Poisoned apples

  • I live in a very hard locked barrel in Fort Farragut
  • I am Speaker for the Black Hand
  • Bio What is the colour of night?
    Welcome home.

    "A poison stew, eh? I was always partial to apples myself."

    "The apple has been treated with a most deadly poison. It will likely kill whomever eats it, probably instantly. To use the apple, simply dispose of any other food and put the apple in its place. If someone is inclined to eat, and they taste the apple...death."

    About myself:

    Hi, I'm Poisoned Apples (pls pretend the 'a' in 'apples' is capitalized) but you can also call me PA or Apples for short. Or Poisoned. Whatever floats your boat.

    I've been on the wiki since January of 2017, and am your friendly neighbourhood TES Wiki News Team member.

    I live in New Zealand and probably always will. It's Middle-earth on Earth.

    I'm also into art, both digital and traditional, animation style and fine art style. Take a gander:

    Instagram (TES art and sketches):

    Almalexia, Mother Morrowind (digital)

    The Rift (acrylic)

    Dragonheart (digital)

    Al-Esh and Chim-el Adabal (digital)

    Discord: Poisoned Apples#0674
    Talk Page:

    The Lore Post of Legend:

    After the Fire, Before the Storm: in which the Hero of Kvatch comes out of the ashes of the fires of Oblivion a different person and must prepare for the coming storm

    Part One - The Gate:

    Part Two - The Stones:

    Part Three - The Missing Pages:

    Part Four - The Third Dominion:

    Part Five - The Green Fire:

    Part Six - The Unsent Message:

    Part Seven - The Kiss Goodbye:

    Part Eight - The Crumbling Wall:

    Part Nine - The Stone's Vision:

    Part Ten - The Escape:

    Part Eleven - The Void Nights:

    Part Twelve - A New Life:

    Part Thirteen - The Storm Crown:

    Part Fourteen - The Book of Dragons:

    Part Fifteen - The Omens in the Clouds:

    Part Sixteen - The Gathering Storm:

    Part Seventeen - The Fire Sparks:

    Part Eighteen - The Scholar of Falinesti:

    Part Nineteen (Finale) - Death of the Dragonheart:

    The Calenind Family - the story from beginning to end:


    Who was Lucien Lachance?

    Q: "Does Lucien Lachance sing to himself when he's alone in Fort Farragut?"
    "Mostly he just whistles and does jazz hands."
    -Wes Johnson on Twitter, 11/12/2014, 10:42 pm


    "Fantasy is escapist, and that is it's glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don't we consider it his duty to escape?"

    "Never be cruel, never be cowardly. And never ever eat pears!"
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    Jaws of Oblivion is a card-based expansion for that brings 82 new cards based around iconic quests, characters and more from !

    Jaws of Oblivion features a host of Daedra cards represented in Intelligence, Strength and Willpower, and Blades, Goblins and Guilds which are represented primarily in Agility, Endurance and Willpower.

    The two new Theme decks are Mankar Camoran's Paradise and Martin Septim's Ascendance which you can buy in the store for $4.99 or 500 each. Each deck contains one guaranteed unique Legendary card; Mankar Camoran and Martin Septim respectively.

    There are also fourteen new Titles, three card backs, six new musical tracks, eighteen new quests and a playmat. Like Moons of Elsweyr, there are introductory quests. The reward is a My…

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    As of August 12, The Elder Scrolls Online: Scalebreaker, a new dungeon DLC pack for The Elder Scrolls Online, is now officially released alongside Update 23 on PC/Mac! For Playstation 4 and Xbox One, this will be released on August 27.

    Scalebreaker comes with two 4-player dungeons: Lair of Maarselok and Moongrave Fang. While these are a part of the Season of the Dragon storyline, players can still enjoy both dungeons without having already completed The Elder Scrolls Online: Wrathstone and The Elder Scrolls Online: Elsweyr.

    Scalebreaker can be purchased in the in-game Crown Store for 1500 , and is free for all ESO Plus members. The Collector's Bundle, which includes the DLC game pack, a mount, pet and Crown Experience Scrolls, is available for 4000 . …

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    Steam's Summer Sale is on right now, and will last up until July 9 10:00 AM PST! Here are some games that are currently on sale (currency in USD):

    • The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind Game of the Year Edition – 50% off (was $14.99, now $7.49)
    • The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Game of the Year Edition – 50% off (was $14.99, now $7.49)
      • The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Game of the Year Edition Deluxe – 50% off (was $19.99, now $9.99)
    • The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition – 50% off (was $39.99, now $19.99)
      • Skyrim Special Edition + Fallout 4 GOTY – 60% off (was $99.98, now $39.98)
      • The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim VR – 50% off (was $59.99, now $29.99)
    • The Elder Scrolls Online Standard Edition (includes the base game and ) – 50% off (was $19.99, now $9.99)
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    On Sunday, June 9 5:30PM Pacific Time (12:30AM UTC), Bethesda's E3 conference begins! This blog post will be updated covering the showcase live.

    To find out when this is for your timezone, click here.

    • Tune into Bethesda's Twitch, YouTube, Mixer or Facebook to watch the livestream.
    • There is also an official BE3 Discord.
    • Twitch Drops include five Ouroboros Crown Crates and a Clouded-Senche Leopard mount for ESO, delivered around and after June 10. More details (plus a sneak preview of the next part of the Season of the Dragon story) can be found here.
      • PC/Mac players can earn these by linking your ESO account with your Twitch account, and logging in and watching the BE3 showcase on the Bethesda Twitch channel.
      • As for console players, log into the game o…

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    The next Chapter for has been released on all platforms! It is the second part of the "Season of the Dragon" story and continues on from which was released earlier this year. takes place in Anequina, in the north of Elsweyr.


    • 5 Can't-miss Experiences You Can Have Exploring Elsweyr – a breakdown of what the Chapter has to offer
    • Discover Elsweyr & The Khajiit That Live There – designing the zone using places in the real world and depicting the Khajiiti culture
    • Official Gameplay Trailer

    The zone is dotted with Public Dungeons, World Bosses and Delves. The land itself includes grasslands, badlands, a giant canyon known as the Scar, and moon sugar fields, all drawing inspiration from places like West Africa, Thailand, India and Indonesia. Al…

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