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  • 01:08:30: RenzXVI: Hi Zoder.
  • 01:08:56: RenzXVI: Yesterday, I witnessed a car being attacked by a swarm of tiny flowers, it was horrifying! https://i.imgur.com/UWbwmgm.jpg
  • 01:17:03: Zoder: I can't believe you found that big enough of a deal to take a picture of it.
  • 01:17:27: RenzXVI: I am practicing.
  • 01:19:11: RenzXVI: I also took a pic of this gigantic coily thingy roll. https://i.imgur.com/XzKWNQE.jpg
  • 01:19:23: Zoder: Is that your shadow?
  • 01:20:18: RenzXVI: Here's a decapitated tree oozing sap blood. https://i.imgur.com/plInvt8.jpg
  • 01:22:03: RenzXVI: And these professional idiots https://i.imgur.com/AUHwUo7.jpg
  • 01:25:00: Zoder: You really need to work on lighting.
  • 01:25:14: RenzXVI: No, I know you like seeing my shadow.
  • 01:25:26: RenzXVI: I am trying to be discreet.
  • 01:25:31: RenzXVI: And I take the pics while walking.
  • 01:25:39: RenzXVI: Which is why I need practice.
  • 01:27:29: Zoder: Lighting is everything in photos, trust me. If you can take pictures during either sunrise, sunset, or most preferably twilight, half of the battle is over. Getting flare is always a nice touch too. And if you can manipulate the focus, you're going to have a damn nice picture.
  • 01:27:57: Zoder: It's actually pretty easy to take nice photos with your phone nowadays. Once upon a time, photography was a real craft. Now there's no money in the art because anyone can do it, which is sad.
  • 01:27:59: RenzXVI: I know, but the problem is I can't move around or add a flash when I am trying to be discreet.
  • 01:29:18: Zoder: You don't want to use flash outside. Ruins the natural lighting completely. Just go fetch a bulky professional camera and nobody will bother you about it.
  • 01:29:46: RenzXVI: Not if I am taking pics of other people's property, or the people themselves lol
  • 01:30:35: Zoder: Then go take pictures of nature instead.
  • 01:30:47: Zoder: Take some nice close-ups of spiders in their webs.
  • 01:30:54: RenzXVI: Yeah, like the flower and the stump
  • 01:31:35: RenzXVI: If only my camera wasn't so blurry.
  • 01:31:46: Zoder: The stump was an interesting photo. Do you have any parks nearby?
  • 01:31:53: RenzXVI: No
  • 01:32:04: RenzXVI: People are murdering the trees in the neighborhood.
  • 01:33:01: Zoder: That's depressing.
  • 01:37:29: Zoder: Well, then go take pictures of cats. They're always very majestic.
  • 01:39:04: RenzXVI: Lol nah.
  • 01:40:52: Zoder: I just realized you said I like seeing your shadow.
  • 01:40:59: Zoder: Give me a moment to think of a sly remark.
  • 01:41:01: RenzXVI: So you admit!
  • 01:44:25: Zoder: No! Your shadow repulses me to such a degree that I might actually throw-up on your already terrible photos.
  • 01:45:13: RenzXVI: Good, that means I don't have to take photos of your vomit.
  • 01:53:44: Zoder: Why would you want that any way?
  • 01:54:43: RenzXVI: To know what you ate.
  • 02:03:57: Zoder: Speaking of eating, did you consume anything really exotic today?
  • 02:09:06: RenzXVI: I only ate noodles so far.
  • 02:12:53: Zoder: Boring. You're Asian, you're supposed to eat interesting things.
  • 02:13:42: RenzXVI: But all I had was breakfast for now.
  • 02:20:12: Zoder: I forget how early it is over there.
  • 02:20:29: Zoder: It's late here, so I'd best go. Let me know if you eat anything else worth noting. Night.
  • 03:33:18: KINMUNE: Hello there, HermaeusMora1!
  • 03:33:35: HermaeusMora1: greetings Mortals
  • 03:38:33: KINMUNE: Hello there, Malacaththegreat!
  • 03:38:47: Malacaththegreat: I AM MALACATH
  • 03:38:50: Malacaththegreat: FUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
  • 03:38:54: HermaeusMora1: Greetings Malacath
  • 03:41:29: Malacaththegreat: you mortal spell meh nem ronge
  • 03:41:44: HermaeusMora1: muahahahah
  • 03:45:09: Malacaththegreat: so HEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMAAAAAAAAEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • 03:45:26: HermaeusMora1: hmphmphmhjhjhj Malacatch is weak boy
  • 03:45:30: HermaeusMora1: just like sheep
  • 03:45:31: Malacaththegreat: whats up my average daedric prince
  • 03:45:34: HermaeusMora1: i am its shephard
  • 03:45:41: HermaeusMora1: judjudjdjk\d\kdk\dk\dk\d\d\\
  • 03:45:41: Malacaththegreat: B B B B B B B B B B BB B B BULLSHIT
  • 03:50:50: RenzXVI: Stop spamming
  • 03:51:21: High Goddess Venus-Afrodite-Finelia: ello :3
  • 19:34:00: KINMUNE: Hello there, The Beautiful Princess Ashley!
  • 21:35:48: KINMUNE: Hello there, Nekyn Alb!
  • 22:27:37: KINMUNE: Hello there, Zoder!
  • 22:27:46: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi zoder
  • 22:31:53: Zoder: Hello.
  • 22:32:04: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: what's up?
  • 22:34:52: Zoder: Cooking dinner and watching the snow fall. You?
  • 22:36:04: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: practising japanese
  • 22:36:11: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: probably going to bed soon
  • 22:36:18: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: you've got snow already?
  • 22:38:19: Zoder: Yeah. Apparently winter comes pretty early in the north east.
  • 22:38:42: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: i'm further northeast than you are though
  • 22:39:00: Zoder: Where are you again?
  • 22:39:05: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: the Netherlands
  • 22:42:11: Zoder: Aren't you right next to a volcanic hot spot? That might cause higher temperatures.
  • 22:43:32: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: no, i'm not. i believe the hot gulf stream is what causes temperatures to be higher on this side of the ocean
  • 22:45:25: Zoder: You're probably right. I don't know much about the Netherlands.
  • 22:47:43: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: to my knowledge, there are no volcanic hotspots anywhere in europe
  • 22:50:25: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: wait nvm, google revealed there's one in western germany. guess my country is right next to a hotspot.
  • 22:56:16: Zoder: I only thought there would be one because of the ring of fire.
  • 22:57:04: Zoder: That's interesting though. I guess it's never caused enough trouble to be worth noting?
  • 22:58:34: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: ring of fire? what's that?
  • 22:59:11: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: anyway, the german volcano hasn't erupted in about 10000 years, so no, it's not really problematic
  • 23:02:33: Zoder: The ring of the fire is the nickname given to the area around the Pacific plate that converges with the surrounding continental plates. Tons of volcanoes spring up along the coasts of the continents that collide with the Pacific plate, and it's kind of a ring shape, so people started calling it the ring of fire.
  • 23:03:57: Zoder: But I was thinking the wrong area of land when I said ring of fire. You're not even close to it.
  • 23:04:09: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: was just about to say that lol
  • 23:04:23: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: that's literally the other side of the world
  • 23:05:19: Zoder: I think my brain went to Alaska for some reason and I didn't realize until it was too late. I'm really tired today, sorry.
  • 23:05:56: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: it's ok. my brain goes on vacations to fuck knows where all the time too
  • 23:07:43: Zoder: Oh well. Who needs to know things anyway, right?
  • 23:09:57: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: true
  • 23:10:05: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: thinking is overrated
  • 23:10:47: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: we should just throw it out, believe in flat earth and refuse to vaccinate
  • 23:13:32: Zoder: Sounds good to me.
  • 23:16:07: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: /me eats tide pods and partakes in all those other retarded challenges kids do these days
  • 23:19:04: KINMUNE: Hello there, VoiceOverPete!
  • 23:19:10: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: hi
  • 23:24:08: Zoder: /me plays Fortnite and spends hundreds of dollars on useless skins that I will never use again ever
  • 23:28:00: VoiceOverPete: Fuck shit bitch asshole cunt slut
  • 23:29:44: Nekyn Alb: Hey Ash
  • 23:40:42: The Beautiful Princess Ashley: don't use random insults please
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