- 00:13:39: KINMUNE: Hello there, Xenos001!
- 01:05:44: Kora Stormblade: hi
- 01:06:23: RenzXVI: hi
- 01:07:20: Kora Stormblade: o.
- 01:07:34: The Crusader of Truth: o shit humins o/
- 01:08:19: Kora Stormblade: yo crus o.
- 01:11:41: The Crusader of Truth: Whats up Korala?
- 01:11:58: Kora Stormblade: nothing much, just rewording this bug section real quick
- 01:12:11: The Crusader of Truth: thats racist
- 01:12:16: The Crusader of Truth: I mean, good for the wiki (Y)
- 01:12:19: Kora Stormblade: ive lost a lot of motivation to do much edits lately so im hoping ill pick up here soon maybe
- 01:12:22: Kora Stormblade: no u ;) xd
- 01:13:03: Kora Stormblade: wot aboot u
- 01:13:12: The Crusader of Truth: Im playing somebody
- 01:13:14: The Crusader of Truth: I mean, a game
- 01:13:58: Kora Stormblade: ah huh
- 01:14:01: The Crusader of Truth: Oh and learning how to replace mirco usb daughterboards
- 01:14:05: Kora Stormblade: o dang
- 01:14:09: Kora Stormblade: i already am confused xd
- 01:14:23: Kora Stormblade: I hate jungles in minecraft so while I was in a world a ran across a small one
- 01:14:27: The Crusader of Truth: *is suddenly considered a computer geek* *has only just now learned what that even is*
- 01:14:48: Kora Stormblade: so I instantly went into creative mode, blew up the whole fucking thing and am in the process of turning the holes into a lake instead
- 01:15:02: The Crusader of Truth: o shit u savage
- 01:15:02: Kora Stormblade: well you know much more about that and code than I do so xd
- 01:15:08: RenzXVI: Creative / cheat players are noobs.
- 01:15:26: The Crusader of Truth: ^Unless youre practicing building designs I mostly agree
- 01:15:28: Kora Stormblade: not as bad as me spending 4 days clearing a jungle which took up about 1/4th of the entire map
- 01:15:31: Kora Stormblade: :[[]])
- 01:15:51: RenzXVI: Creative and cheats shouldn't even be unlocked until you beat the main game
- 01:16:01: The Crusader of Truth: But Korala its this simple https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/Samsung+Galaxy+S5+Micro-USB+Port+Daughterboard+Replacement/27077
- 01:16:26: The Crusader of Truth: Basically dismantle the entire phone, rip out the daughterboard, reconnect the new one, and put it back together
- 01:16:27: Kora Stormblade: im too lazy to look sorry
- 01:16:32: Kora Stormblade: o dang
- 01:16:36: Kora Stormblade: that sounds simple tho
- 01:16:39: RenzXVI: Why is her name Korala now?
- 01:16:59: Kora Stormblade: idk why is it crus? xd
- 01:17:02: The Crusader of Truth: because shes as lazy as a koala
- 01:17:31: Kora Stormblade: koalas are nice tho
- 01:17:37: Kora Stormblade: and we all know im quite the bitch so
- 01:17:38: Kora Stormblade: /:
- 01:17:43: The Crusader of Truth: o true
- 01:17:45: RenzXVI: You can take the daughterboard out as long as the fatherboard agrees and you take her home before 11pm.
- 01:17:52: The Crusader of Truth: ^ ;) ;)
- 01:18:00: The Crusader of Truth: o shit
- 01:18:15: The Crusader of Truth: >USB port >daughterboard I feel like a genius now
- 01:19:16: RenzXVI: You stick your USB in the daughterboards port. ;)
- 01:20:27: Kora Stormblade: OOO:
- 01:20:31: Kora Stormblade: renz omg that's so nasty
- 01:20:52: The Crusader of Truth: just remember we all insert things into the daughterboard every night
- 01:21:10: The Crusader of Truth: and none of them are even older than 18
- 01:21:50: Kora Stormblade: wow how did everyone miss the "she will also give you head" edit that was made like half an hour ago xd
- 01:22:27: RenzXVI: I am working right now, I have the wiki closed. :p
- 01:23:32: Kora Stormblade: well more at tim and louise mainly tbh since theyve been editing xd
- 01:24:15: RenzXVI: lol
- 01:24:33: RenzXVI: Those two mostly make stuff, they don't really read edits or edit them.
- 01:24:44: Kora Stormblade: yea
- 01:24:55: RenzXVI: They mostly just add stuff
- 01:25:26: Kora Stormblade: you already said ;)
- 01:25:41: Kora Stormblade: unless youre lagging xd
- 01:25:51: RenzXVI: add stuff
- 01:26:19: Kora Stormblade: adstuff
- 01:26:55: Kora Stormblade: Wow
- 01:27:01: Kora Stormblade: theyve missed 3 vandals so far
- 01:27:25: RenzXVI: lol
- 01:27:41: Kora Stormblade: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/index.php?title=Category%3AOblivion%3A_Audio_Files&diff=2386496&oldid=2386447
- 01:27:55: Kora Stormblade: wtf is "hirrus clutumnus"
- 01:28:10: Kora Stormblade: should I even look it up? xd
- 01:31:23: RenzXVI: ok. :D
- 01:32:08: KINMUNE: Hello there, Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph!
- 01:34:36: Kora Stormblade: yo o.
- 01:34:46: RenzXVI: Kora, that actually exists
- 01:34:54: Kora Stormblade: ?
- 01:34:56: Kora Stormblade: What is it?
- 01:35:00: RenzXVI: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Hirrus_Clutumnus
- 01:35:22: Kora Stormblade: Ill add it in the right way then xd
- 01:35:30: RenzXVI: LOL
- 01:35:39: RenzXVI: So you shouldn't have reverted it?
- 01:36:04: Kora Stormblade: Well technically I wouldve had to anyways
- 01:36:07: Kora Stormblade: It's in the wrong plavce
- 01:36:09: Kora Stormblade: *place
- 01:36:39: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Hi
- 01:36:50: Kora Stormblade: hey
- 01:36:54: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Kora u got kik?
- 01:37:06: Kora Stormblade: nope
- 01:37:15: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Fgt
- 01:37:36: Kora Stormblade: no u
- 01:37:37: Kora Stormblade: cunt
- 01:37:39: Kora Stormblade: god damnit
- 01:37:51: Kora Stormblade: ive had hiccups all day and it's starting to make me feel sick
- 01:39:22: Kora Stormblade: *chat promptly dies*
- 01:39:52: Kora Stormblade: ;/
- 01:40:50: RenzXVI: Lol
- 01:40:54: RenzXVI: Get rid of it.
- 01:40:59: RenzXVI: Drink water or something.
- 01:42:04: Kora Stormblade: Ive been trying to
- 01:42:07: Kora Stormblade: fuckin sucks
- 01:42:42: RenzXVI: Girls sound cute with hiccups though. XD
- 01:43:44: Kora Stormblade: it's terrible to have them though xd
- 01:44:01: Kora Stormblade: god I wish this jacob guy could stop making so many edits when he clearly doesnt know what to do
- 01:44:56: Kora Stormblade: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Legends:_Stubs?diff=2386406&oldid=1909195
- 01:45:02: Kora Stormblade: :l
- 01:46:39: RenzXVI: Show him the editing manual stuff.
- 01:46:42: RenzXVI: thingies
- 01:47:13: Kora Stormblade: I will if I see him do it again
- 01:47:42: Kora Stormblade: I was planning on doing something and I really dont want to spend another ten minutes trying to explain things which mightve already been shown to him right now
- 01:47:56: Kora Stormblade: sorry Im in a very salty mood atm xd
- 01:52:45: RenzXVI: lol
- 01:52:52: RenzXVI: You are always salty
- 01:52:57: Kora Stormblade: i like how there are male character cats for genderless daedra
- 01:53:11: Kora Stormblade: yes i am renz I could be my own salt company and make my own damn money :(
- 01:53:12: Kora Stormblade: xd
- 01:54:58: RenzXVI: lol
- 01:56:11: Kora Stormblade: crus u ded
- 01:56:29: The Crusader of Truth: yes i died sorry
- 01:56:43: The Crusader of Truth: you may now celebrate my death i know youre happy
- 01:57:14: Kora Stormblade: i am
- 01:57:17: Kora Stormblade: :[[]])
- 01:57:48: The Crusader of Truth: wow rude
- 01:58:06: The Crusader of Truth: just for that im coming back to life
- 01:58:22: Kora Stormblade: ok
- 01:58:31: Kora Stormblade: but as what tho
- 01:58:45: Kora Stormblade: what if youre reincarnated as hitler
- 01:58:54: Kora Stormblade: or something
- 01:59:06: The Crusader of Truth: what if i reincarnate as jesus
- 02:00:10: Kora Stormblade: get posted on a stake then
- 02:00:11: Kora Stormblade: ;0
- 02:00:30: The Crusader of Truth: ill be like Jesus promotes TES chat and all the young ladies will be editing here
- 02:02:09: Kora Stormblade: xd
- 02:02:18: Kora Stormblade: we already have enough vandals
- 02:02:33: Kora Stormblade: which tim said means we must be getting more views xd
- 02:02:35: The Crusader of Truth: "she also gives head"
- 02:03:01: Kora Stormblade: XD
- 02:03:03: The Crusader of Truth: Sheesh if I could get head from Skyrim I'd probably start playing it again
- 02:03:14: Kora Stormblade: yay i got my leaderboard position back
- 02:03:36: Kora Stormblade: ill beat you one day crus
- 02:03:39: Kora Stormblade: just u wait m8
- 02:03:56: The Crusader of Truth: o ok
- 02:04:01: The Crusader of Truth: badge hunter maybe
- 02:04:39: Kora Stormblade: maybe ;)
- 02:04:39: Kora Stormblade: xd
- 02:05:07: The Crusader of Truth: yeah well i know the secret to the mysterious sai's affliction
- 02:05:19: The Crusader of Truth: i could tell you when the next person will get it if i really wanted to
- 02:05:35: Kora Stormblade: bet
- 02:05:38: The Crusader of Truth: bet you cant badge hunt that bitch
- 02:05:44: Kora Stormblade: you know you want ti
- 02:05:46: Kora Stormblade: *to
- 02:05:49: Kora Stormblade: cun
- 02:05:49: Kora Stormblade: t
- 02:05:56: The Crusader of Truth: hmm i could use it for myself tho
- 02:07:56: Kora Stormblade: maybe :(
- 02:07:57: Kora Stormblade: xd
- 02:08:00: The Crusader of Truth: u wanna bet that i cant tell you when to edit
- 02:08:19: Kora Stormblade: god honestly why are there gender cats on genderless daedric deities
- 02:08:20: Kora Stormblade: bet cunt
- 02:08:49: Kora Stormblade: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Faryl_Atheron?diff=prev&oldid=2386541
- 02:08:55: The Crusader of Truth: Gimme a minute I must consult the gods
- 02:08:56: Kora Stormblade: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Faryl_Atheron?diff=next&oldid=2386541
- 02:09:10: Kora Stormblade: why does he fucking do this
- 02:09:17: Kora Stormblade: he does this on nearly every edit Ive seen him to
- 02:09:41: The Crusader of Truth: 797 edits cunt
- 02:09:42: Kora Stormblade: makes about 5 useless edits at once changing a letter or bracket and then going back to before then back again
- 02:09:44: RenzXVI: You keep talking about your thing, now I wanna peek at it.
- 02:10:03: Kora Stormblade: yea and Im sure about half of them are utterly useless
- 02:10:39: Kora Stormblade: sorry Im just pissed off because atv gets on to us for not checking peoples edits and now I have to check all of his because his are all shit and he makes so many xd
- 02:11:27: The Crusader of Truth: why do you think i decided to not become a patroller ;)
- 02:11:57: Kora Stormblade: true xd
- 02:12:26: Kora Stormblade: except he gets on to the patrollers about missing a single anon edit when he might even edit the page an hour after the vandal vandalized
- 02:12:57: Kora Stormblade: like jesus fucking christ Im sorry were doing so bad when tim and louise spam make pages and all of us are busy and you cant bother to check a page's history
- 02:13:37: The Crusader of Truth: Try not to take it too hard my guess is hes just stressed out
- 02:13:59: Kora Stormblade: well so am I that's why Im just ranting so imma try and stop being so salty xd
- 02:14:12: Kora Stormblade: although he's done it a few times over the span of a few months so idk
- 02:14:43: The Crusader of Truth: you should work at mcdonalds
- 02:14:50: Kora Stormblade: no
- 02:14:52: The Crusader of Truth: they need a lot of salt
- 02:14:55: Kora Stormblade: why crus
- 02:14:56: Kora Stormblade: o
- 02:14:59: Kora Stormblade: ay fuk u mayn
- 02:15:01: Kora Stormblade: XD
- 02:15:08: RenzXVI: Salt mine
- 02:15:14: The Crusader of Truth: They serve fries on salt you know
- 02:15:16: The Crusader of Truth: great match
- 02:15:22: Kora Stormblade: god damnit
- 02:15:30: Kora Stormblade: I told tim to remove that space and he still hasnt
- 02:15:47: The Crusader of Truth: Kora, learn that Tim will never remember everything you tell him to do
- 02:15:50: The Crusader of Truth: Believe me Ive tried
- 02:16:04: RenzXVI: Maybe he needs some space before he decides to remove the space?
- 02:16:16: Kora Stormblade: great characteristic for someone with the most important position on one of wikias most popular wikis
- 02:16:23: Kora Stormblade: wow renz xd
- 02:16:35: RenzXVI: Tim is special
- 02:17:15: Kora Stormblade: That's not a good thing to be as a bureaucrat xd
- 02:18:26: RenzXVI: He's like a pillar, he doesn't do as much like the rest of the house, but it's good that he's there. :p
- 02:19:17: Kora Stormblade: You should see the influence he had to make spam threads ;)
- 02:19:27: RenzXVI: lol
- 02:19:41: RenzXVI: The pyramid thread
- 02:20:07: RenzXVI: Blame Ashley, people didn't even understand it until she explained.
- 02:20:18: Kora Stormblade: And you see how many people ignored two other staff members asking him to stop spamming the threads
- 02:22:00: RenzXVI: :p
- 02:24:28: RenzXVI: Timeoin for Wikia Staff
- 10:16:37: KINMUNE: Hello there, Qahnaarin1997!
- 10:16:49: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
- 10:19:01: Qahnaarin1997: Hey
- 10:20:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what's up?
- 10:24:05: Qahnaarin1997: Warframe with and talking with Elad over PSN
- 10:24:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
- 10:24:24: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what's warframe?
- 10:28:52: Qahnaarin1997: A game.
- 10:30:05: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i gathered that already
- 10:34:59: Qahnaarin1997: A free game.
- 10:35:21: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
- 10:35:37: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: free games usually aren't very good
- 10:35:45: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: is this one decent?
- 10:38:13: Qahnaarin1997: It's great.
- 10:38:22: Qahnaarin1997: It has a good story as well as lore
- 10:39:07: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
- 10:39:09: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nice
- 11:32:31: Qahnaarin1997: Hello.
- 14:12:36: Kora Stormblade: .
- 15:00:28: Qahnaarin1997: Kora! o/
- 15:00:39: Kora Stormblade: o/
- 15:00:56: Qahnaarin1997: Did you listen to the song?
- 15:01:03: Kora Stormblade: Not yet, I havent had the time
- 15:01:09: Kora Stormblade: I will do here later today though
- 15:01:12: Qahnaarin1997: All good.
- 15:01:21: Kora Stormblade: Also bad timing cos I gotta go afk for bout half an hour xd
- 15:01:24: Kora Stormblade: o/ o/ o/
- 15:01:37: Qahnaarin1997: Their EP is like $2.99 for 5 songs.
- 15:01:48: Kora Stormblade: thats not bad
- 15:02:16: Kora Stormblade: see ya l8r \o \o \o
- 15:02:50: Qahnaarin1997: K
- 15:25:26: Kora Stormblade: yo o/
- 15:28:45: Qahnaarin1997: o/
- 15:30:49: KINMUNE: Hello there, SirHadesOfNod!
- 15:31:10: SirHadesOfNod: Fuck
- 15:31:24: Kora Stormblade: ?
- 15:31:40: SirHadesOfNod: Do you no how to solve quadratic equations?
- 15:31:47: SirHadesOfNod: know-*
- 15:32:10: Kora Stormblade: no
- 15:32:14: Kora Stormblade: that's what google is for
- 15:32:15: SirHadesOfNod: ....
- 15:32:25: SirHadesOfNod: I honestly don't trust google
- 15:32:31: SirHadesOfNod: ill ask Shawn
- 15:32:33: SirHadesOfNod: laters
- 15:32:37: Kora Stormblade: o.
- 15:32:45: SirHadesOfNod: /me opens a portal to the shadow lanes and jumps in
- 15:33:17: Kora Stormblade: Please dont roleplay
- 15:33:31: Qahnaarin1997: Let him.
- 15:33:41: Qahnaarin1997: It will give me a reason to kick then ban
- 15:33:45: Kora Stormblade: xd
- 15:33:55: Qahnaarin1997: Kora, FB messager
- 15:33:58: Qahnaarin1997: Please.
- 15:34:01: Kora Stormblade: aight
- 21:18:41: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Scrotum penis
- 23:00:57: The Crusader of Truth: o/
- 23:01:02: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
- 23:01:26: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: just took a scubadiving lesson
- 23:01:35: The Crusader of Truth: Oh what
- 23:02:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup, i'm learning to scubadive
- 23:02:27: The Crusader of Truth: Are you doing it just as a hobby or?
- 23:02:41: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yes
- 23:03:01: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: why else would i be learning it?
- 23:03:31: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the only job for which scubadiving experience helps is scubadiving instructor
- 23:06:12: The Crusader of Truth: Well there are other jobs like marine biology and underwater welding but I do have to cover all the bases
- 23:06:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: true
- 23:06:37: The Crusader of Truth: How much does it cost?
- 23:06:47: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: idk, my parents are paying
- 23:07:20: The Crusader of Truth: Lucky, for scuba diving and for living close enough to the ocean for being able to do it
- 23:08:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the seas around here are uninteresting for scubadiving. i have to go to far away lands to see anything interesting
- 23:10:28: The Crusader of Truth: Oh, I guess its just sand?
- 23:10:38: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: mostly
- 23:11:17: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: so far, all of my lessons have taken place in a pool though, so i only know what people told me about our seas
- 23:11:49: The Crusader of Truth: I didnt think about it but I suppose it would make sense to start in a pool, is it hard for you so far?
- 23:11:58: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nah
- 23:12:39: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the course is designed so that even complete retards can get the hang of it
- 23:13:15: The Crusader of Truth: I've always wondered what a coral reef looks like in person I probably should learn scuba diving too before they destroy the ocean lol
- 23:14:54: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the ocean will be around for a while. problem is, we're killing everything in it.
- 23:14:58: The Crusader of Truth: "Even if you were the son of Queen Elizabeth, I would still block you if you don't stop badge hunting." Sounds like Carlo is having a good day
- 23:15:19: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 23:15:52: The Crusader of Truth: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Jacob_Ravensgate#Edits Thats probably the most interesting argument this wiki has ever seen
- 23:19:16: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i'll have you know i'm the daughter of Zeus, the king of the gods. if you do anything i don't like, i'll talk my dad into killing you
- 23:21:45: KINMUNE: Hello there, Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine!
- 23:21:50: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hello
- 23:21:52: The Crusader of Truth: o/
- 23:21:56: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: Hello everyone
- 23:22:37: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: Who knows the lore more than history lessons?
- 23:23:16: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i know quite a bit about lore, but i think i know more irl history
- 23:24:15: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: I know a lot about irl history, it's only that when I started playing Elder Scrolls (on Skyrim, then I bought Oblivion and Morrowind and TESO) i made a lot of researches about the lore.
- 23:25:01: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: Now my friends (who are also bg fans of the Elder Scrolls) say that I now the lore more than the developpers themselves
- 23:25:17: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 23:25:40: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i rather doubt that
- 23:25:53: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: Ikr, hey say it as a joke of course
- 23:26:11: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: How old are you?
- 23:26:27: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: 23
- 23:26:56: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: k
- 23:27:16: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: I'm still a little child...
- 23:27:17: The Crusader of Truth: I remember once I tried to explain a lot of lore basics to one of my friends, he considered me a genius and it was only basic stuff lol
- 23:27:31: The Crusader of Truth: How old do you consider a little child?
- 23:27:39: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: compared to you
- 23:27:46: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: im a little child
- 23:28:07: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: I turned 15 4 months ago
- 23:28:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
- 23:28:34: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: i remember
- 23:28:43: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: i tried to explain CHIM to my friend
- 23:28:50: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: he got his mind blown
- 23:29:03: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: chim is a rather hard to grasp concept, to be fair
- 23:29:08: The Crusader of Truth: ^
- 23:29:10: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: and then he just called it ''The Talos power''
- 23:29:34: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: talos isn't the only one who did it though
- 23:29:40: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: ikr
- 23:29:50: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: i told him vivec and talos achieved it
- 23:29:57: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: he remembered only talos
- 23:30:18: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: people who haven't played morrowind usually have never heard of vivec
- 23:30:30: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: and he played only skyrim...
- 23:30:50: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it's a shame that so many people only play skyrim
- 23:30:54: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: ikr
- 23:30:56: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: oblivion is way better
- 23:31:06: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: my fav of all is oblivion
- 23:31:11: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: becoming sheogorath
- 23:31:28: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: meeting martin septim, lucien lachance, pelinal whitestrake
- 23:31:35: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: so many memorable characters
- 23:31:47: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: and morrowind
- 23:31:53: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it did kinda feel like you were the sidekick in your own adventure though
- 23:32:02: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: ikr
- 23:32:07: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: but the adoring fan
- 23:32:17: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i hate the adoring fan
- 23:32:25: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: i cannot even count how many ways of killing him i found
- 23:32:28: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: using mods
- 23:32:33: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: using spells
- 23:32:34: The Crusader of Truth: the adoring fan is vivec in cunt form
- 23:32:44: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: and with a shitty haircut
- 23:32:47: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: how is he like vivec?
- 23:33:07: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: idk
- 23:33:11: The Crusader of Truth: Vivec:Awesome::Adoring Fan:Complete Cunt
- 23:33:16: The Crusader of Truth: Or at least as I see it
- 23:34:01: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: vivec's quite a cunt too though
- 23:34:16: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: vivec: mortal who achieved CHIM, even tho he's naked the adoring fan: the only thing, with how the races look, that suck in oblivion
- 23:35:17: The Crusader of Truth: Okay maybe Im wrong dont kill me please xD
- 23:35:41: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: in oblivion men and mer look like some dudes with chromosomic disorder, even jyggalag hates that, argonians look like painted crocodiles, the khajiits look like lions who just saw a hyena getting raped by molag bal, mehrunes dagon and mephala and orcs look like shreks
- 23:35:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: /me kills crus
- 23:36:11: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: true, the looks in oblivion weren't great
- 23:36:24: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: but the game is still awesome
- 23:36:30: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup
- 23:36:49: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: especially the factions felt far better than in skyrim
- 23:37:14: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: morrowind: worse combat system, oblivion: worse races, skyrim: worse storyline and backstory
- 23:37:21: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: skyrim could've been perfect
- 23:37:24: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it actually felt like you were progressing through their ranks rather than randomly being appointed leader
- 23:37:38: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: if bethesda fixed some little things
- 23:38:18: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: oblivion's only real flaw were the faces. i dont see how skyrim could have been made better than oblivion
- 23:39:04: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: the civil war was supposed to be a civil war, with at least 12 quests to take a hold, with randomly spawning imperials and stormcloaks divisions fighting, but instead they cut off that and made a bunch of guys fighting over a stronghold to take a whole hold
- 23:39:20: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: true
- 23:39:23: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that's lame
- 23:39:34: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: if only we could turn into a dragon to fight alduin at the end, like tosh raka did in akavir, it would've been epic
- 23:39:50: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: if only in game alduin was hard enough to be considered a boss fight
- 23:40:01: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that wouldn't make sense lorewise
- 23:40:11: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: it would
- 23:40:15: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: in akavir
- 23:40:20: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yeah, alduin was kind of an anticlimax
- 23:40:41: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: tosh raka, the po'tun leader, turned into a dragon and became the largest dragon known
- 23:40:45: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: tsun was way harder to beat
- 23:40:51: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: true
- 23:41:18: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: if we could ally with miraak to fight hermaeus mora it would've been way better
- 23:41:54: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: if we could help knight paladin gelebor to make the betrayed remember who they once were
- 23:42:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: fighting a daedric prince who's at full strength is suicide
- 23:42:31: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the hero of kvatch could only defeat jyggalag bc he was in a weakened form
- 23:42:41: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: and because he was sheogorath
- 23:42:49: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup
- 23:43:18: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: but when you go to clavicus vile (he's without barbas) he tells you that he's as powerful as you without barbas, who doubles his power
- 23:43:31: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: knowing clavicus is at least as powerful as mora
- 23:43:55: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i think mora is far more powerful than clavicus
- 23:44:25: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: mora commands all hidden knowledge
- 23:44:46: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: lorewise, the strongest princes are sheogorath and jyggalag
- 23:45:29: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: and mora is as powerful as molag bal, mehrunes dagon, clavicus vile in full power (with barbas), nocturnal, azura
- 23:46:27: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: so basically we can rank daedric princes like this: 1- jyggalag and sheogorath 2- herma-mora, clavicus vile, mehrunes dagon, molag bal, azura, nocturnal
- 23:47:01: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: 3- mephala, boethiah, malacath, hircine
- 23:47:41: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: 4- the weakest ones, namira, peryite, etc...
- 23:48:27: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: so basically skyrim would've been better with these points (miraak as an ally exists as a mod)
- 23:50:06: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: teaming with the guy who's trying to enslave an entire island isn't something i'd do
- 23:51:38: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: look at the mod
- 23:51:50: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: it looks better than that
- 23:51:52: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i don't use mods
- 23:51:58: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i prefer vanilla
- 23:51:59: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: me neither
- 23:52:05: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: i just found it on youtube
- 23:52:46: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
- 23:52:59: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: but let's keep talking about the lore
- 23:53:17: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: do you know about fragments of time and kalpas?
- 23:53:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yes
- 23:54:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: alduin is supposed to eat the world and end the current kalpa for the next to begin
- 23:55:11: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: true
- 23:55:22: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: and do you know about the tosh raka theory?
- 23:55:27: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: no
- 23:55:59: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: do you know tosh raka?
- 23:56:15: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: he's one of the kha po-tun right?
- 23:56:43: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: the emperor of the ka'po'tun
- 23:56:58: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: at first he was an ordinary po'tun, he was their chief
- 23:57:32: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: he managed to succesfuly turn into a dragon, and became the largest dragon on nirn, and since that day po'tuns were ka'po'tuns
- 23:57:39: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: now the theory
- 23:57:47: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: at first, look at his name
- 23:57:51: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: tosh raka
- 23:58:03: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: if you remove the ''r'', it becomes tosh aka
- 23:58:27: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: and if you cross them, it becomes aka tosh, akatosh
- 23:59:17: Azari Deathbolt a Shezzarine: the theory says that tosh raka, using his nae as akatosh inverted, is the like between alduin, the end of a kalpa, and auri-el, the beginning of the kalpa
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