• 00:01:15: RenzXVI: lol
  • 00:02:35: Zoder: "The Khajiit in the Hide Hat" --> "The Cat in the Hat"
  • 00:02:54: RenzXVI: Yeah
  • 00:14:00: Zoder: So, how was your day?
  • 00:15:40: RenzXVI: Good.
  • 00:15:57: RenzXVI: I was thinking about starting to wear hats when I take the kid to school.
  • 00:16:01: RenzXVI: Because it's too sunny.
  • 00:16:10: RenzXVI: I mostly dislike hats.
  • 00:16:26: RenzXVI: I have a Fedora and a Shell baseball cap.
  • 00:19:39: Zoder: When I was little, my uncle bought me a pink Fedora.. and my 16 year old brother stole it so he could create a Facebook group about Fedoras.
  • 00:19:59: RenzXVI: Is he gay?
  • 00:20:45: Zoder: No. It was an inside joke with him and his friends; they pretended to adore Fedoras while secretly hating them with a passion.
  • 00:21:00: RenzXVI: So he's secretly gay
  • 00:21:12: Zoder: Yep.
  • 00:22:28: Zoder: Oh, fun fact: my 6 pound female cat is being spayed tonight. Picking her up in the morning.
  • 00:25:18: RenzXVI: what is spayed?
  • 00:27:27: BosmerBossElf: whats up
  • 00:28:07: Zoder: You.. you're kidding, Renz.
  • 00:28:15: Zoder: And, hello Bosmer.
  • 00:28:47: BosmerBossElf: hi
  • 00:29:04: RenzXVI: Ok, I dictionaried it. I wasn't kidding. I've never heard of anyone spaying pets here.
  • 00:29:30: RenzXVI: People don't even go to vets, only rich fancy pants people do that.
  • 00:29:52: Zoder: Wow. Well, to spay means to remove the ovaries of a female.. animal.. thus preventing reproduction.
  • 00:30:14: RenzXVI: Yeah, so what do they replace it with?
  • 00:30:29: BosmerBossElf: so your getting her nuetered
  • 00:30:56: RenzXVI: No, spayed. Like the Ace of Spayeds.
  • 00:30:57: Zoder: Nothing. There's no reason to replace them. Removing the ovaries prevents the animal from getting her period, going into high, and having babies.
  • 00:31:06: Zoder: oh
  • 00:31:08: Zoder: Ha.
  • 00:31:10: Zoder: Ha ha.
  • 00:31:22: Zoder: "going into high"
  • 00:31:24: Zoder: I meant heat.
  • 00:31:29: RenzXVI: WOuldn't her insides jiggle if there's a void?
  • 00:31:42: RenzXVI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4
  • 00:31:45: KINMUNE: Motörhead - Ace Of Spades
  • 00:32:53: Zoder: .. no.
  • 00:33:03: Zoder: Oh, I almost forgot. They remove the uterus too.
  • 00:33:58: BosmerBossElf: that must be painful
  • 00:34:05: RenzXVI: That's interesting. So does your cat get thinner?
  • 00:34:11: RenzXVI: Maybe they look lumpy or something.
  • 00:34:23: RenzXVI: Or the skin sags and dangles lol
  • 00:34:26: Zoder: Neutering, even though it means "an animal lacking reproductive organs, or having them removed" is used to refer male animals. Their surgery is a lot more simple. Ahem *snip snip.*
  • 00:35:12: BosmerBossElf: my dog got neutered last year
  • 00:35:26: Zoder: You have to remember that the reproductive organs in a cat are very small. Removing those few things doesn't cause any noticeable difference, although it can solve behavior issues such as spraying.
  • 00:36:06: Zoder: My dog will be neutered soon. We haven't done it yet simply because it's never been a problem, but now he's begun to run away, so.
  • 00:36:26: RenzXVI: spraying lol
  • 00:36:50: BosmerBossElf: when my dog got home after being neutered he diddnt go out for 2 days straight
  • 00:36:52: RenzXVI: Maybe he just can't tolerate you anymore.
  • 00:38:14: Zoder: That's probably true. He lives with two very annoying felines.
  • 00:38:45: BosmerBossElf: although this conversation is quite interusting (weird) i have to go
  • 00:38:48: BosmerBossElf: peace
  • 00:39:28: RenzXVI: So you and the cat?
  • 00:41:35: Zoder: Make that three very annoying felines.
  • 00:50:36: KINMUNE: Hello there, CatholicPrincess15!
  • 00:50:45: RenzXVI: hi
  • 00:50:59: RenzXVI: So Zoder, the cats pick on the dog?
  • 00:51:08: CatholicPrincess15: Hi!
  • 00:51:38: Zoder: No, but he's lonely I'm sure. It's just three busy humans and two cats. It can't be a very fun life.
  • 00:51:40: Zoder: Hello.
  • 00:52:05: RenzXVI: So get a husky.
  • 00:53:17: Zoder: We actually do need to get a cattle dog to protect our future chickens.
  • 00:53:37: RenzXVI: Wow, that's the most farmer sounding thing you've ever said.
  • 00:53:49: Zoder: I may be a New Yorker now, but we might as well still live in the south. We're got some hardcore rednecks out here.
  • 00:53:57: Zoder: And.. thank you?
  • 00:54:11: RenzXVI: So a Sheep Dog?
  • 00:54:23: RenzXVI: I doubt there's a Chicken Dog.
  • 00:55:14: Zoder: We're still researching which dog breed would be best. There are actually breeds of dog that will bond with the chickens and protect them with their life. They'll follow the chickens around, sleep with them, eat with them- so basically.. a Chicken Dog.
  • 00:55:41: RenzXVI: lol
  • 00:55:59: RenzXVI: What preys on chickens in New York?
  • 00:56:29: Zoder: Foxes, mostly.
  • 00:56:51: RenzXVI: oh
  • 00:56:51: Zoder: Sometimes even birds of prey, such as hawks.
  • 00:57:10: RenzXVI: And that iconic American Eagle?
  • 00:57:43: RenzXVI: It shoots flagpoles out of its eyes and impales prey with patriotism.
  • 00:57:45: Zoder: Yeah, I guess that too.
  • 00:57:59: Zoder: I've actually seen that happen.
  • 00:58:08: RenzXVI: lol
  • 00:58:56: Zoder: So there's this black bear, right, wreaking havoc via fire upon the state of Kentucky, and our lord and savior American Eagle swoops in and starts firing flag spears and suddenly everyone is okay.
  • 00:59:00: Zoder: True story.
  • 00:59:35: RenzXVI: Like an animal version of Chuck Norris.
  • 01:00:38: Zoder: Exactly.
  • 01:12:14: Zoder: I'd better go, I have school in the morning. Night.
  • 01:12:19: RenzXVI: bye
  • 02:02:42: Josetrujillo: Sap fuckers
  • 04:32:54: KINMUNE: Hello there, CadeRaid15!
  • 07:30:31: RenzXVI: hi
  • 07:45:32: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
  • 18:10:31: KINMUNE: Hello there, Ralvz'jeshka Shakaraph!
  • 18:49:00: The Khajiit in the Hide Hat: hi yall
  • 19:41:07: Josetrujillo: Mon calamari crusader ready!
  • 19:41:20: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: que?
  • 19:41:30: Josetrujillo: ?
  • 19:41:54: Josetrujillo: why are you talking in taco?
  • 19:42:07: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: los grandos jalapeños
  • 19:42:22: Josetrujillo: yup, that's taco
  • 19:43:57: Josetrujillo: ashley
  • 19:44:06: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: yeah?
  • 19:44:55: Josetrujillo: what are u, a mariachi? XD
  • 19:45:12: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what's that?
  • 19:45:25: Josetrujillo: no idea
  • 19:45:32: Josetrujillo: its what taco said every time
  • 19:46:50: Josetrujillo: and what are you doing?
  • 19:47:04: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: learning japanese
  • 19:47:41: Josetrujillo: Excuse me, nani the fuck?
  • 21:26:32: Nekyn Alb: Hey
  • 21:27:32: BosmerBossElf: whats up
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