- 01:18:42: Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph: Woody's Got Wood
- 06:27:38: The Crusader of Truth: Ayyy Qah o/
- 06:31:28: Qahnaarin1997: Did someone shit on the floor?
- 06:33:34: The Crusader of Truth: Or you could just be looking at me, it depends on your perspective
- 06:34:58: Qahnaarin1997: No, you don't count.
- 06:35:06: Qahnaarin1997: You're not shit m8
- 06:35:14: Qahnaarin1997: SO it isn't swifty yet
- 06:40:35: The Crusader of Truth: Mind you I can replace their eyes when I want to get rid of them
- 06:44:00: The Crusader of Truth: But no seriously can I ask why you're not a big fan of it? I guess I should mention that they're criminals, and that the eyes they receive back are bionic so they're actually better than their own eyes, so I kinda wanna ask why
- 06:44:21: Qahnaarin1997: Crus, X Gon give it to ya
- 06:45:39: Qahnaarin1997: It a grood song.
- 06:45:45: Qahnaarin1997: It was in Deadpool
- 06:47:07: The Crusader of Truth: Also Im guessing you're just not going to answer my question? Its okay ig if you dont want to
- 06:51:06: Qahnaarin1997: He's the equivallant to Zur in Destiny.
- 06:53:14: Qahnaarin1997: Oh, if they're criminals then you can do whatever the fuck you want to them, as long as they commit serious crimes like murder, rape ect
- 06:54:23: The Crusader of Truth: Well, when they murder I tend to put them to sleep and take their organs lol
- 06:55:02: Qahnaarin1997: Why not both?
- 06:56:38: Qahnaarin1997: Shit game mechanics, mate.
- 06:56:59: Qahnaarin1997: Even brain surgery?
- 06:57:03: The Crusader of Truth: Of course if I really wanted them to suffer, I could take all of their arms off, take out their eyes, then throw them in the woods
- 06:58:38: Qahnaarin1997: Growing more sadistic, are we?
- 06:59:31: The Crusader of Truth: Mind you, I have a bridge leading up to my fort that's literally lined with the rotting corpses of my enemies
- 07:01:10: The Crusader of Truth: Considering that I have 80 people rotting on the side of my bridge, and that the average raid is only 10 people, I can be pretty proud about it
- 07:07:06: Qahnaarin1997: xD
- 07:16:35: Qahnaarin1997: What game is this?
- 07:16:37: Qahnaarin1997: xD
- 07:17:39: The Crusader of Truth: Of all the games I could chose from that could be so violent, the answer is something as peaceful as RimWorld
- 07:27:35: Qahnaarin1997: Oh OK.
- 16:21:34: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hello
- 16:22:57: Qstlijku: I invited some people here so they could see that
- 16:23:02: Qstlijku: But it didn't work for them
- 16:23:18: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: idk why she didn't greet them
- 16:23:54: TheKorraFanatic: Indeed.
- 17:05:43: Aramithius: Prepare for some incoming, hopefully
- 17:10:22: The Crusader of Truth: o/
- 17:15:27: Nekyn Alb: Hi o/
- 17:16:04: Nekyn Alb: Why does even Urine have a prophecy but I don't
- 17:17:17: Nekyn Alb: Hello
- 17:20:16: Prophecy of the Urine: Because Urine is da man
- 17:20:22: Nekyn Alb: o/
- 17:20:44: Nekyn Alb: Dammit, I deserve multiple prophecies
- 17:20:57: Prophecy of the Urine: Urine is incarnate
- 17:24:34: Hail the Empire: goin
- 17:25:52: Sage McKaw: I dont like this chat
- 17:28:45: Sage McKaw: Its not on the actual app and its annoying. also it doesent notify you. idk about u but im going back to the off topic post
- 17:29:08: Sage McKaw: also the replies dont count as posts
- 17:29:34: Sage McKaw: the app is better then this fukin is. This is meant for computers. Im leaving homies.
- 17:32:16: Hail the Empire: So, how's everyone doin today
- 17:32:57: Nekyn Alb: How about you?
- 17:34:58: Sage McKaw: mmmm im gonna leave fr cuz nobodys on this damn thing and the off topic post is better
- 17:35:17: Sage McKaw: no its ass cuz you have to zoom on on every reply
- 17:35:26: Sage McKaw: and scroll to the right
- 17:36:01: Sage McKaw: i just think its annoying
- 17:37:16: Nekyn Alb: *o_o
- 17:45:22: Kora Stormblade: Apparently hello to you too Nekyn o.
- 17:46:42: Kora Stormblade: Very interesting name you've got, urine xD
- 17:47:48: Prophecy of the Urine: Thanks, yeah, it was a thing made up about Dagoth Ur's incarnate
- 17:49:05: RenzXVI: He needs proof he is doing nothing good all day. XD
- 17:51:31: Prophecy of the Urine: 😀
- 17:59:08: Kora Stormblade: Eh it depends on your internet
- 17:59:20: RenzXVI: Chat?
- 18:01:39: Hail the Empire: I'll do that later, for now I gtg. Cya
- 18:01:46: Kora Stormblade: o/
- 18:03:38: Hail the Empire: False alarm. I didn't have to go
- 18:05:47: Kora Stormblade: ? xD
- 18:05:52: Nekyn Alb: lol
- 18:06:26: Nekyn Alb: hi
- 18:12:04: RenzXVI: I cant wait to finish this shitty new Transformers film. XD
- 18:20:32: RenzXVI: Hey, Kora, remember that girl I told you about that plays violins, pianos, drums, guitars and harps which also makes her own harps? She makes her own flutes too. I'll ask her for a list of everything she does next time. XD
- 18:50:13: RenzXVI: I could see through the game. Lol
- 19:10:19: Tullin: hey
- 19:21:09: The Crusader of Truth: Eh about 75% me doing things I shouldn't and 25% my PC being crap
- 19:23:07: RenzXVI: lol
- 19:24:12: RenzXVI: lol
- 19:24:20: RenzXVI: What were you trying to do?
- 19:24:48: The Crusader of Truth: Spawn in an entire army of enemies
- 19:30:07: The Crusader of Truth: Its life, just every problem tries to violently kill you
- 19:30:38: RenzXVI: Yeah but a nest of high level mutants spawn in the middle of your base in a second? THat's just cheating lol
- 19:31:02: The Crusader of Truth: Sometimes you just have to plan for the worst lol
- 19:33:10: The Crusader of Truth: idk when you played but they have it where you can form caravans and travel now, so if there's a problem like that now you can seriously just grab your food and run
- 19:33:31: RenzXVI: Oh, that certainly wasn't there when I last played.
- 19:34:28: The Crusader of Truth: So you can literally make a pot farm in the middle of nowhere
- 19:35:18: RenzXVI: When I was playing, a dozen of them just appeared in a second and I died.
- 19:36:27: The Crusader of Truth: The best things to do with animals you cant kill by damage is to get it to bleed to death, and when it starts to bleed a lot, run, and wait patiently for death
- 19:37:43: RenzXVI: The centipedes have rocket launchers? O-o
- 19:38:09: The Crusader of Truth: Oh, and the other one had a flame thrower if thats any comfort
- 19:39:07: The Crusader of Truth: Mech hives are a complete nightmare
- 19:39:56: RenzXVI: I'll just not play it anymore. I'll settle with the Sims. XD
- 19:40:46: The Crusader of Truth: Its almost like the inside of my mind and so I just work with it
- 19:42:05: The Crusader of Truth: Maybe I am Hades (kappa)
- 19:42:11: RenzXVI: lol o
- 19:43:21: RenzXVI: So Birdman, when is the next Rick and MOrty coming out?
- 19:45:06: The Crusader of Truth: http://prntscr.com/fpqano imagine that just raining from the sky in drop pods and landing right beside your base
- 19:45:41: The Crusader of Truth: Also no clue
- 19:46:31: RenzXVI: It actually gave me nothing
- 19:47:04: The Crusader of Truth: Actually, if you get a machining table you can take them apart
- 19:47:05: RenzXVI: It was a robot thing.
- 19:47:24: The Crusader of Truth: On their own they drop nothing sadly
- 19:50:18: RenzXVI: Or rage quit forever. XD
- 19:50:58: The Crusader of Truth: That isnt practical xD
- 19:56:14: The Crusader of Truth: But considering the Scythers do 24 damage on one hit, and the average person's limbs dont even have that much health minus their torso, odds are one hit from them will either cripple somebody or kill them
- 20:00:25: RenzXVI: I believe in a future where duct tape will be so advanced, it can deflect armor piercing rounds that we have today.
- 20:28:49: Shockstorm: ay
- 20:28:51: Shockstorm: look lol http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/User:Blademaster_Jauffre?diff=2426355&oldid=2425856
- 20:29:51: RenzXVI: If only you can lock his profile from editing and he honors what's written there.
- 20:31:44: Tullin: give it
- 20:32:08: Tullin: No
- 20:32:17: Tullin: Haliaipole is my demand
- 20:33:22: Nekyn Alb: Well, Admins could lock it
- 20:35:05: RenzXVI: I'm an ultralisk! http://i.imgur.com/ixIbWda.png
- 20:35:54: Shockstorm: that they do in europe
- 20:36:48: Shockstorm: lol,his life work being pissing ppl off
- 20:36:56: Shockstorm: and having tl;dr arguments with them about rivial shit
- 20:37:06: Shockstorm: which is funny considering most dutch ppl are quite chill
- 20:37:21: Shockstorm: yes
- 20:37:59: Nekyn Alb: I discovered many gardens
- 20:38:06: Tullin: i am not dutch dammit
- 20:39:06: Shockstorm: well thats like saying ur venuzealan instead of mexican amirite
- 20:39:16: Shockstorm: (all countries with same language are same to americans)
- 20:39:19: Kora Stormblade: I kinda know her from when I went on ccc
- 20:39:37: Tullin: i speak mayonaisse
- 20:39:54: RenzXVI: Admins should lock his profile so it's AWAY forever.
- 20:41:16: Kora Stormblade: Well about the orc page and his edits being taken apart because they just arent good sources
- 20:41:21: Kora Stormblade: I looked through each of them
- 20:41:39: Shockstorm: idk i never go on /d
- 20:41:42: Nekyn Alb: neat
- 20:41:51: Kora Stormblade: yea same shock
- 20:42:10: Kora Stormblade: Like idek what goes on over there half the time except that I know it's pretty hectic at points
- 20:42:17: Kora Stormblade: or just full of 9 year olds
- 20:42:21: Shockstorm: i like how one of his big sources was a throwaway piece of dialogue by a guard or some shit
- 20:43:20: Shockstorm: lel
- 20:43:43: Shockstorm: i almost replied on carlos page and said i identified as both orc and beastfolk and he had no right to judge me
- 20:44:09: Nekyn Alb: xD
- 20:44:24: Nekyn Alb: tbh, everyone knows they are elves
- 20:44:27: Kora Stormblade: I think this is just his hissy fit because his opinions ren't seen as fact by anyone else and that just obviously means everyone else is wrong
- 20:44:32: Kora Stormblade: Yea exactly
- 20:44:39: Kora Stormblade: the fuck bruh
- 20:44:52: Kora Stormblade: ^^^^
- 20:45:05: Shockstorm: idk if cuz hes not native english speaker, but saying "keep my head down" would mean he tries to stay out of trouble
- 20:45:26: Nekyn Alb: lel
- 20:46:08: RenzXVI: hed*
- 20:46:25: Nekyn Alb: "keep my head up"
- 20:46:55: Shockstorm: cuz if you say someone looks happy to see u it could mean theyre aroused lel
- 20:47:23: Nekyn Alb: xD
- 20:47:54: Shockstorm: "Jauffre Uncut: Too Hot for the TESwiki"
- 20:48:01: Kora Stormblade: xD
- 20:48:26: Kora Stormblade: I like how one of his sources was a fuckin poem which doesnt even call them beast
- 20:48:31: Nekyn Alb: They were considered beastfolk and goblins
- 20:48:33: Kora Stormblade: and it's in one line
- 20:49:10: Kora Stormblade: i tried to jump rope with a jacket once
- 20:49:50: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: you were blue?
- 20:50:02: Kora Stormblade: xD
- 20:50:12: Nekyn Alb: dabadidabadi
- 20:50:23: Shockstorm: that song triggers me
- 20:50:33: Shockstorm: :>
- 20:50:37: Kora Stormblade: tbf I was like 9 at the time or something and was being a dumbass untill I high fived my face into the floor
- 20:51:02: Kora Stormblade: is there such a thing as sanity tho shock I mean look at our prof pics
- 20:51:32: Shockstorm: my pic is trump culturally appropriating the clever black guy from that one meme
- 20:52:36: Kora Stormblade: did you just assume his form ?
- 20:52:41: Shockstorm: ^
- 20:52:43: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yes
- 20:52:45: Kora Stormblade: omfg ashley you can't just say that
- 20:53:11: Shockstorm: i assume this form out of generosity
- 20:53:16: Kora Stormblade: "this isn't even my final form"
- 20:53:29: Kora Stormblade: um there are only two pandas thank you
- 20:53:32: Kora Stormblade: (kappa)
- 20:53:36: Shockstorm: kek
- 20:54:12: Shockstorm: yesterday on fb i saw someone "alerting" their friends cuz someone who was supposed to be liberal made a post how there are only 2 genders
- 20:54:47: Kora Stormblade: XD
- 20:55:03: Kora Stormblade: Did you see how bill nye gave in recently
- 20:55:11: Nekyn Alb: lol
- 20:55:36: Kora Stormblade: https://pics.onsizzle.com/when-you-drunk-as-fuck-in-the-uber-and-u-3754790.png
- 20:55:50: Kora Stormblade: Apparently on netflix that old episode has that bit edited out
- 20:56:01: Shockstorm: lol speaking of which i really cant tell the difference b/w different shades unless i squint
- 20:56:22: Kora Stormblade: "Seafoam green"
- 20:57:00: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i know some of them, but i definitely don't know the names of all shades
- 20:57:05: Kora Stormblade: yea that or I just go like "red orangish"
- 20:57:15: Kora Stormblade: (y)
- 20:57:19: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: except if i know the name
- 20:58:06: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: turquoise is purple right?
- 20:58:22: Shockstorm: their mascot was a raven interestingly
- 20:59:02: Shockstorm: ohi
- 20:59:34: Shockstorm: jauffre
- 20:59:42: Qahnaarin1997: Of, fuck that guy.
- 20:59:53: Qahnaarin1997: I dislike him.
- 21:00:02: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: bc you secretly adore him
- 21:00:27: Qahnaarin1997: Hahahha, no.
- 21:00:41: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ^
- 21:01:06: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yaoi is a weeb term for homosexual males right?
- 21:01:53: Shockstorm: o sure
- 21:02:03: Shockstorm: i like delicious meat
- 21:02:24: Shockstorm: youre robbing your workplace? thats some real nigga shit
- 21:02:30: Kora Stormblade: https://ifunny.co/fun/3NYUKONr4
- 21:02:47: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol same
- 21:03:12: RenzXVI: That bunny can fly
- 21:03:50: RenzXVI: When I was at my old job, I take home all of the lightbulbs in the bathrooms every few months. XD
- 21:03:59: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 21:04:32: Nekyn Alb: *what
- 21:05:22: RenzXVI: No, I take everything I could take, office freebies.
- 21:05:28: RenzXVI: It's how things roll.
- 21:06:39: RenzXVI: lol
- 21:06:46: RenzXVI: I never bought a pen when I was in highschool
- 21:06:53: Kora Stormblade: I just get things by holding a knife with me at all times
- 21:07:05: Shockstorm: yeah thats a good site
- 21:07:56: Shockstorm: well ur not sposed to say the first one thats a bad word
- 21:08:13: Kora Stormblade: o crap ok
- 21:08:22: Shockstorm: ye u dun fucked up
- 21:08:44: Shockstorm: badoodle
- 21:09:44: Kora Stormblade: imma head off, bbl guise o.
- 21:09:57: Kora Stormblade: be good noodles now
- 21:13:44: RenzXVI: Continuing Transformers: The Last Knight
- 21:14:45: Qahnaarin1997: No, I do.
- 21:19:27: Shockstorm: we're going to have the best noodles, believe me. theyre gonna be great
- 21:19:29: Shockstorm: howdy
- 21:20:44: Nekyn Alb: Hi
- 21:20:52: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
- 21:21:59: Shockstorm: the worst one in history, actually
- 21:24:11: Qahnaarin1997: Shawn, give me some music.
- 21:25:30: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: kin seems to be slacking on the job lately
- 21:25:55: ShawnCognitionCP: GO-ZEN - Bring It On If You're Not Scared
- 21:33:03: JackONeill4444: hi is that the chat for skyrim?
- 21:33:27: Qahnaarin1997: This is the TES series wiki
- 21:33:41: JackONeill4444: i was looking for help concerning skyrim
- 21:33:57: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: skyrim is an elder scrolls game
- 21:34:40: JackONeill4444: i've tried to disable all my mods, reload old saves
- 21:34:49: JackONeill4444: nothing works
- 21:35:03: Qahnaarin1997: Have you tried console commands?
- 21:35:18: JackONeill4444: nope how does that work for perks?N
- 21:35:41: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what exactly does the perk not do that it's supposed to?
- 21:38:16: JackONeill4444: The Beautiful Princess Ashley : it's supposed to increase the magnitude of restoration spells against undead
- 21:38:43: JackONeill4444: i'm not trying to benefit from the vampire + necromage glitch that increases enchantments
- 21:40:23: JackONeill4444: Qahnaarin1997 : i added the perk with the console but it still doesn't work...
- 21:46:42: Qahnaarin1997: Not sure then.
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