00:01:03: The Beartooth: With its own white slaves!
00:02:41: Zoder: Sounds like a treat.
00:02:43: The Beartooth: That are dead from ebola!
00:03:03: The Beartooth: And you will too!
00:03:10: The Crusader of Truth: Even better!
00:03:11: The Beartooth: Wadda say?!
00:03:22: The Beartooth: Its a bargain!
00:03:53: The Beartooth: And you will also get resurrected by witch doctors and be sold into slavery!
00:04:10: The Beartooth: To the Muslims and become a suicide bomber!
00:04:29: The Crusader of Truth: /Even better!/
00:04:36: The Beartooth: Lol
00:04:56: The Beartooth: This weird conversation now
00:06:10: The Crusader of Truth: *This is a weird
00:06:33: The Beartooth: Fck ff grmmrnz
00:06:52: The Beartooth: Fuck off grammamazi
00:07:03: The Beartooth: Grammanazi
00:07:10: The Crusader of Truth: Grammar Nazi*
00:07:31: Zoder: I've got to restart my computer or everything will die. I'll be right back.
00:08:01: The Crusader of Truth: o/
00:08:04: The Crusader of Truth: Wait
00:08:04: The Beartooth: *everything dies*
00:08:10: The Crusader of Truth: If everything will die
00:08:12: The Crusader of Truth: That includes me
00:08:15: The Crusader of Truth: Plz dont turn it off
00:08:29: The Crusader of Truth: Nooo
00:08:40: The Beartooth: Oh fack
00:08:52: The Beartooth: Wat da fack is he doin
00:12:36: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QiYIbL1jOQ
00:12:37: KINMUNE: ROME - Flowers From Exile
00:16:44: Zoder: Everything died anyway.
00:17:14: Zoder: Except Crus, who is going to be forced to live for scientific purposes.
00:17:18: Zoder: Hello Cat.
00:17:29: Thonira: Hello
00:18:20: The Crusader of Truth: o/
00:18:42: The Crusader of Truth: /scientific purposes/
00:19:01: The Crusader of Truth: ///"scientific" purposes///
00:19:04: The Crusader of Truth: I see
00:24:00: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iLBuGbD0eQ
00:24:01: KINMUNE: Nails - Into Quietus
00:25:41: Testydragon: If you guys are okay with talking about it, what do you do for work?
00:26:08: Testydragon: Just curious
00:26:42: Kora Stormblade: well i applied for mcdonalds today so (y)
00:26:58: Zoder: I'm for hire. ;)
00:27:35: Testydragon: I’m fourteen, feeling like I should be pulling my weight around the house more
00:28:01: The Crusader of Truth: I don't even have a McDonalds in this county
00:28:59: Thonira: Unemployed
00:29:13: Zoder: My uncle decided to send me a Burger King giftcard for $5. There are no Burger Kings in my area.
00:29:21: Testydragon: Nice
00:29:54: ShawnCognitionCP: I am unemployed, but I will be getting a phlebotomy licence around the summer.
00:30:13: ShawnCognitionCP: I will work in bloodwork and hoard income at a good rate and go to college for one of several interesting degrees.
00:30:16: ShawnCognitionCP: Testy, you're 14.
00:30:20: ShawnCognitionCP: Enjoy your youth while you have it.
00:30:25: ShawnCognitionCP: Once you start working, you won't stop.
00:31:08: Testydragon: Yeah, but I want to earn what I have. I literally got into an argument with my mom whether or not I should pay for my movie ticket.
00:31:33: ShawnCognitionCP: That's a good mindset, but at this age, oddjobs are superior to genuine employment.
00:31:34: ShawnCognitionCP: Babysit.
00:31:35: ShawnCognitionCP: Work on cars.
00:31:42: ShawnCognitionCP: Mow lawns and watch pets.
00:31:44: Zoder: Dog walk.
00:31:50: Zoder: oof
00:31:50: ShawnCognitionCP: Get cash, but don't throw yourself into working yet.
00:31:59: Zoder: Everything loads slow. I've got to go reset my router.
00:32:00: The Crusader of Truth: Become an assassin
00:32:01: Testydragon: Alright, thanks for the advice
00:32:04: The Crusader of Truth: Bet on deadpools
00:32:15: ShawnCognitionCP: I only played Rotten Deadpool twice
00:32:18: The Crusader of Truth: Sabotage people's lives for money
00:32:19: Testydragon: I will assassinate politicians.
00:32:20: ShawnCognitionCP: Bet Ozzy both times
00:32:26: ShawnCognitionCP: That fuck is never going to die
00:32:35: ShawnCognitionCP: My assumption was the drugs would have killed him
00:32:52: ShawnCognitionCP: Qahn bet Courtney Love
00:33:04: ShawnCognitionCP: Was it you or Renz that played Rotten Deadpool with us, Crusader?
00:33:09: The Crusader of Truth: Renz
00:33:38: ShawnCognitionCP: Also, Deadpools aren't certain to reward money.
00:33:46: ShawnCognitionCP: They have a good reward, but you don't know until you win.
00:33:50: The Crusader of Truth: I don't have the access to money for online stuff to do deadpools
00:33:56: The Crusader of Truth: And ye I know
00:34:07: ShawnCognitionCP: You don't pay on Rotten Deadpool
00:34:12: ShawnCognitionCP: You just claim a person once a month
00:34:15: The Crusader of Truth: Wait really
00:34:18: The Crusader of Truth: oshit
00:34:19: ShawnCognitionCP: If they die within that month, you win.
00:34:24: The Crusader of Truth: I always thought it was money
00:34:27: ShawnCognitionCP: No
00:34:37: ShawnCognitionCP: If it was money, it'd be illegal in most states as high stakes gambling.
00:35:38: The Crusader of Truth: oof
00:36:21: ShawnCognitionCP: Not truly one person a month.
00:36:24: ShawnCognitionCP: You get ten picks a year.
00:36:45: ShawnCognitionCP: I believe you use them freely, but you select a month and if they die that month, you win.
00:36:59: ShawnCognitionCP: Renz Qahn and I only played once or twice, picking the month we played in.
00:39:26: Testydragon: I watched The Greatest Showman a second time today with a couple friends, one guy and one girl. Some guy asked if I was the third wheel, and I was like ‘Nope, that guy’s gay and she’s dating one of my best friends’.
00:39:31: The Crusader of Truth: Huh okay
00:40:07: Testydragon: His face after I said that was priceless
00:40:48: Testydragon: It was a combination of the ‘Oh’ face and the ‘Well fuck’ face
00:40:58: Zoder: How often do you watch movies, Test?
00:41:04: Testydragon: Pretty often
00:41:16: Kora Stormblade: i kind of want a he-man texture pack for minecraft bruhs
00:41:22: Kora Stormblade: get all the skeletons to be skeletors
00:41:32: The Crusader of Truth: oof
00:41:48: Testydragon: Why, Zode?
00:41:48: The Crusader of Truth: That's sharp.™
00:42:19: Zoder: You were talking about seeing a movie with your crush earlier, then you talked about movie tickets, and now you're talking about seeing a movie for the second time. That was all today. I was curious.
00:42:38: Testydragon: Oh, okay
00:43:05: Testydragon: The time I saw the movie with my crush was yesterday, I just talked about it today
00:43:30: Testydragon: For some reason
00:43:38: ShawnCognitionCP: Crusader https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOhVF1mR40
00:43:40: KINMUNE: Grimgotts - My Crown's but a Dream
00:43:49: Zoder: Two movies in a row is still too much for me. I almost never see movies. Occasionally I'll rent a movie from Redbox, but I otherwise don't go to the theater.
00:44:14: Testydragon: Redbox isn’t outta business yet? I’m impressed.
00:44:28: Zoder: oof
00:44:30: Zoder: Sudden nostalgia for Blockbuster.
00:44:38: ShawnCognitionCP: I rarely enjoy movies outside of horror or science fiction.
00:44:47: ShawnCognitionCP: Certain actions and comedies.
00:44:53: ShawnCognitionCP: Drama is okay at times.
00:44:56: Kora Stormblade: horrors scare me lmao
00:45:05: Testydragon: I mean, with all these streaming services, most movie rental services are no more.
00:45:05: ShawnCognitionCP: Horror has always been my single favorite genre.
00:45:12: Zoder: Agreed.
00:45:22: Kora Stormblade: like yea thats the point of horror but they make it hard for me after the movie like i gotta keep lights on n stuff
00:45:32: Kora Stormblade: i like comedies if theyre good, like austin powers
00:45:33: ShawnCognitionCP: Watch Slashers, then.
00:45:38: ShawnCognitionCP: Horror without scares, essentially.
00:45:45: ShawnCognitionCP: Just a killer and typically some teens.
00:46:00: Zoder: And you're right, Test. Redbox is still breathing, though.
00:46:01: Kora Stormblade: oh that's good then
00:46:01: ShawnCognitionCP: Friday the 13th 1-3 are fantastic, 4-6 are good, the rest are bad
00:46:05: Testydragon: I like almost every genre of movie, except for exploitation.
00:46:10: Kora Stormblade: wut
00:46:18: ShawnCognitionCP: There are some fucking amazing Exploitation and Sexploitation movies.
00:46:26: ShawnCognitionCP: Cannibal Holocaust is in my top five movies of all time.
00:46:31: Zoder: I saw a Shell the other day and got excited. It ended up being a different gas company that hadn't changed the sign yet.
00:46:40: Testydragon: I like most genres, but exploitation is just mindless pandering to me.
00:46:49: ShawnCognitionCP: It depends on the sort.
00:47:04: Kora Stormblade: i apparently used to absolutely lovee watching Jaws when i was a young kid, like 4 yrs old
00:47:05: ShawnCognitionCP: Italian exploitation and aexploitation movies tend to have an actual meaning.
00:47:09: ShawnCognitionCP: sexploitation*
00:47:11: ShawnCognitionCP: My bad, typo.
00:47:15: ShawnCognitionCP: Jaws isn't horror
00:47:17: ShawnCognitionCP: It's suspense
00:47:24: Kora Stormblade: well not that but like
00:47:38: Kora Stormblade: the blood and gore of the guy being eaten by a giant shark was like my fav bit xd
00:47:43: Testydragon: Jaws is one of Steven Spielbergs Greatest films
00:47:46: Kora Stormblade: and now I dnt like that stuff
00:47:51: ShawnCognitionCP: Jaws is a timeless classic.
00:47:52: Kora Stormblade: yea its great
00:47:55: ShawnCognitionCP: The cinematography is wonderful.
00:48:13: Testydragon: And the suspense is amazing
00:48:20: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf1Vt6r-sj8
00:48:23: KINMUNE: Cannibal Holocaust - Opening Theme Music (Riz Ortolani)
00:48:28: ShawnCognitionCP: This theme is wonderful
00:48:38: The Crusader of Truth: "my memes, ironic. my depression, chronic"
00:48:46: The Crusader of Truth: "I grab my noose as fast as sonic"
00:48:50: ShawnCognitionCP: Nekromantik was a very good exploitation /and/ sexploitation movie.
00:49:05: Testydragon: I might check it out later, right now I need to charge my phone
00:49:13: ShawnCognitionCP: If you're fine with movies that delve into taboo to show a deeper meaning behind them or deal with topics other genres refuse, exploitation movies are grand.
00:49:56: ShawnCognitionCP: The point of Cannibal Holocaust is that the "ruthless cannibal killers" are just human beings in their own environment defending their families and children after being exploited, used, tortured, et cetera by diamond hunting explorers.
00:50:10: ShawnCognitionCP: It's a flip of morality and a movie which questions the cycle of human brutality.
00:50:23: Kora Stormblade: thats really interesting actually
00:50:26: ShawnCognitionCP: It asks if two sides come into a conflict and neither are objectively wrong, how does the cycle of violence stop?
00:50:36: ShawnCognitionCP: Who's at fault to make peace when both are defending themselves?
00:50:56: The Crusader of Truth: I am (kappa)
00:50:58: ShawnCognitionCP: Is either wrong if one's attempting to survive the tribe and the tribe are attempting to protect their children and people from torture, death and abuse?
00:51:13: ShawnCognitionCP: It's a beautiful film.
00:52:52: ShawnCognitionCP: I recommend anyone with a stomach watch it.
00:53:01: ShawnCognitionCP: Of course, typical of the genre, a stomach is needed.
00:53:09: ShawnCognitionCP: All animal deaths shown on film are real animal deaths.
00:54:04: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE
00:54:06: KINMUNE: The Police - Message In A Bottle
00:54:11: ShawnCognitionCP: The Police are good
00:55:08: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X7vc0ChS_s
00:55:10: KINMUNE: Edguy - Mysteria
01:01:20: The Crusader of Truth: Yee
01:01:30: ShawnCognitionCP: What
01:01:41: ShawnCognitionCP: o to the police being good
01:01:52: ShawnCognitionCP: Crusader, listen to Bloodbound
01:01:53: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhjOqxJQtU
01:01:56: KINMUNE: Bloodbound - The Ones We Left Behind
01:03:02: The Crusader of Truth: This intro tho
01:03:41: ShawnCognitionCP: Bloodbound's older stuff (that album and earlier) are almost unforgivably good within their genre
01:04:57: ShawnCognitionCP: Especially their choruses
01:07:55: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnJJOaqgCXM
01:07:58: KINMUNE: Best of Gamer Poop Skyrim Compilation
01:08:30: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUG6ZWAU434
01:08:31: KINMUNE: BloodBound - Moria (Lord Of The Rings)
01:08:35: ShawnCognitionCP: One of the best power metal songs ever
01:18:18: The Crusader of Truth: http://prntscr.com/i0zof3
01:29:10: Kora Stormblade: rip
01:38:28: The Crusader of Truth: wb
01:38:38: The Crusader of Truth: http://prntscr.com/i0ztxe
01:42:46: Zoder: My wifi is not cooperating today.
01:43:20: Zoder: I'd take that deal.
01:47:04: The Crusader of Truth: Connection issues?
01:47:07: The Crusader of Truth: o lag
01:47:21: The Crusader of Truth: Yeah your router needs to be burned
01:52:42: Zoder: Fixed it.
01:52:44: Zoder: .. I hope.
01:53:09: Zoder: Not only does it need to be burned, it then needs to be frozen for 50 years, thawed, then burned again.
01:54:19: The Crusader of Truth: inb4 crashes again
01:54:45: Zoder: Cue crash in 3, 2, 1..
01:55:49: The Crusader of Truth: * my computer crashes instead *
01:56:44: The Crusader of Truth: o/
01:56:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: good morning chat
01:56:57: Zoder: That's more like it, Crus.
01:57:03: The Crusader of Truth: o/
01:57:03: Zoder: Hello Ashley, hello Test.
01:57:34: Testydragon: My little brother and sister are fighting. For the fifth time today. It’s a record low.
01:57:51: The Crusader of Truth: oof
01:57:58: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: how old are they?
01:58:24: The Crusader of Truth: I remember once when I was 10 or so my brother pissed me off so bad I ripped a tooth out of my mouth in rage
01:58:26: Testydragon: My sister is eleven, my brother is twelve but Turing thirteen soon
01:58:33: Zoder: oof
01:58:38: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
01:58:45: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: they'll grow out of it
01:58:53: Testydragon: Holy shit Crus, WTF you were that mad?
01:59:10: The Crusader of Truth: You have no clue how pissed off I can get
01:59:19: Testydragon: Also I hate my phone’s autocorrect
01:59:28: Zoder: I remember when I was.. what, 6? And my brother was being an ass. I punched him. He ended up going to the dentist because I knocked his tooth loose.
01:59:36: The Crusader of Truth: oof
01:59:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i got into fights with my brother too when i was younger, bur he always won them
01:59:42: Zoder: My claim to fame.
01:59:46: The Crusader of Truth: I've won every fight I've been in
02:00:00: Zoder: Let me guess.. 1 and a half?
02:00:06: The Crusader of Truth: About 5 or 6
02:00:14: The Crusader of Truth: Every time with my brother
02:00:19: Zoder: Pf.
02:00:38: The Crusader of Truth: Who's older and works out
02:01:15: The Crusader of Truth: Well actually, I guess you can consider one time at school but it wasn't really a fight
02:01:20: Zoder: My brother and I get pretty rough. He's gotten weaker as he's gotten older. He usually backs out before I get the chance to do any damage.
02:01:43: The Crusader of Truth: This guy was like "i bet you can't beat me" and I quietly walked up to him and floored him in a second
02:02:02: Zoder: I wonder if I could take you.
02:02:16: The Crusader of Truth: How big are you?
02:02:22: Zoder: Not very big.
02:02:29: The Crusader of Truth: Then probably not
02:02:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i definitely cannot beat anyone in a fight
02:02:38: Zoder: Are you sluggish when you fight?
02:02:48: Zoder: Bigger guys tend to be sloppier, slower.
02:02:48: The Crusader of Truth: Surprisingly no
02:02:55: Zoder: Interesting.
02:03:14: The Crusader of Truth: I usually go on defense when someone faster than me is fighting me anyway
02:03:24: The Crusader of Truth: As soon as they make a mistake I go for the kill
02:03:27: The Crusader of Truth: It doesn't take much
02:03:36: The Crusader of Truth: wb
02:03:43: Testydragon: The worst I’ve done to my little brother is make him bleed from scratching him so hard.
02:04:04: The Crusader of Truth: I nearly ripped my brother's pinkie off
02:04:12: Zoder: I checked my brother into wall not too long ago. He made a hurt face and asked me to stop. It was kind of sad.
02:04:21: The Crusader of Truth: I slammed his hand into a door as hard as I could
02:04:31: The Crusader of Truth: Not on purpose but it definitely tore it to pieces
02:04:44: The Crusader of Truth: (He was trying to go through the door as I was slamming it)
02:04:54: Zoder: The reason I asked if Feb 4th was really your birthday, Crus, was because that's my brothers birthday. I plan on visiting him that day.
02:05:02: The Crusader of Truth: oshit really?
02:05:06: Zoder: Indeed.
02:05:13: The Crusader of Truth: Ironic I guess
02:05:35: The Crusader of Truth: How old is he?
02:05:43: Zoder: He's turning 20.
02:05:48: The Crusader of Truth: Oh darn
02:05:54: The Crusader of Truth: He's 3 years older than me, then
02:06:29: Zoder: He currently lives back in Arkansas with his girlfriend.
02:06:43: Zoder: I'm going to be spending a few nights with him for his birthday.
02:07:13: The Crusader of Truth: oshit
02:07:20: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nice
02:07:50: Zoder: I plan on getting the jump on him while I'm there. He's overpowered me my entire life. Now it's my turn.
02:08:16: Zoder: Happy birthday (Y)
02:08:37: The Crusader of Truth: Jab him in the middle of his back, right on his spine
02:08:44: The Crusader of Truth: Really bad pressure point
02:09:07: The Crusader of Truth: Then after that you can knock his knees right out while he's trying to recover
02:10:55: Zoder: I don't want to break him.
02:10:59: Zoder: He's like glass.
02:11:25: The Crusader of Truth: But
02:11:34: Zoder: Sharp glass that doesn't mine stabbing me but shatters if I touch him.
02:11:35: The Crusader of Truth: Destruction is the strongest human character
02:11:43: Zoder: mind*
02:12:08: Zoder: Hmm.
02:12:28: Zoder: Good point.
02:12:32: Zoder: Maybe I will break him.
02:13:01: Zoder: Do you have any other siblings besides your brother?
02:13:40: The Crusader of Truth: I have two half brothers, one on my mom's side, one on my dad's side, and two half sisters on my dad's
02:13:40: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i have a sister too
02:13:45: The Crusader of Truth: None of which I have lived wiht
02:13:47: The Crusader of Truth: *with
02:14:09: Zoder: Interesting.
02:14:46: The Crusader of Truth: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/285162780946857984/402646346881957888/unknown.png
02:14:50: Zoder: I haven't met most of my family outside of my parents and my brother.
02:15:09: The Crusader of Truth: I honestly hate most of my family
02:15:12: Zoder: Those who I have met want nothing to do with us.
02:15:20: The Crusader of Truth: I'm the only male in my family that isn't a drunk
02:15:34: Zoder: And then there's my nutcase of an uncle who has legal access to several firearms.
02:16:14: The Crusader of Truth: oof
02:16:26: The Crusader of Truth: My entire family is nothing short of a nut case
02:16:58: The Crusader of Truth: My mom is my dad's third wife and my mom was a widow before then
02:17:05: Zoder: oof
02:17:19: The Crusader of Truth: But they don't talk about it, nor have ever talked about it to me
02:17:51: The Crusader of Truth: I didn't even know until last year my mom had gone to college at one point
02:18:06: Zoder: I asked my parents to both write journals for me, containing all the information they didn't want to tell me but wanted me to know eventually. I'll have access to information when they've died. I find it kind of comforting.
02:19:16: Zoder: I'm not sure how to describe my family.
02:19:17: The Crusader of Truth: I'll never have that same comfort
02:19:19: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: my parents would never write something like that bc they know i'll read it long before they die
02:20:19: Zoder: My dad's a redneck who grew up in //southern// Arkansas. He drove a tractor at age 11 and grew up the smallest of the bunch. As the youngest, he has the most scars. His father abused his older brother who then abused him.
02:21:07: Zoder: My mom's a New Yorker who grew up with a mentally challenged brother and a single mother. Her father died when she was around.. 10? Yeah, around that age. She grew up in a book and will live in a book until the day she dies.
02:22:06: The Crusader of Truth: oof
02:22:22: Zoder: She came to Arkansas for vacation, my brother happened, and she never left. So here I am.
02:22:22: The Crusader of Truth: The only thing I know about my family, minus collections of birth certificates and other stuff dating back to the 1800s, was that we moved to Jamestown in 1623, and before that we were family friends with a British royal family, whom we had ties back to from the invasion of Britain by William Wallace. Before that, our family had moved from Scandinavia to Normandy.
02:22:44: The Crusader of Truth: ...I think it was Jamestown anyway
02:22:52: Zoder: oof
02:22:57: Zoder: Aka the very first successful colony.
02:23:01: Zoder: That's pretty big.
02:23:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: my dad was the son of a high ranking navy officer, though he wasn't very high rank when my dad was born, and they were poor. loved in poverty until my granddad gained a high rank, then my dad went to college and met my mom there
02:23:19: The Crusader of Truth: We also had some family go to the Roanoke colony I think
02:23:24: The Crusader of Truth: But I'm not really sure
02:23:26: Zoder: oof
02:23:34: The Crusader of Truth: death.exe
02:23:39: Zoder: Also a major colony. Wow.
02:24:09: The Crusader of Truth: And the invasion of Britain with William Wallace is notable too
02:24:19: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: my mom was also the daughter of someone from the navy, though her dad had to retire when he sustained brain damage. there was occasionally domestic violence from what i hear. but everything turned out ok.
02:24:43: The Crusader of Truth: oof
02:25:01: The Crusader of Truth: I don't even know how my parents met. They never told me
02:25:20: Zoder: I'm sorry Crus. I think it's important to know about your parents.
02:25:24: The Crusader of Truth: I know nothing about my dad except he's had a ton of jobs. I know literally nothing about my mom.
02:25:34: The Crusader of Truth: And in a way yeah
02:25:38: The Crusader of Truth: But I don't like my family
02:25:56: Zoder: Well, or maybe it's a good thing.
02:26:01: Zoder: Maybe not knowing will let you branch off from them and create a life for yourself elsewhere.
02:26:15: The Crusader of Truth: That's my hope
02:26:26: The Crusader of Truth: I'm going to be the first in my family to go to a university
02:26:46: Zoder: That's quite an accomplishment.
02:27:04: The Crusader of Truth: Eh
02:27:09: The Crusader of Truth: My entire family is poor
02:27:27: Zoder: Hence why it's an accomplishment.
02:27:32: The Crusader of Truth: True
02:27:34: The Crusader of Truth: I really want to live in the Blue Ridge Mountains when I get older
02:27:36: Zoder: My brother never went to college. I doubt I will.
02:27:42: The Crusader of Truth: Why not?
02:27:52: Zoder: The same reason my brother never went to college.
02:28:06: Zoder: I could strive for scholarships, but I'm otherwise pretty stuck.
02:28:11: The Crusader of Truth: $?
02:28:17: Zoder: Ding ding ding.
02:28:27: The Crusader of Truth: Just try.
02:28:37: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: american education system is shitty
02:28:53: The Crusader of Truth: Apply for the fafsa, see what scholarships you can get, and if it's not enough back down
02:29:29: The Crusader of Truth: The problem with American education is that they try to turn it all into statistics
02:29:54: The Crusader of Truth: Or rather, we, I guess
02:30:04: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the problem is that it's only for the rich
02:30:30: The Crusader of Truth: In most states, education is actually the biggest part of the budget
02:30:45: The Crusader of Truth: But it's also the first thing to get cut
02:31:01: Zoder: I'm 99% sure that alcohol is the biggest part of the budget in Missouri.
02:31:06: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: in my country, the government lends people money if they meet the criteria for college yet can't afford it
02:31:26: Zoder: You can take out college loans in America.
02:31:38: Zoder: You'll be paying them off forever, but they're there I guess.
02:32:01: The Crusader of Truth: FAFSA and Student Federal Loans
02:32:30: The Crusader of Truth: I personally think it's a horrible idea to take out loans for college
02:32:36: Zoder: Agreed.
02:32:38: The Crusader of Truth: American student debt is only 1.5 trillion
02:32:45: Zoder: //only//
02:33:23: The Crusader of Truth: Luckily, I have an odd 22K stored up for a college fund thanks to my older half-brother, and then I got that scholarship offer I mentioned
02:33:33: The Crusader of Truth: That's almost half of college paid for, free
02:33:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: in my country, the interest rates on student loans are so low it doesn't actually cost you money to loan it
02:33:42: The Crusader of Truth: Well not free, but free for /me/
02:34:01: The Crusader of Truth: Here it depends who you get it from
02:34:16: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: here you get it from the government
02:34:32: The Crusader of Truth: You can get loans from banks, the government, anybody really
02:34:33: Zoder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcoIbdT6n9I You showed me that Colony House song earlier, Crus, and now I can't stop listening to this. The first 2 minutes are just babble by the way.
02:34:36: KINMUNE: Colony House - You & I (Official Video)
02:34:43: The Crusader of Truth: You and I is amazing
02:34:55: Zoder: oof
02:34:58: Zoder: You're one step ahead of me.
02:35:13: The Crusader of Truth: I've listened to a ton of their songs lol
02:35:29: The Crusader of Truth: o/
02:35:31: Zoder: I also liked Caught me by Surprise.
02:35:33: Zoder: Hello Qah.
02:35:54: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i suppose you can get loans from the banks here, but the student loans from the government are way cheaper
02:35:59: The Crusader of Truth: .
02:36:04: Testydragon: Qahn isn’t here. You’re stuck with me.
02:36:13: Zoder: .. oof
02:36:29: The Crusader of Truth: Waiting for my time to come is definitely my favorite
02:36:29: Zoder: But..
02:36:38: The Crusader of Truth: Qah is here lmao
02:36:56: Testydragon: I don’t see him.
02:36:58: Zoder: https://prnt.sc/i10cmr
02:37:00: Qahnaarin1997: Reeeeeeee
02:37:00: Zoder: h e l p
02:37:02: Zoder: oh
02:37:05: Zoder: I knew it.
02:37:16: Testydragon: Da, where’d you come from?!
02:37:26: Qahnaarin1997: My mother's womb
02:37:46: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lies. you're a cyborg.
02:37:47: The Crusader of Truth: RIP I didn't even see Ashley's reply on my screen
02:37:49: Zoder: I have a screenshot of Crassus, the Roman commander, on my desktop.
02:37:54: Zoder: Why, you may ask? I don't know.
02:38:48: Testydragon: I seriously did not see the notification that Qahn had joined.
02:39:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that can happen. wikia is buggy AF.
02:39:25: Qahnaarin1997: They're taking stuff out of Bethesda's playbook.
02:39:41: Testydragon: Nor do I see him on the list of people in the chat. Must be a bug.
02:39:49: Testydragon: Or maybe...
02:39:54: Testydragon: He IS the chat
02:40:00: Qahnaarin1997: Oshit
02:40:05: Qahnaarin1997: I'm found out
02:40:16: Testydragon: Bu by bum!
02:40:22: The Crusader of Truth: 1234, Lonely, You Know It, Was It Me, Silhouettes, Roll With the Punches, Keep On Keeping On, Learning How to Love, Won't Give Up, Moving Forward, and I Had To Grow up are also all amazing songs, Zoder
02:40:24: Testydragon: *bu
02:40:38: Qahnaarin1997: I can do a magic trick and make myself dissapear from chat
02:40:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
02:40:50: The Crusader of Truth: >kicks himself
02:40:51: The Crusader of Truth: knew it
02:41:01: Qahnaarin1997: Fuck up Crus
02:41:03: Qahnaarin1997: It's magic
02:41:15: Qahnaarin1997: SORCERY!
02:41:19: The Crusader of Truth: Step up nibba
02:41:35: Qahnaarin1997: I have shown u de wae my bruddah
02:41:35: The Crusader of Truth: ...this definitely isn't tool abuse
02:41:43: Zoder: oof
02:41:52: Zoder: Thanks for giving me a to-do-list, Crus.
02:41:59: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
02:42:01: The Crusader of Truth: Question
02:42:03: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: who cares if it's tool abuse, you're not hurting anyonr
02:42:06: The Crusader of Truth: Does !mods still work
02:42:12: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi star
02:42:12: Qahnaarin1997: No
02:42:12: The Crusader of Truth: o/
02:42:15: Qahnaarin1997: !mods
02:42:18: Qahnaarin1997: FUck
02:42:20: Qahnaarin1997: It does
02:42:22: The Crusader of Truth: It works
02:42:25: The Crusader of Truth: !mods
02:42:27: Starkiller131: Roll tide!
02:42:30: Starkiller131: XD
02:42:33: The Crusader of Truth: Oooh it pings me too when I do it myself
02:42:41: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: !mods
02:42:42: The Crusader of Truth: R o l l . t i d e
02:42:45: Qahnaarin1997: rOlL tIdE
02:43:08: The Crusader of Truth: oof
02:43:14: Qahnaarin1997: foo
02:43:29: Starkiller131: I annoy myself at times XD
02:43:52: The Crusader of Truth: !m[]ods also works when you refresh the page it seems
02:44:00: Starkiller131: Fgh
02:44:04: Qahnaarin1997: November 10, 2014
Jovian, a captive Coquerel's sifaka housed at the Duke Lemur Center, portrayed Zoboomafoo in the live-action segments (along with stand-ins). On November 10, 2014, Jovian died of renal failure in his home at age 20.
02:44:06: The Crusader of Truth: Starky
02:44:14: Qahnaarin1997: Zabooma-oof
02:44:19: The Crusader of Truth: ..I read that as anal failure
02:44:23: Starkiller131: Are you a vandal?
02:44:28: The Crusader of Truth: Star
02:44:32: The Crusader of Truth: I was banned yesterday
02:44:38: The Crusader of Truth: Is this even a question? (kappa)
02:44:41: Qahnaarin1997: How?
02:44:44: Starkiller131: Again?
02:44:47: Starkiller131: XD
02:44:48: Qahnaarin1997: And from where?
02:44:55: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i was banned too
02:44:57: The Crusader of Truth: Cat Master mod aboose
02:45:02: Starkiller131: XD
02:45:16: Qahnaarin1997: Timeoin 2.0
02:45:20: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup
02:45:30: Starkiller131: Never trust a cat
02:45:40: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: we elected him to replace timeoin, and he's doing a splendid job at it
02:45:40: The Crusader of Truth: While blocking 50 alts he also blocked us "by mistake" (kappa)
02:45:49: The Crusader of Truth: Nah fairly sure it was a mistake
02:45:53: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ik
02:45:54: Zoder: I made the mistake of searching "anal failure" to see if there was any medical anomaly that could occur and you could suffer from some form of anal failure.
02:45:56: The Crusader of Truth: Not sure how you make that mistake tho
02:45:58: Zoder: I did not think clearly.
02:46:06: Starkiller131: >has 5
02:46:09: Starkiller131: XD
02:46:09: The Crusader of Truth: Great job, Zoder
02:46:21: The Crusader of Truth: Almost as bad as me looking up "fucking sausages"
02:46:29: Testydragon: Cat Master took off an edit I made when I mentioned a fan theory in the Trivia section. Even though I said it was just a theory. I still don’t know why I was taken off.
02:46:43: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it's quite easy to imagine how to fuck sausages though
02:46:46: The Crusader of Truth: Because it was a theory
02:46:48: Starkiller131: No fanfiction
02:46:49: Qahnaarin1997: Zod is going to go AFK for a few minutes I bet
02:46:50: Starkiller131: XD
02:46:51: The Crusader of Truth: Speculation is removed
02:46:59: Starkiller131: Fgh
02:47:08: Qahnaarin1997: Star
02:47:10: KINMUNE: Hello there, Skooma123!
02:47:13: The Crusader of Truth: Everything has to follow the sourcing guide
02:47:14: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
02:47:15: Qahnaarin1997: Ralvz and Kora fanfic
02:47:15: The Crusader of Truth: Star
02:47:18: The Crusader of Truth: o/
02:47:34: Skooma123: i finally collected all 15 deadric artifacts
02:47:42: The Crusader of Truth: ay
02:47:57: Starkiller131: Am I allowed to edit now?
02:48:03: The Crusader of Truth: Yes
02:48:03: Qahnaarin1997: No
02:48:08: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i did that within a few months of skyrim's release
02:48:08: The Crusader of Truth: Go forth, and create.
02:48:20: Qahnaarin1997: Ash
02:48:32: The Crusader of Truth: Star
02:48:34: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: qah
02:48:39: Qahnaarin1997: I just racked up an massive bounty in Whiterun from killing the entire town
02:48:46: Qahnaarin1997: Hemskir got annoying
02:48:46: The Crusader of Truth: I got like a 1/10th of our policy pages deleted xD
02:48:49: Qahnaarin1997: So did Nazeem
02:48:52: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
02:48:55: Qahnaarin1997: It decayed after that
02:48:58: Zoder: Damn you, Qah.
02:49:01: Testydragon: Ah, I see Crus.
02:49:05: Zoder: I did go AFK for not for the reasons you implied.
02:49:10: Qahnaarin1997: It went downhill. Fast.
02:49:16: Qahnaarin1997: Hahahahha
02:49:17: Qahnaarin1997: sure
02:49:18: Starkiller131: I hate nazeem
02:49:19: Zoder: Bad timing and I are apparently best buds.
02:49:22: Zoder: o O f
02:49:35: Zoder: "for not for"
02:49:37: Zoder: but not for*
02:49:52: Starkiller131: I wouldn't revert vandalism for that page
02:49:56: Starkiller131: XD
02:50:07: The Crusader of Truth: Star
02:50:15: Starkiller131: Yes?
02:50:18: Skooma123: I'm also playing sims 3, destiny, borderlands 2 & minecraft
02:50:22: The Crusader of Truth: A user changed the white gold tower page to the blue-black tower once
02:50:32: Qahnaarin1997: Nazeem, the only black character you see in Whiterun and Bethesda makes you hate him and kill him
02:50:32: The Crusader of Truth: One week before I joined the wiki xD
02:50:35: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: never played any of those others
02:50:36: Zoder: Oh, that reminds me, Qah. You promised screenshots of your PUBG troubles.
02:50:37: Qahnaarin1997: Sounds like modern times
02:50:49: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ahlam is also black
02:50:55: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i think amren is too
02:50:55: Qahnaarin1997: I reject your reality and substitute my own, Zod.
02:50:58: Starkiller131: Somebody messed with an oblivion page?
02:51:10: Qahnaarin1997: But alright
02:51:12: Qahnaarin1997: Hold on
02:51:19: Starkiller131: Blasphemy
02:51:20: The Crusader of Truth: Stop quoting Adam, who I have quoted, Qah
02:51:22: Starkiller131: XD
02:51:37: Skooma123: lol I turned my tablet on & forgot y I turned it on
02:51:38: Qahnaarin1997: Do eat tide dish pods, Crus
02:51:45: Qahnaarin1997: I hear it's all the rage right now
02:51:48: Zoder: I support the notion.
02:51:54: The Crusader of Truth: Somebody a touch my tide pod?
02:51:55: Starkiller131: Vandals must be purged
02:52:05: Starkiller131: What?
02:52:08: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
02:52:14: Zoder: wait
02:52:22: Zoder: Are you asking if anyone wants to touch your tide pod?
02:53:08: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMzMQ1bmpKU
02:53:10: KINMUNE: Flo Rida - Whistle Baby Lyric
02:53:46: The Crusader of Truth: "Can you touch my tide pod baby tide pod baby"
02:53:56: Skooma123: there got my music on tablet that took way 2 long 2 figure out
02:54:23: Skooma123: idk if I remove the sd card if they wont be on the tablet anymore
02:54:26: Zoder: Sounds like something you'd be into, Crus.
02:54:34: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
02:54:46: The Crusader of Truth: Can you touch my tide pod?
02:55:02: Zoder: I'll crush it into a million pieces.
02:55:25: Zoder: Anything for you, of course.
02:55:46: Qahnaarin1997: Crus and Zod are in a relationship
02:55:53: Qahnaarin1997: It has now been confirmed
02:56:06: Qahnaarin1997: Ash
02:56:13: Qahnaarin1997: We have a new Meerkat and Kitty
02:56:20: Qahnaarin1997: It's Crus and Zod now
02:56:29: Qahnaarin1997: Also, Hello, Thonira.
02:56:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: seems legit
02:56:41: Thonira: Hello
02:56:48: Zoder: Don't make me write an enema fanfic of you and Renz, Qah.
02:56:51: Zoder: I will retaliate.
02:57:04: The Crusader of Truth: Can you touch my tide pod, please?
02:57:10: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
02:57:24: Qahnaarin1997: Not into Phillipeno boy-hookers, Zod
02:57:31: Qahnaarin1997: I hear that Crus is tho
02:57:44: Zoder: And tide pods, apparently.
02:57:44: The Crusader of Truth: Qah is only interested in Shawn
02:57:51: Qahnaarin1997: Nah
02:57:58: Qahnaarin1997: That's gay asf
02:58:13: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
02:58:29: Qahnaarin1997: >I don't like girls because they like dick and that's gay asf
02:58:40: Qahnaarin1997: That is top tier logic right there
02:58:49: Zoder: I'll touch your tide pod using Qah's hand for $100 bucks, Crus. Qah, you get 25% of the spoils.
02:58:50: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
02:58:57: Qahnaarin1997: Zod
02:58:57: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: not all girls like dick
02:59:06: Qahnaarin1997: I'd rather be castrated.
02:59:11: The Crusader of Truth: http://prntscr.com/i10j6p
02:59:19: Zoder: Wouldn't we all?
02:59:32: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
02:59:35: Qahnaarin1997: I never said that
02:59:47: The Crusader of Truth: >but I just provided a screenshot saying you did
02:59:48: Qahnaarin1997: Stop doing your voodoo shit and slandering my name
03:00:04: Qahnaarin1997: Yeah, but you also know how to make it look like others say shit they don't
03:00:24: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
03:00:28: Qahnaarin1997: Remember
03:00:30: Qahnaarin1997: Omegle
03:00:44: Testydragon: I’m trying to find a good PC to play Total War: Warhammer II 9
03:00:58: Testydragon: Didn’t mean to type that 9
03:01:04: Zoder: Yes you did.
03:01:06: Zoder: Don't deny it.
03:01:15: Testydragon: I admit to my heresy
03:01:18: Qahnaarin1997: II 9
03:01:19: The Crusader of Truth: http://prntscr.com/i10jso
03:01:29: Qahnaarin1997: That's 9 11 backwards
03:01:34: Zoder: Ashley, arrest this man for typing II 9.
03:01:41: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
03:01:48: Qahnaarin1997: Now we know you're full of shit
03:01:52: Qahnaarin1997: Nathan never speaks
03:01:59: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that's how that date is supposed to be spelled
03:02:02: The Crusader of Truth: >>http://prntscr.com/i10jso
03:02:11: Zoder: No, Qah,
03:02:15: The Crusader of Truth: Beat being that important, Zoder (kappa)
03:02:22: Zoder: We know he's full of shit because nobody says "y'all"
03:02:58: Zoder: oof
03:03:00: Testydragon: Anyway, anybody have any suggestions for PCs that can run Total War: Warhammer II?
03:03:01: Qahnaarin1997: Fuck up you devianart avatar using swine
03:03:14: Testydragon: Wow, Qahn
03:03:24: Qahnaarin1997: Testy
03:03:27: Testydragon: Lets dial it down a little
03:03:29: Qahnaarin1997: That's tame
03:03:39: Qahnaarin1997: I have said much worse
03:03:44: The Crusader of Truth: That's sharp.™
03:03:48: Qahnaarin1997: So has crus
03:03:54: Testydragon: (Alduin)
03:04:03: Qahnaarin1997: Crus was block for a white pride thing on /d
03:04:09: Qahnaarin1997: The good ol' days
03:04:11: Testydragon: Wow
03:04:17: The Crusader of Truth: Qah is nothing short of a hairless assmonkey who kisses girls for attention
03:04:21: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
03:04:35: Qahnaarin1997: reeeeeee
03:04:36: The Crusader of Truth: Qah, I wasn't even a part of the white pride thing lmao
03:04:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: at least he kisses girls
03:04:38: Zoder: This is the best conversation I've //ever// had.
03:04:43: The Crusader of Truth: I made a -
03:04:44: The Crusader of Truth: oof
03:05:05: The Crusader of Truth: - I made a comment saying Allah loves something, but I don't remember what
03:05:07: Qahnaarin1997: You're not in it Zod. Stop including yourself. It's sad.
03:05:11: The Crusader of Truth: And that we were all going to be blown up
03:05:13: Zoder: o o f
03:05:17: Zoder: I'll see myself out.
03:05:24: Qahnaarin1997: I win
03:05:28: The Crusader of Truth: Zoder you're fine lmao
03:05:33: Qahnaarin1997: ^
03:05:36: Qahnaarin1997: Or is it?
03:05:39: Zoder: !
03:05:47: Qahnaarin1997: What?
03:05:54: Zoder: .. exclamation point.
03:05:57: Zoder: Get with the times, Qah.
03:06:08: Qahnaarin1997: No y
03:06:10: Testydragon: (Alduin)
03:06:11: Qahnaarin1997: no u*
03:06:18: The Crusader of Truth: woasted
03:07:00: Testydragon: Roasted toasted, as my little brother says
03:07:20: Testydragon: Get roasted
03:07:26: Testydragon: Gwt toasted
03:07:37: Testydragon: *Get
03:07:44: Testydragon: Get woasted
03:07:47: Zoder: GWT = knockoff GTA
03:07:51: Testydragon: Get moasted
03:08:30: The Crusader of Truth: o/
03:08:42: Testydragon: I left for like a second
03:08:49: The Crusader of Truth: Qah, you gay assbaboon
03:09:22: Qahnaarin1997: The fuck you want
03:09:22: ShawnCognitionCP: How is everone
03:09:25: ShawnCognitionCP: everyone
03:09:30: Qahnaarin1997: Good, you?
03:09:35: ShawnCognitionCP: I'm good
03:09:38: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: pretty good
03:09:38: The Crusader of Truth: Fuck I hate PM almost as much as you deserve to die, Qah
03:09:47: Testydragon: I love how everyone insults each other
03:09:55: Qahnaarin1997: I am not the emo one, Crus.
03:10:08: Zoder: You should try insulting someone, Test.
03:10:08: Testydragon: This is really a loving community
03:10:11: The Crusader of Truth: Wot u tryin say?
03:10:12: Zoder: It's genuinely enjoyable.
03:10:17: Zoder: It's easy. Come on, hit me.
03:10:28: Testydragon: I don’t find insults enjoyable
03:10:54: Testydragon: I only insult people I have a burning hatred for
03:10:56: Zoder: I'm afraid you have to be put to death then.
03:11:02: Qahnaarin1997: I am saying I'm surprised you don't shop at hot topic and tell us how you "RAWR XD" things
03:12:16: The Crusader of Truth: Do the RAWR
03:12:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: words won't hurt anyone
03:12:53: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: except SJWs
03:12:54: The Crusader of Truth: Fucks sake, if I can burn this world down, I think I'd start with PM
03:13:46: Testydragon: Uh...
03:13:53: Testydragon: Okay.
03:14:00: The Crusader of Truth: Yes
03:14:05: The Crusader of Truth: Then I'd kill Qah
03:14:09: The Crusader of Truth: Because he's a faggot
03:14:23: Testydragon: I’m gonna try to insult everyone here.
03:14:36: Testydragon: Because Zode told me to try it.
03:14:40: Testydragon: Uh...
03:14:43: The Crusader of Truth: You can't roast me any harder than God already has
03:14:45: Testydragon: This is hard
03:14:45: Zoder: Don't try to force the insults.
03:15:02: Zoder: Let them come naturally. What's something that sticks out about me that you could make fun of?
03:15:10: Testydragon: Uh...
03:15:19: Zoder: There are //so// many possibilities here.
03:15:23: Testydragon: I’m gonna go out on a limb here.
03:15:57: ShawnCognitionCP: It has to be an intelligently intelligent roast
03:16:08: Testydragon: I’m horrible at roasting
03:16:21: The Crusader of Truth: Have you seen me
03:16:21: Testydragon: Uh...
03:16:23: ShawnCognitionCP: Just go through Chat Logs, you'll find gold material, Testy
03:16:29: The Crusader of Truth: My existence is a roast
03:17:10: Testydragon: Zode, you’re an incompetent writer. (Even though I’ve never seen anything you’ve written. Like I said, going out on a limb)
03:17:11: The Crusader of Truth: Here
03:17:13: The Crusader of Truth: oof
03:17:19: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4
03:17:20: The Crusader of Truth: roast me
03:17:22: KINMUNE: Owl City - Fireflies
03:17:38: The Crusader of Truth: I can't make it any easier unless I posted the MLP theme song
03:18:15: Testydragon: Crus, WTF are you doing with your life? I’m doing horrible with these
03:18:29: The Crusader of Truth: Okay, you need more help
03:18:30: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcBNxuKZyN4
03:18:32: KINMUNE: My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic Theme Song!
03:18:53: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw3awwmTUVw
03:18:54: KINMUNE: Animals - Furry Dance
03:18:54: The Crusader of Truth: Do you need more?
03:19:11: Testydragon: Shawn, could you stop flaunting in everyone’s face how smart you are? It kinda makes you look... well, you know. These roasts are so fucking bad.
03:19:21: The Crusader of Truth: oof
03:19:27: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsxyXY4tuU0 i listen to things like this. use it to insult me.
03:19:30: KINMUNE: [60fps Full] アマツキツネ The Celestial Fox - Kagamine Rin 鏡音リン Project DIVA English Romaji subtitles PDA
03:19:43: ShawnCognitionCP: The idea that anyone would request more of your company in general is idiotic to assume, Crus
03:19:46: ShawnCognitionCP: Testy, I don't
03:20:00: ShawnCognitionCP: I just correct people on simple things and others make the assumption I'm a genius
03:20:09: The Crusader of Truth: Shawn is nothing more than a metalhead twat who has his own conscious so far up his own asshole that it can be seen coming out of his mouth (kappa)
03:20:11: Testydragon: That’s why the roast is bad, it makes no sense
03:20:16: ShawnCognitionCP: I've never once unironically called myself a genius.
03:20:27: The Crusader of Truth: *waits to get roasted harder*
03:20:58: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: people who call themsleves smart generally aren't
03:20:59: ShawnCognitionCP: Generally you should be punching down the ladder when you insult, Crusader. It's better to half too high an ego than to have none.
03:21:05: ShawnCognitionCP: Precisely, Ashley.
03:21:16: The Crusader of Truth: oof
03:21:19: ShawnCognitionCP: have*
03:21:23: ShawnCognitionCP: pls hands make words
03:21:46: Testydragon: WTF kind of music is that, Ashley, Japanese? Oh wait. Damnit I roasted myself.
03:22:08: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yes, it's japanese
03:22:23: Testydragon: That’s why it was a self-roast
03:22:34: ShawnCognitionCP: She literally lives in Japan
03:23:04: Testydragon: It showed how much of a roast me calling it Japanese music was, because it was Japanese music
03:23:25: Zoder: Ouch Testy, my writing is incompetent? I'm in real physically pain right now.
03:23:28: Testydragon: *Not roast, idiot
03:23:39: Zoder: physical*
03:23:45: Testydragon: I’m horrible at roasting
03:23:49: Zoder: I just insulted myself by messing up my sarcasm.
03:24:00: The Crusader of Truth: I think when Testy roasted me my insides turned dark as the possibility of me having happiness after getting roasted that hard
03:24:04: ShawnCognitionCP: I'm sure you're intelligent enough to improve your writing skills, Zoder. Or, if you aren't, you'll think you are, anyways.
03:24:39: Testydragon: I roasted myself while trying to roast Ashley
03:25:08: Testydragon: I’m a certified asshole
03:25:12: Testydragon: And idiot
03:25:35: ShawnCognitionCP: Acceptance is the first step to improvement.
03:25:40: The Crusader of Truth: Testy, want a lifehack?
03:25:44: ShawnCognitionCP: Glad to see you're improving.
03:25:49: Testydragon: Wait a minute...
03:25:50: The Crusader of Truth: Roast yourself the way you roast yourself
03:25:54: The Crusader of Truth: ...
03:25:56: The Crusader of Truth: *others
03:26:03: Testydragon: What if I roast myself?
03:26:05: The Crusader of Truth: /Roast others the way you roast yourself/
03:26:08: ShawnCognitionCP: >>>take your own advice crusader
03:26:16: The Crusader of Truth: Thank you, Shawn
03:26:19: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
03:26:57: The Crusader of Truth: Breaking news: Kid in North Carolina found dead after committing suicide, sources say he jumped off of a bridge
03:27:05: Testydragon: Wow
03:27:31: Testydragon: I was thinking up roasts to roast myself with, and then you pop out that
03:28:00: The Crusader of Truth: To quote one of my friends, my soul is dark enough that it picks cotton
03:28:56: ShawnCognitionCP: People aren't responding to my roasts reeeeeee
03:29:07: Testydragon: Testy, you’re so fucking ugly, (Insert crush’s name here) would rather kill herself than stand next to you
03:29:12: Zoder: Oh.
03:29:17: Testydragon: Damn
03:29:28: Zoder: I'll respond. Ouch Shawn, you're insulting my self-proclaimed intelligence! How dare you!
03:29:35: Testydragon: I think I just made my first suicide joke.
03:29:49: Zoder: It wasn't really a joke, but you tried.
03:29:53: Zoder: You tried just a tad too hard.
03:30:07: Zoder: Jokes can be indirect.
03:30:19: ShawnCognitionCP: Just don't mention it too much, or people will be 'intimidated by your intelligence' and stop 'finding you attractive'.
03:30:33: Zoder: Oh no, we couldn't possibly have that. I'd be ruined.
03:30:48: Zoder: My entire existence would be a muddled mess of.. of.. inferiority!
03:31:00: The Crusader of Truth: It isn't already? (kappa)
03:31:02: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: isn't it already?
03:31:04: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
03:31:05: The Crusader of Truth: Ha
03:31:07: The Crusader of Truth: lol
03:31:08: Zoder: oof
03:31:15: Zoder: You guys are so predictable.
03:31:18: Testydragon: Inferiority? Bitch, that’s my life
03:31:19: ShawnCognitionCP: Inferiority exists whether realize it or not
03:31:25: The Crusader of Truth: You may beat me to bans, but you can't beat me to roasts (kappa)
03:31:45: The Crusader of Truth: Zoder, I try to be predictable
03:32:00: The Crusader of Truth: That way when I actually do something I want nobody expects it
03:32:24: Zoder: Like when you come out of the closet.
03:32:25: ShawnCognitionCP: "I'm merely pretending to be retarded"
03:33:05: Testydragon: Okay, you guys roast me. I can’t think of any more roasts for myself that you guys would get.
03:33:32: Zoder: Test, you're too testy.
03:33:36: Zoder: (Y)
03:34:34: The Crusader of Truth: Nah Shawn I'm definitely retarded
03:34:50: The Crusader of Truth: I'm just a mystery favor of retarded
03:36:06: Testydragon: Testy, you’re such a dumbass, when you were born, you went the wrong way out.
03:36:16: Testydragon: That makes no sense
03:36:21: Testydragon: Damn it
03:36:59: Testydragon: I need to think of some roasts
03:38:19: Testydragon: Testy, you’re so cold-blooded, the lizard people asked for their kid back
03:39:18: Testydragon: That also makes no sense
03:40:31: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the fact that your mother didn't ditch you at birth doesn't make sense
03:40:54: Zoder: Nice one, Ash.
03:41:02: Zoder: Test, maybe you should just observe for awhile.
03:41:03: Zoder: Take notes.
03:41:15: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: he left
03:42:23: The Crusader of Truth: oof
03:42:56: Testydragon: I’m back, motherfuckers!
03:43:03: The Crusader of Truth: Excuse me
03:43:09: The Crusader of Truth: I haven't fucked any mothers
03:43:25: The Crusader of Truth: Please refer to me as my current title, Thotsmasher
03:43:59: Testydragon: I’m back, motherfuckers and Thotsmasher!
03:44:19: The Crusader of Truth: Oh, and Ashley is lesbian
03:44:42: Zoder: I thought you were Insufferable Bastard now, Crus?
03:44:52: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: how does that exclude me from being a motherfucker?
03:44:52: The Crusader of Truth: In that case
03:44:58: The Crusader of Truth: Oh good point
03:45:11: The Crusader of Truth: But in that case, please refer to me by my full title
03:45:25: The Crusader of Truth: Insufferable Thotsmasher Bastard, the 3rd.
03:45:50: Testydragon: I’m back, motherfuckers and Insufferable Thotsmasher Bastard, the 3rd
03:46:09: Testydragon: !
03:46:25: Zoder: oof
03:46:58: Zoder: I hope you realize you're calling your father an Insufferable Thotsmasher Bastard, Crus.
03:47:15: The Crusader of Truth: No, he got his title changed to motherfuckr
03:47:17: The Crusader of Truth: *er
03:47:55: ShawnCognitionCP: You've inspired me to make a Tindr for milfs called Motherfuckr
03:48:02: Testydragon: I better get some sleep, night guys
03:48:21: Zoder: Night Test. Please, let the bed bugs bite. I beg you.
03:48:21: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: gn
03:48:31: The Crusader of Truth: o/
03:56:41: The Crusader of Truth: And with that, chat dies
03:57:58: Zoder: Wholeheartedly, we deliver the chat's remains to a designated pit in hell.
03:58:41: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nah, chat's going to Hades
03:59:45: Zoder: Wholeheartedly, we deliver the chat's remains in a gift basket to our lord and savior, Hades.
04:19:10: The Crusader of Truth: Traditionally, we would have to take chat, and burn it into a sacrificial plate
04:19:22: The Crusader of Truth: *in a sacrificial
04:22:40: Kora Stormblade: deadshit lmao
04:22:46: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup
04:27:16: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
04:27:27: Jr seriel: What is up Ashley
04:27:43: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: nm, playing smash bros melee on an emulator
04:28:00: Jr seriel: Very cool
04:31:11: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup
04:36:32: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: so what you up to?
04:47:45: Zoder: Quick Qah, do something interesting.
04:48:33: Qahnaarin1997: That good?
04:48:48: Zoder: No. You're a failure.
04:49:01: Zoder: Go join sit in the corner Crus usually occupies.
04:49:06: ShawnCognitionCP: Listen to Bile with me or you're homosexual
04:49:18: Zoder: "go join sit"
04:49:24: Zoder: I can't speak, but you know what I meant.
04:49:34: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EepaDvUsj1E
04:49:37: KINMUNE: Bile - Camp Blood
04:50:19: Qahnaarin1997: Shawn
04:50:25: Qahnaarin1997: I'm going to listen
04:50:31: Qahnaarin1997: That link is 10/10
04:50:35: ShawnCognitionCP: okay but you're still homosexual
04:50:50: Qahnaarin1997: Still a good link tho
04:50:57: ShawnCognitionCP: That entire album is retardedly good.
04:57:51: Mhazard: I finally figured out which elf is the best to marry, with the help of Creation Kit
04:57:54: The Crusader of Truth: @Mhazard nice edit
04:58:09: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it's brelyna maryon
04:58:12: Mhazard: I'd pick Wylandriah, although you'd need to make her look younger with Creation Kit
04:58:50: Mhazard: A quite clumsy and fun court wizard, but also can be modded into follower thanks to FemaleEvenTone voice.
05:02:30: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: sorry, my heart still belongs to Brelyna
05:06:48: The Crusader of Truth: Gay
05:06:53: The Crusader of Truth: Literally
05:06:56: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yup
05:07:21: The Crusader of Truth: Ysolda is the one true marriage candidate, as only she likes mammoth tusks
05:08:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: she's a dealer though
05:08:56: Thonira: Hi, I am back
05:09:01: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: wb
05:10:07: Mhazard: Somehow, I wish I can marry a Bosmer... the problem of being a Bosmer is that you can't marry your own kind without using Creation Kit.
05:10:14: Mhazard: Ouch...
05:10:21: Mhazard: At least I have Creation Kit.
05:10:40: The Crusader of Truth: @Ashley that makes it even better though??
05:10:46: Thonira: Uthgerd is my one true love
05:10:50: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i only marry my kind when i'm dunmer
05:11:04: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: true crus
05:11:32: Mhazard: For whatever reason, I feel that Wylandriah the Court Wizard is quite fun to hang out with.
05:11:46: Mhazard: All i need is to make her younger with Creation Kit and it's done.
05:12:01: Mhazard: (Plays Imperial March)
05:12:48: The Crusader of Truth: Normally, marriage doesn't fit into my whole kill-all-of-skyrim theme
05:13:00: Mhazard: "If only you knew the power of the Creation Kit!"
05:13:21: Mhazard: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your Skyrim girls."
05:37:14: RenzXVI: I was watching the news, there's a wombat on the loose! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbHRAiYoIs0
05:37:17: KINMUNE: Wombat takes a stroll along Australian street
05:38:57: RenzXVI: Wait, what? Someone likes Uthgerd the Unbroken? Her face is the opposite of unbroken...
05:39:14: RenzXVI: It's a face that can break a thousand mirrors.
05:39:39: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
05:44:25: RenzXVI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJeyPfUxUL4
05:44:28: KINMUNE: Ensiferum - Guardians of Fate
06:04:01: RenzXVI: How the hell does this have very positive reviews? http://store.steampowered.com/app/501120/Clock_Simulator/
06:05:27: The Crusader of Truth: They added the l to make it seem sfw
06:05:44: The Crusader of Truth: Qah, go away (Y)
06:05:47: Zoder: >clock simulator
06:05:52: Zoder: >your device already has a clock
06:05:59: Zoder: >you probably have a clock in your household
06:06:22: Zoder: >gives it a good review anyway
06:06:27: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
06:06:28: The Crusader of Truth: Qah, if I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart. (kappa)
06:06:32: Qahnaarin1997: No one likes you
06:06:36: Qahnaarin1997: Why are you here?
06:06:42: Zoder: ^
06:06:45: The Crusader of Truth: To suffer
06:06:46: The Crusader of Truth: Duh
06:06:59: Qahnaarin1997: Then kill yourself slowly
06:07:00: Qahnaarin1997: duh
06:07:10: The Crusader of Truth: o
06:07:16: Qahnaarin1997: i
06:07:17: Qahnaarin1997: c
06:07:26: The Crusader of Truth: I'll just go kill myself now bye ;(
06:07:33: Qahnaarin1997: kk
06:07:33: Zoder: You all just need to die.
06:07:36: Zoder: One by one.
06:07:36: Qahnaarin1997: Have fun
06:07:44: Qahnaarin1997: Zod
06:07:54: Qahnaarin1997: I'm not the one using a devianart avatar
06:08:20: ShawnCognitionCP: zog
06:08:36: Qahnaarin1997: What, Shawn?
06:08:49: Qahnaarin1997: Welp
06:08:51: Qahnaarin1997: Crus died
06:08:56: ShawnCognitionCP: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zionist_Occupation_Government_conspiracy_theory
06:09:17: The Crusader of Truth: "What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?"
06:09:19: The Crusader of Truth: "Relative humidity."
06:09:28: ShawnCognitionCP: oof
06:09:51: Zoder: Fair point, Qah. After watching you all die, I'll commit suicide. Deal?
06:09:58: Qahnaarin1997: No.
06:10:05: Qahnaarin1997: I want t see you di
06:10:07: Qahnaarin1997: die*
06:10:11: Qahnaarin1997: Film it, maybe?
06:10:24: Zoder: Only if you film your death first.
06:10:32: Qahnaarin1997: Then again, it may give me reason t live. ;)
06:10:36: RenzXVI: Here you go guys:
06:11:50: Zoder: Oh ok, in that case, I will //never// commit suicide, Qah.
06:11:56: Qahnaarin1997: Shit
06:12:00: Qahnaarin1997: but ok
06:12:34: RenzXVI: And Qahnaarin1997, if you want a reason to live, I found you a girlfriend:
06:12:39: Zoder: Ha.
06:12:54: Qahnaarin1997: You can shoot people in the hand simulator
06:12:57: The Crusader of Truth: Did y'all have fun with that
06:13:53: Qahnaarin1997: We're having fun joking abut suicide
06:14:26: Qahnaarin1997: about*
06:14:31: Zoder: Yes.
06:14:56: The Crusader of Truth: Qah, what do you call a blonde in the freezer?
06:15:06: Qahnaarin1997: Dinner
06:15:14: The Crusader of Truth: No
06:15:23: The Crusader of Truth: Her parents named her Susan so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
06:15:41: The Crusader of Truth: But you can eat her too I guess
06:15:50: ShawnCognitionCP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMDkd4cMhzI&t=34s
06:15:52: KINMUNE: Pissgrave - ' Suicide Euphoria '
06:15:53: ShawnCognitionCP: nsfw
06:16:22: The Crusader of Truth: Only slightly
06:18:19: Qahnaarin1997: Suicide is painless
06:18:27: Qahnaarin1997: And it brings on many changes
06:19:34: RenzXVI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFusZxSh5gY yeo
06:19:36: RenzXVI: yep*
06:19:36: KINMUNE: Make a Change... Kill Yourself - Life Revisited (DSBM)
06:25:09: RenzXVI: Why the hell am I still getting subscribers on youtube, I haven't uploaded anything in like 7 years.
06:28:41: The Crusader of Truth: Because you link your videos here, which draws activity attention
06:28:47: The Crusader of Truth: That and some of your videos are actually watched
06:30:01: RenzXVI: I very rarely link them here.
06:30:03: ShawnCognitionCP: crus lol discord
06:30:38: The Crusader of Truth: Oh I saw it
06:30:39: The Crusader of Truth: I'm dying
06:31:22: ShawnCognitionCP: it got me good
06:33:42: ShawnCognitionCP: it got even better crus
06:33:43: ShawnCognitionCP: discord
06:41:03: JBour53: This cord
06:42:04: JBour53: Bye
06:43:41: JBour53: Crus... Crus bus... hahahahahha
06:45:21: Kora Stormblade: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/252235671505338368/402714296246599680/unknown.png
06:45:30: The Crusader of Truth: Crus bus
06:45:31: The Crusader of Truth: wot
06:45:41: The Crusader of Truth: Are you implying to get hit by a bus?
06:45:51: The Crusader of Truth: u rite kora
06:49:39: JBour53: It's a joke from Benchwarmers
06:49:44: JBour53: Gus... Gus bus
06:50:08: The Crusader of Truth: oof
06:50:16: The Crusader of Truth: Imma head to bed
06:50:19: The Crusader of Truth: Night y'all o/
06:51:31: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: night
06:52:30: JBour53: G'night
06:52:37: JBour53: You weaklings.
06:55:30: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
06:55:33: Josetrujillo: Atlas, rise!!
06:57:30: Qahnaarin1997: Hey JB
06:57:48: Josetrujillo: justin bieber?
06:57:52: Qahnaarin1997: No.
06:58:05: Qahnaarin1997: JBour53
06:59:24: Josetrujillo: k
07:40:48: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
17:12:21: Zoder: Hey Renz, I have a question.
17:42:35: Zoder: I suppose you're dead. Ah well.
17:53:47: Qstlijku: o/
18:09:42: Zoder: Hello.
18:11:32: Qahnaarin1997: Hey
18:15:14: KINMUNE: Hello there, Dark Swole!
18:15:58: Dark Swole: hi
18:16:24: Zoder: /o
18:16:28: Zoder: oof
18:16:32: Zoder: You get the gist.
18:17:39: Dark Swole: hows it goin
18:18:40: Zoder: West. You?
18:20:41: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0UgjyL4d1g
18:20:44: KINMUNE: Body And Blood - Ghost
18:21:54: Qahnaarin1997: Zod
18:21:56: Qahnaarin1997: Watch
18:22:01: Qahnaarin1997: Well, listen.
18:22:57: Qahnaarin1997: Zoder, are you in the discord server?
18:23:11: Zoder: No. Safari doesn't support discord.
18:23:21: Qahnaarin1997: Damn
18:23:28: Zoder: I plan on getting a different browser eventually.
18:23:30: Qahnaarin1997: Another reason why apple is shit
18:24:05: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CSFkjPm0A0
18:24:07: KINMUNE: Ghost - He Is (Lyric Video)
18:26:12: Zoder: The first song you linked is great, I'll listen to that in a moment.
18:26:41: Zoder: I keep hearing "serving lasagna" which throws me off balance, but you know. That's life I suppose.
18:27:04: Qahnaarin1997: He Is is great as well
18:27:18: Qahnaarin1997: More of a lighter touch, but still great
18:27:22: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kNetd_lISI
18:27:24: KINMUNE: Ghost - If You Have Ghosts (Roky Erickson Cover)
18:31:04: Qahnaarin1997: Zod, if you're curious to see what they look like at live preformences there is a Deezer session of them
18:33:01: KINMUNE: Hello there, Megastargaming15!
18:33:33: Zoder: Alright, thanks. I'll definitely look into that. These are great.
18:34:25: Megastargaming15: Does anyone know how far the planet Nirn is from Earth
18:34:27: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS5-QmkKzJQ
18:34:29: KINMUNE: Ghost - Majesty
18:34:35: Qahnaarin1997: King Kong cover art lol
18:35:17: Megastargaming15: Like if if you traveled from Earth to Nirn?
18:35:54: Qahnaarin1997: No, I don't.
18:37:09: Megastargaming15: I'll create a forum I guess. I'm new to Fandom and don't know how to create a forum but I could try lol
18:37:35: Zoder: You
18:37:37: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=315qJJ3Y9uA
18:37:37: KINMUNE: Ghost - Deezer Session
18:37:38: Zoder: agh
18:37:41: Qahnaarin1997: Mega
18:37:47: Qahnaarin1997: Just stay off of /d
18:37:54: Qahnaarin1997: /d = discussions
18:37:59: Megastargaming15: ok
18:38:01: Qahnaarin1997: You'll thank us later.
18:38:08: Megastargaming15: thx
18:38:09: Qahnaarin1997: Forums are fine
18:38:14: Qahnaarin1997: Discussions are not
18:38:22: Megastargaming15: alright
18:38:43: Qahnaarin1997: Zod
18:38:46: Zoder: Under "Explore" on the tool bar, you'll see "Forum". You'll probably want to post in the General Discussion forum.
18:38:47: Qahnaarin1997: What is it?
18:39:03: Zoder: I was typing and hit enter too soon, so I just said "you".
18:40:01: Zoder: Hence "agh".
18:40:21: Megastargaming15: i figured it out, thx!
18:40:26: Zoder: Long story short, I'm out of it today.
18:40:31: Zoder: Oh, alright.
18:53:17: Zoder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=315qJJ3Y9uA Is this what you were talking about, Qah? Because this is great.
18:53:19: KINMUNE: Ghost - Deezer Session
18:53:34: Qahnaarin1997: Yes
18:53:47: Qahnaarin1997: There is a point in the last song that is amazing
18:54:04: Qahnaarin1997: The singer basically does a bonechilling shrill
18:54:14: Zoder: I just heard that part.
18:54:30: Zoder: I think it's around 13:20.
18:55:23: Qahnaarin1997: Sounds right
18:58:32: Qahnaarin1997: I'll be back in a bit, Zod.
18:58:41: Qahnaarin1997: Going out for a while.
18:58:50: Zoder: Have fun.
19:21:48: Qahnaarin1997: Back
19:22:40: Zoder: That didn't take too long.
19:24:17: Qahnaarin1997: Nah Fam
19:24:27: Qahnaarin1997: I gots me a cold pop tho
19:24:53: Zoder: Oooh.
19:25:04: Zoder: I'm drinking water.
19:25:07: Zoder: I feel bland.
19:25:25: Qahnaarin1997: McDonald's coke is the best
19:26:15: Zoder: When it's not flat, yeah.
19:27:27: Zoder: I used to love McDonald's hashbrowns- until one fateful day, I received a hashbrown that was only half cooked. I ate the top half, assuming it was a perfectly normal hashbrown, and then when I pulled the bottom half out of the sleeve, it was sopping wet and cold.
19:27:52: Qahnaarin1997: Ewww
19:28:02: Zoder: It's like only half of it made it into the cooker and the other half ended up in the sink.
19:28:02: Zoder: Yeah. It ruined McDonald's for me.
19:28:18: Zoder: McDonalds*, rather.
19:35:25: Qahnaarin1997: Zod
19:35:31: Qahnaarin1997: Guess what I am playing?
19:35:59: Zoder: ME2.
19:36:23: Qahnaarin1997: Nope, close.
19:36:30: Zoder: .. ME3.
19:36:36: Qahnaarin1997: Colder
19:36:51: Zoder: ME1.
19:36:55: Qahnaarin1997: Yep
19:36:56: Qahnaarin1997: lol
19:37:25: Zoder: Only took me three tries.
19:40:43: Zoder: Now I want to go play the first Halo.
19:45:38: Qahnaarin1997: Great game
19:49:12: Zoder: Yeah. I have the Master Chief Collection so I have 1-4. 1 and 2 have been remastered, but I can switch between the old and new graphics with a click of a button. It's pretty cool.
19:49:40: Qahnaarin1997: 4 was crap
19:49:43: Zoder: Agreed.
19:50:14: Qahnaarin1997: 5 is even worse
19:50:19: Zoder: My personal favorite is Reach.
19:50:31: Qahnaarin1997: ODST is mine
19:50:39: Qahnaarin1997: 2 for multiplayer
19:51:23: Zoder: ODST is probably my second favorite.
19:52:12: Qahnaarin1997: It's kinda funny on how they tell a story outside of the real stuff yet it seems to be a common favorite
19:53:13: Dark Swole: back
19:53:51: Zoder: Hello.
19:53:53: Qahnaarin1997: Welcome
20:02:37: Beauxregarde: hoi
20:03:11: Qahnaarin1997: o/
20:03:24: Beauxregarde: yo Vanquisher
20:10:31: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i20AsQ94K0E
20:10:35: KINMUNE: Autism-Cat
20:10:40: Qahnaarin1997: Autism-Cat is great lol
20:19:35: Zoder: This video is amazing.
20:24:11: Zoder: That* not this
20:28:52: Zoder: The entire series is amazing.
20:59:19: Bre1003: hi
21:02:21: Qahnaarin1997: Hello.
21:02:34: Qahnaarin1997: what's up?
21:04:59: Qahnaarin1997: brb
21:05:13: Qahnaarin1997: Need to go do some laundry.
21:09:26: Zoder: That reminds me. I should be studying.
21:09:38: Zoder: .. just a few more Autism-Cat related videos first though.
21:12:07: Qahnaarin1997: Back.
21:12:21: Qahnaarin1997: There's like 26 or 28 of them, Zod. lol
21:13:04: Zoder: I'm only on part 5.
21:15:20: Zoder: May you rest in peace.
21:17:00: Qahnaarin1997: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198338412797/screenshots/
21:17:27: Qahnaarin1997: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198338412797/screenshots/
21:17:55: Qahnaarin1997: Zod, my PUBG glitch is in that link
21:18:03: Qahnaarin1997: My bad for linking twice lol
21:18:22: Qahnaarin1997: There is also a thing to show how far outside the circle I was
21:19:19: Zoder: You're just the upper half of a torso sticking out of the dead grass.
21:19:30: Zoder: Good job.
21:19:55: Qahnaarin1997: I shot someone in that game and they walked right over me
21:19:58: Qahnaarin1997: Legit
21:20:04: Qahnaarin1997: Didn't even shoot me
21:20:37: Qahnaarin1997: I used what bandages I had to stay alive as long as I could to get a better end game score lol
21:21:28: Qahnaarin1997: Zod, do you have steam?
21:21:48: The Crusader of Truth: Hello, faggots o/
21:21:51: Zoder: I used to, but I stopped using it after awhile. My computer doesn't do well with steam.
21:22:06: Zoder: //this is why you don't try to game on a Mac//
21:22:18: Zoder: Hello Crus.
21:22:29: The Crusader of Truth: *game on a pile of trash
21:22:41: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
21:22:46: The Crusader of Truth: Windows is love
21:22:49: The Crusader of Truth: Windows is life
21:23:19: Zoder: Mac + Safari = literally can't do anything
21:23:30: Zoder: I need to get both a better computer and a better browser.
21:23:50: The Crusader of Truth: I'd start with uninstalling Safari after getting Chrome
21:26:05: Zoder: Already installing.
21:26:48: Zoder: I should have done this sooner.
21:28:44: Zoder: .. except my wifi obviously does not want me to be happy.
21:31:42: Zoder: "12 minutes remaining" as if I could possibly download something in 12 minutes.
21:33:53: The Crusader of Truth: oof
21:34:25: Zoder: It keeps steadily increasing. Now there are apparently 19 minutes remaining.
21:34:46: Zoder: At least Safari faces the reality that my internet sucks.
21:38:29: The Crusader of Truth: Macs are amazing, when added with good internet and when they cost $3000
21:38:56: Zoder: But only then.
21:38:56: The Crusader of Truth: For everyone else, I don't see why to really have anything but Windows, besides security
21:40:30: Zoder: Yeah. I only have a Mac because I got it on Craigslist for very little. I would have preferred something else, but beggars can't be choosers, I suppose.
21:41:08: Zoder: It does it's job alright. It just doesn't have the perks.
21:41:30: The Crusader of Truth: Oh
21:41:43: The Crusader of Truth: Guess who has a like 99% chance of no school tomorrow?/
21:41:54: Zoder: I have a 100% chance of no school tomorrow.
21:42:27: Zoder: I'd guess.. anyone but you.
21:44:10: The Crusader of Truth: oof
21:44:34: Zoder: .. 40 minutes remaining.
21:44:37: Zoder: This may take all day.
21:44:39: The Crusader of Truth: I'm being forced by my teacher to watch Little Buddha in class
21:45:08: The Crusader of Truth: Semi-ironically, I guess
21:45:17: Zoder: Sounds like a blast.
21:45:41: The Crusader of Truth: The movie is incomprehensibly dull
21:46:03: Zoder: Have you already seen it?
21:46:14: The Crusader of Truth: Only the first 50 minutes
21:46:24: The Crusader of Truth: I have to watch the rest whenever I go back to school
21:46:47: The Crusader of Truth: I'm 50 minutes into it, and the only thing of any note is Buddha seeing a dead body
21:47:56: Zoder: I just watched the trailer. It didn't look.. horrible, I guess.
21:47:59: The Crusader of Truth: Watching the movie without any context of the life of Buddha would probably make it way more confusing. Half the time they don't speak English, and a quarter of the time they aren't speaking Indian languages they're simply chanting
21:49:37: The Crusader of Truth: Of course, I'm only 50 minutes into a 2 hour and 30 ish minute movie
21:49:44: Zoder: I'd more than likely be confused. I'm not too familiar with Buddha, or Buddhism, for that matter.
21:50:19: The Crusader of Truth: I have a feeling the only part of interest in the movie would be Buddha challenged with the demons while he was meditating to gain enlightment
21:50:45: The Crusader of Truth: As for the life of Buddha, I can cite it if you want
21:51:04: Zoder: Yeah, actually.
21:51:07: Zoder: I'm interested.
21:52:06: The Crusader of Truth: Off the story of Buddha but http://myths.e2bn.org/mythsandlegends/userstory1610-the-myth-of-the-spider.html
21:52:24: The Crusader of Truth: That's not the story I was taught, but subjectively similar
21:52:41: Zoder: Wasn't he a prince at first? Concealed into his fortress of solitude? And when he ventured outside of the palace and witnessed the darkness in the world, he started his journey to enlightenment. Something like that, anyway.
21:52:52: The Crusader of Truth: Very close
21:53:22: Zoder: What did I miss?
21:53:30: The Crusader of Truth: One sec writing
21:54:18: The Crusader of Truth: He was the son of a king and queen of an Indian royal family. His mother was said to have had visions of an elephant granting her a white tusk, and after his birth there's been a few different versions. Some say he was an amazing baby, able to walk at birth, with his eyes born open, and already able to talk
21:55:05: The Crusader of Truth: His father, the king, was celebrating his birth, as a famous astrologist came and told him Buddha will either be a great warrior or a great spiritual leader
21:55:17: The Crusader of Truth: One week after his birth, his mother died.
21:56:12: The Crusader of Truth: Afterwards, his father built three royal palaces, once for the rain season, one for the dry, and one for winter, in an attempt to keep him from ever learning hardship, giving him over 500 various sexy chciks
21:56:14: The Crusader of Truth: *chicks
21:56:38: The Crusader of Truth: It has been said he never even knew about aging until he was in his 20s
21:57:22: The Crusader of Truth: On one day, on a rare outing from his palace to see the world, he saw an old, starving man. He left his royal parade and found the men. Later, he experienced sickness, as well as saw a dead body.
21:58:20: The Crusader of Truth: Buddha, upset by the pain in the world, wanted to make a change. His father had taught him that the key to happiness was by worldly gain, but he saw it as conquering your own mind.
21:58:58: The Crusader of Truth: As a result, he gave up his to-be throne, left, and became a monk, and meditated by himself in the woods for several years (not constantly, nonstop of course)
22:00:54: The Crusader of Truth: Eventually, Buddha had almost reached the point of enlightenment. He went underneath a tree (the name passes me), and meditated for several days. A demon came, and saw he was going to achieve Enlightenment, and tried to stop it. However everything he did failed, and Buddha achieved Enlightenment. The actions that the demon took that the Buddha overcame gave him the title of Conqueror Buddha, or Conquest Buddha, depending on who you ask
22:01:27: The Crusader of Truth: From there, Buddha spent the rest of his life teaching the 8 fold path to Enlightenment, as well as the Four Noble Truths.
22:01:31: The Crusader of Truth: And that is your story.
22:01:42: Zoder: It was Bodhi tree.
22:01:47: Zoder: It was a*
22:01:47: The Crusader of Truth: ^
22:02:23: The Crusader of Truth: The accounts have some contradictions, but I tried to merge it into one single story
22:03:35: Zoder: Thank you. The more you talked about Buddha, the more came back to me. He meditated under a Bodhi tree for 6 days until he reached enlightenment, and he then spread his teachings for over 45 years. I'm pretty sure he's also known as the Awakened One.
22:03:42: The Crusader of Truth: Yes.
22:04:15: The Crusader of Truth: Buddha died at around the page of 75-85, depending on the story you read and the accounts of how long he traveled.
22:05:17: The Crusader of Truth: ...age*
22:06:11: Zoder: Interesting.
22:06:15: Zoder: Thank you for teaching me.
22:06:48: Zoder: 1 hour and 26 minutes. Come on Safari, just say "it's gonna take a really long time to download" and get on with it.
22:06:56: The Crusader of Truth: oof
22:07:15: The Crusader of Truth: But yeah, next on my to-do list is learn more about the 8 fold path
22:07:31: The Crusader of Truth: And then I need to study Hindu creation
22:08:22: Zoder: Hinduism is definitely interesting.
22:10:37: The Crusader of Truth: Hinduism has a lot of interesting concepts
22:10:54: Qahnaarin1997: I feel bad for them
22:10:58: Qahnaarin1997: They can't eat steak
22:11:11: The Crusader of Truth: **Buddhism
22:11:47: The Crusader of Truth: And yeah, I do love steak. Can't do that.
22:11:58: Qahnaarin1997: There's hope for you yet.
22:12:10: The Crusader of Truth: rood
22:12:33: The Crusader of Truth: But yeah, I probably will end up doing Confucianism last, after Taoism
22:13:26: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
22:13:29: The Crusader of Truth: Qah
22:13:34: Qahnaarin1997: Wait
22:13:35: Qahnaarin1997: nvm
22:13:49: The Crusader of Truth: wot
22:13:53: Qahnaarin1997: I'd probably get banned for what I was going to say lol
22:14:04: The Crusader of Truth: Say it
22:14:10: Qahnaarin1997: Nah fam
22:14:13: Qahnaarin1997: No bansku
22:14:15: Zoder: Qah- You can't tease like that.
22:14:18: Qahnaarin1997: banski*
22:14:25: Zoder: You don't say you're going to say something then don't.
22:14:27: Qahnaarin1997: Or can I? ;)
22:14:29: Zoder: My brain will explode.
22:14:37: Qahnaarin1997: I'm ok with that
22:14:41: The Crusader of Truth: oof
22:14:49: Zoder: You beat me to it, Crus.
22:15:05: The Crusader of Truth: Qah go mantle /d somewhere else (kappa)
22:15:26: Zoder: I'll make you a deal, Qah.
22:15:50: Zoder: I was going to keep my current profile picture out of spite for you, but I'll change it to whatever you want if you tell me- honestly, of course- what you wanted to say.
22:16:10: The Crusader of Truth: oshit
22:16:18: Zoder: //Whatever// you want.
22:16:24: Zoder: Fair trade, if you ask me.
22:16:37: Qahnaarin1997: Tempting, but I think it's more fun if I don't.
22:16:42: Zoder: o O f
22:16:51: Zoder: I gave you my life on a silver platter.
22:16:58: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
22:17:04: Qahnaarin1997: Zod
22:17:14: Qahnaarin1997: I'd change it to something you'd get banned for
22:17:35: Qahnaarin1997: It's more fun this way, and better. Trust me.
22:17:41: Zoder: Is my life not appetizing?
22:17:43: Zoder: You can tell me.
22:17:52: Qahnaarin1997: No.
22:18:02: Qahnaarin1997: You're worth very little to me
22:18:06: Qahnaarin1997: maybe forced labor?
22:18:15: Qahnaarin1997: Possibly not even that
22:18:31: Zoder: Do I give you postpartum depression, Qah?
22:18:51: Qahnaarin1997: No.
22:18:58: Qahnaarin1997: I'm sending you both something
22:19:10: The Crusader of Truth: >sending you both something
22:19:12: The Crusader of Truth: gay
22:19:27: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
22:19:32: Qahnaarin1997: You'll like it
22:20:01: The Crusader of Truth: It was gay as the LBQT flag
22:20:12: The Crusader of Truth: (kappa)
22:20:50: The Crusader of Truth: More accurately, oof
22:21:05: Zoder: I don't know how to feel.
22:21:59: Qahnaarin1997: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOzXRpLD-XU
22:22:01: KINMUNE: Suicide is painless sung by knuckles
22:22:01: The Crusader of Truth: When you don't know how to feel just continue feeling dead
22:22:06: The Crusader of Truth: Seen t
22:22:07: The Crusader of Truth: *it
22:22:21: Zoder: Should I be sad that my "People you may know" section isn't nearly as interesting?
22:23:36: The Crusader of Truth: Nah
22:23:43: Zoder: oof
22:23:57: The Crusader of Truth: I think I'm going to go take a nap, I only got three hours of sleep last night lmao
22:24:03: Qahnaarin1997: Crus
22:24:07: The Crusader of Truth: But first, 10 minutes of wasting time
22:24:08: The Crusader of Truth: Qah
22:24:09: Qahnaarin1997: In the comments of that video
22:24:20: Qahnaarin1997: >Logan Paul jerks off to this vid
22:24:34: Qahnaarin1997: Hello
22:24:37: Bre1003: hi
22:24:46: The Crusader of Truth: o/
22:24:50: Bre1003: is there a way to get my reputation good again?
22:24:56: The Crusader of Truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz9Cz_Lp8F4
22:24:59: Bre1003: in whitrun i started killling everyone
22:24:59: KINMUNE: KNUCKLES SINGS RASPUTIN (RA RA RASPUTIN)
22:25:00: The Crusader of Truth: Huh?
22:25:09: The Crusader of Truth: Oh lol. Just surrender to a guard.
22:25:10: Bre1003: I have a huge bounty and i can't pickpocket anyone there now
22:25:17: Bre1003: lol
22:25:27: Bre1003: i want a good speech skill but it's hard to improve
22:25:33: Bre1003: but my pickpocket is at 95
22:25:34: Bre1003: ;p;
22:25:54: The Crusader of Truth: If you've killed like 20-30 people, there's a point where they're just hostile on sight so you need to calm them. But otherwise just saying go to jail is an easy scapegoat
22:27:09: Qahnaarin1997: Crus xD https://youtu.be/Hr2WYEmPlUA?t=103
22:27:12: KINMUNE: VRChat in a nutshell 3
22:27:26: Qahnaarin1997: >You want to see my final form?
>You like jazz?
22:28:23: The Crusader of Truth: Ah fuck
22:28:28: The Crusader of Truth: That's great
22:32:32: The Crusader of Truth: o/
22:33:19: Atvelonis: hi
22:34:24: Qahnaarin1997: Hey Atvel
22:34:51: The Crusader of Truth: What's up?
22:47:36: The Crusader of Truth: I'm going to go take that nap I mentioned o/
22:48:34: Atvelonis: working on some spreadsheets
23:03:39: RenzXVI: Atvelonis spreads... ;)
23:06:50: Zoder: Renz, I had a question for you earlier.
23:06:53: Zoder: What time is it?
23:07:22: RenzXVI: 7am
23:07:31: RenzXVI: I've been having sleep schedule problems again.
23:08:12: Zoder: I haven't been able to pinpoint a time of day when you're on. It feels like you get appear whenever.
23:08:21: Zoder: you just* appear
23:08:36: RenzXVI: Lol I know, my sleep schedule often breaks...
23:09:17: RenzXVI: Wait a minute, why does it look you are switching from Crusader's routine to mine? First you list my food and now you wanna know when I am online? O_o
23:11:48: Zoder: Hmm. I don't think it's that I'm switching interests, but that my interests are growing. I want to know more about how you live, especially since you live somewhere foreign to me.
23:12:42: RenzXVI: Is it because it's now out in the open that you are allegedly female? XD
23:12:47: Zoder: oof
23:12:59: Zoder: That has nothing to do with it.
23:13:35: RenzXVI: Yes, because it's an unproven myth. XD
23:13:44: Zoder: o O f
23:14:11: Zoder: "Myth" is a harsh word. Tell me, please- why is it so difficult to believe that I am female?
23:14:30: Zoder: Is there something about my demeanor that indicates otherwise?
23:14:53: RenzXVI: Because it will be funnier when you and Crusader get more intense and then suddenly, you are actually male. XD
23:16:00: Zoder: I'm merely interested in Crus on a factual basis.
23:16:08: Zoder: I could say the same for how I feel about you.
23:17:04: RenzXVI: OMG, you are talking about your feelings and me in the same sentence...
23:17:13: Zoder: o o f
23:17:23: Zoder: Everything you say is like a blow to the jaw.
23:17:50: RenzXVI: I hope that's the only jaw problem you are expecting. ;)
23:18:41: Zoder: You're the only one who is going to have a jaw problem.
23:18:43: Zoder: ;)
23:19:07: RenzXVI: Lol, ok.
23:19:48: Zoder: .. I was going to make a joke about dislocating your jaw.
23:19:51: Zoder: It's ruined now.
23:19:58: RenzXVI: Lol
23:20:47: RenzXVI: I was about to say I could now call you possibly the smartest alleged female on TES chat... Then that happened. XD
23:22:02: Zoder: Aw, damn.
23:22:11: Zoder: I had it in my sights- and you took it away.
23:22:48: Zoder: I'll add it to my imaginary wall of almost-accomplishments.
23:23:40: RenzXVI: Lol, speaking of male traits, I'd say that's one. It's more common for males to like having accomplishments and titles.
23:23:51: Zoder: I stole that from Crus, actually.
23:25:33: Zoder: Or, well- to clarify, Crus talked about his imaginary wall of achievements at one point.
23:25:36: Zoder: I adopted the idea.
23:25:42: RenzXVI: lol
23:26:10: Zoder: However, I do like to accomplish things. I'm not particularly 'title driven', but I definitely like to excel in things.
23:26:22: Zoder: Who doesn't like to excel, though?
23:27:13: RenzXVI: I enjoy being on par with people but with a handicap so I can poke more fun out of the person. XD Like how I am smarter than most my friends but I didn't attend college.
23:27:52: Zoder: Interesting.
23:28:55: RenzXVI: Except it's sad at my last office job though.
23:29:14: Zoder: How so?
23:29:24: RenzXVI: I was so good at my job, I was the one they ask to train new recruits... Who would later outrank me because they are college graduates. XD
23:29:35: Zoder: Ah.
23:29:43: RenzXVI: Regardless of how dumb they are or if their performance sucks.
23:29:47: RenzXVI: "papers"
23:29:56: Zoder: Papers mean everything nowadays.
23:30:10: Zoder: It's difficult to get a good career secured unless you have some kind of higher education.
23:30:27: Zoder: Graduating from highschool is a minor step in getting a decent job now.
23:30:51: RenzXVI: It was always funny when they get promoted and wonder why I am still lower than them yet I have way better performance work-wise... The reaction on their faces when I say I only attended 1 week of college. XD
23:31:55: Zoder: So you started college? Why did you drop out?
23:32:33: RenzXVI: I am a big party troll.
23:32:52: Zoder: Mm.
23:33:05: RenzXVI: I just didn't like school.
23:33:24: Zoder: What did you want to major and minor in?
23:33:58: RenzXVI: But the main problem is I was never confident in my math... It had always dragged me down all my life, I only cheat on math to barely pass the whole year because it's the only thing I have low grades with.
23:34:34: RenzXVI: It was only later on when I realized I possibly have dyscalculia, because my math is vastly worse than anyone claiming to be real bad at math.
23:34:49: Qahnaarin1997: This is seriously impressive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvfm3kg_pcg
23:34:51: RenzXVI: TO be honest, I just took whatever course I saw when I enrolled.
23:34:52: KINMUNE: DOOMGUY DOOM 4 COSPLAY
23:35:31: Zoder: I'm not great at math, but I don't think I'm horrible.
23:35:52: RenzXVI: I've always been interested in psychology.
23:36:50: Zoder: I have as well.
23:36:56: Zoder: Specifically psychiatry, actually.
23:37:33: Zoder: The difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist is simple- psychiatrists deal with hardcore mental illnesses and can prescribe medication. Psychologists cannot.
23:38:39: RenzXVI: Yeah.
23:38:54: RenzXVI: Either, I am honestly not psyched with the medicine giving. XD
23:40:11: Zoder: Psychiatry interests me purely because of the diagnosable illnesses that psychiatrists have to deal with. Psychologists deal with more.. everyday problems.
23:41:52: Zoder: I'm not crazy about prescribing medication either, I suppose.
23:42:31: RenzXVI: Watch the film Split by M. Night Shyamalan.
23:46:09: KINMUNE: Hello there, Zoder!
23:46:23: Zoder: Thanks KINMUNE.
23:48:09: KINMUNE: Hello there, RenzXVI!
23:48:42: RenzXVI: WTH, did chat break?
23:49:21: Zoder: Not sure.
23:49:32: RenzXVI: It happened on other wikis too.
23:49:42: Zoder: Mm. Strange.
23:49:48: RenzXVI: I pmed you before I got booted out, did you get it?
23:49:54: Zoder: No, I didn't.
23:50:42: RenzXVI: Nathan4200 will always be here even after the world ends.
23:52:52: Qahnaarin1997: He is the Alpha and the Omega
23:52:57: Qahnaarin1997: The begining and the end
23:55:59: KINMUNE: Hello there, Qahnaarin1997!
23:57:02: Zoder: He's the middle too, Qah.
23:57:03: Zoder: He
23:57:06: Zoder: damn
23:57:34: Zoder: He's* also the Gamma and the Delta.
23:58:42: RenzXVI: He's the Ouroboros.
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