02:08:08: RenzXVI: I have a craving for spam. The food.
02:08:32: RenzXVI: Do you have pigs in your land?
02:09:15: Zoder: "in your land"
02:09:22: Zoder: Yes, we Americans have pigs.
02:09:31: RenzXVI: But you are farm person
02:09:41: Zoder: Where I grew up, we didn't just have pigs.. we had razorbacks.
02:10:00: Zoder: I didn't grow up on a farm.
02:10:25: RenzXVI: You said you have a large land, your new one will be acres too. So what do you put in it? Llamas?
02:10:30: RenzXVI: Corn?
02:10:46: Zoder: I don't have a large amount of space right now, I said I will.
02:10:57: Zoder: I have less space than the average person, actually.
02:11:01: RenzXVI: lol
02:11:11: RenzXVI: So you live under the stairs like Harry Potter?
02:12:52: Zoder: Here's the gist because you're so bad at listening: I currently live in a land locked, mostly rural state. I do not own or live in a house. My great aunt who signed a letter saying she hated my grandmother, my mother and uncle when they were kids and didn't want anything to do with them suddenly feels really bad. So, being that she's kind of rich, she decided to buy us a house in New York (state). I will soon live in a house with plenty of land, but I do not currently have land.
02:13:20: Zoder: And. I. Am. Not. A. Farmer.
02:14:00: RenzXVI: I don't think I said you were a farmer, I just said you are a farm person. XD
02:14:18: RenzXVI: And what, you have no house right now? Are you a hobo? XD
02:14:23: RenzXVI: Or live in a barn.
02:14:29: Zoder: No.
02:14:31: Zoder: I do live in.. something.
02:15:29: Zoder: Oh, my apologies. I misread what you said. Yes, I am a farm person, which is in no way related to being a farm. I do not own a farm, work on a farm, know people who own farms, or have ever helped a female cow deliver her child.. but yes, I am a farm person.
02:15:48: RenzXVI: lol
02:17:00: RenzXVI: And you mean calf.
02:17:50: Zoder: Technically a child can be a "son or daughter of any age."
02:17:52: RenzXVI: Unless the cow child was you.
02:17:58: Zoder: Oh.
02:18:00: Zoder: Nice one.
02:18:04: Zoder: Unfortunately I am not a cow.
02:18:09: Zoder: I'd actually prefer to be a cow.
02:18:14: Zoder: Then I could be legally slaughtered.
02:18:25: RenzXVI: I thought you were gonna say milked
02:19:55: Zoder: I honestly don't understand how some women like being milked.
02:20:02: Zoder: It seems so strange to me.
02:20:03: RenzXVI: Lol what.
02:20:09: Zoder: yes
02:20:22: Zoder: It's apparently a sensation that a small group of women actually like experiencing.
02:20:23: RenzXVI: Get kids first.
02:22:02: Zoder: I don't want kids.
02:22:19: RenzXVI: A lot of people say that. Then they get 6 kids at 16.
02:22:38: Zoder: Too many kids already in the world. Why would I force more people to live this terrible reality? I'd prefer to remain an egg.
02:22:48: RenzXVI: An egg?
02:23:05: Zoder: Human beings start as eggs.
02:23:10: Zoder: .. you know this right
02:23:26: RenzXVI: You are not an egg. You are a fetus baby.
02:23:53: Zoder: Renz..
02:24:20: Zoder: All human beings begin as eggs. When a sperm meets an egg, it becomes fertilized and immediately begins construction.
02:24:37: Zoder: You aren't technically alive until the sperm meets the egg though. Before that you're just a lifeless piece of potential.
02:24:40: RenzXVI: You aren't a monkey anymore either. XD
02:25:18: Zoder: .. right.
02:25:40: Zoder: Did you ever take sex ed?
02:26:00: RenzXVI: I didn't deny people come from eggs. I just said you aren't one anymore.
02:26:37: Zoder: What I said was that I'd prefer to remain an egg- as in, a lifeless ball. I don't want to remain a fetus forever.
02:27:28: RenzXVI: Get frozen in carbonite.
02:27:43: Zoder: Ooo, good idea.
02:27:56: RenzXVI: WHy are you so emo? XD
02:28:03: Zoder: I'll be Han Solo in microscopic, undeveloped form.
02:28:27: Zoder: "Emo" stands for emotional. I am not emotional.
02:28:37: RenzXVI: Of course, you are.
02:28:52: Zoder: Never.
02:29:06: RenzXVI: Alright, if that's what you FEEL. XD
02:29:55: Zoder: .. don't make me virtually hit you.
02:30:17: RenzXVI: You often hit on me already. Like with Qah and Crus.
02:31:21: Zoder: /me punches Renz
02:31:51: Zoder: You like that, huh? B)
02:32:10: RenzXVI: If it makes you feel better. :D
02:32:57: Zoder: Thanks, I really need your pity.
03:17:22: Zoder: There's a frog or something that is directly outside my window, but it's so loud that it sounds like it's in my room, and it's very annoying.
03:17:32: Zoder: As in, more annoying than you. I know, hard to believe.
03:17:41: RenzXVI: Lol
03:17:48: RenzXVI: Why are you not sure what it is?
03:17:52: RenzXVI: Are you afraid of it?
03:18:04: Zoder: No, I just can't see it.
03:18:18: Zoder: It sounds like a frog but kind of not at the same time?
03:18:41: Zoder: The sound it's making is the only thing telling me what it is.
03:19:05: RenzXVI: How does a frog not sound like a frog? What could sound like a frog?
03:19:12: RenzXVI: A cricket?
03:20:14: Zoder: Yes, or a cicada.
03:26:37: RenzXVI: https://imgur.com/gallery/vdPpN4g wow.
03:29:22: Zoder: Wow indeed.
03:29:37: RenzXVI: Now I am having second thoughts leaving my laptop unguarded.
03:30:55: Zoder: As far as I know, MOST laptops don't randomly explode.
03:31:06: Zoder: So I think you'll be okay.
03:31:09: RenzXVI: lol
03:32:03: Zoder: Damn. I really want to know what caused the issue now.
03:32:16: Zoder: Was is really the charger that did it, or was that simply the assumption?
03:33:59: RenzXVI: Ghosts did it.
03:37:12: Zoder: Right.
03:38:07: Zoder: Definitely not an overloaded system or anything.
03:38:13: Zoder: Definitely not too many things plugged in.
03:38:28: Zoder: Definitely a haunting from the old office manager who fell into the copying machine.
03:41:33: RenzXVI: That is you https://i.imgur.com/hXCVNiV.jpg
03:44:01: Zoder: And you are the cow.
03:44:30: RenzXVI: Wow, you want me to be doing that to you? XD
03:45:50: Zoder: I'm oblivious to the fact that you're trying to stick your very long and sickly looking tongue in my ear. As soon as I notice, you'll be licking my fist.
04:31:25: Zoder: Hey Renz? If you were any type of shoe, what type of shoe would you be?
04:41:55: RenzXVI: Combat Boots
04:42:36: Zoder: Good choice.
04:42:46: RenzXVI: I was eating lightly fried fish filets.
04:42:55: Zoder: I would be a black leather, steel toed boot.
04:42:55: Zoder: Ya know, perfect for kicking people.
04:43:25: RenzXVI: I hate steel toed boots.
04:43:53: RenzXVI: My Demonia Reaper 30 boots have that and it sucks. Causes scuff marks a lot and isn't so comfortable.
04:44:11: RenzXVI: Also makes the thing hard to fit in the shoe thingies when you go horseback riding.
04:44:24: Zoder: But.. perfect for kicking people.
04:44:29: Zoder: No pain no gain.
04:48:41: RenzXVI: What is this? What's happening here, explain it to me! https://i.imgur.com/069JwYH.gif
04:50:00: Zoder: Uh
04:50:39: Zoder: It.. looks like.. a block of jelly.. was dropped onto a piece of wood.. and it bounced?
04:50:55: RenzXVI: Good enough.
04:51:44: RenzXVI: I can't stop watching it.
04:55:58: Zoder: .. are you still watching it, Renz?
04:56:23: RenzXVI: No, watching Despicable Me 3/
04:56:42: Zoder: Pfft.
04:56:50: RenzXVI: Continuing to watch it. My lunch break interrupted. :p
04:57:09: RenzXVI: I posted this an hour ago and I like people's reaction to it https://imgur.com/gallery/maiLY7l
04:57:11: Zoder: What time is it?
04:57:16: RenzXVI: 1 pm
04:57:39: Zoder: Mm.
04:58:28: Zoder: I'm unsure if I'm 11 hours ahead of you or 13 hours behind you. What day is it?
05:01:02: RenzXVI: Friday https://i.imgur.com/0C8qBp1.png
05:02:25: Zoder: 13 hours ahead of me.
05:02:25: Zoder: Awesome.
05:58:10: Zoder: Renz!
05:58:33: RenzXVI: hi
05:59:04: Zoder: What are you doing?
05:59:16: RenzXVI: Practicing my fidget stool skills.
06:00:42: Zoder: What are you doing?
06:00:52: Zoder: oh damn
06:00:52: Zoder: Sorry, wifi.
06:00:56: RenzXVI: lol
06:02:44: Zoder: Fidget stool?
06:02:45: RenzXVI: I am surprised you aren't asking.
06:02:49: RenzXVI: Ooops, too slow.
06:02:54: RenzXVI: I'll explain later.
06:02:57: RenzXVI: With evidence. XD
06:03:29: Zoder: I was looking it up before I posed the question.
06:03:39: RenzXVI: Did you find something?
06:03:55: Zoder: Sort of.
06:04:23: RenzXVI: All I see are regular stools.
06:10:26: RenzXVI: I'll give you a stool sample in a few minutes.
06:10:44: RenzXVI: I mean a sample of the stool.
06:11:06: Zoder: I really would rather you keep your stool sample.
06:13:06: RenzXVI: I am gonna make a meme. XD
06:15:05: Zoder: Yay, fun.
06:21:16: Zoder: Hey Ashley.
06:21:22: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: morning
06:21:50: Zoder: What time is it?
06:23:24: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: 08:23 here
06:23:46: Zoder: Friday?
06:23:47: RenzXVI: Zoder is a timelord
06:24:05: Zoder: I need to know these things.
06:24:12: Zoder: I've determined Renz is 13 hours behind me.
06:25:28: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: friday, yeah
06:25:38: RenzXVI: Yeah, in just 13 hours more, I'll be outside your window.
06:25:56: Zoder: You are 7 hours ahead of me then.
06:26:23: Zoder: What time is for you again, Renz?
06:26:31: Zoder: Kind of second guessing my calculations, needing confirmation.
06:26:36: RenzXVI: 2:30 pm
06:26:44: RenzXVI: I have a mayonnaise and onion sandwich.
06:26:46: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: weird that renz is behind you, bc the date line runs somewhere through the pacific
06:26:50: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: he should be ahead
06:27:04: RenzXVI: Wait. Yeah, I actually am ahead.
06:27:09: RenzXVI: She said it wrong!
06:27:47: Zoder: You're right.
06:28:13: Zoder: My brain is broken, my apologies.
06:28:36: Zoder: You are 11 hours ahead of me, not 13 hours behind.
06:28:43: Zoder: My brain had things backwards.
06:58:42: KINMUNE: Hello there, Pyandonean Huntsman!
06:59:16: Pyandonean Huntsman: This is weird, I've never used chat before
06:59:47: RenzXVI: hi
06:59:47: Zoder: Welcome.
06:59:57: RenzXVI: I've used dozens of chats before.
07:00:53: Pyandonean Huntsman: Well this is cool and confusing. Hooray for something new to get used to if I can be bothered! :D
07:01:04: Zoder: Hooray!
07:01:51: Zoder: Chat is pretty cool, if you give it a chance. We have moots here every other Saturday, those are fun to attend, and we often have off topic but interesting discussions brewing.
07:02:42: RenzXVI: I often miss those now.
07:02:51: RenzXVI: A few years ago, I always attended them.
07:03:48: Zoder: You're getting up in years Renz, it's okay.
07:03:55: Zoder: Nobody expects you to be what you used to be.
07:04:08: RenzXVI: lol
07:07:14: Zoder: Is it me?
07:08:48: RenzXVI: You are what?
07:09:16: Zoder: Is that why they left?
07:09:19: Zoder: Am I too scary?
07:09:35: RenzXVI: Yes
07:09:44: Zoder: Oh..
07:10:14: RenzXVI: He doesn't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days per month but doesn't die.
07:12:16: Zoder: Back in the old days, women were banished to the woods when they got their period because men because it was evil magic.
07:12:24: Zoder: believed* not because
07:12:42: RenzXVI: lol
07:13:04: Zoder: also ouch
07:18:07: RenzXVI: What I said was a Southpark reference
07:18:42: Zoder: I only watch South Park occasionally.
07:20:00: Zoder: Some of it's content is enjoyable but I find it a little vulgar sometimes.
07:20:16: Zoder: Most of the time I just watch The Office.
07:20:56: RenzXVI: I've been wanting to try that. And Silicon Valley or whatever the title is.
07:21:03: RenzXVI: Just looking for nerd shows.
07:22:21: Zoder: The Office is a good show. It's funny and has some story to it at the same time.
07:22:32: Zoder: Keep your eye on Michael Scott. He's gold.
07:36:58: Zoder: I should go.
07:37:01: Zoder: Don't die or anything.
07:37:04: RenzXVI: bye
07:37:17: RenzXVI: You'll see the fidget stool tomorrow
07:37:25: Zoder: Yes please.
09:48:16: RenzXVI: Hi
09:48:17: RenzXVI: https://i.imgur.com/xxVb2e7.jpg
09:53:39: RenzXVI: https://i.imgur.com/gPERAyj.jpg
09:55:50: RenzXVI: https://i.imgur.com/G3X4xFK.jpg
09:55:55: RenzXVI: dinner. brb
16:53:46: KINMUNE: Hello there, TheKorraFanatic!
16:53:52: TheKorraFanatic: o/
17:04:43: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
18:31:15: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: .
20:31:11: KINMUNE: Hello there, "Black Star" Stalken!
22:51:29: RenzXVI: Zoder! https://i.imgur.com/xxVb2e7.jpg
23:48:53: Zoder: Renz!
23:50:01: RenzXVI: hi
23:57:54: RenzXVI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcYoIi8Az7A
23:57:56: KINMUNE: Dark Fortress - The Silver Gate
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