20:34:40: SlayerOfTheBad: *wanna
- 20:34:40: DarkVaultBoy: >implying i'm not already on the autism spectrum
- 20:34:57: SlayerOfTheBad: ...Dark, he is implying that you are.
- 20:35:05: DarkVaultBoy: Are you
- 20:35:05: DarkVaultBoy: fucking
- 20:35:09: DarkVaultBoy: retarded
- 20:35:14: ShawnCognitionCP: Intelligence should be treated as a mission, not a trait you consistently rule over.
- 20:35:21: Pelinal Whitestrake: https://media.giphy.com/media/ghjCG4OLC6Iz6/giphy.gif
- 20:35:37: SlayerOfTheBad: >Mocks me for being too lazy to recall school shit I did 3 years ago, >Can't even speak English.
- 20:35:38: DarkVaultBoy: HAHA
- 20:35:52: ShawnCognitionCP: It's not about which one of you two is smarter, as much as it's about the both of you being imbeciles.
- 20:35:56: DarkVaultBoy: I didn't speak first off
- 20:35:59: Shockstorm: im too fabulous to have autism
- 20:36:02: DarkVaultBoy: I typed
- 20:36:18: SlayerOfTheBad: Thanks Shawn, we appreciate it.
- 20:36:33: DarkVaultBoy: 2nd, I typed just fine, just separated the sentence
- 20:36:41: SlayerOfTheBad: No go back to your Encyclopedia and let me laugh at this ranting moron some more.
- 20:37:01: ShawnCognitionCP: You're laughing at a ranting moron by being a ranting moron.
- 20:37:13: ShawnCognitionCP: At what point do you intend to be self-aware?
- 20:37:14: DarkVaultBoy: also you say I shouldn't be asking you about something you learned 3 years ago, yet you questioned me on 4th grade science
- 20:37:27: SlayerOfTheBad: I know I am Shawn. But I know I am.
- 20:37:30: Pelinal Whitestrake: Dark, Slayer, stop being retarded.
- 20:37:35: SlayerOfTheBad: Never.
- 20:37:37: DarkVaultBoy: I know
- 20:37:39: Pelinal Whitestrake: Seriously, you're right now being pretty fucking embarassing.
- 20:37:41: The Aspect Of Akatosh: ^
- 20:37:42: DarkVaultBoy: aren't I speshal?
- 20:37:46: SlayerOfTheBad: Internet arguments are funny, they don't lead anywhere. xD
- 20:37:58: The Aspect Of Akatosh: special* Spell it right.
- 20:38:04: DarkVaultBoy: it's a joke akatosh
- 20:38:14: DarkVaultBoy: like "my mommy says i'm speshal"
- 20:38:14: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Don't care, it's mocking the English Language.
- 20:38:25: Shockstorm: oh, my
- 20:38:44: SlayerOfTheBad: American is mocking the English language too. xD
- 20:38:49: DarkVaultBoy: Um
- 20:38:50: DarkVaultBoy: sorry
- 20:38:53: DarkVaultBoy: American?
- 20:38:53: ShawnCognitionCP: And here, 'Gina, we see the combat of two true polymaths.
- 20:39:09: SlayerOfTheBad: American: Armor English: Armour
- 20:39:13: Shockstorm: kek
- 20:39:14: DarkVaultBoy: "American is mocking the English language too."
- 20:39:21: ShawnCognitionCP: We got rid of the useless letters.
- 20:39:23: SlayerOfTheBad: >Insert 200 more examples.
- 20:39:27: SlayerOfTheBad: No Shawn.
- 20:39:33: DarkVaultBoy: Yet, you insulted me on my grammar
- 20:39:35: ShawnCognitionCP: Also, call it American English, not just American.
- 20:39:36: DarkVaultBoy: but you said
- 20:39:39: SlayerOfTheBad: You wrote down the dictionary in an illiterate way.
- 20:39:40: DarkVaultBoy: "American is mocking the English language too."
- 20:39:48: ShawnCognitionCP: Languages evolve.
- 20:39:49: DarkVaultBoy: And I have the bad grammar
- 20:39:50: ShawnCognitionCP: They change.
- 20:40:00: Pelinal Whitestrake: Oh my god
- 20:40:08: Pelinal Whitestrake: You're devolving into a spiral of autism
- 20:40:09: Pelinal Whitestrake: Stop
- 20:40:14: ShawnCognitionCP: Is every variation of Russian "illiterate"?
- 20:40:35: DarkVaultBoy: I already was the definition of autism AES, your point is invalid
- 20:40:38: SlayerOfTheBad: Shawn, American English was set up by the English settlers, which were mostly illeterate. Because of this reason, they wrote down words like they heard them.
- 20:41:02: SlayerOfTheBad: It's not languages evolving. It's not getting rid of useless letters. It's copying wrong spellings.
- 20:41:03: DarkVaultBoy: Maybe you should learn to spell before arguing about Language
- 20:41:18: Pelinal Whitestrake: If I was still a mod, I'd have kicked you already.
- 20:41:19: DarkVaultBoy: >illeterate
- 20:41:29: DarkVaultBoy: kicked who?
- 20:41:33: DarkVaultBoy: all three of us?
- 20:41:34: ShawnCognitionCP: Likewise, AES.
- 20:41:38: ShawnCognitionCP: The two of you.
- 20:41:39: SlayerOfTheBad: Wow. I made one typo. Sue me Dark.
- 20:41:43: ShawnCognitionCP: The local polymaths.
- 20:41:51: DarkVaultBoy: Slayer
- 20:41:52: Shockstorm: u guys argue about the dumbest shit
- 20:41:56: SlayerOfTheBad: Besides the fact that it's my second language, which I still spek better than you.
- 20:42:01: DarkVaultBoy: this is the last thing i'll say
- 20:42:23: ShawnCognitionCP: A lot of users on this wiki have English as a second, or even third language.
- 20:42:31: SlayerOfTheBad: You'll never say a 'last thing' Dark. xD
- 20:42:42: Pelinal Whitestrake: English is technically my third language.
- 20:42:57: ShawnCognitionCP: I only speak English.
- 20:42:58: DarkVaultBoy: Don't insult my grammar when you can't spell, and your grammar is worse than mine.
- 20:43:14: ShawnCognitionCP: Took one year of Spanish, one year of French, two years of German.
- 20:43:14: DarkVaultBoy: English being your second language is a shit excuse
- 20:43:14: SlayerOfTheBad: When did I insult your grammar again?
- 20:43:31: Pelinal Whitestrake: Congratulations Dark, you can now go off yourself knowing that your grammar is better than his.
- 20:43:33: SlayerOfTheBad: And how many grammar mistakes have I make in the past hour?
- 20:43:43: SlayerOfTheBad: Doubt it's that many.
- 20:44:08: DarkVaultBoy: https://gyazo.com/7c2b13a6e0abc2592b9ef17d249b4a35 here ya go slayer
- 20:44:08: ShawnCognitionCP: AES, is this how we look whenever we argue?
- 20:44:12: DarkVaultBoy: I am done now
- 20:44:18: Pelinal Whitestrake: The lead translator of the European Union knows 38 languages fluently.
- 20:44:35: Pelinal Whitestrake: You guys think you're bosses at english, this guy will anally rape you and everyone will laugh at you.
- 20:44:57: ShawnCognitionCP: Then again, when we argue it's "my views are right, faggot", "No, you hippy retard".
- 20:45:00: SlayerOfTheBad: I didn't say I was a boss at English.
- 20:45:14: SlayerOfTheBad: I'm saying that I'm above-average at it.
- 20:45:21: DarkVaultBoy: And I can count how many grammar mistakes you've made since we begin "arguing" and I can guarantee I've made less
- 20:45:22: ShawnCognitionCP: You aren't.
- 20:45:27: ShawnCognitionCP: Your sentence structure is shit.
- 20:45:28: Pelinal Whitestrake: *began
- 20:45:34: The Aspect Of Akatosh: So Dark...
- 20:45:36: DarkVaultBoy: fuck
- 20:45:48: DarkVaultBoy: shh i'm counting
- 20:45:59: The Aspect Of Akatosh: A comma instead of a period is worse than you saying "to (too?)" on some of your videos?
- 20:46:09: ShawnCognitionCP: You should be saying grammatical mistakes, anyways.
- 20:46:18: SlayerOfTheBad: I won't take just any number without proof Dark. Have fun compiling a list of screenshots.
- 20:46:26: ShawnCognitionCP: Not exactly a typo, but improper.
- 20:46:27: Pelinal Whitestrake: Good god.
- 20:46:37: Pelinal Whitestrake: For the sake of sanity, stop with it guys.
- 20:46:49: Pelinal Whitestrake: My moderator instincts are literally screaming right now.
- 20:47:16: ShawnCognitionCP: AES, they have less neurons than they have made in typos. Just leave it.
- 20:47:29: ShawnCognitionCP: It's two autists in an intelligence conflict.
- 20:47:37: ShawnCognitionCP: It'll keep going until one rages or cries.
- 20:48:04: DarkVaultBoy: Wonder which will happen first
- 20:48:11: DarkVaultBoy: I hope cry
- 20:48:16: SlayerOfTheBad: Lemmeh just push Dark to that point. xD
- 20:48:21: DarkVaultBoy: ok slayer
- 20:48:27: DarkVaultBoy: let's go mate
- 20:48:34: Pelinal Whitestrake: I still remember Golden shooting down my second application to mod because he was "unsure" about my capability.
- 20:48:42: SlayerOfTheBad: I'm an emotionless bastard. Getting me either to rage or to cry will take a lot. xD
- 20:48:45: DarkVaultBoy: you've made 5 spelling mistakes since we began arguing, want screenshots?
- 20:48:57: ShawnCognitionCP: Slayer, you're on Discord, yes?
- 20:49:14: ShawnCognitionCP: Who is going by the name of "Morrigan101's Bitch"?
- 20:49:15: SlayerOfTheBad: Pretty much the only thing that will make me to either of thos things is phisically attacking my girlfriend.
- 20:49:28: SlayerOfTheBad: That would be Mini-Fiary, Shawn.
- 20:49:32: DarkVaultBoy: So
- 20:49:35: ShawnCognitionCP: Fiary claims it isn't actually him.
- 20:49:42: ShawnCognitionCP: At least, he said so in main chat yesterday.
- 20:49:50: ShawnCognitionCP: Two days ago, actually.
- 20:49:51: DarkVaultBoy: Fairy claims a lot
- 20:50:06: DarkVaultBoy: he also makes you think he's a girl
- 20:50:12: DarkVaultBoy: like wtf
- 20:50:16: DarkVaultBoy: "snowfiary"
- 20:50:22: ShawnCognitionCP: I could be convinced most of you are women.
- 20:50:26: ShawnCognitionCP: Men should be masculine.
- 20:50:26: DarkVaultBoy: same
- 20:50:39: DarkVaultBoy: well naturally yea
- 20:51:16: SlayerOfTheBad: Shawn, Mini isn't going by the name of Morrigan's Bitch anymore.
- 20:51:25: ShawnCognitionCP: I generally dislike emasculate men.
- 20:51:26: SlayerOfTheBad: He's changed it to Mni-Frosty.
- 20:51:36: The Aspect Of Akatosh: (Face
- 20:51:40: The Aspect Of Akatosh: (facepalm)
- 20:52:28: SlayerOfTheBad: There's only Morrigan101 and Morrigan101's Meatballs now
- 20:52:34: SlayerOfTheBad: Meatballs would be Renz. xD
- 20:52:36: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Which is Renz.
- 20:54:36: SlayerOfTheBad: Shawn got sick of it. xD
- 20:54:55: SlayerOfTheBad: Oh, nvm. xD
- 20:57:29: SlayerOfTheBad: Chats seems to have died, good, now I can finally go watch some mindless youtube videos. xD
- 20:58:25: DarkVaultBoy: https://gyazo.com/dd78353317cbb46340ae1b31d795d383 save me
- 20:59:35: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Dark...
- 20:59:43: The Aspect Of Akatosh: I hate you now.
- 20:59:49: DarkVaultBoy: haha
- 21:00:02: DarkVaultBoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70GBUr9eR9w pyro did a video on him
- 21:00:02: KINMUNE: bath
- 21:00:10: DarkVaultBoy: that's what I was watching I promise!
- 21:00:16: DarkVaultBoy: not the original video!
- 21:01:16: DarkVaultBoy: he fills up
- 21:01:23: DarkVaultBoy: the entire bathtub with hautsauce
- 21:01:25: DarkVaultBoy: hot*
- 21:01:28: DarkVaultBoy: and
- 21:01:33: DarkVaultBoy: he goes under
- 21:01:37: DarkVaultBoy: with his eyes open
- 21:01:51: DarkVaultBoy: and then I get a good laugh
- 21:02:10: DarkVaultBoy: oh imagine how is dick felt
- 21:02:15: DarkVaultBoy: his*
- 21:10:26: The Aspect Of Akatosh: wb
- 21:10:49: DarkVaultBoy: still dead
- 21:11:07: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Damn it.
- 21:11:13: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Discord just crashed for me.
- 21:11:21: DarkVaultBoy: rekt
- 21:12:35: The Aspect Of Akatosh: I don't know why it's not working..
- 21:13:58: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Fixed it.
- 21:39:47: KINMUNE: Hello there, JustAnotherFurry!
- 21:40:08: JustAnotherFurry: I fucked up
- 21:40:12: JustAnotherFurry: Badly
- 21:47:22: JustAnotherFurry: KINMUNE, are you single?
- 21:47:24: KINMUNE: Yes.
- 21:48:39: JustAnotherFurry: KINMUNE, will you be mine?
- 21:48:41: KINMUNE: I'll get back to you on that one.
- 21:54:43: JustAnotherFurry: I really wish I could find that one video
- 21:55:00: JustAnotherFurry: You know the one, but most people don't
- 22:25:53: Illyasviell von eisenbern: kinmune
- 23:00:19: SnowFiary: Don'
- 23:00:29: SnowFiary: Don't Make Me Roar Aspect!
- 23:00:48: SnowFiary: KINMUNE, are you single?
- 23:00:49: KINMUNE: Ask SuperSajuuk, he probably knows.
- 23:00:58: SnowFiary: whos supersajuuk>?
- 23:01:04: SnowFiary: KINMUNE, will you be mine?
- 23:01:06: KINMUNE: No.
- 23:01:12: SnowFiary: DamnIt/
- 23:04:23: The Aspect Of Akatosh: [[User:SuperSajuuk]]
- 23:05:16: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Anyways, yes?
- 23:05:50: SnowFiary: a year ban?
- 23:05:51: SnowFiary: damn
- 23:08:42: The Aspect Of Akatosh: He's a former mod actually.
- 23:08:51: SnowFiary: formor
- 23:08:52: SnowFiary: HA
- 23:10:00: The Aspect Of Akatosh: Patroller.
- 23:57:00: DarkVaultBoy: akatosh
- 23:58:57: Illyasviell von eisenbern: DVB! hello
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