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  • 00:44:52: KINMUNE: Hello there, Jgrsoto!
  • 03:06:53: Zoder: Renz, how often are you here alone?
  • 03:08:00: Zoder: oh
  • 03:08:30: RenzXVI: I dunno.
  • 03:08:38: RenzXVI: Ashley and Finelia are often here after you leave.
  • 03:10:01: Zoder: They probably stake out chat and wait for my icon to disappear before they move in.
  • 03:10:07: RenzXVI: lol
  • 03:51:59: Zoder: Man, I just cannot win with this internet.
  • 04:19:39: Zoder: Hey Renz, have you seen Qah at all lately?
  • 04:19:51: Zoder: Don't know if you've noticed but I haven't been on for 4 months, oops.
  • 04:31:12: RenzXVI: Yeah, he was here just yesterday.
  • 04:31:27: RenzXVI: I was eating lunch.
  • 04:31:34: RenzXVI: He still drops by, more often than you. XD
  • 04:33:30: Zoder: Oh cool. I was afraid he quit. I'll have to keep an eye out for him.
  • 04:33:36: RenzXVI: We talked about Antman and stuff.
  • 04:33:40: Zoder: And for your information, I don't "drop" by.. I elegantly swing.
  • 04:33:41: RenzXVI: Why?
  • 04:33:44: RenzXVI: You love him now?
  • 04:33:49: RenzXVI: You swinger!
  • 04:34:02: RenzXVI: Swinging with Qahnaarin.
  • 04:34:21: Zoder: Yes, definitely.
  • 04:34:32: Zoder: I spent these last 4 months perfectly the best two person tire swing ever known to man.
  • 04:34:43: Zoder: perfecting*
  • 04:34:48: RenzXVI: lol
  • 04:34:57: Zoder: I swear I don't have this many typos anywhere besides this chat room.
  • 04:35:06: Zoder: Any other chat room? My english is on point.
  • 04:35:12: RenzXVI: I doubt that. XD
  • 04:35:13: Zoder: Here? I speak like I'm 6.
  • 04:35:27: Zoder: I think it's cursed.
  • 04:35:39: RenzXVI: No.
  • 04:35:56: RenzXVI: Because you like people here, you get butterflies in your tummy.
  • 04:35:57: Zoder: Oh?
  • 04:36:03: Zoder: Maybe it's just you.
  • 04:36:03: Zoder: Ooh.
  • 04:36:13: RenzXVI: O_o You like me too?
  • 04:36:28: Zoder: Aaaa lag made those replies come through late.
  • 04:36:31: RenzXVI: You dumped Qahnaarin so quickly.
  • 04:36:33: Zoder: I said "Maybe it's just you" before you said your message, I swear to god.
  • 04:36:40: RenzXVI: lol
  • 04:37:01: Zoder: Dumped him? Renz, honey, remember: I'm a swinger.
  • 04:37:11: RenzXVI: Ok. XD
  • 04:37:20: Zoder: I do this for a living.
  • 04:37:25: RenzXVI: But you called me honey anyway.
  • 04:37:50: Zoder: I don't like honey.
  • 04:37:54: Zoder: (:
  • 04:37:57: RenzXVI: lol
  • 04:40:47: RenzXVI: So how would you do your archery in... Where were you moving? New Jersey?
  • 04:41:04: Zoder: Wow, you pay close attention to detail, huh?
  • 04:41:14: Zoder: You got the "New" part right.
  • 04:41:32: RenzXVI: Yeah, but there's like 52 states with New in it.
  • 04:41:43: RenzXVI: Like New Zealand.
  • 04:42:02: Zoder: You're somehow an idiot.
  • 04:42:29: RenzXVI: No, I am a professional Zoder annoyer.
  • 04:42:43: Zoder: I'm not moving to New York City, I'm moving to New York STATE, which is actually kind of rural with plenty of land. I'll have lots of room for archery. Actually, we've got a house in mind and we're prepping to make an offer. It's got 37.5 acres.
  • 04:43:04: RenzXVI: But I said State.
  • 04:43:13: RenzXVI: I never said city. XD
  • 04:43:21: Zoder: but
  • 04:43:33: Zoder: You implied I'd be moving to a city by saying I'd have no room for archery.
  • 04:43:44: RenzXVI: Oh yeah.
  • 04:43:51: RenzXVI: So you can go back to shooting cows then.
  • 04:44:09: Zoder: Oh yay.
  • 04:44:21: RenzXVI: So you are really a farm person?
  • 04:44:35: Zoder: No.
  • 04:44:48: Zoder: I currently live in the state where the area code is slang for meth.
  • 04:44:54: Zoder: Can you guess?
  • 04:45:37: RenzXVI: Comlumbia
  • 04:45:45: RenzXVI: Can't spell.
  • 04:45:49: RenzXVI: You infectious.
  • 04:45:59: Zoder: Columbia*
  • 04:46:08: Zoder: Hey, you spelled infectious right. That's something.
  • 04:46:32: RenzXVI: I'll defenestrate you.
  • 04:46:53: Zoder: .. what?
  • 04:47:02: Zoder: I really don't know what word you're trying to spell right now.
  • 04:47:13: RenzXVI: I spelled it right.
  • 04:47:20: Zoder: oh wait
  • 04:47:27: Zoder: You're right, I forgot there's a word for throwing people out of windows.
  • 04:47:29: RenzXVI: I just used a word you don't know because your farmland has no tall buildings.
  • 04:48:10: Zoder: Yes, skyscrapers will most definitely improve my intellectual capacity.
  • 04:48:26: Zoder: So, will you throw me out of this tab?
  • 04:48:29: Zoder: ha get it
  • 04:48:43: RenzXVI: Nope.
  • 04:49:06: Zoder: Oh.
  • 04:50:55: Zoder: Fun fact: I haven't spoken in the TES discord chat.. once.
  • 04:51:14: RenzXVI: I know. XD
  • 04:52:07: Zoder: All I do is look at the ongoing conversation every once and awhile.
  • 04:52:52: RenzXVI: MOst people who go inactive here end up there but somehow, I suspect this chat still has more chatting going on with the few regulars. XD
  • 04:53:54: Zoder: I genuinely prefer this chat over the discord chat.
  • 04:54:16: Zoder: It's quieter most of the time.
  • 04:54:16: RenzXVI: lol
  • 04:54:24: RenzXVI: You mean this one?
  • 04:54:29: RenzXVI: Is quieter?
  • 04:54:33: Zoder: Yes.
  • 04:54:43: Zoder: That's.. what I said.
  • 04:54:51: Zoder: I think?
  • 04:54:53: Zoder: I'm losing my mind, sorry.
  • 04:54:59: RenzXVI: lol
  • 04:56:14: Zoder: Aw, damn.
  • 04:56:25: Zoder: I just realized my last conversation with Crus, which was again 4 months ago, was an argument.
  • 04:56:38: RenzXVI: You like arguing with people.
  • 04:56:43: RenzXVI: And criticizing them.
  • 04:56:47: Zoder: Unfortunately yes.
  • 04:56:49: RenzXVI: Lol
  • 04:56:52: Zoder: I always lose.
  • 04:56:56: RenzXVI: :p
  • 04:57:33: Zoder: In person, I have a sharp tongue. Online, I.. not so much.
  • 04:58:02: RenzXVI: So you are also worse in person? XD
  • 05:01:27: Zoder: Hmm.
  • 05:01:42: Zoder: Maybe.
  • 05:01:50: RenzXVI: lol
  • 05:11:16: RenzXVI: You need a weird boyfriend, Qahnaarin or Crus should be here.
  • 05:14:28: Zoder: Thanks, doctor.
  • 05:14:53: RenzXVI: lol
  • 05:15:07: RenzXVI: I am a Love Doctor now?
  • 05:16:05: Zoder: Yes. You're giving me my daily dosage of prescription boyfriends.
  • 05:16:18: RenzXVI: And you like that.
  • 05:16:42: RenzXVI: First thing you did here anyway was look for one of them.
  • 05:17:44: Zoder: I remember my first day.
  • 05:17:52: Zoder: It was not the best of days I've ever had.
  • 05:18:03: RenzXVI: What first day? Being on here?
  • 05:18:32: Zoder: Yes.
  • 05:18:41: Zoder: No, Renz, I'm remembering the day I was born.
  • 05:18:46: RenzXVI: Lol
  • 05:20:07: Zoder: It was a nice, peaceful summer day..
  • 05:22:40: RenzXVI: You were emo.
  • 05:23:25: Zoder: Pfft.
  • 05:24:30: Zoder: No, I was just severely sophisticated and depressed.
  • 05:24:32: Zoder: There is a difference.
  • 05:26:06: RenzXVI: Being severely sophisticated sounds sophisticated.
  • 05:27:13: Zoder: Yes, it is.
  • 05:27:14: Zoder: /me bows
  • 05:27:33: RenzXVI: I thought you said blows.
  • 05:28:53: Zoder: .. I wonder why?
  • 05:40:29: Zoder: Well, KIN, it looks like it's just us.
  • 05:41:28: Zoder: Oh.
  • 05:41:44: Zoder: Kind of looking forward to hanging out with KINMUNE but that's fine too.
  • 05:45:16: RenzXVI: The what?
  • 05:45:41: Zoder: You left.
  • 05:45:43: Zoder: Then returned.
  • 05:45:48: Zoder: Then left again.
  • 05:45:50: RenzXVI: Oh, my chat froze.
  • 05:45:51: Zoder: And now you're back.
  • 05:53:35: RenzXVI: Watch this and tell me if you get it and/or find it disturbing. https://streamable.com/etins
  • 05:54:35: Zoder: Can't.
  • 05:54:43: RenzXVI: What?
  • 05:55:01: Zoder: Me being me broke the plug of my headphones inside the jack, and so now I can't hear any sound.
  • 05:55:19: Zoder: I could plug the original headphones into the broken plug, but.. then the headphones broke.
  • 05:55:29: RenzXVI: Speakers
  • 05:56:47: Zoder: Bluetooth speakers I guess but I don't own any.
  • 05:57:39: RenzXVI: lol
  • 05:57:50: RenzXVI: Oh wait, it has no dialogue. Go ahead and watch it.
  • 05:58:01: Zoder: Oh, cool.
  • 06:05:58: Zoder: Sadly, that was disturbingly sweet.
  • 06:08:33: Zoder: She ate her dumpling son.
  • 06:08:45: Zoder: May he rest in peace.
  • 06:14:06: KINMUNE: Hello there, The Beautiful Princess Ashley!
  • 06:14:39: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: Hello there, KINMUNE!
  • 06:17:41: RenzXVI: Darn it. My chat froze again.
  • 06:20:24: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i hate when that happens
  • 06:20:51: Zoder: Aha, I knew it!
  • 06:21:06: Zoder: Ashley deliberately stakes out chat for hours, waiting for me to leave, before she strikes.
  • 06:21:08: RenzXVI: Zoder, the dumpling was imaginary. XD
  • 06:21:13: RenzXVI: lol
  • 06:21:14: Zoder: I'm aware.
  • 06:21:20: Zoder: She was coping with her son leaving her.
  • 06:21:31: Zoder: She was lonely because her husband gave her little appreciation.
  • 06:21:41: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
  • 06:21:44: Zoder: And she missed her only child, who grew up and went on with life.
  • 06:22:37: Zoder: But that's besides the point.
  • 06:22:45: Zoder: The POINT IS, that Ashley is a spy.
  • 06:23:15: RenzXVI: lol
  • 06:23:36: RenzXVI: The kid just grew up too fast.
  • 06:23:43: RenzXVI: And parents are overly attached.
  • 06:24:05: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: who am i spying for then?
  • 06:24:16: Zoder: Mothers particularly have trouble letting go of their children.
  • 06:24:18: RenzXVI: For Qahnaarin and Crusader.
  • 06:24:20: Zoder: ^
  • 06:24:23: RenzXVI: Zoder's love interests.
  • 06:24:31: Zoder: According to Renz, my love doctor.
  • 06:24:52: RenzXVI: Zoder mostly only comes on chat to look for them.
  • 06:25:20: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: qah is zoder's love interest?
  • 06:25:29: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i knew about crusader, but qah too?
  • 06:25:44: Zoder: I haven't been on for 4 months, as you know, and earlier tonight I asked if Renz has seen Qah lately.
  • 06:25:49: RenzXVI: They went inactive almost the same time.
  • 06:25:51: Zoder: Renz jumped to this conclusion on his own.
  • 06:26:23: Zoder: Yes, I went inactive to pursue Qah. I searched all over Michigan.
  • 06:26:29: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
  • 06:27:33: Zoder: Unfortunately I just found a ton of angry guys who worked for car companies yelling about how much they hate Ohio.
  • 06:27:47: RenzXVI: Oreos are nice.
  • 06:30:33: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that's totally relevant
  • 06:30:41: Zoder: Totally.
  • 06:32:21: RenzXVI: If you had the power to kill anyone just by making a gun shape with your hand and fingers and saying Pew-pew-pew, would you be using your powers often? The catch is that you have to yell pew-pew-pew and a magical ring of light glows around you, on the floor, while you are shouting.
  • 06:33:19: Zoder: But since you're a mystical being and you don't actually have a weapon, will you be prosecuted? I mean, the glowing would obviously draw attention, but would anyone really believe you shot someone with your fingers?
  • 06:33:28: Zoder: I'd use that power all the time if I could get away with it.
  • 06:33:34: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i'd have about as much use for that as for an actual gun. none whatsoever.
  • 06:33:45: RenzXVI: That's why it's interesting, if you could use it or not.
  • 06:34:06: Zoder: Wait.
  • 06:34:16: Zoder: Is the use of your fingers an instant kill, or is it like any real gun?
  • 06:34:23: Zoder: You can merely injure a person severely?
  • 06:34:33: RenzXVI: Yeah, I guess injure someone.
  • 06:34:44: RenzXVI: And objects
  • 06:34:54: RenzXVI: That would be fun.
  • 06:34:57: Zoder: Ooh, so I can shoot things with my epic fingers.
  • 06:35:02: RenzXVI: But still, you can't be around people though.
  • 06:35:07: Zoder: Great. I'd definitely use that frequently.
  • 06:35:17: RenzXVI: I would too, if I was sure I was alone.
  • 06:35:25: RenzXVI: And no cameras. XD
  • 06:35:29: Zoder: You mean I'd be chased by a mob and hung if anyone knew I was practicing witchcraft?
  • 06:35:38: RenzXVI: lol
  • 06:35:45: RenzXVI: Voodoo hitman
  • 06:36:08: Zoder: I could pull that off.
  • 06:43:36: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i'm off to play oblivion, ping if needed
  • 06:47:07: Zoder: Have fun.
  • 07:37:44: RenzXVI: Lol what https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8y3k06/what_nonsexual_thing_makes_you_uncontrollably/ the comments on these.
  • 08:47:59: KINMUNE: Hello there, TheBretonMage!
  • 08:48:05: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
  • 08:48:13: RenzXVI: Hi
  • 08:48:13: TheBretonMage: Hi kimmune
  • 08:48:18: TheBretonMage: bye kimmune
  • 08:48:28: TheBretonMage: Wait
  • 08:48:43: TheBretonMage: Bye kinmune
  • 08:49:20: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ?
  • 08:49:23: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: kin is still here
  • 15:21:35: KINMUNE: Hello there, Sans Undertale2001!
  • 15:21:40: Sans Undertale2001: Hi
  • 15:21:52: Sans Undertale2001: My name is Sans Undertale2001
  • 15:22:07: Sans Undertale2001: I like Undertale
  • 15:22:26: Sans Undertale2001: And Sr Pelo
  • 16:17:09: KINMUNE: Hello there, AzzyTheMLGpro!
  • 16:19:26: AzzyTheMLGpro: [[User: Sans Undertale2001]]
  • 18:14:25: KINMUNE: Hello there, KathyK2002!
  • 18:16:24: KathyK2002: Hey! I am on the X-box 360, I am searching for all the stones of barenziah and i am trying to get the silver lining quest, I went to the silver blood inn and Endon wasn't there.. Where is he?
  • 22:20:19: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi zoder
  • 22:21:44: Zoder: Hello.
  • 22:21:51: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what's up?
  • 22:23:27: Zoder: Nothing much. You?
  • 22:24:00: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: just went to my cousin's ballet performance
  • 22:26:53: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it was beautiful
  • 22:31:22: Zoder: Oh, cool. Ballet is a beautiful art.
  • 22:35:48: Qahnaarin1997: Oh fuck
  • 22:35:50: Qahnaarin1997: It's Zod
  • 22:36:14: Qahnaarin1997: /me punches KINMUNE
  • 22:36:15: KINMUNE: Krii Lun Aus!
  • 22:37:32: Zoder: Oh.
  • 22:38:47: Nekyn Alb: What a weird chain of reactions
  • 22:39:11: Nekyn Alb: Understandable though, I, too, wish to punch something when I see Zoder
  • 22:39:45: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: lol
  • 22:40:44: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i'm normally not really into ballet, this time, i really enjoyed it
  • 22:40:55: Zoder: No matter how much I plead, people just won't punch me.
  • 22:41:06: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: /me punches zoder
  • 22:41:46: Nekyn Alb: Violencia!
  • 22:41:53: Nekyn Alb: I'll call the cyber-cops
  • 22:41:57: Nekyn Alb: or the bully hunters
  • 22:42:04: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: /me punches nekyn too
  • 22:43:35: Nekyn Alb: /me makes owie
  • 22:45:04: Qahnaarin1997: Oh no
  • 22:45:10: Qahnaarin1997: the bully hunters are coming
  • 22:45:21: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: /me punches qah
  • 22:45:24: Qahnaarin1997: Should I mess up their queue cards, oh wait
  • 22:45:30: Qahnaarin1997: They did that themselves
  • 22:45:42: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: /me punches KINMUNE for the sake of completion
  • 22:45:58: Qahnaarin1997: /me punches KINMUNE
  • 22:46:00: KINMUNE: Kaan Drem Ov!
  • 22:47:38: Nekyn Alb: /me welcomes Zoder
  • 22:47:43: Nekyn Alb: M'punchingbag
  • 22:48:21: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: /me leaves bc it's 00:48 in her country and she needs sleep
  • 22:49:10: Nekyn Alb: weakling
  • 22:57:32: Zoder: Wow.
  • 23:02:39: Zoder: The quality of my internet connection has failed me yet again, KINMUNE. Everyone left within the ten minutes I was bludgeoning my router with a cucumber.
  • 23:06:28: RenzXVI: Lol Zoder, did you miss Qahnaarin? It looks like he was here earlier and a bunch more other people but you missed them all?
  • 23:13:56: Zoder: A minute or two after Qah got here, my internet decided that it was about time it jumped off a bridge. While I was busy fishing it from the river and trying to put Humpty Dumpty back together again, everyone left. Ashley, Qah, Nekyn. Everyone.
  • 23:15:02: Zoder: Even when I win I still lose.
  • 23:15:29: RenzXVI: lol
  • 23:15:41: RenzXVI: So you were here when they arrive then left.
  • 23:39:52: Zoder: Yep, pretty much.
  • 23:40:24: Zoder: You'll be happy to know, by the way, that I'm eating chicken and rice.
  • 23:40:42: RenzXVI: WHy would I be happy? I don't have chicken and rice.
  • 23:44:11: Zoder: But you like chicken and rice, right?
  • 23:44:17: RenzXVI: yeah
  • 23:44:30: Zoder: Then you should be happy for me.
  • 23:45:03: RenzXVI: I assume you like Chicken and Rice?
  • 23:45:16: Zoder: Yes.
  • 23:45:27: Zoder: wait
  • 23:45:43: Zoder: Why are those words capitalized?
  • 23:45:58: RenzXVI: I have no idea.
  • 23:46:33: Zoder: Mm.
  • 23:46:43: Zoder: Suspicious.
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