This is a quick little blog of compiling things I've learned throughout my 300+ hours of Skyrim. You can add on to it if you want.
P.S. There was another blog similiar to this one. Please inform me if I repeated any of the things that blog mention.
Things I've learned so far[]
- Just because something on a map "seems" close it isn't.
- Stealing a piece of bread from an old women will result in bounty hunters chasing after you
- Dragonborns are allowed to do and be everything. Yes, even a tree...
- Dragons apparently have use with gold coins
- Horses are the Gods of Gravity. Can't climb a mountain? Get a horse to climb it upside down
- Ice is great for armor , even if you fall off a mountain while being frozen with the Ice form shout
- Giants don't like hugs
- Shooting flames out of your hands immediately tells companions to jump in front of it
- Skyrim refuses to have physics
- Chickens are sacred creatures. Killing one will cause an all out war. If you kill one without anyone looking, they WILL find out.
- Buckets are a new fashion trend in skyrim
- Horses are wanna-be heroes
- NPC's love getting hurt by traps. Even if they warn you not to walk into them.....they walk into them
- Dragons can read your minds. Want to find a dragon? They avoid you. Want dragons to go away? They're everywhere. EVERYWHERE
- Children can't report anything to guards.
- Having a belly full of mead is more important than saving millions of lives
- It isn't a crime if you kill everyone
- NPC's don't realize the traps they put up. Shoot an arrow at and they will immediately activate the trap.
- Even though Dragon bones are really heavy, shooting a flame ball at dragon carcasses will make the body fly 100 miles from where it layed
- Mammoths have the ability to fly higher than dragons, but they eventually forget they can't fly and fall down
- Killing your wife will result in free stuff
- That purple stuff on the floor isn't throw up from enemies. It's flammable oil...really flammable oil
- Using Ice form on an enemy while being on a slanted hill will result in super glitchy flying time
- Violently vibrating items is normal.
- Beating up people will make them your companion
- In real life stealing someone's crop is illegal. In Skyrim you will get paid for doing so
- People from hammerfall have curved "swords"
- A bunny is more dangerous to a dragon than you are
- Punching children in the face is legal when your a thane.
- Sweetrolls....the most prized possession in Skyrim