- 08:48:05: KINMUNE: Hello there, Kaltseferk!
- 08:48:13: Kaltseferk: Hi
- 12:02:38: RenzXVI: OMG, chat exists!
- 12:02:46: RenzXVI: You people are real
- 12:03:20: RenzXVI: I thought I was alone, but then I saw you guys are here for me.
- 12:04:11: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol
- 12:04:14: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: ello o/ :3
- 12:04:20: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I am your imagination
- 12:05:26: RenzXVI: No, my imagination is way better than this. Like hot supermodels crammed in a clown car and I am invited for a ride.
- 12:06:28: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: xD
- 12:06:43: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: that's your imagination inside your imagination
- 12:07:29: RenzXVI: Inception? Isn't that supposed to be a Leonardo DiCaprio?
- 12:07:52: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: this whole reality takes places in the last few seconds before your brain dies
- 12:08:18: RenzXVI: So like every day of your life.
- 12:08:26: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol
- 12:27:22: RenzXVI: I am reading a book called Kama Pootra https://i.imgur.com/8XZkAqa.png
- 12:28:23: Nekyn Alb: Hey
- 12:28:42: RenzXVI: This is what's missing in your life https://i.imgur.com/F1ri6dd.png
- 12:29:14: Nekyn Alb: Looks like good toilet lecture
- 12:30:29: RenzXVI: Whaat? Nooo https://i.imgur.com/BydAWzZ.png
- 12:31:55: RenzXVI: What the hell https://i.imgur.com/bbnviVQ.png
- 12:33:16: RenzXVI: https://i.imgur.com/gcl6sWT.png
- 12:33:18: Nekyn Alb: Well of course
- 12:33:34: RenzXVI: I am totally putting that book on my phone to read it while pooping.
- 12:33:57: Nekyn Alb: The toilet on the cover doesn't have a lid
- 12:34:09: Nekyn Alb: and the thing you're supposed to sit on
- 12:58:26: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: it does have a seat
- 12:58:45: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: the purple thing under he legs is the seat
- 12:59:45: RenzXVI: Poopmaster Finelia has spoken.
- 13:00:33: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: not all toilets have a lid but they should
- 13:00:47: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: one should always close the lid when not using the toilet
- 13:01:00: RenzXVI: We no have lid or seat
- 13:01:14: RenzXVI: They broke at the beginning of time.
- 13:01:18: RenzXVI: Flush is broke too
- 13:01:20: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: O_O
- 13:02:38: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: my lid is always broken, the other side is only held on by a zip tie xD
- 13:02:45: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: almost*
- 13:03:04: RenzXVI: Stop sitting on the lid then.
- 13:20:28: Nekyn Alb: You're contaminating your entire bathroom when you flush without lid
- 13:33:13: RenzXVI: What? No you don't. It's not like it splashes everywhere, the thing isn't airborne.
- 13:33:30: RenzXVI: The submarine is just taking a dive
- 13:35:30: Nekyn Alb: The water splashes out of the toilet and spreads the bacteria
- 13:36:04: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: yeh it's gross
- 13:36:08: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: always close lid
- 13:36:45: RenzXVI: It doesn't splash, what are you doing that makes it splash? Are you playing with the water using your hand while it spins around?
- 13:37:35: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: it doesn't splash but the particles shoot up in the air cuz of the twirl
- 13:37:35: Nekyn Alb: Do you have cameras in my bathroom?
- 13:37:43: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol xD
- 13:38:17: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: did you know that toilet seats are anti-bacterial?
- 13:38:28: Nekyn Alb: I think I've heard that once
- 13:38:41: Nekyn Alb: Still won't sit anywhere but at home
- 13:38:48: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: putting paper on them actually makes them have more bacteria
- 13:38:50: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol
- 13:39:02: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I just wipe it
- 13:39:16: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: hovering is gross too
- 13:40:26: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: oh and there's also toilet seats that are always warm by design regardless of temperature or if someone has sat on them or not
- 13:40:36: Nekyn Alb: oh god
- 13:41:06: Nekyn Alb: I'd rather sit on a cold one than face the insecurity of not knowing if someone just sat there
- 13:42:00: Nekyn Alb: My cat swats at my desktop lamp because it's in another location
- 13:42:09: Nekyn Alb: I fear she doesn't love lamp
- 13:42:35: RenzXVI: I always have rubbing alcohol around, I could just spray public toilets.
- 13:43:08: RenzXVI: And why do people care so much of the toilet temperature? I don't mind if my poop gets icicles on them.
- 13:43:16: RenzXVI: And my butcheeks aren't gonna get hypothermia
- 13:44:57: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol
- 13:45:23: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: when they're cold they're cold af tho
- 13:45:55: RenzXVI: Pee on the seats first.
- 13:46:15: RenzXVI: That will warm it up
- 13:46:22: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I never wear clothes and I go outside in indoor clothes and I love the cold but they're too cold even for me
- 13:46:24: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol
- 13:46:34: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I'm not cleaning that up xD
- 13:48:12: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: thankfully the radiator in my bathroom has no off-setting so my seat is always warm
- 13:48:25: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: also it's nice to not be freezing after a shower
- 13:48:34: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: cuz I like to keep the door open
- 13:49:23: RenzXVI: Btw, why'd you go on the facebook PM with me just to change the color to yellow? I received a notification just for that.
- 13:50:20: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol I just got the messenger again and I was deleting all my old conversations and changing the colors of the ones I want to keep :P
- 13:51:57: RenzXVI: I didn't even know I could see the same color as the other person. Why does it need to be like that?
- 13:53:01: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: no idea but it's retarded
- 16:04:27: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: .
- 16:21:36: KINMUNE: Hello there, Snowy Khajiit!
- 16:21:46: Snowy Khajiit: TIL Gnolls seemingly exist in TES
- 16:21:49: Snowy Khajiit: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Gnoll_Mountain
- 16:22:23: Snowy Khajiit: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Gnoll's_Meeting_Camp
- 16:22:46: Snowy Khajiit: (Gnolls are humanoid Hyena people)
- 16:23:20: RenzXVI: hi
- 16:23:59: Snowy Khajiit: yo
- 16:44:35: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: lol
- 17:18:34: KINMUNE: Hello there, NCSaint!
- 18:11:06: Milliewhite40: O/
- 18:30:00: KINMUNE: Hello there, HighVelocityCactus!
- 18:30:13: RenzXVI: hi
- 18:30:19: RenzXVI: Interesting name
- 18:30:20: HighVelocityCactus: hi
- 18:30:24: HighVelocityCactus: thanks :P
- 18:31:26: HighVelocityCactus: playing DB questline right now
- 18:41:50: Tosh Raka: hey
- 18:41:56: RenzXVI: hi
- 18:51:32: KINMUNE: Hello there, Aquila2002!
- 18:51:45: Milliewhite40: Anyone wanna pm
- 18:53:24: Tosh Raka: the hell was that about
- 18:55:03: Milliewhite40: Byeeee
- 19:02:18: RenzXVI: That's just the most suspicious thing ever.
- 19:02:44: RenzXVI: Real-life equivalent: "Hey, wanna talk in a dark alley?"
- 19:19:38: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hello chat
- 19:19:45: RenzXVI: Hi
- 19:20:36: Nekyn Alb: Hi user
- 19:21:03: Nekyn Alb: Millie pm'd me once
- 19:21:10: Nekyn Alb: "Hey" or something
- 19:21:21: Nekyn Alb: I didn't see it until an hour later
- 19:23:17: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
- 19:23:29: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i don't think millie has ever pm'd me
- 19:27:03: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: O_O
- 19:27:12: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: Nekyn is here?
- 19:27:16: RenzXVI: lol
- 19:27:35: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: I don't see him in the sidebar
- 19:27:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: no, nekyn isn't here. i'm not here either.
- 19:27:53: RenzXVI: Millie is a weird one, he/she is a regular here but isn't exactly active. They mostly just says a phrase or two sometimes when other people are having conversations, that's it.
- 19:28:05: RenzXVI: BUt they pop in and out in here all day.
- 19:28:06: RenzXVI: every day
- 19:28:11: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: Millie watches MPGIS
- 19:28:11: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: and she links random stuff
- 19:29:34: RenzXVI: I doubt they're a troll, probably just weird. :p
- 19:29:46: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: same
- 19:30:00: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: wouldn't really mind if she stopped appearing though
- 19:30:05: RenzXVI: lolol
- 19:30:13: RenzXVI: The problem is they have a bad connection.
- 19:36:01: RenzXVI: He's also the guy that said he doesn't play TES games, right? Lol
- 19:36:20: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yes
- 19:36:46: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: why would someone come here if they don't play TES?
- 19:37:43: RenzXVI: At least Kitanai was talkative, she sorta kept chat alive during the times she was active.
- 19:37:53: RenzXVI: But not a TES player and sit here barely talking? :p
- 19:38:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: kitanai?
- 19:38:13: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: who's that?
- 19:38:31: RenzXVI: Some girl in here before Zoder was active.
- 19:38:55: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ah
- 19:39:02: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that was long ago though
- 19:39:07: RenzXVI: Yeah
- 19:39:09: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: haven't seen zoder in ages either
- 19:39:19: RenzXVI: Zoder still appears but rarely.
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