The Cat Master

aka Ðe C@ Master

"In these difficult times, we must count on persons such as you to secure our borders from bandits and rabble-rousers. We all profit by your lawful pursuit of the unlawful."Countess Alessia Caro[src]

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TESOnlineIcon This TESWikian has been at The Elder Scrolls Wiki for 8 years, 7 months and 19 days.

Hei, I'm Ðe C@ Master, one of the admins here and a fan of the The Elder Scrolls series. (At least Morrowind through Online. I have not played the earliest games or most of the spin-offs).

I started editing here in 2011, soon after Skyrim first came out, but only did so sporadically for about two months then stopped. In early 2015 I came back, and was quite active since. In July 2015 I was promoted to patroller, then in August 2017 I was promoted to Admin. I did however, resign in 2018 for a time for personal reasons. In April 2019 I requested my reinstatement as admin, and the community approved.

I am not a social person, so I prefer to work behind the scenes; patrolling, formatting new articles when necessary, checking the VIP and creating new articles when time allows.

Poachers axe

"One sure mark of a fool is to dismiss anything that falls outside his experience as being impossible."
Farengar Secret-Fire[src]
Useful links

"I could forge you a warhammer that would crush a giant's head like a walnut."
  • Crown Store - Even though I have not worked on this project in a while, I will come back to it at some point. It has not been updated in a hot minute. Due to the large amount of content added, the page will need a complete overhaul. Each category (Non-Combat Pets, Mounts, Costumes, etc) will most likely need its own page with a link in the main page (Furnishings (Online) page may a good example of how the CS could be set up) Will need to ponder this. This is the project I’m most proud of.
  • Merchants (Online) - On hold. I may pick it back up at some point.
Completed projects

"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura, it's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here, next to me!"
Adoring Fan[src]
Date Edit count Page
September 29, 2016 20,000 Mage (Class)
March 27, 2017 25,000 Library Furnishings
September 22, 2017 30,000 I was Summoned by a Mortal
November 4, 2019 40,000 Mnemonic Planisphere
Sai's Affliction
Date Edit Page
April 24, 2015 1,239,000 Breton (Morrowind)
May 12, 2015 1,251,000 Cure Poison (Morrowind)
June 12, 2015 1,267,000 Priory of the Nine (Quest)
June 24, 2015 1,277,000 Old Tome
June 30, 2015 1,280,000 Andasreth
July 6, 2015 1,282,000 My sandbox
August 6, 2015 1,300,000 Codex Arcana, Vol II
September 10, 2015 1,317,000 Crown Experience Scroll Pack
September 28, 2015 1,330,000 Hiding in Plain Sight
December 16, 2015 1,380,000 Nordic Pantheon
February 12, 2016 1,421,000 Black Bear Cub
April 7, 2016 1,449,000 Diary, Day 61
April 18, 2016 1,458,000 Moonlight Senche-Tiger
July 13, 2016 1,502,000 Sejanus Hunting Grounds
July 15, 2016 1,504,000 That Which Was Lost
August 12, 2016 1,516,000 Bangkorai Butcher
September 19, 2016 1,534,000 Epitaph for Lucina Faleria
November 14, 2016 1,555,000 Liliya
December 13, 2016 1,563,000 Lieutenant Hawrond.png
February 17, 2017 1,593,000 Daggerfall Overlook
April 8, 2017 1,609,000 My profile
July 3, 2017 1,656,000 The Elder Scrolls Wiki:Vandalism in progress
July 13, 2017 1,663,000 Black Soul Gem (Oblivion)
November 18, 2017 1,704,000 My profile
December 1, 2017 1,710,000 Skyrim Map Marker Pin Series: Markarth
February 2, 2018 1,739,000 Blacksmith Costume
April 24, 2019 1,881,000 Amahnin
May 17, 2019 1,884,000 File:Arkngthand World Map.png
June 16, 2019 1,893,000 Cat (Online)
July 2, 2019 1,898,000 Arena
July 22, 2019 1,903,000 Chaurus Boots
August 7, 2019 1,907,000 Karlirah's House
August 29, 2019 1,915,000 Reaper (Dawnguard)
September 5, 2019 1,917,000 Sahdabeh
October 29, 2019 1,928,000 Thread:1060624
November 8, 2019 1,930,000 Factotum (Online)
April 23, 2020 1,974,000 Skyrim
June 1, 2020 1,981,000 Imperial Legion

"I expected you. We have business, you and I."
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"Humility is a noble thing, but you must also remain strong and self-assured. A true champion is also history's pawn, and history is a cruel and unfeeling master."
Queen Ayrenn[src]
The Cat Master - TESV SE - Dovahkiin
Kjaala Heljarchen [1]
Biographical information


Date of birth

17 Morning Star, 4E 175

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Hair color


Eye color


Chronological and political information

Fourth Era


College of Winterhold
The Greybeards
Imperial Legion
Blue Palace







The Cat Master - ESO - Ra'zhir the Stormclaw
Ra'zhir the Stormclaw
Biographical information

Rimmen, Anequina

Date of birth

20 Rain's Hand, 2E 563

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Second Era


Aldmeri Dominion
Fighters Guild
Mages Guild
Psijic Order







"Did you know a pregnant dog is filled with puppies?"
TES games I've played

‡ Completed
† In progress
* Played only a little bit soon after initial release, but didn't find very interesting, so I probably won't put in any more time or effort anytime soon.

My favourite games
  • A Plague Tale: Innocence
  • Assassins's Creed series
  • Baldur's Gate
  • Bioshock series
  • Broken Age
  • Death Stranding
  • Destiny series
  • Detroit: Become Human
  • Dishonored series †
  • Donkey Kong Kountry series
  • Dragon Age series †
  • Dynasty Warriors 5
  • Fallout series
  • Final Fantasy series
  • Folklore
  • Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice
  • Goat Simulator
  • God of War series
  • Horizon Zero Dawn
  • Icewind Dale
  • Jade Empire
  • L.A. Noire
  • Mass Effect Shepard series †
  • Metro series †
  • Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor
  • Middle Earth: Shadow of War
  • Onimusha series
  • Quantum Break
  • Red Dead Redemption
  • Shadow of the Colossus
  • Silent Hill (1-3 only)
  • Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
  • Super Mario Kart
  • Super Mario World
  • The Elder Scrolls series †
  • The Last of Us
  • The Outer Worlds
  • The Witcher series †
  • Until Dawn

† My absolute favorite games

My favourite TES characters
The Wind That Shakes the Barley

A slightly altered version of a of an old Irish ballad, as seen from the perspective of a young Stormcloak rebel. It is not in support or opposition of the rebellion, but a commentary on the sacrifice, trauma, and violence one may face in a time of war.

I sat within the valley green
I sat me with my true love
My sad heart strove the two between
The old love and the new love
The old for her the new that made
Me think on Skyrim dearly
While soft the wind blew down the glade
And shook the golden barley

T'was hard the woeful words to frame
To break the ties that bound us
But harder still to bear the shame
Of foreign chains around us
And so I said the mountain glen
I'll meet at morning early
And I'll join the bold native sons
While soft winds shook the barley

T'was sad I kissed away her tears
My fond arm round her flinging
When a foeman's shout burst on our ears
From out the wild woods ringing
An arrow pierced my true love's side
In life's young spring so early
And on my breast in blood she died
While soft winds shook the barley

I bore her to the wildwood screen
And many a summer blossom
I placed with branches thick and green
Above her gore-stain'd bosom
I wept and kissed her pale, pale cheek
Then rushed o'er vale and far lea
My vengeance on the foe to wreak
While soft winds shook the barley

But blood for blood without remorse
I've ta'en to Whiterun City
I've lain my true love's clay like corpse
Where I full soon must follow
Around her grave I've wandered drear
Noon, night and morning early
With breaking heart when e'er I hear
The wind that shakes the barley

Khajiiti architecture

An article about a real-world architectural style that may (or may not) have been an inspiration for Khajiiti architecture in The Elder Scrolls Online.

Madman Tonight with The Cat Master!

An interview with Madman97, where I discuss being a patroller, Texas, music and games. I also revealed in a post interview comment, that the Daedric prince Malacath lives in Texas, under an assumed identity.

Funny vandalism

Sometimes I come across vandalism that makes me laugh. Here are some examples.

Shia Labeouf

A vandal posted this epic piece of poetry in the Aldmeri Dominion (Online) page on April 13, 2015.

You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Shia Labeouf.

He's following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.
Shia Labeouf.

You're looking for your car,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!

Running for your life
(From Shia Labeouf.)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's Shia Labeouf.)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf.
Living in the woods,
(Shia Labeouf.)
Killing for sport,
(Shia Labeouf.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf.

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)

Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf.
Sharpening an ax,
(Shia Labeouf.)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(Shia Labeouf.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.
Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf,
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf.

You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten Shia Labeouf
Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam superstar Shia Labeouf
Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf

His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf

why my spaghettios creating lightning

This vandal expressed their concern about their Spaghettios and thier dog on the Dragon Shouts page on January 21, 2020.

so basically my spaghettios create lighting idk why they do but they do i screamed and cried thinking my spaghettios was the second coming of god himself so i screamed to alert my dog who came in and sh it on the floor what the fu ck i hate my dog so i picked it up and threw it out of a 5 story window so it would perish but it didnt die so i pulled out a flame thrower and torched it and after i was done it still wasnt dead then i realised my spaghettios where in the microwave so i left my alive torched broken dog outside to fight several armed men with guns so i went inside and ate my spaghettios and the spoon was burnt so nowi realise the spoon was god so i threw it down the garbage disposal

Siege of the Crystal Tower

A vandal posted a spam page with this gem on the main space on April 13, 2020.

The sige of cyrstal tower happens inm 3e 433 when the guys the mehurnes guys had diarrhea

and decid the y want paper to destroy and a poooooos

but then the dragonborn killed them and saved the world because hes the betstest hero and can kill nervecvarine and chapem of curodiil in one shot


The cats of Zos
An article from the ESO website showcasing a few cats owned by employees of Zenimax. Some of them gave thier cats awesome names such as Lord Commander Wilford Amadeus Kingsley III and Madame Snow Paws Flufferbutt Ph.D.

Meet the Cats of Zos

My kittehs

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