- "Don't even bother with that chapel! Nothing but faithless hypocrites in there. Back in my day, a sliken shawl over a single breast was considered modest! Now? Feh. Wooden pews and sky-high collars. It's a disgrace!"
- "This chapel is a disgrace! I haven't had a naked priest squeeze my bottom in decades! And the bosoms? Don't even get me started on the bosoms! No wonder Dibella's turned her back on us!"