What I learned from Skyrim
I have explored the vast land of Skyrim extensively, and I have come to ascertain a few things about this wild and wondrous wintry world.
- One does not simply walk into Skyrim.
- The Nords at some point thought it was a good idea to bury their dead with weapons and armour. Thanks for that.
- Dead people always come back to life when someone comes to mourn them.
- Dungeon builders built complicated puzzles, then decided to put the answer on the wall above it.
- Every shopkeeper in the world, regardless of what they actually sell, refer to their goods as tresures.
- Coins don't have mass.
- Every inn in Skyrim was made by the same architect.
- Only a renowned hero can purchase real estate.
- Being a Thane is a just a fancy get out of jail free card.
- Nobody ever bother…
About Elder Scrolls Wiki
With Skyrim out and this wiki's views skyrocketing, I thought I would share my thoughts on Elder Scrolls Wiki. Recently, it was announced that this wiki had the most views on wikia gaming. While that is true, that is not because of this wiki's quality, but rather the hype surrounding Skyrim. The same thing happened on UESP Wiki, Not that this isn't a good wiki, it just leaves something to be desired. Many of the pages here are, to put it bluntly, atrocious. The formatting, spelling, and grammar are lacking, and many pages don't have pictures. UESP wiki is still a superior site, but it lacks the features strength of a community like a Wikia site does. It is much simpler to come here for any Elder Scrolls information via the blog posts. I un…
Dragon Born
Well, the legendary release date is almost upon us. But I just thought of something. Of all the babies that are named on friday, what are the chances one will be named Dovakiin?
What's lifelong humilation and the everlasting shame of hurting a child when weighed against free Bethesda products?